meh
...and snuh
They don't argue because that little guy knows he'll get a good spanking if he misbehaves from demimom.
"but they fight over who gets to be Whoopi." LOL!!!!
That was priceless MK!
I can rest easy after hearing this! All is right with the world! Sigh.
yeah right.
THey dont argue because he is banging the daughters!
Does anyone really care? We need a good scandal.
He's totally Punking her.
I just signed out of perezhilton.com for the last time. So glad someone out there brought up dlisted! This is more like it and maybe now I'll be spared from Paris Hilton with Perez's nose stuck up her ass. What a sad, overweight wanna be he has become...
How can you argue when you don't speak the same language?
they're so fucking stupid. *barf*
they don't fight because Demi's old ass knows that if she lets this gullible young idiot go there's probably not another chance in hell that she'll find another one... no, she probably will
Ghost was on VH1 last night...love that movie...
*sigh*
Isn't there some real news out there?
A murder, a scandal, some corporate hijinks, Anna Wintour bitch slapping some poor intern? It's a slow, slow newsday.
What the fuck are they wearing? Hideous!
Word, witcyn. We need another liquor fueled DUI of someone respectable. I nominate Sean Hannity.
*disclamier* I hate Sean Hannity but him pulling A Dewie would be so HOT*
I find him annoying.
I used to like Demi, before she had her boobs stuffed with bags of silicone gel.
She was delicious in "About Last Night"!
argue?! i would've straight up killed a bitch for wearing that shit!
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We all understand that Ashton will forever be branded as some old hags tool. Although I bet he has learned some very special things between the sheets..
mishma | 08.18.06 - 10:54 am | #
But he's a "great American", he would never drive drunk!!! But oh man, I would love to see it happen.....heck even Bill O'Reilly would be fun.
Morticia | Homepage | 08.18.06 - 10:54 am | #
Sigh...I love how a table doilly can be passed off as "couture"
And he looks like a straight up dweeb.
Who really cares?
Fug dress! what's with the scarf thing? She must have gotten that from the MK Olsen collection.
What the FUCK is she wearing? It looks like a neckerchief and a lace tablecloth. He's just a has-been tool.
Oh man, witcyn, Bill O'Reily would be so awesome. "I hope this breathalyzer is fair and balanced". You know he would be one of those: "do you KNOW who I am!"
what the fuck is around her neck? did she get plastic surgery right before her wedding??"
Ghost was on VH1 last night...love that movie...
Soma | 08.18.06 - 10:51 am | #
I heart that movie also, but I wish VH1 would show something else. They have had that movie on repeat for awhile now.
Im kinda not buying that they've only one fight in one year. He must really kiss ass.
mishma | 08.18.06 - 10:59 am | #
Oh........that would be soooo much fun!!........and then have the cop whack him upside the head with the butt of his sidearm!!! Good times.
I could say also Rush Limbaugh witcyn, but he would prolly behave and offer no fun. Besides the freepers would find a way to absolve him so what's the point?
I nominate GW Bush...bwhahahaa
Do we give a rats ass? HELL NO!!
Oh please. No arguing? Then someone is whipped. All couples argue, provided they both have their own brain.
They got married? I had no idea.
Maybe she's past the age where she can photograph in color.
WHAT THE HELL DO THEY HAVE TO FIGHT OVER?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! Who gets the mercedes, and who gets the Ferarri? Which part of the world they will fly to on their private jet for vacation? Please, bitches. Try living in the ghetto. You will have PLENTY to fight over.
Melvin Gibsonberg aka Tang | 08.18.06 - 11:31 am | #
BWAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
I think it's cool that in a town of 2 second marriages, this one actually seems to be working - despite their age difference. And You know what, I have at 3 friends who have husbands are 20 years older than them, but no one gives a shit about that. I love this couple. Anyone who has the guts to tell society and its double standards to go f*** themselves is alright with me.
i don't argue with my mom either.
The ick factor in all of this is Demi seems all of her 45 years, Ashton looks & acts like a teenager, & she has 3 teenage daughters who always seem like they're crushing on him in pics.
By the way, stupidest looking wedding cake...ever.
Never argue? Can you spell W-H-I-P-P-E-D?
prettykitty: Word.
Liar, Liar, Pants on fire.
GO YANKEES 
LOL can u imagine Demi arguing with Ashton.. it would be like a mom arguing with her son.. only in a bf/gf kind of way.. lol pretty simple.. btw Demi is not hot.. she is too skinny for my dick
they don't argue b/c bruce willis has his dick in ashton's mouth and demi has ashton's in her mouth....i always knew they had a 3 some going on....
They don't argue because Ashton doesn't like to get "time outs".
they don't argue because her giant doll collection will come to life and eat him!! i used to live in idaho , and my designer friend there made some furniture for demi's " doll house "
yes, her like 3 story victorian house in ketchum devoted to her doll collection.
can you think of anything creepier than that ? i can't...and i have potrayed a creepy charecter of two..
I'm waiting for the Enquirer exclusive on how the marriage blows up over Ashton banging one of his stepdaughters and Bruce Willis getting arrested for trying to kill him.
are we talking like Tori Spelling doll house collection??
god i even forgot they were married *yawn*
his mom raised him right.
you must respect your elders.
& us moms know kids have kooky ideas so don't bother arguing with them. they'll learn when they grow up.
but if its a real marriage i wish them well. my father was 25 yrs older than my mother. it lasted 17 horrible yrs.
how boring...to never argue.
so they just agree on absolutley everything...or has ashton just got no balls to be assertive?
never argue?
good for them and especually their kids.
Screaming and yelling and fighting isnt a good thing.
thats boring?so be it.
whatever.
Dr. Ruth | 08.18.06 - 1:11 pm | #
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how is never arguing a good thing? there is such a thing as healthy debate...and kids dont just get fucked up because their parents argue! many other ways kids get messed up!
If they don't argue you can be sure there's a whole lot of passive-aggressive shit going on.
wtf is demi wearing yuk!
I miss the old ashton, "punked" ashton!!! He was so funny and full of life (a 4 year old at hear). I love that!! But now Demmi got him Whipped!!! He lost alot of his innocence!!! Dont grow up to quick ashton and don't loose all of your personality!!!
When celebs brag in interviews about their perfect relationships you know it's gonna end in disaster.
LIIIIIIIARRRRRSSSSS...
Or if it's true, then it's because Ashton is too much of a wuss to do anything but defer to his harridan wife.
I'll second mama's boy's prediction. Someday Demi'll come home and find him in bed with Rumer, go postal, and Bruce will end up tossing Ashton off a balcony or something.
hey ashton:..."don't be pussy whipped...whip that pussy!"
She gripes, schemes and screams from morning to night, who has time to argue or care what she's about.
seven: you are the ONLY person besides me who uses harridan!!! I LOVE YOU!
Try living in the ghetto. You will have PLENTY to fight over.
i don't know... good for them i guess. but ashton, stop with the shitty facial hair!! and stop the kabbalah bullshit
hey, miz! hope all is well.
You know he married his mom, right.
RUMER IS GOING TO PULL A SUN-YI ON DEMI'S ASS AND STEAL ASHTON...JUST WATCH!
Of course they don't argue.
Demi just tells him to STFU and Ashton does.
KHANDI | 08.18.06 - 3:35 pm | #
LOL i love you thats so funny
It's called being "pussy whipped."
(However, in fairness to Kelso, it does seem to be above average pussy.)
It wouldn't be Rumer - it would be the youngest one - she has a little sassy look to her. And Bruce would not try to kill him - he'd do it !
I was thinking she did the Scarlett O'Hara-curtains-dress for that wedding. The scarf is to keep her neck warm; the elderly chill easily.
Because all Demi has to do is spank Ash and say Mother knows best!
God, this is too funny, a couple of weeks ago i was trying to remember if these two bitches were married, didn't even notice that, maybe that's good for their relationship, that people have forgotten.
They don't argue because their marriage is sham, as in they are beards for each other. Come on! That broad could not be a bigger dyke. Ashton? Totally gay. I'd say he's fucking Bruce Willis, and Demi agreed to help keep the whole thing under wraps. That's what good beards do for each other.
Why is she dressed like a a Spanish virgin and why does the cake look like an ad for target wrapping paper?
They probably dont hang out together ever..so whats to fight about? She has his balls in an iron sling..he has no wiggle room or he will die with her piercing glance. She is scarey. I once walked in on her while she was peeing at work because she didnt lock the stall and she flipped a bitch on me and told the producer to tell me to stay out of the bathroom when she was in there...like I knew..whatta whore!
and yes! She had a hairy puss.
I looked!
you silly micchael k people don't argue with their grandmother they argue with their mother .and she's the grandmother .i have idea since she can't get pregnant why not fuck one of her girls i'm sure demi won't say a word about it good luck ashton
they don't argue b/c bruce willis has his dick in ashton's mouth and demi has ashton's in her mouth....i always knew they had a 3 some going on....
letinstar | 08.18.06 - 12:08 pm
This is some of the funniest stuff that I have read this week.
Did Target design the frosting for their wedding cake?
and yes! She had a hairy puss.
I looked!
patty cake | 08.18.06 - 6:15 pm | #
Mmmmm .... hairy puss .... *drool*
Of course they don't argue!
Demi has that bitch in check!
Big Fucking Deal
They make a gorgeous couple. Demi always looks hot.
demi used to have a realllllllly hairy puss. i wonder if ashton knows.
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