i dig her but that hair...not so much. lookin' a little "accused" if you ask me.
seccconnnddd
Love her. She looks like she is either on her way or just came back from the gym
She looks a hot mess with those adidas track pants and scruffy hair!
She looks really dykey here. Love her tho.
Is she really a lesbian?
she looks like the gyno from hell!
I am sick of this bitch. She is totally overrated as an actress. She is a politically correct, male-hating dyke.
Love her. Great actress. Keeps her personal life to herself. Still has a kickass body for her age. Plus.. she munches box so often her lips look like she just ate a glazed donut! Gotta love that...
I'd paper bag it...
Hey... classy.
Learn that at Yale?
DAMN she looks tore up.
I just watched the Inside Man last night and she looked young, sexy and vibrant. Guess that's what a few feet of extensions, makeup and lighting will do.
Jodie, Which Finger Do You Use On Your Girlfriend?
hahahahahaha MK rules
She's just confused why the paps are after her since she's not a 20 year old coke whore.
LOL Love the first pic.
in that third picture she could just as easily be Helen Hunt!!!
She's lokking like a real Inside Man.
she can be a male hating dyke, but overrated, no way!
just watch a scene of her for five minutes in silence of the lambs and you understand what acting should be.
i bet she is a bitch in "real life"
meant looking
My daughter had a baby group class with her second son. She really is a great person! I love Jodi Foster!
someone trim that first pic up to 100 by 100 pixels and make it your avatar!
Love her.
Stoney - could that first pic be made with the finger going up and down?
Jody Foster and Tom Petty, separated at birth?
You decide!
Damn, that's a hella long finger. No wonder why she's popular with the lesbians.
btw - love ur avatar! and brents too for that fact. Stoney - i mean sorry.
Eddie, not sure...I don't know shit about animating these things. I just stole mine!
i dig her
OMG "I'D PAPER BAG IT"
hahahahahahaha, I wet myself. You bastards need to stop this shit NOW.
thx Stoney - it's awesome.
Amy was only 17 when she was tragically taken away from us. She was crossing the street when she a saw a little duck about to be hit by a bus. She dived in front of the bus, pushing the duck out of the was, and in return was smushed. We will remember Amy as a kind, caring person, who loved to sing and write songs and giggle. She had hair like snuffalupagus. and she was a lesbian. but we accepted amy for the folk singing, tree hugging, guitar playing , lesbian loving, person that she was. there were no judgements. Amy lived a quiet life, on her farm, with her goats and turkeys. She also ha a pet banana,and a dancing cucumber. Amy loved visiting sex shops, and singing in coffe shops. She wrote poems that didnt rhyme, and smashed the bumps on her hands with textbooks. We will always remember and love amy, even though she is dead.
I LOVE her she is a great actress
A good actress and she's totally gay. i wonder if she had sex to produce her two sons. do they even have the same father?
she paid some people well to keep the whole story hush hush..
whatever..
may you find your fish-lips Jodie.
.
she is a man hater
her finger's so long she could scrape her bitch's cervix clean with her fingernail
I wonder if she WANTED to get her picture taken with her finger in the air like that...
I mean, she knows that she's going to get photographed. Wouldn't she at least smile. Or at the very least turn away!!!!
her finger's so long she could scrape her bitch's cervix clean with her fingernail
Morticia | Homepage | 08.11.06 - 4:44 pm | #
Now I'm going to have to use some bleach to get that image OUT OF MY HEAD!
Actually, she looks like Michael J. Fox in the second pic.
That finger's about as long as the turkey baster it took to knock her up!
her finger's so long she could scrape her bitch's cervix clean with her fingernail
Morticia | Homepage | 08.11.06 - 4:44 pm | #
*barfs*
Keep 'em coming Tish!
Jodi, ET called...he wants his fingers back
Damn, that's a hella long finger. No wonder why she's popular with the lesbians.
the betsy | Homepage | 08.11.06 - 4:36 pm | #
HAHAHAHHA, I though the same exact thing!
Sure that's not Parisite's pinky toe?
No, it's her clit, Stoney
She looks like she's fighting with her girlfriend on the cell.
She's a badazzz!LOL I thought she and Mel.=)
Most overrated actress on the planet. Fairly cute when younger, but has creepy little bean bag tits. Now just a skank.
"Flightplan" was one of the stupidest movies I've even seen. It should have been called "Rude Shrieking Cunt on a Plane". Even when it's revealed that she's not crazy, you still wish Sean Bean would just slap the ever-lovin' shit out of her.
I think she´s a great actress, but she´s definitely gay.
BTW:
"Jodie, Which Finger Do You Use On Your Girlfriend?"
I just couldn´t stop laughing when I first read it. Love you MK!
LA - I dunno. Tough call. Give Jodi a few more years and she'll be there! 
Geezus, Morticia, that even made me wince.
Damn, that's a hella long finger. No wonder why she's popular with the lesbians.
the betsy | Homepage | 08.11.06 - 4:36 pm | #
HaHa. No joke that.
WHEN IS IT GOING TO BE 4:00, DAMNIT?
already 4 here!
and I thought she was good in Contact. Although she does have this weird retard look she gets on her face when she's trying to show extreme emotion.
It's 5:15 here. 45 minutes until hell is over for another week.
I wonder if she WANTED to get her picture taken with her finger in the air like that...
AH yeah
Yeah, well good for you Stoney & Bets 
Only 2:20 here
silently crying
she looks pizzed off.
the absolute BEST scene of her career is near the end of silence of the lambs when it's dark as fuck in that house and she's alone, going from room to room w/ her pistol drawn, trying to find that guy - and he's got those night vision goggles on....her fear was palpable. i was fucking sweating bullets watching that shit...i had to go masturbate when it was over. 
Did you Tish?
Morticia | Homepage | 08.11.06 - 5:28 pm | #
I agree.
and she looks all ripped and has her hair cut like that for her new movie about a woman seeking revenge. there are pics of her on set on justjared.com
I just realized you said you ahd to masturbate when it was over and I said "I agree." dammit, I meant I agree about the scene. UGH.
her finger's so long she could scrape her bitch's cervix clean with her fingernail
Morticia | Homepage | 08.11.06 - 4:44 pm
Oh, Morticia!
Bitch is STILL one of the best actresses, in Hollywood. LOVE HER! I watched THE LITTLE GIRL THAT LIVES DOWN THE LANE, the other night. She was fierce even back then.
GO YANKEES 
don't lie, alosha!
I, too, love the ladies but I think she's a lousy actress--you can never forget it's her playing a role. But she really lost any semblance of respect when she defended Mel Gibson. Bitch, please!
it's weird to me when she plays straight women. the whole time I'm like, she hates kissing that man!!
Haha, you know it Stoney.
don't lie, alosha!
Morticia | Homepage | 08.11.06 - 5:34 pm | #
aaaaahhhh!!!
and hey, you nailed it - she has ET fingers. like freaky long. I used to be so attracted to her when I was about 19. now she's not feminine enough. I'm supposed to watch inside man tonight tho, heard it was great.
hey, so seriously, did le garce like disappear or what?
I am still in awe of her, took me a minute to figure out it was her in A Very Long Engagement. Her French is flawless - I swear I want to be her when I grow up, minues the lesbian part.
cool, jess, I feel ya. she's fantastic in a lot of ways.
Jodie is a male hating dyke. How can a queer vote for Crash.
ALOSHA DON'T SPEAK IT'S NAME
will someone please answer the damn bloody question...
Is she or is she not a lesbian?!?
cha cha she has never said one way or the other. people just assume that.
and mishma sorry!!
She voted for Crash? I hate her.
Just because a woman is a lesbian doesn't mean she hates men, it just means she hates cock. hehe.
Cock is such a terrible thing to waste
I just heard that Tony Danza was in Crash--- WTF????? They did send me the dvd though around awards season- I havent watched it yet, although I might just to see Tony Danza in a movie
I like the shout out to Silence of the Lambs in Clerks II...what is the name of that song Buffalo Bill is prancing around too?
stormy he's only in it for a couple of minutes.
What a nasty snit..
I like the shout out to Silence of the Lambs in Clerks II...what is the name of that song Buffalo Bill is prancing around too?
Ana Matronic | 08.11.06 - 5:57 pm | #
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It's called "Goodbye Horses" and that scene in Silence Of the Lambs where Buffalo Bill is doing his dance to that is one of the creepiest scenes in any movie EVER. Thank gawd they had Jay do a parody of it in Clerks II. Now I can laugh at it.
Jodi does have one hell of a long finger. Oh well, I'll have to quote the old Irish Spring commercial: "Manly yes, but *I* like it too!"
Looks like she has a wedding band on, wonder who her wife is. plus that finger looks long. I bet the wife enjoys it.
Good actress, apparently not a friendly neighbor.
Even when I saw her in movies when I was a kid, I knew she was a lesbian. Before I knew what a lesbian was. Same way I knew about Uncle Arthur on Bewitched.
Jodi, nice manicure!
she's been living with Cydney Bernard for like 13 years, has 2 kids via sperm donor she raises with her & they wear matching wedding bands.
I realize she's missing the forehead tattoo, but please.
she does look like she's having a fight with her gf on the phone.
she's still looking hot.
Anonymous | 08.11.06 - 7:21 pm
Is that true? how come we never hear anything about her and the gf? they'd be all over her like Rosie O if she had a live-in lover or just with osme someone longterm
She's a no class bitch, I know the paparazi suck but losing your cool and flipping anyone off no matter who they are just make's the flipper look like an a-hole. Plus I Never thought she could act She tries too hard YUCK!!!
Where's the tits...lizbo!
Hekki,
Uncle Arthur? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.......
That is one grumpy lesbo.
I met her nasty-dyke GF a few years ago, when I was employed at a resort. I can't say which resort, but I will say this: DUDE that RANCH dressing is great!
You don't hear anything about her relationship b/c IT'S NONE OF ANYONE'S BUSINESS!!
Jeez! Not everyone is Hollywood is an attention whore.
She is not a man hater for being gay....please stop smoking crack.
Jodie kicks ass, and is a really nice person- I wouldn't want to be photographed after the gym sitting on my front stairs either.
Damn FUGLY DYKE!
THAT'S A MAN BABY!!!
She's prolly talking about vagina..... tee hee!!
Yes tizzari, it's true. She's not "officially" out of the closet because she doesn't talk about it to the press.
She's taken Cydney to a premiere or two, google her.
foster looks fit and trim.
i thought she was too educated and mature to flash someone the middle finger.
Would love to know who she's fighting with on the phone. I don't think it's only the photog she's pissed at.
Nice arms
Such an overrated actress. This dyke has 2 oscars for best actress and Meryl and Sissy only have one. Yeah right.
Don't fault Jodie for the Academy robbing Meryl or Sissy- she probably wasn't up against either of them the years they've been nominated.
Yes, I defend Jodie, b/c I love Jodie.
"Would love to know who she's fighting with on the phone. I don't think it's only the photog she's pissed at.
Shy-Low Nectarine Pit | 08.11.06 - 8:17 pm | #"
I totally agree. It's pretty obvious she's fighting with whomever is on the phone. I seriously nothing wrong with flipping off a photographer who's taking your picture in the middle of an argument. I think her reaction is pretty mild.
I think she's a great actress, too. I watched 'the Silence of the Lambs' just last week. I'm always amazed at how good she was in that movie. My favorite part is when she's in the basement and trying to convince Katherine (the girl in the well) that everything is under control and to be cool. You know she's scared out of her fucking mind.
her finger's so long she could scrape her bitch's cervix clean with her fingernail
Morticia | Homepage | 08.11.06 - 4:44 pm | #
i'm doubled over in pain right now...dayum....
I hate the way she says "sh" instead of "s". Does that get you an Oscar?
is that photo shopped? that is one long ass finger!!!
Holy shit..I googled that lady mentioned as her gf and she's old as fuck!
My grandma looks better! What is it with these actresses liking old vag?
Jodie is Hot Shit.
don't really care what you say.. i still love her =)
love her cuz she doesn't just pretend to be smart, this bitch actually is. No, not cuz she went to an ivy league, many other kid actors (and political legacies) have gone to an ivy league simply cuz they're let in; but she was probably the only one who deserved to be there.
The finger is loooonnnnggg! Wow. But whatever, just checked out her partner and, guess what, like many men, she has a total soccer mom at home. Would you rather she is bedding some young skank just cuz she can? I like that she goes down on her and not some mystic tan chick who would not be a good mommy.
Soccer mom? More like soccer great grandma.
and why wouldnt a mystic tan chick be a good Mommy?
WTF?
^^^ True!
Jodie looks pretty good but her girlfriend looks freaking old. Yuck! 
Soccer mom? More like soccer great grandma.
woahitsme | 08.11.06 - 10:40 pm | #
No shit. Sorry Jodie. You can DO better.
She looks like a 9th grade gym teacher.
Jodie looks like she is preparing for her next role in The Story of Olga Korbut.
Where's my new avatar?
Looks good, except for the nasty hair. Chill out, hunny!
Aw, I hate all those Hollywood bitches, but Jodie Foster is fierce. If I were into the ladies, I'd hit it.
She's a no class bitch, I know the paparazi suck but losing your cool and flipping anyone off no matter who they are just make's the flipper look like an a-hole. Plus I Never thought she could act She tries too hard YUCK!!!
ANB | 08.11.06 - 7:38 pm | #
I flip my husband off on a daily basis, it's become a hobby. She's normal - holy shit!
Picture of Jodie Foster, her two kids and her long-time lover, Sidney (a girl); look at second picture:
http://www.celebrity-babies.com/
..._foster_an.html
what a hottie! looking fit and damn fine Jodie!
Correction: Cydney Bernard (not Sidney - the website posted it misspelled); Cydney is a producer. Some of her credits are:
Production Manager - filmography
Bean (1997) (production manager)
Ruby Jean and Joe (1996) (TV) (unit production manager)
Loch Ness (1996) (production manager: USA)
Roswell (1994) (TV) (production supervisor)
The Client (1994) (production supervisor)
Producer - filmography
Spinning Boris (2003) (producer)
Ratz (2000) (TV) (producer)
Production Manager, Producer, Miscellaneous Crew
Sommersby (1993) (production coordinator)
A Mom for Christmas (1990) (TV) (production coordinator)
They have been in a 13+ year serious romantic relationship.
http://socialitelife.com/2006/
01...cial_friend.php
http://www.afterellen.com/
column...odiefoster.html
She looks way more dykie. I sorta like it.
Anyone who hates on Foster is an asshat.
Even if she's flicking off some razzi hound.
there was an item in the Post that said she is rude to her neighbors in the west village..whats she so pissed about? angry lez...anyhow...she is in a new movie shooting here in NY that she is producing.
supposedly her tenants hate her and say shes a REAL bitch
She has a horrible butch voice and a rodent-esk nose and upper lip.
I love Jodie Foster.
Class act, period.
It is no one's business which finger she uses!
But I bet it's the middle one
I love her! She's intelligent, she' talented, she's witty and funny, she has a hot bod....AND she NOT a famewhore - she keeps her private life private and always has.
Bravo to her. She is my favorite super-hot slut. She's damn FIERCE!
Her masculine side is really showing in these pics. I'll bet she uses more than her fingers on her girlfriend.
She gave her entire high school valedictory speech in French. She's smart.
Whether she's nice or not, I can't say, but I like her movies.
She founded the LGBT group at Yale. Yes, she's gay. I personally don't care.
It's the ignorant comments of some assholes like on here that keep performers closeted.
A lot of them just sound really spiteful, not like the usual friendly fucking around shit-talk on this site.
The fucking dyke is ugly. Her kids are ugly too. Can she go away forever please???
Bark, bark.
Co-signs with KikiisBaked.
LESBO
I bet if Brokeback Mountain was about two cowgirls she would have voted for it. Bitch!!!!
Is she really a lesbo?
Is the Pope Catholic?
I love her.
I looove me some older woman pussy!!!
I wonder if Mel Gibson was the sperm doner?
Kiki is Baked (For Real) | 08.12.06 - 8:46 am |
No shit sherlock, that's because she attended the lycee francais in LA. all the speeches were in french and any of the other students would have done the same.
you're the ignorant fuckwit from where i'm sitting.
I love Jodie. Wouldn't want to smell that finger tho...
Yep. Don't know about man hating but she's an over-rated actress and a dyke. I mean, she *could* be a sexy dyke, but noooooo....she's got to be one of those who have no sex appeal. Like, Anne Heche switching teams and then switching back would have been totally hot if she were A list...and attractive...and picked a hot lesbian, rather than that horsey faced, hagged out Ellen. Ditto for Portia di Pussy. C'mon kitty lickers of Hollywood. Give us some hot lesbian action. At least Angelina knows (knew) how to do it, but soooo bored with that!
I didn't know she was a lesbian...
Hmmm... new possibilities!?
you're the worst fucking prick. leave her alone.
Bad hair. Bad shades. Blech.
Page Six reported the neighbors say she is a beyotch and that they miss Ricki Lake who used to live there!
Here in Greece we are kind to our neighbours and people do what they want and there is no such thing as we are a friendly building so say HI. Leave Jodie Foster alone! You can't live somewhere because you don't say hi?
She thinks she's hot shit; she should be glad someone is taking her picture instead of flipping them the bird.
I have always liked her, always thought she was pretty, Loved Silence of the Lambs...and even tho some people didn't like it, I liked " Panic Room"..don't care if she's a lesbian, I applaud her for keeping out of the spotlight with her kids...and if she has been in a relationship for 13 yrs, then shes doing better than most hollywood celebs, that can't seem to keep thier pants on and thier legs closed...
To my comment haters -- twas gone for the weekend to the jewel of our coast. YES, a mystic tanned chemical-skinned bitch leeching off a HW star would not be a good mommy. Partner -- great grandma soccer mom(?), shame on you all. In suburbia most 40 something moms look like this. How much worse would your hate be if her partner had lipo, extensions, fish lips, botox, teetering on high heels. Then you'd have a fuckin field day. Would you rather Jodi's munching a Jessica Simpson? Yes, some of you sick fucks would. I congratulate her for trying to have a normal life not based on cartoon appearances. And yeah, for the other haters, even at the exclusive lycee francais, she was still a standout. BTW, my Latin husband said her Spanish pronunciation in Contact was spot-on. I took 5 years of Spanish with all A's and never drew that praise from him for my Spanish. So it ain't just French, it's just brains. Nest negative, flippin the bird is not classy -- OK I can't logically argue against, but it is SOOO ridiculously mild compared to any other antics we've seen.
Hey Jodi, what's your opinion of my new gravatar?
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