1st?
2nd
Bitch is a billionaire--she better NOT be.
more importantly - does she own a hairbrush? a pair of pants?
ewww.
She looks scary without her sunglasses. Her eyes are so freaky.
don't be heartless, guys... i would totally qive her a quarter
All that money and she can't dress decently? That grunge look is getting a bit old..
at least she's not as scandalous as Hohan and Parasite...
At least she looks kinda happy here. It's rare to see her smiling. Usually she makes that weird monkey face.
All that money and she can't dress decently? That grunge look is getting a bit old..
it's not grunge, it's "homeless chic" :P
mc does this on purpose..i think i see a tin cup in her hand!
I used "grunge" as a euphemism for just looking dirty, unshowered-like dirty
Are they still making money? I know they still have makeup and clothing out and about somewhere but are people buying?
god she always looks so good.
that shirt's probably worth more than all our asses put together. it takes a lot of effort to look that rundown.
WOW - she looks so lonely - I want to carry her in either my pocket or my doggie carrier
Well, at least she's not scowling as much as usual... She must've read one of my critical posts: Paris is hot. Paris ALWAYS smiles. Be like Paris!!!!
she looks like a fricken troll doll...
she looks sweet.
she has a sad look...sad and greasy
ANOTHER NASTY BAG LADY.
Gary Coleman | 08.05.06 - 7:53 pm | #
WHAT ABOUT THE DIRT STAR GARY COLEMAN? CAN'T FORGET THE DIRT STAR.
Bitch been lookin' like that for years. I don't know what you really call that look. It ain't no bo-ho chic. It's definitely bo-homeless chic, but I think it's bo-meth chic. These kids never look clean, put together or straight. I'm telling you, METH (and a little X when they need a pick me up).
She's an alien!
This stupid little cunt is so fucking irritating.
Well I like her better than her cold fish sister. Ashley seems like the type that will lock a bitch up in the attic and set it on fire. MK looks ruff but she's always got a smile on her face.
she looks strangely elfin
aww girl needs a shower. 
I dont know if she homeless but she fug-layyy!
See- this is what annoys me. The richest peeps in THE world, and they can't even go out looking well put together. It's not cute or fashionable to look like a bag lady. Geesh.
Remember Jacqueline Kennedy? Now there is an example of a well put together woman. Always looking fresh, tailored, and pretty. Always.
She has a very cute smile. She should do that more often.
Living at the Chateau Marmont is far from homeless and costs more per week than my mortgage.
I see now why the Olsens don't smile in pics. It's kind of cute but not really.
She's dressed like she's homeless. Her hair and body look, let's say not so fresh. But she's got a handbag on her shoulder that probably costs a thousand bucks. Sheesh.
my take on it is funnier...i can say that bc you are always genius...but i beat you to it and got it right.
check out "different...but the same"at katyoliver.com
direct link is:
http://katyoliver.com/topics/
fun...me_20060804.php
She looks like a gremlim. She has absolutely 0 sex appeal.
look!! strands are actually sticking up on the top of her head motioning for help! shhhh...listen..."help!!!
wash us!! please, send nexus!!! hell, send suave, anything"!!!!
She looks like a hobbit from Lord of The Rings
I guess she doesn't smile because she looks like a constipated gremlin when she does.
Point well taken, Mary-Kate.
OMG
If I had all the money that this bitch has, I wouldn't show up like a cracked hooker O.o
I think she either looks like an inmate at a women's correctional facility (minus the big bucks bag) OR a cult member (minus the big bucks bag.) Either choice would allow her a hairbrush I would imagine.
Remember those paintings in the late 60s? The wide eyed little girls, painted on black velvet? That's what this look reminds me of:
http://www.jandiart.com/keane/
im...ne_Bedtime1.jpg
I remember those pictures and they creeped me out!
Troll-doll-thrown-in-a-tub-alicious.
She looks skank.
It's like that Seinfeld episode when George would only go outside in sweats... "You know the message you're sending out to the world with these sweatpants? You're telling the world, 'I give up. I can't compete in normal society. I'm miserable, so I might as well be comfortable'..."
I'd be wearing freaky Galliano couture to the 7-11 if I had that kind of money, not looking like I'm outside begging for change!! 
she's on drugs. its not hard to figure out. the only difference between her and any other druggie wandering around and avoiding soap is that fashion mags are encouraging her to dress like crap. (she's a "fashion icon!")
Miss Crystal Meth 2006.
She looks greasy.
She is wearing Julia Roberts shirt!
She puts WAY too much makeup around her eyes. And with or without makeup, she is odd looking. I never found her or her sister attractive. They were ugly little babies, too.
I can't believe this greasy fucking troll is a billionaire. It makes me want to cut my wrists open.
does this nightie and mocassins make me look fat?
She has always poor posture. So she looks bad and it make herself cheap and dowdy. But, I love her every clothes. Those are really stylish. She is in style, and also in mental sick.
Sooo over sized shirts not just for sleeping in anymore?
Good Lord! She's a fug little monkey, that one!!
Wait a second, she is smiling at a maybe fan, I thought she is supposed to be mega bitch. She is just peachy adorable when she smiles.
She looks like a cross between Barbara Mandrell and Jennifer Aniston.
She's artsy fartsy and they always dress down, think more of artsy things.. which are not material things of beauty to us.. and have a messy, thrown together appearance; like geeks.. the richer-artsy they are the more richly homely-hobo they dress.
If she is homeless, I'll pitch a tent for her.
DIE ALL OF YOU!
she looks great
ko | Homepage | 08.05.06 - 10:13 pm | #
ROFLMFAO!
Thanks for the link, Katy. 
I don't care if that handbag is worth $1000, it looks like something you could find at Goodwill along with the rest of her outfit.
At least she's not making that duck face.
i cant stand either of them, anyone who thinks they are hot probable thinks paris is hot too, eeeeeeeewwwwwww
What is it with the armlet? Are you She-Ra? You know that is really an anklet...for a child.
LOL. You're probably right.
Good morning, mishma!
she always looks like she stinks..
i think she looks fine...*ducking*
she's got plenty of money, she's not still cultivating a career or trying to put herself out there so much.
her sister always looks better, but her sister is still promoting herself (modeling, etc.).
what happened to these girls being in college, though? these child stars all supposedly had tutors on set, but i can only think of one that turned out smart enough to succeed in college (winnie from 'wonder years.').
if mary-kate wants to be a semi-private citizen and look extra-casual, more power to her.
but i do think the baggy clothes are typical of anorexics who want to hide their boniness.
Hey Mama! Happy Sunday!
Hey Mama, is it me or does MK still look cracked out? Oh wait, look at what she's wearing, dumb question.
how does she do it!
Christ, carve an X in her forehead and she looks like a member of the Manson family.
She kind of looks like Janis Joplin in the last picture.
Hahahaha, Squeeky Fromme, Bush better watch out!
She WISHES she could have as much talent and angst as Janis. Oooo I was a child actress, ooooo I am worth 100 gazillion dollars, life is so hard fucking eat me
what happened to these girls being in college, though?
libby/ | 08.06.06 - 9:49 am | #
I wonder too. They were both supposed to be going to NYU film school.
I always wondered if they quit because they were too famous to blend in and be normal students, whether their other commitments interfered too much, or because they just couldn't cut it.
Dereleect
troll doll
Hey Mama, is it me or does MK still look cracked out? Oh wait, look at what she's wearing, dumb question.
mishma | 08.06.06 - 10:50 am | #
hahaha! The first thing I thought of when I looked at these pics was Mick Jagger singing, in the song "Can't You Hear Me Knockin'," Y'all got cocaine eyes/Yeah, you got speed-freak jive. I guess that's a "yes."
Sorry I couldn't answer sooner, mishma. Happy Sunday to you, too! 
voiceofreason | 08.06.06 - 12:24 pm | #
I vaguely remember their whole college trip fizzling out soon after Mary Kate came back to LA to go into treatment for her eating disorder. I don't recall hearing anything else about the Olsen twins attending classes at NYU after that. *shrug*
"Remember Jacqueline Kennedy? Now there is an example of a well put together woman. Always looking fresh, tailored, and pretty. Always.
Melvin Gibsonberg aka Tang | 08.05.06 - 9:20 "
what in the fuck does jackie o have anything to do with mk?! thats such a dumb ass comparison to make..
i still think she looks extra cute.
I always wondered if they quit because they were too famous to blend in and be normal students, whether their other commitments interfered too much, or because they just couldn't cut it.
couldn't cut it. not that i BLAME them.. fuck, they thought education was going to be some semi-fun experience of life. of course when you get to college, you realize it's mostly just shit. if i were rich, no way i would go to college.
it's kind of sad about their looks.. they still look like little girls. it's not like when i see mischa barton and wanna bang her.
she's so cute! I lover her look and I think she should star in a movie some day soon!
she does look a fucking state FUG FUG FUG i thought rachel zoe was her stylist??? she normally dresses them good.
SHES CUTE! its better than her old look. the old lady one.
they always look the same.
same outfit, same glasses, same everything!
I don't get the hotness appeal, they look the same to me as they did as 80s troll-babies.
I have to say I LOVE both MK's- this one and the Dlisted one
she is normal weight now, healthy and still petite.
I like her style...and both twins were featured in this month's Vogue for doing their own thing with no stylist ever. Good for them...they aren't cookie cutter.
I think she looks really cute in this pic..
not cute,
can't stand those midgets.
Excellent Rock n Roll reference, Mama! Sticky Fingers LP, so swwweeeet.
Oh it's CD now, sigh.
My fave RS song next to "Street Fighting Man"
Np, Mama, Sunday is the day for unrest, sadly, like laundry, washing the car, goinjg to the mo-fo grocery store. The DH stayed home and wires our new surround sound speakers. This is work for him. While I am washing produce, vacumming (ok Robo is doing it but hey) and cleaning. Men...
All right, mishma! 
"Street Fighting Man" and "Can't You Hear Me Knockin'" are two of my favorite RS songs, too. Sticky Fingers is pure rock 'n' roll perfection, IMHO. Great album cover, too! Especially the LP version with the zipper. tee-hee :D Sometimes I think Sticky Fingers is their best, but then I'll put on one of the other Stones albums from 1968-72. It's hard to pick a favorite from such an amazingly high-quality bunch. Right now, it's either Exile on Main St. or Let It Bleed for me. The Rolling Stones sure kicked serious ass back in the day.
Shit, I think I need to put on Let It Bleed right about now. I'm a flea-bit peanut monkey/All my friends are junkies/But that's not really true...
Np, Mama, Sunday is the day for unrest, sadly, like laundry, washing the car, goinjg to the mo-fo grocery store. The DH stayed home and wires our new surround sound speakers. This is work for him. While I am washing produce, vacumming (ok Robo is doing it but hey) and cleaning. Men...
mishma | 08.06.06 - 9:31 pm | #
Aw! That sucks. Well, at least you've got rooomba to help you out a bit.
I'm glad I was able to do all my laundry and some of the kitchen cleaning on Friday. I've been in such a grouchy mood today ('bout that time, y'know? ) that I didn't wanna do anything or go anywhere. Pfft!
Looks like golum from LOTR.
the biggest style icon in the world
www.olsenymas.com
does anyone else think she looks like fiona apple? she's so cute.
MK does indeed look like a homeless meth head..she should take that $1000 BAG and place it over her ugly mug so no else has to see her face ever again.
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