first
meh
YES!!!!First rules!!!
She can sing! But she is so bizarre looking. she was the shit back in the day, but now she is too old for that hairstyle...
I'm sorry, but I don't think anyone can get that ugly in a mere 10yrs. without the help of plastic surgury.
First, second, are we in kindergarden?
No, Perez does not have a clit, he's a mericone!
Its slow today, I need more gossip!!! I'm stuck at home. I love you MK!
woah, she was hot shit with a corset on.
DAMN that song is HOT! Thanks for reminding me about it!
*goes to touch herself*
Their first album came out in 1983, they worked quite a while before hitting it big with "I Touch Myself."
I am almost afraid to ask, but what is a mericone?
God help me, she looks like Carol Channing!!
WAY too much plastic sugery!
agree with the Carol Channing comparision, harsh, but so true! unfortunately she's too old to pull off this song anymore. she used to be hot and messy but now she's just, well old. what a drag it is gettin' old.
One has to be a huge loser to say yell "first!" whenever they post first in a thread. How easily pleased some are. It's just so funny. But about the chick - it's a good song, but it's a joke a capella and "unplugged."
True that, she does have the crazy eyes, but c'mon, look at the cheese cloth, and smoke and mirrors that that used on that video. Please! That could have placed Carol Channing in that video and she would have looked hot
Oh, I forgot...SIXTEENTH!! Oh wait, with this I'd actually be...SEVENTEENTH! How fucking cool am I, both sixteenth AND seventeenth! I rule!
did she just say "i want you to love me when i feel damp"????????????????????????????????
Oh no! TWENTIETH!!
oh, she says "down" .. well, it's a stupid song anyway. and she looks fuckin' crazy.
I saw the interview she has a crack voice too.... and hair...... kind of appropriate, she's playing judy garland in the Boy From Oz, one crack pipe to another
I don't think she looks that bad for her age. People are allowed to age, right?
crack face = Wide mouth + horse teeth + flared nostrils + sweaty oily skin + Bugged out eyes + no soul
omfg!!!!!!!!!!! 
that is some funny shit!!! she's turned into mrs roper from three's company!!!!
chrissie amphlette rocks!
and then everytime she says "i forget myself" she pauses for a long time after the "i forget" part, so it looks like her old ass forgot the lyrics!
She acts like she had a root canal in the first one. Did she have a facial stroke?
i touch myself stanley!!!!!!
lol, her face looks like a crow....crazy eyes and ish....lol. i dont think anyone wants to think about her touching herself...eww.
sorry i just saw the 2nd vid....lol, she still has the same hair style...hahaha...hahaha.
Even in the "I Touch Myself" video the lighting was so bright you could tell they were trying to hide some shit.
I'd touch her all night!
holy bejezus!
but she sounds freaking hot! that's what music is supposed to be!
THIRTY-FIFTH!
good bone structure helps all through the years. even with no make up.
i touch myself stanley!!!!!!
Anorexorcist | Homepage | 08.12.06 - 9:49 pm | #
OMFG!
You're wrong!
YoYo, you're a tard.
Please, dear God...Will somebody put an end to plastic surgery.
Even with the plastic surgery and the unkind years she is still more talented than the young sluts in the music business today and she is far more successful than any of the ignorant losers on this blog that are critizing her.
She hasn't changed a bit. She even kept the same hairstyle. She's trying hard to hold on to her youth.
Please, dear God...Will somebody put an end to plastic surgery.
there was this doctor who gave botox to himself and a patient. the problem was, he tried to dilute it himself and fucked up. well botox is botulism toxin, so him and his patient nearly died. usually botox is safe, but it just shows the risks these people will take just for vanity.
Number One - She cut her bangs too far back.
Number Two - Her make-up/mascara was put on wrong.
These two things alone give an unflattering appearance.
Number Three - She has aged but not too bad.
Number Four - She is probably carrying an extra 15-20 lbs. of unnecessary weight.
I can't tell if she has had any type of cosmetic or plastic surgery but all in all...I'd say she looks pretty good. A hell of a lot better than FireCrotch Chestica or AssLea.
I get a little tired of MK always calling the decent entertainers old and ugly. I think he should put his mug up here on D-Listed so we can tear him apart. And that little gay picture from Greece just doesn't cut it.
I bet he looks like one of those ugly Franciscans in "The Name Of The Rose"!!!
i touch myself stanley!!!!!!
Anorexorcist | Homepage | 08.12.06 - 9:49 pm
Anorexorcist: Thank you SO much for that laugh! I fucking straight-up cracked up for a good 10 minutes! I just have this visual in my head and I can't get rid of it... Still fucking cracking up !
Oh and Charles Not In Charge: Go fuck yourself up the ass with a chainsaw. If you don't like what MK posts then go sleaze around someplace more to your liking.
Oh, BTW, is it just me or is there something up with the timing in that video? If it weren't live I would think she was lip-synching (poorly). It just doesn't look like her lips are moving the same speed as the song.
Ho was ALWAYS fugly... anybody could look hot with bangs down to her VAG and the camera shooting her through a dingy window!
she is just as unique looking now as she was then....hot song tho...
MY PENIS IS INCONVINENCED.
If it was such a big hit how come I never heard of the damn song.
she is still smokin hot! Rock on.
This is my song when I think about Elvie doing sex to her favorite toy!
aww, I can't stand shit being slung at Chrissy Amphlett. there's gonna be a lot of ageing rockstars and pop idols, we'll just have to deal with their wrinkles and plastic surgeries.
her voice is still absolutely fantastic though! which is such a relief. I nearly cried when I heard Olivia Newton-John tried to sing "Magic" at the Australian Open and she couldn't keep in tune and completely died trying to hit notes that weren't even that high. Goodbye to that amazing final note of "Summer Nights" ever being heard again 
I think she looks a bit like Ozzy in the first video with her wild eyes and such.
Holy Shit! That was fucking scarier than "The Descent". I screamed like a fucking little girl when I saw her contorting face.
Holy Christ.
TERRIFYING!
Love her, but she does kinda look like Mike Meyers.
just read the thread. why do some people get so bent out of shape when someone says first. it is harmless, and people who get so worked up about it can just shave another month off their life for even caring.
Jeez.
Dear Nucking...
I could not agree more! I think the 'first' thing is cute and harmless...it blows my mind that people get that fucking worked up over it.
Get a life, you know? Dumb fucks.
Love,
Kats
Her top lip looks weird. Like to much botox or it's gettin caught on her dentures.
Yeah, I'm sure she really touches herself now.......cuz no one else in their right minds would touch her. hehehehehehe
crack face = Wide mouth + horse teeth + flared nostrils + sweaty oily skin + Bugged out eyes + no soul
jesis | 08.12.06 - 8:50 pm | #
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Victoria Beckham
I bet she touches herself even more with that look.
I think she looks great for being a rockstar in her 50's. I'm only 43 and already I'm seeing some scary shit going on in my mirror each morning...it's inevitable kids, we all get old and ugly...your day is coming ...bwhaa haa haaaaaaaa
Yeah....what CrestlineKathy sez.
MMwwwwwwwwwwaaaaaaaa haahahaha!!!!
I saw her live back in the day when that song was hot. Without all the makeup and the camera tricks - she looked pretty much the same as she does now. The thing I remember most - Her teeth were horrible.
But she puts on a damn good show.
I'd really like to know the ages of many of the people that post here. Guess what? You will ALL get old someday. It's a fact of life, no one escapes it. It would be one thing if only SOME people got old and you were one of the lucky ones that didn't and you made fun of the ones that do. But making fun of people just for getting older makes you look like an idiot.
Oh, and before someone replies with the inevitable "you must be old" response like a five year old, I'm 25. I just realize stupidity when I see it.
love this song!
I feel sorry for her, seriously does she have some type of neurologic disorder going on? I'm not trying to be mean because I loved this song and thought she was hot for an older woman. Poor thing.
Ah, the problem women have in rock, in Hollywood, wherever: when a girl is no longer a piece of ass (around 35 or so, depending on how good the woman looks), no one wants to see her anymore. Christina may still have it going on, but since she's over 40, she's grandma material. Very sad actually, considering that many of her male contemporaries can probably still get arrested.
CAROL CHANNING!!!!!! ITS CAROL CHANNING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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ITS CAROL FUCKING CHANNING!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Phew. Sorry. Just realized.
... all that said, I don't think she loooks half bad. It's just that hair that's so unflattering - let that stuff move! Stop with the shag! Part it to one side or something! Her face ain't bad.
Even back then they were trying to cover up her crazy eyes. She looked good in the old video, but if I remember right, in interviews she was not that attractive and a little crazy lookin.
i always liked 'pleasure & pain' better than 'i touch myself'. eh - at least they're still puttin on shows.
ohhhh yeah, she does look different. But yeah, her teeth I think are fixed now.
shit she had crazy face back then too
I like this woman despite her age, some women improve with age. For the critics judging by the interview she did have a hard paper round. I'm just glad she is still performing
Much love to Chrissy,Do your thing woman---Yeah, good question women are allowed to age still? She looks great (she has multiple sclerosis, so she probably takes really good care of her diet and exercise) Cute,sexy not your average woman--I love her and the Band! An original-she is what she is!
Hello, my name is Chantelle.
I have read every single comment on here, and personally am disgusted. I'm only 15 and i believe i am her number one fan - young i know, but nevertheless a huge fan. I am from Australia like Chrissy and couldn't ask for more from her. I love her, she's absolutely amazing. The reason why i'm so disgusted is because of the amount of heartlessnes and critisism that is expressed for her on this site.
Chrissy is turning 50 this year on the 25 of October and i think she looks fantastic! Considering the typical rockstar lifestyle she has lead, her looks are surprisingly well intact and gracefully aged. You all speak of her looking so old though i don't think you realise she is getting older and that's the way it goes... it WILL happen to all of us.
I adore her, as i said i have read every single comment and im guessing that around 96% of the 77 comments posted are rude and disrespectful to her and also her fans. She has gone through so much and is still, Chrissy suffers from Multiple Sclorosis and YOU critise her weight? I'm sorry but that is just plain wrong. Grow a heart.
For those who have watched her and read her book numerous times like myself, would understand what Chrissy Amphlett is about and what she stands for... im under the impression that most of you don't know a DAMN thing about her.
Go on, i'm interested in what anyone has to say in response...
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