FIRST
SHE'LL HAVE PURTY KIDS I BET..
2nd?
Another dress with a belt.
Hopefully Tony feels the same way otherwise you just scared his butt out the door.
What is it with the belt? I'm going to kill Racael Zoe, that whore.
Oh and kids before Oscar? Hahahahahaha
I laughed so violently that now I need to have a bowel movement.
i guess when she does get that oscar nomination, she'll be in good company along side hohan....
i've never said this about anyone before (outloud), but someone should smother her with a pillow...
I had a Barbie doll dress like that circa 1970. Cheesy is as cheesy does.
Isn't she on top of the 'best dressed' list? For what - shopping at the swap meet?
She won't get fat!! She just won't eat!
SO overrated. I went to high school with fifty Mexican girls that were better looking than her. Dump her in Santa Ana or East L.A. without any makeup and she'd look like the rest of the senoritas selling tamales. (and no, I'm not racist. Just annoyed with the "She's so exotic, what a beautiful Latina" crap)
Hopefully on the face
she's beginning to sound really desperate now! or she knows this is the last season of that horrid show.
She hasn't even been nominated for an Emmy, not to mention an Oscar.
Don't all actresses say that when they basically don't have a career ahead of them?? Well, I didn't want one ANYWAY because I'm going to have KIDS and get MARRIED and be HAPPY so PFFT! I'll show you allllll!!! No wire hannnggerrrssss!!!
"I'd much rather have a family than win an Oscar."
Somehow, I don't think that's going to be a problem for our little Eva. Don't flatter yourself, sweetheart.
Can someone just kill her already? I'll volunteer.
She's know she'd rather have the award.. SHe can not possibly love anyone else as much as she loves herself.. She is so fucking annoying..WHY!!!???WHY!!!?? Does she always need to say something..Shut the fuck up already
It's good that she's being honest and up front about her plans to procreate.
Now, we, as the public can go on the offensive, hunt her down, knock her down, grab her fallopian tubes, and tie them in a double knot...'cause bitch needs to be sterilized before any smelly spawn can be unleashed from her chimichocha!
someone should tell this dingbat that you don't win an oscar by being a conceited, airheaded t.v. star.
umm, maybe it's just me but don't you have to be a GOOD actress to win an Oscar. Maybe I'm the delusional one. I need to take a meth break
"My priorities are different. The most important thing to me is not work - it's to have a family. I want to be a mother. I want to get married. I want to raise kids."
you mean like every other woman on planet earth? WOW, YOU'RE SPECIAL!
I had a Barbie doll dress like that circa 1970. Cheesy is as cheesy does.
Barburger | 08.04.06 - 12:30 pm | #
LMAO!! It's totally a Superstar Barbie dress.
wtf is wrong with gravatar.
Well Eva if all else fails, there's always welfare,
What is it with controlling fathers? We all know Beyoncé’s pa has the last say when it comes to her PR, but Jessica Simpson’s dad really wins the award for the World’s Most Interfering Father. His latest mission is to stop Jessica from hanging out with her NBF, Eva Longoria. But it’s not because he thinks she’s a bad influence, it’s down to the fact that he thinks she hogs the limelight! Apparently Mr.S even sabotaged a girls’ evening out recently as he didn’t want Eva getting all the press attention. According to American tabloids, he called Eva to say the evening was off as Jess was ill. Poor Eva was left behind as the other girls headed off to Vegas…Sounds like Eva should borrow some devious Desperate Housewives revenge plots. MyKindaPlace.com
Me thinks Papa Joe, wants to fuck Eva.
GO YANKEES 
haha I used to think she was pretty
Eeew. Joe Simpson totally wants to get Eva & Jess in a TexMex 3-way.
You know who's already done the whole "having a family before winning and Oscar" thing?
Reese Witherspoon.
SO overrated. I went to high school with fifty Mexican girls that were better looking than her. Dump her in Santa Ana or East L.A. without any makeup and she'd look like the rest of the senoritas selling tamales. (and no, I'm not racist. Just annoyed with the "She's so exotic, what a beautiful Latina" crap)
jen (not the original) | 08.04.06 - 12:36 pm | #
thats so ridiculously true its pathetic...but unfortunately i feel like that's 99% of famous people...nothing special but some expensive shit slapped on them
She is WAAAAAYYYY overrated. I knew a lot of people who were MUCH prettier than her, too. And more talent. And I hate how she feels the need to tell everyone about all of her personal crap. WE DON'T CARE, EVA.
I don't know, I think the dress might be more "Disco Barbie". You know, because Mattel hasn't come out with "Stupid Dumb Whore Barbie" yet.
Eeew. Joe Simpson totally wants to get Eva & Jess in a TexMex 3-way.
miso | 08.04.06 - 1:01 pm | #
TexMex
stop it. eva longoria was dissed by her own family members because she was not blonde and blue eyed like her equally mexican sisters... she was 'the ugly brown one'.
eva has issues. because of those issues, i can understand where she's coming from with any supposedly vain comments about her beauty. try to understand her. she's the young woman who never passed the latino equivalent of the 'paper bag' test among the people who mattered most to her; and suddenly she's treated like a goddess among goddesses? she just may be overcompensating --
but that overcompensation doesn't come from a 'normal' place. if you're gonna damn her, damn her through the place she did come from.
An Oscar?? AHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAAH!!!! As if!!
Chances of Eva spawning: pretty good.
Chances of Eva getting an Oscar: about as likely as I'm a natural redhead.
At least she's not setting her goals too lofty.
Me thinks Papa Joe, wants to fuck Eva.
GO YANKEES
OakRaiderFan | 08.04.06 - 12:59 pm | #
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i thought papa joe's heart and dick already belonged to jessie?
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SO overrated. I went to high school with fifty Mexican girls that were better looking than her. Dump her in Santa Ana or East L.A. without any makeup and she'd look like the rest of the senoritas selling tamales. (and no, I'm not racist. Just annoyed with the "She's so exotic, what a beautiful Latina" crap)
jen (not the original) | 08.04.06 - 12:36 pm | #
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but those other Latinas are probably too Indian and brown. Eva has the appropriate mix of euro caucasian and indian/negro taint to be able to bear the title 'exotic' (because face it, exotic doesn't mean anything except 'attractive but not like us', whoever 'us' may be).
Latinas are safer to desire, much much safer to desire, than Africans here in the US. It's the 'tragic mulatto bullshit' made modern.
please let her get knocked up....maybe she will disappear for a good 9 months.
I'm surprised that her head hasn't exploded from all that hot air.
OakRaiderFan | 08.04.06 - 12:59 pm | #
Eva and Jessica deserve each other!
Melvin Gibsonberg aka Tang | 08.04.06 - 1:14 pm | #
I don't know how Tony Parker can stand it. If he and Eva love each other that is great but have you heard all the lewd sexual comments she makes constantly?! Then when the papers repeat what she said upon her own free will she blames them for bringing it up. Weird, the funny thing is that Tony seems to be so quiet.
Is she back to making stupid remarks every week? She shut up for a while but I guess her boring, so-over show needs some publicity.
Oscar? You have to actually be IN a movie to get one, Eva.
Luv her on DH but sick of the Tony Parker crap. Why don't you date a real hottie...like CHASE UTLEY...Purrrrrrrr..MEOW!
Eeew. Joe Simpson totally wants to get Eva & Jess in a TexMex 3-way.
miso | 08.04.06 - 1:01 pm | #
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That made me spit food all over my monitor - tex-mex - FUNNY
And this hoser needs to quit with herself already. Funny how you can go from cute to punch-in-the-neck ugly in no time if you keep flappin your trap
i seriously hate this cunt. i'm fairly sure she would eat her own baby alive if there was an oscar in it for her.
like she's ever going to get a part that hints of an Oscar nod.
She should get a head start.
Nita | 08.04.06 - 1:28 pm | #
"appropriate mix of euro caucasian and indian/negro taint"
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What's with all the big words, Nita? Dontcha know the average reader of this blog can only understand itty bitty words?
I totally agree with you, btw.
We've seen the outside limits of her talent. Someone just needs to tell her, and she can change her career sooner than later.
Poor Tony prolly has to put up with all her "tell me how pretty I am" shit all day long.
As my this lady I know who sat next to her on a plane said, "She was very nice... but plain(looking)."
she reminds me of a mouse. she has mouse-like features.
Someone PLEASE knock this bitch up for the rest of her menstrual years! PLEASE for the love of Goddess!
right... like she has movie studios lined up at her door begging her to be in their movies after her outstanding performance in that movie with michael douglas... what was it called again.....? exactly. go back to working at roller rink with your other talentless buddy.
I havent disliked an actress so much in my life. Her voice makes me want to go on a killing rampage. The shit that comes out of her mouth is fucking amazing. Bitch is the most conceited peice of shit ever. I cannot fucking stand her. Someone please fuckin run her over, then scalp her and dip her in a acid bath of lemon juice and salt. That should be a nice spa session.
She's stupid !!!!!! Why would she get an Oscar ??????? Her show sucks and her movie was a waste !!!! She's not cute and her boyfriend is a dork !!! She's a jlo want to be and we all know how that went !
i'm confused. what does she know about being beautiful?
She was dropped, then run over by a diesel truck.. and gave him a flat.
did you know she gives vibrators as gifts?! Cool!
These are her favorites
http://holisticwisdom.com/vibratex.htm
tony parker is an idiot is he decides to reproduce with this trick...
I've always thought Tony probably tunes out half of what she's saying or because she's so tiny (and he's tall) he can't hear her. It probably sounds like the adults in a Peanuts episode to him anyway.
What the hell is your problem with eva? are u a racist fuck?
Family before work? How revolutionary! Stupid cunt.
She's profoundly uninteresting.
Luv her on DH but sick of the Tony Parker crap. Why don't you date a real hottie...like CHASE UTLEY...Purrrrrrrr..MEOW!
Troy's Mom | 08.04.06 - 1:56 pm |
35 consecutive game hitting streak and counting! GO CHASE!
GO YANKEES
I'm SIck of this over-exposed midget!! There is NOTHING she won't go to for publicity.
I can't believe they gave the role of an ex model to this short little fetus. I never heard of her BEFORE Desperate Housewives and i hope I never hear from her after it is cancelled.
Oh and I hope she leaves with Tony Parker ... just who the HELL is he and who CARES??
Nita- boo freakin' hoo. I have issues too. I wasn't the prettiest one, either, but you don't hear ME crying about it. She should be happy she got lucky and got her ass in the door and was discovered, and forget the "woe is me" crapola. I'm soooo sick of that. Who f'ing cares if you were ugly as a kid, you're still ugly now, but you make lots and lots of money. So tell those that you "care" about who thought you weren't pretty enought to pass the paper bag test to piss off, keep playing naked ping pong with Tony, and shut the farg up already.
I just noticed that all of the talentless bitches say to the press that they'll get an Oscar like Blohan and Eva the Diva who I hate.
The ones that actually get nominated generally just work hard and put out good movies although I disagree with Keira Knightley's nom for Pride and Prejudice. The A&E series was a thousand times better than the movie recently.
well there is someone who loves her............herself !
Mean spirited bitch who thinks she's "the shit". I got news for her, she is shit.
I can tell by the the posts on this topic why desperate housewives isn't doing so great. I don't watch the show, but when I have watched it Felicity, Marsha, are the best. They could have a better show without the rest. I remember her on Y&R. She needs to color her hair black again, instead of trying to be white. I read where she said she wanted ten kid. She better get started isn't she 32 already. If she wants a fmily why doesn't she marry Tony. Or maybe he isn't as dumb as he looks. We just wants an older woman to play around with he's only 23.
Did I mention I fucking hate this cunt? Oh ok good. FUCK!
The only way she'll get an Oscar is if she buys one on EBay!
You hear those footsteps? It's her much-younger hot-as-hell boyfriend running for his life.
Especially from all the groaning. "Oh, it's SO hard to be successful! I have to talk about my sex life, like, ALL the time, and I have to wear my underwear on TV every WEEK! People have NO idea how tiring it is!"
She'll never have kids. That might make her (gasp!) fat and unsexy to men, and that would be totally unacceptable. Oscar? She'll be lucky to get within five feet of someone ELSE'S Oscar.
If it were someone like Reese Witherspoon, I could actually believe it (at least a little) -- been successful for more than five minutes, got an Oscar, has the added personal work of hubby and kids...
Eva? I'm waiting for her fifteen minutos to be up, so we can see her desperately groping for fame on the Surreal Life.
The scary thing is, once Helen Hunt and Julia Roberts have won Oscars, anything is possible, people!!!
Any piece of shit movie that is pumped up by its studio, can have its pr people pump up an actor's performance to get a nod from the Academy. Can anyone remember the movie "Chicago," with Renee Zellweger, Catherine Zeta-Jones, and Richard Gere? A recent poll had that movie on "Oscar's Biggest Mistakes." Shit happens, so if Longwhoria lucky stars match up, it could happen to her!
Where is she beautiful?? Christie Brinkley at 52 is beautiful. Eva, your not.
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