Am I the only one that thinks he's a dog!!?!?!
Great actor but Fugly!!!!
first!
she looks like ALyssa Milano.
Dude! I almost had a heart attack, I thought that was Alyssa Milano.
How refreshing, they actually look to be enjoying each other. Most celeb couples have a scowl on their face while being together. Love doesn't exist in hollywood, seriously.
What the hell is she WEARING?
hotter than the other one....
GO AWAY ELSA! OR Else-A!!
she's got boo-tay
yawn
Star80, there were some pics of her with him in soho and she was wearing a ripped denim mini...so 2000
kick that fugly bitch to the curb!
He can pack his anaconda up into my overhead bin anytime!
MK, THIS, THIS RIGHT HERE, is why I love you. Don't ever change.
What a lovely couple. 
I think she's cute!
They make a cute couple.
OMG, is she, can it be....
SHE IS NORMAL WEIGHT?
what is with the arm bangles??? they dont look good
SHE LOOKS LIKE JAIME LYNN SIEGLER
She's pretty, but whats with the arm jewellery??? Goofy.
Hey Star80, is your name from the movie?
Those arm cuffs are going to create a fun tanline.
She's a lot better than that blonde he was recently dating. If you want to see better pictures of this girl, go on google images so you can actually see her face.
Adrien, babe, call me. I've got something for you.
She looks like she has a nice smooth, soft hiney.
Oh i know her and all i can say that she has a face of an Angel and is simply stunning.
She looks like she has a nice smooth, soft hiney.
Gary Coleman
LOL.. where do you come up with this stuff...
am I dumb... what are they playing? What are those rackets? I thought they had their covers on them but the ball is in the air.
Yes mishma, from the movie.
Valerie your avatar is HOT!!!!
she looks like a normal person.
thank goodness.
He could do much better. 
She has some junk in that trunk. Not ugly and not pretty...average at best.
Didn't that movie creep you out Star? Eric Roberts was straight genius in that movie. I actually could palpably feel his sleeze under my skin
Love the avie too. KISS ARMY ALL THE WAY!
i feel bad but if i was an actress and in movies and magazines all the time, i would probably lose weight. even though i'm tiny, if i was realistic i would probably end up losing weight.
Ahhh. They look cute together.
Spill Val!!!
HEY, HOW DO U ADD A ICON TO YOUR USER NAME???????????????????????????
Lucky Bitch
am I dumb... what are they playing? What are those rackets? I thought they had their covers on them but the ball is in the air.
billy balls | Homepage | 08.10.06 - 1:39 pm | #
It's called "Kadima", I believe. It is a beach game that Mel Gibson refuses to play, because it was invented by....
THE JEWS!!!
he is so fug. don't see his appeal @ all...yuk!!!!
HEY, HOW DO U ADD A ICON TO YOUR USER NAME???????????????????????????
Lisa
www.gravatar.com warning: it's a mostly free site so they're understandably slow (and site is down a lot)
Blackisback: No, you're not the only one who thinks Brody is ugly. He looks like a skinny, big-nosed, greasy weinie to me. She looks like an everyday schmuck off the street--big deal.
THE JEWS!!!
Gary Coleman
wasn't money invented by the Jews too? Eh? Maybe Mel should give those billions over to your truly...
Lisa | Homepage | 08.10.06 - 1:41 pm | #
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she does look like alyssa milano and jamie lynn blah blah blah
and why is she wearing those arm cuffs...does bitch think she is Dog the Bounty Hunter??
Spill Val!!!
mishma | 08.10.06 - 1:41 pm | #
Huh?
Valerie your avatar is HOT!!!!
UKchristina | 08.10.06 - 1:39 pm | #
Thank you!
Didn't that movie creep you out Star? Eric Roberts was straight genius in that movie. I actually could palpably feel his sleeze under my skin
Love the avie too. KISS ARMY ALL THE WAY!
mishma | 08.10.06 - 1:41 pm | #
Yah, the movie definitely creeped me out. I think Eric Roberts is really under-rated as an actor...but he's not helping his street cred with all the video appearances.
OMG, noooooo!!!! He is supposed to be pining for me.
You see, I have this plan. I'm writing my first novel. And it'll get published and be really great, and controversial, and I'll start doing my book tour, people will see that I'm both smart and pretty darn hot, so I'll become a minor celeb. Then, with the publication of my 2nd novel, my star would rise higher. Then I'd meet Adrien Brody somewhere (maybe he'll come to a book signing) and he'll tell me how much he loves my writing and ask me to have dinner with him. And then he'll fall in love with me over drinks and conversation, and be mine forever.
So, basically, I'm going to have to have this "Elsa" bitch killed.
Or, I could just substitute Adrien for George Clooney. Yeah, maybe I'll just do that.
(As you can see, I have a very active imagination)
Here in Spain she is a vulgar girl.
Ann I can see how people think he's ugly. I don't think he's beautiful. But I DO think he's sexy... there is a difference. Brad Pitt is 'beautiful' but he is no longer sexy in my book.
blackisback | 08.10.06 - 1:26 pm | #
absolutely not! total bow wow!
http://www.elsapataky.com/
Umm, yeah she's hot
Here in Spain she is a vulgar girl.
kiki
Really? Do tell.... she's cute, no? What do you think of PeePee Cruz?
billy - I saw pics courtesy ryan, she is hot. Cruz is beautiful, no?
You said you know Adrian's gf, I think, Val.
Hahaha, then Mel certainly doesn't play MahJong. Hahahaha, maybe boce ball?
they are cute together and i appreciate her modesty...
NoAnjl - PeePee Cruz is pretty but she's annoying. I'd rather sink my cheeks into Salma (it's purely an oedipus thing)
they are cute together and i appreciate her modesty...
b-girl
hahaha... you shouldn't be on this blog then!
I thought it was Kelly Monaco.
billyballs, true, plus Salma's boobies are much bigger.
it's refreshing billy blue balls!! i like the smut, too!!
Pakaky is Hungarian/Romanian (like Pataki - the governor of NY)
b-girl, but if she looks like this http://www.elsapataky.com/englis...lish/
index.html (thanks ryan) she shouldn't be covering that shit up....
did you ever see his last gf? she was fug.
but - i take one thing back.. on her site, ALL of those magazine covers are UGLY too...
how can these editors choose such ugly covers half the time...
Gawd, Adrien likes his girls homely! She's a step up from his ex Michelle, but that really isn't saying much.
That said, the fact that he doesn't feel the need to hook up with an anorexic Hollywood trophy starlet makes him even more adorable in my eyes. That is real man, right there. Well played Sir!
Thanks Stoney Baloney and Billy Balls!
Scorpio Minx but when he was with Michelle Dugly, didn't you kinda wonder? Maybe he has a complex where he thought he couldn't get hot chicks? Then again he had the balls to kiss Halle Barry accepting the Oscar. Hmm! Such mysteries!
Puhleaze, if he wasn't an actor he'd be with someone not at all attractive.
Puhleaze, if he wasn't an actor he'd be with someone not at all attractive.
-Genevieve
Maybe - but I wouldn't accuse Jack Nicholson of being attractive. Nor Randy Johnson. But they all get hot chicks...
Money supercedes all sorts of ugly.
Adrian Brody has the personality of a gnat. I saw him on John Stewart's show a while back and he had no natural conversational skills. Everything was forced and akward.
Genvevieve, where'd you get a picture of my imaginary friend
Money supercedes all sorts of ugly.
Dolly 's Choking the Manager
For MEN, yes I agree. Women, not so much.
dirty MK! hahaha! luvs it!
adrien is more attractive than a corpse...
fuck who am i kidding, no he isn't!
She looks like Scarlett Johanson when she wear's glasses.
Enough of Adrien Brody already! God, this is like listening to a junior high schooler talking about his/her crush on so and so. Said person babbles on about someone he/she will never have while friends roll their eyes and walk away, thinking to themselves...oh, how embarrassing and pathetic.
She's cute...
Fug
She's got great legs, I bet she looks fierce in heels.
I just went to her website and she looks like Milania (Trump's ho/ wife) when she's trying to pose serious/ sexy. Also looks better with darker hair.
Adrian Brody is not cute, but the man is sexy. He could get it.
billy balls | Homepage | 08.10.06 - 2:15 pm | #
Hello you! I think it's partly true that Adrien probably doesn't think he's all that.
But more than anything else I think he is the kind of guy who values personality, chemistry and intellect, rather than just a big ass, blonde hair and tits. I get that same vibe from Justin Theroux too.
MK U ARE "DELUZ" (NEW WORD I PENNED)ADRIEN IS MY MAN SO STEP OFF!
See, I also think he's ugly, so they look fine together... But WHAT is she wearing?????
Is anyone HOME!
Uh, no, she is pretty damn hot actually. These just aren't the best photos of her. I'd say he's lucky to have her; the man with a face only Picasso could love.
Donkey dick? I doubt it. Skinny, lanky dudes usually have dicks like their build: long, but skinny. If girth isn't your thing it's all good, if it is... oh well.
brent - I have to discredit your claim about girth on lanky men. And frankly, I'm surprised you're willing to take a stand on such an issue. 
He's too thin for a girlfriend., unless she shoo's the mean birds and other ocean critters away from him on the beach.
I think Billy Balls is right...Adrien could have gone after Nicole Kidman a few years ago but I bet he was intimidated...he wants a woman who is not as A-list as him. On the other hand, I think Elsa is cute and she has great legs and a good body...not too thin and not too thick.
LA -
Ha ha ha! Thought it was high-time to throw a splash of cold water on the whole Adrien Brody thing. It was getting out of control here, dammit!
I thougt he was still with groupie extrodinare Michelle DuPont. I think he is hot!
brent - You're not jealous of that hot Adrien, are you?
LA - I am a very jealous man.
I thougt he was still with groupie extrodinare Michelle DuPont. I think he is hot!
Lumpy | 08.10.06 - 5:00 pm | #
Oh no you don't! Bitch was/is a groupie? Details please!
Adrien could have gone after Nicole Kidman a few years ago but I bet he was intimidated...he wants a woman who is not as A-list as him.
Nicole Kidman looks like she has been exhumed, I would imagine that was what put Adrien off.
easier to know 'em around when they're beneath you...
errr, pataky???
nuff sed.
Nicole looked great back in 2003 when they both one their Oscar...she looked fabulous. She's gone downhill since then. And I still like Elsa better than the groupie but I really do think he goes for women who are not quite his level.
That should say "both WON their Oscar."
i thought he was gay?
adrian's hitting that? come on now...
she's actually really beautiful, but these pictures don't do her justice!!! here in spain she's not considered vulgar... there are many other actresses that could qualify, but not her. don't know WHAT kiki was talking about. i doubt she even knows what that means in english...
I think people find anyone in movies sexy, simply because, they're in movies.
I thought Adrian Grody was perfect as the slimey retard, I mean special person, in The Village. He's just got that speshul look to him.
I swear...my aging overweight neighbor with a boil on his neck would get girls to toss their panties at him if he was in a movie..I keep telling him to get an agent.
lucky girl...
she's actually really beautiful, but these pictures don't do her justice!!! here in spain she's not considered vulgar... there are many other actresses that could qualify, but not her. don't know WHAT kiki was talking about. i doubt she even knows what that means in english...
rose | 08.10.06 - 8:09 pm | #
Totally agree, she seems pretty low key. I read an interview with her in Spanish Vogue and she actually seems sweet.
i agree with rose and laura ..you know she used to be my neighbour...no kidding! we still have a bottle of wine from her parents when we helped them like 5 years ago with a fire ...really nice people.
PATAKY is a rumanian surname cause her family moved from rumania to live in spain which is why she doesnt look typically spanish. she started in a tv series, really laaame tv series, she went on cinema and after a few operations she became the incredible hottie she now is. Dated a famous spanish motorbike rider dumped him got with a famous french entertainer dumped him got with brody.....dumped him ....
Way too much info right
saludos from china people!!!
WHY SHOULD IT FUCKIN' MATTER WHAT SHE LOOKS LIKE??!!
C'mon people! It's not like you'll ever be with Brody!! Personally.. she looks to be really nice.. and they look like they're really enjoying themselves.. and I personally am VERY VERY VERY HAPPY FOR THME!!
I just want Adrien to find his soul mate 
Since when was Adrian Brody hot!? *vomits*
She's the worse spanish actress!!!!
I don't know about the rest of you, but I fell in love with Adrien Brody when I saw him on Punk'd. He just had this cool/menacing, Robert Deniro-like attitude that turned me on something SERIOUS!!
I was humping the TV set by the end of the segment.
He may not be good-looking in the traditional sense, but he's super-sexy. And I suspect he's packing Tommy Lee-style!
Michael K, Elsa pataki is the HOTNESS in person, she's truly very beautiful, look for the photos she made for GQ in Spanish last year....wow, so hot, so don't worry, Adrien Brody is no fool, he is in goooood hands...
Bwah, this girl is so average, and she's too short for Brody. He can do better than this Hollywood prototype ho.
yo bitch! get your vampire claws of my man! your tiny ass can't handle his anaconda! only i can tame it and ride it! go away now!
I bet she can't even handle his nose.
This ho is lucky: she gets Brody's lanky ass, AND the anaconda AND the nose!
And don't worry, she knows how to handle snakes. She posed on the cover of Maxim with a huge snake, she is in 'Snakes on a Plane', and now she has an anaconda up her ass. Plus she is a snake herself. Great.
Much, much better than groupie girl.
I wish Elsa and Adrien the best.
That lady is fucking gross adrien needs much better. like me :DD
That bitch is disgusting and her new movie is the worst thing ever . wtf snakes on a plane????? more like fucking weirdos on a plane who do too many drugsss like this bitch. go back to your home country you bitch
Shes a beauty.They look happy.Adriens great too,Happy for them both
Ugh, this plastic bitch is scary! She's had more surgery than Michael Jackson, Brody is blind as hell! She looks like a dwarfed porn star Barbie with-scars!
brody and his slut are the new pamela & tommy! all they do is fuck each other's brains out (preferably in public!) i'm so looking forward to their porn video!
A promotion stunt! They both act and pose in all the photos. She fucks her way to Hollywood and he gets promotion in Spain. Both are pathetic attention whores!
in spain, she is known as PUTAky and trepadora and bad nude actress. she will dump adrien when she has sucked him dry.
*vomits* she paid so much for that cara de culo and she's still hidious! frankenstein is a spanish skank ass ho! she urgently needs a brain transplant!
and WTF has gotten into adrien brody lately!? where the fuck has he picked her up!? dump that puta!
The same person keeps posting negative things under different names but I recognize the style..it's one or two jealous haters. Elsa is very attractive and has achieved a lot of success in Spain. I like that she's entrepreneurial and has the clothing line. So what if she got surgery? Like that's uncommon in Hollywood? Everyone from Halle Berry to Brody's ex Michelle has done it. Elsa's got a banging bod now and he seems to be loving the paparazzi attention so it's all good.
heh damn, theres some haters here
You only see what you want to see. It's a fact that Elsa is generally hated in Spain, nearly all comments about her are negative. And please, it's not jalousy, I'm 10.000 times more succesfull and attractive than her. And 'noni', I know damn well who you are. You infiltrate on celebrety parties and premieres, and you spend every minute on Adrien Brody forums bragging and posting the same BS all over again. I think you are Brody's stalker, he always tries to run away when you meet him. The poor man must be tired of seeing you by now.LOL. You call me a hater, but I know you have a personal matter against Michelle Dupont. Just be careful whom you mess with. Take the consequences of your hatred. I know I will. You bring out the worst in people. I refuse to take part in your strange cyber-world of misinformation and hatred. Subject closed, for me at least. And I did not post ALL the negative comments, there are other people who have their brain in the right position and see the pathetic circus. And enjoy your ass-kissing posse on 'your' forum. Good bye and good luck.
Wow, angry person! I have never met Adrien so I don't know what you're raving about. I'm sure he is a nice guy. I'm also sure you're not more attractive and successful than Elsa. That's very funny. Anyway, take your anger out on people other than this cute couple! And learn to use spellcheck too.
she's a bitch, that's all folks
she looks so normal!!! and that's what i really like to adrian...
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i know this is going to sound crazy but maybe we're just jealous that their in love...if it's true love then you go guys!!! all the best i suppose...
Her name is 100% Greek. Doubt if she is actually Spanish. Probably she just grew up in Madrid or moved there later..
Her birth name is Elsa Lafuente Medianu. Her mother's maiden name is Pataky and it's Hungarian. Her father is Spanish
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