first again?
i really need to get back to work... and i can't wait until this bitch and her daughter go away.
I'm so tired of the word "empowered".
Oh shut the fuck up already!
At least she is better-looking than her daughter.
Is that her at that lawsuit battle she is in.
do you mean "she doesn't have the talent of 1/10 of the residue on Oprahs tampon"?
Saw this story earlier, what a joke. She is not the White Oprah, she is the female Jerry Springer. WTF Dina, who comes to you for motherly advice? Yeah, How to bail your husband/boyfriend/children (this will eventually happen) out of jail, score coke, or dress like ho is not motherly advice. Once W.T. always W.T. Accept the fact of reality.
And don't even insult Oprah by eluding you are anything like her. for God's sake Dina get a grip. Relaity you are a W.T. MILF, accept and go on.
Her daughter is an under age drinker and smokes like a chimney! Not many mothering skills there!
Even the residue on her tampon doesn't have 1/10th of Oprah's talent.
ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
If this c u next tuesday fart in a mitten crackwhore gets a show I seriously might kill myself
I don't see one as being better than the other. Oprah has a talent for yap and condescension. Blohan's mom probably a better lay. Take your pick.
WORST
MOTHER
EVER
This is the woman who let her (at the time) 17yo daughter go clubbing and get hammered all the time -- and she's giving people advice? Douchebag. I can hear her now... "No, honey, it isn't right to have a gang bang on a first date. Save that for at least the third date. First dates are for fellatio and pizza."
Well at least we all know why little lindsay lohan was thrust into the entertainment industry - so her scarecrow of a mother can get herself on TV.
People like this deserve to be thrown out of a car like a dead coke whore on Mulholland Drive.
o you mean "she doesn't have the talent of 1/10 of the residue on Oprahs tampon"?
Morticia | Homepage | 08.11.06 - 12:12 pm | #
I noticed that too, Tish.
Even the residue on her tampon doesn't have 1/10th of Oprah's talent.
You slay me MK.
oh please. You can't even help your daughter, how the hell are you going to help millions of people? You will help them get ON drugs, but that's about it Dino.
what a great accomplishment as a mother. using your daughter as a stepstool to the secretly desperate need for attention you have...stepping on your daughter's head to push her farther and farther into the alcohol, drug, and sex scene because it might get your name to the right ears.
you fucking self-absored piece of shit trash whore. you deserve to spend an eternity picking the scabs off your daughters' soul.
"I think the public would listen to me before someone who doesn't live it-you need someone who lives it."
Lives what? This bitch is just trying to cash in on her daughter's 15 minutes to make her own cash before Lindsay implodes.
And ditto for me Gary Coleman - nowadays, when I hear the word empowered, I think of SpongeBob.
GARY! i soooo prefer Tish to Mort or Mortie. Thanks! 
And Oprah is no prize, either. I can't STAYUND her.
First dates are for fellatio and pizza."
the betsy | Homepage | 08.11.06 - 12:17 pm |
DID YOU READ MY DIARY?!
she has GOT to be kidding me.
She should have her kids taken away....she is a horrible mother.
dina put the "whore" in attention...so really it's all about herand she's living through blohan..no wonder blohan is a wreck...i might have to start feelong bad for blohan cuz she really has no one since even her own mother is more worried about her own career......
If Dina Hohan were my mom, I'd fucking kill myself.
Episode 1:
Living the American Dream: Selling out your daughter(s) to the highest possible bidder
Episode 2: America the Beautiful: A survey of the country's best toilet stalls for discretely taking a bump of coke.
Seriously, this woman symbolizes everything that is wrong w/ this country!
that shit will be cancelled before it airs.
I just heard this on the radio, and it's fucking foul for this bitch to have any kind of career other than coke whore.
DINA IS A MILF!
Is she still married or did she divorce that jerk of a husband? He's still in jail, isn't he? I thought I had read where when they were seperated, he raped/sodomized her. "nice" guy. Let him sit in jail.
OK, so let me get this straight - Dina Lohan wants to have her own talk show because she thinks she can help people with their problems. Um, perhaps she can help her own drug addict daughter.........I mean she's probably done lines with her. She's just trying to cash in.
I don't doubt this story at all. Any douchebag that claims some fame can produce a syndicated talk show. That doesn't mean it will necessarily last (see: Tony Danza).
That said, this bitch and Joe Simpson seriously need to get together. That would be one fucked-up Brady Bunch.
omg i really hate this woman now.
It's nothing trashy. We're not going to follow dates to bars and see what happens, or anything like that.
trashy? YOUR OWN DAUGHTER IS TRASHY!!!!!!!! fuck.. if you want to EMPOWER woman, how about getting your daughter off cocaine, get he to stop being an anorexic and blowing every guy in the city.
hell, show her some pics of genital warts... by the way guys, look at pics of genital warts, you will NEVER look at sex in the same way again. i warn you... it is NOT for the faint of heart, BELIEVE me. BELIEVE me. BELIEVE me. believe me.
First dates are for fellatio and pizza."
the betsy | Homepage | 08.11.06 - 12:17 pm |
DID YOU READ MY DIARY?!
Morticia | Homepage | 08.11.06 - 12:20 pm | #
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Morticia, you wench...between you and mishma ---there's barely a day that goes by when something doesn't come flying out the nostril or mouth.
I did not know that Tish. I shall not call you Mort again.
"I love to talk" = around the cock in my mouth
"because that's just who I am and how I was raised." = and judging from my daughter, these values were of the most upstanding moral fabric.
"girl-empowered, woman show." = like the girl on girl porn I did in the 80's that I had to pay some asshole a ton of money to make disappear
"It's a good heartwarming show. It's nothing trashy." = The FCC wouldn't let me do I what I really wanted to do.
Gawd I hate this skank whore cps nightmare
thanks Barburger. seriously, mishma cracks me the fuck up too
don't care..... his biotch is seriously too "anonymous" for this website.....
why does she and oprah have to be identified by their race? As if the white people don't like oprah...
MK is being too nice...
As if this bleeding skaink biscuit wears tampons!
she'll have a fan base, and she'll prob get the show just cause of Lindsay. they'll take into account Lindsay's fan will want to see it. Linsday will make guest appearances... blah blah blah...
She'll do 'my momma and me' moments like Tyra does with her mother on her show. Lindsay has that young fan base and they'll eat that shit up. For a season at least.
I thought Oprah was the white Oprah.
Wow, first saying Lindsay will win an Oscar, now saying she's the white oprah?? What the fuck is she smoking? Oh wait, crack, that's right.
I thought Oprah was the white Oprah.
Peggy
True! good one....
This si the funniest thing I've read all day. well, besides the terrorists trying to blow up planes with gatorade.
well, besides the terrorists trying to blow up planes with gatorade.
lol, glad someone else saw the ridiculousness in the liquid ban
So she's saying she's the white devil??
the betsy | Homepage | 08.11.06 - 12:17 pm | #
Melvin Gibsonberg aka Tang | 08.11.06 - 12:18 pm | #
Morticia | Homepage | 08.11.06 - 12:18 pm | #
letinstar | 08.11.06 - 12:22 pm | #
mishma | 08.11.06 - 12:35 pm | #
jen (not the original) | 08.11.06 - 12:23 pm | #
The above are just some of the post here which I read that match my feelings. What is wrong with this woman? Does she not see what a wreck her own daughter is?
Has anyone ever thought, seriously, that Lindsey could very well get an STD? Really, it is possible for famous people to die of AIDS whether or not Dino wants to admit it.
Cocaine Kate | 08.11.06 - 12:29 pm | #
LOL that would be a good reality show to put Dino on. Her and Joe Simpson--perfect idea! It could be called: "The Fucked Up Bunch." Now how would the theme song go? Any ideas anyone? 
eyah - you know how they make you take a sip of whatever you've got? Apparently the terrorists had some concoction that settled to the bottom and the top was "harmless". I can see them asking to shake up the drinks then sip. Pop pop fizz fizz.
Dude several planes were not allowed ANYTHING to carry on: no food, drinks, books, computers... i'm surprised the people on the plane didn't kill each other
I think you meant to say, she doesn't have 1/10th of the talent on Oprah's tampon. It's easy to flip it around.
And this delusional fame-ho has been trying to be famous since day one, and now her daughter is infamous enough for her to finally reap some rewards. Problem is, she's a creepy, nasty woman who doesn't care how whorish, drugged-out or starving her child is, so long as the meal ticket remains. As a result, people don't really give a damn what she thinks.
How can you help others, when your daughter is addicted to yeyo.
In an ideal world this cunt would be next door to her hubby in PMITA prison, but the world sucks so, she isn't
Am I the only one who thinks that Dina Lohan look like Lindsay's new boyfriend/f*ck-of-the-week, Harry Morton, in drag?
pish posh, oprah is white. & that lady is disgusting, no one would watch that shit.
damn.. dina's looks just scream "i'm a rich MILF living in california."
Um, it wasn't gatorade retards. it was explosive shit disguised as gatorade.
WHITE TRASH MORE LIKE IT!
A husband in jail, oldest daughter heading for rehab, Ali is probably prostituting herself while Dina is at Bungalow 8 or Marquee, and the sons.....
Yeah Dina, please give the world your advice.
She's just a used up Rockette. Unless she's giving advice about STDs and selling your children to the highest bidder, she should just shut up.
On BEST WEEK EVER last week, they had a clip of Dina on ACCESS HOLLYWOOD defending Lindsay's most recent bout with 'exhaustion'. One of the commentators prefaced it with, 'Dina Lohan emerged from her tanning booth with this statement'. Brilliant.
Clean up the filth in your own backyard before you start doling out advice.. Dumb bitch.
Maybe her show will be a joint effort with Lynn Spears -- how to turn your daughter into a drugged out, burnt-out ho-bag joke.
Morticia | Homepage | 08.11.06 - 12:18 pm | #
DITTO!
Maybe her show will be a joint effort with Lynn Spears -- how to turn your daughter into a drugged out, burnt-out ho-bag joke.
seven
Great idea! Throw in Joe Simpson, too. These 3 could compare pimping techniques.
Baby L-Lo girl is her meal ticket.. And, if Momma parties all night, doesn't show for work or whines a lot.. you know they will fire her too.
lindsay is neither famous or a big star!!! dina the money hungry bitch wants a talk show what balls this one has. you mean the springer show..go away both of you!!! i will never see a movie with lindsay in it or a talk show with her mother. TRASH! TRASH! TRASH!
God, I love this family. I have never seen any of Lindsey's movies, nor heard her "music", but this is seriously the most entertaining pair ever!! Every day another embarrassing quote/picture/incident. Reading about these retarded fuck bags is my favorite pastime. I miss Jerry Springer. Thank the Lord for the Hohans.
so her daughter's friends come to her with their problems huh? is that because their own parents would kick their asses and dina just gives them a bump to make it all better?
MK your dis does not make sense. Shouldn't it be "Oprah's residue on her tampon has more talent than Dinah"?
Go to hell white bitch.
I am so sick of the Lohans. The only thing making them famous is the paparazzi.
I can't believe this coke whore is saying this shit. If she cared about people, her daughter wouldn't be bottoming out on drugs like she is and she wouldn't be hanging out in bars with her underage kid, snorting coke bought buy said druggie. That family should be brought up on charges for what the way they've exploited Hohan. It's fucking tragic and it's going to end badly if they don't shape up and start behaving like parents. WTF? Go away scumb bag.
Great idea! Throw in Joe Simpson, too. These 3 could compare pimping techniques.
Deb | 08.11.06 - 1:41 pm | #
And then when the ratings took a dive, all three scummy pimp-parents would have their little girls turn up on the show, to do some mud-wrestling.
First episond: How you to can raise a spoiled drunken ho
Maybe her show will be a joint effort with Lynn Spears -- how to turn your daughter into a drugged out, burnt-out ho-bag joke.
seven
Great idea! Throw in Joe Simpson, too. These 3 could compare pimping techniques.
Deb | 08.11.06 - 1:41 pm | #
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I'd remove Lynn Spears, and replace her with The Evilness, Kit Culkin. Now that dude was HEINOUS to his children.
Last paragraph of the post said it all.
(and she ain't no MILF neither)
At least we know where Lindsay gets her big ego. Dina comparing herself to Oprah is like how Lindsay keeps comparing herself to Marylin Monroe.
typical hollywood stage mom but this douchbag brings it to a new level someone set fire to her soon
Orpah is a journalist. WTF is Dina?
Yeah, wasn't she once a newscaster or something of the sort?
Dina is a frickin' EX ROCKETTE. Yeah, that's the same as a seasoned journalist!
..."If her daughter wasn't a big star..."?
LOL
big vagina ho! yes!
Saw this story earlier, what a joke. She is not the White Oprah, she is the female Jerry Springer.
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nah, she's not jerry springer. she's a jerry springer SHOW.
She is as delusional as her daughter who thinks she is Marilyn Monroe.
i know what Dina means, when I'm all coked up I feel like I should have a talk show too!!
How can anyone call this woman a MILF, and did she actually pose in playboy, like someone on this site said a couple weeks ago? She's mad ugly just like lohole. Who would pay to see that? This bitch is delusional, nothing she says makes any sense, I can't wait to see if this talk show actually happens. It'll be cancelled as soon as it comes out.
I'm waiting for Oprah's BIG comedown but this skank couldn't beat boring ass STeadman's own talk show.
w h o r e
She has been whoring her kids around forever..its Nancy Meyers fault that Lindsay is famous. This cunt has been cashing checks off her spawn forever..a sick sick woman.
I'll take advice from a drunk, homeless man before I will take advice from this bitch.
Dina looks like she has a stinky cooch. The prototypical "firecrotch".
i'd fuck her
Worms in my dog's stool would be better talk show hosts.
how i hate this woman for whoring out her daughter...she need shut up and sit down!!
She could play the Supreme Court version of Anna Nicole in the biography of her life!! haha
I think she looks pretty in that picture
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