Whoa! I find that offensive, I'm studying to become a kindergarten teacher and noway in hell am I gonna look like that!
i can only manage two words:
U
GLY
teach kindergarten??? Yeah, we kindergarten teachers are really lowlifes. Not anywhere near the the level of a gay blogger.
I'm not a teacher, but whoa, harsh and inaccurate about the kindergarten teacher. She just looks wretched, which warms the cold cockles of my heart because I hate her.
teach kindergarten??? Yeah, we kindergarten teachers are really lowlifes. Not anywhere near the the level of a gay blogger.
funny! i don't think he meant any disrespect though
She was never a beauty
She was never a beauty
nope, but she tricked the world into thinking she was... does that actually make her a good actress??
this is off topic..but why is it that most of these celeb gossip websites are run by gays? I mean no disrespect. I like reading their humor and it's good escapism but I'm just curious as to why most gossip blog owners are gays...Perez, Michael K etc...any thoughts?
ted casablanca too
i think he was making fun of the super-conservative little number she was sporting.
julia roberts' face is aging strangely, like it's changing ethnicities. kind of like tara reid, who now looks asian.
that's not Julia Roberts, that's Steven Tyler.
I bet her dirt-star tastes like....... uhhhhhhhhh........
Green Leaf lettuce w/Paul Newman's dressing.....???????????
an awfully mean slam against kindergarten teachers doncha think??!!
while i have enjoyed an occassional julia roberts movie or two, i never saw the "great beauty"in her that the media insisted she had ...i was most amazed that she had fresh new dick all the time and no one was outraged....
wow. She looks quite depressed. And could she look any frumpier in that wal-mart looking fashion? Depressed or not, when you got that much cash, it blows my mind how these people still manage to look like utter shit.
gays make successful bloggers because they have the best gaydar and they can make fun of everyone without being called sexist, racist, homophobic, etc.
I love that Julia Roberts is "keeping it real" by shopping with a cart, a list, and a frumpy outfit. Let's not forget that if she were all "dolled-up" and posing for photographers, we would call her a poser and publicity hound. Goodness, you can't win in this town.
the bitch looks like skeltor any way you slice it
I hate her too but she's doing exactly what she wants and fuck everyone else. Everyone else in that industry bows to pressure to look good etc and be in "style" but she's never done that (other than on the red carpet). She's always been on my daggy list unlike say Nicole Kidman who has a groovy wardrobe off the red carpet.
I knew a girl who went to High School with Julia Roberts, in Smyrna, GA. She said J was a ho. She (not Julia) was probably jealous, as she had a 'prominent mandible' and was a ho, as well....
She (not Julia) would say: "Yoos Guys".... I'm from NY, she's from GA! Jheesh!!!
MK I cant believe u forgot...Today's Maddox birthday!
I'm not a Julia fan, but I dig that goes to the grocery store with a list just like I do
SHE LOOKS WORSE THAN A BAG LADY. USE YOUR RESOURCES PLEASE.
Whoever posted that Anya one is a real bastard.
I never thought she was pretty, but you are nearly crucified if you ever admit that out loud. People all go on about how she is such a beauty and blah blah blah. Ugh.
ANYA IS A MENTAL CASE WITH NO LIFE.
No way that first pic is for real. She looks like a tranny in the final stages of AIDS. Sorry, but true...I don't buy she looks THAT bad, but never liked the bitch so if she does HAH-HAH (or whatever that obnoxious laugh that made over trailer trash has that charms people for some reason...I mean, I can see the cock sucking lips, but everything else about the woman is simply irritating)@
Damn that bitch is fug, a true horse face if ever I saw one.
but homegirl looks like she's about to teach kindergarten
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I'm from Ga. Julia went to highschool at the same time I did, rep: slut who digged the tootsie roll, and nicknamed "hotpants".
She doesn't look as bad as Oprah does without her makeup. Are for you bitches saying she is ugly, Hah, post your pic with no face on.
Chick loved some black cock in highschool, was called "hotpants". That's all I know. She was a straight up ho. And she used to have hips ass and thighs, so, once she got rid of those and Denzel was done with her, she went back to white guys (camera men...)
this is off topic..but why is it that most of these celeb gossip websites are run by gays? I mean no disrespect. I like reading their humor and it's good escapism but I'm just curious as to why most gossip blog owners are gays...Perez, Michael K etc...any thoughts?
well i'm straight but i like the gossip. i think they're run by gays because gays like fashion and gossip.. like girls
neigh!
look at it this way peeps, julia is the reason people like jenifer aniston think they can be movie stars. sure she's not traditionally beautiful, but she's got personality that comes thru the screen. besides, she looks like she can get slurppy wit a tenbone and swallow with ease, and i bet she's good wit a switchblade too. oh yeah, she'll cut a bitch.....
YOWZA!
in that last pic, she looks like a crazy bag lady on the street.
I can't believe this woman managed to be engaged so many times and then steal a married man. She must have something we don't know about, because I look better when I first wake up than this.
Julies so cool; good disguise.
She can act.
quite often I run out not looking my best, but I sure as hell wouldn't if I was a celebrity....but she's probably well to the point of "F*** it"!
Come on people can't a person just be themselves? Why must you expect them to be "on" all the time and looking perfect?
WHAT?! She hit Denzel?! Oh Denzel. You should be ashamed.
Holy Appalachian mountain troll, Batman!
o.k. I never thought she was pretty, even close to being pretty. She had good hair back in the hooker movie days, but that's about it. She is gawky and is aging badly. She also is a SUCKY actress. Every movie she has been in is the same, boring, root for Julia chick flick. YAWN. She has THE most annoying, scary laugh and teeth. But she is worth gazillions. Go figure. My take on this: if you are a star, and you have enough money to feed the planet, you could at least comb your hair and put some make-up on. Otherwise, I don't want to see your ugly mug.
I think I remember reading an article where Denzel said he doesn't sleep with FARM ANIMALS.
If I had her money I'd never set foot in a grocery store.
Maybe it's her idea of fun?
Good for Julia... who the hell cares what she looks like.. shallow fucking people...
Oh, this must be one of those great hair styles she doesn't wash out for 2 weeks.
She's fug here, no doubt.
And I'm no Julia fan.
But occasionally, I run to the store looking like shit - unkempt, sans makeup.
Shouldn't we all get a pass now and then?
I think so.
this isn't about her wearing makeup or not.. face it, she's fug and there ain't a damn thing she can do about it
her face resembles lyle lovett, no wonder they were attracted to each other
Hell I may go to the grochery store in jeans and a teeshirt but at least I put on a little mascara.
Oh, this must be one of those great hair styles she doesn't wash out for 2 weeks.
Cubanita
I was thinking the same thing. She looks to be at the 11-12 day mark since her last shampoo!
Doncha know the Denzel rule? He bumps uglies with all his female co-stars (not sure about the males). That's why his wife finally had it. She probably got a NASTY STD from him (via Julia--made over road whore...)
julia with cave man voice: ugg....me want food...belly hungry...belly grumbles.
think I remember reading an article where Denzel said he doesn't sleep with FARM ANIMALS.
Melvin Gibsonberg aka Tang | 08.05.06 - 9:17 pm | #
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Except for one fairly pretty donkey who INSISTED he star in her oh so awful film with him...HA! Bitch got dumped like a bad burrito bought of a truck in Mexico City by a tourist. No wonder she's married to "the help"....Oh, I'm sorry he's a "talented artist"...of a camera man.
she is so GD homely. She's like amish.
She doesn't look as bad as Oprah does without her makeup. Are for you bitches saying she is ugly, Hah, post your pic with no face on.
clinton | 08.05.06 - 8:36 pm | #
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Clinton, you are soooo right about Oprah without make up (GASP!). What magic wand do her make up people weild, b/c bitch looks pretty good made up, and, f*ck Julia, give me some of *that Oprah make up* magic! I'd be one hot bitch! Ha!
"ugg...need tooth paste...brush large bright teeth"
dude, I am so offended by the kindergarten teacher remark. Us Kindergarten teachers are all little hotties!
Also, Julia looks pretty scary but I agree--she has lots o' dough so she is totally allowed to NOT get showered once in a while. Who cares???
hey tizzari , only the good gossip blogs are run by gays. it's true.
be glad her arm pits aren't showing!
I always thought she was ugly , but dam, her face could be on a box of rat poison, lol
She lookee likee her brother Eric Roberts only a shade more mannish.
Oh, and just a hint of asparagus!
she should be a zombie extra or something! she'd be all happy yelling "brains"!!!! and flash those pearly whites!
Forget teach. Homegirl looks like a man in drag! Not a very attractive man either -- a sort of aging, desperate one who hasn't gotten his lift yet.
As for kindergarten teachers, mine was 60 years old, fat.... and looked better than Julia does. For one thing, she didn't have that sour, wasted expression that Julia has whenever she's not grinning.
Tigerlilly, I always suspected that Denzil had the hog gene but now I'm intrigued. Tell me more - how do you know and who are the actresses he's done it with? And do you think he really did it with Julia? I hated it when he won his Oscar and she made it all about HER (and I quote "I love my life" she said when she ripped open the envelope). Now, I think the best example of how truly ugly she is was when she went head to head TWICE with Catherine Zeta Jones in America's Sweethearts and Oceans 12. Espeically in the latter movie, she looked terrible though I know she was pregnant but still, the contrast was striking.
if i'm ever horny enough to bang that, i'll just cut my dick off instead
She could play Andrea Yates in a Lifetime Original Movie.
damn they should've hired her to play in that charlize theron movie monster, they would have saved so much time in the make up department!
After I saw her in Mystic Pizza I would have eaten her shit.
Something I would never do for that south of the border coconut wannabe slut, Eva LongWhoria!!!
damn bitch is trailor park fabuloso lately jesus
I know she's not looking her best, but bitch can STILL can carry a movie and open number one. We ALL loved PRETTY WOMAN.
And MK, Shame on you for forgetting the "Kings" birthday, King Maddox that is! He's 5 years old today.
GO YANKEES 
I would love to mud wrestle with her. And when I say mud I am not talking about the mixture of dirt and water...If you know what I mean!!!
She looks like she should be shopping for ingredients to stock up her meth lab. Man, that is sad.
She could play Andrea Yates in a Lifetime Original Movie.
pats | Homepage | 08.05.06 - 10:34 pm | #
OUch!! Harsh - but true unfortunately. All she needs is the bald patch.
She does seem to be aging strangely lately. Maybe she's just stressed out and tired with twins. She seems like a pretty hands-on mother at least.
She always had a very original look, not cookie cutter movie star, and real screen presence. But she should stop straightening the hair - she would 1000 times better without makeup if she had her beautiful waves. That Japanese hair straightening looks very harsh on her angular features.
She could play Andrea Yates in a Lifetime Original Movie.
pats | Homepage | 08.05.06 - 10:34 pm | #
FAN-FUCKING-TASTIC!!!!!!!!
*Ennis gives Pats a cocktail for that one!!!!!!
Ugly as hell! She looks like a man, and not even a very good-looking man.
She could play Andrea Yates in a Lifetime Original Movie.
pats | Homepage | 08.05.06 - 10:34 pm | #
OUCH!
Andrea Yates has turned on up on Dlisted, quite a few times this past week. I don't know if that's a good thing or a bad thing.
GO YANKEES
raider fan...i love your avie!
her hair is freakin me out. She looks like Mick Jagger.
What's this thing about Denzel?
Julia looks really bad. Bad hair, face and clothes I can deal with but saggy tits really gets to me. She really need a boob job.
I'd like to see what y'all look like after taking care of twins 24/7. Having 3 in regular intervals is hard enough. And how about some props to JR for doing her shopping herself?
she looks like shit here, but she was beautiful in "my best friend's wedding"
that anya comment is funny as hell in a grade eight kinda way, I laughed
mango pie,
the thing about Denzel is that she took on the role of cheerleader for his role in "Training Day," saying that he was the best actor of his generation and he hadn't won an Oscar for Best Actor yet. he's had many better performances yet his movies always had some political issue; Malcom X, about a radical muslim, directed by a loudmouth new york based black dude going against jewish dominated Hollywood;
Hurricane, about a falsely accused convict that who's real life opponents vocally objected to the convict's portrayal in said movie.
then consider Denzel went up against Al Pacino, who was WAY overdue and he lost to Kevin Spacey, who was on a roll and popular in Hollywood. so when she said "i love my life" it's cause she campaigned for him and his winning validated her clout in the bizz.....oh, and she prolly fucked him on the set of Pelican Brief. i know for a fact Denzel's wife cain't stand the bitch...
She looks like she must be a joy to be around..........miserable bitch
raider fan...i love your avie!
Ennis Del Mar | 08.05.06 - 11:50 pm |
Thanks! 
GO YANKEES
She looks like Pete Burns in that first one.
Julia doesn't give a damm how she looks right now, when she shops for her foodstuffs. Her life is making her happier than ever with her boy-girl twins, husband who loves her and she still got a top screen career..2 bad she bombed on Broadway but she's not looking back and she's got all those homes all over the place with her gazillions of bucks!
Anonymous 12:48 am:
Your post exudes too much positivity and happiness. What kind of happy pills have you been taking, and where can I get some?! LOL
damn...! lol. she looks nasty! eww. celebrities are fugly!
I love that Julia Roberts is "keeping it real" by shopping with a cart, a list, and a frumpy outfit. Let's not forget that if she were all "dolled-up" and posing for photographers, we would call her a poser and publicity hound. Goodness, you can't win in this town.
kbs | 08.05.06 - 7:59 pm | #
You pretty much posted what I was going to say. I guess when you go grocery shopping you're supposed to be in full makeup and designer clothing.
walkamile: I highly doubt that Julia takes care of 2 kids 24/7. She has nannies to help her, so there's no excuse for going in public without even brushing her hair like that. And I know several people who have twins plus other kids and no staff and they manage to brush their hair and look decent when they leave their house.
Good Lord! Even with make-up she's fug.
I guess the idea is if you don't pay a ticket to see Julia, then what's the point of looking presentable?
I know she's not looking her best, but bitch can STILL can carry a movie and open number one. We ALL loved PRETTY WOMAN.
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She can still carry a movie? I must have missed that - and Pretty Woman was, what, 20 years ago?
I hated Pretty Woman. First of all, it was such a stupid storyline, and second, she has a horse's face. It should have been called "Pretty Horsey"
haha. This is what I see, too, when I see a picture of her.
http://www.thebestpageintheunive...t/c.cgi?
u=julia
She can still carry a movie? I must have missed that - and Pretty Woman was, what, 20 years ago?
Witchy Woman | 08.06.06 - 1:07 am | #
NOTTING HILL
MY BEST FRIENDS WEDDING
ERIN BROKOVICH
AMERICA'S SWEETHEARTS
Those were just some of her HITS.
Yes, PRETTY WOMAN was 20 years ago, but I still enjoy watching that movie.
GO YANKEES
I forgot STEPMOM. And BTW, PRETTY WOMAN came out 16 years ago.......
GO YANKEES
All of those movies sucked, IMO. They all have the same basic, boring storylines. I don't answer my phone when a movie comes out with her in it because I know it's all of my friends p.m.s'ing and all hormonal needing to see one of her stupid movies. ugh.
Yeah, they were hits. Unfortunately none of them were good.
She is the reason for all of the wars in the world.
I like her a lot
It's a man, baby!!
Whoever said she was gawky is dead right! She has always been kind of gawky and manly. Not attractive and not a good actress. How did this mess get an Oscar anyway?? Not that winning an oscar means shit. Ever since Cher won one, it doesn't mean shit anymore.
Oh and i hate being all PC and shit but the kindergarten teacher comment was not accurate or funny. But anybody can have an off day, mk.
Julia looks more like she is heading to the gym and to the barn for some hay afterward.
She looks worse than a 2 bit ho strung out on ice.
STILL carry a movie ! None of those are recent.
HEY, WHY CANT SHE JUST GO SHOPPING AND BE LEFT ALONE? AS LONG AS SHE LOOKS GOOD WHILE SHE'S AT WORK WHO CARES? EVEN THOUGH THEY MAKE ALOT MORE MONEY THAN WE ALL DO,,ITS STILL JUST WORK.AT THE END OF THE DAY SHE'S A MOM.
She still cleans up good.. One of these days we will get it.. and let it go. Most stars don't give a care when they are not working, or they are color blind, slobs and like the homeless/hobo, hippie look they assume.
She was never a beauty
Wow!! | 08.05.06 - 7:47 pm | #
Finally! The truth.
Oh honey, MK. You must not know. Kindie teachers nowdays? Are HOTT. I mean h-o-t-t, HOTT.
They're always dressed really awesome, great hair and nails, nice pedicures, GREAT handbags and shoes.
No shit. They're young and hot and fashionable AND get down on the floor to read the kiddies a story.
But Julia? In these pictures? Is REALLY making me feel good about myself. She's just a bit older than me, but damn, I look WAY WAY better than that with no makeup on. I have never scared anyone or looked like a bag lady or like I have a terminal illess or my face is melting.
I mean, I like Julia Roberts well enough (on-screen and off) but c'mon...
She looks great
Love that she has a 6pak of Sierra Nevada Pale Ale in her cart. That's one quality beer and also happens to be my favorite Go Julia.
mariah pics on perez and http://wouldyoublogme.blogspot.com/ and probably others.
She really needs help.
She has Sierra Nevada Pale Ale? You go, girl!
The one thing that redeems her in my eyes...I could really care less how she looks when shopping; what bugs me is the fact that she gets raves as a great actress. Please, as someone else pointed out, she plays the same damn role again and again, or rather, she plays it the same way. Same dorky smile, same dorky reactions...add a push-up bra, heels, a cheap dye job, and you have Erin Brokovitch...for this, she won an Academy Award?? Jeezus, the other nominees were robbed. But this is the same Academy that gave an award to that goddess of mediocre television acting, Helen Hunt, for her role in a crappy Lifetime-type movie ("As Good as It Gets").
Anastasia | 08.06.06 - 2:12 am | #
You were right on target. I'm a kindie teacher and am very pretty. I don't always use makeup, but when I'm bare, have a pretty glow, clean hair and love my freckles. I laugh when someone posted "lets see what you look like without your face on" because I get called adorable without makeup all the time.
I would see a doc ASAP if I woke up looking like her. She looks sickly.
BTW, I want to let you ho's know I took lots of shit back in the day for saying Julia was ugly. I knew it then...and ya'll just finding out for yourselves.
*pouts*
Man she looks terminal. I'm naturally pale but I hope I've never looked like that.
That last picture is Hilary Swank in 5 years.
I really, really dislike this fugly man-bitch. I hope her kids write hate books about her while she lives. I really, really do.
God her hair is fucking fried.
She looks terrible, and I would never step out of the house looking like that, but at least she is not a famewhore like most of "new" Hollywood.
i see someone finally mentioned the fried hair...sorry, but i don't wear make-up on my days off, but i certainly would not walk around with THREE INCHES OF SPLIT ENDS!
also, she's been hitting the botox pretty hard. that's probably what's making her face look so weird...the forehead is tight whilst the lower face heads south.
i hope photos like this will make those 'regular' gals out there realize even more that these 'beautiful' celebrities don't look so perfect without hours of top-notch make-up and hair. and bra and butt inserts.
i've never understood her appeal. and i never even liked 'pretty woman.'
OH DEAR GOD!!!!!!!!
gays make successful bloggers because they have the best gaydar and they can make fun of everyone without being called sexist, racist, homophobic, etc.
peace pipe | Homepage | 08.05.06 - 7:56 pm | #
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which means, ultimately, that gay bloggers are not intimidating to those who read them.
a lot of their readers are straight females who aren't allowed to be 'bitchy' because straight females are scary who are 'bitchy' even when they're funny. it's a backlash. Joan Rivers was Queen Bitch for making the same comments as a Mr. Blackstone. If Blackstone makes the same comments as Joan Rivers, is he held to the same 'evil meanie standard' Rivers is? How is that? I think gays combine male authority with female authority, and get away with it.
So gays are substitute women, for women. And the rest of their readers are shallow fags. yes, i said it: 'shallow fags'. Or maybe I'm just burned out on all the nasty comments towards real women's bodies made by gay men. It doesn't matter if a man is straight, gay, bisexual..... and yet maybe it does. The only men who are truly pushing the anorexic 11 year old model of female beauty are GAYS. And a certain breed of caucasian. When a straight man does it, he's trying to control a woman. The straight man gets damned for it. So what does it mean when a gay man does the same? And why should a gay man be praised for engaging in activity which destroys another, an activity which gets a straight man damned?
It can't just be because, not only do gays combine male and female authority, but they are rendered non-intimidating in doing so, is it?
MK should damn Julia Roberts for looking a hot mess when she intends to look the gorgeousness.... as Perez (shockingly) is properly doing to Mariah for allowing her album cover to utterly misrepresent her (to me) perfectly fine female body. It's wrong to damn somebody just for heading out the door to go to the supermarket. She's not at her job. She's not trying to glam it up. She's just being herself. Why the fuck can't a woman be herself for half an hour out of the damn day? Why must a woman always play a role?
Why must a woman always tranny it up -- be someone she's not for the sexual pleasure and attention of men -- for these SHALLOW FAGS like Michael K?
Sometimes a woman doesn't want that attention. She's not doing it for men. She's being herself for herself. These SHALLOW FAGS need to get off that shit and stop damning women for looking like women instead of fantasy pump toys like the transsexuals they wish they were.
You go, Julia. Be yourself. And by the way, would it be ok if I replaced 'school teacher' with 'Jew' this week?
Julie always looks like she needs a bath. I think she's dirty and smells.
I can just see the guy in the last picture going "DAMN".
It looks like she fell on the sidewalk and seriously jacked up her face (and left the bubble gum and McD's wrapper in her hair).
She looks horrible. Funny thing is, she usually looks pretty bad all done up too. Not quite like this, but there's something unsettling about someone who is not hot that is photographed like she is (Sarah Jessica Parker for instance).
No way, Kindergarten teachers are cute! Give me a break! Her face freaks me out anymore. Her mouth is something out of a Sci-Fi movie!
She looks like a Simpson in that first picture. Which is not a compliment to a Simpson.
didn't she steal someone's husband?
Yes, she is a home wrecking bitch
She looks more like a home-schooler, MK.
With that Anya comment, that celebrity baby site went downhill ages ago not really posting any pictures, just being a linktard, and not allowing any snark whatsoever. Her site's lame and she does take gossip from everyone else, Lame-O. I also don't need to see breastfeeding pics.
Nita | 08.06.06 - 9:57 am | #
Jesus, Nita. Bhagavad Gita, much? Do you just cut and paste from somebody's blog or do you actually sit there and type all that crap. You do realize nobody reads it, right?
Julia Roberts stole another woman's hubby - she's obviously seriously insecure with herself to wear a home-made t-shirt degrading Danny's wife Vera at the time because she was stalling with the divorce.
The t-shirt said, "A Low Vera"
So funny how "America's Sweetheart" who makes 20 million a movie felt the urge to pubicly humilate even further the wife of the husband she stole....Julia has no self-esteem, no class and is no different then Paris Hilton in the ho department.
She's losing her looks but so do many men and women at her age. SJP is another one who used to be cute but is starting to look like she has a hairy wart on her chin and rides a broom. It happens and people can't help it. Either they get fug naturally or they get fug by overdoing plastic surgery. I used to be really pretty but now I scare myself sometimes when I see my reflection in the mirror (I'm 52 and never had plastic surgery.)
I'm happier to see Julia fug and grocery shopping than to hear her horselaugh on TV or in the movies or listen to her annoying rants on awards shows. She seriously is deluded about her talent and I thought her husband-stealing was shameful. I'll also never forgive the bitch for breaking Lyle Lovett's heart.
Cover Girl? How much can Cover Girl do for this type of situation? There is no making this disaster easy, breezy, or beautiful. Nah ah.
What she needs is a paper bag on her head. Too bad she chose plastic. Well, I guess a plastic bag on the head would work too, but I don't want to see her dead, or anything. Ugly people deserve to live too!
I agree about the botox, she's definitely using it although not as bad as Kevin Smith's wife who was Emma in Clerks II. I saw that last night and thought good God, lay off on the botox. She didn't look at all angry when she was angry.
look, the woman is not in some grand premiere or something. she's buying groceries, probably in new mexico or something hillbilly. she's allowed to look homely. i'm glad that it's clear she hasn't gotten any surgery yet although i think she should like kidman and shit. do some botox, julia!! you're the only one in hollywood who isn't getting any. do it now!! ah well, she doesn't give a fuck. i kind of like that but still, go make some movies and be pretty again. put on some make up!! ah who cares.
I'm glad someone brought up her hair, too. Seriously, all that money and your hair is fucking fried? I don't have a fraction of money Roberts does, but my hair hasn't EVER been that fried. It's cut and professionally colored every six weeks and every second or third time, my highlights are re-done. Yeah, I spend money on my hair, but it looks fantastic and healthy. (It's naturally thick, which also helps.)
But please. Take some of those millions and take care of your fucking hair, girlfriend. Stop doing to it whatever you're doing. Get some health in that shit.
i'm just posting this link to a pic of julia lookin cute. proof that she can choose not to look like a witch.
http://img.timeinc.net/people/i/
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I wonder if Danny is missing his ex about now...?
Well I for one, totally respect her for being a good mother and not hiring somebody else to do all her dirty work.
She is the bomb!
jezus louizes
the vitriol you people spew towards this woman is scary, so elaborate and specific. scary. she's just a woman, living her life, buying groceries. she looks normal and she's aging the way she wants to. who gives a shit?
Her hair looks like a cat or rat has been gnawing on it. No kindergarten teacher I know looks that bad. Man, I feel good about myself now. I look great when I go to the grocery store.
Personally I never found her attractive to start with. Just like so many celebs they can look good when someone spends the time and money but too often they are caught out having not spent either and we wonder what makes them so special? It sure as Hell ain't their looks.
Jesus, Nita. Bhagavad Gita, much? Do you just cut and paste from somebody's blog or do you actually sit there and type all that crap. You do realize nobody reads it, right?
vlcupper | Homepage | 08.06.06 - 11:29 am | #
Seriously!!
come on.. SJP doesn't look 1 millionth this shitty.. i think she's rather cute in fact
we have a right to criticize her. bitch got rich not from having any acting talent, but being "hot" and SHE'S NOT. and now she's uglier than ever. ughh i hate you julia!!!!
She looks more like a home-schooler, MK.
Noni | 08.06.06 - 11:08 am | #
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Hysterical!
As for the kindergarten comment, I think MK is just playing around with the stereotype. I'm sure all of you *actual* kindie teachers are quite beautiful! It reminds me of the teacher in Billy Madison that smears herself with paste when the kids are at recess...
I wonder if she'll later be an unhappy, loveless fag bitching about other people's clothing or if she'll continue to be a celebrated beauty and incredibly wealthy and beloved movie icon? Curious.
I thought that the sphincter was the source of all love, too. Oh well.
Disagreeing, so what if she has on zero makeup, ever see yourself or other stars without any makeup?? She has a nanny for when she and hubby go out, but she's a 100% hands on mother, and does the food shopping and laundry, etc, this is documented. She is a Alist star because unlike the other actresses who are always on page 6, she isn't, so people, including myself look forward to her movies. she's a GREAT actress, no beauty, but damn well pretty when madeup, so get real! She's a natural woman, she came from zero money and I think to this day never forgot it. Kudos to Julia, for not dressing like a bimbo (Jessica), or a slut (the list goes on and on) or being fake. She's the real deal. Bravo.
Disagreeing, so what if she has on zero makeup, ever see yourself or other stars without any makeup??
makeup is the least of her worries... her face looks like skeletor:
http://www.franklangella.net/gal...s/
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I just read JULIA, excellent bio. She lost her dad at such a young age and to this day said she treasures a letter he wrote her, and reads to this day & it has a 'different meaning' each time. She's natural, so what - she's shopping for food, why should she doll up? She is always natural and I guess don't care how she photos. Ever see the stars her each with those freakish new lips? or new faces? She won't follow the 'stay forever' crowd, good for her. And she sure looks damn good on the read carpet. She has her priorites in order, that's for sure. I like how she's always in comfie shoes. And she doesn't get 20mil a pic for nothing. Julia Roberts will always be a Pretty Woman, no matter how she looks when buying groceries.
interesting how only women are defending her looks...
Won't follow the "forever" crowd? The moment she decides she hates being anonymous, she'll drop the kids, have everything lifted, divorce the husband and run back to Hollywood. Demi Moore did it, remember?
Not sure why people are defending her. She's not kinder, more talented, or more intelligent than other Hollywooders, and she's much less attractive than many of them. Her sob history is much less than that of other actors.
So what exactly is the reason for passionately defending her? She's a featherweight who inexplicably became a heavyweight.
"Seven", I highly doubt you'll EVER see this woman dropping those beloved twins, leaving Danny OR ever, getting facelifts. I read a lot on her, she likes being natural, and 'hopes' to age gracefully. I defend her simply because she's an excellent actress and has the Oscar and tons of other award to prove that. You can have all the hollywood bimbo's, she's real, and I like that, even with her millions, she's real. Instyle did a photo op on her last year, her kitchen in Taos was filled with baby stuff, a real homey, country looking place, and she was had on a tint of makeup and gloss, and after seeing all the bimbos, I like that, end of story.
interesting how only women are defending her looks...
celebrity hater | 08.06.06 - 2:06 pm |
Because men don't know shit about women's grooming?? AND because women actually dress for themselves and not to attract the attention of men??
Hey, no many stars can light up a screen like JR with her smile. Throw in her southern voice, and well, she's a presence. Think of who we have today, Jessica Simpson (puke!), there aren't many that really can make one want to see their movie. Julia is the exception. who cares how she looks shopping, she sure doesn't. See the crowds who went to see her on Broadway? That's the Julia people love, this this her private life, and she sure knows, the difference.
I love the way she does her own shopping. I hear she loves Walmart.
Go girl save your money.
Frida.... you read my mind. I am too and I'm DEFINITELY not going to look like that.
I thought she was pretty back in the Pretty Woman Days. I'm a sucker for unconventional beauty... I hate that girls have to have a certain look to be considered beautiful by society. And I guess I have a soft spot for her because I'm from Georgia too and am freakishly tall, like her.
She just looks like a regular person here.
*days... taking my hung over ass back to bed now.
Oh my God she has twins and goes to the market without makeup on and her Louis Vuitton bag,dolce&gabbana outfits and Laboutin shoes.What a fucking loser.
Jesus people,she looks like every other Mother out there taking care of their family,she does what she wants-good for her.
Maybe we need to be as comfortable in our own skin as Julia.
she's not looking her best. she is probably too thin. and her face is sinking, part of aging. some people sink and some people get wrinkles. her face is getting thinner. but i saw her in broadway and she signed some autographs and she looked good. she even looked like the moviestar that she is or was. she's my age, 38. she's not a teen anymore so be more forgiving, people. one day, you will age too.
oh my new album is coming out this august 8!!! go get it.
www.ninagordon.com
-might not be nina gordon..
AND because women actually dress for themselves and not to attract the attention of men??
not true. girls wear clothes that accentuate their tummies, butts and boobs for themselves? i think not.
you know that book wasn't called julia, it was called skeletor
nina gordon is hot.. and a great singer..
maybe she just doesn't care to get all red carpeted up to got to the albertsons. at least she goes to the damn grocery store herself instead of sending some servant and spending all her time in shops on robertson and lunching at the ivy.
that said, i hate any woman who will fuck another woman's husband. for life.
Oh Gawd people. How do you all know she is "the real deal." Do you know her? Do you live with her? NO ONE in Hollywood is "the real deal" or knows what it's like to be normal. Not wearing any make-up doesn't make you a "real" Hollywood star. It just means you were lazy that day. Even people who don't have money look better than this hag when they go to the toilet. She SHOULD take care of herself. All she has to do is pick up a freakin' comb for god sakes. And what makes her so special for taking care of her own kids? Is that a new trend or something? Geesh. Am I supposed to be impressed that she only has two nanny's and two maids? Trillions of women work AND take care of their kids, clean their homes, etc. without NEARLY the means she has. Give me a break. She is NOTHING special.
not true. girls wear clothes that accentuate their tummies, butts and boobs for themselves? i think not.
But then we get slammed the way Julia Roberts is if we dress like normal people, without all the makeup and shit, so we just can't win. And for the recordm I certainly don't dress to attract the attention of men, but I'm sure you weren't including all women in your statement.
She was sexy (not pretty) once, in 'Mystic Pizza.'
And that's it.
Word is she's a raging bitch too.
She should play a junkie. She wouldn't have to spend one second in make-up.
Melvin Gibsonberg aka Tang | 08.06.06 - 4:04 pm | #
Agree 100%. I cannot believe there are people out there who consider this trick to be a "great" or "excellent" actress. WTF?
Meryl Streep, Julianne Moore, Cate Blanchett, Juliette Binoche, Emily Watson, Catherine Deneuve, Susan Sarandon, Isabelle Huppert , Laura Linney and Frances McDormand are all excellent actresses.
Julia is a very average actress with little range. Her success, including her totally undeserved Oscar, is due to her popularity with Hollywood's movers and shakers and their obsession with foisting the mediocre and ordinary upon the public.
She could play Andrea Yates in a Lifetime Original Movie.
pats | Homepage | 08.05.06 - 10:34 pm | #
HOLY CRAP- you are right
Geez...I wanted to defend Julia but that first picture was like looking at a mummy unwrapped.
TELL ME SHE DOESN'T LOOK HALF MONKEY, HALF DUCK - tell me!!
I feel so torn because I've hated so many things about her for years. She is selfish (steals men), vain and an egomaniac who craves adulation. And yet...she is loyal. politically aware, donates to animal shelters and cares about protecting the environment. She is also very laidback. A down home girl who can live in a fancy hotel or small apartment. I'd like to see Maniston downgrade without being repulsed. Julia can do that. And I think she had become a very talented actress. For now I don't believe the botox claim.
goop goobely goop...hot ass mess
Poor Julia, what happened , did the twins keep you up all night, Im a Julia Roberts fan, but she looks like s--t in these pictures..surely she knows someone is gonna recognise her out in the world, she could at least try to look half way decent.
Roberts is a classic example of a FUGLY person who can be made up to look beautiful. Gwenith Paltrow is another.
I too, must step forward to defend kindergarden teachers. I'm not one, but in my experience they look better than this.
Ok come on, people. Some of you are acting like her only choice is going out all red carpet ready or looking like this hot mess.
There IS a world in between, you know. It's called wash your hair and take care of it, put on a bit of moisturizer for crying out loud, wear a bra. I'm not asking that she have full makeup on, just that it looks like she's bathed in the last week. Geez.
It's BASIC stuff. It's stuff people do every day, all the time. And yet these people with millions of dollars can't go out without looking like they just went dumpster diving for their dinner and stink to high heaven. Come on, give me a break!
I hope there's some two in one shampoo and deep conditioner in that cart.
Since she's now a big environmental spokesperson, why is she using plastic?
that store looks like the whole foods in chelsea on 6th ave in new york.
i've seen julia roberts in person.
( in the flat iron district, in new york)
she's scary looking in person.
she has a pale, sallow complexion with grey undertones.
also, she is big boned, not fat but awkward looking.
her brother eric got the looks and the talent in that family.
" was most amazed that she had fresh new dick all the time and no one was outraged....
letinstar | 08.05.06 - 7:55 pm | #"
excluding her fiances, who dumped her ass.
.. that's one reason to admire this broad- she aint shy when it comes to selecting a mate.
aon, she is not "real." Believe me. Just because she goes through a few of the motions (like holding her kids more than once) and shopping does not make her admirable, talented, or REAL.
Her PR people push the idea that she is "real," because that is the image people want to hear about in Hollywood moms. And, of course, it doesn't hurt that she hasn't made a movie in who-knows-how-long -- that adds to the image. If anyone is no longer prominent in Hollywood, they are supposedly just too "real" for it.
The only reason she has the Oscar is because of a push-up bra, not because she's an excellent actress. Which she isn't, as her "serious" roles show. And by all accounts she is pushy, domineering and generally unpleasant -- the marks of a typical Hollywood person.
YOu know that being a mom is hard work and wearing comfortable clothes is more important that really looking fabulous all of the time.
Now, I know she has nannies, but seriously, I think it's great when celebs go out as themselves and not always like they had to get their hairdresser and make-up artist over every dang day.
you people are so vicious.
she is at the fucking market for gods sake.
when you have 80 million in the bank you can dress however the hell you please.
oh she is mean and not nice....guess what?so are you,you bunch of holier than thou assholes.
and dont bother cussin at me,I dont care...you know you are all mindless twats on a sunday night ripping on a movie star with no makeup on at the grocery store.ouch.
how do you look going to wal-mart?
HOW DARE this Mother of 2 go to the market without make up on!
BITCH!
HOW DARE this Mother of 2 go to the market without make up on!
BITCH!
Z | 08.06.06 - 9:31 pm |
I know. It makes her a horrible person and totally justifies all this ridicule. How dare she go shopping, minding her own business while paprazzi take pictures of her for us to judge her!
I won't lie---I look like shyte going to Target. And if I had a Wal Mart near me, I'd look like shyte going there too. Thanks for asking.
However, I would at least not look like the crystal meth-addicted spawn of My Friend Flicka, and Buffalo Bill from The Silence of the Lambs.
Anyway, that's not the point.
The point is, that Julie Fiona Roberts is a Hollywood movie star. I don't give a shit if she's the mother of two. Her job is to be a movie star, goddamnit! Her job is to preserve the illusion of glamour. Why the hell else does she get millions of dollars for horse-chortling her way through every movie?
If she were a regular actor, or just a regular, average person, she would not be getting all that bank. (And we wouldn't give a shit enough about her to talk trash about her.) But she's a MOVIE STAR. With, like, a bajillion dollars so, here's what I have to say to Mrs. Moder: Run a comb through your mane and put your game face on, bitch! It's the least you can do for all the attention we lavish upon your equine mug!
Also, complaining about mean comments towards celebs on a celeb-bashing blog is a little bit, retarded, dontcha think? Do you also frequent the Jesus blogs and complain that everyone's being too preachy? Or the KKK blogs and complain that everyone's being too racist? Or the fashion blogs and complain that everyone's being too shallow? Or the gay blogs and complain that everyone's being too homosexual? Wtf?
And what makes her so special for taking care of her own kids? Is that a new trend or something? Geesh. Am I supposed to be impressed that she only has two nanny's and two maids? Trillions of women work AND take care of their kids, clean their homes, etc. without NEARLY the means she has. Give me a break. She is NOTHING special.
THANK YOU!!
well i don't think women need to get all dolled up or always wear makeup, i like natural, casual girls just fine. but you know.. even us a guys make an attempt to look presentable. looks like julia has "let herself go."
I'm surprised how many actresses and singers have bad hair. I think staying out of the salon as much as one can is a good thing. Chemical services are where salons make their money, but chemicals fry hair.
Miso-
This isnt the 1940's where movie stahs were under contract to studios and HAD to look like red carpet vixens every time they went out.
The truth is-Julia is aging,she has a family with 2 babies and she is plain old tired and yes,tired looking.
I could care less about her but the comments on her appearance are down right....retarded?
She isnt a beautiful woman,and when you obviously grow up and have a family and all the resposibilities that go with it,I hope you can get your ass in the shower,blow dry your hair,put make up on,your diamond baubles and designer clothes,shoes and bag.....go for your mani/pedi & waxing then trot off to Whole Foods and spend a paycheck on organic food and soaps...then take the kiddies to a playdate AND have a meal on the table for Daddy when he comes home AND do that shit again the next day.
Makeup with twins?She can barely take a shit by herself.
she is at Whole Foods-----
nobody wears make up there!
Melvin Gibsonberg aka Tang | 08.06.06 - 4:04 pm | #
~and~
Anastasia | 08.06.06 - 7:14 pm | #
Very well said, you two. Amen!
Chick loved some black cock in highschool, was called "hotpants". That's all I know. She was a straight up ho. And she used to have hips ass and thighs, so, once she got rid of those and Denzel was done with her, she went back to white guys (camera men...)
Tigerlilly | 08.05.06 - 8:38 pm | #
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First movie I ever saw her in..."Mystic Pizza" girl had a FAT ass! Lost it when her career took off.
Look at her nappy ass hair. Nasty. Sure this hasn't been photoshopped?
There are thousands, if not millions, of women who have 2+ children with ALOT FEWER RESOURCES than Julie Roberts but they manage to at least wash their hair, run a comb through it and look at least halfway decent when they leave the house.
Since she's now a big environmental spokesperson, why is she using plastic?
Witchy Woman | 08.06.06 - 7:17 pm | #
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Because, as with many celebrities with a cause (Barbara Streisand, Robert Kennedy, Al Gore for example) what's important is that YOU change your lifestyle to conserve, etc. They don't practice what they preach because they are better than the great unwashed masses. Although I must say it appears that Julia's groceries are primarily in cloth bags.
WOW! What the hell are you talking about? I go to the supermarket in sweatpants, flip flops, and greasy hair now. That's what I meant by my looking like 'shyte'. Why would you hope that I'd do any better when I grow up and have kids? When I grow up and have kids it'll probably be vomit-stained sweatpants, flip flops, greasy hair, and extra bags under my eyes.
I think you, and some of the other pissed off mommies here, are personalizing the JR comments. No one's saying that working or stay-at-home moms have to blow dry their hair, get mani/pedicured, put on their diamond baubles, and put on their haute couture to go to the market. I would never make fun of the average working mother looking like...the average working mother.
We're just saying that Julia Roberts should try to look a little less scarier than Medusa. Because she's Julia Roberts.
And do you really expect people to be kind, gentle, and GROWN UP on a celebrity gossip blog named 'Dlisted' whose tagline is 'Sex, Drugs & Gossip'? If we can't make vicious comments about celebrities on an anonymous internet forum, than where can we?
Wait. Unless, you're, like, an actual friend of Julia's. Or someone in her entourage? Let me know if you are. Cause then I'ma go bragging tomorrow that I got in a fight with Julis Roberts's peeps!
kelly: Every celebrity claims to be hands-on, and they also claim to only leave their kids with nannies when they have to go out for some reason. And I'm betting about 0% of them are telling the truth. Speaking as a former nanny I can tell you that everyone I know who has a nanny lies about the amount of time the nanny really spends with their child.
she is at Whole Foods-----
nobody wears make up there!
Tushkin | 08.06.06 - 11:42 pm | #
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ABSOLUTELY!!!!!! Nor do they shave or shower or use deodo! There are some scary freaks wondering the isles of Whole Foods!!!!!!!!!!
I can't believe this chick who looks like she's had her fucken lips stomped on by a horse used to screw Benjamin Bratt, no justice I tell you.
Nita | 08.06.06 - 9:57 am | #
Nita, I know people are overlooking what you said because scarily, it's too close for comfort.
You make a GREAT point, but no one here will admit it, because the majority of the readers/posters here are 1. fags or 2. fag hags.
The homosexual dominance in the model/acting/entertainment industry has a huge impact on the way we view women..... gays create the "look" of young girls who look like boys- ever see a fag promote a woman with curves? They want the world to look adrogynous and little child-like....
There have been books on this issue but I want you to know that I, for one, enjoyed your take on it. The idea that gays use the male power but also want the woman acceptance is very strong. They can also be seen as victims of bigotry, so many times, people blindly follow their attitudes, not realizing they have no idea how a straight woman should act, talk, dress, behave, etc.
Their own sex-fueled fantasies are nothing more than Amanda Lepore wanna-be's. And you know that bitch looks like hell warmed over.
It's not about using make up or not.
You can wear a pair of jeans and a white shirt and look OK.
But Julia looks like a mess.
She looks like cleaning toilets, not all day but also all night, without taking sleep.
i don't see anything that wrong with her face but her hair, jesus!! fix it, lady.
I also saw her in her broadway turn, signing autographs. My girl wanted one and she looked good, nothin' special but she looked good for a lady nearin' her forties. This picture though is not hot. She really needs to be seen in another movie soon to erase the memory of this horrid grocery adventure.
I thought that was Steven Tyler in drag!!!
proving once again that these so called celebrity beauties are not so
beautiful without the help of a team
of stylist/hair makeup ect,, oh yea
and airbrusing and photoshop.
http://img171.imageshack.us/
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new photo of julia.
oh what a difference a comb makes.
I think what is shocking is how 'not pretty' she looks without make up.
Otherwise,shopping at Whole Foods ....most people look like that there.Sorry its true,and oh yeah that cart full of groceries prob cost about 300 bucks.
What is so surprising that she looks rough without makeup at her age.
Lights,camera,action !!!!
this is every day life.she is ugly.that is all.
I LOVE that Julia Roberts is doing her own grocery shopping! She & I have so much in common.
Come on guys, she's human...those pics we see in magazines & the images onscreen are all enhancements. Nobody looks like that...it's just a pity that people, esp young girls,compare themselves unfavorably to such unattainable, and manufactured images.
Is she pregant again .. she looks a little "girthy"
And .. she looks like a man. A strung out hippy man from, like, Apple Valley ..
If anybody runs into her, tell her I get a good deal on bags!!
I respect her a whole lot more than I used to after seeing that she can do her own shopping and be a real person. And beyond that doesn't have to impress anyone else.
She looks like Nick Nolte in his mug-shot!
Ugly bi-a-tch!
cut the woman some slack, she's, like, 40, she just squeezed out a couple of twins not too long ago, and she's knocked up again.
i use to be 1 fan of hers but since she stole the husband thing she changed a lot sh's always like my husband this and my husband that and i don't know if you guys noticed but she didn't make good movie since then i guess and then came those ugly baby names oooh why ooo why does our julia has to go that way
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