i met baby luv and he tried to bite my friend on the foot!
MK DON'T FORGET THE STUFF THEIR SELLING ON EBAY. I READ IT'S SOME PRETTY RAUNCHY SHIT!! THEY'RE ALSO SELLING A VIDEO TAPE THAT SAYS MAKES MEL GIBSON LOOK LIKE AN ANGEL! BABY LUV IS MY NEW HERO.YAY!!!!!!!
MY EARS!!
MY GOD MY EARS!!
HGA
OH SWEET MERCIFUL DEATH PLEASE COME QUICKLY!!
AAHAGAHGAHGA
Is she singing or queefing?
hahah....she has no friends and had to call her PUBLICIST someone she pays to take her to the hospital.
What was she doing playing with Baby Luv at 3:00AM!!?!?!?!
Baby Luv just wanted to catch some zzzzzzzzz's not be played with by some COKED OUT HO-BAG!!!!
DAMN!
Baby Luv is my hero! Too bad she (it) is going to come down with a bad case of Herpes! Oh well! No pain no gain!
How typical-she calls her publicist. What did Kit in Pretty Woman tell prostitute Vivian as she walked Hollywood Blvd and tried to pick up a john? "Work it girl, WORK IT!!!!"
The bite was superficial, just like its owner
Poor Baby Luv is infected with superherpes now. But we'll always idolize him as a hero.
What is that coke ho doing, bugging him in the middle of the night anyway? The only animals you make play with you at two AM are hamsters.
I have have never a worse song. A parrot sounds better than this human condom.
my sources tell me that Baby Luv was awakened around 2:30am by a drunk Penus stroking his genitals looking for sex. As Penus began fellating the kinkajou, her altered state greatly diminished her renowned b.j. skills and she scraped his thing with her teeth repeatedly. Baby Luv had no alternative except to bite her on the arm, since his body isn't long enough to bite her cooch in a traditional sixty nine position. My sources are credible 100% of the time, except when they're not.
GO BABY, GO BABY, GO BABY, IT'S YA BIRFDAY!!!
strap-on mama's boy - LOL!
I thought she had a ferret. What is this animal -- is it legal?
shouldn't it have been Baby Luv getting the tetanus shot?
I DO HOPE BABY LUV IS OK, POOR THING MUSTA BEEN TRAUMATIZED.
What's up with this Elliot Mintz guy?I hope he gets paid well, who else would put up with this stupid bitches antics? I mean really are you that stupid or does it come natural.
That's what I was going to say....poor Baby Luv is probably rotting away with all of Paris's nasty vd as I type this. He probably hated her to begin with for naming him something stupid like Baby Luv, but I am sure hearing that mess pushed him right over the edge.
But yeah....why couldn't he have gone for the throat?
Great, now my ears are bleeding and I'm gonna have to call MY publicist to take ME to the hospital.
"The boys always fight over me, 'cause I'm so sexy..." Is she serious? The only thing boys around her are fighting is the herpes.
the only person that can take her to the hospital is her PUBLICIST? WTF???! She really doesn't have a friend in the world.
what about baby luv's shots? he was just defending himself against the vacume between her legs!
Baby Luv totally needs to hook up with Lewis the cat...
a KINKAJOU as a house pet??
: stupid B
Poor, poor Baby Luv! Having contact with a nasty Parasite! My condolences to the critter...My critters (13 baby bunnies) like to hang out at night too, but me, I prefer sleeping! Critters Rule...People, on the other hand, suck (esp. Parasite!)
TEAM KINKAJOU !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You know Baby Luv is like the monkey from Outbreak now. It will go on to infect the rest of LA. I still LOVE THIS HOT BITCH THOUGH.
Lol'd at Voodoo & Radio!!! Coked up Ho & fighting herpes
You mean Paris hasn't already had her tetanus shots? Wait what do they give you for gonorrhea?
AWW... POOR LITTLE GUY.
JUST FIGHTING FOR HIS RIGHT TO CHOOSE HIS SEXUAL PARTNERS.
SO SAD.
FIGHT ON LITTLE GUY, DON'T LISTEN TO HER, SHE DOESN'T LOVE YOU, SHE'S JUST USIN YOU.
PEACE OUT BABY LUV. FIGHT.
KEEP FIGHTIN!
Baby Luv is one neglected baby.....she should have been named Suri.
For many reasons, I believe Jesus is returning soon--if not in the year 2000, certainly thereabouts. But I'm especially drawn to II Timothy 3:1-5, which describes the state of the world in the "last days." Tell me if this doesn't sound like our world: "But realize this, that in the last days difficult times will come.
For men will be lovers of self, lovers of money, boastful, arrogant, revilers, disobedient to parents, ungrateful, unholy, unloving, irreconcilable, malicious gossips, without self-control, brutal, haters of good, treacherous, reckless, conceited, lovers of pleasure rather than lovers of God, holding to a form of godliness, although they have denied its power; Avoid such men as these."
These are the end of times.....the final days.......and it all started with BABY LUV!!!!!!!!!!
baby luv = apocalypse. Hmmmm
AWW... POOR LITTLE GUY.
JUST FIGHTING FOR HIS RIGHT TO CHOOSE HIS SEXUAL PARTNERS.
That song crashed my browser, and I'm sure my computer has an STD now.
I don't think we have to worry about Paris, it's Baby Luv who needs medical attention... GIVE THAT KIKAJOU A CRABS SHOT ASAP. LOL
This bitch (not you, Baby Luv!) has to call her effin' PUBLICIST to take her to the clinic? How pathetic is that? No friends or family would even pick up the phone for you, huh, Paris? Stupid slut...she has to pay people to even give a rat's ass (sorry again, Baby Luv...no pun intended!) about her!
ew what is that, a rat?
i just saw a news update on the situation. it's worse than we thought. apparently it was a domestic violence situation. baby luv has a drinking problem, and well, he knocked paris around a little bit and then took a bite of her. she's decided not to press charges because she loves him and believes he will change. i'll have a further update later.
Is a KINKAJOU legal? Don't know why I must know, but I must. Too lazy to do the research...hating google these days.
update:
baby luv's lost it!!! paris bailed him out of jail, and it's bad! he was unhappy with all the photogs there and is using a bloody syringe like a squirt gun on them!! meanwhile you can hear paris in the background screaming "don't take him, i love him"!!!! it's just horrid!
paris' publicist has just released the following statement:
"yes, it is true that there was a domestic dispute between ms paris and baby luv, and i was in fact called to her home at 3am. this has been a very difficult time for them both, but they are still very much in love and they ask that you please respect their privacy during this difficult time. though it has been reported that during the arrest some anti semitic remarks were thrown around during arrest, this is not true. that is all."
as of press time baby luvs publicist had no comment.
anorexicist -- what the fuck kind of animal is that?
it's really wrong to own these as pets; they're not domesticated
anorexicist -- what the fuck kind of animal is that?
vampira | 08.11.06 - 2:45 am | #
honestly, i have no idea wtf that thing is! kinkajou...wasn't that a pokemon?
at any rate, look at his glazed out wild ass looking eyes! would you wanna cuddle with that fucking thing?
The eyes remind me of a lemur, which is why I think it can't be legal. Wait, am I on young Clooney or kinkajou? OK....works on either thread.
it kinda looks like christy brinkley all botoxed out.
awww, give old girl a break. hate her dork pedophile husband.
mercifully, this will not download....and how can i adopt baby since she is my new idol
i'm afraid baby luv is unavailable at the moment, as he has just recently checked himself into rehab for alcoholism in a last ditch effort to save his relationship with paris.
I commend Baby Luv for biting Paris, but that fuzzy little thing's life is over. Trust me. Mama Hilton is skinning Baby Luv right now, and in about an hour that Kinkajou is going to be a shishkebob.
da hell is a kinkajou? looks like a damn rat.
sometimes animals bite. that's not news. maybe if it was a regular domesticated animal, i'd be like 'oh hell, what did she do to it to make it bite?' cuz there's usually always a reason for domesticated animals.
nondomesticated animals, though? is it even supposed to be around humans?
I want to adopt baby love....he is the cutest thing ever.....
And that poor animal...HE should have got a tetnus shot....
And Sweet Mother of God MK...that song is a hot mess....thank GOD I listened on an empty stomach...that bitch can make a deaf man scream "Your songs suck!"
Haha awesome.
A kinkajou (aka honey bear) is a nocturnal, fruit-eating mammal of Central and South America, which has a rounded head, slender body, yellowish-brown fur and a long, prehensile tail.
this particular kinkajou is my new hero. Sadly Baby Luv is not long for this world due to infection received from a certain parasite.
This is sad. Kinkajous are definitely NOT domesticated and should NOT be pets!!!
looks like a possum.
Wait a minute, shouldn't Baby Luv be the one getting the tetanus shot?
In the state of California, it's illegal to have wild animals as pets - ferrets, pygmy hedghogs, and kinkajous.
I would have drop-kicked it across the mansion, then had it deported.
im scared for poor baby luv, hes prob a coat by now
Oh shit! That is the totes most hilaire shit I've heard all week!
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they were sore and swollen!
honestly, i have no idea wtf that thing is! kinkajou...wasn't that a pokemon?
Anorexorcist | Homepage | 08.11.06 - 2:52 am | #
No, a kinkajou is not the same a a Peekachou.......lol
Poor thing. It was just trying to get free, and now its gonna go the way of Tinkerbell (and God only knows where that thing is)
And you know that bitch will have it made into an ugly ass coat or fur hat.
Baby Luv needs the tetanus shot,not Parasite.
Horrid woman will probably have him put down for not worshiping her appropriately.
Her song sounds like one SICK ego trip! A badly sung ego trip at that!
She also has monkeys. I can't stand it when people have pets they have no understanding of. Monkeys are much like children and need a protective family unit not a drunk, self loving fool raising them.
baby luv bit paris on her fugly face earlier this year, I think she was in a lingerie shop. feel free to google it.
I thought the authorities took Baby Luv away already? I had no idea she still had that little thing.
I think they should've given Baby Luv a tetanus shot instead! lol!
What I don't understand is that she wears animals that look just like this yet she also claims to like them. She's an idiot.
why hasn't she been forced to turn that thing over - i thought it was illegal or endangered or something? at least it's a noctournal animal, so it can always enjoy the clubs at night or crawl into her black hole vag for a nap or fly catching.
holy hell.... somebody call the friggin epa.... got some strange shioooot in the animals now....
That song crashed my browser, and I'm sure my computer has an STD now.
LA | Homepage | 08.11.06 - 1:46 am | #
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LOL!!! It did mine too.
Hasn't Baby Luv tried to escape a couple times also??
Paris shouldve taken the hint.
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