BAAAAAAAA
I kill myself.
this bitch is out of her fucking diseased mind....i tell ya side effects of std's are powerful
sorry but isn't marilyn in a mausoleum (i.e. a drawer)?
There is no way this is true. Come on.
By the way, that's the stupidest outfit I have ever seen.
what a worthless bitch. the goat probably killed itself because of her rancid coochie smell.
I am out of words to describe how much I detest this skanky whore. *grabbing Webster's*
Good Morning All. Happy Weekend.
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ATTN: TO ALL WHO KNOW MIZRO
I heard from her and she sends her thanks and love for your kind words and thoughts and told me to tell everyone to tell their family members how much you love them.
And nobody give me shit for going off topic either. Just wanted to pass that along. That's all.
Her dirt-star tastes like hot buttered goat ass.
What's up with MIZRO??
I didn't know she had a goat. Well I don't see what's wrong with burying the goat there. Goats, and all animals deserve the same respect (if not more) as humans.
"I only assumed that the Hollywood crowd nicknamed her vagina "the goat" because it devours anything in sight."
Another classic, MK!
THanks, NoAnjl. I was actually about to go off-topic myself to ask you if you'd heard from her.
Gary - her brother was killed last Friday in motor cycle accident.
PLEASE NO ONE START ABOUT CYCLES.
That is beyond disgraceful and disrespectful. Blohan should kick her ass for making her idol roll in her grave.
I still can't believe she actually bought the goat and now she's burying it at a prestigous cementery. Someone needs to protest this insanity!!!
Her dirt-star tastes like hot buttered goat ass.
Gary Coleman | 08.11.06 - 11:38 am | #
I love that shit! (no pun intended)
I do agree that animals do deserve the same respect, however, it is a cemetary where "famous people" are burried...not famous people's pets. I wouldn't even put Paris Hilton in the same cemetary with Marilyn Monroe, let alone her goat.
Thanks, NoAnjl. Please send my best wishes & hugs when you talk to Miz again.
crysara: I would take Paris' body to the local dump.
What is up with the "almost-boob-belt"?
LA/Deb: will do. 
i love animals - been a vegan for years - and would be absolutely fucking livid if someone buried a goat next to my mom at the cemetary.
This story just gets my goat!
I, too, thought the goat was what those in the know called her twat.
My grandma & grandpa are buried in that graveyard. Just thought I'd share.
I hope that money bite gave her rabies
haha
fucking hilarious. Marry me.
Is this shit for fucking real? SERIOUSLY? A goat? LOL
The only people I knew that had goats in LA were the wetbacks that lived behind us...and don't start the racist shit.. I am mexican, I can say that
I call BS on this - Hugh Hefner owns the plot next to MM, and indeed, it is a drawer thingy that she's buried in. I doubt that a legit cemetery even allows pet burial amongst humans. Nice try though.
How many goddamn animals can she fit in her coochie?!?
Theres :
Tinkerbell
Baby Luv
a Ferret?
and a goat?
Sh'es got a fucking zoo in her pants.
Lets hope she doesn't start a petting zoo 
I think Marilyn already has neighbors.
Thanks for the update NoAnjl!!
Looking at leaving early myself. Beautiful out and there's no one in this Godforsaken place which is just about to close their doors.
(groan) please tell me you made this one up.
Could this bitch get any more fukt?
I watched bits and peices of her special on Mtv the other night and she did talk about having a goat. Named Billy. When she was showing all her pets. So, that much I believe...then she told this boring story of how she had to drive them back from Vegas cuz they wouldn't let her put them on a plane??
I call B.S. on the burial plot too.
I don't think you can bury animals in a people cemetary.
O.k., if you wear an outfit with a belt line- it is NOT o.k. to put one up above your boobs.
I've said it before, unless Paris airs her vagina every 10 minutes, her vagina will spontaneously combust and the fall out will be so caustic that it woould be felt in my neck of the woods. Which is why I applaud her attempts at pussy maintenence every chance she gets.
When this bitch gets buried, the deads will rise, because there is no more room in hell
i love animals - been a vegan for years - and would be absolutely fucking livid if someone buried a goat next to my mom at the cemetary.
IloveOtis
True, but the goat died of natural causes, they didn't kill it for appetizers or a blood sacrifice
Yes I hate her but her legs are hot in that pic
Marilyn Monroe is buried in a masoleum in Westwood Cemetary and Hugh Hefner is the one who bought space next to her many years ago. He said he did it in order to honor the woman who was Playboy's first covergirl and made his magazine a success.
That belt looks totally retarded and the purse looks like it's an attachment to the belt.
You're comments seriously make me laugh out loud at my desk... fucking hysterical... I so wish you lived here... I'd hang out with you every single day!!!!
Not to mention that cemetaries don't bury people and animals in the same section.
Wait, she want to bury livestock?!!!! Ok well then you better bury with Mister Happy, my 10in veined up dildo because I want that shit with me in the afterlife...
NoAnjl | 08.11.06 - 11:38 am | #
Thanks NoAnjl......hop Miz is doing well.
On topic: another brainless twat with a belt maladjustment.......
why did the terrorists have to blow up the twin towers, and not paris?
I'm with Suse and Love...
This is bullshit, but I'm glad it was published so MK had the chance to make the goat/vagina joke. GOLD!
http://www.hollywoodusa.co.uk/
We...rilynsgrave.htm
Yes I hate her but her legs are hot in that pic
those legs are fucking awful... those ashlee simpson leg pics were way better
celebrity hater - if you saw those legs and didn't know they were her you'd say they were hot, says ten bucks!
That's true that she's in a masoleum. Hugh Hefner bought the crypt next to Monroe. There are no empty spots available near her.
Her legs look like the legs of this bitch I stood behind in line at the register at Forever 21. She looked exactly like Donatella Versace. Bitch last saw 21 in the 70's. I really had to concentrate on not busting out laughing. She also had spawn, which depressed me and I had to self medicate when I got home.
Yeah, I am blaming the bitch at Forever 21 for my alcoholism, it works for me
I deeply apologize to NoAnjil but...
WHAT IS IT WITH THE WONKLY PLACED BELTS? THAT SHIT IS JUST WRONG.
That is all...
NoAnjl | 08.11.06 - 11:38 am | #
Thanks NoAnjl - I was woundering how she was doing about a 1/2 hr ago.
Do her clothes maybe look better in person? That belt looks stupid.
I cannot find the words. Seriously.
BTW Isn't that the belt cum bra look that Keira Knightley was rocking recently?
Rachel Zoe is a sartorial genius.
Barburger - hello!! Oy, my head. I so need to start over.
witcyn
mishma!! Paybacks are a bitch, bitch!!!
Eddie
Hi Scorpio Minx pretty toes!
Someone probably told her it was MM's mausoleum, and the idiot believed it.
RETARD! human condom! fucking no-talent skank!!
Poor baby NoAnjil, I feel for you.
Yesterday I teetered between barfing/crapping my pants/farting like a steam engine. It was a bad one. The DH was even worse. Last night all you heard in our house was "uuuughghgh" in gutteral tones from our bedroom.
Not in a good way either.
Ok TMI, back to our regularily scheduled programming.
What thread am I in, oh Paris? Do you think she gave the goat herpes?
mishma *hoping no one comes near desk - just let go really bad one*
does a scortching case of herpes really destroy what little brain cells this twit has?...i guess i answered my own question...
mishma - WTF are you guys eating???
This is lame, everyone knows hugh hefner owns the plot next to MM and is going to be buried next to her, duh.
Yesterday I teetered between barfing/crapping my pants/farting like a steam engine. It was a bad one. The DH was even worse. Last night all you heard in our house was "uuuughghgh" in gutteral tones from our bedroom.
Thank God no one is here. Seriously, laughed so hard at this. I'm sure me and the hub will be in the same place tomorrow--and I'll be thinking of you!
celebrity hater - if you saw those legs and didn't know they were her you'd say they were hot, says ten bucks!
naw.. they look scrawny to me.. like no fat but no muscle tone either. these girls at the gyms using stair climber type of machines... man they have great legs. but it's all about personal taste.
Billy, it's what i didn't eat. I drank beer and my stomach no likey
Hi Scorpio Minx pretty toes!
NoAnjl | 08.11.06 - 12:22 pm | #
Hello Doll! Send my love to Mizro.
mishma - my bf farts like a mack truck when he drinks beer... take some beano!
*hoping no one comes near desk - just let go really bad one*
NoAnjl | 08.11.06 - 12:32 pm | #
Used to work with this girl who loved to drink and had a bad stomach. One day she let it rip and the Comp. Prez came by asking who threw eggsalad into their garbage. We were banned from eating lunch at our desk for awhile. Little did he know it was her ass!
when will someone kill her.
She is teh mosquito of humanity. I f you eliminater her there will be no harm for both have no value.
Barburger had a friend who had her own office and loved to smell her own farts (she admitted it, most of us will not). She'd fart the office up. Boss comes in and, well, there ain't nowhere to hide or blame the dog!!!
Haha, I have my own office THANK GOD. There were times tho that my office was, um sulfuric.
She'll have tree trunks once she starts gaining weight. No tone! No tone at all.
As for the goat, they should dig it up and mail it back to her. What a little tw... well, I can't write the word on here.
Barburger | 08.11.06 - 12:43 pm | #
I was just going to say that - they're like hard boiled egg smell!!!!
Scorpio - will do honeybunch!
billyballs - one time my hubby said to me "Jesus Christ!!! What the hell died in you???" pretty bad.
okay, that's enough
I thought MM was in a masoleum? I went there once when I lived in California. What is this about a plot?
thepaganone: who is your av?
Well, once again I am commenting on this useless piece of human flesh. I love and adore animals...way more than people...trust me. But I also know that it is ILLEGAL to bury animals...you cannot bury an animal in city limits. I worked in veterinary medicine...they are disposed of by cremation (you can keep the ashes) by Cal Pet and other agencies which pick up the bodies and dispose of them. So once again, Parasite has found new lows to hit...and by the way she is absolutely grotesque and those pants look like boxer shorts...and ugly everything including legs...
Gary - her brother was killed last Friday in motor cycle accident.
PLEASE NO ONE START ABOUT CYCLES.
NoAnjl | 08.11.06 - 11:43 am | #
That's terribly sad Please pass along condolences.
ohmy - you got it
This isn't true.
Marilyn was cremated. The crypt on one side was bought by Hugh Hefner. The crypt on the other side is already being used - a 15 year old girl's dying wish was to be next to Marilyn Monroe. She got her wish.
This article is PATHETIC.
Marilyn isn't buried in the ground, she's entombed (if that is right word) above ground; however, Natalie Wood and the "their back" girl are buried in the ground in the same cemetery - all 3 locations are easy to spot by all the cards, balloons, letters and shit that all the lunatics leave
http://www.hollywoodusa.co.uk/
We...rilynsgrave.htm
Marilyn is here... pictures included. No grave. Looks like Paris is a liar, or her and her goat got rooked..
Paris is now an offical member of wrongly wear the freaky-belt fashion club..? Hahaha
WTF????? what is she doing in the first pic????
This story can't possibly be right. Marilyn Monroe was cremated and her ashes are in a mausoleum (ie. in a wall in a cemetary)
WTF????? what is she doing in the first pic????
saying hello to her crabs
She's becoming the crazy lady with all the animals who ends up getting arrested by the ASPCA...
Yes, Ms. Monroe IS in a drawer - masoleum... it's covered with kisses. Behind the Avco theater on Wilshire in LA. the wall next to her has that little girl from Poltergeist. Natalie Wood has a plot in that cemetary (in the ground)... can they BURY pets without the dead people signing off? hmmmm... Now that Paris has undoubtedly smeared her herpes mouth all over MM's drawer, the rest of us must now approach wearing latex.
Someone has to kill paris hilton, i hope someone out there has the balls to do it soon.
If that is true she has just showed what a disgusting human being she is.
Hey guys, check out what's at idontlikeyouinthatway.com/ -- they have more pics of Paris from this set of photos. And if you look at the last two, you'll see her not noticing that a nearby couple are LAUGHING at her.
So much for "the boys all fight over me." THAT boy looks like he's about to start mimicking her.
Now that is STUPID she first says she is the next Marilyn Monroe and she is going to bury her dead Goat beside the ICON? How much disrespect is that!? So it will be Billy Goat, Marilyn and Hugh Heffner all in a row? A Goat!? WTF! HOW DISRESPECTFUL!
who's the gospel choir who took money to shuck and jive for this bullshit?
people feel close to their pets. i don't have a problem with that or her buying a plot for her pet goat (my pet goat.. heh... reminds me of a certain book read to a certain group of children by a certain Chimp, 5 years ago September).
i do feel mighty strange about what folks will do, what price they'll put on their souls.
I read her new animal toy (kinkajou or whatever it's supposed to be) bit her and she had to go to the emergency room. I hope the ASPCA is bringing her up on abuse charges for infecting the poor animal.
Hahaha Paris Hilton is such a mess! What a little joker.
Paris, Paris, Paris...she had a good fierce run with her style for a little while but THIS OUTFIT DIDN'T CALL FOR A HI-RISE BELT. LOOK AT THIS MESS! I don't care how cute the fucking shoes are, that outfit is not chestbeltworthy.
Ha ha ha! I also thought 'goat' was MK latest nickname for her rotten old cooter.
Since when do cemetaries for humans allow animals to be buried in them?
Even in death rich people get away with shit.
that's it MK!!! i don't want to see one more blog on this icky bitch, if i do out come the eyeballs!!! i mean it!!! i'll pop them right outta my skull and you'll be responsible!!! is that what you want? do ya???
My god I thought this was about her cooch.
Hopefully she'll die before old Billy!
Seriously...that is so disrespectful, and the people who run that place need to put a stop to it somehow.
Granted, she has a lot of money buy people off, but it's also a celeb cemetary, and there's probably a law, so now that she's been found out, it's doubtful she'll be able to pull off her mockery.
UGH!!! BITCH. Im not even go get started on this. All I have to say is when she dies after someone kills or or the veneral diseases have took their toll, which shouldnt be long, Im going to raise money and build a big fat permanant porta potty right next to her grave. Ok so its not for animals so dont let her do it idiots. I am so sick of these fucks being able to buy their way into everything.
Ok I just read the comments, it is probobly not true, I wouldnt put it past her though to try something like that. Insensitive cow.
The poor goat probably died from being infected with one of her diseases after she had sex with it. She claims shes not going to have sex with men for a year. She said nothing about animals. Lock up your dogs.
what a worthless bitch. the goat probably killed itself because of her rancid coochie smell.
IloveOtis | 08.11.06 - 11:38 am |
Haven't you seen that one South Park episode? I wouldn't put it past those poor animals.
I am so not believing this. BTW
This story is total bullshit. It is a well known fact that Hugh Heffner purchased and owns the plot next to the legendary Marilyn Monroe, he bought it years ago. That plot is waiting for Hugh Heffner when he dies.
Truman Capote was cremated and his ashes , and was his life-long partner Jack Dunphy's, were scattered over a pond near Sagaponack, where there is a plaque commemorating them.
she got bitten by her monkey...didnt aids come from monkeys???? uh oh next thing you know aids will be the new IT thing...
THATS DISGUSTING NOW THATS JUST A WASTE OF SPENDING MONEY..JEZZ FEED A FRIGGEN POOR KID WITH THAT
The syph's gotten to her pea brain.
How does Paris maintain such nice legs? I can't picture her working out....
I 2nd everyone else on that belt thing - this girl, I mean, ho, just puts things on for the sake of it.
Geez!
Gary she maintains those legs by never putting them together. Hell it looks like she can't even walk like a normal human now. I guess if we all "crab" walked all over our legs would look skinny skanky too.
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