I'll give it a shot..why not
I'll be sippin on some Crystal Light when I watch it too...
DAMN, I can never be first.
Joan Collins is a timeless, classic beauty. a star in every sense of the word.
this is definatley the gay event of this decade, for sure.
They give me a Joan Crawford/Bette Davis vibe.
And I think they should call their show "Vaginasty".
why do brunettes age better than blondes? even with the plastic surgery.
and i'd still do them both. yummy. =) mmm, gggmilf.
wha? no stops in phoenix, az? i am hurt...
I totally thought this post was going to be signed by Lahoma!
god they were hot back then weren't they...
I saw "Legends" when it starred Carol Channing and Mary Martin, that's how old the show is. I think late 80s. It was lousy then and likely will stink now.
I will never forget a story my Mother told me about her friend about 20 years ago at an award show in Hollywood-
She was in the bathroom fixing her face when Joan Collins walked in and started to hog the mirror for herself.Being the plastic surgery afficianado that my Mothers friend was and still is....she started staring too close to Joans head to look for scars behind her ear(for a face lift).
Joan slowly popped her lipstick in its case,looked directly at Mummys friend and said- "BITCH".
Turned and walked out.
They're not taking this to Broadway? How can that be? The NY Times theater section lives for this.
thats pretty gay... broadway prob dismissed it
I think Joan Collins looks hot hot hot for her age -- 73. Linda Evans, middle aged blobbo -- bad plastic works. I'll bet it would be fun, though.
Watch out linda, Joan throws her drink when she forgets a line...
Um, I don't understand how you can fill up two hours with these two!?!?! BTW, whatever happened to mini-series'? I used to love those things.
Is that really Linda Evans in the picture? It looks like a tranny.
This reminds me of "Dynasty Night" at Key West in Philly.
I was a starving art student at the time. My friend John and I would go there every week to watch "Dynasty". It was great! Buck-twenty five glass of champagne, and all the free hors d'oeuvres you could eat, served by hotties dressed like Chippendales!
These fags would yell and cheer at the TVs during Alexis and Crystal's fights like straight guys watching a football game. Good times!
OMG Linda Evans totally looks like a tranny!
OMG Linda Evans totally looks like a tranny...and I love it!
Q: What's it taste like when you go down on Joan Collins?
A: Depends.
Q: What's it taste like when you go down on Joan Collins?
A: Depends.
Deb | 08.05.06 - 4:59 pm | #
i am so sad that i have to wait until jan 16th to see this!
Is there a catfight in the pool scene?
Joan Collins is about as classy as a two-dollar crack whore. She never could get anything better than dime-store hooker roles in B movies, anyway. Dynasty was the big event in her career. I remember when the bitch actually thought she was talented, left the show to "make it big," and proceeded to star in this piece of shit made for TV movie that had our darling Joan being "tortured" by spies...her moans were about as convincing as that crack whore's. Bitch ran back to the Dynasty set with her tail between her legs tout de suite.
Nasty wigs, nasty fake eyelashes, ten pounds of pancake foundation, this bitch won't need any stage make-up for the show!!
the concept just sounds like that movie with matthau and burns, only now women. whatever, enjoy the camp-factor.
I beleive this would be considered a North American tour since Toronto is not part of the United States. Just a minor technicality. Nice to be neighbours but we don't plan on moving in.
"I wouldn't call her two-faced. She's got to be on her third or fourth by now"
Love the promos for this show.
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