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Wow! These are for a photo shoot??? I thought they were mug shots!
mikki |
08.04.06 - 1:58 pm | #
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hysterical - i love it
priapism |
08.04.06 - 1:59 pm | #
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first?
viciousvamp |
08.04.06 - 2:00 pm | #
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Is this the new cast for Desperate Housewives, the Senior Years?
Barburger |
08.04.06 - 2:00 pm | #
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Time has not been kind to these bitches...
mutterhals |
08.04.06 - 2:00 pm | #
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this isn't a photoshoot from the Smoking Gun?
mishma |
08.04.06 - 2:01 pm | #
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yikes. the first time in my life i'm thanking god i wasn't born a supermodel.
IloveOtis |
08.04.06 - 2:02 pm | #
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christy looks very afraid...they all look busted. and to think they were the most beautiful women in the whole 10-15 yrs ago..pfft!
Anonymous |
08.04.06 - 2:02 pm | #
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It's amature porn night down at the galleria
Candypants |
08.04.06 - 2:02 pm | #
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Rachel's boobs look fugged up
mishma |
08.04.06 - 2:02 pm | #
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Did the photographer ask Cindy and Christy to pretend they are ready to hurl or have they just forgotten how to pose?
Westcoastgrrl |
08.04.06 - 2:02 pm | #
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Those are bad pics, but I dig Rachel Hunters hair.
Cinderella |
08.04.06 - 2:03 pm | #
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horrific madness is right!!!
throw these fugly bitches from the train!!
Morticia |
Homepage |
08.04.06 - 2:03 pm | #
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Me thinks Cindy is having a gallbladder attack, I've assumed that position, I know.
Barburger |
08.04.06 - 2:03 pm | #
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Where's Linda Evangelista??? I love that bitch
priapism |
08.04.06 - 2:04 pm | #
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No matter how hard they tried though, they could NOT make Paulina Porzikova look bad. Wow.
pageantgal |
08.04.06 - 2:04 pm | #
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Naomi looks straight cracked out
mishma |
08.04.06 - 2:04 pm | #
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rachel hunter looks all kinds of wrong.
pageantgal |
08.04.06 - 2:05 pm | #
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WTH? Carolyn Murphy is topless in that shoot. She's to perky what Cindy Crawford is to droopy.
Lanoa |
08.04.06 - 2:05 pm | #
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I hope Naomi isn't being endorsed by Chapstick.
Barburger |
08.04.06 - 2:05 pm | #
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i never realize how much christie and katie couric look alike. creepy!
oh you know |
08.04.06 - 2:06 pm | #
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I actually quite like the "raw" aesthetic of the shoot. They wore minimal makeup and a plain backdrop to show off their natural beauty and contrasted it with outrageous jewels and clothing. It's the backlash to the "technicolor" aesthetic we've been seeing over the last few years in Candies ads and Xtina's most recent GQ cover, for example.
Genieve |
08.04.06 - 2:06 pm | #
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Dayum! I thought these were photoshopped to be funny. They're real pictures? Geez....
poofy pants |
08.04.06 - 2:07 pm | #
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I like the shots too. Most of them.
pageantgal |
08.04.06 - 2:07 pm | #
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I think Paulina, Stephanie, and Christy still look pretty hot.....though these pics are horrible; just short of mug shots in quality.
Heh, wonder what Janice Dickinson thinks about not being in there, since she was the 'world's first supermodel' and all.
Belle |
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08.04.06 - 2:09 pm | #
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What the hell is this?? Were they all in the car with Mel Gibson and these are the late mugshots?? Yuck!
Anonymous |
08.04.06 - 2:09 pm | #
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I LOVE IT!!
Its raw and real and they look fabulous..
myk'l |
08.04.06 - 2:09 pm | #
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Maybe these are polaroids taken at a fitting??
~ohmy~ |
08.04.06 - 2:10 pm | #
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before you totally make fun of them, take a pic of yourself in minimal makeup and that lighting. It's the scariest thing you'll ever see.
pageantgal |
08.04.06 - 2:11 pm | #
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Well, Naomi, looks like black DOES crack.
hellokitty |
08.04.06 - 2:12 pm | #
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BOTOX bitches~~thats what happened!
kittysparkle |
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08.04.06 - 2:14 pm | #
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Yeesh, looks like these were taken with a camera-phone.
Star80 |
08.04.06 - 2:14 pm | #
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Noami looks a fright.
Black Velveteen aka Sugartits |
08.04.06 - 2:15 pm | #
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WTF! That's all that needs to be said!
WTF |
08.04.06 - 2:17 pm | #
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Linda's pregnant and there's no way that Janice would do a photo shoot in minimal make-up (she needs it way too much!).
Genieve |
08.04.06 - 2:17 pm | #
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sooooo OLD.
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08.04.06 - 2:19 pm | #
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I love it! I wonder if this camera guy is ever going to get work again.
I think Naomi is going to drain his blood and drink it at an upcoming midnight ritual!
Suse |
08.04.06 - 2:19 pm | #
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I don't get the fasination with Cindy Crawford.
suri cruise hubbard |
08.04.06 - 2:20 pm | #
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Oh my, Rachel Hunter looks horrible!!
stephania |
08.04.06 - 2:21 pm | #
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Cindy needs to wax the 'stache...
mikki |
08.04.06 - 2:21 pm | #
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oh my gosh... like that thing jamie lee curtis did "before and after"
Wowsah.
billy balls |
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08.04.06 - 2:21 pm | #
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christy looks positively HORRIFIED. did she just find out about her cheating husband?
skinny fat |
08.04.06 - 2:21 pm | #
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Rachel Hunter and Brinkly don't have the strong bone structure for this.
pageantgalsexedChristianBale |
08.04.06 - 2:22 pm | #
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Chrisite Brinkley looks like Joan Rivers with big, fake tits.
Preston |
08.04.06 - 2:23 pm | #
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A 5 yr old could ave taken better pics!
Carolyn Murphy has GREAT boobs.
parissucksliterally |
08.04.06 - 2:23 pm | #
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haha, this is too good. The best are Christie Brinkley and Christy Turlington. ugh. And Stephanie Seymor's thighs scare me.
Amanda |
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08.04.06 - 2:24 pm | #
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Some bitch really hates them there at W magazine.
brandy alexander |
08.04.06 - 2:24 pm | #
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No kidding! Is this a joke?
Anonymous |
08.04.06 - 2:25 pm | #
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sad bunch of bitches
sexy gal |
08.04.06 - 2:26 pm | #
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I agree that the photographer is clearly going for some kind of statement here... but seriously some of the facial expressions and angles are D-horror-movie quality.
Amanda |
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08.04.06 - 2:26 pm | #
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Paulina and Christy Turlington still look great.
Someone get Naomi to put down the pipe and the WEAVE - dayum that shit looks a hot mess
bugjuice |
08.04.06 - 2:26 pm | #
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Damn Cindy Crawford!! Bitch still looks good!
Guess they couldn't afford the other big supermodels: Linda Evangelista and Christy Turlington.
Probably because those two can still get work!
beeyotch |
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08.04.06 - 2:26 pm | #
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They all look like they had sticks up their arses that were being removed during the shoot. 
Melvin Gibsonberg aka Tang |
08.04.06 - 2:26 pm | #
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Guess they couldn't afford the other big supermodels: Linda Evangelista and Christy Turlington.
Probably because those two can still get work!
beeyotch | Homepage | 08.04.06 - 2:26 pm | #
Christy's in those shots. And she looks really, frighteningly good considering.
pageantgalsexedChristianBale |
08.04.06 - 2:28 pm | #
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Cindy Crawford's moostache is waaaayyy too visible.
Melvin Gibsonberg aka Tang |
08.04.06 - 2:28 pm | #
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Scared me straight up.
Paulina Porizkova will always be beautiful.
Christy Turlington's face is still exquisite but her hair line is fast fading.
Christie Brinkley has to STOP with the surgery.
I am starting to despise Crawford.
Tajana Putz is looking old, really old.
Who the hell is Pat Cleveland?
MizRo |
08.04.06 - 2:28 pm | #
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I was wrong, Christy Turlington is in there, and she's still a hot bitch!
They really did try to make those girls look horrid, though!
beeyotch |
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08.04.06 - 2:30 pm | #
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Who the hell is Pat Cleveland?
MizRo | 08.04.06 - 2:28 pm | #
one of the first black supermodels.
pageantgalsexedChristianBale |
08.04.06 - 2:30 pm | #
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Janice is the "self proclaimed" first supermodel. I never heard her referred as a supermodel until she said it herself. I'll bet she's PISSED. Ha ha! (Nelson laugh)
As for Naomi, she looks like Heather Hunter the porn star. Not a good look.
Sbeetle |
08.04.06 - 2:30 pm | #
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Why are all your pics so pixilated lately?
McSarah |
08.04.06 - 2:31 pm | #
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These photos are awful!
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08.04.06 - 2:33 pm | #
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Pageantgal: she's black?
I'm sorry but Cleveland can't be full-blooded: I still don't see how she is!! **rubbing eyes*** Wow.
MizRo |
08.04.06 - 2:33 pm | #
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How disrepectful it is to almost mock these beautiful women. They look so vunerable and used. I just find it repulsive and I am not usually prone to such emotional reactions.
brandy alexander |
08.04.06 - 2:34 pm | #
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I'm sorry but all of those pictures were frightening. They look like the Golden Girls. They are too old to pose like that. It's just NOT attractive. The prettiest one was Christina Ricci, and I never thought she was attractive in the first place. And to the biotch who flashed the bewbs-CAN I HAVE A LITTLE WARNING SIGN NEXT TIME?!?!?!?!
Melvin Gibsonberg aka Tang |
08.04.06 - 2:34 pm | #
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And when was Rachel Hunter ever considered a supermodel?
Gag me |
08.04.06 - 2:37 pm | #
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They forgot to put makeup on Rachel Hunter. Even though she is not looking her best here she has still aged ok. Cindy and Christie Brinkly..WOW! Makeup doesn't even help them.
snoopy |
08.04.06 - 2:37 pm | #
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Ok.. the whole boob thing got me by surprise. Couldnt they have sprayed some Tan Lotion on that shit or something? I am blind here!
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MizRo | 08.04.06 - 2:33 pm | #
I think she's like Halle, half, but identifies herself as black. Her daughter is whiter than me!
pageantgalsexedChristianBale |
08.04.06 - 2:39 pm | #
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scary stuff
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08.04.06 - 2:39 pm | #
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I am really disturbed at this montage of pics: was he hired to make them look as awful as possible?
MizRo |
08.04.06 - 2:40 pm | #
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Miz:
See photo
http://backintyme.com/forum/bpwk...k/
rosaclara.jpg
pageantgalsexedChristianBale |
08.04.06 - 2:40 pm | #
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i think thats called no airbrushing, or photoshop.
b |
08.04.06 - 2:40 pm | #
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These chicks would still look drop-dead gorgeous if someone did them up propely in Photoshop. Someone dropped the ball here. A LOT of Hollywood actresses and nodels look fugly withouththeir hair and makeup done. these chicks are still more beautiful than your average person.
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08.04.06 - 2:41 pm | #
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holy shit im scared!!
Spark |
08.04.06 - 2:43 pm | #
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damn, that pic. of Cindy looks almost as bad as the ones floating aruond earlier today of her drunk at some club hanging onto a strip pole... that is sad
fakewhore |
08.04.06 - 2:43 pm | #
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The photos are terrible! these women need to give the photographer a serious beat down!!!
jen (not the original) |
08.04.06 - 2:43 pm | #
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PageantGal: thank you.
She has beautiful eyes.
MizRo |
08.04.06 - 2:44 pm | #
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Craw looks good.
The rest looks like Drag-Queens!
Gary Coleman |
08.04.06 - 2:44 pm | #
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Not sure if anyone else has heard this or not. I just heard it on the radio yesterday. Supposedly when Lance Bass came out and said he was gay, the public wondered if the whole band was gay. Well Joey Fatone said that he was not gay and that he used to rent cheap motels where he and Rachel Hunter would go and get it on. I just thought that was really strange.
Crysara |
08.04.06 - 2:45 pm | #
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I think Christie Brinkley is slightly retarded.
Gary Coleman |
08.04.06 - 2:45 pm | #
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Stephanie looked like a tranny dressed in expensive clothes. And what was up with that bitch wearing jeans (acid washed and tapered no doubt) with her bathing suit. I know she's trying to cover up but she looks like one of those women hanging outside of walmart with a Sam's choice cola. The lump on Cindy Crawford's thigh isn't pretty.
Be-YAWN-ce |
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08.04.06 - 2:46 pm | #
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Is this a joke? These pictures are so terrible!
StoneyBaloney aka Auntie Tata |
08.04.06 - 2:47 pm | #
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Juergen Teller is someone you either love or hate. His work is very edgy and raw.
I love his photos, but they are very unforgiving!
The best photos are of Paulina, Carolyn, Christy, Stephanie and Shalom Harlow, who is one of my all time faves.
Naomi has never been a beauty to me, with her shemale looking self. Tatijana and Rachel look like dumpy hausfraus, and the others could have stayed home.
I would loved to have seen Helena Christensen, Amber Valletta, Veronica Webb and Nadja Auermann on this shoot. *sigh*
Scorpio Minx |
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08.04.06 - 2:47 pm | #
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I think Naomi is going to go ape shit and beat everyone at W mag with her diamond encrusted cell phone when she sees these tranny photos of herself.
jen (not the original) |
08.04.06 - 2:49 pm | #
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ahhhhhh
shawna |
08.04.06 - 2:49 pm | #
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i'm so glad you commented. i was wondering if i was just missing something..are these supposed to be "artistic". they mostly look autistic.
raven |
08.04.06 - 2:49 pm | #
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I've ALWAYS despised Stephanie Seymour... Don't ask me why, I just have. Girlfriend looks torn up, too.
MizRo |
08.04.06 - 2:50 pm | #
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Warning: clicking through pictures will reveal an ugly ho with boobs exposed
StoneyBaloney aka Auntie Tata |
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Scorpio Minx | Homepage | 08.04.06 - 2:47 pm | #
Hi darling, I'm emailing you soon!
Shalom Harlow IS incredible, along with Paulina and C. Turlington. SO beautiful.
Amber and Veronica I would have loved, but not Helena. She hasn't been lookin' so hot lately 
Honestly, I would have loved to have seen Kate Moss, Bridget Hall and Devon Aoki (not really that much a supermodel though)
pageantgalsexedChristianBale |
08.04.06 - 2:53 pm | #
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Rachel Hunter? Since when is she a supermodel?
Youri |
08.04.06 - 2:53 pm | #
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Rachel Hunter and Brinkly don't have the strong bone structure for this.
pageantgalsexedChristianBale | 08.04.06 - 2:22 pm | #
Naomi normally has the bone structure for most shoots, but in this one, she looks like a tranny, straight-up. Even Heather Hunter looked like a biological female... petite, cute.
I'm guessing this was an America's Next Top Model-type thing where the photographer has the agenda, "We're gonna make all of you look like ugly bitches for today's challenge!"
Brinkley is more of a Morgan Fairchild in that shot.
Rachel Hunter would look amazing with at least a little eyeshadow, or mascara. She'll always be the MILF from "Stacy's Mom"
Tawny Kitaen |
08.04.06 - 2:53 pm | #
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I've ALWAYS despised Stephanie Seymour... Don't ask me why, I just have. Girlfriend looks torn up, too.
MizRo | 08.04.06 - 2:50 pm | #
for some reason i could never stand her either. and it's weird because i can't quite put my finger on why, it's just this innate thing.
and they allll look tore up. maybe it IS some edgy photo shoot thing, but that doesn't make it any less repulsive to the eyes.
IloveOtis |
08.04.06 - 2:54 pm | #
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whats up with racheal's basketballs-- i mean boobs???!!!! ugh, naomi looks like she aged about 40 years, but cindy......she still has a hot bod
Pisser |
08.04.06 - 2:54 pm | #
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People age. They look good for their age - every one of them (though Brinkley has that pinched, surprised plastic surgery face).
The issue is that these women who were paid to pose for their jobs seem to have forgotten how - these poses are the worst I've ever seen. I would've thought that shit was like riding a bike.
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08.04.06 - 2:55 pm | #
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Oh my god! What a nightmare!
Kat |
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08.04.06 - 2:57 pm | #
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IloveOtis Me too! Something visceral makes me despise Seymour... Remember when she was with Axl Rose?
MizRo |
08.04.06 - 2:59 pm | #
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Rachel, the sun is not your friend anymore. Why is the skin on her arms all "grandma" loose? She's only 36.
Stephanie looks like a drag queen. I would've liked to see a close up of Paulina. By the way, where's Elle?
Cubanita |
08.04.06 - 3:00 pm | #
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Wow, for a cheap thrill look at the slideshow of the pictures. WTF, Boobies?!?
Kato |
08.04.06 - 3:00 pm | #
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I don't think they look terrible and whoever said that many are too old to be posing like that are on the mark. What is wrong with a woman acting her age - or gasp - even showing it a bit?!
R.Kitty |
08.04.06 - 3:01 pm | #
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W = washed up whores!
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pageantgalsexedChristianBale | 08.04.06 - 2:53 pm | #
Samantha Jones is in da house!
OMG, how could I have forgotten Bridget Hall? She was gorgeous and had a great bod too. I hear you on Helena; saw some bikini pics of her recently and girl needs a Popeyes intervention.
I love seeing pictures of Shalom, she is sooo gorgeous. Apparently, Amber and Shalom are best friends. Love them both!
Scorpio Minx |
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08.04.06 - 3:03 pm | #
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Nice fake ones, rachel. yikes.
LW |
08.04.06 - 3:04 pm | #
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It looks like they all stayed up allnight and did blow
Lola |
08.04.06 - 3:04 pm | #
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rachel hunter looks gorgeous still i think.
Anonymous |
08.04.06 - 3:06 pm | #
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Fucking hell.
snowflake |
08.04.06 - 3:06 pm | #
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I always hated Seymour cause she looks super-cunty, even for a model.
bugjuice |
08.04.06 - 3:07 pm | #
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Cindy still looks HAWT!!!
Lola |
08.04.06 - 3:07 pm | #
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MizRo
OMG yes. And he put her in those sappy ass videos that made me throw up sick. For some reason I could never ever stand her. I vote she's an alien.
IloveOtis |
08.04.06 - 3:08 pm | #
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Please, someone tell me WTF is up w/Christy Brinkley's right eye?? I never noticed the wonkiness before.
Cindy Crawford=Janice Dickinson
Naomi Campbell is about to sue a bitch for lighting her all wrong and accentuating her neck wrinkles!
Rachel H. has the smoke lines goin' strong.
nics |
08.04.06 - 3:08 pm | #
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In these pics Shalom reminds me of Isabella Rossilini.
bugjuice |
08.04.06 - 3:12 pm | #
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i just puked. why are all of these worn out tired old woman trying to be like paris in these pictures?!
Anonymous |
08.04.06 - 3:12 pm | #
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Shalom Harlow is still hot shit.
James Chance |
08.04.06 - 3:14 pm | #
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Paulina looks good, from a distance anyway. As for Carolyn Murphy's tits, a warning woulda been nice.
Anon |
08.04.06 - 3:14 pm | #
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bah, why was there no Kate Moss???
. |
08.04.06 - 3:15 pm | #
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I love seeing pictures of Shalom, she is sooo gorgeous. Apparently, Amber and Shalom are best friends. Love them both!
Scorpio Minx | Homepage | 08.04.06 - 3:03 pm | #
saw Shalom Harlow at a show in NYC once a few years ago. She is achingly beautiful, but I can honestly say she achingly needed 15 lbs. Amber Valletta is really pretty, but much plainer to me.
Bridget Hall is only 3 years older than me, so I guess she was too young for this list.
I also like Karen Elson (really pale) Claudia Schiffer and Gemma Ward. I'm not a fan of the Brazillian models today. I like the unusual faces, even Alek Wek.
pageantgalsexedChristianBale |
08.04.06 - 3:16 pm | #
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I once ran into Shalom Harlow too. She's as beautiful as she is sweet which really surprised me. I thought she would be a total bitch.
James Chance |
08.04.06 - 3:21 pm | #
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coffey |
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08.04.06 - 3:24 pm | #
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Alek Wek = beautiful.
Bridget Hall = beautiful.
Shalom Harlow = exceptionally beautiful.
Claudia Schiffer: sooooo OVER-RATED!! Never liked her looks, she has major eye-wonky.
Isabella Rosselini: still a beauty - she will age gracefully.
MizRo |
08.04.06 - 3:29 pm | #
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Yeah guys.. after she takes all your money and gives you major grief.. you end up with this..
d.c. |
08.04.06 - 3:29 pm | #
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check out this new gossip blog -- http://hollywoodbuzz.blogstream.com
Yours Truly |
08.04.06 - 3:30 pm | #
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I love you MK, but I must share this stupid video on the superficial of Britney Spears. You must see it y'all, it is definitely pre-KFed too
mishma |
08.04.06 - 3:30 pm | #
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I do like the edginess of the shoot. I think these models were extremely courageous to pose with minimal touch up and cover up. Maybe the message from the photographer is to all the Xtina's and Parasite's saying, "a real model is not afraid to do something edgy and put herself (including flaws) in a stark photo"
that said, is Cindy's mole..err..beauty mark still there?
Ana Matranic (my sex is boom) |
08.04.06 - 3:33 pm | #
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Naomi looks like she's on the Cast of Flavor of Love 2
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HUH? HUH? She's gotta be functionally retarded.
bugjuice |
08.04.06 - 3:40 pm | #
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They sure shined some pretty harsh light on some pretty old skin. Looks like they were photographed with a police chopper's spotlight in their faces.
Hints From Heloise |
08.04.06 - 3:42 pm | #
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Looks to me like they're trying to reproduce (rip off) the cheap Terry Richardson polaroid look. They just need a squirting cock in the picture, and they'd be there.
susskins |
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08.04.06 - 3:43 pm | #
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Hmm, there is a God after all...
HEX66 |
08.04.06 - 3:44 pm | #
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You saw it Bug? Isn't it scary? I love the involuntary jerking and inability to stay on topic and ooops, don't wanna spoil it, anyway, my vote is for Fetal Alcohol Syndrome
mishma |
08.04.06 - 3:45 pm | #
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IS THIS ADVERTISING FOR THE NEW MOVIE "FRIGHT NIGHT 2006"
freddie mac |
08.04.06 - 3:49 pm | #
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hehe i saw carolyn murphy's boobs.... then i vomited my lunch! what a awesome way to diet! :-D
Wee |
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The notables to me: Cindy looks like she has five-o-clock shadow. Not just a stash, but full beard stubble. I like Rachel Hunters eyes. Stephanie Seymour; the shot where she's squating.. yikes. She's skin and bones, making her look like an old lady below the waste, cringe. Never found Christie Brinkley attractive so her looking like she's sporting a bad eye lift doesn't change anything for me. As others have noted, they failed to make Paulina Porizkova scary ugly. Some think Shalom Harlow is looking good, but she's(the only one?) sporting full face paint. Those who were scared by topless Carolyn Murphy must be gay; nice tits, nice torso, nice face.
Anonymous |
08.04.06 - 3:50 pm | #
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Carolyn Murphy has amazing bewbs, and i'm not gay 
pageantgalsexedChristianBale |
08.04.06 - 3:55 pm | #
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i sure did mishma - commented there, and i'll say it here too - we all thought HE ruined HER - guess the jokes on us!
bugjuice |
08.04.06 - 3:58 pm | #
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Is this maybe supposed to look like when you just walk in the agency and they take a Polaroid of you? You know what I mean?
Maybe that was the theme behind the shoot.
I hope.
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08.04.06 - 4:01 pm | #
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Whoa!! Who did they piss off? I didn't realize it was possible to make supermodels look this fug...and so amateur too! I don't see any art in this; this is straight-up gawd awful!
Ilsa |
08.04.06 - 4:02 pm | #
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carolyn murphy--nice tits...but i really don't understand why they're out there.
these pics make me terrified of getting older.
eeeks.com |
08.04.06 - 4:05 pm | #
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That's juergen Teller's style.
Soma |
08.04.06 - 4:05 pm | #
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They should really sue the photographer here
Shoogie |
08.04.06 - 4:10 pm | #
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Why don't any of them know how to pose? They MUST know how bad they look!
Shoogie |
08.04.06 - 4:11 pm | #
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Hey faggot, that's exactly what they were going for dipshit!
GQtaste |
08.04.06 - 4:20 pm | #
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The most unbelievable beauty is Yasmin Le Bon at 42! She is still doing Ann Taylor ads!
Duh Hickey! |
08.04.06 - 4:28 pm | #
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They shouldn't pay the photographer. Paulina and Cheryl still are so beautiful. It is sad how much "work" Christy has had done.
VV |
08.04.06 - 4:34 pm | #
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Whoever was in charge of this mess should be canned... All these beautiful women and that's the best they could do?
Faer |
08.04.06 - 4:39 pm | #
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Cheryl Tiegs! Forgot about her...
How old is she now?
MizRo |
08.04.06 - 4:42 pm | #
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Naomi looks like she's on the Cast of Flavor of Love 2
MaryAnne29 | 08.04.06 - 3:39 pm | #
HA !! i seriously was thinking the same thing when i saw that picture. i've got flav on the mind 
IloveOtis |
08.04.06 - 4:48 pm | #
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These bitches are going to be so pissed when they see these photos.
Big Toe |
08.04.06 - 4:52 pm | #
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Hey faggot, that's exactly what they were going for dipshit!
GQtaste | 08.04.06 - 4:20 pm | #
^^ are you talking to me??
Shoogie |
08.04.06 - 4:55 pm | #
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Does anyone remember a model who was superhot for about two seconds around the time these chicks were big named Kristen McMenemy. She was a kinda scary, adrogynous looking thing.
Big Toe |
08.04.06 - 4:56 pm | #
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Big Toe | 08.04.06 - 4:56 pm | #
I do! I think she's hot.
pageantgalsexedChristianBale |
08.04.06 - 4:58 pm | #
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The Photographer's trying real hard to be the next "Avedon". (who had a reputation for making people look odd...well bad) But it looks more like he/she may not get another job in 'this town' again.
HEX66 |
08.04.06 - 5:00 pm | #
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Craw. Craw. Craw. Craw. Craw. Craw. Craw. Craw. Craw. Craw. Craw. Craw. Craw. Craw.
Gary Coleman |
08.04.06 - 5:02 pm | #
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crawford forgot to wax her mustache.
vogue |
08.04.06 - 5:14 pm | #
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^^ are you talking to me??
Shoogie
Of course not.
as ever
GQtaste
GQtaste |
08.04.06 - 5:35 pm | #
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good times
ELLE |
08.04.06 - 5:55 pm | #
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I hate Rachel Hunter. Did anyone hear how she acted when she was scheduled to appear on Howard Stern? Dumb bitch.
anonymous |
08.04.06 - 6:08 pm | #
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Holy fuck! My eyes! My eyes!
koffie |
08.04.06 - 6:13 pm | #
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Cindy looks like Satan (although my son asked me who was the lady with the monkey on her head), Naomi looks like she dug up a wig from the 99cent bin (although the picture with her in the bra and panties had me thinking she was a Williams sister), Cheryl Tiegs is still posing in that ONE pose she always had (with the exact same smile, never understood her appeal), and Christy Brinkley and her botox/face lift cocktail made me jump back. Do all supermodels all fall apart (except for Paulina and Iman) when they reach their 30s/40s?
Boom Boom |
08.04.06 - 6:31 pm | #
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I've seen photos on Welfare ID cards taken with more artistic flare.
you know who |
08.04.06 - 6:35 pm | #
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Duh people.
THIS IS THE POINT OF THE PHOTOSHOOT!!!!
Hard ridden models from the 80s who still think they're hot shit.
yomama |
08.04.06 - 6:44 pm | #
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Paulina is still gorgeous. smart girl to get out the business quickly.
Moonmaid |
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08.04.06 - 6:54 pm | #
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Cindy and Paulina still look like they have their stuff together, and I'll always love Christy's face.
I wonder about a model who I hated WITH a passion named Stella Tennant. She always looked cross eyed, pissed off, and like a man. All at once. I never understood why they let her walk anything but the ho stroll
Star Jonez |
08.04.06 - 6:59 pm | #
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hagalicious...and not in a good way...
letinstar |
08.04.06 - 7:20 pm | #
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that Christie Brinkley reminded me of Debbie Harris
txen |
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08.04.06 - 7:25 pm | #
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6:44 pm that's what I was hoping, but then you have Shalom and Carolyn and younger models. In any case, Juergen Teller has it in for them, I mean taking crotch shots? wtf he's cruel.
yomamas |
08.04.06 - 7:27 pm | #
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Christie Brinkley looks like fricking Katie Couric, with those cheap looking eyelashes, and deer in the headlight look!
tom |
08.04.06 - 7:41 pm | #
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Poor Christie Brinkley has some kind of scary look on her face...with a hairdo to match. She was so gorgeous, I wish she would please stop with the surgery. Cindy Crawford is looking hard and nasty. Like her pics on the various sites today...she needs to lay off the booze or drugs or whatver she is doing...Naomi...never did think she was pretty...Most of those pics are pretty bad...poor gals. It must be hard to try to continue to live up to the "supermodel" image at 40, 50+. What happened to aging gracefully?
mamacita61 |
08.04.06 - 7:51 pm | #
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Wow. You know it's messed up when moon-faced Christina Ricci looks 10,000x better than any of the supers. It looks like they were shot with Polaroids. Just awful.
kikichanelconspiracy |
08.04.06 - 7:55 pm | #
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After viewing the photos and reading the comments, I took some time and thought about it.
I've come to the conclusion that this is a brilliant commentary. Using the juxtaposition of known glamour icons in expensive designer clothing and jewelry, with the harsh light and not-so-complimentary viewing angles of everyday life,
myth vs reality compete in photo after photo.
Or it's just god-awful!
Deb |
08.04.06 - 8:02 pm | #
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Rachel Hunter definitely has tons of sun damage she should see a dermatologist and a plastic surgeon to get those ridiculous implants removed.
Paulina looks fantastic as always.
Pamela |
08.04.06 - 8:09 pm | #
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A very well known and established photographer took those pics.
The results defy logic.
"I wonder about a model who I hated WITH a passion named Stella Tennant. She always looked cross eyed, pissed off, and like a man. All at once. I never understood why they let her walk anything but the ho stroll"
Stella Tennant owed her career to Anna Wintour.
As a Brit, Ms Wintour feels it's imperative to ho;d all things British before our stupid, ugly american eyes as a representation of the finer thing sin life.
Stella Tennat is from a "good family", has a pedigree, married a successful artist, birthed four children and remained a a size zero dress size.
All of these things qualify Tennat to be a fucking supermodel.
Or maybe Tennant looks kinda.sorta like the model Josie Borain and fashion people needed a "new" josie borain"
You'll remember Borain fromn the Obession advertisments in the late 80's/early 90's.
Devore |
08.04.06 - 8:19 pm | #
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Oh dear. It could have been a million times better had a different stylist been used.
NYINSIDER |
08.04.06 - 8:30 pm | #
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christie brinkley's is the funniest! she looks looks like a train is fixing to hit her!!!
Anorexorcist |
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08.04.06 - 8:42 pm | #
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these look like photoenhanced versions of what they will look like in 20 years...is this what they actually look like now?...dayum...but I have to add that I hope I look this good when I'm sixty
toodiegoodshoes |
08.04.06 - 8:51 pm | #
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Naomi's lips look crusty...like she just kissed a crack pipe
toodiegoodshoes |
08.04.06 - 8:55 pm | #
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I agree with Genieve and Ana Matranic; it's probably suppose to look like that. To show their natural side.
Frida |
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08.04.06 - 8:58 pm | #
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their getting old thts what
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08.04.06 - 10:07 pm | #
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fucking hideous...
skinny fat |
08.04.06 - 10:14 pm | #
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Naomi is always ugly but even worse with those huge chapped nasty ass lips. Some scary shit right there.
StarisBeyondNasty |
08.04.06 - 10:55 pm | #
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I could have taken better pictures with my Kodak EasyShot.
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08.04.06 - 11:12 pm | #
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oh dear ! uhhh, time to give it up ladies, lol
Kitty |
08.04.06 - 11:50 pm | #
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I think the directions-giving-person, makeup person and photographer are to blame for the bad lighting, bad (non-existent) makeup and bad bad poses.
Granted, they've aged a bit, but they could look better in some other way!
G |
08.05.06 - 12:34 am | #
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"I think Christie Brinkley is slightly retarded."
She's always looked a bit "special" to me too.
Where's Elle and Claudia? Weren't they part of the "big six"?
Rachel Hunter wasn't a super, she was more at the Kathy Ireland level.
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08.05.06 - 1:48 am | #
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it takes a smart woman to know when to hang her shit up. i know you heifers have mirrors, use them. go donate your money to charity and go into hiding.
this is why Betty Page hasn't been seen in the last 100 years. she's smart. she wanted her fans to remember her like she was in her day. these hoes are just greedy and vain.
heather |
08.05.06 - 2:27 am | #
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Okay, I get that the photographer was probably trying to make a statement; trying to eschew all the Photoshopping and hyperrealistic photography that has been so prevalent in fashion. But DAMN, son, can you at least get the lighting and the posing right before doing shit like that? That lighting is terrible. And what's up with being able to see Naomi's weave tracks? Rubbish. Who is this Juergen dude anyway?
Yowza |
08.05.06 - 3:30 am | #
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shalom harlowe looks awesome as usual.. cindy naomi christie b and steph look ridden hard and put away wet
ive always hated stephie seymour hoe has the bitchface, besides she was only famous for bangin axl
pixieteeth |
08.05.06 - 3:35 am | #
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Way too much coke and very bright lites
yalaine |
08.05.06 - 4:03 am | #
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I think they are still photoshoped.
cocoguy |
08.05.06 - 4:18 am | #
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i think holly hunter looks damn good...and cindy is the next best, body wise.
otherwise, everyone else looks like straight-up asscrack.
foxy_bee |
08.05.06 - 5:30 am | #
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I simply cannot believe how bad these pictures are.
Simply atrocious! Did they not look in the mirror before they shot these pics??!?!?!
Oh, that's right they looked in the mirror, but only to do the rail off the mirror and into their nose.......
VooDooVixen-VV's future bride |
08.05.06 - 12:02 pm | #
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The hair alone is unforgivable.
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08.05.06 - 12:29 pm | #
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did these women not realize this photo shoot was meant to make fun of the older model? wait - it wasn't?! haha it should've been.
there comes a point when natural beauty doesn't work anymore. that rachel hunter photo is so rough! i'm never tanning after seeing that.
thetruth |
08.05.06 - 1:37 pm | #
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Whoever shot that layout should be shot themselves. Those are awful, but at the same time it shows what these bitches really look like. Maybe someone at W is having a laugh over all this.
Stewie |
08.05.06 - 1:42 pm | #
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rachel hunter...supermodel??? huh? since when did her fat (by supermodel standards) ass make her a supermodel
UKchristina |
08.05.06 - 1:51 pm | #
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older flabby supermodels/all the pics are bad.
kw |
08.05.06 - 2:23 pm | #
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is this rachel hunter's mugshot?
So What??? |
08.05.06 - 2:26 pm | #
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AGE happened
sexy |
08.05.06 - 3:16 pm | #
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Halloween just came early!
Just Jules |
08.05.06 - 3:41 pm | #
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That picture of Christie is hilarious. She's developed that perpetually surprised look that comes with one eye lift too many.
Anonymous |
08.05.06 - 4:54 pm | #
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Wasn;t their something weird with Cherryl Teiggs and her kids?
agentorange |
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08.05.06 - 6:21 pm | #
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I hate Juergen Teller. He takes shitty photos and I do not know who he blowed to become a celebrated photographer. I work on Marc Jacobs shows all the time (I am in fashion industry) and people around me talk about his "genious" all the time. I am thinking to myself, this is just a bad case of "Emparor new clothes".
You know some editor said Juergen Teller is a photo god and masses just beleive it, because they want to be a part of the "in" crowd. He SUCKS, and I am not affraid to say it.
Same with horrible fucking Terry Richardson, rich druggie son of famous photographer. Gotta love nepotism!
feed me |
08.05.06 - 10:59 pm | #
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It looks like they used the smallest budget possible.
Anonymous |
08.05.06 - 11:23 pm | #
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these look like they were shot in the dressing room of wal mart. awful awful lighting.
but I can honestly say I dont think these woman look *that* bad for their ages and the shitty make up and lighting.
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08.05.06 - 11:52 pm | #
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Nice "NEW" boobs Carolyn - how much did they cost ?
Don't know why she did it and is showing them... they look fake.. did she deflate after her daughter was born ?
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08.06.06 - 12:10 am | #
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Is this some sort of "These are supermodels without airbrushing" shoot?
Seven |
08.06.06 - 2:52 am | #
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Cheryl Tiegs admits to being in her late 50s (59 to be exact) so she gets a pass on looking to' up from the floor up. She also gave birth to twins at 52 years old and had her first kid at 43ish. She's the only one I can honestly say looks good for her age. Paulina looks good too (but she really doesn't have too many closeups). The rest have no excuse!
Just keep this photographer away from Angelina Jolie and Monica Belluci!
Boom Boom |
08.06.06 - 5:01 am | #
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They are still more beautiful than most of you would ever be in your wildest dreams!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Come on people. Bad picture or not, these are all stunning women with killer bodies.
People are such hypocrites.
Too Many Fat Whales |
08.06.06 - 3:19 pm | #
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^ too many morons who always make the same say gayass retarded comment on every blog in the world. Get some originality or STFU shitbreath. I bet you're uglier than all these cunts put together.
bad pitt |
08.06.06 - 4:26 pm | #
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Oh, I am not disputing they are beautiful women. I am just commenting on shitty photograhs of overhyped photographers. Oh, sad part is he costs A LOT of money!
feed me |
08.06.06 - 4:27 pm | #
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Great pics...for the first time, Naomi isn't photoshopped and looks all of her 150 years!
Amelia J |
08.06.06 - 4:28 pm | #
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What picture are you guys referring to?
Jewels |
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