firecrotch!
is that fucking Dina smoking around her "asthmatic" daughter?
yep her body is not atractive... hell there are hotter sweet ass chicks in porn, i never get the fascination with these celebrities.. to a point yes, but she is not that hot!
Blah............
I had a hotter body at that age!
Holy Fuck, her body is horrible! I'd love to kick her fuckin ass! Whore better not EVER show her face in Dallas, Texas! She reminds me of a girl I beat up years ago at InterVoice.
Ewwww--just---EWWWWWWWW!
what's up with her belly always being so swollen? for being as thin as she is, she should be all hipbones. And that ass is nasty, too (doesn't help that it's eating her bikini).
i HATE THAT BIKINI!!! its so tacky, leopard print? give me a fucking break. she's busting out and needs to get a bigger top. i know she cant help it, but why is her bellybutton so high on her stomach?
Is that that hag Rachel Zoe in the last pic??
looks like it- the girl smoking
I dont see whats so horrible about her body- looks fine to me
ZOE! I want to introduce that skank to Botox asap
lindsay looks like she has a penis, imo. i think its the combo of no hips/no ass/big (fake) boobs. and those freckles. ick.
shes beyond vile.
also, im not sure if that is rachel zoe. not annorexic enough.
Her body looks fine - actually pretty damn good. Unless of course, you're a homosexual male - but then no female body looks good to you, right?
Think these pics are from couple months ago. Seen em on other blogs.
I remember a clip of how emotional LL got when her castmates spoke highly of her from that Prairie movie.
Put yourself in her shoes, her parents are a mess, a MESS. Yeah, she's been "blessed" in some areas - looks,wealth - but they're superficial areas. In reality, this poor girl is broke. Her mom appears to alternate between using her and looking after her. Her dad is in jail. She works in one of the toughest industries in the world. And now she's got blogs attacking her daily. Is she a saint? - hell no. But the girl could use some love - not hate.
Just my opinion.
I don't think her belly button is that high it's just her fucking bottoms are about as low as you can wear them without showing your clit.
Geez!
c'mon now MK! She has a great body, you have to at least give her that! I mean, you rag on Nicole because she's too thin, then on Lindsey because her body is healthy and proportionate...I don't get it sometimes.
That girl needs hip implants to balance the boobs. That's NOT natural!
stopallthehating | 08.19.06 - 5:27 pm | #
Yes, point taken but there are a lot of kids out there with the same problems and then some who don't have what she has. She has the opportunity to change her life for the better and she fucks it up.
She's not the only person with a dad in jail. Some kids are younger than her, with a mother who is on drugs and whose boyfriends come around and beat, rape, drug the kids. Those poor kids don't have a hope in hell and Lindsy is supposed to get my sympathy?
How many people, put in her shoes, wouldn't take the opportunity and run with it, make the most of it, and make sure they never went back to their old horrible life?
Muriel,
MK is a gay man. He doesn't like any female body.
Duh.
I am all for thinking she got implants, but when did she get them? Bitch has been out partying every night for the last 700 days with her boobs hangin out.
I'm not saying mine is better because I have no ass either, but that doesn't mean I have to lie and say Lindsey's body is hot.
It aint hot at all. She is pale as shit, skinny in all the wrong places, and bloated in the others. Ick!
She looks like Mariah in these pictures. A total mess.
Stopallthehating, I am with you. I do feel bad for some of these girls. I mean, I work hard to stay in shape and look good, but I can't even imagine what life would be like if my every impurity were under a public miscroscope. It's surreal. I am no Lohan fan, but she didn't even choose this life for herself.
Yeah but then again,
Well, there's always somebody worse off - unless of course the worst off bastard/bitch alive is ever identified?
Funny, how most people think if you have money, you don't deserve sympathy.
Does money buy you health? Love? Happiness? a loving family?
who doesn't see those implants?!
LOL.
stopallthehating, she brought that "hate" on herself via her own actions. She has the ability to make herself into a good person.
Money does make a difference -- she has the money and resources to make a whole different like, away from her fucked up family and nasty past. But she'd rather snort half of Columbia and dance on tables.
And there's no reason other people should sympathize with her if she makes those choices.
Dear Duh, I am a gay man myself...(sorry if the nick is misleading), but ragging on people of the opposite gender has nothing to do with sexuality or preferance...it has to to do with nastiness...Sorry if i am going off topic, but I think it's an emotional subject for everyone. I'm sick of being subjected to a bunch of walking stick figures in the media. I think we have all seen what Lindsey has looked when she was a twig...it wasn't pretty, so let's not criticize what aint broke...
I don't see why some people think she has such a great body.
im a guy and i really like her body. Big boobs and small hips are pretty much my ideal. The freckles are pretty nasty, but they still didnt stop me from jacking off to those pictures.
Seven,
Money is not a cure-all. Unfortunately, it can accelerate a downward spiral for a vulnerable person. Yeah, in a perfect world, all you would have to do with years of neglect/abuse is throw some money at the person. It's not that simple.
Stop all the hating.
Muriel, I hear what you're saying, but MK ragging on her body for having no ass kind of means she's still too thin.
stopallthehating | 08.19.06 - 5:39 pm | #
I never said her money was the reason she was better off than most. I said she has a lot more than most. You assume I meant money.
No, I don't believe money fixes things, but since you mentioned it she does have at least food and a place to live and I'm sure many many comforts that children out there today don't.
But what I MEANT was that she has a career, she has a chance to basically steer her life in any direction she chooses, she has people who I am sure if she ever reached out to would help her. Maybe not her mother, but you mean to tell me those people at SNL who intervened when they thought she was in trouble wouldn't be there again if she said look I need help.
She has so much there. If she just used it to do something other than invite cricism.
Yeah but then again,
Good points - all of them. I don't know exactly, but for some reason, I feel sorry for this girl.
Stop all the hating.
Damn, I bet Lindsay wouldn't even defend herself the way some of you do.
If she was so miserable she would pack up and go live in Namibia, get counselling, and do something else with her life.
I know she had it rough, but please. You guys act like we're picking on a dying creature. She CHOOSES to stay in her current position. The opinions of the blog reading community probably don't bother her as much as you think.
stopallthehating | 08.19.06 - 6:04 pm | #
I DO see where you're coming and I'll stop hating.
It's just hard to see how much sympathy people will give celebs (aka strangers) during their divorces, drug problems, etc. and I just hope we offer that same sympathy to people in our everyday lives who may also have it tough.
FYI,
I work with troubled youth for a living. I don't give a damn who you are or how much money you have. A person hurting, is a person hurting.
I use to like her but soon as she turned 18 she turned into a huge piece of shit.
straight guy -- thanks for the info.
Nikki -- so she can't choose her life as an adult? It's not too late for her to go to community college.
BTW -- R Zoe is much more ana. I think the slob on the left is Dina.
Muriel, I hear what you're saying, but MK ragging on her body for having no ass kind of means she's still too thin.
LJ
Girl has no ass, even if she gains weight it goes to her stomach. That is her body type. She looks fine. The fake tits are a bit over the top though. If she had her regular breasts, her ass wouldn't look too small.
Maybe she should invest more money to get a better looking body..god knows if I had her money I would look a hell of alot better then that
ZOO magazine has her on their list of 2006's sexiest bodies at #59. SHe beat Paris and Carmen Electra.
I remember a clip of how emotional LL got when her castmates spoke highly of her from that Prairie movie.
Put yourself in her shoes, her parents are a mess, a MESS. Yeah, she's been "blessed" in some areas - looks,wealth - but they're superficial areas. In reality, this poor girl is broke. Her mom appears to alternate between using her and looking after her. Her dad is in jail. She works in one of the toughest industries in the world. And now she's got blogs attacking her daily. Is she a saint? - hell no. But the girl could use some love - not hate.
Just my opinion.
stopallthehating | 08.19.06 - 5:27 pm | #
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I agree with this entire post.
I'm sorry, but I wouldn't call "acting" one of the toughest industries to work in. LOL This girl has a few problems at home, but who the hell doesn't. At least she has her money and her "things" to help her feel better. I don't feel sorry for her or anyone else that is rich one bit.
She has a great body.
Stopallthehating- You are one of those people in life who "gets it." Please visit my blog anytime and feel free to leave me a comment. I would love hearing from an insightful person such as yourself.
She has got to be Irish.. that is a Irish lass's "cat" lean hip body if I ever saw one. She's gonna be a classic looker if she'd just get serious about Exercise and diet, and control her drinking which causes bloat and unattractive fatty deposits all about her bod. But she looks healthier than she used to. Keep eating, but stop drinking and doing the drugs Linds.
is that fucking Dina smoking around her "asthmatic" daughter?
shell | 08.19.06 - 4:55 pm | #
Yep. Mother of the Year strikes again.
her body is not the best I've seen, but it's not horrible either. Her ass certainly is not as flat as Paris, but her legs are oddly shaped- I think that's it......
With parents like hers, this kid didn't stand a chance from day One.Dina should be reported to Social Services IMO.
i don't think her body looks that bad...she needs to work out and tone up...tragic that her mother feels the need to hang out with her teenage asthmatic daughter with a cigarette...
If that's Dina in the last pic, she's holding the camera backwards. LOL. Must be all the crack.
bit of a tummy bulge in some of the pics
It looks like mommy had some breast work done too! Guess then Lindse could say she inherited her chest size.
I say out of tone. I don't see dow chemica; - they seem to sag - that seems to betray need for support bra.
She does NOT have a better body than Carmen Electra.
Look real to me....
letinstar -- where did the limber chambermaid go?
If you look at the third picture you can see a man with man boobs! YUCK!
I don't know I think her tits are real. Look at Dina's it looks the same. They are too small and saggy to be fake. The fake ones look like bullets.
If that's Dina in the last pic, she's holding the camera backwards. LOL. Must be all the crack.
Melvin Gibsonberg aka Tang | 08.19.06 - 6:51 pm | #
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LiLo completely needs to learn how to flatter her skin tone.
God, her belly button is Really high. Look at the 2nd pic down after the text where she has her hand on her head.
That said, I think her bod is quite OK. But I do have to remember she's only 20 and has all the money and time in the world to hire trainers and get wraps.
MK nailed it. fake tits and no ass. and add no curves to that list. terrible! i'd have to be on crack to hit that shit.
i know she cant help it, but why is her bellybutton so high on her stomach?
LOL everyone keeps asking this
She works in one of the toughest industries in the world.
WRONG.. this girl could never keep regular job hours. she gets away with all this partying because these celebs do whatever they want. how many bikini pics have we seen of her? this bitch is on the beach every freakin' day!! every day is a vacation to her.
"toughest industry in the world"
Ok, maybe a misstatement. A big one. Getting paid millions for parttime work is not that bad.
Stopallthehating
Toughest industries? Only in the sense that it discards people like Lohan when they become too pathetic, as she is becoming.
She lives a vacation, sweetie -- drugs, money, free time and passes to wherever and whatever she wants. Her job barely infringes on that, even on the rare occasions when she isn't playing hooky.
It's only a "tough" industry if you're trying to get to the absolute peak, or if you're one of the many "little people" that Lohan treats like trash. Please be realistic about what Hollywood really is.
Why should I feel sorry for her? She's experienced nothing to deserve pity, except having a bad family.
Please don't act like we should feel sorry for her or excuse her many flaws, merely because she makes rotten decisions.
By the way, what I just said is not "hate." It is called being a realist, where the world is not all sunshine, clouds and happy puppies.
You make your bed, and you have to lie in it sooner or later. I don't hate Lindsay. I have contempt for her, because she is flushing a good life down the toilet, and then pleas for sympathy.
okay so finally, someone else agrees with me. im not really one to talk about good bodies on young people cuz im 18 and im chunky ... but for someone who can afford a personal trainer and what not, she looks like shit.
She lives a vacation, sweetie -- drugs, money, free time and passes to wherever and whatever she wants.
i guess this is what happens when your paernts suck ass
daddy's in jail. mommy's a party girl. daughter's trying to act cool to date older guys to make up for daddy. older guys use her for sex. it's quite pathetic.
She's fuckin gross. Doesn't she know you're supposed to go tanning before you go to the beach. She's obviously not from Jersey.
*Why should I feel sorry for her? She's experienced nothing to deserve pity, except having a bad family.*
You make that sound on par with having a little acne. Having a bad family is huge. HUGE.
Making it in Hollywood does not, repeat NOT, guarantee you a ticket out of your problems. The hollywood machine is not as great as you think. Yeah, she's got buckets of money thrown at her. She's also got creepy old men going after her. Ever see the pic of that old director with his hand on the back of her back thigh?
Ugh, enough.
Not a pretty girl. The work skanky comes to mind.
well that's sad about her bad family, but you think she could get smart and stop handling it in the worst way possible (sleeping with every older guys she sees, snorting coke, not eating, partying every day). i mean really... is it that hard to try to live a healthier lifestyle??
*i mean really... is it that hard to try to live a healthier lifestyle??*
Is it that hard to stop hating her?
Lindsay just needs to do squats. sure, she'll gain weight (oh horrors! shudder!) but it'll all be muscle, and she'll not only looked toned but she'll fit into clothes better.. shocker, even clothes that hollywood says she shouldnt wear cuz she's gained so much weight in gasp! muscle mass.
at least her booty and thighs ain't photoshopped like the tragedy that is victoria beckham's ass and thighs in that perfume ad. what the hell is that?
That said, I think her bod is quite OK. But I do have to remember she's only 20 and has all the money and time in the world to hire trainers and get wraps.
vampira | 08.19.06 - 7:17 pm | #
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i must respectfully call bullshit, ma'am. if that bod is the result of trainers, she should not only get her money back, but sue for punitive damages.
that bod is the result of fucking around all the time and doing coke. she's got a terminal case of the white girl ass... but it doesn't have to be that way.
unfortunately, she's in a sphere where people will dog you out for being a natural redhead with freckles. just totally classless, trashy, juveniles, nasty, drug-taking wastes of oxygen. if Lohan got booty all of a sudden, the hate would turn up 10fold.
Is that person's camera pointed in the wrong direction in that last pic?????
stopallthehatin -- if the family is a huge impact despite the fortune and success, then she needs to get her ass off the beach and into therapy to work on it. I'm sure you would agree with your background. How has therapy escaped her if it's 2nd to botox in her industry?
Smash -- LMAO. It ain't just Jersey! Ugh, if I knew I'd be snapped on a crowded beach and people may comment, I'd get my tan on first. BTW, she seems to be squatting in the most crowded place in Malibu. There are more secluded properties she could have rented.
Nita -- you misunderstood. I meant at face value it seemed OK, but then had to remind myself of her age and resources, so then not so OK.
Ugh, and please don't call me ma'am!
Nice ripples on the sides of her fake tits in the first pic! hah.
Mallory, the 18 year old understood me and didn't call me ma'am. Kudos to you Mallory!
Last post on this.
Why doesn't she seek therapy? Seeking help comes from self-love. It comes from an understanding that there is a better life out there for you. It comes from a belief that you DESERVE a better life. By the way, I'm not sure therapy is always the best route. A person just needs people/a person around that truly cares about them. To show them they are loved. That they matter. You can never underestimate the power of love. Consistent, unconditional love. It is the greatest healer of all.
Oh my eyes! It looks like a 10 year old boy from the belly button down! No curves...cover that frecked puss up Firecrotch.
she's dangerously close to Tara Reid territory .... her implants are already saggy and her face looks older than she is ... future train wreck!
Her butt is so flat I could set my beer on it.
Put yourself in her shoes, her parents are a mess, a MESS. Yeah, she's been "blessed" in some areas - looks,wealth - but they're superficial areas. In reality, this poor girl is broke. Her mom appears to alternate between using her and looking after her. Her dad is in jail. She works in one of the toughest industries in the world. And now she's got blogs attacking her daily. Is she a saint? - hell no. But the girl could use some love - not hate.
Just my opinion.
stopallthehating | 08.19.06 - 5:27 pm | #
IF I PUT MYSELF IN HER SHOES, I WOULDNT BE IN THESE CONDITION SHE IS IN, THE OMENY SHE MAKES IN "THE TOUGHEST INDUSTRY IN THE WORLD" WOUL SET ME FOR LIFE. I WOULDNT BE PISSING IT AWAY LIVING AT CHATEAU MARMONT, SHOPPING ON ROBERTSON OR HANGING OUT WITH LOSERS. THIS WRECK OF A HUMAN NEEDS TO SPEND SOME OF WHATS LEFT OF HER MONEY ON THERAPY TO SEE WHAY SHE CANT STAND HER OWN COMPANY AND STAY HOME. SHE GETS NO SYMPATHY HERE, SHE IS AN OVER INDULGED BRAT WITHA SHITTY ATTITUDE.
Stopallthehating, I am with you. I do feel bad for some of these girls. I mean, I work hard to stay in shape and look good, but I can't even imagine what life would be like if my every impurity were under a public miscroscope. It's surreal. I am no Lohan fan, but she didn't even choose this life for herself.
Nikki | 08.19.06 - 5:37 pm | #
SHE IS CHOOSING TO STAY IN THIS LIFE AN WHORE HER ASS ALL OVER TOWN, TAKE THE MONEY A RUN IF U DONT WANT TO BE IN THE SPOTLIGHT.
She looks pregos in the last photo.
i don't hate her, i just think she's really really immature. i hate paris hilton.
i guess this is what happens when your paernts suck ass
daddy's in jail. mommy's a party girl. daughter's trying to act cool to date older guys to make up for daddy. older guys use her for sex. it's quite pathetic.
SO SHE LEARNED NOTHING FROM THE EXAMPLE.
asses are gross anyways. big ones are only found on fat people. ew.
She looks pregos in the last photo.
no it's like when starving african babies' bellies stick out
vampira | 08.19.06 - 7:07 pm | #
Vampira, i switched computers and the other computer has a different email address....don't worry, i'm not retiring that tranny just yet! 
She has those same indentations like Pink does in her stomach....
if linds was a ghetto hoodrat with a bad family, there would be absolutely no sympathy for her....
letinstar -- good to know, cuz that's my fav position. LOL -- not really but I imagine your grav as a video waiting to happen. And I wanna see it on pornotube. Have you been? I watched a couple (male orgies LMAO -- everyone is comparing their peepee size), but did not click on Daddy. Daddy has sequels and he looks like Santa Claus. Little more booze and I'll be able to watch.
stopallthehatin -- all sarcasm aside, it's sad no one can help in that area, cuz she could have the world at her feet, but at the rate she's going, the world will be wiping her off its shoe. I thought her new beau was a good influence, so WTF? I have not watched his Youtube interview yet to see how clueless he is cuz crap, with my 'broadband' it will take 10 minutes to experience something unsatisfying. Same as sex with hubby -- JK......about 50% of the time.
she looked much better when she still had her babyfat oh, 15-20 pounds ago. i uh, spoke on this very subject in the britney comments. i've had a few cocktails since then...
Nikki | 08.19.06 - 5:37 pm | #
She may not have chosen this life for herself, but she's not eleven anymore. She's a woman, although not mature enough to be dignified with the term "adult."
But... she CHOOSES to remain in this life. We no longer live in the Middle Ages, where your parents decided what you'd do for the rest of your life, and you had no choice but to stay on that path. What her parents decided in the past has nothing to do with this.
With the amount of money she has, she could easily buy a nice big house, get a degree, and live the quiet life without having to do another day's work ever.
But she won't. She'll burn out anytime now, and quickly be forgotten. Again, why does she get sympathy for the choices she makes herself?
strap-on -- LOL right behind or next to you.
Liz -- I, for one, will definitely check out your site -- Positivity is my main goal in life...that's why I'm here.
are you guys sure that's dina with her? could just be melanie griffith.
straight guy -- was your jizz freckled?
Well, I can't really say anything. I had the same proportions at her age although my boobs are real. Childbirth took care of the narrow hips.
Because there is NOTHING else on right now, I am watching that stupid 70s show on VH1. I hated being a young child in the 70s. The only good thing about the 70s was when I visited my grandparents, they let me do whatever I wanted, I got Honeycomb cereal and they let me stay up to watch that KISS movie where they're in an amusement park.
Everything else about the 70s SUCKED. The clothes were f-ing heinous
would someone pleaseplease help me...i know someone asks this like every week, and i've never paid attention. i can't figure out where to paste my avatar link so it will show up on my posts. i didn't think i was old enough to feel so dorky on a saturday night...
Hey, it wasn't so long ago that she looked like this...
http://img245.imageshack.us/
my.p...ylohan02ho4.jpg
I'll take the pale, freckled skinny junkie over that 40-year old hagged out hooker any day!
vampira | 08.19.06 - 9:00 pm |
i have not been to pornotube...i will have to check that out....
if you haven't already noticed blowhan smokes like a chimney so does it really matter if her mother does it around her? i wish people would stop taking pictures of her.
Her belly button always looks so high b/c she waxes her pubes and wears her bikini bottoms down around her labia
I"m no fan, but she's got a nice body!
sorry pube baring bottoms already said it
The summer of "Lindsay" continues..... Damn! When does fall kick in?
GO YANKEES 
Nita -- you misunderstood. I meant at face value it seemed OK, but then had to remind myself of her age and resources, so then not so OK.
Ugh, and please don't call me ma'am!
vampira | 08.19.06 - 8:10 pm | #
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that's just it. i didn't think her body looked good at all. it isn't just the ass, thing. her belly is weird. everything is just... you know how Al Bundy used to have body, and it's kinda decayed, but it's still there if he worked it, but he doesn't? she's coasting on youth, now... but that body is a trainwreck waiting to happen because she's not taking care of it. i can deal with not seeing a completely flat belly, that's fine. that's NORMAL. but her's is distended in strange ways that look fucked up on a chick as thin as her. if she were 'big', it'd be one thing. she'd have an excuse. but she's not. she's a borderlinge toothpick with a couple curves.
she's not taking care of herself, and her body is the proof of it. her ass is droopier than the Tron dude -- and the sad thing is, everyone in her circle has the exact same ass. none of them have asses.
she's a couple added pounds of flesh and muscle and janet jackson's trainer away from being the sexiest woman in hollywood. but she won't do it. those freaks are ruining her.
and sorry about the 'ma'am'. that's my way of being respectful when disagreeing with a female. it was either that or a variation of 'bitch please'/'hell to the no, ho'... and i didn't wanna go there, cuz that would have been dumb.
I think she looks pretty average, honestly. not hot, but not shitty.
anyone else feel like a fucking lard ass after reading people nitpick a decent (but not great) looking body?
Actually this bikini looks better on her than the other ones she's worn this summer. But I still hate the bitch. And she's a worn-out trainwreck.
Professor Miss Grace Adler | 08.19.06 - 9:43 pm | #
paste your avatar link in the url box and use the e mail address you used when you signed up for your avatar.
Worst body in Hollywood...she gives Star Jones, Tori Spelling, and Tara Reid all a run for their money. She is the very definition of "rode hard and put away wet".
did anyone notice the guy in the back of the third pic has bigger boobs than blohan
I don't feel like a lardass, I AM a lardass. And I'm eating as we speak. Yum.
anyone else feel like a fucking lard ass after reading people nitpick a decent (but not great) looking body?
she's not fat.. in fact she's way too skinny. she looks like shit with no curves.
she's not taking care of herself, and her body is the proof of it. her ass is droopier than the Tron dude -- and the sad thing is, everyone in her circle has the exact same ass. none of them have asses.
hers and paris's are disgusting... i can't imagine hitting that doggy style. i might go flaccid
Anorexorcist | 08.19.06 - 10:29 pm | #
okay, i can't make fun of your creepy av anymore, haha! this is a pain in the ass!
Shit. Blohan's body is not hot. My body is better looking than that bitch and I could be here mom. 
i mean, i don't see any asses that flat in real life... what is wrong with these ho's?
Aw. Lindsay's alright, just a little lost right now. I feel for her.
Can't we save all our hate for Paris? I am 90% sure Paris is the anti-Christ. Well either her or that nutjob over in Iran who is trying to cause the Apocalypse.
blohan should just give up acting and make partying her career. it's worked so far for tara reid.
Is that person's camera pointed in the wrong direction in that last pic?????
Krista | 08.19.06 - 8:06 pm | #
ha ha i think so, but i don't have a digital camera...
what is with this trend of wearing the bottoms so freaking low?? 'tis creepy and unattractive -- shortens the legs and makes the tummy...weird as you can see.
Nice Hermes cuff on her wrist though. LOVE THE ORANGE CUFF!!!
SHE AND PETE DOUGHERTY SHOULD GET TOGETHER
I wonder what her dirtstar looks like? Do you think it is a clean smooth pink or is filthy dirt with dingle berries, scabs and puss?
ewwww
I could do without that imagery.
Back from my fab night out.
Nita, the bullshit remark before the ma'am threw me off -- don't usually see the two mixed. Are you Southern? I've known many a fine Southern woman who called me ma'am out of their upbringing despite my pleas.
Sadly, the pimply boy at Starbucks began calling me ma'am at 25.
Who said noone has an ass that flat in real life? How many white women have you been around? I only gained some booty after my baby.
letinstar -- please give me a review of the Daddy series. And check out Real Orgy. Two super-sized guys are wackin it and then camera cuts to a happy meal staring enviously at them while he gets some servicing on a sheetless mattress. Love it
OakRaiderFan-- Fall officially ends when Lindsay stops wearing bikinis per Farmers Almanac.
Who said noone has an ass that flat in real life?
i meant the DROOP in her ass
trash!!!!!!
celebrity-hater -- Well, yeah, droop could easily be fixed with her petty cash.
Off to feed the raccoons.....
it really is amazing...
the rapid speed lindsay aquired tara reid slutbag alcaholic partying reputation.
shes on a DOWNWARD spiral and her mother needs to stop being her best friend and start being a real mother.
perhaps mommy dina is too blinded by the money and lifestyle her daughter provides for her.
I am not the one to talk about bodies or anything, but hers isn't the greatest, if she didn't have fake ta-tas you would of never known that was a female body. she is straight up and down like a arrow....
so she should find a bikini more flattering to her odd shape, thats all
she is fat eww
now that other chicks bud is hot is that dina?
james brown -- saw you at Hard Rock bout 10 years ago. No you should not be talkin about bodies!!
even if it is a digital camera dont they have lenses that zoom in on the front too? or am i crazy
me thinks the idea behind the digital retort is that she turned the camera around to see the fug pic she took. but on my, and i assume most, digitals one can see the pic on the same side. maybe she has some cheap wacko korean job or she is just checking her teeth in the lens or, more likely, she's just drunk and confused and on the beach with her druggy daughter.
it really is digusting that "adult" men are willing to have sex with her, or the olsen twins.
celebrity hater -- what actual adult has had sex with any of them?
lindsay has had sex with a lot of men.. and the olsen twins had like 23 year old boyfriends right
and paris hilton has had lots of sex. man, us guys need to be more selective. just further proof that any female can get laid..
celebrity hater -- I mean this most respectfully, but very wealthy 23 year olds are not adults like the rest of the population. They will probably reach adulthood when they are rounding 40.
even if it is a digital camera dont they have lenses that zoom in on the front too? or am i crazy
takingbacksunday | 08.20.06 - 1:55 am | #
It looks exactly like the Sony Cybershot I have.
This one:
http://www.bristolcameras.co.uk/....uk/
sonyt33.htm
Fuck, I enlarged that last pic to check out the camera. Is Lindsay a cutter?!?!? Check her left arm!
Breasts look real to me *shrug*
She kinda moley.
I don't understand these Hollywood skainklets that get massive breasts and then have NO ass.
Get some pad-a-panties (you can find them on the back pages of EBONY magazine), ass implants or SOMETHING and balance the insanity out.
Jesus!
What the hell is she doing to her left arm?!?
What the hell is she doing to her left arm?!?
looks like a little self-harm eh
celebrity hater -- I mean this most respectfully, but very wealthy 23 year olds are not adults like the rest of the population.
i know, that's why i said "men"
those aren't cuts... they're like rug burns huh. maybe she was hitting her arm with something
looks like a little self-harm eh
celebrity hater | 08.20.06 - 3:55 am | #
Are those burns? Too wide to be cuts?
Weird.
does anyone notice in the 3rd picture, the guy sitting on the left bottom corner... his knockers are almost as big as lohans. hahaha.
how come this bitch looks cracked out in every pic? lol
Gawd, this bitch is repulsive.
this chick stays with cuts and bruises on her ass...either she bruises easily or is a super freak; i think its the latter.
i don't understand how she lost her hips when she lost weight; she looks like a completely different person and not for the better.
i really used to like her too...sigh.
she should put implants in her ass.
she has a DISGUSTING body.. and her freckles - ugh... dont get me wrong im not slating people with freckles - i have them myself but idont look like that!!! strictly face and lower arms..and not ginger! she has spent far too long in the sun she needs like factor 999
bad family problems?
oh come on.. if she doesnt like it she can go to one of her other 5 houses.. shes not with them day in day out in a small house where they all treat her like shit every minute.
she has a fantastic life and most people would do ANYTHING to be in her situation.. and they wouldnt be acting like her.
fashion sense - ew, hire a stylist
cuts on her arms look like chicken scrathes - where u scratch with ur nail in the same place until it bleeds and it ends up lookin just like that....
i like her music and i like some of her movies... but i cant stand her.. she is a train wreck
I don't understand these Hollywood skainklets that get massive breasts and then have NO ass.
TheBreakdown | Homepage | 08.20.06 - 3:11 am | #
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that's how those white boys and pervy old jewish men like them.
she'll be the redheaded version of Tara Reid in less than five years...
Back from my fab night out.
Nita, the bullshit remark before the ma'am threw me off -- don't usually see the two mixed. Are you Southern? I've known many a fine Southern woman who called me ma'am out of their upbringing despite my pleas.
Sadly, the pimply boy at Starbucks began calling me ma'am at 25.
Who said noone has an ass that flat in real life? How many white women have you been around? I only gained some booty after my baby.
letinstar -- please give me a review of the Daddy series. And check out Real Orgy. Two super-sized guys are wackin it and then camera cuts to a happy meal staring enviously at them while he gets some servicing on a sheetless mattress. Love it
vampira | 08.20.06 - 12:26 am | #
Midwestern. Home of 'fat and flat', as in 'how can one's ass be fat and flat at the same time?' Answer: who knows, must be the water.
southern women are a trip. i can deal with 'ma'am'. it's 'honey' and 'sugar' and 'sweetie' that drive me over the edge. ha. it's worse when it's from a guy, though. now that's disrespectful.
if you got the booty after the baby, that's cool. bodies trying to tell us something LOL so many men actually prefer asslessness, though, boggles my mind. i always thought they were latent homosexuals or peds.
i'll just pretend i never read about the real daddy series.
Lisa | 08.20.06 - 8:36 am | #
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so tara reid has the coke hookup, and that's why people continue to party with her in spite of her having done nothing of worth since the turn of the century?
tara used to have 'it'.
and poor lindsay, she could still have 'it'. i blame her nasty mom. Lindsay needs to wake up and look over her accounts, before she ends up like Gary Coleman and Macauley Culkin and Patty Duke and the Beaver, money-wise...
Her mom is the same calibre of selfish bitch as Tori Spelling and Jon Benet Ramsey's moms. Lindsay needs to cut her loose, get as far away from hollywood as possible for like a year, away from the people and the parties and the hangers-on and the nasty pervy coke enablers, and do some Angelina Jolie type mission work. Lindsay isn't completely lost yet, but she will be if she doesn't cut and run while she still can.
is that fucking Dina smoking around her "asthmatic" daughter?
shell | 08.19.06 - 4:55 pm | #
maybe she's got that really mild form of asthma, the kind that only acts up when you don't feel like being on set.
Is that that hag Rachel Zoe in the last pic??
Anonymous | 08.19.06 - 5:12 pm | #
OMG! Have you seen the latest Cosmo? There's a picture of that freak in there photochopped all to hell. Betsy "Hagface" Johnson, too. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Her belly button always looks so high b/c she waxes her pubes and wears her bikini bottoms down around her labia
little gloria | 08.19.06 - 10:03 pm | #
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And she has a really short waist. The pube baring bottoms only accentuate it.
is that her mom w/ the camera in the last pic? her mom is WAY hotter then her.
Visibly fake boobs. She is just a sleestack!
HASNT THE WORLD SEEN ENOUGH OF HER TITS ALREADY?
she'll be the redheaded version of Tara Reid in less than five years...
Lisa | 08.20.06 - 8:36 am | #
AT THE RATE SHE IS GOING I GIVE IT 5 MONTHS.
the rapid speed lindsay aquired tara reid slutbag alcaholic partying reputation.
shes on a DOWNWARD spiral and her mother needs to stop being her best friend and start being a real mother.
perhaps mommy dina is too blinded by the money and lifestyle her daughter provides for her.
jane doe | 08.20.06 - 1:19 am | #
MOMMY IS PART OF THE PROBLEM, SHE PARTIES JUST AS HARD AS LOBLOW.
SHE NEEDS TO DUMP HER MUTHER AN GO INTO DETOX WITH HEAVY THERAPY.
Anyone with any sense of what a beautiful female body is supposed to look like would realize that this girl has the body of a 10 year old. She just happens to have boobs. I think the reason she flaunts her boobs so much is because she has nothing else going for her. Her tits aren't fake. I have big tits, and people think mine are fake sometimes, I've gotten good at making the distinction between real and fake. She has nice tits, but they're not fake. It is possible to have nice tits without them being fake. But yeah she has a complete lack of hips. It really is ugly.
she looks like tara reid
waiting... patiently.
LOL at MK...pray for a tsunami quote....u outbitch us all
Her boobs are pretty obviously fake. If you look at the 1st pic you can clearly see the ripples on the side of the implant bag. She got them put back in when she was hospitalized last year for 'exhaustion' or 'asthma attack,' or some other made-up reason. This is the girl who freely admits to lying to the press about her personal life, so why should her health be any different?
Here's some good Lindsay footage:
http://www.myheavy.com/video.php...d=781&
type=user
I submitted this to MK, so don't be surprised if it ends up on dis site'n'shit...
I think she has a mans lower body - very manly hips & stomach...kinda weird...she used to look very curvy and like an actual WOMAN! I think her attitude needs a make-over too if I am to believe half of whats being said about her.
I am so sick of this jacked up whore. It's time for her to die in a fire
shes a buchiati!
her body doesn't suck completely. I mean the only thing she has going for her is her fake boobs and her lean arms. Otherwise shes a goner. But she does have a nasty lower body. I mean she does have a gut--but that is expected from all the booze she drinks. And her ass is non existent. Actually she does have a manly lower body. Her legs have no definition in them what's so ever. And her hips are very square. She's not curvy what's so ever. But she is oh supposidly so hot. I just don't get it. What does anyone see in her? Besides being easy and loaded...
That's why her tits are so obviously fake. Women w/tits tend to have curvy hips and ass. Not all women, mind, but most. Oh hell, bitch has fake tits I know it, the world knows it and Blohan needs to know it. DIAF.
she looks like she has gas. bad gas.
Lol @ people feeling sorry 4 a coke addict whore! Lmao
I've learned to stop hating and love the Lohan lately because I've rediscovered that the kid's an OK actress. With that said, her mother is a cunt and her father is a prick, so that's why Lohan knows drama and works it well onscreen. She needs therapy and probably realizes it, but I know what it's like to have a childish, selfish bitch of a "loving" mother...it's hard to escape from that just at 20 years old. I'll reserve my hate for Dina's trashy ass from here on out.
I can't WAIT for the day that little family split goes public. I see it coming, and when it happens, LiLo just might be on her way to what she wants to be.
Worst body of all time
Has anyone ever told her she's ugly?
Seems like everybody loves to hate on Lindsay....which is their right...but I still think she is very hot...she can sing, she can act, and that red hair drives me wild...at 20, she hasn't felt the necessity to "work out" yet...but considering..her body is nice...and she has sex appeal...I bet she secretly likes the "firecrotch" moniker...
What is up with those "MAN-boobs" in picture #3? Check out the dude sitting next to her on her left. What the hell is that???
SHE NEEDS A SPANKING.
NAUGHTY LITTLE GINGERBREAD COOKIE.
SHE HAS SUCH A HOT LITTLE BODY.
LOVE HER!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Uh........ everyday, there are three or four items discussing this girl.
She must be important?
Anyhow, I don't see the implants.
Her boobs look natural to me. I can't tell if her breasts are made of foam rubber based on these pics.
She has no ass but..I thought that was the ideal body type for a certain type of person?
Man, her boobs are real. They dont look fake at all, and her body is ok. I'm just glad she put on a little weight. She looks much better.
She has the same ass as Michael Douglas!!!!!!!!
vampira | 08.20.06 - 12:26 am |
i'll get right on that...
I HATE how her teeth cave in. Too many BJ's?
Doesn't this poor girl have a single self-protective bone in her overworked body?!! Wouldn't anyone else in her position hole up at home--or at least in some expensive, privacy protecting spa enclave--long enough to put the hounds off the scent, and clean up her own scent, etc.? It's fucking unbelievable that anyone with one last firing neuron would knowingly continue to expose herself this way...in the words of Dolly Parton in 9-5 "I jist don't git it, Dwayne".
LINDSEY: GO HOME!! LOCK THE DOOR! GET A FEW HOURS SLEEP, TAKE A SHOWER, WATCH SOME BAD TV...ANYTHING!
She looks good, but she's fake from head to toe. She's not even a real redhead anymore. Her hair faded to brown when she was like 14.
OK Lindsay is pale and shit but her body is not tHAT bad! Half of these kids walking ARound here nowadays are FAT ASS MCDONALDS ADDICTED Whales!
Lindsay is an actress,,,get off her FIrecrotch if you dont like it. Better than Paris stankin ass.
why so much hate for someone who doesnt even know u exist?
GET A LIFE people
She looks like Strawberry Shortcake if she were to become a crack addict, alcoholic, and a prostitute.
HAVE MERCY | 08.20.06 - 9:01 pm | #
Is that you, Uncle Jesse?
She looks like Squeaky Fromme.
I can't believe people are saying oh boo hoo she works in acting, it's so tough.
Girlfriend needs to go teach middle school in the inner city. She'll be BEGGING to go back to her life in three seconds.
it looks like the lady in that last pic has the camera backwards.....or am i just visually challenged?
Bitch is pregnant
Oh my god!!! Her dirt-star... too delicious to verbalize!!!! Sorry Yalies...
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