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First for real.
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08.21.06 - 1:47 pm | #
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So what?
MizRo |
08.21.06 - 1:47 pm | #
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Tradition.
Donkey |
08.21.06 - 1:48 pm | #
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I hate them both. Let em split.
Who the hell cares?!!
Love the photo!!
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08.21.06 - 1:50 pm | #
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sooooo tired of this stuff. lame lame lame
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08.21.06 - 1:50 pm | #
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Angie may be going back to an ex with a larger penis...Jenny Shimizu.
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08.21.06 - 1:50 pm | #
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Bullshit!
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08.21.06 - 1:51 pm | #
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What the fuck is that picture?! HAHAHAHAHAHAH!
StoneyB |
08.21.06 - 1:51 pm | #
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oh wait! ........don't care.
witcyn |
08.21.06 - 1:52 pm | #
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Lainey discussed this already...read her blurb:
www.laineygossip.com
Donkey |
08.21.06 - 1:52 pm | #
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Everyone knew this shit wouldn't last. Angie can snag 'um but she can't keep 'um!
StoneyB |
08.21.06 - 1:53 pm | #
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Let's talk about me.
Jennifer Love Hewitt |
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08.21.06 - 1:53 pm | #
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Angie confided to her friend: "When we first met, Brad would tongue-punch my dirt-star with such passion and energy. Now I have to finger my own asshole.
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So I haven't been around in forever. Is the Jen and Vince thing official then?
Rabies |
08.21.06 - 1:55 pm | #
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you know it's bad if brad pitt seems like the rational one in the relationship.
prettykitty |
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08.21.06 - 1:55 pm | #
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I loathe BRANGELINA! I wish this were true.
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08.21.06 - 1:55 pm | #
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Jennifer is writhing with schadefreunden glee
mishma |
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08.21.06 - 1:55 pm | #
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And I tend to believe these stories are coming from Jen's PR people. Bitch has the hardest working flacks in HW.
(not that I think Brangelina will last either, but)
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Yeah pretty much rabies. Her publicist denied it, but then again, also denied they were together, that Brad and Jen were breaking up, that Brad and Jen were engaged, getting married, and everything else!
StoneyB |
08.21.06 - 1:57 pm | #
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seriously - who cares anymore?
SarahReznor |
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08.21.06 - 1:57 pm | #
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huh....man people move fast these days. No wonder their asses are all divorced and shit.
Rabies |
08.21.06 - 1:58 pm | #
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The greatest understatement : "She (Angie)is most definitely not normal"
OH I DUNNO, YOU THINK?
mishma |
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08.21.06 - 1:58 pm | #
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CELEBS WILL DO ANYTHING TO REMAIN IN PUBLIC EYE, EVEN REVERTING TO FALSE BREAKUPS AND ENGAGEMENTS....NEWS AT ELEVEN
mishma |
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08.21.06 - 1:59 pm | #
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omg is that what shiloh will look like? too many man hormones...god that is scary shit.
florida girl |
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08.21.06 - 2:00 pm | #
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Damn, that chick from the work out is scary.
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08.21.06 - 2:00 pm | #
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Yeah, that picture certainly looks like a pile of shit to me...
StoneyB |
08.21.06 - 2:01 pm | #
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Hey MK ... This really belongs in the "Who Cares?" News ...
don't ya think ! ...
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08.21.06 - 2:02 pm | #
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*sigh* Have to leave again already. Class. Seeya
Rabies |
08.21.06 - 2:02 pm | #
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actually I think it looks a tiny bit like Tyler from the last real world.
florida girl |
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08.21.06 - 2:02 pm | #
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ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ..........
brangelina bore me to tears
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08.21.06 - 2:03 pm | #
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It's real...I'm going back with Billy Bob. Saved his blood all these years.
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whoa, anyone else think that morph looks freakishly like Elijah Wood?
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08.21.06 - 2:04 pm | #
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Oh boy. I can't keep up with this shat anymore. This new generation of H'weird kids is going to be even more screwed up than the last. Wait about 15 yrs.
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I love that Workout show on Bravo. Her girlfriend is psycho!!!!!!!!!!!
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haha that does look just like that chick
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08.21.06 - 2:06 pm | #
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This comes straight out of that hag Anistons mouth
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florida girl | Homepage | 08.21.06 - 2:02 pm
oh shit!! it does kinda look like tyler, lol...
and i like "work out" for some reason; jackie's crazy-ass girlfriend is the shit!!
oh yeah, brangelina...meh, whatever, don't care either way--next!
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Bitch is crazy!
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Gary Coleman | 08.21.06 - 1:54 pm | # HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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lol!!!! it totally does look like that girl from work out
lol!!!!
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Gross did anyone else read that Jonbenet's killer had met a dr. regarding a SEX CHANGE? and that he ate duck and drank champagne on the plane ride back to LA?
this shit gets weirder and weirder....
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LOL MK - totally looks like Jackie from "Total Workout". Hate her petulant little girlfriend, Mimi. The season is over tomorrow, and the preview showed Jackie telling Mimi to "just leave" and then shows Mimi throwing a drink in Jackie's face....oooo, I can't wait until tomorrow.
I know.......I'm sick.......but I love the so called "reality" stuff.
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Dlisted has the funniest posters and MK is a comic genius.
Raja Muffin |
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Angie's going back to the ex with the bigger dick?....you mean the asian chick she dated?
hoi polloi |
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So break up then, shit
mishma |
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08.21.06 - 2:14 pm | #
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Good riddance. Bring on the custody battle. Then some sick shit will come out about their preferences on Pornotube. I wish MK had never posted that PT link -- it's too f'in funny!
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So if they break up, does Brad get his balls back, or does Anj get to keep them?? Things that make you go "hmmmmm" 
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First for real.
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So what?
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Tradition.
Donkey | 08.21.06 - 1:48 pm | #
No idea why, but that little exchange just COMPLETELY cracked me up. lol.
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Let's talk about me.
Jennifer Love Hewitt | Homepage | 08.21.06 - 1:53 pm | #
Ew WHATEVER FOR?
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Angie is most definately not normal? WOW STOP THE PRESSES 
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08.21.06 - 2:19 pm | #
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he ate duck and drank champagne on the plane ride back to LA?
Yeah-thats what he deserves. I wouldve gave him nothing. not even water.
amy |
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he ate duck and drank champagne on the plane ride back to LA?
How convenient - he's already had his last meal. Fry the fucker.
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Gross did anyone else read that Jonbenet's killer had met a dr. regarding a SEX CHANGE? and that he ate duck and drank champagne on the plane ride back to LA?
this shit gets weirder and weirder....
Ennis Del Mar | 08.21.06 - 2:12 pm |
Did you see that this sick fuck, was flying business class to Los Angeles? This fuck was eating prawns and drinking champagne.
I love the Rainbow Family, but this he said, she said shit, is boring me to tears.....
GO YANKEES 
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I'll have no respect for Jackie until she dumps that idiot Mimi.
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They should have been feeding that sick fuck lead and knuckle sandwhiches...WTF????
mishma |
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08.21.06 - 2:31 pm | #
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you know it's bad if brad pitt seems like the rational one in the relationship.
prettykitty | Homepage | 08.21.06 - 1:55 pm | #
Word.
LA |
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Gross did anyone else read that Jonbenet's killer had met a dr. regarding a SEX CHANGE? and that he ate duck and drank champagne on the plane ride back to LA?
this shit gets weirder and weirder....
Ennis Del Mar | 08.21.06 - 2:12 pm
Duck, shrimp and Champagne? Nice......
GO YANKEES 
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Gary Coleman: You have an unhealthy obsession with celebrity dirtstars.
In regards to Brad and Angie: Brad will try to hold it together until the adoption is final. They've changed the kids last names, but I think it actually takes a couple years to finalize an adoption.
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Mimi is so butch.LOL
and if "normal" is shopping as a job than let B have J.
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About the jon benet guy, its not too surprising. He served his purpose as a fall guy for the parents, he's just being rewarded 
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I always said she needs more excitement then Brad can give, he's happy back in LA, she loved living in England, she loves Africa, I think he went for HER, he was miserable there, lets face it. Had Jen had children, Angie wouldn't be in his life, that's for sure, he loved Jen, and it SHOWED, their pic's look dark, and dreary. Jen reportedly said "He's too white bread for Angie", Agreed!
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that kid looks just like tyler from the real world!
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you know it's bad if brad pitt seems like the rational one in the relationship.
prettykitty | Homepage | 08.21.06 - 1:55 pm | #
That is pretty funny. I love Brad, but I don't think he is the sharpest crayon in the box. I'm really rooting for them to make it. It's not just Brad/Angie, there are three innocent kids, involved now.......
GO YANKEES 
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je pense que l'on doit laisser brad et angy tranquille. ce sont des ragots et les amis qui parlent je n'y crois pas c'est toujours pareil lorsque l'on veux vendre des conneries,ils ont des enfants maintenant et je les crois responsables pour ne pas mettre en l'air la vie de leurs enfants. les ex restent des ex maintenant il est pere de famille sont reve le plus chere. pour ce sont que des conneries de ragots ils sont heureux ensembles.
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The morph looks like Eddie Izzard. Now I know what their child will look like. 
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wendy | 08.21.06 - 2:40 pm | #
Huh?
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I don't know if this story is true or not, but I've always thought Angelina jumps into things way too quickly. I think she's way more immature than she seems. She got that Billy Bob tattoo just days into her relationship with him, then she allowed Brad Pitt to adopt her two kids so soon in their relationship (I'd have waited about a year with him before doing that), and then she got pregnant with his baby right away. She seems to make major decisions in a rash manner.
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Wendy, these are not normal people, having kids does not automatically make them responsible.
à la votre
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Whatever. That JonBenet guy is definitely guilty in my book. Hello, he wears his pants WAY too high for a normal person.
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In regards to Brad and Angie: Brad will try to hold it together until the adoption is final. They've changed the kids last names, but I think it actually takes a couple years to finalize an adoption.
Randi | 08.21.06 - 2:35 pm
I think it only takes nine months. Name change was filed in DEC 05.If that's the case, adoption could be final, next month.
GO YANKEES 
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wendy, babe...we're in america honey. please speak the language we use here.
amy |
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Hello, he wears his pants WAY too high for a normal person.
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wendy - huh?
vampira |
08.21.06 - 2:46 pm | #
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very interesting wendy. baguette to you too.
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haha... what did i tell you, i knew they wouldn't last. i love that whorelina's own friends say she's fuckin' psycho
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I read the full article that that quote came from, and I truly believe from it that Angie is borderline personality, with MAJOR delusions of grandeur.
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he's not normal, but the parents were definately involved in some way. probably swapping jon benet's child porn pics with other like minded families. It happens more than you think.
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for wendy's babbling, go here.....
http://babelfish.altavista.com/
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Let's talk about me.
Jennifer Love Hewitt | Homepage | 08.21.06 - 1:53 pm | #
Ew WHATEVER FOR?
rabbit | 08.21.06 - 2:19 pm | #
I'm interesting! I'm FAMOUS!
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For sure Stoney, and buttons the top button on his polo shirt, and the opaque skin around they eyes, and the long neck.....I know it all means nothing, but most pervs share the same traits.
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wendy we just dumb mofo americans go use your frog language somewhere else.
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08.21.06 - 2:49 pm | #
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[Drool] at the actor in that picture. Who who WHO is IT!!?
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haha... what did i tell you, i knew they wouldn't last. i love that whorelina's own friends say she's fuckin' psycho
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LOL No shit anyone that WANTS to look like Steve urkel is fucked.
I can't like any couple that names their god damn kid Shiloh. Don't those bitches know that is a DOG MOVIE. Fuck! google much!
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I'm interesting! I'm FAMOUS!
Jennifer Love Hewitt | Homepage | 08.21.06 - 2:48 pm | #
HELL TO THE NO on ALL counts.
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wendy -- brad will be saying 'au revoir les enfants'.
your post is the best thing here today.
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Whatever. That JonBenet guy is definitely guilty in my book. Hello, he wears his pants WAY too high for a normal person.
StoneyB | 08.21.06 - 2:45 pm |
He looks like the YANKEES GM, Brian Cashman. Oh, shit! I'm probably going to REDSOX hell, for saying that.
GO YANKEES 
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AfflecktheChav -- Palabra.
Yo creo que Angie es loca.
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08.21.06 - 2:57 pm | #
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Ugh, I can't believe people are still accusing the Ramsey's of killing their daughter. This perverted high-collared, high-waisted fuck revealed details of the crime that were never made public. Not to mention he left semen samples on this poor girl. The Ramseys' biggest crime was sexualizing the poor girl by making her look like a little Lolita. Unforgiveable in my book, but that doesn't make them the killers. Oh, and Angelina is a total freak.
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vampira | 08.21.06 - 2:57 pm | #
Yo soy gringo. No hablo Espanol. Pero si, Angie es pendeha loca.
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I heard from a friend (who should know) that they are living apart, and have been for a while... apparently keeping this on the down-lo is due to the less than glowing press the relevation may cause... whatever. she's totally fou.
sofeckingloverly |
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Are you suprised? I'm not. She's a CRAZY SLUT, always will be.
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Gross did anyone else read that Jonbenet's killer had met a dr. regarding a SEX CHANGE? and that he ate duck and drank champagne on the plane ride back to LA?
this shit gets weirder and weirder....
Ennis Del Mar | 08.21.06 - 2:12 pm
I know it's the wrong thread for this but evidently there was some sort of legal thing that said anything he revealed on the flight would have been fair game. So the idea was to let him drink and be friendly with the cops so he might spill more beans. At least that's what I read this a.m.
Regarding Angie and Brad, I knew that would flame out fast. She's an obsessive controlling nutjob and he's just not very bright. I think he'd rather stay home and read architecture books and smoke pot than gallivant all over Africa trying to play Mother and Father Teresa as some sort of twisted compensation gesture.
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Icht bin ein Berliner.
vampira |
08.21.06 - 3:07 pm | #
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They are both janky!
Pink Sherbert |
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08.21.06 - 3:08 pm | #
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Um, it's "ich," sweetie.
sofeckingloverly |
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Blech -- don't think they have the results back yet on the semen match.
I think he fantasizes that he did it, but did not. And LOL, yeah his hiked up pants and buttoned up short was totally Pee-Wee Herman.
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Ik denk dat Brad... zo gemeenschappelijk is
sofeckingloverly |
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08.21.06 - 3:10 pm | #
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Oh, PLEASE, like the tabloids are so full of shit--just as they were with JA's "engagement". And like these "friends" would be confiding in In Touch or the Star. GMFB.
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thanks feckin, been awhile since sophomore German and I'm self-medicating today.
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Ugh, I can't believe people are still accusing the Ramsey's of killing their daughter. This perverted high-collared, high-waisted fuck revealed details of the crime that were never made public. Not to mention he left semen samples on this poor girl. The Ramseys' biggest crime was sexualizing the poor girl by making her look like a little Lolita. Unforgiveable in my book, but that doesn't make them the killers. Oh, and Angelina is a total freak.
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Blech, I personally haven't seen a single thing matching his dna to the samples at the crime scene. The tests aren't done yet. Nor has anyone placed him Colorado. Her autopsy is online, no drugs in her system, but he says he drugged her. There's no denying he's a pervy freak to the n'th degree, but I doubt he killed her, it just doesn't add up no matter how you try.
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why are people believing this bullshit.
in regards to pitt/jolie. i love them and i will fuck them any day before i would let maniston insert her tiny penis in me. ... a fried says.... oh bullshit. that's just stupid and why idiots are buying it i'll never understand. ^^ ^^ ^^ stop trying to act more self-important than you are citing sources that have no names.
and the jonbenet guy, hello? have you read anything? watched anything but fox news? the glove did not fit.
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I'm sure Jon Benet's killer has eaten a few livers with fava beans and a nice Chianti in his time.
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em, "fried" (I'll assume you meant "friend") here equals "source." and, frankly, DO, I am happier being unimportant and unfamous and certainly do not believe posting on a website makes one important-- anonymously or otherwise.
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My take on Karr is that he may NOT have done it. But the DNA tests won't be available for a couple weeks, according to Court TV. The minute I saw him the words that occurred to me were "coy" and "smug." I got the sense that he was hugely enjoying the media attention, and also that he is extremely effiminate. I wondered if his obsession with Jon Benet is based on his desire to BE her, not have sex with her. The sex change angle that has surfaced today underscores this. But it's possible that his obsession was fueled by rage and that he directed that rage at the little girl.
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Angelina is so much cooler than Brad..she has got to be bored by him by now. He wants to decorate houses for Christs sake..and she wants to travel Africa and save poor children...yeah thats all gonna work out! She will leave him in the dust and he'll see his spawn at Xmas and Easter..and he will pay big time child support for all 3 kids til they are out of college and she will take the cash and get more kids. She is the Mia Farrow of this generation..but way hotter..way!
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Ain't nothing wrong with wanting to decorate houses. WTF is wrong with someone wanting to chill and not get led along on some bi-polar woman's god-complex crusades?
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I love me some workout....Jackie is hot shit....I'd hit it....even without a paper bag...
sexy beesh |
08.21.06 - 3:29 pm | #
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I'm interesting! I'm FAMOUS!
Jennifer Love Hewitt | Homepage | 08.21.06 - 2:48 pm | #
HELL TO THE NO on ALL counts.
rabbit | 08.21.06 - 2:52 pm | #
I'm like Audrey Hepburn.
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I know it's the wrong thread for this but evidently there was some sort of legal thing that said anything he revealed on the flight would have been fair game. So the idea was to let him drink and be friendly with the cops so he might spill more beans. At least that's what I read this a.m.
voiceofreason | 08.21.06 - 3:06 pm | #
That makes sense...ok I'm not so mad anymore
Whoever said that this pic looks like tyler from the real world was dead on. LMFAO!!!
Ennis Del Mar |
08.21.06 - 3:35 pm | #
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No you're like furniture polish or tide detergent.
mishma |
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08.21.06 - 3:35 pm | #
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Why are we wasting paper on this lame ass story. We know that L&S haven't been right for years....Brad doesn't look backwards, once he's done, he's done.
Now can we droll over pictures of Angie's Shiseido cosmetic contract?
http://www.shiseido.co.jp/ie/oth...ie/other/
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PS. Angie wearing a wedding band on her ring finger...I guess they're gonna announce they're married.
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Did someone say he was eating DUCK on the plane? [trembling] I am skeered...
hoi polloi |
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yeah that's TOTALLY a wedding band.
*snort*
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http://www.shiseido.co.jp/ie/oth...oth...ie/other/
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Wow, bitch may be crazy, but she takes my breath away.
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I figured it out! That pic totally looks like "Matt" - the son from Nip/Tuck.
mikki |
08.21.06 - 3:50 pm | #
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This pic is definately Jackie from "Work Out". Maybe Brangelina are secretly practicing scientology and conceived her in some parallel universe
RefugeefromFlint |
08.21.06 - 3:55 pm | #
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Gary, why are you always talking about puncing dirt stars???? lol
Anonymous |
08.21.06 - 4:12 pm | #
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http://www.shiseido.co.jp/ie/oth...oth...ie/other/
cm.htm
So Angelina has her own SIM and it's modeling for Shishedo.
(Why oh why did they need to photoshop her to within an inch of her life??)
Bad_burger |
08.21.06 - 4:12 pm | #
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Gee. They're on their way to splitting up. I'm, like, shocked.
Like I've said before, Angie needs someone who's at her level, a serious guy. Brad's a fuckin' idiot and terminally immature (nothatthere'sanythingwrongwiththat) not to mention a wuss with no guts or nuts.
Once the novelty wore off...
brent |
08.21.06 - 4:18 pm | #
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after what they did to Jennifer they need to break up...
Cindy |
08.21.06 - 4:29 pm | #
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Does anyone think that looks like David Charvet?? LOL
semisocial |
08.21.06 - 5:07 pm | #
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These tabloids have been running the same damn story since 2005!
LMAO |
08.21.06 - 5:38 pm | #
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I hope they do break up. I hate them.
nero |
08.21.06 - 5:56 pm | #
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The best scenario ever.BP gets his ex pregnant,he leaves AJ for JA,and we all have fun ,go to the seaside and live happily ever after.
loula |
08.21.06 - 6:02 pm | #
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nero -- no ambiguity there!
vampira |
08.21.06 - 6:13 pm | #
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Angelina Jolie is a piece of shit.....she's the fucking anti-christ....
Anonymous |
08.21.06 - 6:23 pm | #
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Angelina Jolie is a piece of shit..
You're a friggin piece o'shite. Who the hell do you think you are?
LMAO |
08.21.06 - 6:27 pm | #
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He's probably looking at trading up. Say... Scarlette Johannsen.
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chewing through |
08.21.06 - 6:33 pm | #
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They had a lightning speed relationship and baby.... it should be over soon.
Tushkin |
08.21.06 - 6:41 pm | #
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*Egyptian Headroll*
Oh Snap! Christmas is coming early this year!! I predicted that they would break up by the holidays.
Let's form a breakup pool. I say, unofficially by Labor Day, Officially by Halloween.
tallulah |
08.21.06 - 7:11 pm | #
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Here's my new JonBenet theory:
The family had something to do with it, sought a patsy that they would pay off for confessing to the crime, provided him details of the crime scene in exchange for some plausible story about how she died "accidentally" for a huge sum of money.
Thus clearing the parents, and allowing Mr. Androgynous Psycho to live in Asia and travel around, and do minimal time in jail in exchange for a large pay off.......allowing him to have his "gender reassignment" surgery.
tallulah |
08.21.06 - 7:15 pm | #
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yeah? well its time for some new cock as far as she is concerned.
blondie #1 |
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08.21.06 - 7:17 pm | #
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That picture gives me the creeps...can you imagine that thing coming at you every night?
flossy bee |
08.21.06 - 7:30 pm | #
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"Hello, he wears his pants WAY too high for a normal person.
StoneyB | 08.21.06 - 2:45 pm | # "
I think he's a child molesting fuck, but I don't think he killed her either. I mean for Christ's Sake, the ex-wife that has a protection order against him said he was in Atlanta at the time. She doesn't exactly have a reason to give him an alibi. I think he's convinced himself he did it, and that he sees himself as being like Jon Benet - as someone said upthread. It's all very Buffalo Bill.
As for Brangelina- if that is true, it's like a hugs from Jesus (tm Kathy Griffin).
I love the show 'Work Out', too. Based on the previews I thought Jackie was going to be a total beast, but she's actually pretty cool. Mimi on the other hand, she makes Angelina look stable.
kikichanelconspiracy |
08.21.06 - 7:45 pm | #
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If this is true, I cannot WAIT to see how the Brangalina freaks start turning against each other and forming Team Brad and Team Holie! Woo hoo!
Stoney,
I agree...Ho goes through guys the way IBS sufferers go through toilet paper!
radio_siren |
08.21.06 - 7:46 pm | #
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Brad is an ass. I read someone post a while ago that he's like a teenage boy and he'll never grow up. It would seem so. Shallow, preening prick
tallulah |
08.21.06 - 7:53 pm | #
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Oh no! My post got eaten.
OK, here it goes again.
there won't be a division between who gets the fans. They're all under Angelina's spell, Brad just benefitted from being some people's male ideal - not mine, short, bad-skin, beady eyes, and he talks like his tongue is too big for his mouth.
She's all right, I guess. I am honestly nonplussed by her hype. I cannot stand Brad. He's a preening, insincere, dilettante.
When he, Eric Bana, Orlando Bloom and Jennifer Aniston (she was there since she was still married to Brad and Friends was still on the air) were at the Cannes film festival promoting Troy, Eric Bana gave Jennifer Aniston his tuxedo coat because he noticed she was cold. Brad was completely oblivious to his wife's discomfort. Asshat.
He's also the inspiration for the egotistical leading man in the hilarious 'Living in Oblivion'. Seriously, check it out if you can. It's really funny and it has Steve Buscemi, who I love and Catherine Keener who I love even more.
kikichanelconspiracy |
08.21.06 - 8:22 pm | #
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Here's my new JonBenet theory:
The family had something to do with it, sought a patsy that they would pay off for confessing to the crime, provided him details of the crime scene in exchange for some plausible story about how she died "accidentally" for a huge sum of money.
Thus clearing the parents, and allowing Mr. Androgynous Psycho to live in Asia and travel around, and do minimal time in jail in exchange for a large pay off.......allowing him to have his "gender reassignment" surgery.
tallulah | 08.21.06 - 7:15 pm | #
The family was already cleared. A Grand Jury failed to indict them despite all the trumped up "evidence," and the DNA under her nails and in her panties did not match anyone in the family. People need to move on, they didn't do it and didn't need to hire a stooge to take the fall for them. There was no fall in their future anyway.
voiceofreason |
08.21.06 - 8:26 pm | #
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Loved 'Living In Oblivion', didn't know about the Brad connection.
So how long are they going to milk the break up???
starfish |
08.21.06 - 8:28 pm | #
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"Like I've said before, Angie needs someone who's at her level, a serious guy"
Angie needs someone who is dysfunctional and keeps her guessing. A normal relationship isn't interesting to her. She needs drama. It has nothing to do with serious but everything to do with teh crazy.
voiceofreason |
08.21.06 - 8:28 pm | #
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"there won't be a division between who gets the fans. They're all under Angelina's spell, Brad just benefitted from being some people's male ideal"
kikichanelconspiracy | 08.21.06 - 8:22 pm | #
kiki, that's my gut feeling as well. I see Bradley as an eventual throwaway for both her and her crazed fans.
radio_siren |
08.21.06 - 8:33 pm | #
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"Loved 'Living In Oblivion', didn't know about the Brad connection."
The director/writer of 'Living in Oblivion' directed Asshat in 'Johnny Suede' first and the experience was so horrible 'Living in Oblivion' was born (according to legend). So, if it's true, then I guess I have to thank Brad for inspiring a truly hilarious movie that involves the most creative use of a little person ever.
"Why are midgets always in dream sequences? Have YOU ever dreamed of a midget?!?!" Heh.
kikichanelconspiracy |
08.21.06 - 8:41 pm | #
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LMAO Thanks for the backstory.
starfish |
08.21.06 - 8:48 pm | #
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All this commentary would really be interesting and worth your time, if you believe this old ass Life & Style that they're having problems. But guess what, they're not...(gasp!)! I think the tabloids are just pissed that they've been put on lockdown by the Jolie-Pitts and so they're sticking it to them when they can, or at least until the latest REAL info comes out, like Brad or Angie...giddily laughing and blushing and saying they're profoundly in love, etc. and are such a great team -- and then they'll backtrack and change the story too...'Brad and Angelina WERE constantly fighting about this and that, but Brad has realized how much he loves her and all is well.' If you dumbasses had something other than shit for brains, you wouldn't be as funny as you are though.
farrelly |
08.21.06 - 8:54 pm | #
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damn, brad really does morph into his partners!!!
Anorexorcist |
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08.21.06 - 8:54 pm | #
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farrelly | 08.21.06 - 8:54 pm | #
Jebus! You're an ass!
Gary Coleman |
08.21.06 - 8:58 pm | #
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Ummmm....MK, whay are you posting old ass stories that are re-treads. I mean, there is no there there. No moreso than any other Brangelina lie the rags might print. The family is their new home in Los Feliz...I guess they can just continue the lies until they one day get confirmation of a split...as long as they're together, this can be an ongoing rag story for the next 25 years. Brad & Angelina can celebrate their 25th anniversary and Life & Style can celebrate their 25th Anniversary of the lie their breaking up -- it will be neat!
farrelly |
08.21.06 - 9:04 pm | #
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Once the brain dead freaks from JustJared sense this posting about their beloved couple, they'll start having fucking strokes and God knows what else.
Hmmmm |
08.21.06 - 9:09 pm | #
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It seems this report is more about dissatisfaction of two lifestyles. But that's pretty confusing, since Angelina has been all up under Brad, selling her property, living in his, having his baby, and in the house with the three kids. So when's the next Namibia trip, when's the 27 other adoptions, when's Angie going on a global excursion with the three kids strapped to her back??
The only real facts are. 1) They are moving (or have moved) into Brad's newly renovated Los Feliz compound 2)AJ's next project is the Brad Pitt produced 'A Mighty Heart.' 3) Angelina has visited the set of O13 w/ the kids 4) Brad has taken the two older kids Mad and Zee to the daycare at Paramount. 5) Brad and Angie were seen at lunch on the beach with Mad right before his 5th birthday party.
chris |
08.21.06 - 9:20 pm | #
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farrelly - i will believe the friends of brangelina who are talking before i believe you. remember when nick & jessica denied denied denied having any problems, but everyone knew it because of all the tabloids?? yep.
celebrity hater |
08.21.06 - 9:48 pm | #
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Brad & Angie laughing their asses off and the bone you dogs are eating up. You guys are are even sucking the marrow. Don't worry there are more bones for you dogs to chew on. when Esquire Magazine comes out you haterz are gonna have a heart attack. Angelina is the shyt! And Brad's cool factor when up 1000 points after he dumped that close lesbian.
bourgie |
08.21.06 - 9:54 pm | #
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bourgie, you're barking up the wrong tree here. We'll see who's laughing when they're splitsville.
Whatever |
08.21.06 - 9:58 pm | #
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Hmmmm | 08.21.06 - 9:09 pm |
Too true. The justjared freaks will be like the Iraqi Information Minister under Saddam during the first days of the invasion. Remember him?
Reporters were asking him questions about US troops landing on Iraqi soil and he just kept saying "It's lies! All lies!"; "We will bury the American"; "We are victorious!" blah blah blah.
Some people just can't cope when the awful truth stares them in the face. Stupid, brainwashed people usually.
tina |
08.21.06 - 10:13 pm | #
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tina | 08.21.06 - 10:13 pm | #

Jenn |
08.21.06 - 10:16 pm | #
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So what? Divorce in Hollywood? Wow, what a surprise. Look folks, regardless of it being Angelina, or not, the majority of married people, or long term relationships ultimately end. No difference here, except for the time. I mean, I know plenty of women who got knocked up by guys they barely knew, married, and a year later were out.
Anonymous |
08.21.06 - 10:34 pm | #
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You people act like you want them to split up. They have children amongst them. The legitmate news reported they finally moved into their Los Feliz home. They are gonna be traveling again when Angelina joins the A Mighty Heart production. Are you guys gonna be sucking up on the bones about they are having problems on the set? Why isn't that US WEEKLY cover story about that boring couple true? It was in US WEEKLY, so I guess it must be true! (((rolling eyes)). The tabloid media is so out of the loop on this couple, that's why I love them. They make the tabs do backflips and even resort to having to make up, steal from Brad & Angie blogs and recycle things that never made sense in the beginning. I gotta go back to watching Anthony Bourdain's travel to Beirut. Later!
bourgie |
08.21.06 - 10:34 pm | #
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I hope Brad toughs it out and stays those kids need the kind of stability he can offer. It won't be so easy for her to just leave, she will have those kids' to answer to.
I don't think he is too vanilla for her he actually is pretty open-minded agreeing to adopt, traveling the world and Africa, even the wild, BBT would not do those things with her
Anon |
08.21.06 - 11:13 pm | #
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Brad is closer to Angelina than you think. They have the same spirit.
OKAY? |
08.21.06 - 11:18 pm | #
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Brad & Angie 4 ever!!!
Look at this! New pic of her from new Shiseido television commercial...so MAGNIFICENT BEAUTY!
Congratulations MR. lucky BRAD PITT!
http://www.justjared.com/picture...shiseido-
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nana |
08.21.06 - 11:50 pm | #
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wow big suprise...brad loved it at first but it got old fast.angelina doesn't seem to hold on to any man too long.fuck em both who cares
mommydearest |
08.22.06 - 12:06 am | #
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They have children amongst them.
see this is why brad is retarded... "oh i want kids" so he just goes and acts like he's the father of maddox, now they're gonna break up and then what? these cheating foolz are creating a big mess. if brad is so conventional, maybe he shouldn't marry a whore who can't hold down a relationship more than a year.
and what's with getting pregnant after being together such a short time?
celebrity hater |
08.22.06 - 12:36 am | #
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AHAHAHAHA! Sooo funny if this is true. All the psycho Branglina obsessed idiots out there -- "this is true love, they'll be together forever..." Always feel sorry for the kids in a breakup situation but anyone with 1/2 a brain knew it would happen (as with nearly every other Hollywood couple) -- just a matter of when.
Anonymous |
08.22.06 - 12:44 am | #
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Farrelly, boy you seem to have the "inside track". Do you go through Branglina's dumpster or just lick their asses clean after they take a dump?
Anonymous |
08.22.06 - 12:47 am | #
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jackie from workout has scarlett johansen moments - her voice an' sometimes the faces she makes . . . anyone else think so?
Anonymous |
08.22.06 - 12:52 am | #
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They are So on an agreeable schedule to make a famous splash, in order to get the right publicity to obtain gazbillions bunches of monies,in the shortest period of time; retire from public view, playing with their babies, children and making things nice for all who suffer and mourn with love and charity..
cypress |
08.22.06 - 8:08 am | #
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If she needs a man who gives her the thrills why would she get with Brad in the first place? If he's so boring, immature, dickless, what in the hell could have made her like him?She didn't even want biological kids remember? I love the "reason" of some of you. I can follow to a certain point and then I'm lost.It does not make sense.Imo, she had the thrills with Billy Bob, she could have been with Colin Farrell if she wanted a "crazy" mofo, but she chose Brad for reasons that most people can't see because they haven't spoken about each other.
Oh and Life & Style? How many times have they spoken about a break-up and wedding bells?Too many.
smithsonian |
08.22.06 - 8:13 am | #
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smithsonian - there's a difference between those other guys and brad... can you guess?
her kids. women with kids are completely different daters. they're looking for a father. with brad, she's got a great father and someone she can deny sex to and boss around. perfect for her.
celebrity hater |
08.22.06 - 12:09 pm | #
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i can't believe i'm rubbing my hands together at the thought of ang and brad breaking up....let the games begin...
letinstar |
08.22.06 - 12:16 pm | #
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Can't stand both of them. I seriously hope this is true. I figured it was a matter of time before she went looking somewhere else.
Steven |
08.22.06 - 2:10 pm | #
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What I want to know is.
1. Why is it "a friend never EVER has a name? No matter who a story is about, "a friend" is the name of the person who supplied the story.
2. Did this end happen post the move to the compound in Los Feliz?
3. Will this end their joint projects in the works?
4. Back to the friend. They say "I don't think/I think" regarding Brad being on the same page, and Angelina wanting to run away.
Ok, doesn't it rather read like a bunch of made up hooey by someone who ISNT a friend, or even exists? Sounds like the normal tab crap made up (remember there is no name) and attributed a bunch of ambiguous BS to.
Capisce |
08.22.06 - 9:17 pm | #
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SO WHAT? ARE YOU JEALOUS AND CREATED BREAK-UP STORY. BITCH?
cuccut |
04.03.09 - 3:50 pm | #
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Hey, all of you haters going to hell. You guys so jealous. They didn't harm your mother? Why you hate them? Go to Charmlesston Manleston to worship her
BOYSO |
04.03.09 - 3:54 pm | #
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WHO KISSING ASS CHINNFER MANLESSTON? ARE THEY ANGELINA JOLIE'S HATERS?
cox |
04.03.09 - 3:57 pm | #
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