first?
Asshole. Fucking ferret-faced asshole. I hope he gets a shiv in the balls.
arse
Anyone ever notice the strange shape of his head?
He reminds me of Marc Anthony -
Slimy - Greasy - yucky
i hope he gets ass-fucked so hard he has to wear a diaper for the rest of his life so his shit doesn't just run down his leg.
another forgotten actor who takes it out on his girlfriend.
Maybe she told him she decided to be a lesbian like his first wife. Damn, he must be good in the sack.
he looks like the fucking alien that abducted me in the middle of the night when i was in college.
Too bad. I like his shit onscreen.
NoAnjl | 08.11.06 - 1:41 pm |
damn that was funny
i hope he gets ass-fucked so hard he has to wear a diaper for the rest of his life so his shit doesn't just run down his leg.
Morticia | Homepage | 08.11.06 - 1:40 pm | #
hi wifey and WERD! 
did n't one of his girlfriends leave him for another woman or something once?
I'd like to La Bamba him in his nuts!
idiot
I couldn't believe it when I found out he was part filipino or something. He's actually Asian right?
i hope he gets ass-fucked so hard he has to wear a diaper for the rest of his life so his shit doesn't just run down his leg.
Morticia | Homepage | 08.11.06 - 1:40 pm | #
AMEN. AND I hope they make him sing "La Bamba" while stuffing his Diamond hole.
para bailar la BAMBA! OW!
Geez he needs to calmer down -he's been beatin girls for years
This is the reason why his first wife left him for Melissa Ethridge. He made her hate men.
He always struck me the type to be a wife-beater. Part of short-man complex I think.
Bala bala Bala Boomba on your ass!
His head looks like Stewie's from family guy. Anyway, fuck him.
did he just hit her once or really give her the beating of a lifetime? better go read the source...
melissa ethridge was probably stealing this wife too
Has he even done any movies since La "BOMBa"? Being on the skids can cause people to go nuts. Just ask Screech.
Hi, Shoogie, check it out:
http://www.lonelyplanet.com/worl...tinations/asia/
The Phillippines are right there.
I need maps. My knowledge of geography sucks.
I wonder what she said to him to anger him. Women should not be disprespectful to men. He probably could not get through to her any other way.
If this little bitch made fucker ever tried to hurt a woman in front of my eyes, I'd jump his little fuck ass big time!
Helgo, you're right she probably did ask for it. So, where do you live again? Oh, and I am just bringing the bat for fun 
you guys are killing me today!
Northridge? Oh hell no!
Let's hold off on judgement until we hear whether or not the bitch deserved it.
the area between his tiny upper lip and his wierd little nostrils is like a mile long. it ain't right. he needs to be slapped in the face for that.
the area between his tiny upper lip and his wierd little nostrils is like a mile long. it ain't right. he needs to be slapped in the face for that.
maria carey | 08.11.06 - 2:23 pm | #
I never noticed it before, but you're right, you could do body shots off of that thing.
See, I knew that whole "my lesbian wife left me for a fug Melissa Etheridge" would toy with his man ego.
true betsy. you could do fucking body shots off that thing!
his mouth is so amazingly tiny. its like a teeny, tiny, baby mouth. i wonder what he does with that thing. not very much i guess. maybe take tiny sips.
imagine those tiny lips on a hot cup of tea- tiny sips. blowing tiny breaths.
The cunt obviously deserved it. She got what was coming to her.
he needs someone to slap a big womper dong across those teensy tiny lips.
the area between his tiny upper lip and his wierd little nostrils is like a mile long. it ain't right. he needs to be slapped in the face for that.
maria carey | 08.11.06 - 2:23 pm | #
OMG!!!!!
imagine those tiny lips on a hot cup of tea- tiny sips. blowing tiny breaths.
maria carey | 08.11.06 - 2:28 pm | #
He's going to be very popular in prison for his tightness of the mouth.
Lou has Camel Upper Lip
if he grew his hair out he would look a lot like yoko ono. maybe his wife thought he WAS yoko. whatever. he needs a dick slap.
He's probably still carrying around a lot of pent-up rage from when his ex-wife dumped him for Melissa Etheridge. Very emasculating.
Temper La Bamba? he looks so sweet!
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You could also go spelunking in the craters on his face.
the betsy - WTF!!!! um, what's spelunking anyways
Lou has Camel Upper Lip
mishma | 08.11.06 - 2:30 pm | #
JEEZUS!
awww lou...so dissapointed in you. kinda funny how he beat up his brother for smacking rosie around in la bamba though...
Spelunking is cave exploring!
thanks betsy - ya learn something new every day! 
Lou has Camel Upper Lip
mishma | 08.11.06 - 2:30 pm | #
You are surrounded. Toe, lip, what's next--testes?
My boss wants to know how Lou does it
Idiot. What a pathetic little man.
Spelunking is cave exploring!
the betsy | Homepage | 08.11.06 - 2:49 pm | #
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Hubby's favorite hobby! Only he doesn't wear a a coal miner's hat, hey wait, there's an idea!
I don't even know who he is.. *yawn*
I didn't know the mexicans beat their wives too.
he lives up the road from my parents hahaha thats funny
Maria carey you're fucking funny.
I'm @ work. Stop it.
I still can't believe this. Did he find her watching lesbo porn?
...and yet there is far less outrage over this physical assualt than for Mel's drunken verbal assault.
HE IS NASTY WITH AN EGO THE SIZE OF TEXAS.
LA LA LA BAMBA..... ETC.
I wonder what she said to him to anger him. Women should not be disprespectful to men. He probably could not get through to her any other way.
Helgo | Homepage | 08.11.06 - 2:03 pm | #
ARE YOU LIVING IN THE FUCKIN DARK AGES? MEN AND WOMEN ARE EQUAL U FUCKING MORON.WE GET TO SAY WHAT WE WANT AND IT NEVER SHOULD END IN ASSAULT.
PERIOD
Let's hold off on judgement until we hear whether or not the bitch deserved it.
Jive mutherfucker | 08.11.06 - 2:17 pm | #
I CAN SEE HOW FAR EVOLVED U R
The cunt obviously deserved it. She got what was coming to her.
Travis | 08.11.06 - 2:28 pm | #
SO SORRY FOR YOUR INVERTED PENIS.
RICHIE...NO!!!
He's probably still carrying around a lot of pent-up rage from when his ex-wife dumped him for Melissa Etheridge. Very emasculating.
Slapped In Public | 08.11.06 - 2:31 pm | #
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HE WAS ALWAYS A PIECE OF SHIT, HE DID LA BAMBA AND THOUGHT HIS SHIT WAS GOLD.
He's probably still carrying around a lot of pent-up rage from when his ex-wife dumped him for Melissa Etheridge. Very emasculating.
Slapped In Public | 08.11.06 - 2:31 pm | #
IT HAD FUCK ALL TO DO WITH HIM, WIFEY FELL IN LOVE AND PREFERED TANA FACIALS TO HIS TEENY WEENY.
damn, i would have thought that after seeing his brother beat up his pregnant wife in la bamba, well you would have thought he knew better...damn ritchie. ritchiiiiiiiiiiieeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!
No people, his girlfriend is crazy, trust me she is a LUNATIC! Notice that no charges were laid and that it was all a "misunderstanding." This b#@ch has been at it for years, she should be in a mental intstitution. Anyone who knows her well will tell you the same.
Maybe she called him "E.T. face", and he just snapped.
Whatever Lou, uh, I mean Danny.
Can't wait to say I told you so the betsy. Mark my words she's a LUNATIC!
Ok, now if she goes back to him I'll beat her ass even worse.
his mouth is so amazingly tiny. its like a teeny, tiny, baby mouth. i wonder what he does with that thing. not very much i guess. maybe take tiny sips.
imagine those tiny lips on a hot cup of tea- tiny sips. blowing tiny breaths.
maria carey | 08.11.06 - 2:28 pm | #
OMG, what a hilarious image.
along with his mishappened head, he beats women....another one who i can't figure out how he gets work or women...asshole
That's fucked up. I did like La Bamba though.
He was Hot Shit in La Bamba. He looks like a praying mantis.
I used to love this bitch. Hope he does jail time. 
Danny the woman isn't a lunatic, the woman's side is always harder to prove in court that's why most wife/partner beaters aren't in jail.
just b/c you say so and have a few bruises doesn't mean you have a case, which is why many women don't file charges even though they should.
Hell you could have pictures and it wouldn't matter in most cases, look at court cases and see how successful women are....and it ain't b/c they're lying or crazy. It's b/c women aren't as equal as we should be. It's no wonder women just give up.
Lou is a fucked up asshole, he should be in jail getting raped repeatedly.
Okay, once you've turned two wives gay, you are required to suck dick.
I happen to know this is not the first time she has done something like this. It's not always the guy that's messed up.
fuckin mexican!!
Ay, I'm just kidding. I don't really know her.
Actually I do know her very well you wanna be "Danny" & this whole thing is a joke. I'll laugh my ass off if anyone of you had the misfortune of meeting her. I don't care about Lou but I'm just saying, she's evil woman....what a misunderstanding, this is not the first time she has called the cops for a misunderstanding, ooops....
Was this girlfriend leaving him for another woman?
Lou gets that all the time!
If he was beating his gf or just being absive toward her he needs to do some time or be ordered in anger management or dometic abuse etc.
Cretin!! Striking a woman is most un-gentlemanly. I've heard that domestic violence drives women to lesbianism. So, who was it that beat up Jodie Foster???
Yeah, these women who call the cops and get hospitalized over a little "misunderstanding" - what nerve!
Hey, I'm the real Danny, and I can PROVE I know her... she's my grandmother! She's done this before and she's just crazy. Nana's bananas!
B-A-N-A-N-A-S!
From the TMZ website:
UPDATE 4:00 p.m. ET: TMZ has learned that Phillips was released from jail on his own recognizance at 12:00 p.m. PT He did not post bail. Representatives for Phillips tell TMZ that no charges will be filed and that the entire incident was a "misunderstanding."
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I guess Danny is one of his paid representatives. You know, "misunderstanding" and all.
I am not a paid representative. I'm just an honest man trying to right a wrong.
He looks like he has watery stools.
He reminds me of Marc Anthony -
Slimy - Greasy - yucky
~ohmy~ | 08.11.06 - 1:40 pm
Sounds like he could be Jello's hubby #4
Sounds like he could be Jello's hubby #4
whatshername | 08.13.06 - 1:43 am | #
eww....but they would be meant for eachother....two talentless has-been hacks.
and he can beat her fat back to the bubble-shape
Anyone ever notice the strange shape of his head?
Gary Coleman | 08.11.06 - 1:37 pm | #
I wish I had a jello mold of his head.
He reminds me of Marc Anthony -
Slimy - Greasy - yucky
~ohmy~ | 08.11.06 - 1:40 pm
yeah he does, doesn't he? he's perfect for j-ho.....they're fuckin ugly, and can't sing, have u ever heard this sucker sing?
he needs to be beaten w/h a stick. enuff about Loser Douchebag Phillips.....
drunkbastard | 08.13.06 - 3:32 pm | #
yes, i had the misfortune to hear him sing.....sounds like a dying dog or something
wasn't he in some soft core Skinemax movie once??
IT HAD FUCK ALL TO DO WITH HIM, WIFEY FELL IN LOVE AND PREFERED TANA FACIALS TO HIS TEENY WEENY.
Anonymous | 08.11.06 - 4:09 pm | #
What does the word "tana" mean?
And while I'm asking, what does jump the shark mean, and where does it come from?
Thanks!
Hey Danny, I think the LUNATIC you're talking about is his EX WIFE, Kelly. She is crazy... in fact, SHE beat him... you got the wrong girl. Maybe Lou learnt what to do from Kelly.
Nope, don't got the wrong girl...maybe he just atracts crazy ladies, I'll bet you his current crazy lady has beat him too, gotta love patterns.
I just seen a picture of the bitch! She looks like she could hold her own. She looked like a type of person only a mother could love. I hope Lou wakes up and leaves the bitch! He can do much better!
As for the comments about his small lips, you know the old saying its not the size that matters it's how you work it! Lou could put them lips on me anytime!Also no one said his second wife left him for another woman. Just because his first wife did dosn't mean the second one did! I think his first wife was a woman lover befoe she married LDP! So let's give the guy a break!
Heh heh, second wife left before she was institutionalized. Otherwise she would have been deamed CRAZY!!! So she got out before he could out her to the asylum. He never took her to jail though, but there are witnesses... poor new girl. She probably had NO idea the CRAZY people she would soon be involved with. All tiny and scrawnwy. Lou all tough guy action big and ex wifey like a lady wrestler... check out pic.
http://editorial.gettyimages.com...d=2219323&
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They could both beat up the poor new girl. http://groups.msn.com/LouDiamond...oto&
PhotoID=155 The new one could break in half she's so small in comparison.
No Way Man. This is the crazy ex's doing. She's been P.O.ed ever since Lou left her for someone younger and skinnier. It's gotta have sh&* to do with her. Poor Lou, can't be happy, always a wife to ^&%$ it up for you.
I've met both girls. The new one is so nice... very zen. I can't believe it was her. The ex is KOOKOO tho. Violent too. Maybe it's a mistake about who he got into it with.
Wonder if he had done this to the ex wife. Maybe she just never called the cops.
uh uh... No way that chick is TWICE his size. If they got into it she could have whooped him one with her man hands.
He probably tried to start sucking on her lolipop head and she didn't like it, it happens, POW, assault with a deadly weapon, oh well....
Yeah, one's fat and the other skinny... can we find something in between, buddy.
Looking for the real Danny who logged in at 4:58 pm on Aug 11th and at 6:16 am on AUG 12th. I'd like to speak to you personally, I am extreamly close to the situation and if you have honest information in regards to Yvonne Boismier maybe you could put any future mishaps to rest now, that might effect his childrens safety.
Like I said earlier, she's my grandmother.
Like I said the real Danny! Not you
Hey buttercup, or desert rat. I too am extremely close to the situation. And judging by your massive spelling mistakes I have a gut feeling as to who you are. Your agenda is too transparent, you're just looking for ANYTHING since you have nothing on this girl. Guess what? She is a really nice girl and there is no dirt. If she called,something did happen. Leave them alone, man. It'll resolve itself if you just butt out.
All seems fine now.
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