Gravatar chumbawumba.


Gravatar You know....maybe with ONE more bangle...that whole ensemble would just sing!


Gravatar and, by "chumbawumba" i mean, "janet, your boobs look nice, but your midsection is weird.
another definition of "cumbawumba" is FIRST!


Gravatar Anyone notice the SHOES?

She looks so ridiculous......she and Mariah should join Underdressers Anonymous


Gravatar whatever has been sucked into her cleavage i fear is lost forever...


Gravatar OMG that is horrid that outfit makes Mariahs look stylish she is insane and please cover your stomach i have seen it a zillion times now put it away!!


Gravatar Janet use to be so cute.


Gravatar I'm pretty sure one of the last thoughts to go through her mind was, "Hmmmmmm....straight-jacket shoes; THAT'S what this outfit needs".


Gravatar I really think that she just needs ONE more bracelet to make the whole outfit.

Just one more....


Gravatar I find myself wanting to push my finger waaaaaaayyy in her stomach ala Poppin' Fresh style.


Gravatar OK Janet. We know you have a six pack. Enough already!


Gravatar Where's Waldo?


Gravatar At least her rib-removal scars are covered up.


Gravatar Bozo the Clown.


Gravatar Well, I sure hope someone buys her new album. From the looks of these pics, girlfriend is hurtin' for some new jeans.


Gravatar Every bracelet in the drawer.


Gravatar Tragic!


Gravatar dear janet: please die


Gravatar Hmmm looks like her boobs are wearing a G-string. So maybe Ms. Jackson confused her boobs for her ass


Gravatar Now, now don't be hasty


Gravatar She looks like Hottie


Gravatar There is something very Sid & Marty Krofft about the whole picture.
Why did Janet destroy that face of hers? She used to be so pretty. Now she looks like a melting clown, just like Michael.


Gravatar *sigh* Yeap, she's a Jackson...


Gravatar If the blazer don't fit, you mustn't wear it. I think Johnny Cochran said that, no?


Gravatar I think Janet looks like she lost her mind ever since the super bowl incident. She used to seem so OK for a Jackson. Now she's getting as crazy as her brother and sis Latoya. She is past her prime, she should know when to go with the flow, she's really talented. Let go of the 20 year old pop tart thing already.


Gravatar I guess this is what she meant by "I'm Janet - Miss Jackson if your nasty". Nasty just like her


Gravatar Is that boob or ass cleavage?


Gravatar is she high?


Gravatar I have a g string that looks like her shirt? bra? necklance? not sure what that is


Gravatar This photo clearly demonstrates that Janet's ABS have been painted on. Instead of actually doing setups you just have the definition air brushed onto your torso.


Gravatar Liposculpting at it's best


Gravatar She is always trying to pass that 'fat fold' line on her stomach off as a dent from a six-pack! Pah-Leeze...


Gravatar Janet, Janet, enough with your fake tits shoved out at all times. CBS didn't like that shit and neither do I.


Gravatar Maybe Janet & Michael really are the same person.


Gravatar nice gut. Whoa!


Gravatar Um, what happened to those ripped abs from last week? Huh? Ha ha ha, man oh man.


Gravatar It's that black tape you use on wires. Cheap bitch


Gravatar What the hell is that thing around her neck/tits? Is it a necklace? Bra? Harness of some sort??? She looks like she's wearing some sort of BDSM gear on underneath.


Gravatar Janet, Ummmmm, no.


Gravatar I think it was her sense of style disguised as a breast that popped out at the Super Bowl.


Gravatar On second thought, maybe not....She looked a hot mess there, too.


Gravatar Shut up Janet and go get me my lemonade and corn dog


Gravatar She should just spary paint some abs with some Mystic


Gravatar Looks like a pillowcase full of door knobs.


Gravatar Is it just me or is she beginning to resemble LaToya?


Gravatar She looks nice. The boots are not really that cute but I think the outfit looks good. People always have something bad to say.


Gravatar can she even lift her f'ing arms with all those bracelets?


Gravatar She has crazy written all over her face.


Gravatar What the hell is right!! Her stomach is all ponchy and the jacket is 4 sizes too small and she stole those bracelets froma garage sale in the valley!! Pray for her


Gravatar Come on Janet. At 40 you need to know that this is not okay. What the hell is that shit around your boobs and loose the hat! Better yet loose the whole outfit.

Chick grow up... you are not 20 YEARS OLD!


Gravatar Apparently Janet & Mimi share the same stylist


Gravatar The Jews for Jesus campaign in the subways in Manhattan need to get Mel to be their new spokeshole...


Gravatar I was gonna say she looked like a member of the lollipop guild.... but ok lol


Gravatar Dr. Seuss prostitute on acid! Exactly!


Gravatar the latest fashion invention: THE BOOB THONG!!!!!


Gravatar What the hell is that between her boobs??? The bracelets? the shoes??

She looks like a 5 year old dressed her- using a thong as a bra.

FUG!!!!!


Gravatar The hat looks like the Target logo ho.


Gravatar What's wrong with her face?


Gravatar Dont insult target


Gravatar yall are all idiots.


Gravatar i USED to like janet's style but i hate it NOW. why does she always have to show her boobs. MESS.


Gravatar She looks like she's wearing a thong backwards as a bra!


Gravatar Why even bother with a jacket??


Gravatar She is so damn gross.


Gravatar must have the same stylist as Mariah. Why try to look 20 when your 40??? Im 25 and I know I should not wear what I did when I was 19/20! WHY DONT THEY FUCKING GET IT! maybe cause its so much fun to talk shit about them!! soo pathetic.


Gravatar The fat is totally rolling back onto her brush-on abs. LIPPO EMERGENCY!!!


Gravatar For some reason that picture of Janet left me exhausted.


Gravatar WTF?!


GO YANKEES


Gravatar The shoes look like she's
wearing leg braces.


Gravatar This is so wrong. I don't know where to begin. Other posts on the hat, the jeans, the titty-g-string, the shoes, the bracelets, the jacket, and morphing face are dead-on.
Is that a brass hand on her belt?
I do think that she probably still has fierce abs, but Emmanuel Lewis' blazer makes her look fat.


Gravatar If you got rid of the hat and the weird centipede shoes and the million bangle bracelets, she wouldn't look half bad.


Gravatar I just spit out my gum on this one.

You should never shop for hats at Ikea.


Gravatar Why did this bitch have to borrow her brother Michael's blazer?


Gravatar never get dressed while you're high


Gravatar She looks like that girl Dee on Good Times.


Gravatar EW! Hide those rock hard stones and cellulite ridden stomach! FUGLY!


Gravatar her tits look like a big ass in a thong!!!


Gravatar I think her stomach looks flabby, and therefore, she should not be flaunting it.


Gravatar She looks like that girl Dee on Good Times.
Tang Wei Dong | 08.01.06 - 8:37 pm | #


There was no "Dee" on Good Times. Bitch does look like ReRun from "What's Happening!!", though...


Gravatar Was it DEE on What's Happening?


Gravatar You know, they are clearly not the worst part of this horrific ensemble, but is anyone else sick of last year's destroyed True Religion's? So over... She is a total disaster and SUPER FUG!!!


Gravatar exposing those boobs at every opportunity is getting a bit tiresome...


Gravatar The more I see Janet show off her shoved breastesese, the more I believe that the Super Bowl "wardrobe malfunction" was a calculated move. Not that I ever doubted it, but the bitch loves showing off her tits.


Gravatar i watched this and i was just waiting for that starburst nipple to make an appearance.


Gravatar "Dr. Seuss prostitute..."

But what about the gunt (i.e the Gut intruding upon the Cunt's domain)? Okay, it's not an official gunt but for someone who just graced the cover of US magazine looking all buff, that lower belly action is bad business.


Gravatar Dang. She's not even done with promoting and touring, and the fat is coming back. Time to cover that big belly up for good.


Gravatar I think she got lipo on her belly then didn't wear that wrap long enough that holds it in. So now her lard is rockin and rollin all over the place like Tara Reid's.


Gravatar She looks horrible!!


Gravatar WE FUCKING GET IT ALREADY!! YOU LOST WEIGHT....Now you can wear normal clothes


Gravatar The more I see Janet show off her shoved breastesese, the more I believe that the Super Bowl "wardrobe malfunction" was a calculated move. Not that I ever doubted it, but the bitch loves showing off her tits.

it was soooo calculated. look at the face close-ups of her reaction to her naked boob. FAKE SHOCK. everybody ignored that her and janet were whoring around for a full song before she revealed herself.. at the exact moment it said "i'll have you naked by the end of this song." coincidence? nope! this bitch has always used her body for $$$$$$$$$$$$$


Gravatar Duh MK!!! That's the new Thong4Tits. She's gonna be at the white oaks mall in Tampa next week to promote it. oh, and the nipple rings too.


Gravatar Yikes!


Gravatar Is that a titty thong?


Gravatar Yeah, she's finally had so much work domne that it's been hiked 360 degrees and her ass is where her tits used to be...

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Gravatar No good.


Gravatar janet..... put the tits and the belly (they aint abs yet honey) away


Gravatar God. Who the hell is her stylist. She/He is not her friend for letting her leave the house looking like ish. Kevin Aucoin (sp?) is probably spinning in his grave. Not a good look, Janet.


Gravatar A 40 year old Janet who is trying to look like a 20 years old who can't dress for shyt. Has elegance & chic gone ouit of style in Hollywood? Oh I forget she's a "singer"/performer so that doesn't count.


Gravatar she's waiting for another nipple slippage


Gravatar I've got to admit that if you take away the tattered jeans, clownish hat, boots, bracelets, and bared belly, I think the ornament/thong thing is kinda neat. You could see this with a long black evening skirt, for example. If the belly was covered, drawing the eye to the cleavage in this way is unusual and I honestly like it. But she did too many things wrong to make up for that one innovation.


Gravatar at least her lipstick looks good...


Gravatar The hat is a bullseye for fashion victim


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