she might be a straight up skank, but those pictures are hot as fuck
I love that first pic - her dress is FIERCE. Anyone know who makes it?
holy photoshop!
also -- her cosmetics/personal care line, dessert, is on drastic markdown at TJ Maxx. very classy.
and she won't even wear her own ugly-ass jeans.
I think Jessica is beautiful and very sexy, and you shouldnt be so jealous
she looks like an oompa loompa
She really truly looks dumb.
She also has her own line of wigs. WIGS! Yes, you read that correctly.... I think it is strange.
Jessica has a kick-ass rack, that's for sure!
That she is so totally photoshopped! There are pics floating around of her looking like an absolute cow in a black potatoe sack. Bitch needs to snort some rails with Blohan so they can OD together.
Those are some big feet. Gunboats.
I'll bet her dirt star tastes like tanning lotion.
that look is so played out. That sex kitten hair, smokey eyes, pale lips, perma tan. She's no bardot!
Yeah short stubby legs, long Fred Flinstone torso, fried hair, and orange skin.....SO SEXXXXY!
Maybe YOU don't think she's sexy, but I bet Daddy Joe does. And isn't he her true marketing guru?
These are the best pictures of Jessica Simpson I have ever seen. She looks incredible.
Not interested in this fool at all, but I have to have that first outfit. Wow.
Jessica is the MOST beautiful woman in the world. Nobody compares.
If she wasn't a star (& a few inches taller), she would have been Ms. Universe.
YOU JEALOUS BITCHES!! ALL OF YOU!!!
You are all haters.
Those pictures are hot, but she has that same dumb look on her face.
She looks soooo sexy and beautiful in those pics!!! Here outfit in that first pic is gorgeous. Dont know where your coming frome there. Jealous much?
Love the dress Ms Chestica is wearing but damn, the face is killin' me here.
She's not my favorite, but DAYUM, she looks totally hot, esp in second pic!
Good Morning!! I have been out and came back to a very, very distressing e from MizRo. Her brother was killed in a tragic motorcycle accident Friday night. Please, if you are a prayer, say one for her and her family. 
Now SHE is a hatchet face! WIth that bird beak MK
I love the fact that her father is probably going to make sure she wears the bras that shes "designing." I put that in quotes because I am a fashion designer and I hate celebrities that think since they have money, they can design. Shut the fuck up Chestica and go home to daddy...
I have no problem admitting that most celebrities are prettier than I am. I'm not one of those people who just calls everyone an ugly slut to cover up the fact that I'm an ugly slut. That being said, Jessica Simpson's face is disturbingly simian and I truly do not think she is attractive at all. In fact, her face is proof we evolved from apes.
Her skin is so photoshopped that she almost looks like an animated character to me.
Her face scares me and I don't think there's anything sexy about being a virgin on your wedding night. That was just lame.
Wow. PHOTOSHOP anyone?!
Motorcycles are extremely dangerous and ONLY idiots ride them.
Ok, so she looks hot as hell in these pictures. But, lets consider the facts that A) they are airbrushed to hell and B) have you seen her without make-up?
I love how some people here are getting all hysterical in defending this Orangina skank even going as far as putting all caps to show that they are yelling, love it.
Photoshop becomes her.
I would like to comment on the fact that her feet are huge in comparison to the rest of her body (ie CLOWN FEET).
She's fallen, and she can't remeber which way is up!
Seriously though, please send good vibes to MizRo. :-(
BOOBS ARE NOT AN ACHIEVEMENT AND IF YOUR SENSE OF STYLE IS SO LACKING THAT YOU NEED THEM TO ACCENTUATE YOUR COUTURE, FUCKING KILL YOUR SKEEVY SELF NOW.
Those pics are f'ing hot BTW
You gotta love those preacher's daughters...
I don't think she's the most attractive woman either, but those pictures are nice and those shoes are too cute!
No, NoAnjil. Jesus, I was wondering where she was and how her mom was. Fuck. Please tell her my thoughts are with her. Wow, just wow
Fuck yourself Sail Boats, a lot of people ride. My father, my husband and myself, are some that come to mind.
Wow that first pose is so natural because people see a footstool and immediately think of striking that pose.
However I covet those shoes.
Good Morning!! I have been out and came back to a very, very distressing e from MizRo. Her brother was killed in a tragic motorcycle accident Friday night. Please, if you are a prayer, say one for her and her family.
NoAnjl | 08.08.06 - 11:10 am
As a longtime Dlurker MizRo always gave me a laugh and a smile. My heart goes out to her and her family.
On topic: Photoshop or not, the girl looks like she'd lay there like dead fish during sex and ask if fellatio is
some new desert they serve at the Ivy.
This girl is very average looking. But, she knows how to rock good hair/make-up and henceforth give the illusion of being hot...like in these fake, fake pictures.
Motorcycles are extremely dangerous and ONLY idiots ride them.
Sail Boats | 08.08.06 - 11:14 am | #
Keep your asshole opinions to yourself, someone's loved one died and you have to criticize them? Seriously rude and tacky.
WORD, TOW.
Only people with mental diseases ride motorcycles.
I agree with Sailboats.
Too many people have been killed on them. DAILY!
oh my gosh, NoAnjl. That poor woman. If it's not asking too much, I would really love her email address. Maybe you could click on my homepage and email me her address there. I am so heartbroken for her.
If these motorcyclists listened to me, they would have ALL been alive.
Who is the idiot now?
Poor Mizro! Fuck that sucks.
Sail Boats | 08.08.06 - 11:27 am | #
Not true. They could all be dead some other way, like from listening to morons like you. When your number's up, it's up.
NoAnjl, I was wondering where MizRo was. I was praying that nothing had happened with her Mom and now to hear this news. Very upsetting. Words alone cannot convey my sympathy to her and her family. Please let her know that I'm thinking of her through this very difficult time. Truly heartbreaking.
Severely photoshopped, but great pictures. She's plays up her best features, even though she's mostly an average looking person.
NoAnjl.......very distressing, please let Miz know we are all thinking of her and our prayers are with her.
Oh, and "Sail Boats", your Mom just got you a new Harley, better go give it a try.........and don't come back.
OT: This girl is totally fake, and so are her photographs.
Funny how just 3 or 4 years ago she was still a virgin and now tries to act sexy and sultry.
Too bad she comes up looking slutty.
She is a beautiful girl who has a Father that is exploiting her,and her remarks are completely childish.
She is not mature by any means and is always trying to look like she is a party animal or having a great time.
Considering the very sheltered life she has led,I bet she misses Nick and the security their marriage brought her.
In Hollywood people B.S. you all the time and she hasnt figured it out yet.
*Hugs and cyber well wishes to MizRo*
These pictures are hot, but those are not Jessica Simpson's legs. Much too long an lean to be her legs. Photoshop of the year award.
Jessica has my vote any day over that dumb hennifer blopez thank god ben dummped her skanky ass
Who is the idiot now?
Sail Boats | 08.08.06 - 11:27 am | #
It's still you.
People take risks all the time, and if he died, at least he had the chance to enjoy an activity he loved. People like you would be happy if the whole world were covered in bubble wrap and everyone walked sedately from place to place.
Screw that, and screw you. Taking risks makes life worth living.
She looks great in these pics
Tushy Pie | 08.08.06 - 11:30 am | #
Exactly. I laughed out loud watching her E biogrpahy bullshit when her mom or manager or somebody was all like "and she was pulling the shirt down to cover her stomach because she's so modest"
HAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
MizRo (if you see this) you are in my thoughts and prayers. I am so sorry to hear about your brother.
Sail Boats | 08.08.06 - 11:27 am | #
you are one big pussy.
I read all your posts. Thanks guys and I sure will let her know about your kind words. I have not talked to her yet. Will at end of week, unless she e-mails me sooner. Morticia - I will see if it's okay - I am sure you understand I don't want to give out anybody's e w/o their permission. ttyl guys. Really fucking busy. Miss you bitches.
I'd give my hubby's left nut to have her figure.
Yeah, NoAnjil, you can get my email from MK and send it to MizRo. I really feel for her. I know what's like to lose an imediate family member, it hurts like nothing else.
Listen, to the ppl harshing on those that ride, it is dangerous. My father lost a leg to it and still wanted to ride. It gets in your skin. I'm not an avid rider, so I don't understand but for some, being in the wind is just not a rush, it's a way of life. We all take chances in life, unless you live in a bubble. To me, as long as you do what you can to be safe, wearing leathers and a helmut, enjoy life while you can. I'd rather enjoy it and possibly die early then deny myself through fear and live to be 90, bitter and wondering where it all went
my two cents
You can take a chance by jumping off a bridge too.
Don't rush your death by riding a cycle.
I know. Close friends have been killed riding motorcycles. They are coffins on wheels.
Who is the idiot now?
Sail Boats | 08.08.06 - 11:27 am | #
HOW DARE YOU FUCKING SAY SOMETHING LIKE THAT AT THIS TIME YOU FUCKING MORON. FUCK YOU BITCH!!!!!!!!!! FUCK OFF!!!!!
NoAnjl, please also send my condolances to Miz. I was also thinking what happened to everybody.
NoAnjl - Please send MizRo my deepest sympathy. She and her family have been through so much lately with her mother's illness and recent surgery. They must be positively devastated. Please let her know I'm thinking of her. So sad.
She's copied Madonna's song and now this photo shoot is a copy of Madonna's Versace ads!
I love love love those shoes
My husband's bro died in a motorcycle died a week after he graduated high school. They are not my favorite either. But guess what??? Life is full of choices and NOW IS NOT THE TIME to get on your high horse and preach against one. WHAT IF MIZRO COMES ON HERE???? YOU WANT HER SEEING THAT SHIT????? HEARTLESS MOTHERFUCKERS!!!!
I HATE CYCLES and STAY AWAY FROM THEM. THEY SWERVE IN & OUT of traffic like they own the road.
21 year old kid was killed on one down the street here. He was always speeding like a fool on wheels.
Seriously, my uncle died on a motorcycle. They're the stupidest things ever.
Buying a motorcycle is the same as signing your death papers.
Too many cycles
Too many deaths
First that bitch needs to come outta the tanning booth.
christ!
she's a royal shade of orange now!
No one is sexy when they try that hard. All these girls try sooooo hard, and it falls soooo flat.
You know if you want to make a political statement about motorcycling, try to have the common sense to not do it at the expense of someone else's immense loss.
FUCKING SOULESS BASTARDS
Thanks for all who sent condolences. I'm upset and I'm out. ttyl
Shut up about the motorcycles, will ya? So they're dangerous, so is driving, so is LIVING! Someone's loved one died, and you guys have no respect or regard for how anyone else feels.
Trashing the celebs is all well and good, but please remember someone DIED, you heartless shits.
I feel very sorry for Mizro.
But motorcyclists do have a habit of swerving in and out of traffic like assholes.
Many lovely men would have still been alive today if it had not been for motorcycles.
NoAnjl check your e.
Personally, I think she looks fabulous. I bet half of you that are putting her down don't look anywhere NEAR as good as she does.
That's just so hypocritical!
Bye NoAnjil, again, please give my sincere condolences to MizRo...
The only thing that looks good in those pics are her shoes.Are they from her shoe line? As the biggest self-proclaimed shoe slut on the planet, I covet them.
Scorpio Minx: Is that Liya Kebede I spy in your avatar? She's fabulous! 
I'd give my hubby's left nut to have her figure.
~Emma | 08.08.06 - 11:34 am | #
LOL
Are you going to clear that with him first?
Can we get off the topic of motorcycles now.
We get it.
Sorry about MizRos brother.
We all have choices,this is a gossip site.
Not a political soap box.
Why is everybody debating whether or not riding a bike is a good idea? Thats not the point.
I have been lurking around here for a long time and remember MizRo. I will definitely saw a prayer for her.
NoAnjl, My sister had to have her leg
amputated below the knee
after a motorcycle accident.
Bikiing in the Co. rockies
in the snow didn't help, but
I won't get on a bike now.
Jessica and Papa Joe are lovers.
True fact!
Sickos
Anyway JS needs a big burly man
again. She looks desperate.LOL
i'm queer and all, so i guess i'm not really supposed to get a bone-on for her, but i have to say that she leaves me cold. i think she looks like, and is a total wannabee in every possible way. and that's not sexy in my eyes. not in the least.
Totally not her ass-she is wearing the J-Lo butt pad panties-for real people.
Love the pics, photoshopped or not...
Send Mizro our thoughts.... 
To my motorcycle friend. Died 2005
Oh how I miss the most beautiful blue eyes that sparkled when you laughed, you truly had the Irish Eyes that smiled. If only I could hear your laugh and see those eyes again. I will never let the world forget you were here as long as I live. Lance, you have my heart and my love for they went with you that awful day in May.
Her shoe line is GREAT! Handmade in Italy at a reasonable price.
She is wise to make all her money now, before people wise up and realize. She can't sing. She certainly can't. She can't write music.
Talented people only manage to squeak out 7 or 8 prime money making years. She knows to "make hay while the sun shines".
Next to Eve Longwhoria, I want to see the Simpson sisters be horribly disfigured so they can learn what it means to be HUMBLE! Fuck em!
as usual you regulars have now turned this into a personal forum.
You want to be depressed all day go ahead.
I'm out.
Oh but you want to hear all my personal business and heartaches first?
Didnt think so. Get a clue.
Hahaha, like your boobs? wait until you have a baby and your boobs sag down to your knees.
My cousin is a photographers'assistant and he told me that not all professional photoshoots are airbrushed, it is expensive, if anything they put loads of makeup on the models and actresses or people in the entertainment business. She is not photoshopped, Jessica is not that color she is just drowning in all that makeup, miles and miles of it!
Of course she's photoshopped dummy. Her legs look nothing like that.
damn! how many hours did they spend so she can look halfway decent? or was it photoshopped?
All the photoshop in the world can't wipe the stupid look off her face, or put anything nearly close to a spark of intelligence in her eyes.
She should make al the money she can now, it's not liek she has brains or education to fall back on.
Hahaha you people are just jealous. I don't care if you love her or hate her, she is gorgeous no matter what and that camera loves her. Get over yourselves there will always be someone younger, thinner and prettier than you. You ugly hag bitches.
"I have amazing boobs. They're just perfect. At school, my boobs were bigger than all my friends and I was afraid to show them.
LIES LIES LIES LIES LIES
jessica used to have large droopy breasts, before she got them lifted (implants too?) fucking liar. they're far from perfect. and i think they're too big anyway. ashlee has nicer boobs.
I like her shoes in the 2 pix. & the dress. but not her.
that's probably a michael kors dress since she is his muse...
My heart goes out to MizRo and her family at this terrible time.
she IS sexy, that's the ONLY thing she's got going for her...
mental note: never ever buy michael kors EVER
The black dress is beautiful. So what if Jessica is more of a business woman than an artist and puts out crap songs that teenage girls with underdeveloped taste buy? It's capitalism baby in a cultureless society.
Her mouth is open in the 2nd picture for Papa Joe's dick.
she IS sexy, that's the ONLY thing she's got going for her...
she's too dumb for me to find her sexy..
Scorpio Minx: Is that Liya Kebede I spy in your avatar? She's fabulous!
Black Velveteen aka Sugartits | 08.08.06 - 11:51 am | #
It is indeed! She is sooo gorgeous....
She is a classic example of pretty on the outside and hideous on the inside. She is a full of herself slut and I wish she would die.
Must her mouth always be open?
Good Morning!! I have been out and came back to a very, very distressing e from MizRo. Her brother was killed in a tragic motorcycle accident Friday night. Please, if you are a prayer, say one for her and her family.
NoAnjl | 08.08.06 - 11:10 am |
Thanks NoAnjl........She is in my prayers.......
Good Morning!! I have been out and came back to a very, very distressing e from MizRo. Her brother was killed in a tragic motorcycle accident Friday night. Please, if you are a prayer, say one for her and her family.
NoAnjl | 08.08.06 - 11:10 am |
my thoughts are with MizRo and her family....
Must her mouth always be open?
like britney spears, she's too dumb to close it.
I think Ashlee made that comment, not Jessica.
I dislike her, especially after reading that comment about her boobs, but I must admit she looks hotter in these pics than she has in a long time.
NoAnjl,
I've also been wondering where MizRo has been. I was here for a while because of work, so I haven't talked to her lately. If you get to read this, please tell her I am thinking of her and I feel very deeply for her loss.
I would also like to email her, but am not sure how to send her my email address. Anyone have any suggestions?
Morticia,
Would it be possible for me to send my address to your homepage, even though I don't have a MySpace? That way, if you hear from her through NoAnjl, you can give her my email as well. I really want her to know she has a lot of people thinking about her during this time.
eh, get over it. people die every day.
Now let's talk about how fab Jessica Simpson is! Her body looks great, her hair looks great, her outfit looks great...I could go on forever!
radio_siren, i've been hoping to see you in here since that last debate thread...you stuck up for me and I really appreciated it.
You also requested that I send you the article I referenced in that thread, and I would be happy to do so. You can try and email me on my myspace, but if you're unsuccessful, let me know and I'll give you my hotmail account.
Cyber hugs and best wishes to Mizro.
WHO IS MIZRO?
i think she's pretty even without makeup but she looks very different. a girl next door. and totally not her legs there.
Jess is a beautiful girl with an amazing body, but I find it hard to consider her sexy. Even my guy friends think so... Her personality overpowers any sexiness she exudes and her personality will always be goofy. She should just accept it and stop trying to be sexy becuase it doesn't work. Even in her new video Public Affair. Christina Milian, Applegate, and Eva Longoria could all pull it off, but everytime Jess did it didn't seemed off...
love that first pic - her dress is FIERCE. Anyone know who makes it?
m | 08.08.06 - 11:01 am | #
The dress is by Roberto Cavalli!Victoria Beckham wore the same one in at the World cup in Germany!
Morticia, Thanks, and no problem!!! 
I tried sending you a message via your homepage, but no luck. Maybe you can give me like a temp email address and I can give you my email from there? ttly!
Can anyone prove that Jessica and Papa Joe are lovers? It's getting really anoying,quit saying that unless there is proof.
radio_siren: celestat@hotmail.com
I like the shoes...
but that dress in the first pic is plain....
that is all
shes hott!
I bet daddy joe like those pics too. So he took her to her room and fuck the shit out of her 
Her shoes in the first picture are fucking hot. She sucks- but her shoes are hot.
Legs too damn thin and straight. Like a piece of fucking wood. No curve.
Yeah, I'm just dying to touch that shit, pfff.
why isn't she sexy? because she doesn't have a dick?
bitch, please.
I guess I must be the only one that likes her. I dont like her music. She cant act, and she is embarresing to watch a lot of the time. But I still think she is ok. Im glad she left that moron of a husband.
she looks good in those pictures...shes hotter then her FUG sister anyway and ashley REALLY thinks shes hot... her face always seems to be like '....playboy made me an offer i'm hot shit...'
which isnt true they probably just amde an offer coz they thought she was an easy slut who would open her legs for the cameras in a bid to outdo her sister jessica 
Jess is SEXXY....U buncha' HATERZZZZZZZZZZZ!
LOVE YOU JESS ♥
DAMN if I evr saw photoshopping. Chestica's legs have NEVER, not even when she lost the weight, been so skinny and lenghty looking. Lord!
Jessica is pretty but not sexy. Jennifer Lopez has a style and swagger about herself that jessica can't duplicate. If you put jessica and jennifer in the same outfit Jessica could not rock it like JLO
The first shot looks like she fell down.
The second shot looks like she is auditioning for Hooters. "And then i'd do one of these, uuuh!, when I deliver the hot wings! Do i get the job!?!"
Put a trailer park girl in Prada and this is what you get.
Totally tired of this over-exposed skank and her increasingly whitte hair but damn ...
these pictures are HOT and I would hit it in a second, and a third, and a fourth ...
She's sexier than your mom, Michael K.
Considering how 'successful' her cosmetics line and recent foray into designing shoes, perhaps she should reconsider...
She still hasn't done a signature fragrance yet either. Rather obvious one that everyone does.
I really like the dress and the shoes in the first picture. I have noticed that the peep toe shoe has made a comeback this season. Is it safe to wear stockings/tights with a peep toe shoe?
She's the hotness, but her teeth look like sticks of chalk. Time to lay off the whitener a bit, perhaps?
The pics are hot - but they're a little too Emma "Baby Spice" Bunton circa the release of the first single off of E.B.'s album 3 years ago.
And Bunton looked sexier anyway.
Is she thin? Yes. Is she toned? No. Look at her legs - thin but no muscle. And in her bikini pics, she had no muscle tone in her belly. What does this mean? It means that afte she has a few kids, she's going to look like total shit.
Jessica's hot, but she give herself a little too much credit. Her breasts are just large, not amazing. Often they look saggy. What happened to her legs? They look like orange matchsticks.
YEAH JUST LIKE HOW HER SISTER LOVED HER NOSE BECAUSE IT MADE HER,HER...TOMORROW JESSICA WILL HAVE A BREAST REDUCTION...SUCH PHONIES..BUT COME ON JESSICA WAS BLESSED WITH GOOD LOOKS
"Jessica Simpson Needs to Realize She's Not Sexy"
Seriously? Not sexy?
And the article said she wants to be like Jennifer Lopez who is so NOT sexy.
Jessica looks amazing in those pics.
They have sliced her legs and waist down to nicole richie measurements. The pics look nice but you still have to try to make them look realistic.
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