First bitches!!!
You'd think Antonio would divorce that by now!
I think if she and Farrah Fawcett are ever locked in the same room together there may be some kind of critical mass implosion
Yuck yuck and yuck again.....cigarettes ruin your skin
Antonio sold his soul to marry her. Become a american succes by marrying her at her prime.
I believe she really loves Antonio-I believe he will never leave because of their little girl-I could live that lie.
Tattoos look sad on old people: "See! I was cool once!"
Aw, I feel bad for her. Not a fan at all, but she's come a long way with the rehab and stuff.
Jesus, I must be getting all soft and shit in my old age.
Buzzzted
That first shit is SO DAMN TIRED I have been first in the past but chose to post a comment instead of that FIRST.
Melaine is a CRACKTRESS. Crack destroys whatever beauty a woman has (bought and paid for).
God she looks SO much better! I love Melanie...I think she's a fab actress and person.
what is she 70 or something her mom looks way better but then her mom was not a whore and there was this rumer her husband wanted to leave and she told him if leaves she w'll kill her self what ever
Get some work done before you hit the streets mel, god!
I can't look at older women it depresses me -- I'd rather bash the ones younger than myself!
I remember when Mel ran out and got that tattoo....
she was so jealous of Angelina working with Antonio on Original Sin (??) in Mexico and seeing Angelina just got her Billy Bob tattoo on HER arm....Idiot had to have one too....because thats how you really show love.
Oh and she looks high in this pic.
Hag
Ew... yes she does looks horrible. She is getting meth face. VERY skanky.
OMG, she's a freaking mess. She looks at least ten years older than she is. Farrah looks younger.
she looks halfway decent here- I'll nere have any respect for her ever again (like I did before?) after seeing her light her daughter's cigarrette....what a fucking LOSER!
See ladies.. stay off drugs, cigs, alcohol and outta the sun..!
is that tat for real? blech, where's her anchor (a la popeye)?
melanie looks like a tired old whore...and she gets no love from me for encouraging her 17 dausghter to smoke...i guess she wants her kid to be a hag just like mommy....
Did you mean the Collagen Awards? She would definitely win big there!
Tuchkin -- is that why she got that lame as thing?
cypress -- yes I know, but God, there' like nothing left after you eliminate those!
omg.. worst tattoo ever
I know why she can get a job in Hollywood.
Really, I do.
But I will never accept it.
That includes Darryl Hannah too.
Talent-less twats.
i wonder how often she takes it in the ass to get antonio to stay with her? 
she needs to grow older gracefully instead of fighting mother nature.
if she allowed herself to age naturally instead of trying to recapture her youth, she'd look better. to me.
Is this Firecrotch's mother??? cuz it looks like she has more freckles than Blohan's freckled puss.
She looks pretty good here, but that is the "worst" tacky tatto ever!
Tushkin
I agree Mel looks plenty baked. In the first pic, the whites of her eyes are pink.
See ladies.. stay off drugs, cigs, alcohol and outta the sun..!
cypress
But those things are fun! In moderation to be sure. They say you get the face you deserve. Et voila!
Why do they all turn into The Joker?
She HAS loooked a lot worse.
And she DOES look like my grams.
that tattoo lookes like it was done in prison!
oh, and how the hell did she manage to not lose antonio to angelina? all i can figure is angelina must not have wanted him!
Tattoos look sad on old people: "See! I was cool once!"
Randi | 08.19.06 - 5:10 pm | #
hahaha
Have you ever thought about how in 30-40 years, there will be old ladies named Brandy and Destiny in nursing homes with tattoos and belly button rings?
At least she deflated her lips somewhat
Art Chic | Homepage | 08.19.06 - 5:30 pm | #
You're just pissed because you're 10th. . .
The tattoo's way too big for an arm like that and for a person like Melanie - something smaller would be better.
And yeah, MK's right - she could look a lot worse - any paler and stretched out and she'll be Courtney Love.
that tattoo lookes like it was done in prison!
Anorexorcist | Homepage | 08.19.06 - 9:17 pm | #
Memo to Angie: Take a good look at this mess. PLEASE no more tattoos.
GO YANKEES 
That tat is so pathetic. She got it back when Antonio was a big sex symbol -- "see, he's mine!" All it does is make her look like a branded heifer. I've seen classier tats on 60-year-old biker women.
llsa, I agree. That tat is in no way sexy or attractive.
She had to get a BIGGER and better tattoo of Antonio's name on her arm,then the Billy Bob tat that Angie had on hers.
She was supposedly on the set every minute when they worked together...she was having a melt down over it.
I think now that she is an older woman, she show start to act it. I mean "has been" comes to my mind.
She, like most of the older Holly-Dolly-Bollywoods, she has had her damn day!
Antonio is damn sexy and handsome and she is terrified some young sexy thang will eat him all up...
Mel, if I were you, I would watch your man!!!
I would even eat him all up!!!
Heh-heh-heh...Go Tony!!!
Farrah's fix up looks much better than Melanie's. Maybe she should go to Farrah's doctor and get fixed
uuuuw what a an ugly thing what ever
She doesn't smile big anymore cuz her lips curl up at the edges and makes her look like The Joker
At least she doesn't have those huge collegen lips any more. They made her look ridiculous. I think she looks pretty good!!
Still can't BELIEVE this was Tess McGill. She was HOT in WORKING GIRL!
One of life's little mysteries:
Antonio and Angie make a movie together and he and Melanie are STILL married. But Angie was head over heels in "love" with BBT at that time. Still, makes you wonder. I bet everytime when Melanie sees or hears about Angie, she points to that hideous tattoo and says, Well,That bitch didn't get MY man.
GO YANKEES
she looks nice for her age, ive seen other 40+ year olds look way worse. The tatoo is stupid on her though. Wait till all the other peps out there and get old and start looking stupid with all there ''was kewl'' tatoos. Glad i did'nt.
Everybody gets old, unless they die from a disease or accident. It is totally repugnant to see sagging tatoos on ppl. who think they will be forever young. Young ppl, I guess, have no idea of how disgusting they will look in 20 yrs. with all that sagging ink! Believe me, I have seen too much of it in the medical field. When you are under anesthesia, you should hear the laughter and comments made about the bodies who are paralyzed. Yes, ppl will be ppl, and they talk.
so just in case you didn't get it the last time, melanie wants to remind you that she has a ridiculous fugly tattoo.
I remember when Mel ran out and got that tattoo....
she was so jealous of Angelina working with Antonio on Original Sin (??) in Mexico
Tushkin | 08.19.06 - 6:29 pm | #
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that still tickles me that angelina jolie has pussy that powerful, she makes sane women do crazy things. she's gorgeous, but wow.. the amount of envy she causes in other women blows my mind.
She does look much better here than she has of late.
Still, she uses a heavy hand while applying her make-up.
IMO, make-up in lighter, more natural shades and lighter textures will look less aging on her fair skin complexion.
Miss Griffith was a "partier" in her youth.
"Partying" exerts a serious toll on one's looks and mental well being!
Her eyes look strange. And what's up with all the different 'awards' in Hollywood? Celebs seem to be giving themselves pats on the back for everything these days.
Her mother looks better:
http://thumbsnap.com/v/PhiNq5mF.jpg
Latent-Image | 08.20.06 - 3:35 am | #
You sound like an absolute asshole who has no business in the medical field.
You sound like an absolute asshole who has no business in the medical field
Jenn | 08.20.06 - 11:59 am
I was just thinking the same thing..are these people not trained to deal with the sick and the dying. Do they have this much time on their hands that they can stand around and make fun of patients.
Please tell us what hospital this is ......I don't want to go there.
Latent-Image is just telling the truth.
Sometimes doctors and nurses talk shit about you right in your face, and you don't know it because it's a bunch of medical jargon & abbreviations. For example,
"Give the FLK behind curtain 2 some baby aspirin PRN."
That means to give the FLK some baby aspirin 'pro re nata', which is Latin for 'as needed'.
Now, what's an FLK? A Funny Looking Kid. This is a legitimate med abbrev that you'll find in actual text books on the same list as 'PRN'.
Here's some other fun ones:
FFFF=Female, fat, 40, flatulent
FTW=Friggin Train Wreck
GOMER=Get Out of My Emergency Room
MFC=Measure For Coffin
PITA=Pain In The Ass
If you think that all doctors and nurses are all golden-hearted saints and paragons of virtue, you're living in an ER fantasy world.
I know that this is more information than you give a shit about.
Actually that is not more information then I give a shit about. I too work in the medical... fuckin ER to be exact and I can assure you we don not treat our patients like that.
Maybe some people act this way but not all of them do.
I used PITA on a daily basis to describe anyone who annoys me.
mel honey i w'll choose your mother over you even for her age
That tattoo is horrendous.
Jenn,
I couldn't agree with you more. I work for a plastic surgeon and if any one of us ever so much as uttered anything obnoxious about a patient we would be fired on the spot, not that we ever would. He on the other hand has no problem saying it to their faces and they still come back! He is the best though and does more tummy tucks than anybody in the country. The man has the hands of God.
she looks kinda good in that crappy wb show, twins.
As only someone who is older can appreciate, please tell her that the sag on her arm makes it look like she is in love with a woman named Antonia.
trashy pill popper
Antonio lost points in my book when he hooked up with this old bag. If she were a good person with common sense then I could easily say "Hey, he went for what's inside and didn't care how she looked". But she's nothing but a simple minded skank who has no business raising kids when she has the mind of one.
She looks like she has no idea what's going on in this pics. She has a glazed look to her. She's such a bag of old wrinkly smoke smelling bones!
Her lips have finally settled down - much better!
There are much better looking women out there that are her age. (49) She is not aging well at all.
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