yummy
yikes!!
her nipples are excited...too bad i'm not...
Whoa! That is harsh.
I didnt think that you could make that face once youve had botox
her nipple is bigger than her EYEBALL
She looks less tranny-ish without make-up.
Just goes to show, some ppl can't have enough plastic surgery or enough money!
considering how much make up she does wear, she doesn't look half bad compared to other stars, she is like what 80, so its not that bad
Thanks, MK. I feel so good about myself now.
My bad I was supposed to say something nice. She looks HOT...MESS!
Very unstable. She acyually makes Tyra Banks seem normal.
Fish face.LOL Ad for Long John Silver's?
She actually doesn't look too bad.
HARSH!
I find it so creepy how you can see the skin fold by her ear from her face lift, it's so obvious.
-she prolly looks better than me....
I like the shirt.
something nice.....she will never need to carry mace.
If someone has had a facelift, they should NOT pull back their hair.
And she looks like a hostile grandmother.
HARSH!
I find it so creepy how you can see the skin fold by her ear from her face lift, it's so obvious.
Lisa | 08.12.06 - 9:15 pm | #
OOOOOH. That is nasty! I really didn't even notice that at first, just knew something was very wrong there in that area, then again there is something wrong with pretty much everthing.
And I thought she was model material.
Are ears supposed to look like that? Freeky! oops thats not nice
the first thing i noticed was the face lift marks around the ear. shudder.
she umm.... has a nipple
hmmmm....that bitch needs some AVON!
her eyebrows look ok.
She actually looks good without makeup.
oddly enough she frightens me less without makeup.
she looks fine, imo
I dont think she looks half bad actually. I'm sure the angle of the photograph is not the most flattering. I think when she puts all her makeup she looks like a tranny.
Her nipple looks pretty good.
looks like she has good dick sucking lips too....
hahaha... Janice Dicksuckinson
Oops... Janice Suckdickinson.
she looks like norman bates mom when they found her body.
I would love to have seen what she would look like if she hadn't done all this crazy plastic surgery and botox. she probably would have been a nice looking older woman instead of a waxy looking lumpy freak.
You know, my tupperware is made with the material as her face and my tuperware is still functional. Melted a bit from the microwave, perhaps, stained from exposure to greasy unquestionable substances but standing the test of time, just the same. Like Janice
Wow she is like 50 and I think she looks pretty damn good. With all of her surgeries and the Joker style face she has WITH make up, I'm actually stunned that her pulled too tight look isn't more obvious here. She looks better, more HUMAN without make-up.
She has Clay Aiken ears! YUCK!!!!!!!!!
I think she looks pretty good since she's been a coke whore most of her life and she only gets straight to have plastic surgery, be on a show to have money in her pocket, and...oh, yeah, support her kids. I love how she's supposed to be all sober and shit, when everyone knows she's not and TMZ.com caught her boozing it up and being well behaved before downing the champagne....So say something nice? She looks a lot better at 52 with an obvious hangover after considerable plastic surgery than Lindsay Lohan looks at 20 with an obvious hangover after considerable plastic surgery....
OMG shes human!
She doesn’t look half bad without makeup.
I think shes a cool chick!
oh my, I guess I am pretty after all.
AHH. I've been gone on vacation for two weeks without a computer, so I haven't been reading. I missed Michael K horribly. 
Oh yeah, and about Ms. Dickinson. I don't think she looks completely and utterly disgusting, but she obviously doesn't look her best. I mean, at least she looks human, and doesn't have all that make up tattooed on her face or something.
OK, something nice, something nice.... she doesn't look as evil when she's not grinning.
And she looks pretty young for someone who's been boozing and snorting half of Columbia for a few decades now, even with a facelift.
She looks like Francis McDermott!
She has a nice rack. Where did she buy them?
I actually think she looks better without all the shit she puts on her eyes. she even looks a little... younger?
she looks good for her age.
I think she looks a lot better without makeup! A LOT BETTER!
She should never have had her lips done. Otherwise, she doesn't look too bad for 51 and no makeup. And even without the fake boobs, she has a great bod.
Yup! She has a weird expression, but she looks 100% better than she does on TV. She looks normal! *shudder* She looks much younger than her 50+ years. I think less make-up is the way to go here.
I see a man in those pictures.
I actually think she looks great for her age, although I guess anyone would with that much plastic surgery. I also think she looks better without all the crap on her face.
She doesn't look too bad for a woman in the twilight years. What is she, about 64?
Ho is HIGH AS A FREAKING KITE!!!!!!
she is fucking nasty...and I don't like to diss kids but her poor daughter is plain fugliness..yes..choo choo to hell 
i actually do think that she looks nicer without make up, she looks more ... natural.
she looks good with no make-up.
she may be a cwaaazy bitch, and I know she's had plastic surgery (and that ear-face skin junction gives it away) but y'know, she actually looks normal and half decent considering the fact she looks a crazy bitch in the goop of makeup she normally wears
If she was supposed to be some hot supermodel back in the day, how come I never even HEARD of this beyotch before just recently?
As for her face, she should go about halfway between this and her normal caked-on look and that would be MUCH better.
i don't know how old she is, but she's got some grandma arms goin' on
and bad skin for a model... courtney cox looks better
LOL mishma!
Pink's a good color on her. I DID IT!!!!!!!!
I think she looks a lot better without makeup! A LOT BETTER!
i can tell there are mostly girls commenting. LOL
the devil wears prada
Anastasia, I never heard of her before she was a reality show judge.
Oh, and you don't know pain until you've read her books, where she mentions how she was the first supermodel (NOT) about once a page on average. Almost as often as she claims she's more gorgeous than women young enough to be her daughters.
Oh, and she thinks shagging half the male celebs in Hollywood and posing nekkid should mean that she's even more famous than any of her paramours. She doesn't realize that those guys have done something with their lives -- great music, great movies, and often great families.
She's really sad -- she's never done anything worthwhile in her entire life, so she tries to pretend she's some kind of brilliant pioneer and strong woman and stuff like that. It's kind of pathetic.
hey she looks really good considering. no make up and she's in her early fiddy's!
She's really sad -- she's never done anything worthwhile in her entire life, so she tries to pretend she's some kind of brilliant pioneer and strong woman and stuff like that. It's kind of pathetic.
i saw her on the surreal life, and bitch is completely out of her mind. she needs a 24/7 therapist.
This is proof that plastic surgery is a bad idea, sure without it she'd have wrinkles, but she'd still look human.
She looks like she is on Heroin.
Not too bad..she looks much better without makeup...she actually looks younger than she does with it pancaked on!
Nothing nice to say here.
Oh wait, she has nice looking eyebrows.
There is a wierd indentation on her face near the jawline.
She looks WAY BETTER w/o the clown-face pancacke on. Looks her age, 60-ish, right?
actually she doesn't look bad to say how old she is and how bad multiple cosmetic procedures can actually make you look worse. she has a great doctor and she looks younger than her age and even younger than nicole r. even the prettiest of us can make an ugly face and look beat sometimes she's walking down the street during the day in overcast weather, not walking the red carpet...
I'd still bang her like a screen door in a hurricane.
I think she looks great minus all that heavy makeup. Now she just needs to re-apply but leave it more au-natural. She has a lovely face that she hides with all of that dark crazy, lumpy gunk.
She looks a helluva much better than Tara Speed.
Posh Spice circa 2015
Hmmm...something nice...Janice and I went to the same high school, and I've seen her yearbook. I still look younger than she does.
But I still love her crazy.
Take a good look- that's gonna be Courtney Cox in fifteen years!
ID FUCK HER IN THE FORHEAD UNTILL I FELT THE CUM PRESSIN ON...AHHHHHHHH. THE EARS MAKE ME GO CRAZY INSIDE.
The power of makeup.
ID FUCK HER IN THE FORHEAD UNTILL I FELT THE CUM PRESSIN ON...AHHHHHHHH. THE EARS MAKE ME GO CRAZY INSIDE.
Pface | 08.13.06 - 6:15 am | #
WTF?
What's up with the "slash" on the side of her face?
FUG FUG OLD FUG celebrities should never go out looking like crap. i think they should go back to the fifties where they always looked fab...i mean have a ever seen a pic of marilyn Munroe (spelling?) looking like fug shite???!!!
I read her autobiography and she got me on her side. She's had a pretty rough life, some of it her fault, some of it not. At least she admits she's had tons of plastics, unlike some of those elderly bitches out there.
That's as nice as I'm going to get this morning :P
Although Janice doesn't actually look that bad without makeup, I'm surprised her vanity allowed herself to be seen and photographed that way.
I'll be honest...I kind of life her WITHOUT the make-up. She looks, well...human.
I might be in the minority, but I say she looks a lot prettier.
I bet she gets great mobile phone reception with that nipple.
That was nice, wasn't it?
Man I am hung over and she LOOKS like how I FEEL right now...
When you get a facelift the skin fold is BEHIND your ear. Duh.
Thats just her peculiar ear.
Not to say she doesnt have anything behind her ear but we certainly cant see it.
hmmm. nice....i've seen worse. agree with others, a little bare minerals or something and she would be fine.
off topic: i just saw that stupid timberfake video "sexy back". what a heinous song and the video doesn't make any sense. and he cannot pull off the "ravishing a female" thing at all. even timbaland cannot help him. done with off-topic.
IF YOU NEVER WITNESSED THE FIRST GREAT DEPRESSION HERES YOUR SECOND CHANCE!!!!!!!!!!
Better to be a has-been than a never-was/never will be like I would assume would be the description of most of the people her.
That being said, I don't think she's a has-been and I still think she's beautiful and has a fierce bod. I love her personality and when you listen to her in interviews, she can actually be quite perceptive, intelligent, and self-aware. I love how she speaks her mine, whether it be PC or not.
Sorry, I am hungover and not quite in MY right mind.
Post above, mine SB mind, her SB people bashing her.
Awesome T-shirt!
Dont you wish your girlfriend was hottt like me??!!!!
"Better to be a has-been than a never-was/never will be like I would assume would be the description of most of the people her."
Like you, clearly.
Puh-leez, you just don't get it. She IS a never-was - most of her fame is in her head, out of her belief that she deserves it. Most of us here have actual jobs that rely on skills, and respect for what we do, rather than being treated like an aging, increasingly nuts freak with a couple of kids she leaves to go boozing, and a string of exes.
She might be ahead in terms of infamy (not fame -- she's too old and mean to have that), but everyone else here is almost certainly ahead on actual living, unless you consider "life" to be snorting every powder except talc.
And that makes her more of a "never will be" than anyone here. What a loser she is.
Oh, and on a different topic, it was the funniest part of her book trilogy when she claimed Justin Timberlake was fascinated by her "perfect" body. I laughed like crazy at that part.
good googly moogly!!! this bitch is MUGLY!!!!! AND BY MUGLY I MEAN MONSTEROULY UGLY!!!!!!!!
Yay! Unlike Jessica Simpson and Halle Berry, a woman with nipples!
Is MK sure that this isn't Frances McDormand?!?
Im sorry if your a fan, but that ho is ugly even with makeup on...
That's Kate Beckinsale in a few years.
She looks like someone who's had a lot of work done...... but she looks MUCH better without makeup than she does with makeup.
I don't like the facelift scars, they are way too obvious; but that bottom picture could have been taken of someone in their 30s.
She looks great, even with the scars. I too, wish she hadn't had the surgery. I don't think she needed all the work after all. Surgery can only assist what's already there, and she already had it.
She needs to leave the makeup at home.
bitch. look what toooo much botox can do!!yuk.
I saw this picture last night and actually had a nightmare about her! However, she got told off by some girl in the nightmare about being butt ugly under all her makeup. She must wear a LOT of makeup.
yes she looks "normal" mind you lots of women her age look WAY better without make up...point is she is supposed to be a huge supermodel ICON, not a normal looking broad, fuck make up is deceiving :S
She doesntlook that bad. She's over 50 so i dont know...What do u guys expect? smooth glowing skin and zero wrinkles? I think she looks better than Eva Longoria did recently...
i think i just got a semi.
If I were her, I'd forget about my face for a while and have my neck smoothed out. On second thought....it doesn't look too bad in the second pic.
Seven- I'm nto trying to be argumentative, but proving that Janice Dickinson is not a "never was" is not difficult. You may not consider modeling the most challenging or respectful career out there (nor do I) but that wasn't the point of contention. In her day, Janice WAS on many covers and WAS in many high profile fashion spreads and that IS the definition of a successful model.
She is 50 YEARS OLD, most real 50 year olds don't look half as good as she does. Her surgeries haven't been that botched either.
And to all those people saying she "never was" please, she was one of the biggest super models in her day. In the day when they would only give preferance to blonde beautiful girls, she broke through after years of struggling. She paved the way to more ethnic and natural looking females who believed they would never be huge models because of their race.
Yeah right, Janic Dickinson is real ethnic. "natural looking females".. euphamism for lowering the bar. If PC is going to rule the day, they should go all the way and mandate all runway models be non white butch dikes weighing 500lbs.
oh please she looks better tnan most if not all of u internent losers/hate mongers
i think too much emphasis is placed on physical beauty either way janice is still fucking awesome so u can all suck it! complaining about/trashing celebrities is so pathetic! dont u have anything better to do with ur lives? seriously people wtf is wrong with u???
^ FUCK OFF DUMBSHIT. KNOW WHAT THIS SITE IS ABOUT?
LOL CLUELESS TARD
UM THE SCARS HAVE HEALED NICELY
SORTA
Joker mouth.
Sexy, ANYONE looks better than Tara Reid. The old down and out mess drinker who lives at the Shell station down the block and talks to insects looks better than Tara Reid. He doesn't have grandma boobs, for one.
Damn, if that is a former super model, then I am a damn sexy bitch!!!She looks like shit!!
dang i'm surprised. she doesn't look half bad. she should keep this look.
Bitter Beer Face!
Bitter Beer Face!
Thomas | Homepage | 08.13.06 - 10:05 pm | #
HAHAHA.
WHO CARES ABOUT HOW MANY COVERS SHE'S BEEN ON.
STILL SUCKS.
She's like 50+ and she looks great.
she's ugly either way
and a total fucking idiot
She has a nice hairline.
Okay will someone please tell her she is NOT the first supermodel???? I think it was discussed on some entertainment show, and Cheryl Tiegs or Christy Brinkley were definitely SUPERmodels.....
this aging bitch is barely known by the common American.
She looks pretty damn good, actually... better than she does on TV, where several bottles of foundation and pans of pancake makeup are sloppily slapped onto her stretched face.
She claims to be the first supermodel because she coined the term. That doesn't mean that there weren't "supermodels" before her though.
And yeah, her surgery does look scary, but she would probably look even scarier without it. Regardless, I love her and her outspoken nature.
i think yall are blind or smokin' that lalala...bitch is the epitome of fug!! ain't no plastic surgery on earth can change that.
she's a horrid person who's kids came out fucked up cuz of all the drugs she's done...she's psychotic and delusional and needs to go away permanently; she will not be missed.
LMAO She looks like James Wood!!!
I don't think she looks too bad--enhanced and engineered, yes, but not bad. The basic structure is good
I think she looks better without makeup than with the ten pounds of it she normally wears.
I've seen MUCH worse. she still looks a Hella lot better than cameron Diaz! I was actually impressed by this picture, better than I'd think she'd look. she's got a very good plastic surgeon.
its amazing how she loves to bitch on pple about not being modleing type when she cannot even afford to look better than shit without makeup on.
Look at those nipples!!!!!
huh?
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