She's okay I guess...
first
So. Over. Her.
meh......
Umm. Eww.
sure, i think she's cute - but her acting skills are about as good at my skills at completing nuclear equations.
P.S.
You bitches are fast.
Like white on rice.
SHE LOOKS GREAT!
I hate this skanka-tron so it's impossible for me to think shes attractive..but as long as she's not talking about her vibraters or whatever then I don't give a shit.
You bitches are fast.
Like white on rice.
Tristin | 08.17.06 - 5:10 pm |
um...huh?
You bitches are fast.
Like white on rice.
Tristin | 08.17.06 - 5:10 pm |
um...huh?
Morticia | Homepage | 08.17.06 - 5:12 pm | #
I meant, with comments.
:-P
Hey look! It's a whore!
I hate Maxim.
So what, f'ing Haylie Duff was in Maxxim. Even straight men don't beat off to this shit
I don't like her, but she does look HOT in these pictures. Damn! How many times is this bitch on the cover of MAXIM'S?
GO YANKEES 
bottom left. no one's fucking back looks like that
Hey look! It's a whore!
I hate Maxim.
pageantgal | Homepage | 08.17.06 - 5:14 pm | #
and lol by the way.
GO YANKEES
OakRaiderFan | 08.17.06 - 5:15 pm
GO SOX !
Still fugly, photo shopped or not.
She's a dumb bitch.
Still wish I had her body.
Skank!
Best hair
The pictures of her iwthout make-up are FUGLY. I am jealous that I don't have anyone to photo shop me - can anyone help?
I don't likey
horseface
Me want to kill-ey
Sorry, but I think she's really beautiful. And, yes PhotoShop and makeup help but she still has a nice face and killer legs
GO AWAY EVA!!!!! I can't wait till that show goes the way of Dynasty, Dallas & Melrose Place. You'll never hear from her again.
The third pic looks like a big hairy square is either being shit out or hanging from her twat. And her hand is wiping her ass.
i thought she didnt want to be seen as a sex object.
EVA IS HOTT SHIT, STOP HATING BITCHES!
is she posing half naked in a fucking volvo?
Wish I looked that good!
Stupid photoshop
a recent quote from her
"I want roles that are the opposite of Gabrielle - I don't want to be known as just a sexpot, it's so hard to break out of." ok eva, you're just perpetuating being type cast you loser.
I hate her. Hate. Hate Hate. Hate. Hate her. She's a soulless narcissistic piece of trash.
you know what I hate?...my job! I wished I looked as good as her photo-shopped or not, cause if I did, I wouldn't be in this hell hole!
Yawn.... very boring photo's along with a VERY BORING interview... she's soooo OVER!!!
OMG when i saw the first picture i thought she i si in some kind of hair product related ad!
Another cold, cliche glamour photo. Big deal.
eva in maxim, eva in maxim, blah blah blah blah blah. big fuckin' deal if you're a fifteen year old boy.
I thought it was a fur ad. Well, maybe it is an ad for someone's fur.
Oh anon, if you looked like her you would still be at your job and doing porn on the side. Shoot for the Lotto
someone.please.fucking.shoot.that.talentless.conce
ited.selfabsorbed.bitch. NOW!!!
Alright already with her!!!
I cant wait til she is done and living in the far corner of Simi acting like she likes it out there with the horse country people...
sigh...why does time take so long???
ugh. that one with her eyes closed makes me embarrassed for her.
she looks like JLH
except JLH is hotter and has a good attitude
WHAT?!?? No comments from the great MichaelK?
After I saw that picture of her not photoshopped and without makeup, she'll never be the same. She is UGLY without all this help!
i have no love for this idiot...i wish some would stop offering her modeling jobs so she'll go away already...
eva must think she's the greatest lay in the world... yeah right. she's whiny and annoying.
Repugnant bitch.
I think she looks hot, but so would anyone with 5 stylists, 4 makeup artists, 3 photoshoppers, 2 photographers, and a partridge in a pear tree....
the lighting alone for these shoots is in the tens of thousands of dollars
and the stylists, photoshopping... geez, who is she kidding
Please, who the hell is she blowing over at Maxim? I swear they kiss her ass like there's no tomorrow. This looks like animation rather than true photographs. Photoshop should be illegal when it comes to skanky bitches like her who obviously do not look like that and then can lie and look as though they do.
Laying down half naked in a car is so 1978 high school!!
B-O-R-I-N-G.
her hair is fake,
make-up fake,
clothes not hers,
body fake(remember she's flat as a board)
Crazy shit her personality is real, and thats what needs to be fixed.
she is not interesting at all
She is attractive and she KNOWS it. But I'm not a big fan of hers outside of Desperate Housewives.
In the photo of her on the couch it looks like her left hand is in her ass.
WHORE!
How did they airbrush the whore out of her?
She looks good -- great body. But her face is unattractive.
She's overdue for fake titties otherwise pffffffffffffft.
btw her b-baller beau will be dumping her in the not to distant future
The hate here is laughable. She looks smoking here.
definetly lacking in the tittays!
btw her b-baller beau will be dumping her in the not to distant future
Art Chic | Homepage | 08.17.06 - 7:08 pm | #
what do u know that we don't??? dish!!!!
GO SOX !
Tristin | 08.17.06 - 5:17 pm | #
It is on this weekend! YANKEES vs. REDSOX!
GO YANKEES
UGLY HOE. I BET PHOTOSHOP TOOK A WEEK TO FINISH.
Airbrush the whore out of her...Classic!
she looks like a skanky ho that's been dipped in bleach and lysol, and then given an extreme makeover.
blech.
I cant wait til she is done and living in the far corner of Simi acting like she likes it out there with the horse country people...
sigh...why does time take so long???
patty cake | 08.17.06 - 6:11 pm | #
Good one patty. Did you wish that on Lou Diamond Phillips ( the girlfriend beater), since he lives in Northridge now?
Remember those shots with her girlfriends in a bikini and she had a terrible case of cottage cheese. Good to remember that we aren't all so perfect looking as these Maxim pictures.
shes got no titties, and we've all seen what she looks like with no makeup. that could be any of us in maxim 
OK. SHES NOT SELENA, THE SINGER THAT WAS KILLED BY HER #1 FAN, EVA HAS NO CHANCE. HER ASS MUST BE AS FLAT AS MY FLOOR. I BET HER BACK HURTS FROM THE BOTTOM LEFT PIC.
Looks like yer typical expensive hi-klass call girl.
She's lucky she even made into TV, the silly ho.
I'm really sick of her lingerie shoots, they all look the same to me.
Although I do like her haircolor, good job stylist.
Geez. That first picture doesn't even look like she posed for it. I think they just made the whole thing in Photoshop. And her face in that third picture is really gross.
In the photo of her on the couch it looks like her left hand is in her ass.
The Bitch Is Back | 08.17.06 - 6:59 pm | #
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You are so right.
not a fan of hers, she's way too obnoxious. however, she looks great in these pics.
jesus these photoshop jobs just look like paintings. i give up
boring little chocha with all her talk about her vibrators and her brazilian wax.
put her in the cornfield, anthony.
Eva has to take a break from the press.
Her pictures will make would be pedophiles date adult women. Eva -- the adult version of a 12 year old.
I hope she loses a limb someday.
Why is she whiping her ass with that rug?
"Hey look! It's a whore!"
Ditto - that's hysterical!
Seriously, though. There isn't one redeeming quality about this skank. The great news is she's quickly becoming b/c-list. Has our little twat finally jumped the shark with her whore-ish antics? I'd say so.
It's the end of days for the publicity machine that is LongWhoria.
She looks like a plastic blow up doll! She doesn't even look human or alive! I guess what ever guys can e=whack off to.
wow, marisa tome is looking pretty good here!
STICK A FORK IN HER, SHE IS DONE.
Eva Longoria in her underwear -- a shocking and new sight. Yawwwwwnnnnnn...
How much longer do we have to have thos ho shoved down our throats?
After I saw that picture of her not photoshopped and without makeup, she'll never be the same. She is UGLY without all this help!
Ann | 08.17.06 - 6:19 pm | #
Anyone got a link to that?!
her face is a cross between a monkey and a horse.
You can have her; I don't want her.
She smokes too much for me.
Pure fug. I wanna hit her over the head with my purse.
That upside down picture is not flattering! You can see the disproportion of her face.
Enjoy the fame while you can, Eva. Your fifteen minutes are almost up.
Can't stand this bitch.
haven't seen this much "shopping" since I was last in Beverly Hills...
The buck tooth beaver called...he wants his bitch back... this shit looks whoredeous.....
just had to share this shit...my husband was stading behind me and he said bitch would probably give him a dick rash for a week 
does any celeb ever look like in real life what they look like in magazine spreads? Hell no, in real life w/out all the air brushin and photo shop and 150 highly paid people doing perfect hair and makeup and lighting, they look like shit. I know cause i live and work in Malibu, I have seen a number of celebs in person, they look like hell 99.9% of the time in flesh and blood. Trust me.
i believe you malibu man. yet people don't believe me when i say i know lots of hotter girls than basically ANY celeb.. believe me! normal girls rock
richbitch, here: http://www.idontlikeyouinthatway...s-
stunning.html
She's actually NOT ATTRACTIVE AT ALL!!! Decent body but her face is very mediocre....Everyone's body in hollywood is about the same, petite and under nurished. In pics it all ends up looking decent.
She is so trying to look like old school Britney Spears...Its all been done, honey
Or even new school Britney in shot #4. LOL
grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
They used every tool on the palette to get that look. I still would like a glimpse of her cootch.
she's really made it big time...desperate housewives is already syndicated on Lifetime for women....oooh, jealous!so she has maxim covers,every other month and lifetime.
what does she really do other than talk about her sex life and pose on maxim and her skills on the show are, what else...having sex.....
she doesn't do anything for me... not that she could. But I like that she was the "darkie" of the family and always got dissed for being darker (too latina) while her sisters were more "beautiful" (ie lighter) and now SHE's the famous, beautiful one. She's all like yeahhh beotches eat me!
Psstt...her 15 minutes are ovah!
She has an annoying personality but admit it. She's got a killer body.
omg, her pubes are all white and out of control in the 4th picture. trim that shit, Eva!
richbitch, here: http://www.idontlikeyouinthatway...s- stunning.html
celebrity hater | 08.17.06 - 11:47 pm | #
Thanks! 
GO SOX !
Tristin | 08.17.06 - 5:17 pm | #
It is on this weekend! YANKEES vs. REDSOX!
GO YANKEES
OakRaiderFan | 08.17.06 - 7:26 pm | #
The Red Sox. Get your brooms out.
Remember the 2004 playoffs ? Two years later, I still can't get enough of that. The Yankees will always be the Evil Empire. The Evil, Overpaid, Undertalented Empire.
http://
bostondirtdogs.boston.com...tober_2004.html
If you scroll down to the middle of the page, I love the picture of ARod with the pocket book
we all would look amazing with some
airbrushing and photoshop, oh yea and 5 stylist 2 hair and make up people
and just the right lighting.
please give us a break.
so over her!! and that stupid show
she is on.
I kinda feel sorry for her, saw on E! News she didn't have her first orgasm till she was 20-something...thats kinda depressing...
guess JC Chasez sucks in bed, and all those other guys she slept with..
I cannot fathom this twit's fame: average, mentally challenged and drivel-spewing... *sigh*
I think her dirt-star tastes like airbrush paint.
I'd still tongue-punch, though!
Another 'first" loser, Sabrina, calls out "first" like a complere fucking moron, and what an embarrassment, she's not even 'first!" Asshole. Get a fucking life, "first" LOL.
Oh yeah, the pictures - photoshop does wonders for her body but it still can't make Eva look pretty.
Her waist to hip ratio is fudged a bit here thanks to photoshop. Normally she doesn't have a defined waist... just tiny hips and a toned middle.
She looks like Marisa Tomei !!!
That's not even a skin color.. she looks like a statue or MIMI !!!!
She looks like Wax.. I'm surprised she isn't posing with her vibrator! 
Is it me, or is she the featured spread in every single issue of maxim, stuff, all those other ones too? Except they take like every third month off for either Jessica Simpson or Chistina Aguilera or whatever. I am so sick of seeing her almost-naked!!!!!11
I'm tired of this ho, and I don't even watch Desperate Whores.
doesn't the middle pic of her on the couch remind u of britney's pregnant pic on that shag rug? they look similar to me.
one of the poses is similar to one britney did for rolling stone magazine...the one with the black shirt...same hair and everything
maxim is the gayest mag ever. this now makes eva gay. oh wait, she already was.
Go away, Eva. For the love of God, please go away.
ISNT IT THE SAME RUG BRITNEY LAYED HER SKANKY-ASS ON?
This is just slut-nasty.. not arty at all.
Meh. [She's only 5'2"!]
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