yeah..
I. WANT. THAT. FUCKING. CAR.
I like the car too.... TISH! waka waka
oh, and his lip infection is leftover from eating Paris' cooch...that shit will flare up once in a while...
isn't that his tongue?
he makes me sick
i want that surfboard! .. not really, i've never surfed, but i'd look cool if i could
i always thought val was fug, but you know what, the shaved head thing is a great look on him
why this sudden fascination with val? his days of getting by on his looks are very much over...tee hee...
he's licking his top lip. geez.
Oh my GOD. He has that Raul Julia 'stache, the pot belly, the muscle car...........I'm calling it midlife crisis.
That's his tongue as he is jacked up on Dexitrim after seeing himself yesterday
yeah, i think he's licking his lip.
and I'm sorry - THE CROCS he's wearing?? What the H-E-double-hockey sticks?
am i the only one who still things he's hot? it's just his tongue.. yum
MK that's his tongue silly. HA HA, he's only surfing to start exercising since we all saw his big tummy.
What the hell?! He had GREAT lips before, WTF?!
I think that's his tongue. Anyway, this ho used to be so hot. Now I need to go home and watch Willow on VHS.
THE CROCS HAVE GOT TO GO... this is the whitest- trailer trash fad i've seen in so long
LOVE THE GTO!!!!!
I agree, people. Calm down. He's just licking his upper lip.
What is that?? a 68 GTO conv. ???Very nice--and that's about the ONLY thing nice in these pic's.
i assume crocs are those weird-ass rubber clogs he's wearing?
MikeC - sweeeeeet. gotta love a guy who knows cars. 
Crocs are soooo cooooool!!!
That is not Val Kilmer. Doesn't even look like him. You are so lame today.
he was pretty cool in heat when he blew the hell out of everyone and their shit... but seriously, I think that is his tongue...
I was at Joni's Coffee Roaster is MDR, and Matt Dillon pulled up in the exact one, but in red.
It looks like he's licking his lips
i'd still hit it, that's just a liplick.
Anonymous | 08.11.06 - 12:35 pm | #
STFU
Crocs are comfortable though... just should make them not so damned ugly
He's licking his upper lip
That is not Val Kilmer. Doesn't even look like him. You are so lame today.
that's him alright buddy. he gained weight, which can change your look quite a bit.
Crocs are blechh. They need to go. They are comfy though. 
Hes licking his top lip..I hope.
That car is so awesome though. I want it.!
Dude thats his tongue. but its still gaythat he is sticking out and putting it on his upper lip like that.
WEIRD-O!
yeah i'm pretty sure he's licking his upper lip
i thought it was brad pitt, at first.
I was at Joni's Coffee Roaster is MDR, and Matt Dillon pulled up in the exact one, but in red.
Eddie | 08.11.06 - 12:37 pm | #
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Now that would be the HOTNESS!!! Between e's from the hub and this, I need a Depends
these pics are making me wish i lived in cali... fuckin' drive around with a surfboard with the sun shining, no fear of rain ruining your convertible.. 
Fuck his lips. He has killer taste in motor vehicles.
That's what happens after 'A Night in Paris'
I call licking mouth too. But if it isn't, then someone must have hit his face with a weedwhacker.
I agree that it doesn't look like Val.
these pics are making me wish i lived in cali... fuckin' drive around with a surfboard with the sun shining, no fear of rain ruining your convertible..
celebrity hater
Cali ROCKS. you should move.
ohmygod ohmygod ohmygod
That's what happens after 'A Night in Paris'
Serge
that's bad... but the thought of those two just made my nipples go hard in disgust...
*sighs with relief*
He IS licking his upper lip.
He's got Lisa Rinna Syndrome. Next thing you know he'll prance around in red sequined rags on ABC to shitty music while People magazine and E! declare him the next big thing.
yeah cali rocks, but i hear it costs like $10 billion dollars per home...
Jesus. It's simply licking his lips.
Slow celeb news day?
I'm not sure he's licking his lips, looks more like holding something (edible) in his mouth.
I don't get the car. It looks old and fug to me.
I'd rather drive a brand new BMW.
I dunno'. Classic cars just look old. Unless they're those REALLY old ones like from the 20-40's
mishma -- LOL.
But I don't think it's just the tongue, cuz his lips look jacked in each pic -- look at where he's putting the board in the car, which isn't the zoomed one. Perhaps he's holding his tongue that way to hide something. There's a real dark purple line above the top lip. Which makes no sense for most lip procedures, unless there's such a thing as a lip transplant and that's the suture line.
I like that Val is suddenly getting attention -- I'm sure he's as confused by it as the rest of us.
He's licking his lips,slurpLOL
Really surfing!sigh.
NoAnjl | 08.11.06 - 12:30 pm | #
Totally what I thought the second I saw these pics - he's trying to save face. Next we'll see him at Bally's or LA Fitness doing curls.
watch out... soon that mcconagay threesome will include val massive orgies to come
I dunno'. Classic cars just look old. Unless they're those REALLY old ones like from the 20-40's
yeah they look old, that's the point all the cars now look the same. all the car companies just copy each other. before, there were original designs. but i'm not into it myself.. give me a new car that doesn't fall apart every month, i'm happy as a clam.
Suse!!
soulks - one more time babe, who is your av????
NoAnjl, Jason Statham.more sighing.
yours, Great Dane or Greyhound?
Jason Statham is TOTALLY HOT
thanks soulks!!!
*hoping soulks doesn't see me blushing cause I have no idea who the hell he is*
Great Dane, not mine, I wish!!!!!
but those GTO's and bitchin' camaros... they just look white trash to me. Even if they are "classics" and no homeboy white trash mofo could afford them
NoAnjl, Jason Statham is an actor: he was in all of madonna's husband's movies (snatch, lock stock..) and in Cellular (dumb) and #1 in Transporter. Dumb action flicks but fun.
Funniest was in The Italian Job mocking "Handsome Rob" Statham - Seth got it SPOT on...
um, it's his tongue.
Give the guy a break, he is out excercising off his belly at least!!!!
billyballs - thanks sweety!!
Funniest was in The Italian Job mocking "Handsome Rob" Statham - Seth got it SPOT on...
billy balls
Seth Green was mocking "Handsome Rob" (Statham's character) in the movie and nailed it - that's what I convolutedly meant
He's sticking out his tongue.
Duh.
Is Val starting to look like Brad Pitt in some of these pictures?
You guys are all morons. It's his tongue licking the bottom of his upper lip. I hate ignorant people.
It totally looks like his tongue and that he is licking his lips.
I wouldn't even have questioned it as peculiar looking.
It looks like a jellyfish stung his lip---happens to surfers all the time. Looking at his face is painful----but it was always that way.
thats his toungue you dipshits
that's his tongue you retard and don't act like you ain't never seen it or had it rammed up your fudge factory before
Forget his lips...he's wearing Crocs...he should be beaten with that surfboard.
That said, that's his tongue, not his upper lip.
are you serious? thats just his tounge licking his lips! lol
that's his tongue
It would be hilarious to follow around an ordinary person with a camera 24/7 and find the worst possible moments to take pictures of them.
Perhaps then we could all stop being so hypercritical of a guy who might just be thinking about how he is going to pay his 2.7mil mortgage with the derth of jobs he has been recieving over the last 5 years.
wewt for retardation!
piskabrew --
i see no downside to Val Kilmer having any pic taken and actually posted.
Looks like his date with Parasite went pretty well considering the breakouts occur less with the proper meds. What happened to his hair and belly from yesterday?
another vote for that just being his tongue.
Sweet baby Jesus in a dildo shop! That is an amazing car!
It appears to be a hairline moustache. The closeup shows where he's been shaving close to it. He's got a thing for the John Waters look. Tacky and sleazy.
clearly that is his tongue.
nice car, bitch.
Hey, man. Lay off ol' Val.
Anyone who surfs (or tries to) and drives a bitchin' GTO is cool.
Fuck all the other gayass Hollywood prettyboys with their fake tans, sixpacks and skin exfoliators. Pfff.
Well....at least he still has a hot car!
Michael K, don't be a jealous little bitch.
its his tounge you you moron,,geez talk about trying to make more out of a photo than there is. typical paperazzi shit!!
"I. WANT. THAT. FUCKING. CAR.
Morticia | Homepage | 08.11.06 - 12:25 pm | # "
For REAL!!!
Screw the lips, that car is so fuckin' H O T. And the color...damn. I would look soooo much better driving it.
Thats his tonque dumb ass
I always thought Val Kilmer was off the 70's show?? :s
All is forgiven anybody who drives a 1969 Pontiac GTO Convertible on a regular basis is cool as hell!!
maybe a shark bit him?!
but those GTO's and bitchin' camaros... they just look white trash to me. Even if they are "classics" and no homeboy white trash mofo could afford them
billy balls | Homepage | 08.11.06 - 1:12 pm | #
Donuts on your lawn! 
Good God Val, make them wash their butts before you toss them. sheesh.
The guy w/the little boy special buzz cut isn't Val
Here he is. Beached whale!
http://www.rameypix.net/index.ph...ail&
setId=50993
it's his tongue. he's licking his lip, you dumb misogynist.
I was going to comment that I'd still hit it, until I saw the fugly ass shoes. I see white trash kids at Wal-Mart wearing those, WTF?
His car and surfboard are Hot Shit.
He used to be so cute. Not doing a thing for me now. 
ya, wicked car, but stupid croc shoes, wtf does everyone see in those pieces of shit, they're even worse than uggs, and ya he is so fug
It's a fucking Mouth Gard dumbass!
hes like 48 goin on 14..surfin in my hot dumb car....grow up Kilmer!
uh... exactly how long would he be licking his lip, its in like three pictures
john waters?
That is definatly his tongue. Even collegen and restlyne don't look like that!
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