first?
please god...
She is gorgeous when she looks natural. Would have looked great without the fake tits.
oh man, i'm gonna go buy the $42,000,000 lotto ticket...it's my day!!!
tig ol bitties
Man, if I'm ever on a plane and it has to crash into the ocean (God forbid), I hope I'm sitting next to her, because she'd make an excellent flotation device.
She is ugly and gross. Sorry Mk. Love you but I just don't get it.
all I know is that her nips are bigger than my whole tit 
But I'm a 38 so I beat her there. Take that tits ahoy~
This whore is so not hot but that was soooooooo fucking funny 
I'd fuck her 'til she shits papaya.
I don't get it either. Not only is this bitch pure plastic but she's not even capable of carrying all her fetuses to term. That just shows how she can't see things through.
I'd ask her to be the mother of my child, but I don't want it to come out all fat and slow and shit.
MK!!!! THERE'S SOMETHING WRONG WITH YOU!!!!
"and I didn’t even need to get another boob job!"
You're kidding me right? She didn't really say this right?
please god...
Anonymous | 08.11.06 - 1:29 pm | #
Congratulations!!!!!!!!!!
Bloody big boobies!!
Why so much? You don't have enough attention already?
topic:
duh, if I only had a brain....
She is ugly and gross. Sorry Mk. Love you but I just don't get it.
Tarik | 08.11.06 - 1:32 pm | #
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I second that.except she is not ugly just gross! She would be beautiful without the huge floatation devices though.
NoAnjil, that shit was toooo funny! OMGLMFAO!
She could use another bra to carry Harvey.
Where is the comment about throwing Pringles on the floor for Harvey? That shit always cracks me up.
no comments from Gary Coleman re: Jordan's dirt-star?
Harley fat and shit
She could use another bra to carry Harvey.
the betsy | Homepage | 08.11.06 - 1:37 pm | #
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Good one! She can start a designer line of boobie baby carriers
They should lift up one of her boobs to see if the person who was measuring her for her bra size is still alive under there.
That is fucked up
So - you had a boob job - and you didn't know what size they pumped you up too? idiot. She was wearing a 32DD haha - what a tool.
Jordan's titties and her brain are inversely proportionate
Here Harvey Harvey Harvey!
*throws Pringles on floor*
There you go jen! 
I got nothing to add, MK said it all
Harley
OMG I can't stop - I'm going to get ice cream
I'll bet they don't let her ass on the plane. Too much liquid in those titties. Al Qaeda could detonate them when she shoves her cell phone up her cootch again!
I'm sorry but she's a fucking grown woman with kids. Isn't it time to retire the gen-stone bra and boob job talk?
StoneyBaloney aka Auntie Tata | 08.11.06 - 1:42 pm |
Thanks, you made my day!
I dunno, she still has a way to go before she can put Lolo Ferrari to shame.
MK, you should use some of those big-tiitied Russ Meyer chicks for hot sluts. Like Tura Satana and Uschi Digard. His movies were SO fucking HOT!!!
I'll bet they don't let her ass on the plane. Too much liquid in those titties. Al Qaeda could detonate them when she shoves her cell phone up her cootch again!
Harley | 08.11.06 - 1:44 pm | #
jordan should hook up with dave and jenna. GROSS!
Okay I had to ask, is it real or is it Pamela Anderson kinda deal?
OMG I can't stop - I'm going to get ice cream
NoAnjl | 08.11.06 - 1:44 pm | #
How's your ass doin?
Thanks, now I want a hot fudge sundae from Carvel, and we don't have them here.
barburger - ass is good. Ready to get my freak on again.
This commentary was one of MK's best. I cannot stop laughing. I keep re-reading it.
I love her, I really do :] the tabloids always get confused between 32DD and 34F
Gay guys are so funny. They have no clue when it comes to truly beautiful women. They always pick the drag queen lookin women.
yeah they do Gen! my friend is 5'1' with boobs that big- they are real. She hates them.. I would hate to have boobies like that, and mine are too big for my frame as it is.
What ate a fruit salad and threw up on Jordan's rack?
if one can actually not look at the boobies, she has a camel face.
She's never "gorgeous." She's just plain... kinda ugly, imo.
She looks like those skanks you see at the nightclub that have had two drinks and are "SOOOO DRUNK" but really aren't and just naturally a slut whore.
She probably deflates them when she gets home and then reinflates them to go out. Kind of like an Aero Bed, but with nipples.
She's gross. If her kid hadn't miscarried on it's own I would have kicked her in the stomach myself.
She looks like those skanks you see at the nightclub that have had two drinks and are "SOOOO DRUNK" but really aren't and just naturally a slut whore.
mishma | 08.11.06 - 2:27 pm | #
you called?
I just found this performance on You Tube. It's unbelievable.
Click on "Homepage" for link of Jordan's "performance"
who the hell is this person and why does she get discussed. attractive, huh?
I'm sorry, but in those 2nd shots she looks like Heather Mills soon to not be McCartney...
My bro's wife has size Hs, fuckin ho.
I am not, nor have ever been a man.
So guys, tell me something (no, you worthless old hag Perez, not you! I know you only like women who look like drag queens). Do straight men find these giant basketball boobs attractive? I can't see the appeal.
Not only do they look horribly unnatural, but they also look kind of uncomfortable. I'm a B-cup, and I need my bra to be comfy. If she weren't wearing an industrial-strength bra, originally a suspension bridge, the weight would be really painful!
Pity. She actually used to be pretty. Then she messed with herself, and now she's just a washed up ho.
mk - sending you much lov here from louisiana, but DAYUM. that ho is fug.
MK, I don't get it.
She is so fug, no?
seven | 08.11.06 - 3:26 pm | #
No. That creature named Jordan is fugly squared to the power of infinity.
Them big ol' fake bits are only attractive to geeks who are into 'Lara Croft' type comics and female anime types.
it would be nice since she has money to waste to have plastic surgery on that dog face
she looks infected with a very serious disease.
not only does she have big fake boobs but then she calls more attention to them by wearing something with ruffles or like this shitty top and makes them look even bigger....even harvey can see how big they are...
30G for a G-list celeb. Perfect.
She's got that nasty Gina Gershon mouth. Awful looking.
I thought my boobs were huge...
i mean we ALL know she is an idiot... but if she actually thought that she was a DD then she is delusional. There is no way in hell those things fit into a DD bra. she is stupider then we all thought
Uh, is her bra covered in gummy bears?
I don't understand the fascination with her. She's about as intelligent and deep as Paris Hilton, but brunette and fake boobs.
Five years from now, she's going to have to have them hoisted up with cranes and she'll be on Surreal Life. We'll say "Who? Oh yeah."
Oh gosh, not this bitch again. For fucks sake, she is nothing but boobs. An untalented skank who is so full of herself. And let me state once again, WHO THE HELL IS SHE ANYWAY?!?!? I never heard of her before I started going to this site. GO AWAY JORDAN!
GRANDMA BOOBS
MK is being facetious y'all....
i would never notice jordan except for those ridiculous boobs....which i guess is her point...
She's pretty and I might be on her team a little bit more if it weren't for those huge disgusting knockers. I HATE those things, they are so completely unnecessary.
Well.... she may *feel* great anyways, but I don't know about the look part.
Fat and slow and shit....LOLOLOLOL!!!!
OMG, MK. She is going to have you killed or something.
Jordan Jordan Jordan
She is so pretty but her boobs are WAY too big. JMO. 
Hi, KS. 
wtf? I'm a 32DD and it 'aint THAT big, seriously. I look like I have a nice rack but no 'whoa, check THOSE out' action.
I have no idea how that dumb bitch could have possibly thought she was that small.
now those are some sugar tits!
MK check this girl out, what do you think about her rack?
http://www.sabrinasabrok.com/
You hate Jessica Simpson and JLo and the talentless blob of plastic you seem to think is the greatest think since cheez whiz. No accounting for taste huh?
so jordans over her miscarriage then? shit! everyone tries to be senstive about it but shes all OVER it
it would be nice since she has money to waste to have plastic surgery on that dog face
Anonymous | 08.11.06 - 4:09 pm | #
Yeah, no kidding! Bulbous nose, no upper lip. And good god, what is gravity gonna do to those monstrosities on her chest???
whoever called her a slut-whore hit the nail on the head...i love that phrase!!
and seriously, its a good thing she miscarriaged...poor harvey, don't make fun mk 
who the heck r u ppl talkin about?
who the heck r u ppl talkin about?
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