first?
haha
i can't get first...grrr 
starting to resemble brit brit
God she's aged so badly. She's should be the new PETA spokesperson for not eating red meat, smoking, drinking, tanning and all-around skank.
Being first RULES!
Ew! She looks terrible! You need to lose a few pounds, kiddo.
now that i'm focused....are tara's legs up in the air? in the area of that man's face? how old is she again? seriously...if she's under 45, i ain't buying it...
Yikes, Baby Jane!
Hey Richard, don't ya wish you were first like me? Don't ya?
As disgusting as many women think Tara
Reid is and no matter how much they may
go "ewwwww";Most straight guys,myself
would sleep with her if given the chance.
Most would do it without giving it a
second's thought.I include myself in
the category.Is she a drunken,unfocused
mess ? She may very well be..But that
doesn't enter the equation when it
comes to wanting to sleep with her.
Tara's tummy is naaaaaaaasty.
Well, there goes the thought about running out for lunch. Not for nothing, I saw the same bathing suit at Walmart last year. I think it was about $20. She's getting bigger and bigger with every pic we see.....shamu
She looks like a certain type of woman from my southern hometown: horrible bleach job, fake tan and boobs, aging skin. The kind of woman that married and divorced numerous times and hung out in country and western bars, smoking heavily.
She looks like she's about to cry in one of the pics...she must have seen her reflection
alcho-bloated
She is aging like a booze-hound: head-to-toe bloating, sagging features...
Is she dating the Sheik of Arabia? He's one hairy sonofabitch
It must be nice to be able to hang out at a beach or a pool every fucking day and party whenever the hell you want to. Useless wastes of space!!!!! And that guy is fucking UGLY. Nice whale blubber.
yup anonxx, we have them in California too, they're called "dive bar bartenders". It's amazing, their faces are skank they are skinny as fuck but their tits look so young!!!
Does this bitch work whatsoever?
Mark "The Shark" Clarke-Park | 08.04.06 - 12:12 pm | #
Godddammit I love straight men and their expectations.
She's so puffy. What's up with that. I'm wondering if her mystery man jizzed in her face in the second pic. Probably just wiping off her running mascara.
Since when is Screech boning Tara Reid?
she used to be kinda cute.... i feel sorry for her. She really just looks like a righteous mess.
poofy pants said it--that's alcohol bloat. It's too bad.
Tara likes Chunk-Daddies!
i think that's a cuban refugee who was swimming for his freedom when tara intercepted him.
That dude is the fug, who cares about ripple-belly
Take a moment to remember what she looked like in American Pie seven years ago. Now cry.
She probably got saltwater in her eyes, that stings a bit.
It's hard to believe she's not 40, at least.
damn, we have those "rode hard and put up with" bitches down here too. I love it when they still wear their teenage daughters' outfits to wal-mart and screw the high school track coaches...and they smell like old school Exclamation!!!
pageantgal | Homepage | 08.04.06 - 12:15 pm | #
I'm speaking hypothetically of course.
There's no why I would get involved
with someone with character of TR
in everyday life.That would be asking
for trouble and definately not worth
it.
I think she may be starting to reconcile herself with the fact that she may have sex for a number of years but never get married.
Not many people I know would want to be with a walking joke for any extended time.
Mark "The Shark" Clarke-Park | 08.04.06 - 12:19 pm | #
I understand that there is a difference between talking to someone and putting your penis inside them
I bet this guy is just a friend and when she said "Let's go out for a swim" he had no idea that she'd start wrapping her tentacles around him. I'm surprised that the lifeguard on duty didn't see this distressed fellow and swim right out there to untangle him.
Seriously, what does she DO? Does she do work of any kind? She's just gross. She needs to stop being so gross, because it's making me sick.
..and they smell like old school Exclamation!!!
toodygoodshoes | 08.04.06 - 12:19 pm | #
That's hilarious.
She's Bloaty McBloaterson and needs to put down that bottle of chuggonay.
Mark "The Shark" Clarke-Park, I am confused, are you saying you would sleep with her or you would not? And I second Mischma, does this bitch EVER WORK? I don't recall seeing her do anything but becoming and alcohol bloated whale since American Pie. And she does not look a day under 40.
I think the key for her comeback would be if she were to move on to "Eastenders," playing herself as a down-on-her-luck produce vendor who likes to stop in at the pup every night for a pint & some jellied eels.
Bitch looks like my ex-girlfriend.
At least the salt water will help kill the fish stink in her crotch.
(I'm sorry, that was unnecessary.)
"Pub" not "pup." Though I'm sure she's likes dogs, too.
OMG her bellybutton looks sick. 
She is so trying to copy CamD and JusT pose!
Holy Bowling for Jesus, doesn't this fucking guy know that when you catch a half rotted fish you suppose to throw it back in.
Anonymous, 12:18p.m. OMG! hahahaha! That was funny.
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there's still hope for me!!! yay!
In the past 2 years she's aged like 10.... too much sun? too much alcohol? too much surgery?? Hold me I'm scared!
Khloe | 08.04.06 - 12:26 pm | #
When I said that I would sleep with
TR..I was speaking hypothetically.
Most guys would say yes !! I wouldn't
pursue a relationship with her
but I would withouth any hesitation
sleep with her.
For example,Most women would say
"yes"if asked if they would sleep
with Colin Farrell but ask those
same women if they would date/marry
someone like him..the answer would
be "no".
Tara's tummy is naaaaaaaasty.
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My thoughts exactly looks like she has been burnt or something looks very strange!!
I really need to know what that is in the third picture between her and him. Is it a boob? Is it fat? Is it someone else's leg? What is it? I'm scared.
WHY DOES EVERYONE HATE HER AGAIN? CUZ SHE DRINKS?
Mark "The Shark" Clarke-Park | 08.04.06 - 12:34 pm | #
Haha, I would not "sleep" (air quotes) with Colin Farrell because I am turned on by guys who are genuine, monagamous, and smart.
Colin is hot as hell but there's no way I'm putting a spotted dick near me. It's called "standards" (air quotes).
Look at that double chin in the 3rd pic.
and they smell like old school Exclamation!!!
hysterical!
Ewww. I wouldn't go within 20 feet of Tara Reid OR Collin Farrell. Yuck.
Has anyone ever seen a photo of her mom? Super white trash, puffy face, bad skin, etc. Seems you can't outrun genetics no matter how much lipo you have.
Yuck, she's looking very bloated.
did she hire people to take these pictures of her?
The question remains, sans silicon, who would have the bigger boobs? Her new flabby lover is packing some jugs.
honestly she looks so fragile and puffy,she looks emotional ,it looks like she is taking meds for something cause she does not look healthy ,could be she has hep c or she is way overdoing the alcohol cause girl does not look healthy she does kinda resemble baby jane i feel sorry for her
She did two movies that I can think of since American Pie...
One of the one with Ashton Kutcher, My Boss' Daughter-or something like that-I never saw it, even though I heart Ashton, it just looked kinda lame. And the Van Wilder movie with Ryan Reynolds that Comedy Central shows all the time.
Most men will sleep with ANYTHING that's offered to them.
The ones who won't are the hardcore christian right (who just drink and beat their families and protest abortions and support Domino's and Curves but still show up to church every sunday). Even half of them.
But anyway, fucking and actually staying with someone - two different worlds, totally.
anon xx, you totally nailed it. i am from the south let me elaborate... she is thirty ish, has a few kids by different husbands. bleached fried hair. fake nail , overtanned wrinkled skin, too much makeup, drives a camaro, smokes marlboro lights .. maybe used to strip or does hair. it is what i call the "redneck princess" and i see the aging ones all the time. tara is fast becoming one.
in that third picture, i can't tell if that's her boob or his!
WoW. What happened?!
That guy looks like an Al Quada member.
Leave her alone, I'd prefer her to Paris
tara tara tara...pics were ok until she came out!
Man she is tore up looking! She NEVER looks good to me....never.
eewww manbreasts
I just have to say I would not fuck Collin Farrel with someone else's vagina. So, I guess that is just where men and women differ. If you are too trashy, whorish or whatever for me to date, I am certainly not letting you into my bed or getting into yours. And I pity the man that would get that close to Tara Reid. As far as I am concerned she is in the same bag as Parisite.
Tabatha said it before me. Man's got a beer gut and breasticles
she is so fucking ugly. it's really just shocking how disgusting she is.
That dude forgot to fully zip-up his suit,(in the 5th pic), after Tara's handjob in the ocean ...
... either that or the suits too tight and won't close because it doesn't fit his ass ...
Don't know if this has been said already but the dude looks like Screech.
Jeez........how pathetic. Sad really.
It's almost as bizarre as Krisy Swanson.
Those fake tits (along with a lot of other things) make her look way older than she really is. I think they look too fat grandma-esque.
Hmmm, her beau looks Jewish. Maybe she's going the Xtina route?
umm Is that her dad?
he is old, hairy and fug.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH HER????
Her head looks soooo small compared to her body!!!!she's getting huge!
damn she's so ugly that he can't look straight to her face ! "GO FUG YOURSEFLF"!
I just have to say I would not fuck Collin Farrel with someone else's vagina.
Khloe | 08.04.06 - 12:59 pm | #
I'd totally hit Collin Farrel....
Maybe Im crazy, but he's hot!!
Shouldn't the EPA close that beach?
Gina sucks! She cheated to be first! How dare she call me out!!! Come on everyone, lets let Gina have it!!! Join me in my tirade against Gina! Lets call her Guna...as in "she ain't guna be 1st anymore!
Richard, how dare you? I am first no matter what you or any other mutha humpa says!
these are two of the most unattractive beach frolickers ever.
Alcoholic bloat is not a pretty thing.
toodygoodshoes | 08.04.06 - 12:19 pm | #
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You both cracked me up. Love the crazy bitches with mad mileage that you see at the bar - closing in on 50, wearing halters & miniskirts with the panty part of their pantyhose hanging out, bleached hair, gravelly voice, etc.
As my husband would say. "She has a butta face" - not a bad body, butta face...
Wow did she jump the shark? I can't imagine going from being smoking hot to this in such a short time. They should use before & after pics to discourage drugs & booze with teens. One look at that and I'd have switch to water instead of prolonging the agony and ending up in rehab.
She definitely has a butter face! She looks more puffy than she does fat. Does alcohol really bloat you up like that?
I really want to know, does she have that much money that she can vacation all the time and not work?? How much did she make for American Pie and Taradise?
in the third picture i think its a boob. hers.
She looks like she is a normal suburban 40 year old.
I know this whore collect`s food stamps !
I feel bad for her, she used to be a really cute girl, now she just looks like a used up waste. I have a friend who is totally alcoholic and he has this same look: not fat but bloated, reddish skin, saggy face. She looks like she gets wasted every day.
she has double chin to go with those fake double D's
what part of the cow is that flap by her arm in the 2nd from top pic?
I hope he's a nice guy and she finally settles down a bit. Let's not be such haters.
Maybe she's going the Xtina route?
Anonymous | 08.04.06 - 1:25 pm | #
xtina's jewfugger is also chinless, while this guy is just regular jewfug.
She is the size of a Frigidaire. She makes 30 look like 45.
Karen...they are named Cookie, Mamie, Ruby, Dolly, Tanya, and Dorie. When they aren't smoking they are cracking gum. And their fake nails always have chipped polish.
Her boobs don't look as godawful as they normal do, sup with that?
He looks much more interested than Timberlake for Diaz.. Way to go Tara.. Score!
Even lesbians and straight guys would rather do the dude than do her.
is that screech with her??????
Methinks she's anna nicole II.
The Irish don't tan honey get yourself some spf79.
There goes the ecosystem.Tara-"This is the best I can do? SO everything people are saying about me must be true."
well, at least she is advancing the white trash agenda.
Holy Moly, that guy looks like my cousin Dominic!!! I gotta call my Aunt and make sure he hasn't been taken under the spell of that stinking siren...
so they're like doing it, right?
On a SERIOUS note, does anyone know why she is so bloated? She doesn't look FAT , just bloat. Are her organs failing? Is that a sign of a medical problem. I doubt she's gained all this weight in so little time. Isn't liver or kidney failure a cause of WATER RETENTION? Hmmm
THAT DUDE LOOKS LIKE HE IS WEARING A CHEST HAIR DICKIE...
I'd hit it. Both of 'em.
That bad lipo job is irreversible, I'm afraid.
She must've gone to Lil Kim's doctor for that lipo....Her stomach is as wavy as that water.
ugg she looks awful...whats with tht bleach job
lipo really??
tara is not attractive and GOD knows the girl has many, many miles of wear and tear on her body ... but she is not fat. She is unattractive but not fat. Sorry but some people actually don't like to be able to count the ribs on their girlfriend.
She's frightening these days. She looked so good in the AP days. That's definitely bloat, but her bad lipo makes it looks worse. I wish I had a job where I didn't work and still had time enough to frolick in the ocean. Rehab would do her a world of good these days. Too bad she doesn't do blow and get skinny like Blohan.
What's up w/ the protruding belly button, it looks like she has a hose sticking out of her belly.. WTF is that about?!
She is fat. Apparently you have a blind spot that covers her gut. Showing bone while being fat just means she doesn't know how to diet; aka she probably just stops eating, rather than reducing calories while keeping a good food ratio heavy on the protein side. You have eat enough to fool your body into thinking you aren't starving yourself and give it extra sustenance during the cut back to keep it from scavaging your muscle mass, slowing your metabolism, and retaining the fat until after it's feed what it could off of your muscle.
Plus you want to exercise to burn a little but mainly to elevate metabolism. Given what she looks like, I doubt she does any exercise.
Since she doesn't have the self discipline but does have money, she should get a trainer, nutritionist, and chef/food preparer.
Even with a trainer and everything else, it won't save what she did to her body with lipo and it looks like her face has been manipulated too.
Is this her way of keeping up with Lindsay and others??? Drink, snort, bloat even though she's thirty and her reproductive days are getting shorter and she's probably destroyed her liver by now. Lindsay should take note of this train wreck because she'll be looking this way real soon.
" Since when is Screech boning Tara Reid?"
tender cavity | 08.04.06 - 12:17 pm | #
That would be.....since she heard about his 10 inch monster. With him, she doesn't have to get fisted to feel it!
who is the obviously greek guy dating tara....? we know WHY hes dating her.... to be semi famous.... her body is looking ravaged...why do they give her publicity by taking pics!!?
He ain't ugly...but then I like hairy Jewish guys.
WTF is the splotchy thing on her belly?
she looks old!!!! WOAHA's me! Her head looks smaller than her totties.
she looks like a cross b/t Cyndi Lauper & Meredith Baxter
SHE IS NASTY AND SMELLY AND FAT AND SLUTTY.
Tara Reid's looking an awful lot like Brigette Nielson lately.
If I were a man, I can't imagine being attracted to this woman. Older-looking than she is, fried hair, saggy deformed tits, and a stomach that does not occur in nature. If I were a guy, I'd just sit there and stare in horror at her funny-shaped belly.
dustin diamond? is that you?!?
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