damn, MK! i was going to say the same thing about the Saturn! WTF is that all about?!?!
wha
Tough break.
Holy chit...somebody screwed that kid out of his $$ if he's cruisin' in a 95 Saturn
LMFAO I see ANAL RAPISTS!!!
I FREAKIN LUV U MICHAEL K
Dakota Fanning doin lines with kate moss on nxt week's enquirer!!
damn. can't believe he drives a freakin 12 year old car
I See Police Officer People
this is funny
ahh so funny- he's a pot head that's just perfect -he always does have a glazed over look in his glossy blue eyes..
Wow! Being a celebrity must really be depressing. I mean, look at all of the youngsters doing drugs and drinking heavily all the time.
What he didn't see was the 'proof' label on his liquor bottle.
hahaha! I hope he goes to jail. You all know he is gonna get raped every night!!! He was good in the sixth sense, but after that his career died.
he's wearing clothes like my dad wears in that picture. and seriously - a saturn. i guess forrest gump residuals aren't what they used to be.
Pretty sad. I wonder what he was drinking.
GO YANKEES 
He's probably self-medicating because he's so awkward looking
I wonder if Bogus knows about this.
I'm gay for saying that.
Probably a Saturn because he folks have possession of his money or some crap.
Also DUI and Possesion and all he gets are Misdemeanor charges???
tallulah | 08.17.06 - 3:36 pm | #
OFF TOPIC A LITTLE:
Mel Gibson Pleads No Contest to DUI
THURSDAY AUGUST 17, 2006 02:40PM EST
By Michael Fleeman
Mel Gibson has reached a plea agreement with prosecutors in his drunk-driving case that spares him jail time but requires him to attend Alcoholics Anonymous meetings.
Gibson, 50, pleaded no contest Thursday to a misdemeanor charge of driving with an elevated blood-alcohol level and was sentenced to three years probation, the L.A. County District Attorney's office announced in a statement.
Gibson did not appear in court; his lawyer, Blair Berk, entered the plea on his behalf before Malibu Superior Court Judge Lawrence Mira, deputy district attorney Gina Satriano said.
The case had originally been assigned to court commissioner Terry Adamson, who removed herself because Gibson is her neighbor. The case then went to Mira, who previously sentenced actor Robert Downey Jr. to jail on drug and weapons charges.
"This was an appropriate outcome which addresses all the public safety concerns of drinking and driving," Satriano said in the statement.
Under the terms of the plea deal, Gibson, 50, was ordered to attend Alcoholics Anonymous meetings five times a week for four and a half months and three AA meetings per week for an additional seven and a half months.
He also was ordered to enroll in an alcohol abuse program for three months, fined a total of $1,300 and had his license restricted for 90 days.
In exchange for the no contest plea to the charge of driving while having a .08 percent or higher blood-alcohol content, the two remaining charges, of driving under the influence and having an open container of liquor in his car, were dismissed.
Deputy D.A. Satriano said Gibson volunteered to enter rehab immediately and to do a public service announcement on the hazards of drinking and driving. His rep previously announced Gibson was seeking treatment for alcoholism.
Gibson was pulled over shortly after 2 a.m. on July 28 on Pacific Coast Highway for driving his 2006 Lexus LS at more than 85 mph.
He reportedly made anti-Semitic comments during his arrest, for which he later issued an apology.
Gibson's rep, Alan Neirob, had no comment
ON TOPIC: A Saturn? A fucking Saturn?
WTF is that?!
GO YANKEES
Smash - ha, very funny. Bogus.
People who drink and drive piss me the fuck off. Why not just shot yourself in the head, instead of hurting someone else with your car?
What a bastard. Pot? A stinky bastard
I guess his parents are strict with his money since he doesn't get much work anymroe...yikes...
YES, YES, YES, I am such a bitch
I so wanna see Dakota caught in an opium den doing a three way with the chick from Harry Potter and Haley. YES
95 Saturn?? Things are thaaat bad?? Holy damn. He needs to go on Dancing With the Stars or Surreal Life or something.
95 SATURN OMFG, DID HIS BIGGER BROTHER HAND THAT DOWN TO HIM, HE BETTER GET TO SUING SOMEBODY FOR $$$
Ditto on that '95 Saturn.
that's old news
he's not looking too hot for 18
What a douche. He could have killed someone. Anyway, maybe ho can get his car on Pimp My Ride or something. He is such an awkward, ugly looking child/man thing.
"I see....Law Enforcement."
Bwahahahaha
OMG Tallulah that was cold blooded and fukin funny!!!!
Did he get the saturn from his brother James Van Der Beek.
God he so looks like a mini JVDB. OK so maybe it was JVDB's car and he screwed Katie Holmes in it and now Tom Cruise used his xenu powers to make Haley (how the fuck is that a boy name) crash
Oh yeah.. he's on the road to stardom now.. if only Justin Timberlake doesn't diss him.
It was not just a Saturn; it was a Saturn WAGON!
He turned out to an ugly boy, didn't he?
A SATURN WAGON, OMG I'M GONNA HURL MY LUNCH, OMG.
You people are sick to make fun of wonky face Haley. Like he wanted to be born with unibrow.
You people are sick to make fun of wonky face Haley. Like he wanted to be born with unibrow.
mishma | 08.17.06 - 3:54 pm | #
unibrow?
mishma whatchu been smokin?
bitch has a highway going on on his forehead.
someone help me. i can't stop reading hohan's myspace
I wish, anon, I wish. Yeah he doesn't have a unibrow. I like to say unibrow though. and jackhole. That's my new favorite word
LINKY STONEY?
mishma see MK posted it so no need to link. Did not see the bag of weed part on Soc Life tho! He looks so normal still. Damn, if only that pole hadn't moved he woulda got away with it!
http://profile.myspace.com/ index...iendid=59780377
http://profile.myspace.com/
index...iendid=59780377
oops
His parents/managers really took him for a ride.
Hahaha, vampira, word. He shoulda cut and run. No one would have suspected him driving a 95 SATURN WAGON.
OMG I cannot CANNOT stop busting out laffing at that. I am such a bitch.
TY, Stoney but page could not be found! I think she caught on to you!
MIKA LIKA HIGH MIKA HINEY HO...............
oh damn! I still have the shit open though!
You'd think he could have at least afforded a "PT Cwooser"
MIKA LIKA HIGH MIKA HINEY HO...............
rock starr | 08.17.06 - 4:05 pm | #
HOT DAMN PEE WEE is back on again!!!!!!
I feel for him, I'm gonna give him my car. It's a '97
Stoney-Oh man I was wanting to look at that, page not found
damnit stoney! i got all excited. how the hell did you get it?
http://profile.myspace.com/
index...iendid=59780377
see if this works
It works!!!
prissy posted it back in naked blow pictures thread.
Hell to the Naw | 08.17.06 - 3:32 pm | #
LMFAO, except you don't see the Anal Rapists coming...
I can't seem to absorb all details at once! I now see he's getting the extra charge of being over .15? What did he blow?
naked blow pictures....hahahah, HOW DID YOU KNOW THE TITLE OF MY FAMILY PIKTUR ALBUM?
mish!
a 95 saturn?
dakota fanning is dead to me!
It's hard to deal with the fact that you've seen dead people. He just needed a little help.
Stoney, MizRo is in the Caption this!
Dakota Fanning is dead to me would be an awesome band name
Acting career? Over. Good luck flipping burgers.
Haley-Joel should go to Boulder, talk to JonBenet, and THEN we'll know who the murderer is!
mel gibson must be his role model
celebrity hater -- the pupil has surpassed the teacher, Mel only blew a .12
so wanna see Dakota caught in an opium den doing a three way with the chick from Harry Potter and Haley. YES
Thats sooo funny!! And you're bad!! But damn that'd be funny...
Tom Cruise would be sending his scientology people in to save her real quick!!
driving a 95' Saturn sounds uncool...maybe it will turn out he stole it. badass!!
I'm so sick, but wouldn't that be HAWT, Amy?
I am going to hell on the short bus, I can feel it.
Yeah it would!! I've got my seat reserved already...
Hell, I don't make shit money-wise and I've got a newer car (2000) than that.
he was probably singing Adam Sandler's 'piece of shit car' when he got pulled over by the po-po
I pulled up behind this piece of shit car once with a bumper sticker that said 'my other car went up my nose'. Dude driving was totally wiping his nose too.
Oh man, Stoney, do you think that dude gets pulled over often? 
Hey! I drove a 95 SATURN for 10 years and crashed it a billion times!! Those things are indestructible!! They are made of plastic and thye don't dent..they friggin bounce!! Maybe he is a sensible guy who goes to the
Saturn annual picnic in Tenn.
YEAH Saturn!! When you bought one back in the day they serenaded you ..maybe he liked the attention..he is an actor!!
I loved my Saturn...but then I drove a BMW and learned....tee hee hee
On the one hand I'm glad to seeing a celebrity kid not needing to drive a $76K car...but a '95 Saturn?
I wouldn't drive a '95 Saturn!
Thanks for the Blohan link Stoney!
WAIT A MINUTE...but I didnt get paid a billion dollars to act!!! Saturn dammit to hell!!!!!!
But Patty you drive a beemer now!
Hubby wants the new Saturn sportscar.
Mishma... the new Saturn sports car looks cool..and I bet it crashes HOT!!
I moved to NYC so now I drive the Nikes!
damn. can't believe he drives a freakin 12 year old car
alcohol is expensive
1995 Saturn ! my car is newer than that.....but isn't under age drinking and smashing the car a rite of passage?
What a loser! I'm not talking about DUI either. It's the 1995 Saturn and the home made pudding bowl hair cut. Dude, seriously talk to your accountants.
He's shaping up into a strapping young man.
I mean: What an ugly motherfucker!
The accident was just down my street, he goes to my school... and he's really not a bad kid so it sucks for him =(
Somebody said he got a DUI and only a misdemeanor... DUIs are misdemeanors. At least in most states, especially on the west coast.
only misdemeanor in Cali, but about oh, 5-6k in fines and loss of driving priveleges for a year and a year of AA classes, community service and state driving classes.
A '95 Saturn?
Dayum, that M. Night Shamalamadingdong must be one cheap fucker!
I had a Saturn... it was OK until a pimp in a Buick ran it over. I always wanted to smack people when they said "Oh, yew drive a Satrun!"
Sorry but his turning out all freaky and shit is his parents' fault. Naming your kid Haley Joel and then insisting he be calle Haley Joel? He probably got his ass beat down every day until he got famous. He may go the way of Macaulay Culkin!
Dude, this is the best. Do you think he's ever gotten bad weed and had a crazy trip where he thought he saw dead people?
That would be so kick ass.
Of course he drives a '95 Saturn... the bulk of his money goes toward "the good stuff," paying legal adults to buy his alcohol, and paying for his tickets when he gets in trouble.
Shoot ain't nothin wrong with smoking a little mary jane or driving a saturn. It's his f*ckin face he should be apologizing for.
i was gonna say the same thing about his 11 year old saturn too.
damn.... that shit aint right.
His eyebrows!!!!!!!omfg!!!!!! it's like a couple of caterpillars!and what's up with his eyes! see dead people? how can he see anything through those squinty little things?
Aaah, child stars! Future AA members - all of them. (Except Shirley Temple)
pray it foward
StoneyB | 08.17.06 - 4:12 pm | #
OMG, Stoney! Blohan is such a dumbass.
"the grey goose got the girl feeling loose"
Heroes: perezhilton.com (ROFL!)
Status: Swinger
Occupation: farmer
And those pictures she's got on there! LMAO! What a myspace whore!
Thanks for sharing. 
OMG this kid is 18 now???...i thought he would only be 12 by now.
The Corey Haim- E True Hollywood Story all over again.
Why the fuck is he driving a saturn!!
woah, he's 18?!?! and a 95 saturn?! WTF!?! i thought he was getting ready to be a bigger star or what not
I see red people, occifer.
he might go to the pokey from what i read on cnn this morning..."bend over and grab your ankles.." they're going to love that fresh young meat
doesn't anyone else think he's looking a little donald trump w/that hair?
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