And here we have the faux-heterosexual kiss of the day. I've kissed palm trees with more passion.
Tom & Katie should be taken to a padded room. These two are nutso!
He's closing his eyes and thinking of Rob Thomas....
What kind of parents go out all the time like this and never bring their child? I don't have kids yet...but if I did, at some point I would uncuff them from that pipe in the basement and take the little bastard out for some fresh air.
Haaaa that Rob Thomas line is Gold.
You are tapped into some powerful forces.
Wouldn't it be hilarious if we were all wrong and they are actually a normal couple. Far fetched thinking, I know...
They are masters at the craft of acting!!! Excuse me while I go and vomit everything I have eaten since 1994
BARFOMATIC
she didn't even take her sunglasses off
MK you know you'd hit it
the kid won't have the antibodies to fight off microbes and peanuts and stuff. He'll be like Micheal Jackson's kid. Prince Niblett.
Even a blind man could see it's fake. Who are they fooling.
this is the fakest shit. i hug my grandfather with more emotion.
I love the dude with the afro in the background.
Youri's pic is of the Beast from that tv show Beauty and the Beast, with linda hamilton and whoever.
Also, Tom is just messed up. He needs to find a slutty chick that he can just go drill crazy with.
He is imagining Rob Thomas, and she is imagining Dawson. 
Gay or straight, I bet he's a lousy lay -- 5 minutes of jumping on the bed and 5 seconds of lovin'.
Can these two just fking go away? who they think they are fooling?
He's too nice. Single mother and all that.
Why couldn't Penelopy fix him? Maybe he is gay? She's hot like burnt toast.
Look at how tiny he is! What a mess!
Could he have any WORSE body language?! Fake, fake, fake.
Does anyone think him and Kate go all "Eyes Wide Shut" on each other back at the Celebrity Center?
Tom looks like he's crying in the last pic
Please make them go away.
I am almost positive that Tom has a cooter!
I just can't get over what an ass Tom Cruise is. He just repulses me now. And, yes, his "outfit" fits just right for a stint walking along the Lavender District of any big city.
He loves her so much it hurts Mishma 
its all too planned. They completely creep me out. I dont even care about their alien spawn anymore
Pic 1: Tom, I love you
Pic 2: I need to tell you something
Pic 3: I cannot go on with this charade any longer, I need to take my daughter back to her real Daddy.
Because she has aids lips.
Fancy | 08.09.06 - 2:53 pm | #
You may be right Fancy! He sooo has a brazilian, too!
This is so damn fake, he knows he has to do some major damage control now that Paramount has janked his chain in a big way.
I think he looks kinda hot there.
If you scrunch up your eyes, you can almost imagine him before he went crazy *le sigh*
And here we have the faux-heterosexual kiss of the day. I've kissed palm trees with more passion.
Seven | 08.09.06 - 2:43 pm | #
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Tom & Katie should be taken to a padded room. These two are nutso!
crazypeople | 08.09.06 - 2:44 pm | #
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He's closing his eyes and thinking of Rob Thomas....
Gary Coleman | 08.09.06 - 2:46 pm | #
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What kind of parents go out all the time like this and never bring their child? I don't have kids yet...but if I did, at some point I would uncuff them from that pipe in the basement and take the little bastard out for some fresh air.
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totally agree - i wonder if that child has ever seen the fucking light of day...
He loves her so much it makes him sick. I wonder what he's like in bed. No, I don't. Do I?
I'm scared
Tom looks like he's crying in the last pic
mishma | 08.09.06 - 2:53 pm | #
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He is. Your witnessing the buh-bye from KATIE!!!
QUEERS!!!
MK - Dress Barn!!!
Shondi
He bleaches his asshole too!!
QUEERS!!!
MK - Dress Barn!!!
NoAnjl | 08.09.06 - 2:58 pm |
That gets me every time!
FANCY MY GIRL!!!! *mwuah*
1st pic- fake kiss
2nd pic- you are AMAZING, Tom
3rd pic- No, YOU are amazing, Kate
4th pic- OMG, we are BOTH amazing. Yay for us!!
Anyone else think he mskes big cash off of the Scientology thing and thinks of it as just another role?
I think alot of celebs look at quasi-religions as a money-makey. Just like being a star.
If you had all the money, power, and good looks too ....
He bleaches his asshole
COMEDY GOLD
wow, she looks really fat in these pics.
Shondi | Homepage | 08.09.06 - 2:46 pm | #
Guess the joke would be on us! In the last picture, it looks like he is squeezing the life right out of her!
oh these 2 all of the sudden have to re appear....??? I guess they realized they needed the press to announce the pics of the alien brat
1st pic- Tom- "Wait, Katie, before I come out to the world, I want to see if I sort of like women still. Nope, didn't think so."
2nd pic- Katie "Tom, I just want to thank you for the opportunity to earn all of that bling by pretending to be your girlfriend and having "your" baby. Tee Hee"
3rd pic- Tom "No, Kate, Thank YOU for pretending to be my beard while I figure out how to come out of the closet."
4th pic- (to each other) "Take care, buddy. Yeah, you too biotch."
The guy in the background even has to turn away before he voms.
They are at a Bob Dylan concert.
look in the background
That explains it all.
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love the macho black tee Tommy its so butch too....... great guns.....
PDA = G-A-Y!
Where's Suri??
Michael's kids and Suri can play together. I would love to be that nanny
Kissy kiss NoAnjl!
Meh, Suri tastes like chicken
Oh the stories I'd have
The Rob Thomas rumor just makes too much sense....
[from TomCruiseIsNuts.com:]
According to RadarMagazine.com, before Cruise started dating Katie Holmes, he invited actress Scarlett Johansson to a Scientology center where he showed her literature about the church. "After two hours of proselytizing," according to the website, "Cruise opened a door to reveal a second room full of upper-level Scientologists who had been waiting to dine with the pair, at which point the cool-headed ingénue politely excused herself."
also: http://www.jossip.com/gossip/tom...ce-
20050629.php
I pretty much have the Target version of Katie's outfit on right now.
Must.Burn.Wardrobe.
who cares abour Suri, I want
YOU KNOW IT!!!!!
I LOVE TARGET. But not on Katie
Looks like the electro shock plus seconal is working better than the old combo
I wonder how much auditing Tom had to endure before he could be affectionate to a woman without gagging?
Jeez, why can't a closeted cultist kiss his beard without the paparazzi intruding? Poor Tom and Katie...
Why does Katie look so bad. Every time I see her she's shopping.. U'd think she'd be dressed better than that old ratty looking shit. WTF!!!!
TOM CRUISE IS THE GREAT PRETENDER FOR WANTING US TO BELIEVE HE'S STRAIGHT
Katie and Tom are praying with all their might that he grows a couple inches in the last pic.
I hate how she never wears heels now cuz she's w/ this midget... and how she slumps so she only looks 3 inches taller than him instead of 5.
That's because someone else is dressing her. Seconal makes it hard to move around easily
YOU KNOW IT!!!!!
NoAnjl | 08.09.06 - 3:08 pm | #
I second that !!!!!
Are these pictures new?
They look pre-alienbaby to me.
I really hope nothing is wrong with Suri (like Downs Syndrome or worse) and that her parents are just batshit crazy.
NoAnjl | 08.09.06 - 3:11 pm | #
Those are old pics, from the summer of 2005. When Katie actually smiled on occassion...
katiescarlett | 08.09.06 - 3:12 pm | #
OMG one of the funniest things he ever said (that I still laff at) is at the end of one of his rants...where he is talking about some kind of gross sandwich...he says..."KatieScarlett made it for him."
YOU KNOW IT WHERE ARE YOU?????????? 
Yes I agree, I think those are old pics from last summer
You know Katie would need thorazine to even look at him, let alone touch him.
Oh I was thinking if it was me.....
YOU KNOW IT WHERE ARE YOU??????????
NoAnjl | 08.09.06 - 3:15 pm | #
No Anjl you know George W . Bush might be working today maybe he will come out to play and see this
That last one is hilarious. That 'God I love you so gdmn MUCH arrrgghh (sob!)!!' face of his is making me ROLL.
And we have another lovely outing with the proud parents who never have a tiny baby with them.
Those are old pics, from the summer of 2005. When Katie actually smiled on occassion...
Anonymous | 08.09.06 - 3:14 pm | #
Excellent point!!!! You can't tell when they were taken!
Shouldn't his hands be on her ass, or hips? They're just aning there in the air like "Ewww cooties"
I miss song fucker
She's doing a horrible job losing her baby weight. She looks like lumpy mashed potatoes.
Quit fakin...
Every Pic I have ever seen Tom kissing in, whether it's Nicole or Katie he just doesn't look right. He looks like he doesn't know how to kiss. I bet he is praying do not slip me the tongue. I also bet he is a horrible lover.
Stoney - go to Lohan thread and answer my question about Asslee pretty please. Oh, and me too (sfucker)
katie - *looking out window, daydreaming of fun days with YKI* sigh
ahhh make up sex. :-P
Would you bother to lose weight when your cooter is cold and unwanted?
Myself, if I couldn't get some on the side and movie career was shot, I would bathe in KFC gravy and dip snickers bars in Goober Grape jars. But that's just me
Lucy Liu: True Hollywood Story.
The secret to her mechanical acting style is finally revealed!
No doubt this pics are from last summer, now days they hardly appear in public and when they do they are not together
Wrong thread Loozer
It reminds me of those fake kisses in the old movies.
K can tell T when he's starting to bald. ohwait
K has to wear sunglasses, the glare off T's bald spot.
EVERYONE STOP! *cries* why can't you just praise love when you see it?! some people are just bitter :P for me, i think these pics are romantic.
totally weird body language between those two... I love how his arm is just kinda hanging by his side, if they were so in 'love' like thay say he'd be touching her. Oh and they hug like pals not lovers, yuck.
OOPS! Sorry wrong thread.
But seeing as I am not Katie, I have decided to subsist on a diet of canned beets, mallow whip and diet coke. I want to weigh 97lbs with DD tits. I'll tell you how it works out for me..
In that last pic I bet he's saying to her how glad he is that she's continuing with the charade.
But seeing as I am not Katie, I have decided to subsist on a diet of canned beets, mallow whip and diet coke. I want to weigh 97lbs with DD tits. I'll tell you how it works out for me..
mishma | 08.09.06 - 3:31 pm | #
I'm on the 10 piece of bacon covered with mayo on top of a wheel of cheese diet myself, but Lawd help me if I have a crouton.
that's a great hug, isn't it? "Tommy, Tommy, you're squeezing too hard! I'm a girl, remember?"
Hahaahaa Betsy, stupid Atkins diet. Ok, I'm gonna eat a porterhouse with a lb of pastrami on top with a side of ham. I'll tell you how that works out after the protein coma
god she's a slob. hire a hairstylist stupid rich bitch!
For dessert, we can have a cheesecake and an angioplasty!
i scream, you scream.
you say tomato, i say tomato.
As a snack, I like to deep fry a turkey stuffed with salami. With a diet coke
I recently saw a clip of "Eyes Wide Shut," where Tom was making out with Nicole, and I had to look away. It was so gross. He was all spastic, like some crazy Will Farrell SNL character.
For parties, I wrap tablets of OxyCodone with procuitto, they are a big hit!!!!
My edible undies are made out of string cheese and a hamhock.
Can you imagine how annoying it would be to live with TC and also very Howard Hughes freakish. I hope the dirt comes out in this lifetime. Whatever happened to that bio Andrew Morton was doing on him?
Whatever happened to that bio Andrew Morton was doing on him?
Anonymous | 08.09.06 - 3:57 pm | #
Hmmmmm... has anyone seen Andrew Morton lately?
Looks like there on the set of a movie, big blue thing is a light and theres a bunch of poles...Mission Impossible perhaps?
Instead of KY I use chicken grease speckled with Foie gras. It is very gourmet
What type of VOODOO is he using?
It's called Thorazine, Sweetness
God I am so bored that I am taunting the freepers on FreeRepublic about John Lieberman, huffing my Sharpies and writing obscenities under my desk drawers.
Can someone explain to me why these weird new moms in Hollywood (Katie, Britney) always seem to dress in cheapo clothes? I've seen items like that on the bargain racks.
KATIE DONT WANT PEOPLE THINKING SHE IS AFTER HIS MONEY. LOL
There isn't one thing Tom does or doesn't do that isn't scripted and acted, down to the smallest details. Problem is, you can always tell he's just 'acting'. Guess he's not that good after all.
Who cares if he's in the closet? The real issue is what a control freak nutjob he is.
That's because someone else is dressing her. Seconal makes it hard to move around easily
Shoogie | 08.09.06 - 3:11 pm | #
ROFL!!!!
Force doen't equal passion Tom. It looks like he's trying to squeeze her to death in the last pic.
First Jennifer and Vince? Now these two? *yawn*
GO YANKEES 
Sometimes when I feel like I am on top of my form, I like to garden in a tailored side of beef adorned with tripe dyed to match my clogs. From my ears dangle rabbit testes and my gloves are made from only the finest intestinal walls from only the purest bred gerbils. I still wonder how PETA got my address, though
He's one of the worst actors out there......honestly, he's got like two facial expressions! It's like the running joke on Zoolander about his "new look." I can't wait for his 15 minutes to finally end so I don't have to see his weird nose on my TV ever again.
Is it me or isn't that the Mission Impossible set? That's also what he wore in the movies. In the scene where he just starts running trying to save his girl. You know where he says he runs 17mph.
That was definitely last year.
To the Betsy- Me thinks Andrew was bought off.
you know what?
tom isn't gay, we just want him to be gay.
crazy? yes. gay? no.
wow, she looks really fat in these pics.
are you insane? especially after having a baby, she looks fabulous! i've gotta hand it to katie. aside from the herpes thing, she's got it goin' on in the looks department. sure she looks a little plain, but compare that to all these freaks like paris and her beak nose, or blohan and her 10 year old boy body... plus katie looks great naked.
That really doesn't look like a post pregnancy body.
Not quite sure about the spray, but check the utility closet for generic Pine cleaner...yeeeeaaahhh....yeah that always has me seeing gello molds...
Uh-uh I pissed off the Moderator, my stuff is getting cut off. I promise I'll stay on topic I swear!!!!!!
I hate Tom Cruise
I'll be good...
Uhm, guys? Those pics were taken in Rome, July 2005.
http://www.katieholmespictures.c...up&cat=12&
pos=0
So why are they showing up again now?
And can't Tom fake a new, 2006 kiss?
She's dressed like one of the fine, upstanding teen youth group leaders from my grandpa's church.
However - and I cannot believe I am saying this - I think he looks ok and somewhat like the "old" Tom Cruise in the first pic *saws off own tongue*.
Even so, FAKE, FAKE, FAKE!
jeeze louise.....he's saving his 2006 kiss for their "wedding"....
those are old photos from last year while he was filming MIII in Rome..just after they came out
You can tell, because in one pic Katie is smiling
http://www.katieholmespictures.c...up&cat=12&
pos=5
That hasn't happened in the last year.
You can tell, because in one pic Katie is smiling
http://www.katieholmespictures.c...up&cat=12&
pos=5
That hasn't happened in the last year.
Wow she has NO ass!
Those are old pics, people!
FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE
this is so ridiculous!!
Such a lame kiss
I just barfed in my mouth then swallowed it.
This is totally out of line and I deserve to be shot, but I almost felt a pang of empathy for these two... like I thought - for just a moment - that perhaps they really are in love. I don't know man. Maybe I've lost it.
damn. tom cruise has well built arms.
too bad he's afraid to put them around katie when it matters. if he's really all that into her, she shouldn't let her go, he should always be touching her -- because that's what dudes do. it's the 'cute' aspect of ownership, when a woman wants to own and be owned herself.
but this, what the hell? why is katie dressing like a mormon (which is another crazy nasty cult)? she's all stepford housemom -- but where's the baby? so i agree, it is a paparazzi set up. Lame.
if those are pictures from last fall.. they're still fake. body language is everything. tom doesn't know what he's doing. either he's gay, or he's got some weird mystic castrati thing going on.
but he's got gorgeous arms.
I love the dude with the afro in the background.
Kats | 08.09.06 - 2:50 pm | #
Me too! He takes the cake.
I hate this man with the fiery burning power of a thousand hells. Being gay is the least of his worries. He's a scary-ass creepy twisted little twat.
And he wants to eat all of your eyeballs with a grapefruit spoon.
OMG mishma. I'm officially your biggest fan. I have tears rolling down my face I'm laughing so hard from these comments.
These pictures are from LAST YEAR, folks. They looked fake then, too.
Tom to Katie emphatically:
"I'm still gay no matter how hard I hug you..."
These TomKat pictures are OLD, they are from the M:I3 set last year!!!
Why is it that these two are always photographed having a pash and a grab in public. What, being at home and having a pash not doing it for them? Or is it that the paps are not there to capture their huge act/relationship. I have up until this moment been hoping that there was something real about these two, but I just can't bring myself to like him or her enough to beleive anything about them anymore. I am so not a fan.
And just what and who started with the "Fabulous Katie Holmes", when clearly there is nothing fabulous about her, I mean just look at her choice for a partner, acting skills (this part is by far the best acting job she has ever done) and she is definitely not beautiful, maybe attractive, but absolutely not fabulous...
Finally the comments from all that have seen Suri, stating that she is the most beautiful baby they have ever seen! Don't these women have babies of their own(with the exception of the last beard). Clearly they don't think they don't think much of their own children.
There I have had my say, now I can continue to once more become one of the observers.
1st picture
TOM: (mumbles) kiss me puppet, and make it look real!
2nd picture
TOM: why you bitch! did i just taste a ham sandwhich with cheese, pickles, and mayo on your breath? who gave you permission?!!!
KATIE: no!! it was from last week tom i swear!
3rd picture
TOM: it's too late, the damage has been done! you must praise tom christ and obey at all times!
KATIE: praise you tom christ, thank you for showing me the way.
4rth picture:
TOM: you are welcome puppet.
come here my child, we shall pray together.
KATIE:yes pray together!
(scary music from carrie movie begins playing)
TOM & KATIE: oh father who art in the scientology center......(etc etc...)
It's just a scene from another movie, and as always, the cult has a gun pointed at his head, telling him what to say and how to act.(the poor little puppet that he is). Go away GMD, please, so we can move on to more important gay issues.
This is totally out of line and I deserve to be shot, but I almost felt a pang of empathy for these two... like I thought - for just a moment - that perhaps they really are in love. I don't know man. Maybe I've lost it.
me too... they do look in love in these pics. usually you just see tom dragging her around for publicity and her all tired.
These are the most staged poses I've ever seen! Scientology is such a cult, he's gay, she's allowed herself to be brainwashed. It's all a sham and basically people know it and it's common knowledge. Any religion that tries to transcend true God, the religion you find in your heart and makes people give money is a sham! This is a nation of free speech and if this gets deleted for just saying what is commong knowledge it's a shame. who does Cruise think he's fooling, unless he too, is a victim. It's all very pathetic. The public must see through it.
omg... katie totally just swap cum with tom, and we alll know he swallowed this morning.
yOu all know my usual comments about the couple, plus i'm tired of putting it. I will have this to say tho - KATIE! WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU WEARING?!!! Tom turned her into a stepford wife with bad taste!
VOMIT
im pretty sure these pictures are old, from before she was pregnant.
These pics were taken last summer when Tom was filming MI2. This shows you how desperate this site is for news!
Everytime I look at these pictures, I keep hearing Glenda the good witch singing to the munchkins, "Come Out, come out ..." or R Kelly's rap from the infamous closet episode of Southpark.
"Then she opened the closet...!!!"
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=========== Hmmm. What will I comment on? Hmmm.. Oh yeah! I like katie's outfit! I think it is so cute! I love Target, too! Oh yes. And I hope that Suri is okay. ======== I just don't feel like being bitter towards these two. I really don't.
What a fake hug.
He showed way more affection when he hugged Steven Spielberg with his balls.
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