me
yea !!!!!!!! paris is a whore... she can dress it up all she wants
same cheap cover up that wonky eye with hair trick...
"wonkey eye" cracks me up everytime
She really is getting uglier and uglier.
remind me again why she's on the cover of this magazine?
Blah blah blah parasite. Go away. pretty please?
Die bitch.
This bitch is crazy!!!And why do they keep putting her on covers?I mean we will never get rid of her this way whoever is making her famous needs to stop!!!
That little minx! She said a couple of BOYFRIENDS. I mean I've only done it with a couple of boyfriends, but I've fucked half of the West Coast!
i'll take parisite over hohan any day.
I like kissing, but that's all I do.
what?!?!
what kind of glue is this whore sniffing
"couple of boyfriends" = I knew two of their names, the remaining 100, not so good like.
BITCH WHO ARE YOU TRYING TO FOOL? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Dumb slut
"im not having sex for a year" ... but ill undress a guy and straddle him in the middle of a night club...
riiiiggghhhht
She is on the cover to explain how bukake is the ultimate for perfect skin
Is that an adamn's apple??
When you put Paris on the cover with"I wantto change how people see me"you are out of your fucking editors mind!
LMAO
MK does the last three lines talk about you. I dunno. lol.
The cover reads....
I want to change how people see me..........
THEN KEEP YOUR FUCKIN'PANTIES ON and do something constructive with your life........
GOD...she really is something else!!!
Here I am at work...like a sucker!!
And she is still sleeping so she can go out shopping, eating, and partying ......AAAARRRRRGGGG!!!!!
Perhaps I am the one with the problem...LOL
LOL
That little minx! She said a couple of BOYFRIENDS. I mean I've only done it with a couple of boyfriends, but I've fucked half of the West Coast!
LOL
Fuggin ay... she has no talent and all people do is make fun of her filthy ass- how is she still allowed to fug it up on the cover of a magazine?
Proud member of the who gives a shit club.
she humors me.....even Don and I did her
i'm waiting for the scientists to discover that the std that paris invented by "kissing" all her "boyfriends" cures the bird flu. THAT WOULD FUCKING ROCK !!!!
Its funny she's so worried about covering up her lazy eye, yet she freely unleashes the poonanny of doom upon the public time and time again.
MizRo, I'm so glad that your mom is doing very well! YAY! I haven't been on here much the past few days. Otherwise I would've said YAY sooner!
she's a marketing pro. people eat up this shit!
pageantgal | Homepage | 08.04.06 - 11:29 am
From one proud member to another......
done "it" with a couple of boyfriends...the 1000 others were boys not friends, so those don't count?
and i'm disappointed marie claire would stoop to put this open bagina on it's cover...
maybe when she says "done it" she's talking about finger fucking which is not technically sex.
"I've only done it with, like, a couple 100 boyfriends. People know I sleep with everyone, I'm like that. I like kissing, but that's not all I do. I'm having sex for a year, I've decided. I'll kiss and eveything else."
Teleclea | 08.04.06 - 11:30 am | #
LMAO at "poonanny of doom".
Skanky bitch..what iw ouldnt' give to sock her one right in her retarded eye.
i'm waiting for the scientists to discover that the std that paris invented by "kissing" all her "boyfriends" cures the bird flu. THAT WOULD FUCKING ROCK !!!!
IloveOtis | 08.04.06 - 11:30 am | #
I think Wonky is reponsible the source for the bird flu. Her nose reminds me of a canary's beak.
Barburger | 08.04.06 - 11:39 am | #
i know. i live in denial. 
Maybe she can get a role in Pirates 3. I would so love to see her in an eyepatch. That would be killer.
SO not classy to discuss such matters with a fucking national magazine.
Actions speak louder than words, Paris.
Pats: Thank you love!!
I HAVe missed you...
poofy pants | 08.04.06 - 11:50 am | #
Indeed. I'm a journalist, and it's amazing the things people barf up in order to come across as "decent." 99 % of the time they are blatant lies. Politicians are bad, celebrities worse!
is this bitch for real? I mean she makes it wayyyy to easy for us to make fun of her dumb ass.
And she keeps making the news because of what again??
No sex for a year? She must have been told that if she knowingly spreads her disease(s), she'll be charged with attempted murder or some felony.
Technically, she could "kiss the pee-pee"
So she's Like A Virgin because she found someone with a big dick who hurts her? That's the ticket!
"Couple" is a very vague word. In her language a couple= 75. Slut.
Wait, didn't we actually see pictures of her screwing Stavros in a club earlier this week? Is that part of her image clean-up?
pageantgal | Homepage | 08.04.06 - 11:53 am | #
She discusses such personal info because that's all that keeps her in the spotlight. No one gives a shit about her bullshit music or crappy tv show.
I DESPISE HER...AND AM SICK TO DEATH OF SEEING HER FACE...PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD...GET THIS SHITFACED PARASITE OUT THE PUBLIC EYE...LETS ALL BOYCOTT ANYTHING AND EVERYTHING THAT HAS TO DO WITH PARASITE...
after the ashlee simpson nose debacle, i thought marie claire was moving in a more intelligent direction, apparently NOT
Yeah right. No sex for a year? I wonder what she did that night with Stavros after the display they put on at the club. No sex for a year, my ass!
poonanny of doom,you sure theres not going to be any huge boulders or angry natives throwing spears is it? lol
LYING SLUT!!!
God I wished she'd just choke on a cock and die
Right. And Keith Richards never did any drugs. He only smoked, like, 2 joints in his whole life and that was it.
Not only did they tweak her wonk-eye they airbrushed the grease drops rolling off her and the halo of flies buzzing around her azz.
"I like kissing, but that's all I do."
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Yeah she likes kissing cock. Someone needs to tell that ho to shut the fuck up.
Take note, Paris: A person who was sex on videotape is sluttier than that girl who's more hollow that George Bush's head, and doesn't videotape. kthnx
HAAAAAA that's such bullshit !!!!!
Come on now, does she really think we're actually going to buy that crock.
Bitch is going to fry in hell.
She is fussing hot! I would totally do her, crabs or not, if given the opportunity.
G Cole, How's her DS?
Wow. I wish I could have bet her on that "I'm not going to have sex for a year! I would be a gazillionaire.
i love how they put 'perfect skin' in BIG AND BOLD LETTERS. thats freaking funny!
I think plain old vanilla sex just doesn't excite her anymore. She probably can't cum anymore unless she's getting bukkaked or golden showered. I mean, that shit's technically not sex, right? And she can take it in the ass while that's going on, cause she's probably like those stereotypical dumb Catholic schoolgirls who think you can get assfucked but still be all pure and virginal.
Well, technically, she is right, after all, she has only had two boyfriends, the remaining 1001 fucks were one night stands.
If she is going to grace the covers of magazines she really needs to get a nose job and eye surgery to fix her wonkey eye
I'm really disappointed in Marie Claire. For all the women's rights articles and ideas they promote, they sure set our whole sex back a few light years with this cover. She promotes nothing but herself.
I agree with Sarah..
She likes kissing........COCK.
FUCKING WHORE
that's it, i'm not buying Marie Clare anymore. First Ashley Simpson now Paris Hilton. I spit on them!
lol.. what the fuck is "Marie Clare" anyway?
that's it, i'm not buying Marie Clare anymore. First Ashley Simpson now Paris Hilton. I spit on them!
lol.. what the fuck is "Marie Clare" anyway?
Maybe she's not counting anal and oral as actual sex...Bill Clinton
I can't fathom why anyone would buy any music made by her. I saw footage of her siging some shit for her "fans" and little girls were actually crying, and not because of the smell of her reeking vagina.
Do girls actually see her as a role model?
Do girls actually see her as a role model?
bitterbitch
Yes.
people that read this magazine should contact their editor and ask why they put this nasty, lying, std ridden amateur porn star and ugly fame whore on their cover. this issue of the magazine should be put behind the counter with the rest of the trash.
wasn't she having sex in a nightclub, like, 5 minutes ago?
paris the parasite can't fool anyone!
she is a skank/slut! go away!
She was sucking the makeup artist during the photoshoot. Poor guy is gay and traumatised forever...I heard.
But yet, she'll sit in a car with another guy, in a dress with no panties on showing the world her swollen, skanky, smelly p***y!
zona | 08.04.06 - 12:05 pm
I agree with you. Wasn't there just some press about Marie Claire moving away from vapid, shallow covers like Ashlee and Paris?
This bitch bores me.
No way am I buying that fucking magazine with her skanky mug on the cover
it'll probably be their top selling mag ever... lol
If Paris has only had a few boyfriends, then Iam tall, young, rich, thin and living in poverty just for the experience.
I think I've figured out why Paris, Britney and Lindsey haven't jumped on the Scientology bandwagon.
I'm guessing the Scientology grand-poo-bahs realize they have to have some sort of brain matter to effectively brain wash.
I'd love to see the "Scientology Reject List"!
Everyone knows that when you "say" you're not having sex for awhile you past indicates you've been easier than cheese in a can.
she's still trying to cover up her cock-eye! she really is a parasite! w/ no cure!
for some reason this reminds me of an episode of king of the hill where Louanne(sp?) gets like a talking to about her slutty ways and then she become all religious. and then she gets baptised at a local park's lake and when its over she was like writhing around soaking wet in her white gown shrieking "i'm a virgin, i'm a viiirgin!!"
"She said a couple of BOYFRIENDS. I mean I've only done it with a couple of boyfriends, but I've fucked half of the West Coast!"
bwaaaaaaaahahahahah!!!! MK your the best!
By "just kissing" she means "just sucking cock ", right?
Her comment is proof that she can't even count. Surely she needed to add at least one zero behind that 2. Maybe two zeros.
WTF is going on with marie claire?? come on first that ashlee cover now this?? didn't they just say no more of "it" girls (like they ever were) DAMN YOU marie claire! I liked you before
and I am practially King of Uganda!
have you seen her video - ugh!
http://holisticwisdom.com/paris-...ilton-
video.htm
'I want to change how people see me' too late! 1st impressions are everthing.
You can't change how people see you when your legs are always open.
Ok, time to cancel my subscription to Marie Claire. First Asscrack Simpson, now this ho.
THIS IS THE UK EDITION. Maggie Gyllenhaal is on the US edition.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! I subscribe to Marie Claire. They abruptly fired their editor and the August issue was ass. I was hoping it was just due to the ensuing shake-up...OK, I just saw it's allegedly the UK edition, but still.
Oh by the way, Paris is delusional. That comment she made about making more money than J.Lo cause she thinks she made 200 million? Bullshit. Not that she's broke, but she made 6.5 -7 million, no where near the 200 million she's claiming. She mmust be sniffin Lohan's stuff.
Hey MK why haven't you posted anything on the stuff they're auctioning off on EBAY. Paris's storage locker contents are being sold right now on ebay. The user name is chironclub. (A little inside tip )they're going to be selling all the juicy stuff that everybody's been waiting for. You guys should your eyes on this one it's going to get real interesting very soon!!!!!!!!
i agree there are alot of loop holes in tht statement"a couple of boyfriends"...random guys...well thats a different story
If this is indeed the UK cover, I can only assume she knows how many Americans hate her and is now trying to brainwash another continent. UK, beware!!! Her vagina has been known to swallow entire countries...
love that whore.. makes me feel that women i meet in webdate.com are getting prettier and prettier if you'll use her standards..
Marie Clair just lost my subscription renewal for having that bitch on the cover.
I sure hope that she covered up her deformed feet. With all that money you think she would be able to have that birth defect corrected.
people forget all the women she fucks. i bet she doesn't count them either.
Sorry sweetie but when you're so loose you don't even notice some random guy fingering you at a club, you've definitely slept with more than "a couple" boyfriends.
Yeah, she likes kissing but nothing else. That ho has blown more guys than Hurricane Katrina.
a couple, herpes infected bird now meant a couple hundred is more like it.
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