first?


Gravatar that is sooooooo staged. PALEEZE!!


Gravatar When Nicole weighed more, she never got this much press right? Well, now being she's so super skinny, she gets almost as much press as Parasite.


Gravatar Bullshit, she's chewing it to spit it out. C'mon now


Gravatar It's probably diet pizza made out of fake everything, so she'll poop it all out later.


Gravatar Soooo staged. She hasn't "eaten" in months.


Gravatar bikini doesnt match...and it looks stupid.....and stop pushing the axl rose headscarf.... the paris glove isnt working and neither will the axl rose headscarf...well not on her anyway


Gravatar There is not a picture of her with the pizza in her mouth - she probably had her assistent take a bite out of it before she took it outside. "If I take this out on the balcony and wave it around in front of my face, everyone will think I'm really eating it"


Gravatar She couldn't even "toss a salad" let alone "eat"


Gravatar she looks so fucking ridiculous


Gravatar Wow, Nicole at cocktail parties:

"what do you do"
"I am a PSA for all soccer moms of teenage daughters and all ana's wet dream across the globe. I made a record at some point and co-starred in a reality show where I dump bleach on the pool table in the bar of some hick town oh and I kicked heroin"

"How....very...nice of you"


Gravatar yeah right


Gravatar thebetsy: the pizza is probably made out of tofu. It will definitely be coming out of one end or another as soon as she finishes it.


Gravatar She needs the scarf to hold her wig on, or to cover her bald spots, as bitch has no hair left.

Did anyone actually SEE her ingest the pizza? I'm guessing she was present in the same space as food but like Clinton she "didn't inhale."


Gravatar I'm pretty sure the headscarf is to cover up her severely receding hairline or to keep her wig on in the water.


Gravatar Damn, between the cookies and pizza, Now I'm really hungry...Off to lunch peeps.


Gravatar TiredOldWhore is sick today | 08.15.06 - 11:49 am | #

LOL - Great minds think alike!


Gravatar That's not even a real slice of pizza. I wanna see her eat a sicilian piece or something.


Gravatar wow...i wonder if it's just a coincidence that she's eating pizza in such a public manner. i know when i grab a slice i stand out on my balcony and eat it towards the photographers taking my picture.

(sarcasm is my middle name)

-jinxy sarcasm mcdeath


Gravatar oh and that slice is like a quarter of a fucking slice...what a hack.


Gravatar I don't see her eating just holding a slice of pizza...maybe smelling it.

She's probably deciding if this slice of pizza should be her food intake for the week.

I thought she was suppose to be gaining weight?


Gravatar thebetsy: the pizza is probably made out of tofu. It will definitely be coming out of one end or another as soon as she finishes it.
crysara | 08.15.06 - 11:49 am | #

You know Mama Celeste is rolling in her grave right now.


Gravatar Who cares. I hope the bitch collapses and dies soon of a heroin overdose. Sick of seeing her scrawny ass and her fucking staged eating pictures.


Gravatar If there was EVER a bitch in need of a 2-piece and a prayer...


Gravatar Pepperoni flavored dirt-star!

God I'm hungry right now!


Gravatar why does the bottom half of her bathing suit ALWAYS bag? that's not normal no?


Gravatar those glasses are bigger then her tits. she can use them as a bra


Gravatar Poor girl, can't Lionel afford to buy her a matching swimsuit? Maybe Dakota Fanning will have a yard sale and she can get one - they are about the same size.


Gravatar I worked with a girl with some serious food issues, and she came to work in tears one Monday because she'd actually eaten two whole slices of pizza at one time over the weekend! My friend and I laughed and told her, "Bitch please! Come back and cry to us when you eat the whole damn pizza and follow it with ice cream." Anas don't eat pizza, this is as phony as SuperCruise and the car wreck story.


Gravatar eww I hate watching fat people eat.


Gravatar And there is her calorie in take for the week.


Gravatar Her bottoms bag because even her vagina is hungry


Gravatar what woman wants to be photographed in a bikini,no less scarfing pizza......only Nicole.
This is ridiculous,I say Bull#$%^


Gravatar even on the new season of simple life they show her picking at food at the various homes kitchens and every time the camera pans to her while shes eating she looks like she wants to spit it out like its the grossest thing in the world to have to eat...i have never seen someone look so uncomfortable while chewing....yuck


Gravatar You are right,Tired Whore-
Let us know when you can keep a few slices down followed by a chaser of Haagen-Dazs.


Gravatar This shit does NOT fool me!


Gravatar in the third pic, doesn't it look like the branch on the left is an alien trying to eat the pizza!!!! ok,i must be on drugs to notice that......


Gravatar *grumble* I am STARVING right now. And there's a pizza hut down the street....


Gravatar I'm not hungry...I take VICODIN


Gravatar did her publicist have to call to inform everyone that nicole would be seen with food in her possession?

when she eats 50 hot dogs at a hot dog contest, and keeps it all down, then i'll believe she actually ate something.


Gravatar she hasn't really pooped in a year.. that was her yearly ration of meat, bread and milk.. oky., maybe the tomato is veg.. but really.. she should eat compact nutritious foods and not down cans of ensure, maybe a junk food solid substance in hopes of living for a while longer.


Gravatar Look at her expression. It actually pains her to eat. She didn't finish that piece of pizza. She took two bites, and threw it up.


Gravatar that looks like the toy pizza that came with my niece's dora the explorer kitchen.


Gravatar That "pizza" looks like one of thos etiny little Totino's things, and my 4 yr old can kill off one of those all alone. That's not food, it's probably a slice of painted cardboard.


Gravatar I'd shove that pizza so far up her ass she might actually metabolise it.


Gravatar she looks so pained to actually have to touch food...


Gravatar what, does she have that ugly bikini in every color of the rainbow?


Gravatar That pizza is no where near her mouth


Gravatar i don't see an actual picture of her taking a bite of the pizza, i just see the slice around her mouth area...


Gravatar It's definitely a staged pic. She just wants to prove to people that she actually does eat real food. Well, maybe she does, but it doesn't mean she's not barfing it up after she goes back into the house.


Gravatar Talk about getting your monies worth... gastric bypass.... maybe her and DJ Am got a 2 for one deal...


Gravatar God, I miss Jersey/NY Pizza!!! I want a big fat piece of Sicilian and a beer stat! ***salivating***


Gravatar well i guess thats her one meal for
the week.


Gravatar What a waste of perfectly good pizza....


Gravatar Doesn't Nic realize that pizza is one of the hardest food products to throw up?


Gravatar I'd shove that pizza so far up her ass she might actually metabolise it.
tender cavity | 08.15.06 - 12:10 pm | #

I'd pay you.


Gravatar She looks so fragile... it's kinda scary.


Gravatar if she only knew how ridiculous
she looks wearing those sunglasses,she is a total mess, i don't know how she is still alive??
she is for sure anorexic,her body is
not a body of someone who works out,
its all skin and bones.


Gravatar she just ate a large pizza.


Gravatar that pizza is no where near her tounge... I bet if i sprinkled it with parmesean cheese/coke it would be all crust in that pic.


Gravatar Yeah, right. It's got one bite taken off, and she's not chewing, or anything. This is so staged. She's not eating it, she's posing with it.


Gravatar she looks like an 8 year old boy! yukz!


Gravatar in that first pic, she's looking at it like it's covered in dog turds...


Gravatar i love how she's making sure the paps get a picture of her wit a pizza. she's holding it like it was a turd. very convincing!


Gravatar I love how she's eating it for the photographers.


Gravatar SHE IS GROSS UGLY AND HAS NO TALENT.


Gravatar It's all for show. She looks like she's gagging.


Gravatar I could finish that slice in two bites, maybe one


Gravatar What's with those stupid glasses????


Gravatar I could go for some pizza.


Gravatar Metabolism? What was her story when she was heavier?


Gravatar YOU HAVE TO TAKE A BITE TO CONVINCE ME FREAK


Gravatar get some pep pep pepperoni in your STEP!!!


Gravatar "Whew, my eyes were bigger than my stomach!"


Gravatar She's so gross! And that stupid ass glasses, good Lord! She is plain, disgusting, and now she's always in a head scarf, band, to hide probably her thinning hair. What a waste, of a young girl. Young? looks like 73.


Gravatar She's not eating it - just walking around with it. It's a prop for the stick figure.


Gravatar There is an ana lady who goes to my gym. i bet she is the same size as Nicole. It is sick...she works out on the bikes for over an hour and her husband (I assume) goes with her to exercise rather than getting her the help she needs. I don't get it?!


Gravatar At first glance, I thought those sunglasses were goggles!


Gravatar pizza on the beach..I did that once.
you end up with sandy,cruncy, inedible pizza. you know Nicole is going to purposely drop it in the sand.
"oh no..now I cant eat it. too bad."


Gravatar the tan.. the skeleton.. the huge glasses

britney is way hotter than her, ya'll


Gravatar wow...i wonder if it's just a coincidence that she's eating pizza in such a public manner. i know when i grab a slice i stand out on my balcony and eat it towards the photographers taking my picture.

lol... so true


Fonzi | 08.15.06 - 1:36 pm | #

there are some gyms now that won't let girls work out over a certain amount as they're addicted to exercising. it has a certain name, you know, anis who are over-exercisers too


Gravatar Exercise Bulimia.... thats what I've heard it called. Instead of throwing it up they work off over twice as many calories as they took in.


Gravatar Does Nicole Richcie have access to a mirror? because there's no way a girl would leave the house looking like that unless all the mirrors were broken--how fucking ridiculous do those glases look? the fact that she's skinnier than skinny itself makes the glasses look even more ridiculous, beause they almost completely cover her face. the headband is ridiculous, no one is going to start rocking headbands just because she's wearing them. and the bathing suit? i thought this bitch had money! if i had money like her, i wouldn't be caught dead in that shitty bathing suit.
Nicole, invest a few dollars into a full length mirror, PLEASE!!!


Gravatar There is an ana lady who goes to my gym. i bet she is the same size as Nicole. It is sick...she works out on the bikes for over an hour and her husband (I assume) goes with her to exercise rather than getting her the help she needs. I don't get it?!
Fonzi | 08.15.06 - 1:36 pm | #

First of all, how the fuck do you know she is "ana"? Or that she "needs help"? Jackass.


Gravatar she is so on laxatives or something.


Gravatar bitch gonna puke it up anyway


Gravatar She doesn't need to fake-eat a slice of pizza on the beach. She needs to be downing a six pack of Ensure Plus every day, while dealing with her eating disorder/body dismorphia/self-esteem/abandonment/control issues IN THERAPY.


Gravatar First of all, how the fuck do you know she is "ana"? Or that she "needs help"? Jackass.
Anonymous | 08.15.06 - 2:18 pm | #

They aren't too hard to spot now, are they? Stop calling people you don't know names, unless you're an ana yourself and feeling guilty here.


Gravatar She's GROSS!

Not to mention she has:

- NO talent!

- NO beauty!

- NO brains!

Man, I can't wait for reality shows to ALL be cancelled so we finally have real celebrities and real actors instead of TRASH like Nicole who do nothing.

Can she please she pull a KAREN CARPENTER and spare us the pain of anymore photos of her?


Gravatar And the BIG GREY SNAKE came down and snatched Gollums pizza right out of its hand!!!


Gravatar That's her meal for the entire day.Maybe the entire week, month, year!


Gravatar "kidding! It's her metabolism y'all!"

Ya'll don't like Britney Spears, and yet she's starting trends.


Gravatar Pffff, ha ha ha! Gimme a fucking break.
She's totally posing for the paps saying "Look! I'm eating, see?"

(BTW notice how she only takes one bite of it and has a look of disgust on her face after. I bet she threw that slice away when the paps weren't looking)


Gravatar Midget is word that never gets old. Just like Dwayne. Thank you Amy Sedaris!


Gravatar Wow, Nicole at cocktail parties:

"what do you do"
"I am a PSA for all soccer moms of teenage daughters and all ana's wet dream across the globe. I made a record at some point and co-starred in a reality show where I dump bleach on the pool table in the bar of some hick town oh and I kicked heroin"

"How....very...nice of you"
mishma has wonky tooth | 08.15.06 - 11:48 am | #

Absolutely brilliant! *cheers* *flowers thrown at stage*


Gravatar Can she please she pull a KAREN CARPENTER and spare us the pain of anymore photos of her?
FunMe | 08.15.06 - 2:37 pm | #

Unbelieveable, but I understand what you mean. I think...

If Nicole is anorexic, I feel sorry for her. It is a real disease people! And to that person who called Fonzi a jackass for calling another person at their gym an "ana", you can usually tell when some is anorexic, because of their teeth, their yellow and hairy skin and their loss of hair.

People with bulimia are difficult to decect from the surface.


Gravatar I heard she was still on heroin. Is this true?


Gravatar I heard she was still on heroin. Is this true?
--------------------------------------
She's probably on coke...Zoe is apparently a big dealer to all "her girls"...


Gravatar she has to be on coke. how else could you never eat, yet have the will and energy to party all night and day.


Gravatar First of all, how the fuck do you know she is "ana"? Or that she "needs help"? Jackass.

how about because we have "eyes"?

these pro-ana people are really annoying


Gravatar ugh. shes so nasty.

www.johnnydigital.net


Gravatar I guess I'm in the minority, but I'd rather see someone look like her (even though she could gain a little weight), than some fat whale like Mariah Carey who thinks she's hot shit but is nothing but cold turd.


Gravatar This situation looks very extrange to me.
It seems like she is triyin to tell us: look, i'm not sick, i love pizza and everything with a lot of fat calories.

This scene is so false.
I really don't believe her.


Gravatar that looks like a piece of pizza cut in fucken half., jesus christ the bitch cant even eat a WHOLE PIECE!! Two many calories and you know she count them


Gravatar ouch.

painfully thin.


it looks as if it HURTS Nicole Ritchie to walk down that flight of stairs.



About the pizza.

That slice is probably the only food she'll eat in three days.

We know all the tricks.


Gravatar Holding a slice of pizza up to your face is not eating it.

Its funny that she seems to eat junk foods when the paparazzi are around snapping pics...


Gravatar I bet you all $10.00 that she only ate about half of that slice of pizza. I wouldn't be surprised if that slice of pizza is a plastic prop from a movie.


Gravatar I guess I'm in the minority, but I'd rather see someone look like her (even though she could gain a little weight), than some fat whale like Mariah Carey who thinks she's hot shit but is nothing but cold turd.
Ann | 08.15.06 - 6:59 pm | #
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i hope you are in the minority.

it's better to be who you are and satisfied with yourself, than try to change who you are and never be satisfied.

mariah should have never gotten the breast implants, but with a decent stylist she could totally work that hourglass she has working now. it's all about the clothes with mariah.

and breast implants, though lame, are nowhere near as dangerous as starving one's self to death.


Gravatar A lot of people find Mariah hot with all her curves. I haven't met one person who would find Nicole hot, because she is the size of a 12 year old. Since when is being less than 100lbs and being 5'2" healthy?


Gravatar If Nicole is anorexic, I feel sorry for her. It is a real disease people! And to that person who called Fonzi a jackass for calling another person at their gym an "ana", you can usually tell when some is anorexic, because of their teeth, their yellow and hairy skin and their loss of hair.

People with bulimia are difficult to decect from the surface.
hephaistion's lover | 08.15.06 - 3:53 pm | #

Why does anorexia cause your skin to go all yellow and hairy?

What are the tricks to fool people that you are eating?


Gravatar You totally know she's going down those stairs to puke it up.


Gravatar A hour from then, she went to the bathroom and barfed it out!!!


Gravatar notice how she never bites the pizza. there are no marks whatsoever.


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