They both look cute.
That baby was beat with an ugly stick. And hard.
How does a pregnancy just "kind of happen"? How old is she, 16? It's called BIRTH CONTROL, check it
I see photoshop worked overtime on this one too
Love the fat baby!
Hate the fat ho.
it's that awful black carpet she has on her head. we get it, we're supposed to take you seriously now so you went all goth. but in that first pic her face is totally out of proportion to everything. it looks like they enlarged her hands and her head and not her body. definitely some heavy photoshopping was going on.
her old body is never coming back. might as well stay barefoot and pregnant.
Yeah they fucked up on her nose big time
for godssake, the eyebrows look TERRIBLE!!
She looks like frankenstein, whoever did the photoshop did a terrible job. She looks like they used different pieces of her and then put it all together, too weird.
and i agree mishma you have to be a moron to "accidently" get pregnant
tater tot is looking more and more like his daddy everyday hahahaha poor thing. I hope she has a girl this time around.
Poor baby looks like his retarded father.
I envision a massive futuristic operation with lots of lipo, lifting and tummy-tucking.
And get your fucking tubes tied while you're at it!
The baby is cute. Brit's hair is unnaturlly dark for her complexion and they contoured the hell out of her nose. She looks ok, though.
And publicly declaring your second born an accident is just so typically country-bama-assed-airhead-britney...well, it's not surprising, that's all.
Seriously this baby always has the same blank expression on his face in every damn photo, Kevin's sperm obviously belongs in the Special Olympics
does anyone think she looks like a damn zombie in the first pic??
Her hair looks horrible. Tater is cute right now because he is a baby, and none of us can actually put a baby down. 
But wait a few years when he starts acting like his papa. Poor kid. He doesn't even have a chance. And, uh, Brit, how can it "just happen?" Did your on the road tutor forget to teach you about b.c. when you were 12? Huh?
Her hair is way too dark and the photoshopping job to delete a good 50 pounds from her frame funked up good.
Being pregnant is no excuse for eating like a pig or for not exercising.
WTF is with her head in the top pic??
It's mean, yes, but that kid really does look, um, vacant eyed. I mean babies don't have deep thoughts but damn
They should have photoshopped her some darker eyebrows. I hate that look.
she's such a trainwreck that i doubt anything can save her image at this point.
who is the 35 year old holding sfp?
What the hell kind of life lessons are they gonna teach their kids? How are these poor things gonna have a chance? AHHH!!!
Actually her body isn't that bad for some who has just had a baby and is now pregnant again.
Serious, Ennis, how stupid can you get? I understand mistakes but right after baby no#1? Bitch, please
I'm sure her second spawn will be glad to know he or she was an accident.
This is the first time that SPF has actually looked cute and not...uh...*different*. Brit looks good, too, but we all know the bulk of time wasted on this spread was by the photoshop team.
Yay my gravatar worked!
Abhor this trash...
Pity the child.
I could seriously live the balance of my life without seeing her stupid ass again.
Her hair looks like someone poured hot fudge on her head. I'm surprises the fat ho didnt' try to eat it!! Look out SP mama hongray!
that is one ADORABLE baby!!!
i have a friend who just recently got pregnant..while she was breastfeeding her 10 month old..when the chance was supposed to be low..so i mean eh..how many babies actually are planned anyway..but yeah its the fact that her hair looks like a wig..where's the part?..the baby looks cute.
SPF is the cutest and looking like his daddy is not necessarily a bad thing as slimy and as much as y'all hate him he's a goodlooking guy.
Photoshop editors are working overtime on her...she doesn't even look the same
Her hair is awful, SPF looks supercute. But I was an accident and it didn't send me to therapy... I'm sure knowing that will be the least of kid #2's problems.
And if being preggers isn't an excuse for eating like a pig and toning down the exercise, I don't know what the hell is.
it's very easy to get pg right after you have your first since you can't take the pill if you're breastfeeding. Happened to my cousin.
However, I highly doubt Brit was breastfeeding.
kinda oreo-ish | 08.18.06 - 11:33 am | #
I was totes gonna say something like that... not sure what the chances are that she's breastfeeding, but if she is, she can't be on BC.
I LOVE BRIT BRIT. Please come back and kick the likes of Asslee and Chestica to the curb!
Oh I know she could not take the actual hormonal BC but what about condoms, diaphrams and the like? I dunno, after giving birth I would want to wait before the next. Anyway, "kinda happened" just sounds so damn lame
I bet the elastic top on Britney's jeans have the tensile strength of a bungee cord.
I'm not above making fun of babies. But I actually think SPF is cute. He looks just like that Gerber Baby.
"And get your fucking tubes tied while you're at it!"
Kevin would have a hissy fit!! Thats his money supply..he's ready for another kid!!
Kevin's sperm obviously belongs in the Special Olympics
widget | 08.18.06 - 11:22 am | #
thats a good one!!
SPF is seriously one of the cutest babies in H-wood right now, imo. If we ever get to see Suri, I might change my mind. Shiloh's pretty stunning tho'.
Happy Weekend Bitches!!!!
SPF is adorable. Britney's hair is not.
SPF is a cute Hollywood baby
Who knows what Shiloh looks like now.
Why does Britney complain about too much media attention, and then put herself and her baby on display like this? You can't have it both ways Brit!!
You know Maddox is just waiting for SPF to start preschool so he can administer a beatdown on the cutest boy in class. SPF and Shiloh will date someday.
Happy Weekend NoAnjil, TGIF, girl!
No, no. You have it all wrong. Shiloh will date Maddox, not SPF.
It's in the stars.
mishma - right back at ya sista, and I'm out until Thursday. Going down shore. Trying to get everything in order before going, cause my boss can't do shit w/o me.
SPF and Shiloh will date someday.
the betsy | Homepage | 08.18.06 - 11:44 am |
jeez...then both parents will bitch about the media. and brangelina won't like SPF's influence on Shiloh.
i can't wait for her to get back to her old body, too. for all of our sakes.
SPF looks cute as hell. What a little meatball. I luv you SPF!!!
Britney looks good with all the wrinkles and bumps photoshopped outta her mug. Or maybe it isn't Photoshop. They might have put a jar of vaseline on that lens.
OMG- JUST STOP HAVING SEX FOR A WHILE, BITCH. Geesh. I never understood how people can pop ten watermelons out of their crotch and then go back to doing it like nothing ever happened. TAKE A BREAK.
homegirl needs to get her eyebrows did
Happy damn friday!!!! I'm gonna cut outta this bitch early.
I can't imagine having 2 kids a year apart. wait F that.. I can't imgaine having K Fed as a husband and baby daddy!
Whoah, if Shiloh dates Maddox that will be straight scandal!!
BTW I think SPF is cute too. I hope Brit doesn't drop him anymore
You people need to fucking relax and give the girl a break. Sheis and has been pregnant for the past 2 years, I dont see you lot slamming regular pregnant women for stuffing their faces into huge hangen dazz tubs of ice cream,never mind the fucking fat obese ones that arent even pregnant. You people are never satisfied, if shes too skinny shes too skinny if shes pregnant shes too pregnant and should be on diet, what the fuck makes you so fucking special? leave the woman alone for fucks sake and get some sort of pathetic life.
I is so jealous Ennis, VP is here today so I have to be good 
Her hair and her face both look weird. Bad photo-shopping.
NoAnjl, I miss "down the shore" --especially when I ended up moving down there. TIKI BAR!!!!
spf is adorable. i wondering what he's thinking...what if britney spears was your mom. weirrrdd.
good on 'er i say. I'ts time she got back in shape n start recordin again
The baby is totally upstaging Britney in those pics - remember the old adage in H'wood, never work with children or animals - you might as well be invisible.
can we start a petition for tabloids to stop using freakin' exclamation points! it's like everything is a profound statement! i just got my anus bleached!
THE WHOLE PICTURE LOOKS STRANGE, EVEN THE KID LOOKS EDITED.
I change my mind.
Shiloh will date Zahara.
I THINK THE SAME PEOPLE THAT PHOTSHOPED EVA LONGHORIA DID SHITNEY TOO.
i actually think these pictures are cute *i got my hand on my knife in case one of you lunges at me*, but her hair is too dark and she should sit with a family planner discuss the meaning of keeping her legs closed and/or birth control...although i think kfed must drop his sperm in the starbuck's drink and that's how she got pregnant this time..
SPF is cute and looks happy.
You can get pregnant breastfeeding but you have a 1% chance. K-Fed must be hyper-fertile.
I also don't think Britney is fat. She gained a healthy amount of weight for pregnancy. Mind you, my reality is off, I'm a size 6, obese by Hollywood standards.
Brit, how can it "just happen?" Did your on the road tutor forget to teach you about b.c. when you were 12? Huh?
Melvin Gibsonberg aka Tang | 08.18.06 - 11:23 am | #
Southern girls dont swallow.
A size 6 is lovely, dear Sharkey.
At least Brit isn't sportin' the hooker nails.
her head looks weird because it looks EXCATLY like when you us ephotoshops "select" tool, grab a face from another photo and paste it into another....worl'd worst photoshop. they were obviously using an older pic of a slimmer brit (sans extra chins and puffy cheeks)....*this is a slam to the graphic "artist"...not brit and her preggers weight*
Now, miso, Shiloh and Zahara is the ultimate coupling.
I left size 6 behind 10 years ago, Sharkey, size 6 is perfect
I change my mind.
Shiloh will date Zahara.
miso | 08.18.06 - 11:57 am | #
roflmao.
I hope she proves everybody wrong, and gets her hot body back.
Dat baby cute. An' I don't like babies dat much.
I hope for a Britney comeback too. I don't care if she's country (beyond the safety of her babies) but she needs that pop queen/in control/sweet bitch persona back. Obviously, K-Fed needs to go.
Cant this ho keep her fuckin mouth and her legs shut.
Remember her in the interview with Matt,We are people and want to be left alone. Then stay the fuck out of the tabloids bitch.
I totally see her ass on celebrity fit club in 10 years.
Mishma-- I'll have one for you cuz even though it is only 9am..I'm damn near outta here!!!
Is it just me or does she not look the least bit pregnant in these pics?
Yeah, Shiloh & Zahara & Maddox will all be getting it on, and, probably Woody Allen will be hiding in the corner with a camera, and it will be like a hot pornographic Benetton ad.
Meanwhile, SPF and Dakota Fanning will be the new Ashton & Demi.
And as for Suri Cruise, we will still be waiting for that alien bastard's pics.
Aww! Look at that smile. Precious, precious, precious. 
That REALLY does not look like her
She's so EMO now 
Something's up with that first picture...where's the pregnant stomach? It looks like they photoshopped Brit's head onto some other woman's body, and then did something strange with her hair.
SPF looks adorable though.
and, probably Woody Allen will be hiding in the corner with a camera
miso | 08.18.06 - 12:08 pm | #
The camera will be balanced on the arm of his wheelchair, right? Woody's gonna be pretty goddamn old by the time those kids get to screwing around.
I'm sure her second spawn will be glad to know he or she was an accident.
StoneyB | 08.18.06 - 11:30 am | #
Nice future reading for her second child. BOTH of these kids will be in therapy. I weep for SPF.....
Shiloh and SPF? No way! Shiloh and Kingston. Maddox and Apple. Although Maddox dating Apple, is almost like dating his "sister", In a weird six degree of separation way.
YANKEES vs. REDSOX
GO YANKEES 
ME2 | 08.18.06 - 12:10 pm | #
LOL
Yup, Emo Spears. I'm sure the pregnancy hormones are helping with the emo-ness, too.
Kids are having sex earlier and earlier these days though...who knows, we may not have to wait too long.
There is some tricky photoshopping going on. I wonder if they photoshop SPF too?
Damnit Ennis! Have two for me, wom an.
Mama, I dunno, they might be screwin' around a lil earlier, at least Brit's prodigy as they be country ya see?
The cover pic doesn't even look like her, but SPF is the cuteness! And Brit, telling the public that your pregnancy just "kinda happened" makes you sound like the white trash hillbilly you are. Putting a red sock in with the white laundry and turning everything pink just "kinda happened" but having a CHILD is a little bit bigger deal. Dumbass.
i can't wait for her to get back to her old body, too. for all of our sakes.
prettykitty | Homepage | 08.18.06 - 11:47 am | #
You're too much, prettykitty!
Maybe by saying "kinda happened" K-Fed left his sperm on the toilet seat? That could "kind of" happen.
Her hair looks weird 'cause whoever's doin' the Photoshopping is working like mad to try an' make her crappy dye job (which she probably did herself) look "natural"
I think SPF is adorable, he looks like a happy baby, all these "vacant eyed" comments are so cruel, he;s an innocent child. Brit too looks great, photoshopped or not..
By working out, that doesn't mean with a fork and spoon. She'll need to do the old "Janet Jackson" thing and $50,000 her body with surgery to get herself back to where it was.
That kid always has the same clank expression on it's face. No emotions whatsoever. Something wrong with that thing, other than being ugly?
Shiloh will date Zahara.
miso | 08.18.06 - 11:57 am |
What a scandal that would be!! But no blood relation, so it would be ok. (Am I sick for just saying that?)
Oh-but they do have the same last name, so would it be incest??
Sharkey, size 6 is perfect-Id love to be a size 6!!! I think thats great!!
I hope she proves everybody wrong, and gets her hot body back.
Walkman | 08.18.06 - 12:03 pm | #
Id like to see this too, but like I said in a previous post, Im not sure she can. Shes done a lot of damage to her image, lost fans. Due to them just growing up and moving on, them thinking them she's stupid, the whole hating k-fed thing, white-trash thing, etc. She has a lot of work to do. I don't doubt she can do it, but with two babies and a husband that never seems to be around...with his own album coming out what next month or this month...I don't know??
I think SPF is adorable, he looks like a happy baby, all these "vacant eyed" comments are so cruel, he;s an innocent child. Brit too looks great, photoshopped or not..
Danigirl | 08.18.06 - 12:19 pm | #
He dropped from her loins, therefore he came out damaged and life with his parents will only amplify that.
perhaps with working out, she will
learn how to take birth control
pills as well.
why do their heads look superimposed over other people's bodies in the first pic?
AWWWWWWWWWW!! I just love me some SPF.
If we can put a man on the moon, how come we cant stop her breeding?
She actually has him in some jeans YA'LL!!
The vacant eyed remark was mean and I take it back. I just hope being dropped on the head doesn't have lasting affects on this child
I see photoshop worked overtime on this one too
mishma | 08.18.06 - 11:17 am | #
Shee-it, you think this is bad? You ain't seen nothin' yet! There's some fug even photoshop can't fight. ~> http://cakeandice-cream.blogspot...es-on-
king.html
Damn if they didn't try, though. With heinous results! :O
*runs away screaming*
SPF Is the Cuteness!!
They both look photoshopped within an inch of their lives.
I think she's smart - business wise. She's totally wonky in her personal life. But I don't think we can count her out yet.
spiffy is so cute!! mom's a mess. but she loves that fuckin kid. he'll turn out a mess too.
mishma | 08.18.06 - 12:15 pm | #
Hmm... *strokes chin* I didn't think of that. LOL
[Psst! It's "progeny." :D Please don't hate me, mishma. I couldn't help myself. ]
I didn't know who the hell that was until I saw the name under the picture. Brit-brit - Cheeto-eatin', Starbucks drinkin' Stepford wife.
The remarks about her pregnancy 'just happened' are lame?
So to all the siblings 11-13 months apart......their mothers are whores and stupid?
Is this correct?
Women have accidental pregnancies all the time people,especially after JUST goving birth because they are so fertile.
Accidents happen,so beat this idiot down because she is public?
What about Heidi Klum? Oh she looks pretty so its ok. OH jesus.
mishma | 08.18.06 - 12:25 pm | #
I don't know... I think SPF has got a bit of sparkle in his eyes in the first photo. Plus, he's smiling (bonus!). Isn't that what people are always wanting to see? Sheesh!
In the second one, the baby seems to be looking at something purposefully--not just staring blankly. JMHO. There's life in those eyes yet, I tell ya! :D
Dr. Ruth | 08.18.06 - 12:34 pm | #
Good points, Doc. 
I couldn't hate you Mama! I like to be corrected, I am a real stickler for synatx and grammar, so I consider it a favor! Yeah, I looked at the pics again and retracted my statement. At times, I've seen pics of him and it does seem that he doesn't have much animation in his face, tho I don't have kids so I am going to STFU on this one, cuz I have no right.
I don't think Brit is a whore for having an accidental pregnancy...it does happen, I just wonder why she didn't use a condom or a diaphram?
THis should win the photo shop award of the year! She doesn't even look like herself in this picture. Can you say gap ad!
LMFAO at the Emo comments. God do I hate emos!!!!!!!!!
Whoever said it looked like their head are superimposed on other bodies are DEAD ON they photoshopped the "accidental baby" right out of her stomach!
That baby is so damn cute!
Awe leave Brit alone! Of course she wants to get back to her old body - no one will let it go that she gained weight while pregnant or that she "used to be so hot". I think they both look cute.
Ennis Del Mar | 08.18.06 - 12:50 pm | #
LOL. With my wedding coming up, there are some family members I would like to photoshop out of my life.
I think she looks good here and her eyebrows look fine. The ones that irk me are the Pamela Anderson, drawn on Sharpie brows; give me Brooke Shields or Denise Richards eyebrows any day! Sean is SO CUTE! What a little angel! To me, he doesn't resemble one parent more than the other...he looks like both of them.
i love these pictures and im excited about britney getting hot again!!! i cant wait! she sounds determined and her body is going to be fierce! ...and then people who have made snide unkind remarks like aguilera will eat their words. just like JT said dont underestimate her
Accidents happen,so beat this idiot down because she is public?
What about Heidi Klum? Oh she looks pretty so its ok. OH jesus.
Dr. Ruth | 08.18.06 - 12:34 pm | #
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she is classy and her hubby has a real job
I eloped cuz I couldn't deal with my loud, drunken Irish family, serious
Also they would have given my in-laws a stroke. Yeah it would have been fun actually but I just didn't have the enegy for it.
Plus I wanted the $20,000 to remodel the house. I'm practical like that
UKchristina | 08.18.06 - 12:57 pm | #
i agree with you but i think that with k-fed in the picture, it's never gonna happen.
Dr. Ruth take off your rose colored glasses and see Britney in real light.
I wanted to elope, my boyfriend didn't. We're doing a small wedding, but my crazy mother announced this morning she is no longer speaking to me. I just don't want to redo the seating plan.
Please people, let's just say she does go back to her so called "fierce" body. She's an immature social retard who won't last that way for long and has allowed a pot smoking lazy ass leech off of her. She won't ever have it the same.
Anon-
Dont forget Heidi got knocked up with her first kid by a much older billionaire and was Unwed.
Accident? Or set for life?
But she is pretty so its oK and she got her figure back.
She must have done something right in the first place though. I like JT's comment of "don't underestimate her".
See Sharkey, it's that crap that I didn't have the stomach for. A week after our engagement his crazy stepmother already invited, like 20 of her friends, who all live in Canada. Who is going ot house and pay for their airfare? Plus I don't know these ppl! Screw it, Reno was the way for me, did piss off the in-laws. I think my mom was relieved, actually
you know what...i'm sorry, but that baby is freaking ADORABLE! he really is, and i am NOT a fan of babies, but he is SO cute.
Oh good mishma is telling everyone who doesnt give a shit,about her business
She's an immature social retard who won't last that way for long and has allowed a pot smoking lazy ass leech off of her. She won't ever have it the same.
Anonymous | 08.18.06 - 1:06 pm | #
what? until she got pregnant she had a fierce body! its not like she has ever been fat in her career. she pretty much had the best celebrity body/ most healthiest. she was tonned but not too skinny. K-fed isnt attached her her either....she will dump his lazy ass eventually.
also i dont see how heidi klum is better than britney because her husband has a job??? relevant much? although i admit britney could have picked a better husband...it doesnt mean she is like him.
I should have seen it coming with my mother. It's more the not knowing right now - is she still hosting the morning after breakfast? Is she still going to buy my wedding earrings for me? I can't wait for my wedding to be over, which is sad to say. But at least I don't have delusions that it's going to be the best day of my life.
Sorry for personal convo.
UKChristina
I made the reference to Heidi because she got pregnant right after giving birth to her son with Seal and nobody is so highly freaked out by her doing the same as Brit.
Thats why
Yeah sorry, back on topic...
That baby is not cute.
And I have a prediction: she'll get pregnant with someone else's baby two months after this one is born and TOTALLY flip out to the point that she has to "take a rest" in a hospital facility somewhere in California.
god that baby (SPF) is beautiful! Puts all those other celebrity babies to shame.
sean perfect
britney perfect
shut up haters
Dr. Ruth | 08.18.06 - 1:19 pm | # thats very true babe; sorry about that i didnt read that reference. i just read the bit avout her husband being better and dont really get the reference
take your hair off, stay a while
I like JT's comment of "don't underestimate her".
Yes, but now he's saying he doesn't think he ever knew her and she's not the person he knew. ???
Are you working today, Shoogie, hahha
She can get back in shape no problem. She's 23 years old!
Dr. Ruth, so you're saying that Britney is not pretty, that she's unattractive so that's why most people here are saying this stuff.
I think people continue to say this stuff because her choices are bad, yes she's young but she seems like she doesn't care to learn from the ones that she has made. SHe gives off this attitude that no one can tell her what to do, it's her way or no way.
Also as far as JT telling us not to underestimate her, he's nothing but a spineless piece of shit who has nothing worthy coming out of his mouth lately.
I had a meeting this morning but I'm free now! AHHHH feels good to be back
See Sharkey, it's that crap that I didn't have the stomach for. A week after our engagement his crazy stepmother already invited, like 20 of her friends, who all live in Canada. Who is going ot house and pay for their airfare? Plus I don't know these ppl! Screw it, Reno was the way for me, did piss off the in-laws. I think my mom was relieved, actually
mishma | 08.18.06 - 1:12 pm | #
Congratulations to you. A marriage is a union of 2 poeple, fuck the inlaws and anyone else who thinks they have a right to dictate how and where it should take place.
You guys shes not that young anymore. Shes in her 20's. She should be realizing what she's doing/has done. Thats her biggest problem. She doesn't think she's done anything wrong, she thinks the media, her fans, have for turning on her.
i love these photos, and someone hand me a photo of a celeb in a mag that hasn't been photoshopped!
I am 24 i was on the pill since the age of 18 yet i fell pregnant at 19 and have a beautiful daughter who is almost 5years old now she was an accident! i planned my 2nd child and she is now 2 when she was 5months old, the one time we didn't use a condom we got our beautiful son who is now 8months old, YES IT ONLY TAKES ONE TIME! so he is also an accident, my family/friends know this and if my children ask when they are older if they were planned i will tell the truth, that doesn't mean they are not wanted. I have been with there father for 6 years and married for 3years, don't think that it can not happen to you as i am proof that it can.
Britney is a great mom yes sean has had a few accidents but what child hasn't, no one knows the real story but brit and kev, yet we believe what GOSSIP mags tell us? if it comes straight from britney then fair enough but the media need to sell to make money the truth does not sell.
She wants to get her old body back? Please...Bitch ain't gonna be able to loose all that fat. With her career washed up, she has no place else to turn but to sign up for Celebrity Fit Club 5.
Also as far as JT telling us not to underestimate her, he's nothing but a spineless piece of shit who has nothing worthy coming out of his mouth lately.
Anonymous | 08.18.06 - 1:28 pm | #
Good point. A lot of verbal diarrhea has come out of his mouth lately.
I should have seen it coming with my mother. It's more the not knowing right now - is she still hosting the morning after breakfast? Is she still going to buy my wedding earrings for me? I can't wait for my wedding to be over, which is sad to say. But at least I don't have delusions that it's going to be the best day of my life.
Sharkey | 08.18.06 - 1:18 pm | #
sO TELL HER THAT YOU DONT WANT HER UPSET ANYMORE OVER "YOUR " WEDDING SO YOURE GOING TO ELOPE.
PICK SOMEWHERE AND MAKE IT THE BEAUTIFUL UNION OF 2 PEOPLE WITHOUT ALL OF THE OUTSIDE BAGGAGE.
She looks good -- she has a NORMAL looking body, and looks happy in the photos. OH, THE HORROR !!
With some of these remarks, you'd think she weighed 300 lbs. @@ Buncha retards.
What is she saying that you can't work out while you're pregnant! That's bullshit. I worked out until a week before I gave birth. I think she's finding an excuse to stay fat.
What befuddles me the most is that she has ZERO talent!!
She cannot sing: it was all manufactured.
She is not sexy, sensual, pretty, cute, attractive: that too, was manufactured.
She can dance, but she'll only make it as a backup dancer.
So my question is: what will her comeback be and how will it ever be relevant? As a thin celeb? As a thin white trash Mom? As a thin young Mom for all our pre-teens to idolize?
Please.
Take a step back and look at the big picture: is this what you want to be? Your kids?
badfish, you're missing the point, it's Britney Spears. She was forced down everyone's throat for her "perfect looks" rather than her lack of talent and now she wants to be accepted as "normal". Sorry she is an immature peon who has a piece of shit husband but she just happens to have millions. Happy that does not make.
britney is 24 she will be 25 in december, and she is doing a fab job, every child has accidents there just not in the public eye, i can't believe that spf was named worst dressed that is just out of order he is a baby for gods sake!
spf is such a cutey regardless of what he wears or doesn't wear
It "just happened?" Oh, PLEASE! Is she so stupid that she doesn't know how babies are made?
I hate it when people say "it just happened," whether it's an unplanned pregnancy, an ill-advised sexual encounter or whatever. They're just trying to absolve themselves of responsibility. But then, should we expect anything else from Bit Bit?
GUATEVER.. with a BIG G...
They photo-shopped the shit out of those pictures..
Y'all know Britney is a big ass cow these days..
She looks super skinny there..
Tina -- you're way too fertile. Stay away from public toilets.
SPF looks ADORABLE! He's tryin' y'all!
TEAM SPF!!
Britney's family made a deal with the devil and that's how she became famous but even the devil has his limits. I doubt he even wants to see her skanky, white trash, ever open mouth fat ass famous again.
I'm not really a Heidi Klum fan, but the last time I looked, I didn't see Heidi, drive her SUV with Henry on her lap, or almost drop him, or not have him in his carseat incorrectly, or not on DATELINE, looking like an absolute mess.
GO YANKEES
That first photo looks nearly identical to an old Kristy McNichols pic.
OakRaiderFan Hello love. I adore your Angie avatar!!
As for Shitney: I wouldn't care if she "came back" as friggin' Whitney Houston - I thoroughly DESPISE her for the example she put out there for our little girls.
Poor girl. She just needs to go away and be un-famous for a while.
Brunette is fine, but lighten it up a little with highlights, etc. Too dark for her complexion.
"it just happened" means - we got drunk and had sex.
The baby looks cute in this pic because he's not wearing one of those stupid hats.
That doesn't even look like her and her baby is cute. Whoever said he was beat with an ugly stick is just plain cruel.
Thanks Miz! It's so good to see you back... Yankees and Sox play 5 games this weekend, at Fenway!
GO YANKEES
The baby is a perfect sacrifice for slinky, youthful beauty.. She changed to a woman.. no longer a girl.
Anonymous | 08.18.06 - 1:35 pm | #
Point well taken...thanks
"It just, lahk, HAPPENED!" What, does she need the birds and the bees explained to her?
People have seen too many candid photos of you looking like Dale the Whale, Britney. You can work out all you like, but people aren't going to forget that you're not that good-looking.
Kid is fairly cute, though.
Dr. Ruth, get real. Heidi DOES look pretty, and she takes care of her body rather than guzzling melted chocolate. And she doesn't drive with her kids in her lap, drop them in public, drink when she's pregnant, have her babies toast in the sun... shall I go on? Whatever you think of her, there's no reason to think she's not a good mom.
As for the "what child hasn't had a few accidents," I have three siblings and NONE of us have ever been dropped on our head or sat in our mom's lap as she drove. In fact, she once broke her foot to avoid dropping my brother.
The only reason she was ever popular was because she was put forward as a role model, and as a sexpot.
Now the sexpotness is gone forever, and no mom with half a brain wants her daughter to imitate a pathetic hobag who marries an unavailable guy, just so she can have a bunch of babies she isn't capable of caring for.
Britney has forgotten this, and she's in for a rude shock when she tries to stage a comeback and finds that nobody cares anymore. She believes her own hype, and that's always fatal. She could have maintained her image, but she didn't.
It just shows how stupid she is.
Wow, i dont care if those were touched up or not, she looks really awesome! Black hair really suits her. And Sean looks soooo cute!
People Magazine loves to lick the baby canal that is hypocrit Britney.
Thanks "seven | 08.18.06 - 2:46 pm |" that sums it up
does anyone think she looks like a damn zombie in the first pic??
pageantgal | Homepage | 08.18.06 - 11:23 am | #
The first picture looks odd!
What is she saying that you can't work out while you're pregnant! That's bullshit. I worked out until a week before I gave birth. I think she's finding an excuse to stay fat.
80s Queen | 08.18.06 - 1:40 pm | #
Maybe she cares more about her hurting her baby than she does about "being in shape"... she has all the time in the world to worry about her body after her baby is born... she's pretty considerate if you ask me...
What the fuck is wrong with her face?
seven | 08.18.06 - 2:46 pm | #
ok rant back:
1) britney is good looking! remember shes been pregnant 2 years!! but thats shit 2 say she isnt pretty...i doubt any of us could look as good as britney in 'slave for u' outfit...and i for one am not wet dream material for several million teenage boys and a few girls... so that shit 2 say she isnt pretty. mayb shes not her best now but she is still pretty, just pregnant
2)heidi starved herself and worked out like 24/7 to get her body back. i wouldnt say that was looking after your body. just coz she isnt nicole richie skinny doesnt make her healthy
3)noone said heidi isnt a good mum, just dont think u can draw comparisons just because they are both famous
4)children do have accidents and sometimes its the mothers fault...they learn; i am sure britney as a new parent with not much common sense is learning.
5) u wouldnt know if the sexiness was gone forever since you cant see in the future, and if she wants to make more money which i am sure she does, she will be fit and hot for her next new song..... which
6)people will buy if the song is any good. u may not buy it through principle but millions of others will. i highly doubt that the song will flop as they havent before.
7)u prefer a fake image? yeah maybe i like the fake image of marilyn monroe but i like the scandal with JFK better....same goes with britney
Her baby is so cute
omg... spf has pants on!!!
Sean's cute. He looks kind of like the gerber baby.
The baby is ugly. The momma is a dunce. The pics were photoshopped.
What kind of dumb-cunt gets pregnant by accident these days? Shit with all the birth control on the market? This isn't some 3rd or 5th world nation, ladies we have options, plenty of them.
Stop being stuck on stupid and expecting sympathy! Just fess up, he wanted some ass, you gave it up before you slipped in your diaphram... or even better, you take the pill when you remember to do so, instead of everyday like your supposed to!
holy crap. did the airbrush the baby in the last pic?!
However, I highly doubt Brit was breastfeeding.
pageantgal | Homepage | 08.18.06 - 11:35 am | #
puh-lease. SPF gets three Happy Meals a day. I, you, and everybody else knows this in our heart of hearts
although i admit britney could have picked a better husband...it doesnt mean she is like him.
UKchristina | 08.18.06 - 1:16 pm | #
Ha! After the last video that circulated around it appears that K-Fed might actually be the brains in that household. And that's a scary thought.
Is Brit not wearing her wedding ring??!!yeah! SPF cuteness can strike a pose.
That baby is adorable..and what are people talking about that baby is ugly are you guys retarded..nothing about that baby is ugly....and Britney Spears looks like most pregnant women that I have seen walking around LA. I mean I'm not a huge fan of hers but for people to talk about a little baby is wrong, especially because I bet nobody on this site is winning any beauty pagents or you wouldnt be wasting your time talking about others, if your so confident put your picture up so people can let you know how fucked up and ugly you are on the inside as well as out...
PHOTOSHOP!
Ok, they totally took her head from 5 years ago and photo-plastered it on her new body. Yuck.
Wow Suzy you sure made me re-think my ways as I'm sure you did for many others on this site
Suzy= tellin it like it iz yo
There he is my fave celebaby !! I'm gettin him when he goes into foster care..I call 1rst!!!
She's married and she can support a family - what's wrong with her having another child?
She doesn't just "happen" to have millions - she worked from the time she was a child.
No one mentions slutty Denise Richards who had two kids in a year, got divorced, and is prancing around with her friend's ex. There's a good mother......
'People' should get The Airbrushing Price.
Yeah, I'm real sure the kid is gonna be broken up about knowing it wasn't planned.
Is she supposed to say to SPF? "You're daddy and I had sex 4 times a day and I put my legs up in the air afterward so all the sperm would swim to the egg. We had hot, nasty, sweaty, horny sex so we could to make you."
Sorry, I don't want to know that about my parents.
Oh people, get off it. The baby looks cute and Britney looks fine in the pictures. And who is anyone here to say she will never get her body back. I had two kids, three years apart, and then got my awesome body back. Yep, awesome. Then, 9 years later I had another baby, and once again, I have my body back. If I can do it, then I am sure Britney can.
Oh, number three baby for me was a surprise. It is possible to be surprised with a pregnancy. I wonder how many of you were surprises, and how many were just accidents???
Oh thank god, someone's actually making sense in these posts. Good to see that I'm not the only one who isn't hating on Britney. SP look soo cute here, just adorable and Brit does too altough her head looks weird in the first picture. Every celeb gets photoshopped though, don't pretend like she's the only one.
oooooooooow i think they 're cute and she's looking better than she looked last year or so
give it up britney.. there will be no comeback
oh and britney had this baby to snare kevin even more. she's dumb enough to think having a baby will make him stick around and be a good husband and father. this chick fell off the stupid tree and hit every branch on the way down.
First-adopted,lots of planning. =)
Second- miracle
Third- he planned.LOL
What if Suri and Brooke Sheilds' daughter had an affair? Now that would send Tom over the edge.
1. Stop with all the moronic comments about why shouldn't she have another baby. Guess what, sweetums -- she can barely care (certainly not adequately) for the child she has, so why is she having another one?
2. Similarly, shut up with the "how many of you are accidents" comments. The real story is that she thinks Kevin will stick around if she stays knocked up.
But would she ever admit that? Of course not.
3. Anonymous | 08.18.06 - 6:35 pm, why should I believe all this about your "awesome" body?
As a matter of fact, there are women who get their bodies back, and I know some of them. Of course, they have self-control and didn't turn into land whales whenever they got pregnant, or use it as an excuse to guzzle chocolate and loll around for nine months.
And women who are pregnant as often as Britney seems to be never do lose the weight. They usually have hips that could float an aircraft carrier -- not exactly MTV material. But it will fit Britney's married-young-fat-momma image.
4. Let's see YOUR picture, suzy. I can't wait to see the cross-eyed nine-year-old's face.
5. Yes, I WOULD prefer a fake image from Britney. At least we wouldn't have all these stomach-churning stories of her changing diapers in a Victoria's Secret.
6. Cindy, the whole don't-work-out-when-you're-pregnant thing is crap from the Cretaceous. By trying to make Britney sound like a good mom, you've only displayed that you know absolutely zip about pregnancy.
Guess what! Exercise doesn't hurt the baby -- doctors actually advise it. It keeps the mom healthy, which keeps the baby healthy, and it prevents certain diseases. Britney is just too much of a trashy slob to bother with it, which is why her body is also in the crapper, and is probably going to stay there.
7. Yes, all celebs have photoshopping. But as that recent nude layout showed, Britney has a helluva lot more than even most celebs have -- they airbrushed out half her body.
And that definitely means that she isn't even remotely good-looking. NO GOOD-LOOKING PERSON needs that much airbrushing. "Before" pics of Halle Berry show that.
8. That hair is not real. Her actual hair is a matted, fried, uncombed mess.
9. Poor SPF looks like he's begging the cameraman to rescue him. "Look at how cute I am! Get me away from this loser!"
what she means by working out is a tummy tuck and lipo
CL, probably. And a breast lift too -- a few years of going braless with big implants, plus pregnancies, have taken their natural toll.
That baby is so sweet! He looks like a really happy little guy.
Poor SPF looks like he's begging the cameraman to rescue him. "Look at how cute I am! Get me away from this loser!"
seven | 08.18.06 - 8:21 pm | #
LOL that made me laugh out loud.
Britney does seem to love the kid in her own demented little way though......although did you read in the article that his nick name is "Poo Poo"? Classy!
Pick up "People" if you don't believe me. I just got the issue and read that today.
Seriously, that was A LOT of photo shopping in those pictures!
seven=
what are you so fucking angry about?
that must have taken a long time to type...jesus.
her face kinda reminds me of katie holmes...back when she was still human and not an android...the real katie is probably dead and mummified in tom cruise's basement
Toilet Water: No, I'm just erudite and a fast typer. Stupidity annoys me.
And on a side-note... poo poo? Poor kid. He's gonna get confused about the name thing and inform people that his name is "Poo Poo." Scarring.
Where's her wedding ring?
Where's her wedding ring?
miniTEENYskirt | 08.19.06 - 1:02 pm
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Perhaps she is too swollen to wear it. But then again, the picture almost looks like it was airbrushed off her finger... hmmmm:/
It looks like the magazine photoshopped old photos of her face over whatever crap photos they took.
It's not mean to call someone vacant- eyed if it's true. Besides it's just a description of his appearance not of his character as a person. Shit, how many personal characteristics does a one year old have to defend anyway - how about none? He's not even old enough to know that he looks this way or that some people think he's ugly so why do people start MOOING in protest everytime SPF is made fun of? Besides, when he is old enough to have consiousness of the shit around him, us making fun of his face is going to be the least of that poor kids worries. Of course he's just an innocent baby (for now) he just happens to be a vacant-eyed, droopy dog faced one.
Seriously, this is the first time I have seen any life in that child's eyes and you know it's only because they were either dangling a bag of cheetos or a joint off camera.
She's pregnant. She has the body of a pregnant woman.
Gay men need to chill with talking shit about pregnant women and loss of body. It's one thing to be a Nicole Richie, all anorexic and shit; or even Lindsay Lohan, who could be WOW again if she started toning up and left the coke behind.
But Britney? She's fucking hotter than ever with the dark hair. Her choice of bedmate is what makes her nasty. But her body is beautiful, and beautifully goddess. She's pregnant.
No one should expect her to look like a 11 year old boy with boobs. Even gays and their cokehead hags whose only frame of reference for beauty is said 11 year old boy. with boobs.
She's pregnant. She has the body of a pregnant woman.
angelina jolie doesn't look like that
i know she's pregnant, but hey fug is fug, pregnant or not
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im betting the machine that did the airbrushing & photoshopping to make her looks perfect BROKE due to the amount of working overtime to perfect the pictures.
for her to have a successfull comeback her next album will have to sell more than 60,000 copies.
her last two HAVE TANKED!
Greatest hits not even close to selling 2 million.
whats she going to do ~ swallow her pride? and say its the media's fault and not her own...i say yes.
It looks like a public service announcement. Use a condom, lol.
Britney is so totally over, and such stank. No one will ever getting over her trailer park life, and no brain.
People just laugh when they hear her name. She is so screwed up it's not even funny. She has no talent, no voice, no anything, and now she's old and it's not cute. Baby #2, Jesus Christ! Her body is such a mess. Cut, scared, tits down to her knees, yuck.
BRITNEY BABY #15
What happened to Britney's cry-baby fit she threw on Dateline about how she wants the press to leave her alone? If she really wanted to be left alone she wouldn't be doing interviews in People magazine about her child. What is this the 2nd or 3rd interview she's done since the Dateline interview in which she uses her child to get attention. I think this latest interview proves beyond a shadow of a doubt that Britney doesn't want the press to leave her alone.
She looks screwed up because the bitch had to go and dye her hair without dying her eyebrows to match! And the color DOES NOT do her any favors because she wasn't born to wear it. Which has pissed me off to no end! She's ruined blondes so now she's gotta give brunettes a bad name?!?! Particularly dark brunettes like me! ARGH! Sorry, Bitbit, my hair is naturally brown-black and my eyebrows match! Go dye your hair red or something. Leave being brunette to the professionals. How come every time one of these dumb hoes wants to be taken seriously they go dark but when they want to be considered sexy again they go light? It's really ridiculous and is a terrible stereotype, man! I mean how sad is it when everyone's going blonde to the point where a brunette or redhead is considered "exotic"? PUH-LEEZE! Blondes may have more fun but brunettes kick ass and take names! And Britney isn't one of them! I saw a pic of her recently where you could see her lighter roots. I always thought dark hair with lighter roots just looked strange. Like a skunk or something LOL P.S. She needs a tan!
Oh and one more thing naturally dark hair isn't all one solid color like that. My hair may be borderline black but it has highs and lo's in it that give it dimension. You'd think with all her money she could've at least told them to make it look natural. As well as DYE HER DAMN EYEBROWS!!! Sorry but they look so straaaaaange!
And how sad for her second child to come into the world being known as an "accident". She could've just lied and said it was planned for the baby's sake. Announcing to the entire world that it "just kinda happened" isn't exactly gonna make that poor kid feel special.
I've said this time and time again, people who love Britney Spears are tone deaf. I've talked with alot of parents who took their kids to her concerts and they were shocked that a record company gave her a deal. If it wasn't for her backup singers she'd be in her hometown with ten babies with one on the way.
They photoshopped the hell outa SPF! You can actually see his chin!
god lowlifes, just shut the fuck up.
Seven | 08.19.06 - 1:02 pm | #
I know, the poor thing. Who in their sane mind would call their child "poo poo" even as a joke?
im betting the machine that did the airbrushing & photoshopping to make her looks perfect BROKE due to the amount of working overtime to perfect the pictures.
jane doe | 08.20.06 - 1:11 am | #
LOL!
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