crap
Lol
Maybe Suri is a conjoined twin... or has her baby twin sister who did not develop stuck to her head!
Tom, why be so ashamed of that?
I wonder if he has gotten a new publicist? Ya think?!?!?
Tom is desperate now. PATHETIC.
From the article:
"Cruise accused the father of being 'glib', and chastised the decision to have the girls surgically separated, insisting that vitamins and exercise would have been a better move."
I mean whats the big fucking deal people!They were at the game they met them and Tom signed an autograph for them boo huuu.The Tomakat storys like this one are not funny anymore everything they do is because of the public?Give me a fucking break!!!!
I don't get it *Scratches head* so a dad w/ twins got an autograph... and???
Ahhh....so that's where they are going to get baby 'suri'.
THIS IS NEWS? REALLY?
Soon to come:
NEWSFLASH: Tom defecates this afternoon...news at 11
Who the fuck wants his autograph? I'd rather have a hot dog and a beer.
tom cruise should die. Just take him out somebody please!!!! ahhh I just remembered I had a really funny picture of Tom Cruise eating a placenta but its on my computer at home so I cant share it
Valerie, please give US a break with your nonsense. What the fuck are you even trying to say?
I'd rather have a gyna exam than Tom's autograph
I bet Tom is trying to recruit another one into scientology!
I'm going to make a horror movie with TomKat canvassing neighborhoods converting helpless people to scientology. They can only travel during the day, bright lights can blind them and you must sever the brain to properly kill them.
Oh wait, that's Night of the Living Dead. oops
TOM CRUISE is totally nuts. He needs to be put in a padded room!
Valerie, please give US a break with your nonsense. What the fuck are you even trying to say?
StoneyBaloney aka Auntie Tata | 08.14.06
Well i am trying to say that this tory is stupid and not weird or strange so whats the fucking point of it!I also meant that there are to much stupid trivial storys about them every little thing they do is not strange so yeah i am saying all this Tomkat obssesion is fucking boring and not cool anymore!
Oh and Stoney if you have a problem with my comments just skip them you Bitch!
NEWSFLASH: Tom defecates this afternoon...news at 11
mishma | 08.14.06 - 2:25 pm | #
Lettuce was detected, but there were no reports of corn.....
Go away, Valerie.
Go away, Valerie.
Gary Coleman | 08.14.06 - 2:36 pm | #
FUCK YOU GARY!!!!
Angry much, Val?
just a lil' too convient.
Damn,come back here for a laugh and look what happens,laters gators 
Angry much, Val?
Gary Coleman | 08.14.06 - 2:38 pm |
What?You started that shit first!
this bitch fight is better than the actual story...oh and i think katie and tom are twin big dummies
Grow up you three. Seriously.
Lettuce was detected, but there were no reports of corn.....
Gary Coleman | 08.14.06 - 2:35 pm |
yikers...that created a bad visual for me...and smell too
Grow up you three. Seriously.
Anonymous | 08.14.06 - 2:43 pm |
Yes you are right!We will but i have the right to write whatever the fuck i want without anyone jumping on me!
Valerie maybe you should take a que from your picture and have a ciggy break and calm down
You are right Val.
She is right that she should be able to wrtie whatever she wants without people attacking her but she shouldnt attack others when they write what they want
Oh and Stoney if you have a problem with my comments just skip them you Bitch!
Valerie | Homepage | 08.14.06 - 2:34 pm | #
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OOOOHH....looks like someone peed in Valerie's cornflakes this morning
*throwing vicodin and ativan to all the angry ppl in this thread*
The DH and I got in a fight yesterday so I told him I'm staying in a hotel and he says NO stay, let's make up and I'm pissed cuz I was so lusting a spa room with room service. Damn it all to hell
mishma just pick another fight and go...by the way will someone please tell me a easy way to break it off w/ someone
Yeah, "autograph" as in "signature on the purchase agreement to buy one of the twins after they're separated".
There is no easy way Lola
So instead I am going to Nordstrom with my secret Nordstrom card and buying all kinds of senseless shit I do not need. Oh YEAH
someone please tell me a easy way to break it off w/ someone
Lola | 08.14.06 - 3:17 pm | #
Just tell them "something suddenly came up" a la Marcia Brady.
doesn't the conjoined twins' dad have enough misery in his life without tom butting in?
Every fucking Tom Cruise story makes 30 pop-up ads appear. I swear it's a conspiracy!
Maybe Tom said he would heal them.all hail TomLOL 
haha mishma, i have one of those secret nordstrom cards too,
hahahaha Gary Coleman, your first post is soooooooooooooooo gd funny! hahahahahahaha
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