Not only that, she's fug too.
When, exactly did this happen, Penny?
LMAO!! yeah right!
they must have been babysitting someone's kid! lol
nice pic, she looks like she's posing thru an alien haze...
Riiiiight....did they bring the child to St. Tropez?
I totally don't buy this. Everyone who has supposedly seen her has said the same brief thing. I think Tom put them up to it. I bet the baby has Down's.
why do these "I've seen the baby." quotes all sound suspicously (brain-washed) similar
Wasn't she TC's first wife? The CO$ camp must have some blackmail on her...
I guess Suri is the name Tom gave to his dick
I NEVER heard that she saw her, unlike the "forced" publicity the other "meetings" got.
PUH-LEEEZ....
gb- I don't think she'e seen Tom's dick either.
BEARD for all closet gays.
I've seen the Tooth Fairy.
why does everyone who has seen Suri have the same thing to say?! give us some variety people!
i really dont want to see pics of her unless they include salma.
and how many more ppl is tom going to pay off. we know suri doesnt exist.
Why would his ex girlfriend meet the baby??
Come on nowwwwwwwwwwwwwww
do you know me ?
http://journal.gayattitude.com/lagarce
that bitch dont exist!!
http://journal.gayattitude.com/lagarce
how to improve your life?
Aight so you guys think that Tom is actually gay and is paying off P Cruz and Zombie Holmes?? It just seems way too fishy if ya ask me!
Riiiiight....did they bring the child to St. Tropez?
Noni | 08.03.06 - 6:35 pm | #
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Good Question! 
At this point, who the fuck cares?
GO YANKEES 
This is so not true.
Gdamnfuckingcocksuckingmotherfuckignass Haloscan!
Lots of people insisting Suri actually exists and not a fake. How pathetic is that?
hahahahahahaha. yeah right. she ain't seen shit. must be some damn nice bank account he set up for her.
Penny- I dont believe she's seen Tom's spawn either...
off topic: tabloid whore has a britney spears youtube clip that has to be seen to be believed.
http://tabloidwhore.blogspot.com...tney-
video.html
It's pathetic, brent.
Do you guys think that Penny collects monthly or did he just lump sum her out?
I read that she's been in a different country--bullshit to another fake article by Cruise.
Does she have hair plugs?
If you guys think the Constantine kicking and falling on his ass vid on youtube is funny, check out this one. We are there girls who sucked his cock in Syracuse at the end of the AI tour.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=KIgzI...s%
20constantine
They all same the same thing.
Jada pinkett
the woman from raymond
her
??? with a trance
but when was she ever around colorodo
she's not a chiefton to have the privlege to see the baby.
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======== No way! She says she saw Suri? I don't believe it for a minute! Tom can afford to put many, many, many people on his payroll! I thought she was in st. tropez? Hello!
=======They have to sprinkle comments around like this, because they know that everybody is wondering about this kid.
I met Penelope a couple of years ago and man oh man what a bitch she was!
why would some of his good friends not have seen this "baby" but his ex has? that just seems weird
I saw Suri too she’s really beautiful. She’s one of the most beautiful babies I’ve ever seen, she has black hair and dark eyes. They are very happy and doing great.
And Tom, please wire the money into my checking account. Chris
It's possible that Penelope met Suri Klein........SIX MONTHS AGO WHEN SHE WAS BORN!!!!!
tommy boy is NOT the father!
Pay me! I'll say I saw Suri!! 
I'm sure Katie and Penny are
BFF!
Visit this new gossip blog http://hollywoodbuzz.blogstream.com
I bet Penny's dirt-star tastes like Paella!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paella
Does she have hair plugs?
elizabeth | 08.03.06 - 7:32 pm | #
HAAA..OMG///I feel bad..but hell yes I think she might. Nicholas Cage hooked her up with his guy when they made out on the set of Captain Correlli's Mandolin (sp)
FLAVOR OF LOVE SEASON 2 has premiered online. You can watch at VH1.com's VSPOT!
HOT ASS MESS thats all I can say about what I saw.
alice/malice
Thanks so much for that clip! It made my day! CLASSIC!!!
Ironically, K-Fed seems like the smart, mature person in this conversation.
I think Tom pays people to say they saw Suri. There is no Suri. I don't know why Tom and Katie would pull this shit, but they did, and it is just freakin weird. Most ppl I know can't wait to show off their new baby, and with the way Tom and katie were publizing their relationship and her being pregnant, and then to all of a sudden go into the hiding when "Suri" is supposedly born, don't make any sense.
First of talking about anything of a private nature is not Pen style, this is a made up story, she has been and will be tight lipped about anything related to Tom Cruise , her past with him or any other relationships , that is how she is period....this "I have seen suri and she is beautiful" crap is getting old, Tom needs to be a bit more creative than this and come up with different corraborating lines than this.
I wish one of these people who have "seen" suri would come up with a better lie other than what the other 3 ppl who've seen "suri" have said. Every statment says the same thing...beautiful...hair...girl...lolok..
She is one ugly thing
there has to be a baby...somewhere.. Katie looks so blown up in the face that she couldn't have faked looking piggish otherwise . Remember those pics of her and her strecth marked belly at a soccer game?
I never thought I'd say this, but I think Kevin got the brains in that family. That girl needs a check!
I'll believe it when somebody credible says it. Penelope is not only a Scienobot (or has been in the past), but she was Tom's beard.
Tom must give them a script, because they always say the same things. Heaven forbid they say something like, "She has funny stick-up hair" or "she wrinkles her nose" like NORMAL people say about babies.
Is Penny a Scientologist too?
Is Penny a Scientologist too?
Slut on a unicycle | 08.03.06 - 8:57 pm | #
No, Penelope is not a scientologist, that is one of the reasons for the break up with TC, she wouldn't convert.
penny's lying through her mustached lips ...what do these idiots get out of lying about this shit?
How many people are going to be branded as bare-faced liars if the truth about Suri ever comes out? Hmm.
I know she was at least somewhat involved in Scientology, because there are pics of her looking very serious at one of their Centres.
im just woundering ..
1) why the people on this thread are bashing a man who they didn't know?
2)what does he done to you for all this hate ? did he hurt people from others communities ;religions;races...
3)is that a new "fashion" to follow bashing someone together to feel better and hate a baby (just because it's cool)who gives a fuck if she exists or not just because the man doesn't want to sell his baby to magazines she' doesn't exist maybe the guy want to protect and preserve his baby! take care about your own business and life if you had one can you say the same thing about shitdog messiah or jesus whorie ? it's not fair bashing an innocent baby but when it's messiah holie (oh no we are so scared fucking hypocrites!)
4)the man doesn't give a fuck with your comment his rich powerful famous talented the biggest actor in the world (sorry but it's the truth)..and you're a pathetic unknown jealous losers ,im so sick about it, getting so boring now always the same thing change the subject move on
5) who gives a fuck if he beleives in scientology ;moses,jesus;mohamed;budah,stone;paper....every body is free to beleive in what he want stop judjing the people if it's help him so what? what is your probleme here you're not scientologiste(as me) so move on...
6) respect and accepte the differences whatever they come from ,you're not perfect either no one is perfect give a break to the man and his family already
Actually, what they are referring to is "Xenu".
They've now all seen Xenu.
Until that kid is physically viewable to the world, I will never believe that there is an actual child.
so tired!......hi tom!!!!!
Any guesses on how long it will take her to deny she sent that email?? After all, she's accused Paris Hilton of hacking into her Sidekick and sending evil emails. Paris always gets the blame. *sigh*
why are you wasting your time reading this blog if you think it's shit?? shouldn't you be doing something much more enlightened with your time?
Scientology propaganda was probably the first thing Tom ever really read. I doubt this man has read enough of anything else to have a point of reference. Cult members, and Republicans are not particularly inquisitive. Just look at our president, Incurious George. What they are good at is parroting back what they hear. They are robots.
so tired ! | 08.03.06 - 9:29 pm |
Thanks for pointing out the obvious. Where would all be without your profound wisdom? Get a clue dumbass.
The celeb fansites for functional retards with no concept of humor or sarcasm are thatta way
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No, Penelope is not a scientologist, that is one of the reasons for the break up with TC, she wouldn't convert.
nic | 08.03.06 - 9:06 pm | #
Oh wow, never made that connection. Hee hee. But thanks.
No, Penelope is not a scientologist, that is one of the reasons for the break up with TC, she wouldn't convert.
nic | 08.03.06 - 9:06 pm | #
her contract was up, she was his beard and he made her a household name.
The baby is very happy as it is too brain damaged to know better.
duh
Alright Penny, you wouldn't be bumping uglies with Selma and drinking champagne on yahts with that dirtball Matt, so tell them, tell them you saw Suri..say it...sai it WITH FEELING AND COHERENT ENGLISH YOU BITCH!!!!!
Ok Tom, for you, don't hit me
Sorry for my not indoor voice, I hate Tom Cruise with a PASSION
so tired ! | 08.03.06 - 9:29 pm |
is this the official statement from the scientology center?
The jews in Beverly Hills drive like bats out of hell.
It's very frightening.
OMG
So Tired:im just woundering ..
1) why the people on this thread are bashing a man who they didn't know?
The public would have preferred to not really know Tom Cruise but in his obssessive drive for publicity, he lugged around his monosylabic child bride to be to every press circuit he could find, manhandled Oprah, accused a respected journalist on National live television of being "glib" and publically accused Brooke Shields of being "weak" for using anti depressants a female specific depression. I think we know Tom more than we ever needed to know.
2)what does he done to you for all this hate ? did he hurt people from others communities ;religions;races...
See above.
3)is that a new "fashion" to follow bashing someone together to feel better and hate a baby (just because it's cool)who gives a fuck if she exists or not just because the man doesn't want to sell his baby to magazines she' doesn't exist maybe the guy want to protect and preserve his baby! ...an innocent baby
I agree with you but in light of reports that when Brangelina's newborn would fetch a higher $, Tom decided to bide his time for moere money, more $$ to be made on an "innocent baby"
4)the man doesn't give a fuck with your comment his rich powerful famous talented the biggest actor in the world (sorry but it's the truth)..and you're a pathetic unknown jealous losers ,im so sick about it, getting so boring now always the same thing change the subject move on
No He doesn't care, so why do you?
5) who gives a fuck if he beleives in scientology...
No one, but I am forced to care and so are his staff when he shoves the religon down our throats when he he goes off an a tangent about it when he should be discussing his next movie.
6) respect and accepte the differences whatever they come from ,you're not perfect either no one is perfect give a break to the man and his family already
NO.
You know what? I believe in Santa clause before I believe in Soorry Cruise.. That pobrecito child DOES NOT exist
I hate Tom Cruise and Suri Cruise.
They are disgusting people.
bye by
I saw Suri too... and she is a beautiful baby, with lots of dark hair.
However, when I reached out to brush her cheek, a tentacle w/ a small head, and sharp, jagged teeth, snaked out through her little nostril and wriggled towards my face and screeched, "bow down, bitch!" in a raspy voice... It was strange.
yes bitch must still be on tom's payroll.
So tired is one of the Scientology shills who have been loaned laptops and told to go on celebrity blogs to defend the Tiny Douchebag.
wow, alice/malice. I had never seen that Britney Whores video. Why is she convulsing through it? And I can't stand Kevin, but why does HE seem normal in it? She is a MESS.
Listen I would say crazy shit too if my exboyfriend was boning Lance. And I was promised that by saying so, Mattblew would become "straight" again...
coffey....mwahahahahahaha! I laughed soo loud at the "bow down bitch" part. My dogs are looking at me!
I know, they should have just named her Santa Cruise. At least the children of the world would have believed she existed.
Ask her, and she'll probably say Tom had sex with her.
I saw her.. she is beautiful just like Tom and Kate.. yes, so beautiful with a full head of black hair.. oh my so beautiful., with all her teeth, tiny little boobs and even a spray on tan.. Yes, you must see her to believe this.. so beautiful.
None of these idiots are good liars, I did better than that when I lied to my parents in High School. The public is stupid dumbasses!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!
They think "The Public" is dumbasses.
wtf is this shit, all these celebs have seen her yet no pics?
I am not going to trust his "beard". She can lie about being his GF for years, she can lie about his make-believe baby.
and could the parent not privately take a picture or video tape a short clip without greatly distracting, harming her aura of peace somehow? Derrrrrrrr
again, do I have fool stamped to my forehead!?!?! take your camera-phone with you next time!
"I have met her, she’s really beautiful. She’s one of the most beautiful babies I’ve ever seen. They are very happy and doing great."
does it strike anyone else as fishy that all these quotes about suri sound exactly the same? and why exactly would tom invite his ex girlfriend to visit suri while he has a new wife? why not invite nicole too? oh that's right, SHE THINKS FOR HERSELF
call me a conspiracy nut, but something just doesn't feel quite right here :P
to the person wondering why we hate tom cruise - do you live under a rock? the dude is a jerk and psychotic. and scientology is a dangerous CULT and financial scam, not a valid religion.
they do all sound the same-like that whole Katie 'It's great' monologue.
call me a conspiracy nut, but something just doesn't feel quite right here :P
celebrity hater | 08.04.06 - 12:11 am | #
This is the second quote that says I've "met" Suri-don't most people "see" a baby rather than "meet" one? It seems like the pecularity of one person's speech, written out for everyone. There is one pecular person I can think of that probably doesn't have the intelect to understand the nuances of the language-guess who?
so tired: You say you want us to "respect and accept differences and give this man and his family a break" : This man does not deserve a break. He didn't repect and accept differences when it came to Brooke Shields. Instead, he chose to bash a woman for doing what she had to do to get through her PPD. After that, he doesn't deserve respect and acceptance from other people.
First! Dag, maybe not... Anyway, why is it all the D List celebs are saying they have seen the spawn of L Ron's frozen sperm?
Heh, isn't that exactly what Jada said? Sounds awfully familiar.
This is the second quote that says I've "met" Suri-don't most people "see" a baby rather than "meet" one? It seems like the pecularity of one person's speech, written out for everyone. There is one pecular person I can think of that probably doesn't have the intelect to understand the nuances of the language-guess who?
meemee | 08.04.06 - 12:30 am | #
EXCELLENT POINT!! One usually says "I saw the baby" "I held her" "She is so cute and cuddly"
But then again she is now REALLY about six-seven months old so she should be cooing and laughing and sitting up almost walking ! HAHAHA
penelope cruz has been misquoted. what she actually said was: "Yes, I have seen the face of satan."
still, no one will believe her, just like they didn't believe her character in gothika.
There is one pecular person I can think of that probably doesn't have the intelect to understand the nuances of the language-guess who?
AHHHHHH... if cruise-azy had committed a crime, detectives would be all over his ass with all this strangeness
"She's one of the sweetest babies I've ever met in my life. She's an absolute beauty and she's Daddy's little girl."
"She's beautiful and they're very happy and they need to be left alone. She's the cutest little baby. She's got a head full of black, beautiful hair." Jada Smith's qoute
"I have met her, she’s really beautiful. She’s one of the most beautiful babies I’ve ever seen. They are very happy and doing great."
Penny Cruz's quote
Looking at these 2 quotes together there is no mistaking that they are not even normal speech patterns. Definatly looks like Tom (or some drone of his) wrote then and these 2 goofballs read then like a script.
"one of the sweetest babies"
"the cutest little baby"
"one of the most beautiful babies i've ever seen"
jesus christ, is this the fucking gerber baby or something? no way it's THAT cute
Bravo mishma!
new tom cruise news from socialitelife.com! this is so funny
# According to Rick Ross of Cultnews.com, Tom Cruise's behavior on worldwide promotion of Mission Impossible III, was paranoid...he was obsessed about the purity of the air and at one point, he was convinced he was being followed and insisted on taking longer routes to places. He was also quite concerned about whether locks worked and had them checked." Tommy, the world is full of Suppressive Persons (SP's), so watch out.
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/13639841/
somebody please KILL THAT UGLY BABY THAT DOESN'T exist. I wish tom will just die or get aids from his gay hook ups. that bastard!
)is that a new "fashion" to follow bashing someone together to feel better and hate a baby (just because it's cool)who gives a fuck if she exists or not just because the man doesn't want to sell his baby to magazines she' doesn't exist maybe the guy want to protect and preserve his baby! take care about your own business and life if you had one can you say the same thing about shitdog messiah or jesus whorie ? it's not fair bashing an innocent baby but when it's messiah holie (oh no we are so scared fucking hypocrites!)
tired:
You keep saying its not right or fair to hate and bash a baby but you also fucking doing that!what kind of a moron u are!
I predict that everybody connected with this scam- Tommy, Kate, Kate's lawyer father, Penelope Cruz and that bitch from "King of Queens and everybody who got paid to create that phony-ass Suri birth certificate is
going to pay, and pay bigtime.
Oh yeah, I forgot Jada Pinkett Smith. Liars all. Listen- you cannot create a phony person who does not exist and keep that secret going forever. It'll explode. No, it will implode... destroying everyone on the inside.
I'd love to know the trash that Tom has on everyone. You know his cult collects all the skeletons possible, then blackmails the shit out of everyone. Kindof like what Kevin is going to do to Britney.
Why would his ex girlfriend meet the baby??
Come on nowwwwwwwwwwwwwww
~ohmy~ | 08.03.06 - 6:54 pm | #
You read my mind!
bet Penny's dirt-star tastes like Paella!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paella
Gary Coleman | 08.03.06 - 8:18 pm | #
Gary, you are one sick fuck..your dirtstar comments kill me!!!
as soon as someone who isn't a scientologist has seen her, then we'll believe.
the video of brittany made my day!
scientologists eat babies
"She's one of the sweetest babies I've ever met in my life. She's an absolute beauty and she's Daddy's little girl."
"She's beautiful and they're very happy and they need to be left alone. She's the cutest little baby. She's got a head full of black, beautiful hair." Jada Smith's qoute
"I have met her, she’s really beautiful. She’s one of the most beautiful babies I’ve ever seen. They are very happy and doing great."
Penny Cruz's quote
Looking at these 2 quotes together there is no mistaking that they are not even normal speech patterns. Definatly looks like Tom (or some drone of his) wrote then and these 2 goofballs read then like a script.
Sparky | 08.04.06 - 2:14 am | #
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It looks to me like all of these 3 quotes have been written by the same camp cruise drone.
I met Suri too, she looks so much like Chris, shhhhh....... Tom thinks he looks like him.
I meant she looks like him
IF PENELOPE HAS SEEN SURI, IVE SEEN ELVIS NAKED IN MY LIVING ROOM.
OXA
Whatever... Me thinks Tom is running around twisting people's arms.
He is one controlling, sociopathic asshole.
so tired ! | 08.03.06 - 9:29 pm | #
Wow, Tommy! Scientology really helped you with that dyslexia didn't it!
For some cash I would tell the world how beautiful Suri is...
Any one else noticed that NO ONE who has purportedly seen Suri has said 'she's a NORMAL baby'? No, they all say how beautiful she is. I think it's because there is something wrong with her, probably caused by excessive and unsupervised ultra-sound, high doses of niacin and heat, as part of the Scientology detox Katey had to go through. They probably damaged the baby and now Tom is too embarassed to admit he screwed up his kid and has turned to the medical profession, instead of the 'church' to help his baby.
Maybe they are waiting for the final round of corrective plastic surgery to fix what ever deformity she has before they present her to the world. I mean come on- Katey fantasized as a girl about marrying TC. You know if the baby were normal, she'd be showing her off like a trophy.
If they were truly loving and compassionate, they would hold their disabled or deformed baby up to the world and proclaim their love for her no matter what. That would make them great role models for other parents of disabled children and make disabled/deformed children feel a lot better about themselves.
Tom Cruise is a coward and hypocrite.
What does Tom have on Penelope? I have heard rumors.
I cannot wait for the day that all the skeletons stuffed in Tom's 10 walk-in closets are released for our viewing pleasure/disgust.
I loathe that man as much as I loathe Parisite and Dubya.
What does Tom have on Penelope? I have heard rumors.
ss794 | 08.04.06 - 10:21 am | #
Weren't they each others' beards? (or whatever you call a male beard...) There have been rumors about her & Salma for a long time.
I agree, Poor Katey. You know something is wrong with the kid if they one thing they make everyone say is how beautiful she is. Unless it's your own kid, you don't gush about their beauty and cuteness...if you were a relative, sure, maybe you would but have Katie's parents seen Suri to gush about her? NOPE!
Last night, in a drunken haze I drove into a gas station. The guy who wanted to fill up my tank was holding a baby. The guy looked just like Jim Morrison. I told him to put down that stupid baby and fill up my tank but he said he couldn't. The baby was the third antiChrist and it's name was Suri. Then Elevis Presley came out in his leather jumpsuit and serenaded me while George Burns sat in my passenger seat and fondled me.
Beer, it's a hellva drug
Any one else noticed that NO ONE who has purportedly seen Suri has said 'she's a NORMAL baby'? No, they all say how beautiful she is. I think it's because there is something wrong with her
bingo! if they actually saw suri, she is most definitely deformed or has some birth defect, definitely. it's sad that tom won't come out and be proud of his daughter.. pompous ass.
Why does everyone use the same word to describe Suri "beautiful"?
I think it's something about the way she looks.
I heard she has blue eyes, neither Tom or Katie have blue eyes.
Isn't it creepy to show her to your ex-girlfriend?
Mishma!!! Good Morning love!
Thanks for the deets on Camel Toe... Bible-thumping, nasty bitch.
Tom if you wanna make it look legiot, pay Kate's parents and have them say they saw Suri. Aftr all they are the grandparents. The fact that Tom is making Kate keep a distance from her parents sould be a flaming red flag to the media. These people making comments aren't related to them.
Hey MizRo! Yeah, she teaches kids in Bible class, scary, yes?!!!!
She also wants to spawn but is not sure when which I would tell her, NEVER, but that's just me
How's you mom, Miz?
She's well, Mishma - thank you...
camel toe is going to scar those kiddies for life!
Shades of "Carrie" if you ask me..
Hahahah, love the Carrie reference, I impersonate Piper Laurie very well at parties and my husband gets scared.
"Get in your prayer closet...say it SAY IT, first came SIN, SAY IT WOMAN"
Good Times
Good to hear about your mom, Miz
You're scaring ME!!
"I have MET her....." You don't MEET a baby you go SEE a baby. Wonder if she shook hands and introduced herself. PUH-Lease....don't think for a minute this happened.
I was talking to coworker and I'm like "the thing camel toe doesn't understand" and she walked in right then. Co-worker is all "she doesn't know about camel toe" and I said, "now she does"
Cuz it's all about her.
It's now officially going to be a shitty day, I'm hungover, haven't talked to the DH but I am sure he is mad at me and now this. You'll find me in my prayer closet
pickle | 08.04.06 - 11:32 am
Not that I believe one word coming out of these people's mouths about Suri, but...
Penelope is not a native English speaker, and it might just be a case of the words getting lost in translation. (I live in Mexico right now and the reverse situation happens to me all the time!)
Katie (Kate?) Holmes was on a re-run of SNL last night...she was quite beautiful and charming before the scientologists stole her soul.
I wonder how many channels she gets on that satelite dish that's strapped to her head. Oh, Im sorry, that's her ear.
OH OH OH, I FIGURED IT OUT!!!
Like I said in my post above, there is something wrong with Suri, and it was caused by TC using that ultra-sound machine. The reason we haven't seen her is because Tom's ATTORNEYS are trying to figure out how to protect him from CRIMINAL CHARGES, like what they would do to a mother who used cocaine during pregnancy and screwed up her kid. He's LEGALLY IN TROUBLE for causing a defect to his baby. Just wait and see.
Yeah, I've seen Suri too! She is one ugly lil bitch. Looks just like her parents.
No, wait,...
I was just having one of my narcoleptic nightmares.
I like the theory that they got hold of the wrong sperm and little Suri is half something else and looks nothing like Tom
Mishma:
***opening door of prayer closet for Mishma***
Come out, girl... it's all gonna be bloody ok! Bwhahahahahahah!
Fuck camel toe: she's the damn Antichrist... All kidding aside, it's Friday, camel toe will be leaving forever, soon, you can make up with DH all weekend, and it's going to be cooler out!
You know someone should tell Tom that people are no longer intrigued...they are now just plain amused!!!
This sh*t is hilarious!!! I don't wanna see her now, the lies behind her existence are better than anything on Reality TV these days.
I don't think Salma is les/bi but Penelope...has had one too many gay boyfriends.
Who was that dyke in leather gear she was holding hands with at Cannes(?)
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