I truly, truly hate this guy with the passion of 10,000 white hot suns. He is NOT funny, and I really wish someone would deck him and put the public out of our misery.
BORING
AND a labotomy
HATE him.
And MK, he wasn't "acting" 
He's the train wreck that keeps going, and going, and going.
he stalked me once at a gay club but all the while proffesing that he's not gay that he just likes boys with sexy bodies. it annoyed me to hell coz i was trying to sneak in a stall to do blow and he kept following me.
i used to think he was so funny on that little mtv show he had. there was some sketch where he was sent to prision to be scared straight & it was one of the funniest things ever.
that being said, he's morphed into an annoying freak and could use a nice intervention.
addict/alcoholic
Can't stand this guy - can someone insert HIM into Richard Gere's ass and have him suffocate in there?
Andy Dick Needs a Chew Toy
Maybe he can bend over and chew on his own cock.
Ew.
This guy is a total fool. He reminds me of that guy from Entertainment Tonight (?) with the coke problem.
Not funny, disgusting, cannot act.
Oh, and has fucked up hair. No likey at all. ...next post
There is a guy on ET with a coke problem? who who?
i loathe this motherfucker. i want to bitch slap him with a cinderblock
i bet he dreams of licking the smegma from kfeds shortboy
I wanna do a lot of speed with him, lead him on, then take his money.
Stoney.......do you mean Pat O'Brien from "Access Hollywood"?
It might be access hollywood or something...I think his name is Obrien or some shit.
witcyn | 08.15.06 - 4:10 pm | #
Yeah, I got it!
i love Shatner though
Morticia | Homepage | 08.15.06 - 4:09 pm | #
oh my god! smegma! EWWWWWW! The other day my coworker told me another name for it...DUCKBUTTER. *vomits*
oh yeah! he is a gross fucker. I heard that tape where he talked about all the sex shit he wanted to do. God he is so ugly.
Crisp | 08.15.06 - 4:09 pm | #
I like your plan!!! Please make it come true.........
the only reason i watch access hollywood is to see pat obrien all fucked up on coke. what a perv fucktard THAT guy is...
he's annoying as fuck...but hysterical when he does that Daphne Augilera(sp) character.
he's annoying as fuck...but hysterical when he does that Daphne Augilera(sp) character.
prissychrissy | 08.15.06 - 4:16 pm | #
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OH YEAH!!!!!! That shit was funny, I forgot ALL about that.
hahahahahahaha
that was so whatever. but shatner rules.
I cannot wait for this roast. I loves me some bad actor Shatner!
is the dick clip SFW?
Andy was funny in Old School
shatner the douche bag that killed his wife.
No death jokes on his roast fuck him. 
It might trick him and he might admit to it.
He didn't kill his wife. His wife killed herself 
smiley face emoticons and LMAO's...
omg, he put down her looks... damn. it's like what every nerd is thinking.
Did the Dick start out on MTV b/c I can only remember him from one of those shitty Pauly Shore movies...
Shatner is the road accident you just can't help but watch. He knows he's a bad actor, but he just doesn't give a flying fuck. Does anyone else remember him on the short-lived US version of Iron Chef? Pure camp. 
Andy Dick kinda scares me. Is there really a sex tape out there? I wish someone'd re-do it as a snuff film.
Saliva and shit. GROSS!
Can't SOMEBODY fix that man's hair fa cryin' out loud! It always looks so shit.
he stalked me once at a gay club but all the while proffesing that he's not gay that he just likes boys with sexy bodies. it annoyed me to hell coz i was trying to sneak in a stall to do blow and he kept following me.
Anonymous | 08.15.06 - 4:02 pm | #
i bet he wanted your drugs
i cant stand andy,i find it hard to believe he was friends with Phil Hartman& Chris Farley
Be careful. If you even THINK about him, you'll get a STD.
andy dick is....well a dick....but more importantly, what on earth happened to carrie fisher? she looks horrible....
Why? Because they are even less funny than he is/was?
Look in the mirror and say his name 5 times...........
He's like gotta have Tourettes or autism or something! no wait, they have more self control.
Who keeps inviting Andy Dick to these functions...and why?
Who keeps inviting Andy Dick to these functions...and why?
it's like this thing... the stereotypical fag that you're allowed to make fun of at roasts
He's not out already?
Trishelle from the Real World while on Surreal Life- had him come over the house and was ALL OVER him like white on rice..... ok just gave self hebbie jebbies! yuck!
andy dick is hilarious, so everyone fuck off!
he's a creepy little man
*runs away*
The guy telling the sucks. Who is he?
I thought he was already out as bisexual...?
If I were her, I wouldn't have licked him back. Yuck. And did you see her face when he walked away? I don't think she appreciated him putting her in that position.
actually he needs a mental competency test to see if it is safe to let him roam about the world freely.
Eh, how does he have the nerve to call some one fat? That's like Paris calling someone a whore.
I used to have the biggest crush on him
Ok, Andy Dick is annoying as all hell and we know it. It's like saying Carrot Top is not funny, uh DUH!!!!
But the guy on stage was worst. YOU ARE NOT FUCKING FUNNY~!!!!!! Try to get your fat ass in a gold bikini! Hell he probably does after his wife leaves him home to go to work!
I just don't get his sense of humor.
Andy Cock: "It seemed like a good idea at the time..."
What's the point of this? definitely boring.
never mind Andy Dick...Carrie Fisher looks awful...her face has fallen.
She didn't mind having Andy lick her because her second husband turned out to be gay...he left Carrie for a man.
hey dipshit, that is patton oswalt not andy dick...
i feel like he is the male equivalent of Kathy Griffin. except she is slightly less annoying, but only slightly
This summer my sister, her boyfriend, and i went to California and my sister's boyfriend went and hung out with Andy (Andy always hit on him and my sister's boyfriend always told him he was straight) and when he went to Andy's house once Andy showed him his room and turned and locked the door. My sister's boyfriend ran out of that house and hasn't talked to Andy since.
he is out. he likes the pole and hole and has stated this on numerous occations.
HE LONG AGO CAME OUT ... then got off the pipe and claimed it was the drugs that made he do men.
WHAT BS.... and very very lame.
God knows what he is on now and who he is doing.
I thought the point of a Roast was to talk about the person.. William Shatner? Did this guy not know the rules? And Andy Dick is a total idiot. I haven't liked him since that series on TV where they were a radio station.. can't remember it, but that was it.
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