OMG FIRST!~
MK, you fucking crack me up! 
I find it hard to believe that HH was not provoked. They need more killer squirrels in Florida, actually.
OMG 2nd!!
I like how you say you wanna make a shelter for these animals and train them to kick your enemies ass. LOL!
I need to do the same thing...there's a pissed off pit bull next door and I'm trying to decide how to harness his anger and hatred for the world..
Lewis would still win.
Heh heh, there was a lame eighties expression, "Bite my squirreL." Well guess what bitches? This squirrel will bite you first!
You gotta respect an ankle biter (OK it was calf, but close enough) who goes after an ankle-biter!
The squirrel is dead. And why? Because he nibbled on a couple of people. Who cares. They probably deserved it. I hope another attack squirrel takes his place.
I've always wanted to make a horror movie with evil squirrels, cuz they're evil
Yeah Hot Ho is dead, they need to examine the brain for rabies.
Watch for "Gettin' Squirrely" at a theatre near you
I wish I could clone HH then unleash an army on the Florida panhandle to rid the state of all the whitetrash.
I heart Hot Ho, except I agree with MK in believing Hot Ho is deceased.
Winter Park received notice from the Florida Department of Health Epidemiology stating that the results on the squirrel were negative for rabies.
I think this is done at autopsy.
I wish I could clone HH then unleash an army on the Florida panhandle to rid the state of all the whitetrash.
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I could not agree more, whatever
unfortunately, they kill the animal to test for rabies !
wheres norna btw ?
I love you Mk but I usually skim over these rabid animal posts...
i am white trash
i love it. i love crazy animals. seriously, how great would it be to be attacked by a squirrel? a chipmunk bit me once, but thats cuz i was holding a pb&j. but it was still cute.
Congrats Lisa
I am training three of my thirteen bunnies as we speak to attack Parasite Hilton, her sister and Blohan. We train 5 hours a day in all sorts of karate/kung-fu-ish stuff and also bitch (or bunny) slapping with a bit of tae bo thrown in for good measure. I take them to South Central every day and let them work on some hard core gangsters in their spare time. My bitches (bunnies) are bad!! the other bunnies are in a band and can't be bothered!
Don't all squirrels look the same? How do they know the got HH?? lol
Poor little HH. Florida should've shipped him over to Jordan's son Henry so they could play together.
Coming soon to a theatre near you:
"Squirrels on a plane"
Sweet. Love him already.
Wanted: Lewis, he bites!
poor bubbuh
Lewis now dahlinka vy vy attack?
Vou are zick of ze nutz??
OMG...I LOVE IT and totally agree! Let's start the shelter now!!
Let's all sing about it..
http://blog.wfmu.org/freeform/
20...rrel_songs.html
Hot Ho rules. He ranks right up there with Lewis. There both pretty damn cute too!!!
This is known in the UK, in some of the big parks where people leave drugs, crack and what not, the squirrels go sniffing at it and the side effects for them can be what you see here.
This could be a really cranky rogue squirrel or it's on something (I'm serious!). Drugs on animals systems can make them go balmy.
Okay, now I'm laughing at the thought of crack-ho sqwirls roaming around looking for a little pick-me-up.
fuckin squirrels, they deserve to die. they're neurotic, y'know that? do i cross the street, or not? if i make it halfway, can i make the other half in time? did i bury my nuts here, or there? no wait, over there, maybe over here. is that human yelling at me to leave, or is he saying he's got nuts for me? i'm telling ya, the squirrels have got to go.
i suggest hh be adopted by paris... he can bite the shit out of her...
I've always wanted to make a horror movie with evil squirrels, cuz they're evil
Yeah Hot Ho is dead, they need to examine the brain for rabies.
Watch for "Gettin' Squirrely" at a theatre near you
mishma | 08.11.06 - 4:26 pm | #
OMG!!! SQUIRRELS ON A PLANE!!!!
I was at that park last night for a movie! There was this squirrel sitting on the pavement, just staring at everybody. Plotting, perhaps?
I am convinced HH was just a test run..to see how long we humans would take to react.
The second wave is coming my friends... and we are all doomed.
it looks like it has horns on its head! where the hell was that squirrel at when george michaels was in the bushes? it could've clamped onto his ass to teach him a lesson.
My ass got bit by a squirrel in FL at some rest area. There were a shitload of very tame squirrels and I decided to feed them sunflower seeds by hand. One bitch looked at the seeds in my hand then bit my finger. Guess she didn't like the nacho flavor ones.
that squirrel has had a rough life, look at the bags under his eyes. it's the crack i'm telling ya'. could you imagine if he hooked up with whatever the hell that thing is that bit paris? god, they would take over the world!
Oh, that sqirrel is dead, dead, dead. The only way to test an animal for rabies is to kill it and disect the brain. The only good sqirrel is a f-ing dead one.
Once a squirrel climbed up a small dead tree to scream at my brother and me.. bravely pulling off and throwing things from a branch above the bench where we sat.. the tree cracked near the ground with all the action above and the squirrel clung to the tree loudly screaming all the way down.. very funny.. Also they were in our apartment area chunking down pine cones, branches, leaves, anything to hit us as we tried to walk under. I have witnessed them tear up bird's nests, eat all the seeds in bird feeders, chew off the containers.. drop on top of unsuspecting dogs and cats and ride them for a while, then have a scrappy fight.. They get in attics, and tear up roofs, dig up plants.. break through garbage, chew and tear connections to air conditoners, cable.. wiring, plumbing, insulation etc. They are not timid, shy, sweet and tame, ever..
I am thinking it's paris hilton squirrel. And instead of rabies it has a super herpes or sypillis to make it all crazy and attack people. Paris Hilton's VD is going to be the next pandemic not SARS or bird flu!
ahHAHAHAAAAA!!!! That is some funny shit. I would normally say I would hit it, but that would be sick in this case since HH is dead on ice.
I have no love for the squirrels. I had the most beautiful garden last year and I spent hours on it and those fuckers ripped up and ate my watermelons, honeydew, etc., I cried. HH RIP.
Squirrels are shy, timid, easily disturbed by humans.
Then they get used to our presence, and turn into vicious little buggers.
MK, I'm with you, I love the angy animals! Please keep these stories coming! I would love to work at that shelter training pissed off animals to attack scientologists!
OMG I love you MK!!!! And I would rent HH out, fo sho!
Poor little fellow is probably confused or sick and tired of humans encroaching on his nut-storage space.
During college, the campus squirrels were complete bitches, hookers, and assholes. They used to throw things, shriek at us, and they used to walk on the powerlines, prompting them to blow the fuck up... littering the sidewalk w/ squirrel innards, and then we'd lose power!
I felt so bad for the Building and Grounds people who had to clean that shit up.
Hey, save this Squirrel and send he and Lewis over to the following:
Candy and Tori Spelling
Paris Hilton
Nicki Hilton
Blohan and her mother Dina
Gaykin
Jessicka
Posh Beckham
Lou Diamond Phillips
and, that's just for starters !
Unfortunately your hunch is right that he is dead. To do a rabies test you have to cut the head off the animal and they examine the brain.
MK, this might be my favorite post of yours - EVER. You are one funny, fabulous bitch. And so was the Deceased Angry Squirrel Warrior (sadly, if they tested him for rabies, they had to take his brain tissue - so yes, he is deceased). Why the hell did they kill him? He was just doing a public service! I'm sure all of those people deserved the biting. I hope he had squirrel babies who will carry on his legacy.
hell yea!!!! finally angry squirrel!! I have a girl squirrel friend at work... shes cool.. this boy squirrel in l.a. should hook up with boy squirrel NYC... yea!
this is the funniest shit I've read all week. Thank you Michael K for making me laugh today! I so needed it! Your last sentence sent me reeling with laughter! Bizzah
However I am saddened that in the 21st century we do not have a rabies test that does not involve killing an animal. Surely we could do better? Bizzah
you start that shelter and I'll adopt one MK! love me an attack animal to go off on my enemies! hahaha! This squirell is Hot Shit!
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