snuh
...and meh
Yeah, I'm not one to defend Jessica Simpson, but Kate Moss looks fucking cheap and terrible in that picture. The Photoshop Gods must love Jessy more.
Jessica is tired and lame.
I thought that was a new promo photo for her upcoming album?
I agree, Kate looks cheap and terrible, too.
fuck them both. i actually loathe Kate more
Okay, I never got why Kate Moss is hot shit. She has one of the ugliest faces around. But I guess designeres like skinny ass hos. I hate Jessica, but she looks a shitload better than that coked-out slut.
They're both gross. Jessica looks like she's made out of leftover citronella candle wax, and Kate looks like she's coming down from the roofie Pete slipped her.
Money can't buy class, people.
Thank god she aint kate moss. I love chestica. Kate aint nothing special, just a thin ho with an ungly face.
moss looks like hell! jess looks hotter.
So help me Jesus, I never understood how Moss is considered beautiful. Just because the world of haute couture thinks heroin chic is the standard of beauty, I think it looks like complete shit. I guess the fashion industry is forgiving if one is caught doing blow on tape and becomes even more famous. Someone let Paris Hilton sit on her face so the crabs can devour her useless ass.
They're both gross. Jessica looks like she's made out of leftover citronella candle wax, and Kate looks like she's coming down from the roofie Pete slipped her.
Money can't buy class, people.
the betsy
word!
chestica looks soooooo dumb in these model shots. if you told me she were retarded or crazy, i'd say "yeah, i can see it."
I think Kate's got some odd bone structure that photographs well in that "haute" look they so often go for. I mean the models on the runway, they're usually nasty.... give me curvy victoria secret models any day over fashion models (auschwitz leftovers)
Fuck Kate Moss. She is a fug coke-whore.
Kate Moss nose screams botched nose job, and Jessica wore that dress before at another photo shoot. Stop hating MK, don't be mad because you wish you looked as good as her you faggot asshole! Tranny in the making doochebag!!!
chestica looks soooooo dumb in these model shots. if you told me she were retarded or crazy, i'd say "yeah, i can see it."
celebrity hater
I agree - what is she sitting on anyway... who lays on the floor propped up with a footstool?
her body looks REALLY long though
they both look vile, but kate is more vile than jess...
I love Kate, she is a fierce bitch and I'd rather see her in a magazine than Hohan, Paris, Posh or any of the other no talent starlets.
i think jess looks great.. kate looks like total crap
Scorpio Minx - whoever is in your avatar is 1000x hotter than Kate Moss (unless you tell me that IS Kate Moss) LOL
hmmmmm.... coke head vs. simply dumb bitch.... I SAY ULTIMATE FIGHTING CHAMPIONSHIP.... who do ya'll think would pad out first.
Moss had a nice face like 10 years ago. But blow, ciggies, and semen will do that to a girl.
anonymous | 08.11.06 - 12:45 pm | #
Excuse me, but it's "d-o-u-c-h-e-b-a-g", learn how to spell......and get out of here if you don't like the way we diss our "celebrities".
misty - kate would totally kick her ass. Jessica's a wuss. Kate is street. LOL
yalls crazy asses gonna have to calm down... aint it 5:00 somewhere?? lol
hey billy. i agree... SOME WHOOP DOWN...
Never thought Moss was anything..and Chesti looks like she's taking pics for Daddy's next Father's day gift, a 2007 calendar
I saw an SNL repeat last night with Jess & Nick and I noticed just how tranny she looked. Then I puked
OMG BAR, You owe me a new shirt sick bitch!!!!
It's 5:00 in my mind Misty.
Barberger, I don't know whether to laugh hysterically or puke over the Daddy 2007 calendar comment!
I don't like Kate Moss, but, GOOD GOD!, what a photo!
Chestica just needs to drive off a cliff.
Dig it, I am Kate Moss thin (no thanks to blow) and agents want me to try modeling all the time. Problem is, I don't want to become a coked-out whore.
billy balls | Homepage | 08.11.06 - 12:47 pm | #
Ha! It's Liya Kebede aka the most gorgeous woman in the world. She is the black girl in the Estee Lauder ads with Liz Hurley and Carolyn Murphy.
I actually don't think Kate is all that to look at. I know many people who have seen her in the flesh and they were all underwhelmed, to say the least. However, the camera absolutely loves Kate and she becomes a goddess on the page. For that alone, she is one of the greats in my eyes.
I also love the way she dresses. She manages to look amazing about 90% of the time and has her own distinctive look, which works well for her.
hey mishma... 5:00 here too.... ha ha
What a novel idea... open a bar named "5:00 somewhere." can go anytime and it's OKAY.... Hey all you Judas ass people... i'm putting a patent or something on that shit...
OMG BAR, You owe me a new shirt sick bitch!!!!
mishma | 08.11.06 - 12:55 pm | #
Cool! How many times you've made me snort/choke/spit/dribble. 
I really don't want to see Kate's tits anymore. Her nipples look like pencil erasers.
jessica looks completely photoshopped...shes so fake and chunky...I love kate moss, cant go wrong with her...she can sell elegance while jessica sells us trash.
Happy to return the favor Bar!!! Believe me, I've chortled way more on your posts, I just have great control from all the head I've given.
I didn't say that....
oh mary mother of god... nobody on here give a flying hell if you are a wannabee model....(anonymous) DIFFERENT BLOGPOST BABY.... Sending your skinny ass some red beans and rice right away.... Try the coke... they say it does the body good....
Don't take this stuff personal - for all I know you may be a coked out wannabee model on the down low looking for a needed fix... have fun!
scorpio well given how the camera is SO totally UNforgiving of me (i am the worst non-photogenic ho you ever saw, a running joke w/ my friends) I can see that photographic-ness is a good thing.
But I still give the most beautiful woman in the world award to Aishwarya Rai
EVUH WONDER WHY JESS MOUTH IS PERMANTLY OPENED? THAT'S WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU SUCK TO MUCH COCK-LOCK JAW
I had an agent want to give me a modeling job back in the day. He also had a pinkie ring and drove a camero. Call me crazy but I just didn't get a good vibe from him. Hahahaha
True story, I was 16 and this skeeze dude approaches me and shows me these dog eared headshots from like, 1977 and he wants me to get in his car and see his portfolio and being savvy from after school specials and just general, um, common sense I said yeah, give me your card and I'll call you and he called me a dumb bitch and I didn't know what I just turned down. I'm thinking gonorrhea and lifetime of nightmares but I didn't say that
I actually think Jessica looks better than Kate here...
EVUH WONDER WHY JESS MOUTH IS PERMANTLY OPENED? THAT'S WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU SUCK TO MUCH COCK-LOCK JAW
dlistjunkie | Homepage | 08.11.06 - 1:09 pm | #
That's only if it's Daddy cock. Almost like baby birds wanting to be fed,,caw caw
BAR YOU NEED TO STOP BECAUSE I AM GOING TO HELL WITH THIS SHIT YOU ARE POSTING.
OMFG I cannot, CANNOT stop laughing.
I spat up my ovaries
chestica is a total hack. she didn't mean to sample holiday for that shitty song? wtf. bitch it is obvious you lifted it. and the new album cover is nearly identical to jlo's as well as all of the pics.
I spat up my ovaries
mishma | 08.11.06 - 1:20 pm | #
Touche! I'm just outta control, Friday, beautiful out, horny hub harrassing, and no one is here. I love being unsupervised!
Stay that way Bar, it's f'ing HOT
Stay that way Bar, it's f'ing HOT
mishma | 08.11.06 - 1:25 pm | #
Wait till they close this place and I can collect and be on at home all day, oh yeah, while trying to find another JOB! Had to unload a fucking truck this week, got my paws caught between 2 windows, banged up my arm, and the topper, smashed the shit out of my engagement ring. btw, company is paying for.
You guys aren't serous?! Kate is hot shit, I didn't think that was even debatable.
You guys aren't serous?! Kate is hot shit, I didn't think that was even debatable.
JJ | 08.11.06 - 1:29 pm | #
Operative word: SHIT
i hate jessica simpson and her whole damn family. what a slut
love Kate, she is a fierce bitch and I'd rather see her in a magazine than Hohan, Paris, Posh or any of the other no talent starlets.
Scorpio Minx | Homepage | 08.11.06 - 12:47 pm | #
Agreed and disagreed you know with wich parts 
Bar, that sucks! Are you getting a new ring? Hope your arms, paws are alright.
Jessica Simpson should just make a porn starting her Dad and sister and get on with it. You know she is going to totally pose for playboy when her career starting heading south like her saggy tits.
Bar, that sucks! Are you getting a new ring? Hope your arms, paws are alright.
mishma | 08.11.06 - 1:37 pm | #
No, not new. The jeweler said they just need to solder a new head on. I was planning on going for bigger and better, but couldn't. I would've felt guilty, even though unloading trucks is not part of my JOB!
Valerie | Homepage | 08.11.06 - 1:36 pm | #
Ha! Ha! I know, I shouldn't have been so mean about Paris.....
Which one is real.. which one is over photo shopped..?
I can't understand why everyone talks trash about Jessica. She looks better than 99 per cent of Hollywood.
I wonder what the people look like that are trashing her?????
Ha! Ha! I know, I shouldn't have been so mean about Paris.....
Scorpio Minx | Homepage | 08.11.06 - 1:46 pm
EY Hey Hey dont push it
Kate looks horrible. I like Jessica's ad although I don't like her.
I have never figured out the Kate Moss thing either. Very plain to me... I think those pics of Jess are really pretty...
Jess looks way better than that crack ho. Kate is such an unattractive crooked tooth tragic slut
Someone please tell me who makes the dress Jessica has on. I must have it immediately!
They're both fucking lame.
Kate Dross
i dont think kate moss is beautiful. she looks creepy, i remember when i was younger and I saw a picture of her it frightened me. I have to go with jessica on this pose...although I dont get why shes half way on a lil chair.
They're both fucking lame.
brent
exactly, who cares if they're pretty, because they are both lame
They don't look alike. They both just look like lame ads. I can pick up four random magazines and show you 20 ads that look just like that.
Zach for Nick. Who is the real loser here.
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==========Gee, some of you guys are so mean. yikes!
Kate Moss and her odd teeth and anorexic body is just straight up FUG. It almost makes me want to pass on Johhny Depp to know he touched her. ALMOST.
Sorry but Jessica is waaaay hotter of the two pictures.
She needs a new nickname; something that empahsizes the fact that she has no nipples.
so about those shoes...
jessica...
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