I actually like Public Affair.
oh crap.
Remember those dolls with strings on their back? Yeah. Just like that.
Why? why? why?
HA HA HA HA, is she for real? what the hell is this garbage. That's it, I'm going to release an album.
Farking embaressing
Damn...she is trying to steal Kylie Minogue's thunder. Kylie please, for the love of all that is innocent and pure, HURRY BACK!!
Like I said before, if I wanted to hear an asshole make noise I'd fart.
does anyone think that maybe, just maybe she looks at this and thinks "I am an asshole." wow, this is horrible in every form possible. fuck her for doing this.
what is she wearing? she looks like a character from Alice in Wonderland. still not as bad as Public Affair. That was the funnniest video ever.
Very monotone.
Puts me to sleep.
"you look good"
omg, those are the best, deepest, most complex, poignant lyrics i have ever heard. "you look good"
stop drop and roll, bitch
Why is everyone these days into this stupid, chintzy 80's revival sounding crap? The only artists who can pull that shit off are non-mainstreamers like Miss Kittin and Ladytron and shit.
ok, so the song is *somewhat* catchy, but the lyrics are so fucking bad. this is what happens when corporations write lyrics instead of talented songwriters.
IDK horses COULD SING?!
Maybe this is a big plot....Jessica, Janet, and Hilary are coming out with crappy tracks to make Paris look more talented??? Hmmmm. Ok, maybe not.
she reminds me of Jenna Jameson. But Jenna is way hotter
oh my fucking god. the vice president just came into my office to introduce his friend and I WAS WATCHING THIS SHIT. It took me a second to pause this garbage godammit!
Seriously, is she retarded? What a mess.
I hate that pose when bitches put their arms up over their heads when they're trying to look sexy while shaking their skinny asses because then we see their fucking ARMPITS! Hilary shows her armpits more than her legs in this video. ARMPITS! Yecch!
Why is everyone these days into this stupid, chintzy 80's revival sounding crap?
maybe they're all hiring the same company to write their songs
maybe it's because of madonna and "hung up"
oh my fucking god. the vice president just came into my office to introduce his friend and I WAS WATCHING THIS SHIT. It took me a second to pause this garbage godammit!
StoneyB | 08.15.06 - 5:12 pm | #
don't work too hard!
Oh God........spare me.
I could only live through about five seconds, and then I hear Denis Leary singing "I'm an Asshole, I'm an Asshole"........
Girl need to gallop back to the paddock.
Dear God, this is absolutely shit music! Please stop! I have to agree with MK, this is the summer of shitty music.
damn stoney! you should've been all like "my computer must have some virus because this video of some horse-face girl just popped up!"
This is seriously the most generic pathetic excuse for music I have heard since Popozoa.
is she singing about Lohan's crotch? I don't get it.
I was just like, trying to stop it while they were introducing me to the guy! *dies of humilation* Thanks a lot MK!!!
Do I bother with this? Yes? No?
Haha Stoney, been there....
oh my fucking god. the vice president just came into my office to introduce his friend and I WAS WATCHING THIS SHIT. It took me a second to pause this garbage godammit!
StoneyB | 08.15.06 - 5:12 pm | #
stoney you have made me laugh all freakin day you are CRAZY!!!!!!!!!!
hahaha. This sucks. It reminds me of an old Electric Company episode. The ones where they used to say the words phonetically while facing each other, and the words would come out of the peoples mouths. Morgan Freeman was always in them.
stoney - now every time they see you, they're gonna think you listen to this shit every day
Lola | 08.15.06 - 5:17 pm | #
MWAH! *passes cocktail*
StoneyB | 08.15.06 - 5:12 pm | #
Best laugh all day!
By the way, is she any good? I kinda don't want to listen to the brayings of this bimbo - let me know what dlisters think.
celebrity hater | 08.15.06 - 5:18 pm | #
I KNOW!! Others already think I like SHITNEY for the LOVE OF GOD!
By the way, is she any good? I kinda don't want to listen to the brayings of this bimbo - let me know what dlisters think.
let me put it this way - the paris song is far better
This song sucks ass!
Suse | 08.15.06 - 5:18 pm | #
That would be a big fat NO. I was in a fucking TRANCE while watching...completely in awe of the awfulness.
Aww, don't hate. She's cute.
Wow those flames make her look TOUGH! haha NOT - um this is what I'd expect from Asslee Simpson.... ok I'm going to hurl now.
On a side note - her teeth look more normal.
stop drop and roll, bitch
Morticia | Homepage | 08.15.06 - 5:10 pm | #
Into the nearest drainage ditch?
i think i threw up in my mouth
it's better than chestica's shit but that ain't saying much...
SHE SUCKS!!!!
She probably does think it looks tough and rebellous or something. Ever seen the pics where she's wearing a Motorhead shirt?
Do you think she had her new chompers filed down after all the flak she got in the tabloids? They don't seem quite as chiclet-y as before....
Is it bad that when her single "So Yesterday" used to come on the radio I would sing along to it in the car really loudly? Is that something I should have took to the grave?
I was only able to make two lines into the first verse. Quelle merde!
The video is so low rent. All they had to do was film her dancing around and lip-syncing and then had some special effects added in the editing process. Couldn't even spring for some back-up dancers cheap hack?
Hugh Laurie's Bitch | 08.15.06 - 5:24 pm | #
She probably doesn't even know who they are.........
do you just e-mail MK your avatar? i'm gonna hook up you foolz with somethin' special
let's just say it's gonna be "fire"
The video is so low rent. All they had to do was film her dancing around and lip-syncing and then had some special effects added in the editing process.
i noticed that. still it probably cost $1 million to make and that is fucking sad. they use more effects for an axe body spray commercial.
prissychrissy | 08.15.06 - 5:26 pm | #
prissychrissy | 08.15.06 - 5:26 pm | #
It's ok...your real problem is listening to a station that would PLAY such a thing!
I used to shamelessly sing along to 'Boys' and 'I'm a Slave 4 U'.
Oh, and I'd grope myself mildly at red lights.
Hillary Duff, her sister and their teeth should burn in that fire.
I like it!! Its very Kylie-esque! Its a fun workout at the gym song. She actually doesn't sound bad for the style of song that she is sining. Sorry :-( but its cute
celebrity hater | 08.15.06 - 5:26 pm | #
No, just make sure to put your email address in the little box below your name and poof! There it is! (as long as you've uploaded it at gravatar.com and it's been approved)
I'm a slave for you totally rips off some prince song
Hugh Laurie's Bitch | 08.15.06 - 5:10 pm | #
i LOVE ladytron!!
It always kinda reminded me of Vanity 6's 'Nasty Girl'.
This is a joke...RIGHT? Is this a real single? Surely this is just some ugly girl at karaoke!
Good god, she really is trying to be Kylie. The hair, the freaky veneers, the music, even the shiny dress. Fucking whore
Too bad they can't develop a filter to give her a good singing voice.
celebrity hater | 08.15.06 - 5:26 pm | #
Go to gravatar.com and sign-up with an email address and password. Then they're supposed to send you a confirmation email. If you get it, upload an 80x80 image (I think that's the size) to gravatar.com. Then enter the email you used to sign-up in the "Email:" box at Dlisted.
Good luck, c.h.! 
I haven't yet gotten it to work for me, but I keep trying.
That's IT! Nasty Girl. I was pissed that someone ripped that hot song off
The music is terrible, it would be good for a Goldfrapp song or something like that...but her voice , face, and lyrics make me wish I were deaf, blind and dumb..umm ignore that last one.
g'night my lovlies. i'm taking my inappropriately angry ass home to get some D.
what shit
noise....pure noise....
Uh... I was just watching Jeff Buckley vids. Then I play this crap. Now my brain feels like a deflated balloon.
100 by 100 pixels works too
thank you mama roux
Isn't "Playing with Fire" the name of K-Fuck's stupid album too? Or am I getting my shitty music confused this afternoon?
Isn't "Playing with Fire" the name of K-Fuck's stupid album too? Or am I getting my shitty music confused this afternoon?
you are correct
My God that was fucking gay, "let's get Physical" rocks harder. Dayum
That shit was awful!! DAMN!!What is going on in the music industry today??? Can they actually hear??? I need a drink
Bye Tish
Since avatars have come up, does anyone know if theres a program that I can use to resize animated avatars? I've come across a ton of hot ones, but they're all 100x100. 
the only age group i can imagine buying this is like 10 year old girls.
100 by 100 works! that's what my smoking baby is!
(I think)
Hugh Laurie's bitch... I think the gravatar site resizes them automatically?
ok since everyone else had a ? ..is there a quicker way to change the gravatar, because I get bored really easily because of my a.d.d and meds so I like to change mine every day. that gravatar site takes days.
What's funny as hell is the audience pretended to like the song at the end! You know MTV had signs up saying "applause, PLEASE!" There is no way in hell I would have applauded this shit!
Accroding to defamer, the Albatross is in Canada pissing off all the locals on a diva bitch streak. *snickers*
you are correct
celebrity hater | 08.15.06 - 5:35 pm | #
Thnak you - good to know I'm not totally losing it. (or maybe I am...)
prissychrissy | 08.15.06 - 5:40 pm | #
You can set up multiple gravatar accounts with different e-mails.
See...
I think after you've gotten your first one approved, any time you change it it'll be quick. Maybe it'll take a few hours tops. That's how it's been for me, I change mine a lot cuz I still haven't found one to settle on.
mmmm martini...sorry..thank you so much.
Hilary Duff is quite ugly, she looks like an old hag! She looks like a big head little boy!!!
OH.MY.GOD. Eight more minutes 'til happy hour! WOOOOOT!!!!! *watches clock, contemplates early departure*
The song is very generic, plain, boring, etc. Nothing special about it at all. And I actually have heard her sound better before.
Ok I can't stand it anymore. I feeding my fish and getting the fuck out! Bye bitches! *waves*
i dont think its that bad, its catchy... somethin is up all your asses, gessh harsh on hil
Bye Stoney! Paris is now in the Guinness Book Of World Records for Most Overrated Person. That just made my day.
Bye Stoney!
Reminds me a lot of perhaps what Kylie Minogue would have seemed like when she was younger. I bet that's Hillary's inspiration here...?
For some reason this seems like an opening for a James Bond movie. I totally agree that this 80's cheese is crap. I lived through it once I sure in the hell do not want my daughter experiencing it.
I'm craving coconut.
prissychrissy | 08.15.06 - 5:46 pm | #
You're so very welcome.
*watches clock, contemplates early departure*
StoneyB | 08.15.06 - 5:50 pm | #
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Since I got here late yesterday and today, I better stay till 5:00. 
I hope someone got fired for this single...
...and maybe, MAYBE if she had a half decent video the song COULD have potential....
but nope.
Shitty singer making a shitty song.
You're over, Hilary.
I have to hand it to who ever decided she should wear that disco ball - I'm too busy paying attention to how bad the outfit is to realize how giant her teeth are.
I'm outta here! Hava a great night everyone!
Bye Bitches!! Off to get a drink,I am feelin a little parched.
Her voice is more highpitched and squeaky than Minnie Mouse's.
Ouch!
gad!
Never thought I'd say this but thankfully our radio stations suck so bad and are so far behind the times they don't play this shit
PHEW!
My God that was fucking gay, "let's get Physical" rocks harder. Dayum
mishma's toof fukin hurts | 08.15.06 - 5:35 pm | #
LOL! Harsh but fair.
Whoever "advised" her to get the big horse teeth is an idiot. How can she seriously look in the mirror and think she looks good....
StoneyB | 08.15.06 - 5:37 pm | #
I just looked at Properties and it appears gravatar resized your smoking baby to 80x80.
I love that smoking baby, BTW.
wont be long before she is spreading her legs for Playboy
I'm craving coconut.
mishma's toof fukin hurts | 08.15.06 - 5:57 pm | #
*pours a shot of Malibu for mishma* Here ya go!
Yes, Mama! That's what I need. Soooo Baaaadddd
Okay, i kinda liked it!
Happy to oblige, mishma!
These pretzels are making me thirsty!
I mean, "comments"... :D
Hmm I guess I am the only one who likes it. Definitely better LH.
i like it. i think the song's decent, the video's kinda cool and she looks great. i'd dance to it. i'm usually drunk though, so, no surprise there.
LMAO...I'm surprised no one noticed this song is totally a bark from her to Aaron Carter. This is her "Joel Madden is the man" song. It's so funny because I guess she couldn't talk about Madden being a craddle robber. LMFAO! Yeah, it sux ass.
Chestica sings better than Hilary, altho I'm not a fan of Chestica. She does has an ounce of talent.
god that's bad. but then this is from the 'artist' with such deep lyrics as
I'm shedding
Shedding every color
Trying to find a pigment of truth
Beneath my skin
Make her go away. I wanna be sedated!
Wow. There's 2:58 of my life I'll never get back. I could have been playing online mahjong.
it's like she's trying to be like kylie minogue... but talentless.
off topic but look at these fugly ass shoes on blohan!!
http://thumbsnap.com/v/lGJnATaw.jpg
These pretzels are making me thirsty!
Mama Roux | 08.15.06 - 6:27 pm | #
I always say that and nobody knows what the hell I am talking about! Yay!
I could have been checking my pubes for lint instead of watching this
Bai Ling could really make a classic of this!
maybe she'll someday realise that her singing simply sucks. let's not start comparing to Aguilera or something cuz that's send Hilary really into fire.
I'm out peeps, talk at ya manana
She doesn't sing. She squeaks. Slap the bitch down.
i desperately want to say something nice, so emmm ok at least it is better than jessica's song.
and by the way, mk back off, bitch stop the crazy with janet, let her be. LOL
she's so awkward and has absolutely zero sex appeal....
shes a mini Jenna Jameson I'm tellin ya!
This is the best video they could come up with?
And did we all catch the body/dancer double? In the light grey dress? Oh yeah, she dances worse the Rhiana.
i don't think miss jackson should be lumped in the same grouping as these douchettes. i will say that call on me sux as a lead single, but to put her in the same category as horse-face and chestica mchacksasimpleton is a bit sad. i need to re-work that name for chestica. there are just too many things to fit into it. the possibilities are limitless.
The concept copies Kylie's. Only this is slow and really boring! (Where is her neck)?
Oh yeah, and she can't sing.
IM CONVINCED THAT TRUE TALENT IS GONE...MUSIC IS DEAD.
let's stop the madness...can we get a hold of her record contract and tear it up?
Cute Video!!!!
Bad song!!!!!!!!!
Chance | 08.15.06 - 7:39 pm |
Wow, I jsut realized how awesome it would be if Jenna Jameson recorded an album. Besides Traci Lords, how many porn stars have tried their hand at music?
She looks like JLo! And the same age!!
I was alright ... until she started to sing. Why, Michael K? Why? Do you *want* my ears to bleed?!
"Hilary? Okay, we're gonna do a video, okay? And, since your song is about fire, we're gonna have some fire in the background."
"Mm-kay"
"Er... we realize you're built like a damned brick, so, we're gonna add a few mirrors to your outfit. Make ya look a bit less, er, like... like you."
"Mm-kay"
"Uh. Okay, and, maybe you could, y'know, dance around a little bit. Maybe try and look less like a brick covered in mirrors."
"Mm-kay"
"Just... just try and look sexy, okay?"
"Mm-kay!"
- End Result -
Awkward arms-hoisted-above-head through the entire video pose while Duff talk-sings her way to the end of the song, which of course, includes some flames.
its like she cant open her mouth all the way. she has this little pout shit when she sings. ughh cant stand the horse teeth and i have TRIED to get beyond that but im high right now and this is just a stupid video
Ok, I must really be a fag, but I actually like the beat. It's not as Disney-ish as the past albums. ....shoot me.
These pretzels are making me thirsty!
Mama Roux | 08.15.06 - 6:27 pm | #
I always say that and nobody knows what the hell I am talking about! Yay!
missb | 08.15.06 - 6:56 pm | #
wOOt! :D
Hate to say this, but there are millions of teenage girls who love this stuff. i call it treadmill music -- the mindless stuff you need to listen to while huffing away at the gym.
IM CONVINCED THAT TRUE TALENT IS GONE...MUSIC IS DEAD.
dudewheresmyvibrator | 08.15.06 - 7:51 pm | #
Sadly this is true but what's even sadder is that the demise in true talent only happened because of what the public demanded, it's the concept of demand and supply
isn't "playing with fire" the title of k-fed's upcoming album?
How Annoyingly Crappy
It's really sad. Not only does the song sound horrible but you know some euro-trash that write Hoff's music probably wrote this shit! Please stop! If I was Hills boyfriend I would dump her before I lose my street creds but whoops too late his shit sucks ass too.
wasn't k-fed going to call his album playing with fire? you've hit a dangerous low when you're ripping off that fool.
uh I like it.LOL
really.LOL
Ok, seriously. I am so putting out and album. All I have to do is sing in a very alto in a chorus way. Jesus, You guys could be bashing on me here soon!
Ok, now someone shoot me.
was fire crotch the inspiration?
Love it!!!
I like her better than the other pop idols...but that doesn't make this song suck any less. Sorry Hill.
I dig the song itself, and the melody ain't half bad, but her voice is just awful. Combined with her face, this is fucking revolting.
testing avatar...
Testing...again......
going drinking...not showing my avatar for 3 days now....
if she had a darker, edgier, more mature voice (instead of that super processed sing sony talking), the song would sound pretty good.
the video is awful. does it get more exciting after the first minute? thats when I turned it off
Newsflash Duffster, you are NO Kylie. Ugh.
ughhhhh, i hate her voice! she has no talent! she can't sing!!!!!
Her teeth...(as always) look like shit
the hook isn't strong enough to make it a good pop song
does it get more exciting after the first minute? thats when I turned it off
an anal sex scene is the only way this video could get more exciting
IM CONVINCED THAT TRUE TALENT IS GONE...MUSIC IS DEAD.
there is some true talent out there. it's just very, very rare. and they're not getting played on radio or tv.
an anal sex scene is the only way this video could get more exciting
celebrity hater | 08.16.06 - 12:51 am | #
not if she has that same awkward, confused about her body, "am I being sexy ok?", nervous expression and strange contortion going on.
It's that same 'gentle' lighting that they use on the Janice Dickenson Modeling Agency.
kkkkkkkk i feel your pain jam
Is she trying to look like an extra from Austin Powers? Cuz if so, it worked. Oh and wow, bitch can't dance!
The song might be okay if sung by someone like Shirley Manson or Poe, but I don't think they would sing this tripe.
(Do I admit that I still adore Let The Rain Fall? No? Okay.)
loves it!
Ok, I love it and i'm not just sayin' that because I'm a fan of hers. Secondly guys, keep in mind that she is young and she can sing her own type of music AND not every single singer on the planet has to have the kind of voice where you belt out the song. Give her a break.
WTF? Leave the 80's alone you fucking horse!!!!!
Hillary Duff: Playing with Fire
A reason to ban the cloning.
okay honestly If its a choice between Jesica Simpsons version of raping in the 70's A public affair and playing in fire I mean with fire. Ill chose playing in fire.
Ok, I love it and i'm not just sayin' that because I'm a fan of hers. Secondly guys, keep in mind that she is young and she can sing her own type of music AND not every single singer on the planet has to have the kind of voice where you belt out the song. Give her a break.
yada yada, go fuck yourself
but yeah i would choose it over a public affair too. seriously, i think that song breaks some kind of law deserving of the death penalty. we really need to hire a lawyer to look into that.
better than Chesticas " Public Affair"
Yet another song that makes my ears bleed.
Hillary Duff is clearly no Kylie. She should be embarrassed by her voice and those lyrics.
When has Hilary ever made good music.
HER FACE IS HORRENDOUS. She used to be so pretty, so very pretty until she dropped the weight and put those horrid horse teeth in her mouth.
I thought she was prettier than all the girls now her jaws are sucked in and she's a hot mess. Ew.
I think think she's sweet as pie just wish she hadn't went for the emanciated look and stayed normal. She was very pretty then.
ok...that was...hmm..
she cant sing..
she cant dance..(whats with the armpit sniffing?)
and i still hate the horse teeth..
OMG. it`s not my kind of music. but good luck with the rest of the music.
semi-human-- are you kidding me?? All I can focus is her horse mouth!!
I like it alot!
I actually don't mind this song... I think I want to fuck her!
The Song, the vedio clip and Hilary are amazing....
Hilary is the best and everyone doesn't like her is fucking!!
U r stupid and jelous 'cause Hil is the best!
omg i love this song, s all you fuckers shut up and die
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