Maybe that's Joe Francis in a disguise.
I'm speechless....first?
Is that Kid Rock?
Wow he's hot.
Damn. Does anyone else get the feeling that he used to be a she?
ew, maybe a creepy uncle?
Do I see collagen in Nicole's lips ?
Um - don't you mean vagina dryer of the day?
That's Paris Hilton's best disguise yet!
that's just paris needin a lip wax. i heard they were making up anyway
Good spot Andy.
he looks kinda like Dangle from Reno 911!
Oh hell no, she'd better not be doing that.
Actually, that guy looks vaguely familiar. Why is he wearing her red sunglasses?
He's so old and ugly!!!
Those sunglasses on him are so hot
Is that Gregg Allman? 
Big Toe, Dangle is hotter than that!!
I agree with the panty drying comment.
UGH!
are you fucking kidding me? i seriously think i'm going to lose my lunch.
he looks kinda like Dangle from Reno 911!
Big Toe | 08.09.06 - 5:41 pm | #
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i completely thought it was dangle in that first picture.
Ewwww...again!
Oh come on. It looks totally platonic to me. He's probably her NA sponsor or something. The body language does not indicate anything romantic or sexual to me.
W.....T......F?!!!!! Now I know this bitch is back on the junk
Ugh, disgusting.
It's Edgar Winter.
hulk hogan's gay brother leaves a meeting of anorexics anonymous with his new friend, nicole
I'm allergic to ugly people.
EEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWW!
ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
THAT IS COMPLETELY DISGUSTING. She may be super duper skinny and crazy but she can do A LOT better than that. She has no taste
GD don't be stretching da' box!
I agree Hekki this is a total platonic thing, he is just a friend or sponsor.
she's adopted right? maybe it's her biodad...
ew. he's old enough to be her dad.
matching sunglasses. bet it is her bio dad.
OMG, those are totally the sunglasses my mom lost in 1982!!! Hope dear old mom didn't date this guy...but what other explanation could there be for him getting a hold of those sunglasses? He must have been like 45 years old in 1982, so I guess it's possible. Mystery solved. It's official: Nicole is dating one of my mom's discarded ex-boyfriends.
those sunglasses look totally ridiculous on him. He's waaaaaaay too old for her and those glasses.
Plus, he's so red. Maybe you guys are right about the sponsor thing or someone from a group she goes too. Sometimes alcoholics get really red like that.
He's wearing a GGW shirt so you know he's classy
I think I'm going to lose my lunch...
her real father.
eeww majot fug
It's her biological father
Bwhahahaha, my school counselor wore those sunglasses in 1986
Thats her new MANNY!
don't hate but pic three is kind of a cracked up matty mccon.
Is she buying meth from him? bleh!
Uncle Daddy?
oh and mk your 'hitting' of joe fancis makes me want to projectile vomit. he's so slimey that it takes away any visual appeal that might come into play. and you know he's had more things sucked and tucked on him than his dick.
that is totally brooke hogan
Thats Alex "Orbi" Orbison of the band White Starr. His bad was Roy Orbison
Thats Alex "Orbi" Orbison of the band White Starr. His dad was Roy Orbison
Is Nic channeling Axl Rose?
Love the moustache and the matching sunglasses. I agree with Mishma, she's totally slamming again.
Is that her grandpa?
its her biological father
you fuckfaces
What is this girl's fascination with fugs? I mean, Ok, she could stand to gain a few lbs., but girlfriend is SMOKING (hot that is). Yeah, agree with all above, Nic's chasin' the dragon...
Good God that man is UGLY !
WTF - never creamed like that before. Thanks MK!
That is her real dad
he needs to take care of that skin rash on his chin...
Really nice of Nicole to hang out with lonely ex-cons.
Looks like Scott Caan in makeup
OMFG!
That is her daddy. They have the same face. Nose, chin, kneck. Fame gets your dad to finally pay attention to you. How nice.
Moustaches are so in.
Pizza Delivery Guy from '70s porn. YIKES
That's not her father though is it? I thought her birth father was Sheila E's brother.
that's not her dad at all. her dad has dark hair and is latin.
i am thinking this ho is her "real father", you know she was adpoted by richie. the man looks like her.
Maybe that's Joe Francis in a disguise.
voiceofreason | 08.09.06 - 5:36 pm |
Probably.... That dude makes me sick. Did anyone read that article in The L.A. Times??
Did it borrow Nicole's glasses?
Nahhh, I can't get it up for Joe Dirt, sorry. Even if he is packing 10'' and a teener of bathtub speed, he just ain't doin' it for me.
drug dealer would be my guess.
Is it Cher's son,Elijah Blue?
I know they dated for like a min...
I thought her father was Sheila E.'s brother. This dude does NOT look like Sheila E. LOL
gotta be kidding...
And I don't think her dad would be sporting some Sally Jesse Raphael glasses.
He looks like "Lucky" from King of the Hill!
Jesus, I'm getting sick to death of her daddy-fetish. I'm hoping, HOPING it's her dealer.
Nicole Richie needs a new stylist, STAT!
He looks like Matthew McConaughey when he had long hair in the movie Dazed & Confused.
Ummm, ew.
What the fucK?
Oh my god.
Thats all, I dont have any more.
I bet Nicole bought him those glasses. I could see her doing that. I think he must be a friend/sponsor.
"Damn. Does anyone else get the feeling that he used to be a she?
Westcoastgrrl "
YESSSS!!!(hand raised, waving wildly)
That face has hormone shot induced moustache written all over it.
Clearly Nicole's malnourishment and poor choice in sunglasses have effected her vision.
I also heard some trash that she's sporting a wig and scarf combo lately because her hair is falling out.
Jonny G was right, it's Alex "Orbi" Orbison, Roy Orbison son...
http://www.contangorecords.com/a...hotos/pr/
38.jpg
More pics of him & his band whitestarr here http://www.contangorecords.com/i...p?
pg=whitestarr
What can i say,im bored!!!
Ha,ck this pic out...
http://www.contangorecords.com/a.../pr/set2/
23.jpg
This is Nicole's biological father:
http://www.enigmaterial.com/
jazz...hill_peter.html
White Starr is Cisco Adler's band (i.e., Misha Barton's BF)
Hey, he could be an incredibly kind, loving person who cares deeply for Nicole.
But he sure is one ugly motherfucker!
Snoopy, I thought the same thing, this dude does look like Matthew Mc.
His sunglasses are absolutley HIDEOUS
Looks like an inbred relative of Larry Bird.
Maybe its her 12 step sponsor
That's the guy from Whitestarr?!? Or as we call them around here: Foghat Version 2.0
Total mock-rock-revival crap. Psudo trailer trash who shop at Fred Segal.
Get your earplugs:
http://phobos.apple.com/WebObjec...251761&
s=143441
Why is he wearing my grandma's shades?
Aww they have matching sunglasses. That's hot.
I guess Mischa + Cisco set them up?
damn, he makes Joe Dirt look hot
orbi Roy Orbison's son.. Bad Brit's fired pool guy?
reminds me of terry richardson
He looks like one of the guys from Lynyrd Skynyrd. No way, they were much hotter. I am befuddled as to who this bespectacled weirdo daddy is.
Disgusting pedophile mustache, girls gone wild shirt and ridiculous nicole richie sunglasses - he is just so wrong in so many ways. She is a fucking nasty ugly preying mantis. They are perfect together.
um, ew..
and blah
i don't care whose son he is or what band he plays in
i must go poke out my eyes now
That first pic is HILARIOUS but I love the glasses. This guy screams tweaker...and the GGW shirt is the icing on the cake that would NEVER be eaten by either of these two.
That Woody Harrelson has GOT to get his career back on track.
Maybe it's Mishma hanging out with Nicole.
It's probably her real father.
omg people! it's fish sticks duh! she just forgot to get her upper lip waxed.
That's her biological dad. She's adopted.
TOTALLY her drug dealer. Hello!
It's a drag king. (Paris, is that you?)
Definitely NOT hot. Gross.
Those matching sunglasses are a nice touch.
Did Mischa fix her up with Cisco's dad or something?
They are wearing the SAME sunglasses.
That in itself is just plain scary.
Holy shit! He looks EXACTLY like the guy that used to sell weed across the street from my junior high school, back in the '80s!
That guy is hot shit in LA... He hangs out with a friend of mine.
Here it is folks, the best argument against anorexia I've seen in a long while:
Are you too skinny? You'll get a lot of attention in the gossip blogs and you'll still look good in designer clothes...BUT LOOK AT THE CALIBER OF GUY YOU WILL BE DATING!
the skinniness. the blonde hair. the FUCKING HUGE sunglasses.
omg it's her father!
That's her biological dad. She's adopted.
are you serious, that's really her dad? lol!!!
They've gotta be filming a stunt from that idiotic show she's on. I bet she made him wear those glasses and that pearl bracelet.
I also vote biological father.... or father type figure... of some sort....
IT'S SEAN PENN, YOU RETARDS!!!!!!!!!!!
"Girls Gone Wild" t-shirt. Real classy, Nicole. You found a winner.
As the late, great Ann Landers would frequently write, "get some therapy, buttercup!"
I'm so sick of her! Why is she always in the news, for what? She is obviously troubled, spends money like it's water...walks around with a huge purse and spends like there's no tomorrow, meanwhile there's talented humble people that get no recognition! This society is screwed up! Just screwed up. If I have to see another picture of her with another $2,000 outfit, fake hair, fake tan, huge glasses and purse...I just want to shake her! I am truly disgusted with all these "so called celebrities". They do not deserve the attention and she absolutely does not. I just don't get it with her.
drug deal went down before these pics were taken probably, that guy scares me!
I'm suddenly thinking of 70's porn......
he looks like chloe sevingy in the 1st pic.
ummm... can someone say bukake?
OMG, she's dating a Yacht Rock guy! What will her dad say?
Hey! They look alike! Perhaps they met while shopping for sunglasses
LOL!
That guy looks like a 4th generation copy of Gregg Allman wearing a pair of Elton John's old sunglasses.
maybe it's Jamie Kennedy
Look closely....it is Sean Penn!!!!!!!
oh hell no! that's trailer park back!
white trash biker drug dealer.
unfair, but that's what he looks like.
he could have the cure for the ebola virus and AIDS.. he still looks like a white trash biker drug dealer.
since he's with nicole, it's probably safe to say he's just what he looks like? :? or not?
yuck yuck yuck. Who the fuck is that??? I think it may be her style role model.
Why does Ron Jeremy come to mind? Maybe it's the 70's porn thing. He sure looks old enough to have been around for it.
NOT SURE WHY, BUT ALL OF A SUDDEN I'M WONDERING....HOW BLACK/WHITE ARE NICOLE'S BIOLOGICAL PARENTS, IS NICOLE HALF BLACK? OR A QUARTER OR NOT EVEN??...AND YES IM YELLING!
He looks like her !!!! Maybe BIO-DAD but isn't she mexican ???
I bet it's her brother...
No, it's not her brother or her father. See upthread:
Thats Alex "Orbi" Orbison of the band White Starr. His dad was Roy Orbison
Jonny G | 08.09.06 - 6:08 pm | #
I can't believe this dude is any relation to Roy Orbison. Never would've guessed that!
Yikes! It looks like one of the lesbians in male drag from "Pecker".
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He looks like Lindsey Lohan!
thats totally her biodad...look at his nose...
That first picture is priceless. I may make that my wallpaper.
this is clearly someone in makeup and disguise, but why and who?
Why is he wearing the sunglasses my grandma always wore during the late 70's?
Its Carl Hungus
Obvious family resemblance. I'm thinking this is her birthdad.
It's Orbi. Orbi. Orbi. Orbi. Orbi. Orbi. Orbi. Orbi. Orbi. Orbi. Orbi. Orbi. Orbi. Orbi. Orbi. Orbi. Orbi. Orbi. Orbi. Orbi. Orbi.
Orbi.
Orbi.
Hey! Its my friend Alex. He is a drummer for Whitestarr...Cisco Adler's band!He has a girlfriend. And by the way, he is a great guy!
What.The.Fuck?
You should've seen my face when I saw that first pic. He's like a blow back to the 70s porn industry.
Maybe he's trying to do daddy's sunglasses trademark...
http://www.rocksbackpages.com/
fu...orbison_roy.jpg
But failing. Miserably.
People REALLY need to read some of the comments before responding. How many times must it be said that this is Alex Orbison. Not her bio dad, not her drug dealer (well, maybe), not her brother. Jeez.
Aside from that, I feel the need to grab my flyswatter!!
HA!!!!!!!
That's a drag king, right?
geezus. that guy is so 70s porn star. bet he's her dealer.
is that michael bolton's son?
The old lady sunglasses (red, no less!) are very strange. Why would any self-respecting rock drummer wear such awful old lady gurly-mon glasses?
GIRLS GONE WILD.......
More like:
Girls Gone Missing
or
Girls Gone Running
Anyone else think he kinda looks like Matthew McConahay?
WTF urgh i hate ugly people and he is ugly..... FUG FUG FUG
maybe hes hired to make nicole look attractive?? but she isnt unattractive. if i was her id only hang out with beautiful people 
Rumor confirmed: She is joining the Allman Bros band.
It's Alex ORBISON - drummer for Whitestarr.
Get's more ass than a toilet seat.
Ms. Richie got called a beaner on CARLOS MENCIA because the biznitch was outted for being MEXICAN and her real last name was Escovedo !!! So no she's not black !!!!
it's orbi, the drummer for whitestarr and roy orbison's son.
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