why are hottie and new york so good?
can another kind soul fill me in?
FIRST!? WOW!
Anyhow..lol. It's probably New York. Oh dear GOD let it be New York. Then they need to have Pumkin come on for the season finale, so NY can beat that bitches' ass for spitting on her. In fact, they should have them meet on a race track so Pumkin and run laps trying to get away from her!
Goddammit. Not first. ugh, nevermind.
I love the stunned look on the dog's face.
And I love how the flowers in the upper right-hand corner are curling up and dying...as if they can't stand the ghetto rays eminating from Hottie's weave.
That's a really stupid name. Why don't they just keep it real and call it Trashy Bachelorette?
Is she Webster's real mom? They look alike. 
MK you HAVE to audition, puhleeeeez! Maybe I could audition if I wear a strap on.
She looks like she's about to bust out of that basket. Those poor flowers.
Ummm, that's hot?
Webster in drag is totally gonna crush that wicker basket to death with her bedonk. I wonder how long it took for them to find a big enough basket. Some PA bitch probably had to haul ass to Treasure Island or The Rag Shop or some shit.
LMAO. They dont know when to stop MK.
I never know when you're being sarcastic or not. Hope your pic of Hottie on the fireplace drops and burn to ashes.
Is the site super slow for anyone?
Aw HELL No!!!! Show's gonna suck. Can't wait for FOL2 tho...
Bitch fell down while shopping in Garden Ridge
Michael K we now all have herpes thanks to your Paris pics, I think I feel a crab crawling up my leg.
Lara- I think I have HIV now, not herpes.
I am speechless. Speechless
Is the site super slow for anyone?
Michael K | Homepage | 07.31.06 - 12:26 pm | #
Yup yup
can someone call peta? that poor dog looks completely traumatized...
rabbit | Edit comment Delete comment | Email | 07.31.06 - 12:36 pm | #
Thanks! Ugh, I don't know how to fix it but I'm on it.
The photo is kinda sad. Looks like she took it herself in her living room, with fake plants and a timer on her camera.
I bet the Flavorette is New York, which is also sad, because she strikes me as teetering on the edge of unsanity. It was painful to watch her mother treat her (and everyone else) like trash.
Cheap props for that photo!!! Love the dog though.
rabbit | Edit comment Delete comment | Email | 07.31.06 - 12:36 pm | #
Thanks! Ugh, I don't know how to fix it but I'm on it.
Michael K | Homepage | 07.31.06 - 12:37 pm | #
LOL I thought it was just my craptastic work computer that was to blame. Love ya MK
http://socialitelife.com/2006/
07...baby_shower.php
Funniest parody ever
http://socialitelife.com/2006/
07...baby_shower.php
rabbit | Edit comment Delete comment | Email | 07.31.06 - 12:39 pm | #
I know me too...but then I went to another puter and that shit was slow too.
Yes, it's slow MK.
You know, this is a crazy idea, one that may be too bold, too innovative for it's time but how about a show based upon a SCRIPT that involves A STORYLINE? Oh wait that takes writers and actors when the average American will watch a homeless man piss on an electrical outlet and find that wildly entertaining...my bad.
That's a real dog? It's not dead from the stench?
It's going to be a boring day, methinks
Give me a fucking break.
This photo reminds me of those posters of the kitten hanging off a tree branch with the caption "Hang In There". And I like the way the basket is all slanted.
Looks like my mom's best friend Linda styled this photo. In the rec-room/basement of her split-level ranch house deep in suburbia. Ick.
Is that a heaving basket of shit?
It's a cornucopia of love.
That basket's got a tighter weave than the horse hair on Hottie's gourd.
Hottie looks retarded
Haha on the "hang in there" reference Classic!
That's the best weave I've ever seen on that bitch.
That makes me sad.
Last time I saw a mouth like that it had a hook in it.
MK - hi and xoxo!!!!
Sorry, but I'm glad it's slow cause I'm busy. 
I would love a show with New York and her mother. Her mother was a piece of work.
This picture looks like it was taken at Olan Mills. You know that basket busted open from weight of that ho bearing down on it
That picture is hot shit! I think I saw that plant she's sitting in at my dentist's office last week. You should so audition for this show MK!
Um, ever notice how dog owners look just like their dogs?
Why do the basket look crooked?
Is the bitch in that basket? Things gonna break!
that dog could get bigger and better dick than that piece of trash.
Is she the one that insists her hair's real?
I need a new post....
i finally manage to get rid of the "trainee" for a little while and all i get for my efforts is a fluffy little pussy dog and some crazy ho with fucked up hair.
may i suggest that no one read USA Today today. Mayhem. Death. Destruction. I'm so pissed and depressed now.
fuck.
Did anyone read that Hohan myspace comment about the heat and filming with cunts? HAHAHAHA
idontlikeyouinthatway.com
Middle East stuff Mortie? I understand Israel did make good on their 48 hour ceasefire....
DID NOT MAKE GOOD....ooops
Is she the one that insists her hair's real?
Baby J | 07.31.06 - 1:34 pm | #
Yes, even though everyone knows that she has a $5 weave
jeez mishma. It's everything. after reading the paper i always wonder how I can bring a baby into this cesspool of "civiliaztion".
on a less depressing note but frustrating...how does a 30-something y/o not know how to fucking use microsoft word? seriously. WTF?!
Yeah, keep thinking you're actually fooling people with that fake weave! That hair is as fake as Tara Reid's tits!
that dog could get bigger and better dick than that piece of trash.
Morticia | 07.31.06 - 1:19 pm | #
which one's the dog again? hey bitch!
hi stoney - hi to all!
notice this ho is surrounded by artificial plants....her fucking rotten cooch would wilt that shit in a nanosecond
hey no anjl!
If a 16 y/o can't use MSWord, I'm ascared.
Who did she blow to get hired, Mortie?
on a less depressing note but frustrating...how does a 30-something y/o not know how to fucking use microsoft word? seriously. WTF?!
ha......I guess the more compelling question is who hired the 30 something idiot? I hope that when you're done training her, she gets to be someone else's problem.
I'm not having kids Mortie because I just don't know how to raise them in this brave New World. I might change my mind but for now I am enjoying childlessness
i won't have kids for a few years, mishma...but it's not like things are getting any better
...i'm training a woman who has been working in finance for about 5 years...in my position she'll be working w/ all the XP programs and she seriously didn't know how to BOLD a word. she doesn't know how to PRINT. she got the promotion b/c one of my bosses hangs w/ her brother. she's nice but DAMN! she been living in a cage?!
omg...i'm stumped. shit I can't think of a comment.
I am sooo bored today, work is slow as shit......
ok how about this..
In the jungle, the mighty jungle, the lion sleeps tonight............
no av...?
Sigh, sorry Mortie, it truly is who you know and who you blow, huh?
You should ask her if she knows what spell check is. My husband works with a woman who does not know how to spellcheck Outlook emails, so she looks the words up in a dictionary.
(i've given her my whole job description except for the part that reads "and 3/4 of the work day will be spent talking shit on dlisted"
...cuz...you know...she'll be spending that time figuring out how to capitalize a letter.
I'M BORED POST SOMETHING ANYTHING MK
Pretty please with Matt McCounhay (sp?) on top?
It's easy not to know Word. Just coast through life with no education, and boom! You're there! No Word skills.
i loved when punkin spit in ny's face... my single favorite television moment ever... i'm going home to rewatch that little gem that's never ever getting erased from my tivo...
Noanjl! did you just get back from vacation you lucky bitch?!
Better get her MS Office for Retards, Mortie.
I wish I could go on vacation. My gf is coming from Chicago in Sept and I will take off for that, but that's more work than pleasure. Serious, cooking, cleaning and keeping her from throwing up on my couch. I love my friend but she's a lush and a self-centered one at that. This why the long distance friendship thing works great for me...
Morticia - yes, back to this hell hole. My boss can't do a FUCKING THING with out me except keep up to date on his solitaire game. I'm swamped. But at least he's leaving Thursday for TWO WEEKS!!! YAYOOOOOO!!!!! How are you and hubby doing??? Sexin it up?
Oh, I would have just LOVED to have been the photographer at the Olan Mills portrait studio who came up with that shot!
MK, lay off the blunt and set us up with another post!!!!!
Hello everyone!What the hell is she doing in that basket? Yeah I think it has to be New York. Hottie is just plain sick looking, I cant imagine who would wanto openly date her. Not to say that New York is anything to write home about, but she is prettier and her momma and daddy have money. Unlike Hottie who is basicly looking for a millionare to support her and shes not even hot!
OMG! This biatch looks like the female Gremlin! Ya ya ya!
I really hope that it's NY too. She hasn't been posting much to her MySpace blog, maybe because she's been taping this POS show. We'll see.
How are you and hubby doing??? Sexin it up?
NoAnjl is back to work boo hoo | 07.31.06 - 2:12 pm |
...let's just say i've never known anyone with a higher sex drive...it's all going really well (especially considering we didn't live together before we got hitched). we had a bit of a spat this morning (he didnt do the dishes when he said he would...and i cannot stand dirty dishes in the sink). obviously nothing major...i'm sure we'll "make up" (nudge nudge wink wink) tonight.
it'll probably be hottie making the show b/c the bigger the train-wreck the better
Morticia - make up sex is the best you know! 
Enjoy it while it lasts. I haven't got laid in a week. I'm getting a mister.
I used to get mad about dirty dishes in the sink, ah, trivial bliss....
Now get mad when tries to act like my daddy
He gets mad when I get one of my depressions, like now
mishma, just tell her YOU'LL make all the drinks and make her's really weak. just pour a tiny bit of liquor in the top so it tastes really strong when she first sips it.
Now get mad when tries to act like my daddy
mishma | 07.31.06 - 2:24 pm |
is that what had you so riled up on Friday??
Plus can you guys/gals imagine New York's mother having to give her approval to the guys on the show. She's a nightmare.I bet thats what theyll do. Producers love that shit.
Enough with this Webster Tranny already!!!
I think so Mortie. He is 12 yrs older than me so he pulls the whole "I know more than you" crap. Right now I am going through some family drama and he has been supportive but sometimes I don't want his damn advice.
You know it Stoney, but she's a wise drunk. Actually, she will prolly make her own.....
Off to lunch peoples, see ya in an hour 
Oh, I wish it were hoopz. My friend grew up w/ her & still talks to her ocassionally. She's so down to earth. It's a little strange though, she did the show to get famous, but doesn't want to be bothered by people who have seen Flavor of Love. Maybe she's putting that off until she's really famous but, it's something you have to deal with. Anyway, I hate reality TV now, so I prob won't be watching no matter who it is.
OMG- I HOPE IT'S NEW YORK!!!
Someone needs to spray that basket with pesticide now!
Somebody get this bitch a lift. Or start covering it up better
Who's Hottie? That dog is hot...
Her in that basket is almost as good as these!
http://holisticwisdom.com/gift-b...ift-
baskets.htm
damn, that dog looks a lot like my own dog! except mine doesn't have such droopy lips, on the mouth of course!!
Damn, did the photographer just give up on the backdrop? I bet the pooch is pissed that Hottie jumped in the picture last minute and messed up his moment...
btw...I hope New York gets it so I can watch her grease her weave with Vaseline again.
New York will definatly be the most sucessful choice, and she's probably the reason they are doing this flavorette show! I like Hottie, but the whole thing about loving money might not make her as good a choice as New York. but it better NOT be Pumpkin, She's the biggest slut on reality TV! Trishelle is a nun next to her!
It had better be New York. Any of the others would be boring as hell.
I miss Punkin!! What the hell has she been up to lately?
I want her, Hottie, and New York together in a new reality show. Those three were priceless!
Oh, and the Asian woman (Red Oyster?) would be a hoot, too!!!
These women were the best! If boring Trump can keep a reality show going for three seasons, these ladies can have one for longer!
I just hope that if she gets her own show I want to hear the bicycle bell ring every time she blinks. That ruled.
she looks stupid in blonde hair. she needs to lose the bleach and the weave.
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