First bitches!! I think


I spy with my special eye......

A tuna-jizz casserole.


First! Yes!


anyway...to fix wonky-eye, she's gotta quit catchin cum with her eyelashes.


awww....third. so close, yet so far away....


A very skilled photoshop artist would be the only way to fix that skanky bitches wonky eye.


Pigeon face


Gravatar 5th again!


Gravatar Black and white stripes. Too bad they don't put people in jail for spreading STDs. That would be the prefect outfit.


Gravatar I can't believe she was at BEST BUY...


Yankees are about to sweep a DH! In Fenway!


Gravatar I wish she would take those DAMN contacts out!!


Gravatar Please tell me nobody showed up to actually buy her crappy album. Is anybody a fan of this piece of shit other than Perez? Forget the wonky eye, get surgery for your horrible personality, bitch.


Gravatar She must go to Angelina's plastic surgeon. She is starting to look the same.


Gravatar Jeesh is she one ugly bowl of stew.

I mean really, just because your face is everywhere doesn't mean your attractive.


Gravatar okay she's not the greatest gal, but give her a break. u r all so jealous and hateful and that jealousy and hatred fuels her fire. say nothing and don't act interested and it will go away.


Gravatar I think Paris is pretty even though she has that look on her face that says "Im so better than any of you'' shes still a hottie.


Gravatar Kill her?

You can have open (and therefore wonky) eyes if your dead.

Wow, that was mean.

Oh wait, it's Paris. Never mind.


Gravatar i wanted to go!!!


Gravatar her eye isn't fixed, it's the way the make-up it set on. can't you see that the eye on the left has more make up on top and bottom then the wonky eye?!?!?


Gravatar Actually, in all fairness, it's probably too late to fix her wonky eye. There is a fairly common surgery to correct misaligned eyes in young children - I know because my daughter had it done - but after about ten years old, it's too late. So a better question is WTF Kathy Hilton, with all her money, did NOT get it fixed when Parasite was a child?


Gravatar Yeah, but in all fairness, was the surgery available when Paris was a child?


I'm surprised nobody has commented on the uneven eye makeup. Her right eye is lined and made up more than her right. It always makes me laugh when I see her eyes close up.


Gravatar k, which one is the wonky eye because I feel like they're BOTH wonky...help me out here.


Gravatar can someone explain how parasite understands how to put contacts in? seriously, you would think that is beyond her abilities.


Gravatar I just realized she's gotten collagen. Her lips weren't always that puffy.


Gravatar damn i thought i ws first but i'm like 20th. damn these thigsn fill up fast. congrats mk


Gravatar what's funny is that her mom has wonky eye too, and it's the exact same eye!


Gravatar The right side of her mouth looks kinda puffy, like she got bitch slapped or something.


Gravatar and that hook nose!!! she could dig for worms with that thing!!!!


Gravatar She might just have wonky eye because of the way her contacts sit. a lot of people with colored contacts get the wonky-eyed appearence. Either way, I wish I could get colored contacts in that color, because they're pretty much the only pretty thing about her.


Gravatar Constant photoshopping.


Gravatar Obviously not with greek shipping heir nut.


Gravatar Anorexorcist | Homepage | 08.19.06 - 1:01 am

yeah, unfortch for her, the wonkiness was hereditary. i think nicky has it a little bit too.


Gravatar Yeah, but in all fairness, was the surgery available when Paris was a child?

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Yeah, my daughter is a year older than the Skank


Gravatar Yeah, but in all fairness, was the surgery available when Paris was a child?

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Yeah, my daughter is a year older than the Skank


Gravatar she always look like she is smelling something foul...i HATE the look on her face, and her fingernails make me crazy...looks like she chews the shit out of them


Gravatar She has definitely been hitting the collagen. That upper lip was never that plump. It looks wrong on her.


Gravatar ShakaZulu | 08.19.06 - 1:27 am | #

Okay, yeah, the wonky upper lip is entirely her fault


Gravatar i saw pictures without the contacts and thought she looked alright with her natural eye color. well, as good as you can look with a wonky eye.


Gravatar NASTY COCKSUCKING NO TALENT BITCH!!!
SHE IS SO GROSS


Gravatar HOOKED NOSED WITCH BEAK!!!!!!!!!!!

THE TIP OF HER NOSE TOUCHES HER TOP LIP!!!!!!!


Gravatar Which one is the wonky eye? I have always thought that it was the left eye but now I am not sure. She could always have an eye transplant or better yet a face transplant. I think I heard about some woman who had that done. If was Paris I would go for the full deal.


Gravatar That's true PG. And why is her face so puffy? Too many chemical peels and moisturizer crap maybe?? I've also noticed that her face and head shape changes a lot which is... weird.


Gravatar I mean change a lot... but yeah.


Gravatar heard from kiisfm there were actually more than 500 people there waiting for an autograph...lame...


Gravatar when she was a baby her mom may have accidentally pecked paris in the eye with her own hook nose.


Gravatar ok... forget the horrible makeup and lazy eye... with all that money couldn't she put a better weave in her head?


Gravatar heard from kiisfm there were actually more than 500 people there waiting for an autograph...lame...
anon | 08.19.06 - 1:42 am | #

You know she rounded up 500 people she had slept with and promised them treatment for the STDs she gave them in exchange for showing up at her signing.


Gravatar Ummmm, she is gorgeous.


Gravatar When is she going to OD so we can be done with this ugly bitch already?


Gravatar I had mine fixed @ 23. Its called strabismus and its a weak muscle that attaches to the eye. It can be corrected as a child by putting a patch over the stronger eye to make the weaker eye work harder. If that doesn't work, surgery can be done, but I don't think there is an age maximum. If the wonky eye is really bad, you can have double vision at times. Paris probably hasn't had hers fixed because she sees double the penis!


Gravatar The surgery was definitely available when she was younger. Hell, Demi Moore had that surgery as well.


Gravatar How do you fix her wonky eye? I think the bigger question is...

How do you fix her wonky cunt?


Gravatar fogrget the lazy eye, take the blue contacts out and that will help.
but she should get her nose fixed.


Gravatar Oh jesus,enough with the eyeball already.
Hey who hasnt seen a picture with someones eye smaller then the other?
I cant stand this whore either,but honestly she looks cute and nice and Heaven Forbid!!!
All of your amusing rants doesnt change the fact this girl could stop working tomorrow and still have enough money for the rest of her life to live in the lap of luxury.
Bother anyone?


Gravatar ya looks like she got her top lip botoxed, her lips always looked uneven, the bottom was big, but the top was not, made her just look like she has a fat lip, now her top lip is big too and it matches better, can't blame her, but is anything on this chick real? fake blue eyes, fake hair and hair color, cheek implants, fake lips, fake eyelashes, fake small breast implants, the only thing that is real on her is her hooked nose unfortunately.


Gravatar ....oh and what a cunt,I think one of her eyebrow hairs is out of place!


Gravatar Here's some good Paris footage:

http://www.myheavy.com/video.php...d=781& type=user

Enjoy!!!!


Gravatar kill the bitch. thatll fix it


Gravatar LOL... i bet you she's been practicing like 10 hours a day to keep her wonky eye open

or she had plastic surgery, the fucking whore

even jesus hates paris hilton


Gravatar Here's some good Paris footage:


hehe..


Gravatar toilet water, who cares, she still has herpes and a lazy eye an ugly hooked nose that you could not pay me enough to have on my face. BTW sweetie, no blue contacts here, my eyes are true blue, don't need stupid blue contacts 24/7 like paris. Paris hates her brown eyes, she is so insecure she has to wear blue contacts the rest of her life.
she is'nt ugly, but she sure as hell is not beautiful. she does look cute in pics sometimes, but that is about it.


Gravatar All of your amusing rants doesnt change the fact this girl could stop working tomorrow and still have enough money for the rest of her life to live in the lap of luxury.
Bother anyone?
Toilet Water | 08.19.06 - 12:18 pm | #

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Are you retarded?


Gravatar her eye is permanently half glued shut by gizz

she needs to get her face to be less shiny because it only accentuates her fug features


Gravatar she's ugly as fuck

her HUGE beak nose is the worst.. looks like her hair is DYED blonde.. her lips are FUCKING TERRIBLE... hey and that's just her face, i haven't even talked about her disgusting body and mangina. this bitch needs to drown in a kiddy pool.


Gravatar oh my god, look at nicky hilton's presentation for her hotel, it's like a school project.. so funny

http://www.thesuperficial.com/ 20...ws_nicky_o.html



Gravatar lol okay i know that the admin of this site hates paris hilton.. but she looks kinda good in that pic.. that was just plain tasteless and desperate


Gravatar Paris Hilton is being forced out of her home by thousands of pairs of shoes. The hotel heiress loves to shop and has bought so many pairs of shoes she doesn't know what to do with them all. Paris Hilton has big feet and wears large size 11M shoes.

She told Britain's Now magazine: "Like most girls, I'm passionate about shoes. I have so many pairs its ridiculous. In fact, I probably have over a thousand pairs and now my whole house is like one giant closet because I just put them wherever they'll fit."


what a big-footed retard


Gravatar looks like her hair is DYED blonde.. celebrity hater | 08.19.06 - 12:31 pm | #
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Except for children, teenages, albinos, child albinos and teen albinos, there's no such thing as a natural blond...

...just [Britney Air Quote]BLOND[end Britney Air quote] women that are slaves to hydrogen peroxide.


Gravatar toilet water, I'm not one to brag, but you seem to be very presumptive in your statements on here about people you know nothing about. Your post makes me laugh when it comes to my own life. My husband is an accident/injury attorney, and even though he does not make 5 + million a year like paris. (He made over a million and a half last year alone and made managing partner in his firm several years ago) He is on schedule to make even more this year. I bet he makes more in 1 week than you make in a year. He loves to work, he LOVES practicing law, however, if he wanted to quit, we would be quite comfortable for the rest of our lives too. You have no idea what posters incomes are on here, there could be someone on this thread who does not like paris who is a heir to Wal-Mart family fortune for all we know--Which by the way, makes the Hiltons look like paupers. You should really think before you post.


Gravatar in order to remedy wonky eye--you cut down on your blow consumption


Gravatar wow true blue eyed

thanks for telling everyone how rich and fabulous you are.
insecure honey?
you dont know me and your right I dont know anyone else.....
I dont work BTW.....
My hubby works in the entertainment industry and has 3 Emmys.
He makes a comfortable income along with great perks and I will be for a month in London later this year vacationing in our holiday flat.


Gravatar how to fix wonky eye? just let them fuck you in the eye, don't let them come in it. geez, the ho's of today don't know nothin.


Gravatar With a pair of oversized sunglasses of course!

Du-uh!


Seriously, everyone's has one eye that is slightly larger than the other.
Take a look in the mirror.

But it is more noticable on a Paris Hilton because she has a vacant expression on her face and in her eyes.

Sje can't do nothin' about having one eye larger than the other.

But she CAN do something about her nose- it's horrible to look at.


Gravatar the cheap hair extentions are strange too.


you can see where her natural hair ends- (just above her ears) and the hair extention begins.

if youre going to wear hair extentions, you have to make sure they look RIGHT.


there is NO excuse for a rich bitch to not have the very finest and undetectable hair extentions money can buy.


Gravatar Call me when you can photoshop skank whore out


Gravatar baseball bat to the back of the head should work


Gravatar coool...can i be in on the "my husband is cooler than your husband" fight? it's so damn interesting.


Gravatar back in the 80's there was a phrase that we need to revive just for Paris....Ditch Pig. She needs to cover that face with a bag..yet another 80s reference.


Gravatar coool...can i be in on the "my husband is cooler than your husband" fight? it's so damn interesting.
Professor Miss Grace Adler | 08.19.06 - 1:52 pm | #

Bwahaha! For shiz. Gold diggers need to simmah down!


Gravatar Toilet Water's husband is Elliot Mintz. No wonder she's so angry -- she has to fuck that every night. Give me my $5 an hour hubby any day!


Gravatar I was at that Best Buy the day before Paris was there and asked the guys who work there if they would please electrocute her with something in the store. They all laughed and said they'd LOVE to!

What I don't understand is EVERY SINGLE person I mention Paris to HATES her, so how the FUCK does she make so much $$$$ making appearances?


Gravatar All of your amusing rants doesnt change the fact this girl could stop working tomorrow and still have enough money for the rest of her life to live in the lap of luxury.
Bother anyone?
Toilet Water

You say Paris could "stop working" tomorrow. Working? Being a twit on a reality show is work? Appearing at clubs and having her picture taken is work? Recording dreck in which computers do the singing is work? Frolicking like the slut she is on videos is work? PULEEEEEZE!
She can live in the lap of luxury for the rest of her life because she is an heiress. Period.
And yes, as hard as I work in my life for every cent I have, it bothers me.


Gravatar Except for children, teenages, albinos, child albinos and teen albinos, there's no such thing as a natural blond...

...just [Britney Air Quote]BLOND[end Britney Air quote] women that are slaves to hydrogen peroxide.
miso | 08.19.06 - 12:44 pm | #
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My former neighbours in Sweden didn't get that memo.
Hell, I could have saved thousands in sunglasses for inside the office.


Gravatar she always look like she is smelling something foul...i HATE the look on her face, and her fingernails make me crazy...looks like she chews the shit out of them
Perez HAS HERPES | 08.19.06 - 1:25 am |
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If your mangina had been the places that hers has been, you'd look like you smelt something foul too.


Gravatar She looks so hard! She is one of those who will be old looking before their time!


Gravatar Lol. The reason she wears fake contacts and gets extensions and collagen is because people care enough to look at her, and obviously you do otherwise you'd be spending your day paying attention to something else.

Also, before some of you go posting about how great your rich husband is, learn how to use the contraction you're properly, because those two look like complete morons.


Gravatar I can fix her wonky eye. Just give me a chance to slap the shit out of her. That oughta do it.


Gravatar All of your amusing rants doesnt change the fact this girl could stop working tomorrow and still have enough money for the rest of her life to live in the lap of luxury.
Bother anyone?
Toilet Water
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She's an "heiress" to a "fortune" shared by at least 30 other Hiltons*, and she has brothers and sisters to split her parent's fortune. She needs to work it just to pay for the on-call gynocologist.
Drug dealers making money bother me, pidgeon girl warbling out songs while real talent wastes away without a recording contract or writing a "book" while decent writers beg for publishing deals irritates me.

*funny how we never hear about them and they just shut their mouths, live their lives and count the money.


Gravatar My former neighbours in Sweden didn't get that memo.
Hell, I could have saved thousands in sunglasses for inside the office.
Huh? | 08.19.06 - 2:48 pm | #

You're right! Forgot about the Nords! But they have natural blonde hair. Very different from the unnatural 'natural' blonde shade with names like 'Baby Blonde' and 'Butter Blonde' and 'Ash Blonde' that women in the States want you to think is 'natural'.


Gravatar Come on everyone..THis woman is beautiful...admit it..


Gravatar I had my eye operated on when I was a kid, almost 20 years ago, so I'm sure she could have had it done then. And I hope there's no age limit, 'cause I can feel the right one starting to slip (though no one else can tell yet, thank god) and it's giving me migraines. I never understood how people can live with their eyes like that, not because it looks bad or anything, but mine was only a tiny bit off and I would get migraines every freakin month becuase of of the strain.


Gravatar how old is this skank? She looks over 30.


Gravatar Lol. The reason she wears fake contacts and gets extensions and collagen is because people care enough to look at her, and obviously you do otherwise you'd be spending your day paying attention to something else.

Also, before some of you go posting about how great your rich husband is, learn how to use the contraction you're properly, because those two look like complete morons.
Nikki | 08.19.06 - 2:53 pm | #
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Paris is comic relief; a joke to momentarily divert us from more important issues.

If I want to look at a bottle blondes I'd rather look at Jenna Jameson or Jordan since at least they are honest about who and what they are (and comparing films and even songs, they are a LOT better at anything Paris attempts).


Gravatar Yeah, Huh?, anything Jenna's done is way better than 'One Night in Paris'.


Gravatar Methinks her wonky eye is made worse by those Godforsaken blue contacts she insists on wearing.

She looks much prettier when she doesn't wear them.

Fake blue contacts look dumb on brown eyed people!


Gravatar If any of you hookers see Mizro tell her she's a lying slut. Thanks.


Gravatar I hate that bitch. I would love to slap the hell out of her.


Gravatar I am thinking a tire iron would so much more effective


Gravatar Dear Toliet Water, me thinks you are full of bullshit, what has your husband won 3 Emmys for? The simple life no doubt. What is his name on the credits, what shows are they? should'nt you be doing lunch or something? your so full of shit you can't see straight. All U are trying to do is one up someone (who may or may not be telling the truth either, who knows----it IS the internet for fucks sake,) liar liar pants on fire, also my cousin lives near South Hampton, not too far from where the Titanic was built, what part is your fictional flat in.
Start googling you f'n liar and come back with a good answer. And go flush your nasty ass while you are @ it.


Gravatar she looks just like her wax statue, and that is a HORRIBLE thing. Before she became "famous" she was a brown haired, brunette that "Tried" to be cool and slutting herself around, really sad...but she made a "career" out of it....ok now i am britney with all the "quotations"


Gravatar what about her mangina? how do you cure that?


Gravatar I wont say she is beautiful, because she is not, but she IS cute, albeit with alot of help, the pics i have seen of her when she was in her late teens before all the plastic surgeries etc. and transformation and blue contacts etc etc, seh was on the naturally homely side. but i personally have no problem admitting she looks better, because she does, but she is hardly beautiful though. the nose alone kills that.
I don't understand the one thing she needed to fix the mose, is the one thing she left alone.


Gravatar Gertie- where have you been living? Paris has had TWO nose jobs!
The only thing she hasn't had done are her breasts.

She really needs a brain transplant.


Gravatar I bitch about many celebs but have a respect for how Paris works brands herself and works the media she should teach a MBA class. I'm serious.

Lliving in San Francisco I know lots of sex workers aka whores/ho's and famous sex activists...PH is the most famous sex worker in the world (next to Pam Anderson) and people are STILL throwing millions at her.

Mo' powah!!


Gravatar She can't teach a class on being Paris Hilton and her success. She's amemeber of the lucky sperm club and released a sex tape. She's dumb and shallow.


Gravatar @cha cha I should be so "dumb and $hallow".Of COURSE she can teach a class on how to be herself as even you, po' lil 'cha cha' could instruct one on how to be a mouse.

Paris is a brilliant PR machine. Slapping her low fives... hate away...I've got a gig so ta ta, smell you bitches later.


Gravatar I'd say bitch slap her, maybe that would work.


Gravatar Malibu Man-

IF you live in Malibu....come on over and see his 3 Emmys.
We would live close to each other then.
I said my flat is in London honey,not South Hampton, and yes I know where that is too.
Whats your #
I have no problem calling you.
do you?


Gravatar Paris is nothing more than an ugly bigfoot, hooked nosed, wonky eyed, flat chested, no ass, freak with an Aryan fetish.


Gravatar Toilet Water | 08.19.06 - 6:37 pm | #
Go flush youself.


Gravatar NO one cares to have a debate with you about anything and you are wrong but that's ok.


Gravatar If Paris' album goes to number one, I swear I wil fly to America and personally slap everyone that buys it...

Because I am still fuming that her tired ass single hit the top 40.

Stop the insanity, goddamit!


Gravatar If Paris' album goes to number one

wouldn't surprise me. look at talladega nights. oh yay, will ferrell's 500th shitty movie, went to number 1. everyone in america's a sucker.


Gravatar You say Paris could "stop working" tomorrow. Working? Being a twit on a reality show is work? Appearing at clubs and having her picture taken is work? Recording dreck in which computers do the singing is work? Frolicking like the slut she is on videos is work? PULEEEEEZE!

there's a quote where she's like "i work SO hard" hahahahahaha... and oh yeah "i make all my own money." this bitch is the biggest liar on earth. god she is vile.


Gravatar How do you fix wonky eye. Pluck it out! It's in the Bible.


Gravatar anyway...to fix wonky-eye, she's gotta quit catchin cum with her eyelashes.
Niecy | Homepage | 08.19.06 - 12:15 am | #

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oh damn. caption winner!


Gravatar Im glad Im not the only one who has noticed the crazy eye!


Gravatar "One of these eyes is not like the other, one of these eyes is kinda' the same, one of these eyes is not like the other... now it's time to play our game"
Sesame Street - well she does sorta' look like Big Bird, with that beak.


Gravatar she looks extra fake and plastic...i man more so than usual...


Gravatar Malibu Man-

IF you live in Malibu....come on over and see his 3 Emmys.
We would live close to each other then.
I said my flat is in London honey,not South Hampton, and yes I know where that is too.
Whats your #
I have no problem calling you.
do you?
Toilet Water | 08.19.06 - 6:37 pm | #

This whole thing could just be a joke, in which case...carry on.

But if you're serious...holy shit lady!

It only takes a few Google & IMDb searches to find out who this 3-time Emmy winner who lives in Malibu and has a flat in London is. And I'm sure one of us is gonna be bored enough to look it up. Not me right now, because I'm in the process of getting drunk.

And when we find out who this great 3-time Emmy winner is, we're just gonna feel sorry for him because he has such a loser wife! Go back and read your desperate and pathetic comments. Do you think your husband would be proud?

Don't you have better things to do than to squabble with us little people? Or is your fabulous life really THAT empty?

Alls I gotta say is, instead of wasting time on the internet trying to impress us, maybe you should go and give your husband some extra blow job time. He's probably cheating on your ass as it is.


Gravatar Miso too funny, too true, tToilet water aint getting fucked hard enough, her "Emmy" winning husband has a young beautiufl mistress anyway on the side and she knows it. With a name like toilet water, what do you expect--she is so full of shit. I bet next she is going to tell us how beautiful she is, post a pic Toilet Water of your beautiful face in your beautiful Malibu pad. Lying bitch.
first the lawyers wife makes a comment that her husband has a good income, (but only because TW was insulting everyone on here saying we are all poor etc.) so the attorneys wife called her on it, then toilet water comments back, and low and behold, what do you know??? Toilet Water is supposedly rich too, with a Emmy winning husband and all the trappings to boot., Then Malibu man calls her on some shit, and what do you know.....SHE lives in malibu TOO!!! WOW!! Imagine that, who'd of thunk it!!! next someone should comment back saying they are flying to the plantet Pluto, and TW will be going there also next week, After she leaves her flat in London of course. Rolls eyes....

If i had to choose, i would have a tendancy to belive the attorneys wife before her.
But hell, they could both be lying.


Gravatar On the local radio station in my town you could vote for which song could be a "Future Hit". A few weeks ago it was either Stars are Blind or something else. It only got 2% of all the votes.


Gravatar At the local radio station in my town you can vote for a song to be a "Future Hit". A few weeks ago it was either Stars are Blind or some other one. Stars are Blind only got 2% of the votes.


Gravatar How do you fix wonky eye? You punch it really, really hard. It may not necessarly fix Paris's eye but I bet the person doing the punching feels really, really good.


Gravatar Normally, I would laugh at this, but I'm sad to say that I also have a wonky eye.

Yes, it's true.


Gravatar IT LOOKS LIKE HER FACE IS ABOUT TO SAG RIGHT OFF OF HER. OR HER SKIN IS SAGGING. EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW W. SHE'S GROSS, NOT ATTRACTIVE AT ALL, NO "GOOD LOOKS" HERE!


Gravatar She looks beautiful in these pics and it must be hard to be a hater...but some people need it maybe they feel comfortable about doing to hate and to run down other people


Gravatar She looks beautiful in these pics and it must be hard to be a hater...but some people need it maybe they feel comfortable about doing to hate and to run down other people
Maria | 08.20.06 - 4:44 am | #
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Some people might live vicariously through her and take offence at people laughing at her on a gossip blog because they are birds of a feather. A couture, smutty wonky eyed big bird has that affect on some people.
If she were actually a nice person, we could cut her some slack but this is the same person that mocks others.


Gravatar beautiful? if that's beautiful, i'm going gay


Gravatar she looks nice in these pics, however there is a difference, a HUGE difference between looking nice, and being born beautiful. Yes paris has nice hair, nicely applied makeup, pretty "blue" eyes, nice clothes, pretty jewlrey etc. she LOOKS nice, admit it, she does. However, she is not beautiful, naturally or otherwise, Grace Kelly was BORN beautiful. Charlize Theron is naturally beautiful. Period. Paris and Nikki Hilton, Lindsay Lohan, Brooke Hogan, Hillary Duff, Ashlee Simpson, etc. Hell even Kim stewart they can ALL look nice at times. these girls can all LOOK nice, but they are hardly beautiful. they are all maybe cute, or plain, even homely birds, but they have BEAUTIFUL FEATHERS. I know this concept will be very hard for paris fans to understand, they don't understand real beauty-aka the timeless beauty of Grace kelly, or her equally beautiful granddaughter Charlotte. They just understand fake,fake, fake, fake, shallow, fake hair,fake blue eyes, tons of fish lips botox, tons of plastic surgeries,expertly applied makeup, photoshop, type of "beauty."
(I still don't understand why Paris does not fix that nose, even in these pics, her nose is still hideous.)


Gravatar Her actual eyes are dark brown.


Gravatar whore.


Gravatar i think she looks ok in these pics

*ducks and runs*


Gravatar THIS WHOLE STORY REEKS OF FISH!!!!


Gravatar its amazing how anything that seems nice once that bitch wears it , it loox trashy .. just like those channel earings EW they look like shit on her ..


Gravatar Don't know how people can think she looks good, when she has such an ugly personality.


Gravatar Oh please! Paris is a beauty, her face is unlike no other. I can't believe people say she's not pretty, put her pic next to Britney, that will end that! Her face is beautiful, no matter what color her contacts are. It's different, and she will be 'hot' for sometime to come, she knows how to make money, that's for sure.


Gravatar Aon must be on paris's payroll.
since when are lazy brown eyes and hooked noses beautiful?
Her nose reminds me of my Johnson,
big, long, thick, & hooked.

I would fuck her, but i would wear a condom on my member, and put a paper bag over her head. And thank god her face is "like no other." don't want to have to look at her herpes infested face and coochie any more than I have to.


Gravatar seriously she is fug

she has a disgusting nose and lips.. the wonky eye, fake eye color, fake hair color, she's too tall and skinny, DISGUSTING ASS, and let's not forget her disgusting vagina

i say we send her to iraq and let them deal with her


Gravatar ewww as if she wasn't ugly enough, whats she done with her lips, why is everyone trying to look like fish lips Jolie? I don't get it. Whatever happened to NATU-RAL???


Gravatar there has not been anything natural on paris hilton since she around 12.


Gravatar SHE LOOKS LIKE THE FEMALE VERSION OF BEAVIS! LOL! WONKA WONKA!


Gravatar her lips are looking bigger


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