First????
So THAT'S where Tyra buys her weave!
what the hell are they doing in the 99 cent store. Hey bitches, stay away fro my cheap mass produced poorly constructed crap. Go buy your own stuff for rich people
That suprises me that they're friends for some reason.
Why does Tyra look so pissed off?
Gawd, who picked out Tyra's lipstick. Step away from the covergirl, try some Mac.
it's the tranny and the troll
anonie | 08.10.06 - 4:58 pm | #
Her tucked penis needs to be shifted and there are too many people around to be discreet.
Rachel Zoe looks hungry, oh wait it's nicole, my bad
most women could buy their supplies at the 99cent store and still look better than these two whores.
Yeah fuck them! Do they think it's funny to go to the 99 cent store because they are so rich? Fuck Tyra and her stupid shows. And Nicole honey, the long hair is hideous on you. You look six years old. Here's my ice scraper from my car. Take some of that pancake make-up off junkie biotch!
We live in warped times because the 80's are back with a vengeance. Skinny jeans, bangles, high waisted belts. All of which I've fallen victim of in recent times, but only becuase I'm a slave of Elle, Cosmo, Vanity Fair, and the like.
WTF were they buying at the 99c Store???
By the way. I hate that bald metrosexual guy with permanent sunglasses on the head look.
Girls need some CAFFIENE!! 
I think Nicole looks cute as always.....
her hair looks thicker these days- she must have had more extensions put in.
I wonder if Tyra will now attest that Nicole eats....lol
Trya looks evil there (yes I misspelled her name on purpose)
I must like the dark skin blonde (not white) hair.. I think Nicole looks hot.
I'd love to yank that weave off that skank bitch's head. She was in Dallas years ago at a club in Uptown, damn bitch came out of the bathroom and it smelled like rotten eggs! Just nastee! She looks like a loser bitch I worked with at InterVoice years ago.
Gotta love fake hair....
MichaelK thinks everyone looks like a trannie 
I know Tyra is a bit of a joke now. However, back in the day she had one of the most fierce bikini bods EVER!
That is all, thank you for listening.
.......they both look so ghetto......no offense to any ghetto dwellers out there.
Scorpio, she absolutely did...It was near perfection.
That hair color and the part down the middle does nothing for Nicole.
I wonder if those extensions are flame retardant? I bet a can of Aqua Net the answer is, No
I want to know for sure.
when will this fucking fake trend GO THE FUCK AWAY?!?! fake hair, fake eyelashes, fake eye color, fake noses, fake teeth, fake nails, fake tans, fake boobs, fake personalities, fake people
it's fucking nauseating.
Morticia - never, they do it to make themselves look/feel better about themselves
I want fake pubic hair
i want a fake job
hey that is an $800.00 weave Tyra has on.... don't mess with it
Do they still make Lee press-on hair? I think that's what they must have been shopping for at the 99c store.
witcyn - none taken
i want a fake rich sugar daddy
And who's the little fatty Lisa Loeb? Bitch is hawt in those pics.
I want a fake hangover
mishma have you ever seen my favorite video of all time "lose it" by eminimen???
wow that's probably the best i've ever seen nr look - great makeup. She's still damn fugly though. Praying mantis with a tan and makeup.
here's my question of the week: why hasn't someone made a pill that gives you the effects of being drunk: without the CALORIES???
Tyra's face looks like a mask with all that make-up on. LOL I think my grandma wore that lipstick color circa 1989. Nicole looks like a damn zombie.
I wonder how many pounds of weave they've got between 'em. Hmm...
witcyn - none taken
billy balls | Homepage | 08.10.06 - 5:20 pm | #
Thanks billy......wouldn't want to alienate any loyal d-lister....
Morticia | Homepage | 08.10.06 - 5:17 pm | #
A-fucking-men, Morticia!
You know, I haven't Billy, but I like the song
I want a fake camel toe boss too
here's my question of the week: why hasn't someone made a pill that gives you the effects of being drunk: without the CALORIES???
billy balls
Oh I find a Valium or two puts me in quite a nice mood. LOL I actually carry Xanax arond in Tic-Tac containers...refreshing!
Vicodin is also quite entertaining. However I need to scope a person out to kill when my liver gives out
Last pic--tyra and her gay are examining the big zit on nicole's cheek. Ick!
Scorpio, she absolutely did...It was near perfection.
Shondi | Homepage | 08.10.06 - 5:15 pm | #
The pictures she did for "Sports Illustrated" almost turned me away from the dickside. Her body was on point!
Tyra looks like the grinch who stole blackness.
I want a real fake fat suit so when I want to make myself feel better I put it on, go into the world, get the gasps and stares of disdain, then whip it off to show off my supermodel body and tearfully tell my friends how much empathy I have
Mama Roux | 08.10.06 - 5:32 pm | #
Hi Sweetie!
So vicodin gives you the effect of
feeling drunk? I have a whole bottle
at the house from recent surgery
but never took any. I know what I'm
doing after work....
Oh no, Vicodin doesn't make you feel drunk but it's fun!
"the grinch that stole blackness" ROLF. That was bad. I am seeing Nic as the poor little dog with antlers stapled on her head
I love Tyrant but she always has that Stankface on. I'm sure she looks decent when she's trying, but most of the time she looks like she's smelling bad cheese.
Anonie!!! Don't do it!!!! That Vicodin crap is super-addictive.
Tyra looks like one of those shims they have on Maury every once in a while where you really can't tell which is the man or the woman. (I LOVE those shows, but all he does now it paternity tests).
In the last picture Tyra realizes that her career consists of saying "fierce" and wearing fat suits.
I don't have to tell you what to do next Tyra. Do I? I'll send diagrams
Tyra looks wrecked in that last picture. That lipstick and the look on her face - gives me the heebie jeebies.
lemme guess... she 's doing an episode on looking fab for less but inexplicably leaves out the part about dining at the ivy.
Thank you, Hekki, for being concerned. I feel loved.
YES, that's it! "You can get this look too for under $50"
Nobody in Hollywood smiles. Have you noticed? They just scowl. Being rich and hounded, is it so painful?
she does have a skank face. I think it's her way expression of "I'm listening and you're very important" but on the inside she's like "is my forehead shiny? Are my thighs glistening? Is there chicken grease on my chin?"
that 2nd picture I thought Tyra was showing her how to be a Victoria's Angel for a day.... lol
Nobody in Hollywood smiles. Have you noticed? They just scowl. Being rich and hounded, is it so painful?
Shy-Low Nectarine Pit | 08.10.06 - 6:01 pm | #
EXACTLY!! "I'm so tortured...do I go to the Ivy or get my chef to make us something for lunch?"
I heard some dirt that the "writers" (insert laugh track here) for Tyra's show conspire to get her to do increasingly weirder things.
Sad thing is the show does well in some markets and shows no sign of cancellation. DAMMIT!
Tyra is looking more banged up everytime we see her...
So I went to the bar last night with hubby and I told everyone drunkenly that I was going to lose 20lbs and get fake tits and everyone was all "go for it" and my husband says "either a new car or tits make up your mind" and I am laughing because In was trying to be funny and they took me seriously and....
Um....
If I made 1/3 what these whores made I would be smiling and playing with myself all day, do you understand?
Both of these women are so beautiful, damn fat us=gky bytches need to stop hating
wow...was that exciting...they just had to grace their fabulousness and fake everything...on the poor 99 cent store masses. Aren't we better for them! I say amen to fake ass tortured looking byatches...I have a crazy idea...donate some of your money to charity, get a real job...and get out of the public eye... PPLLEEAASEE at least Tyrant was a model...now she is a professional pain in the ass!
beautiful = hungry?
Day two of my saga to thinness I weakened and ate an oreo. I am now so ashamed....
I clicked on Tyra's pic and her hair is crimped, CRIMPED, is that shit coming back too? NOOOOOOO
hey that is an $800.00 weave Tyra has on.... don't mess with it
katiescarlett | 08.10.06 - 5:20 pm | #
LMAO maybe they bought some "lip chap" at the 99 Cent store, lol
somewhere out there is the great wide abyss, there are several horses missing their tails....
Who wears a most likely $2,000 designer dress to the 99cent store? The welfare moms be like, oooo, bitch.
What are these shitheads trying to prove by going to a 99c store?
"Ooh, we're millionaires but let's go to the 99c store like poor people and see what we can get! Tee hee, it'll be,like, so fun and different, and kind of ironic, no? Ya, like, OMG, toootally! *giggles*"
It's a fookin' insult is wot it is.
And Tyra looks more and more like RuPaul everyday.
Tyar is trying to be the next Oprah. She is Skanky!
STOP HATING ON MY GIRLS!
YOURE MAD BECAUSE THEY MAKE MORE MONEY THAN YOU AND BLACK!
(WELL AT LEAST TYRA IS ANYWAY!) ...LOL
AND WHITE PEOPLE WEAR A WEAVE ALSO SO DONT GET IT TWISTED!!!!
This is the most awesome thing ever , now when I go into the 99 cent store , I will feel like Tyra (except for with a fatter ass)
AND WHITE PEOPLE WEAR A WEAVE ALSO SO DONT GET IT TWISTED!!!!
Anonymous | 08.10.06 - 7:51 pm | #
no shit, asshole.
These bitches must have been buying their dexatrim at the $.99 store!!!
Ugly, ugly, ugly....how either of these whores made it as far as they have is beyond me. They look worse than the sluttiest bridge-and-tunnel trash that run around the clubs in Manhattan.
Mama Roux | 08.10.06 - 5:32 pm | #
Hi Sweetie!
Scorpio Minx | Homepage | 08.10.06 - 5:38 pm | #
Hello! I hope all is well with you.
BTW, did you notice that my post at 5:32 was deleted? I don't think I said anything off-topic. MK's post is about Tyra Banks and we were talking about her, so... WTF? 
somewhere out there is the great wide abyss, there are several horses missing their tails....
letinstar | 08.10.06 - 7:14 pm | #
Who wears a most likely $2,000 designer dress to the 99cent store? The welfare moms be like, oooo, bitch.
mishma | 08.10.06 - 7:23 pm | #
A+
it's the tranny and the troll
Morticia | Homepage | 08.10.06 - 5:01 pm | #
You said it!!!!
Let me guess, Tyra is doing an episode on the "poor" life of Nicole Ritchie, the tragedy of being followed by paparazzi everywhere you go. Hey, I have an idea! Don't go where the paparazzi are always at! Like the fucken Ivy and Robertson St. L.A has a gazillion places to shop and these bitches are always at the same fucken place and eating spots. Fuck you Tyra and Nicole.
P.S What is up with Nicole looking like mini Rachel Zoe. Not a good look!
MK you can't keep leaving us with these fug people!!!
It's odd to me that they are friends. Sorry, but I think they look great. At least Tyra does.
nicole bitchy has a zit.
ya i didn't think they were friends either...
I want to know who that man/woman is on the left with the fro.
loves the guy at the end standing by with a kitson bag!
Tyra looks like she's ready to kill in that first photo.
Love Nicole, hate Tyra. I mean, is that bitch INTENTIONALLY getting FAT because she's an Oprah wanna be? Yeah, that's right. I said it. Bitch is GETTING FAT. F-A-T. Read my lips, next season of "Top Model", bitch's models gonna be fatter to make her look less FAT. It happens every season, but that morning show of hers. Ugh. Who wants to see a supermodel turn into Oatmeal and Oprah? Noooooo...but I digress...Nicole, you can't be ghetto if you tried. Give it up and stop hanging around a warmed over ghetto queens AND Parasite princesses. You are too cute for them both. If all else fails, go back to drugs. It couldn't be worse!
Tyra is so stank. And they look ridiculous together.
I soooooooooooooooo dislike Tyra. I'm not understanding why she acts like she's better than everyone else. Big forehead = not working for me.
since when are they friends? oh I'm sooo sick of the same old bullshit every day let juice it up god damit!
nicole looks like she's posing for a mug shot...
i HATE tyra as well. she thinks she's so profound with her modeling "expertise." is it hard to model?! smile, walk, keep your mouth shut... sounds pretty easy to me
Why does Tyra always look like a drag queen? The wig/weave must go!
You think she's had a nose job?
(she = Tyra)
I seen this video on TMZ and it was boring as hell.
99c store- that's where nicole gets her wigs.
YEAH, SO I JUST WANT SEX BUT NO WAYYYYYYYYY WOULD I HIT THAT BAG O BONES. NO WAY!
tigerlilly - oh for god's sake...
In that last photo, it looks like our gal Tara is literally putting Nicole's face on!!! As in, putting on her fake nose, fake eyelashes, etc.
No, no, no, they were BORN in the 99 cent store - they were there for their familt reunion is all. Jeez. Get the facts straight.
I think Nicole is GORGEOUS!. Too skinny but GORGEOUS.
Tyra's body is out of this world. But Tyra is a bitch.
Isn't Nicole Richie black?
Even if she is just Latino or biracial, doesn't being adopted by black people make her black?
Elf alert!!!
Nicole looks like Tyra's little helper...
Oh yeah, sexy bitches.. if I were into bug eyes and flaired nostriles.
Tyra ALWAYS has the trannie thing going on, and Nicole is just simply disgusting looking. These are two unattractive women.
Nicole Richies looks OLD. Lindsay Lohan Old.
The first shot looks like they caught Tyra doing a monkey hoot.
Hey Tyra nice hairline...
tyra without her makeup is
very very
UGLY I mean WOOF CITY!!!!!!!!!!!111
Nicole Ritchie has fake hair?
You guys are all so funny!!
tyra usually looks great. she should stick to her more natural looking makeup.
mishma, person after my own heart.... Should try percocet... better than vicotin.... lol
how is it that tyra is a model? bitch is FUG!
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