first
I love Michael K.
Poor Girl...
thats the shit!!!!!!!!1
This is Shondi: Britney, you are a dumbass. Oh yeah, quit wearing those stinky flip flops.
"Seriously, why are you so fat?!"
why is that sooo funny to me?? I would love to Matt lauer ask that shit.
I thought her answers were part of the joke til I read the real interview.
I'm not one to bash brit, i think she gets a raw deal, but maybe the kid wouldn't be so heavy if she would put him down every once in a while and let him crawl off some of that babyfat!
It's a shame, though, that she's relying on her 1 year old to make her feel "wanted and needed."
This is stoney: we all know you went out and married the first guy you saw and got knocked up because you still haven't quite figured out who the fuck you are. you probably won't ever figure that out because you're really fucking stupid
That was so hot. She needs to be smacking the kitchen table though and farting
This is a real interview?
I love you MK :D
This is Justin: Britney, can't wait until you pop that kid out so you can come do drugs with me and my hardcore friends.
As long as Kfed knows he is gonna be gettin that cash for every baby he makes her pump out, he will continue hittin her with that super sperm fo sure!!
MK, 
Brit actually looks GOOD in this pic.
GO YANKEES 
Shondi!!!!
Yeah like nitrious ballons, that's gansta to Justin
I don't know who you are, but you should be writing all the scripts, screenplays, pilots and sitcoms in Hollywood right now.
YOUR WRITING IS FIERCE. THIS IS BY FAR THE MOST WELL WRITTEN ENTERTAINMENT BLOG ON THE INTERNET RIGHT NOW.
I predict that for pregnancy number 3, she won't even know she's knocked up. She'll just go into the bathroom one night expecting to take a dump, and out will pop a baby.
Well as long as she doesn't drop her kid again or sun burn him again or drive with him wrecklessly again or hold wrong again I'll leave her alone...until she does something dangerous with the baby again.
I shudder violently whenever I think of the stench rising up from Britney's crotch.
MK I am in love with you. For reals.
Hate on Kfed all you want but after I saw that home movie, I know understand that he's a fucking genius compared to brit! Actually, I know think he must be a pretty patient guy to hang out with her. I have a little sympathy for him...
jesus christ
there's a special place where all of us are going to be hanging out together one day soon...it's called the unemployment line. thanks a lot MK. this is like the web-user's heroin.
tender, He looks like a rat, so I'm sure the cheesey/cheetoh smell is "disgusting--but so satisfying"
I have no sympathy for K-Fed. I'd hang with Brit all day if I could get my hands on her $$$$
No, I wouldn't. K-Fed is a tool, y'all
You're making it worse!!!!
Actually you can do unemployment on the web now. I don't have to take off my jamas or brush my teeth for WEEKS.
I need a vacation
mishma | 08.17.06 - 2:12 pm | #
I was thinking something like Whippits. Justin's crunk like that.
Her stupidity never ceases to amaze me. I cannot even imagine being so clueless. Does she have even a modicum of an education? Doubtful.
YOUR WRITING IS FIERCE. THIS IS BY FAR THE MOST WELL WRITTEN ENTERTAINMENT BLOG ON THE INTERNET RIGHT NOW.
I absolutely agree with you. 
***scratch & sniff***
Even if she "miraculously" gets her figure back (which I highly doubt she ever will), she will never achieve the same "pop starlet" status she had before the kids. And she is too bubble gum to sound like a serious musician, and she has no other talents but melting hershey bars. She is pretty much done, I would say.
there's a special place where all of us are going to be hanging out together one day soon...it's called the unemployment line. thanks a lot MK. this is like the web-user's heroin.
saraheb | 08.17.06 - 2:16 pm | #
TOTALLY.
I can really feel the love today.
"it just kind of happened." Um, you mean you let Kevin spray it as soon as you got home from the hospital? It didnt just "happen." Brit.
OMFG! I totally thought you were making up that last part about the hershey's bar! :::BARFS:::
I'm not really convinced she understands where babies actually come from.
there's a special place where all of us are going to be hanging out together one day soon...it's called the unemployment line. thanks a lot MK. this is like the web-user's heroin.
saraheb | 08.17.06 - 2:16 pm | #
I was thinking of a very different special place...much warmer..but that sounds right too.
bwahahahaha
I'm not really convinced she understands where babies actually come from.
Noni | 08.17.06 - 2:23 pm | #
LOL!
Shondi, you are on fire today! It's taking all of my willpower not to LOL today - everyone will know, damn!
i work from home, so i am still in my jamas and haven't brushed my teeth yet...guess it will be just like any other day.
OH SHIT!!! LMAO!!!!!!!!!
Is she implying that there'll be a 3rd kid in the future? She needs to get her tubes tied, stat!
Suse | 08.17.06 - 2:24 pm | #
Thanks! *slipping Suse a twenty*
Brilliant, MK!
She doesn't look fat, for someone who's 8 months pregnant.
I love her.
HAHAHAHAHAHA, ROTFL!!! You made my day MK!!!
LOL Brits gonna have a pile of kids.
and she'll never be rid of Kthug.
waaaaaaaaaaaaaa.
Haha, Shondi, you totally "get" me!!!
Whippits, OMFG. I remember having half a box and either the breaker would freeze or the ballon would crack and you had to schlepp back to head shop at 1am. Hahahahaha....memories
If not for her wealth and fame her son would've been removed from her home months ago and this new little shit would be abducted from the delivery room by child services. Don't hate her because she can't sing or dance, is brain dead and has horrible taste in men, hate her because she's going to kill her kids!!
That was funny. Except the fat part. That's just cruel. I'd rather have a fat Britney than a skinny anorexic celeb.
that was completly unneccessary but so damn funny! loves it
Oh MK that was fantastic...I completely thought that you made up the Hershey bar part. I should know better, Britney really is that white trash.
I wonder if she sprinkles cheetos or pringles onto her melted hershey bar. Or is the hershey bar really code for a steaming pile of turd?
tender cavity | 08.17.06 - 2:32 pm | #
Totally agree, totally! We don't hate her for no reason. Did you see that high video? There's reason enough! This woman has kids!
saraheb | 08.17.06 - 2:25 pm | #
Just wondering--what is it like to work at home? What sort of work do you do?
U know I think people think this is a real interview, that shows good writing and also Britney is REALLY stupid, and she actually would do an interview like that....
I wonder if she watches old vidoes of her previous self while crying and eating her melted Hershey bar?
Just wondering--what is it like to work at home? What sort of work do you do?
Long Island Irish | 08.17.06 - 2:39 pm | #
the legal kind.
wait a min. this shit is real?
she said this in another interview, that is insane....(no words)
cruelovin | 08.17.06 - 2:42 pm | #
yes, of course she does!
Hate on Kfed all you want but after I saw that home movie, I know understand that he's a fucking genius compared to brit! sienna miller | 08.17.06 - 2:15 pm | #
I agree with you. The tables turned on my opinion of the two. I now pity him of the two. I don't think hes as dumb as we make him out to be.
saraheb | 08.17.06 - 2:42 pm | #
Cool. So is it nice to work at home? I want to be an editior and I've love to work at home. Also, my cousin's wife (so she's what? My cousin in law?) just had baby and she's thinking about working at home too. It sounds like a good way to go.
MK - You are tooooo hilarious!
OMG I would get fired if I worked at home. I would straight smoke spliffs all day and watch Judge Judy.
Long Island Irish | 08.17.06 - 2:47 pm |
i think it's great. lots of flexibility. don't have to deal with shitty office politics or annoying office mates. it gets kinda lonely/quiet sometimes though.
haha, morticia! you are my fave poster...you always make me laugh!
Why does she have to melt it??
unless she had some peanut butter and ice cream with that melted chocolate bar i don't get it.
that picture is kind of cute. but you know he was ignoring her until he noticed the paparazzi was watching.
oops. mishma. i meant mishma. i swear.
saraheb | 08.17.06 - 2:51 pm | #
Well it sounds awseome! I'd love that, and if you get lonely you've always got Dlisted right? Plus once your work is done you can go take a walk outside. It sounds like you have it made.
She's not THAT fat. She's just sloppy and dumpy.
MK that was mean!!!! i heard a really shitty quote from k-fed today
he was talking about releasing his duet with britney and he said they were gonna release it when she was skinny and it was gonna be amazing!
i mean...its ur fault shes fat K-FED with ur lack of contraception!!!!the cheek of it
SURE YOU DID SARAH
mishma | 08.17.06 - 2:57 pm | #
lol. great, now you both want to kick my ass.
Ha!
I never wanted to crunch ice when I was pregnant or eat in the middle of the night but them again my baby daddy isn't a fucking ratboy either
there's a special place where all of us are going to be hanging out together one day soon...it's called the unemployment line. thanks a lot MK. this is like the web-user's heroin.
saraheb | 08.17.06 - 2:16 pm | #
ITA!
GO YANKEES
lol if our bosses ever found out about this. thank god my internet usage isn't monitored.
Oh, how the mighty have fallen...
lol...just sloppy and dumpy. Man, I think I'd rather be fat!
i work from home, so i am still in my jamas and haven't brushed my teeth yet...guess it will be just like any other day.
saraheb | 08.17.06 - 2:25 pm | #
Brit - Is that you?
JK!
mishma, you are on FIRE today! What is your cat doing?
Hi Ennis!
GO YANKEES
Hi OakRaider Fan!
I dont know how you arent fired from your job but we are all sick of you on here and your use of this site as your personal chat room...please go somewhere else...even MK is sick of you..he said so the other night at a club my friend was djing at...anyhow..just cool it with your stupid chat about you job and drug addiction..get some help!!!
K-Fed did an interview on my local morning show today. He looked stoned at 7am and gave three word answers. The reporter is usually pretty tame, but she took a few jabs at him and made him look pretty stupid.
Hey Long Island Irish! I work from home too, and I am an editor for a magazine! It's a trade pub, so you wouldn't have heard of it. It rocks. I highly recommend working from home. Sometimes, I sit in my pajamas all day.
smoke spliffs all day and watch Judge Judy.
mishma | 08.17.06 - 2:51 pm | #
Sign me up
I dont know how you arent fired from your job but we are all sick of you on here and your use of this site as your personal chat room...please go somewhere else...even MK is sick of you..he said so the other night at a club my friend was djing at...anyhow..just cool it with your stupid chat about you job and drug addiction..get some help!!!
sick of mishma | 08.17.06 - 3:16 pm | #
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DO NOT TALK TO MISHMA LIKE THAT!! You are making me inappropriately angry!!
Winnyfranfran | 08.17.06 - 3:20 pm | #
Awesome, thanks for the information.
TY Lola, I don't understand why ppl get twisted that we chat. Go to another site, then, sheesh
LMAO Lola
And yeah, man, eff off. Mishma is a source of pleasant entertainment. You are not. SO GO AWAY.
I hope her mucous plug doesnt pop out at Taco Bell,Y'all.
doesn't it say "Sex, Drugs & Gossip" at the top of dlisted???
i actually thought her replies were fake..until i read the real interview -_-
I'm not sick of mishma. she rocks. now go hump your teddy bear
Dont go there Saraheb-
they will all comeout and attack you.
I wonder, eight months in, if she's still slurping on K-Fed's love gun?
I LOVE all you hot bitches!!!!
tender, are you a guy? I stopped putting my DH's dick in my mouth as soon as the wedding ring came on. Now I dispense bj's when I want something or need quick forgiveness for something.
Bwhahahaha
Mishma, what's a DH?
Spoken like a mature woman,mishma
Nico | 08.17.06 - 3:34 pm | #
what'd i do??? maybe i should be somebody else tomorrow. :o)
Oh fuck I'm just kidding Nico, Jesus Christ...oh wait I'm blaspheming..why do you fuckers pick on me? Oh I post the most. Whatev.
DH is Dear Husband, tender
ummm not that funny
Thanks.
For a while there I thought it meant dead husband - no offense!!
Hahhaa....I could see that tender!
"he was talking about releasing his duet with britney and he said they were gonna release it when she was skinny and it was gonna be amazing!"
thats not nice.
I don't think you should be cutting on Mishma either. I enjoy her posts. Skip over them if you don't like 'em.
Anyone who advocates smoking spliffs is A. OK in my book.
MISHMA FAN!
(**said like "Superstar!" via Molly Shannon**)
Melted Hersey bars and sitting around the house? No wonder she looks like a whale. Oh, pradon me--she does get SOME exercise--picking up SPF from the floor after dropping him.
OMG!!! I almost fell off my chair laughing! hilarious! I just read the entire interview though and she comes off as hmm kinda sweet! I know I know!! Oh well have you guys read KEVINS latest interview? they keep saying they want their privacy but yet britneys so open abt her life and now kevin talks to the media too?!! WTF?!!!
http://www.ballz.info/britney-sp...ith-gq-
magazine
Apparently he blew it all on Britney’s engagement ring-didnt she buy her ring?
No wonder she's a porker if she eats whole giant hershey bars in the middle of the night. I bet her baby is going to be born with freakin' scurvy.
can i just say that you can bitch about brit all u want because it isnt gna stop her comeback. she is one of the most influencial ppl of the 21st century and everyone is treating her like trash. she is pregnant wat do u expect her to not eat and kill her unborn baby? she is learning how to be a mother she isnt gettin everything right first time. sum ppl jst dnt hav anything better to do than bitch about others to make them feel better. don't get me wrong i like this site but i dnt like the comments people write. they are jst too bitchy...
"It just kind of happened." So she's pleading immaculate conception? Or, I dunno, maybe her husband decided to earn a bit more CASH via another kid.
"I'm going to wait a while for the next (one)!" Yeah right. She'll be knocked up before they stitch her shut.
"It makes me feel needed and wanted, so I like it too." So basically it's about HER, huh?
"It sounds disgusting, but it's so satisfying." Nice to know that she adheres to the absurd "I can be a pig because I'm pregnant" rule. No wonder she's the size of a cow -- she just eats whatever, without giving a damn about her health or her kid's. Very trash.
Forget nutrition, get me some of them yummy Hershey baaaarrrrrssss. And she even melts them, so it can be extra disgusting as well as unhealthy.
Oh, and it doesn't matter if she hits the gym and/or diets. We'll still remember what she looked like. And, of course, she'll be pregnant again in absolutely no time.
BritneyFan | 08.17.06 - 4:20 pm | #
Your reply is almost too funny.
"you can bitch about brit all u want because it isnt gna stop her comeback."
And it isn't going to stop us from laughing when her "comeback" flops, since her image is dead, and she has no talent.
The comeback thing is especially funny because her fans were screaming about it before SPF's birth -- now they're repeating it again.
"she is one of the most influencial ppl of the 21st century"
To hell with politicians, artists, popes, geniuses, scientists... pop tarts are the real global powers!
"and everyone is treating her like trash."
Of course we are. She IS trash.
"she is pregnant wat do u expect her to not eat and kill her unborn baby?"
So it kills unborn babies if you don't slobber molten chocolate from the microwave? Fuck vitamins and folic acid -- y'all needs sum Hershey's!
"she is learning how to be a mother she isnt gettin everything right first time."
Uh, so that's an excuse? She shouldn't be LEARNING on the second time around. She should already know what not to do -- us mere mortals manage, simply by not pretending to know it all, and throwing a hissy fit if anyone points out flaws.
Oops, messed up with this one. Well, y'all, let's see if I can get the second one right. If I mess that one up too, then I'll just squirt out another one and try again!
"they are jst too bitchy..."
Nope, they just hit too close to home.
So it kills unborn babies if you don't slobber molten chocolate from the microwave? Fuck vitamins and folic acid -- y'all needs sum Hershey's!
what happened to the diet the doctor put her on? ddn't he tell her to cut out the junk food and eat vegetables and stuff?
as the "blessed event" gets closer, we really should have a "guess what white trash name brit's gonna give her baby" pool....
To sick of Mishma: I'm with you. I'm so sick of starting to read about what the thread is about and along Mishma comes and starts it all about ME,ME,ME. Why should we go to another site? Sure we can just not read yours but you take up half of it. Why dont you just start your own site so you can talk with all your other alkie friends. And don't send any messages blasting me because "I just wont bother reading them"
LOL Rory
thay are gonna attack your ass,watch out.
I craved chocolate and oranges when I was pregnant,gave birth to a huge kid who is healthy happy and doesnt have scurvy,warts or the plague.
Being pregnant=eat what u want and then find out the hard way after.
yummmmm.chocolate and oranges.
This is Me over the tired ass "Britney is fat" bullshit - *hurl*
So I read the interview and I really cannot believe she doesn't get it. She needs a shock collar with a non-stupid person at the switch. Like a spider monkey.
Then don't bother reading any of my shit, haters, see the cat, scroll down, it's so easy
your other alkie friends.Rory | 08.17.06 - 5:15 pm | #
Can that be me? WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT
Awww... you missed the "air quotes" in your conversation.. LOL
"Seriously, why are you so fat?!"
- She's pregnant for god's sake and she's not fatter than any other pregnant women. And bullying a little baby is linda low too.
Michael K that was hilarious.
amy | 08.17.06 - 4:52 pm | #
Yeah, I wonder what happened to that. What's the point of consulting a doctor if you ignore his advice?
I always crunch ice and have been told its a sign that I need more iron in my diet. maybe Britney needs to pop a multivitamin.
lol, she is so over, it's beyond hilarious. I mean, what did anyone expect, she did nothing? Not a braincell. Not a thought in her head. Gosh the stretch marks, saggy tits, bags under the eyes, the hair, ugh.
Anyone notice how she's still dying her hair while pregnant. What a stupid woman.
Shitney will be pregnant again in no time.
"can i just say that you can bitch about brit all u want because it isnt gna stop her comeback. she is one of the most influencial ppl of the 21st century and everyone is treating her like trash. she is pregnant wat do u expect her to not eat and kill her unborn baby? she is learning how to be a mother she isnt gettin everything right first time. sum ppl jst dnt hav anything better to do than bitch about others to make them feel better. don't get me wrong i like this site but i dnt like the comments people write. they are jst too bitchy...
BritneyFan | 08.17.06 - 4:20 pm | # "
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA what a douchebag. Honey, the 21st century started, and she ended three years into it. SHE IS DONE. She is not relevant. She cannot sing, she has nothing to say. She's a moron, and now she's fat, old, ugly, saggy, and smelly. Two screaming kids, with the we're country y'all, doesn't cut it. Shitney's three fans are seriously delutional. Thank god the rest of the country woke up. She's a laughing stock. All that's left for her is a game show. No one wants to hear or be looking at that anymore. YUCK.
Hershey is country y'all.
HEE HAW!!
I still love her kid though..he is the best celebaby ever!
Al | 08.18.06 - 2:55 am |
She says she's using vegetable dyes, and she talked to a doctor before she did it so it was safe.... I gave her that one..
I also think she'll be preggers again before we know it. I'd love to see her turn everything around and have us all befuddled. I'll be the first to admit shock and glee that shes back, but at this point I think shes done major harm to herself. I don't think she's aware of the extent of it, deep down Im still a fan(hangs head in shame) but I don't see her coming out of this, and I no longer blame Kevin for all her problems. AFter that video, I couldn't.
as the "blessed event" gets closer, we really should have a "guess what white trash name brit's gonna give her baby" pool....
imapepper | 08.17.06 - 5:10 pm | #
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I'm more worried with if she has a girl. She'll probably name it Daisy Princess and carry it out of the hospital dressed in a pink tutu and tiara.
hahahahhahaha sooo funny! Poor Brit . . . but funny still.
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