first!
second!
third!
hate to admit it, but she's not quite so scary looking from the back
fourth!
her ass looks nice
fifth!
Excuse me.
Her ass was "plumped" for this ad...
Her ass is airbrushed.
Hey, that advert is actually kinda... HOT. I'm getting a bit frantic and sweaty just looking at his hand on her firm buttock...
Too bad they're both morons.
that's not her ass--they photoshopped it to make it look bigger; but at least they recognize that a fuller ass is sexier than a flat one....
That is a damn sexy ad,but WTF is up with the lookalikes?Geez loook at David he really looks like Harvey 
and dont get me started on her she dosent looklike Posh!Not even the haircut!!!
Damn at least those two make money off the real Beckhams so its cool i guess!
It's sad when you need to airbrush ass on. Hubby looks like the the Hoff in the 2nd pic. I wish these two could just disappear forever
She has a small less shapley bum. PHOTOSHOP!
No way that is her ass.
wouldn't mind smelling Becks at all, but that fishwife of his, no friggin way!
"Fake Posh" has the open-mouth thing right!
Intimately. LMAO! You know he makes her do doggie style so he can pound her without looking at that ugly mug. Intimate, indeed!
they're both so hot, i don't know which scent would turn me on more!
It's sad when you need to airbrush ass on. Hubby looks like the the Hoff in the 2nd pic. I wish these two could just disappear forever
mishma | Homepage | 08.21.06 - 2:19 pm
Mishma that aint him!Thats a cheap lookalike that the drugstore hired because they cant afford the real deal!
Its as if he is saying "should I touch her here? Is this good?
She probably doesn't let him touch her all over--only in certain parts-and of course he can go in for his deposit--then it's right out and to sleep with his ass-just like the kids.
What would this stuff smell like- I shudder to think. Maybe it smells like Paris or Brit Brit or Jlo's or SJP's stuff or Elizabeth Taylor-- come on isn't the celebrity fad so 1980's Wait aren't the 80's back? - Why they are brilliant
They totally photoshopped her ass. But they didn't quite photoshop his hand onto it correctly...
His probably smells like sweat and jizz. Hers probably smells like a plastic bottle of water.
The dude looks like Conan O'Brien in the first shot.
Intimately. LMAO! You know he makes her do doggie style so he can pound her without looking at that ugly mug. Intimate, indeed!
StoneyB | 08.21.06 - 2:21 pm | #
Ok i know you guys are ganna call me stupid for asking this!Please feel free to! Can someone tell me what LMAO stands for?I know a couple of others but i cant figuere what this means!Thank you! Valerie!
I didn't realize Posh had a J-Ho butt - I call BS on that pic.
LMAO=Laugh My Ass Off
yuck!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LMAO = Laughing My Ass Off
LMAO=Laugh My Ass Off
Suse | 08.21.06 - 2:25 pm
Suse thank you!
What does MILF stand for
Valerie | Homepage | 08.21.06 - 2:24 pm | #
"Laughing My Ass Off"
Where did they find those "look a likes"? The corner community "theater"?
Ok i know you guys are ganna call me stupid for asking this!Please feel free to! Can someone tell me what LMAO stands for?I know a couple of others but i cant figuere what this means!Thank you! Valerie!
Valerie | Homepage | 08.21.06 - 2:24 pm | #
"Laughing My Ass Off" (hope I spelled everything right or the spelling NAZI's will cut off my fingers.
Thank god someone else said it, but her ass is big in this picture!! Are we sure thats even her?
lisamaire-rubenstien-jolie-pit | 08.21.06 - 2:22 pm | #
Hey here are the ingridients of her perfume:
The first feminine fragrance, bearing the Beckham monogram, conveys the essence of the Victoria known only to the people closest to her.
An opulent bouquet of white flowers opens with the pure fresh notes of bergamot and rose petals that linger on the skin. Announcing the arrival of something special, something different.
"The exquisite heart of Casablanca lily, sublime tuberose and sensual orange blossom leads to a seductive base of voluptuous vanilla, rich sandalwood and elegant, sensual layer of musk.
All woman, all self assurance, multi faceted and all inspiring"
amy | 08.21.06 - 2:28 pm | #
Its her!I have seen the Hq picture!!!!
Like Posh has an ass like that. Nope, I call photoshopping her head onto a model's body.
"... conveys the essence of the Victoria known only to the people closest to her... rice cakes, soccer sweat and lots of ipecac."
a little IB behnd the ears, back of the neck and knees.how much??
cheap imitations of Becks? is IB a fake? 
Lola,witcyn,Anonymous,Thanks! 
The ass may not be hers, but the pug-swine beak certainly is.
These two are just plain silly. There is no other word for it.
"Fake Posh" has the open-mouth thing right!
Gary Coleman | 08.21.06 - 2:21 pm |
What does a "Fake Posh's" dirtstar, taste like?
GO YANKEES 
I'm surprised Posh okayed that ass. If that were really her ass, she wouldn't eat again for the rest of her life.
It's bananas!
Smashing. I can't wait to buy a bottle for the missus. I've been laying awake at night in anticipation of her being able to smell like Posh.
Christ, I look more like Beckham than those blokes!! How cheesey.
I didn't catch the look a like dealie. Actually fake Posh is hotter.
mishma | Homepage | 08.21.06 - 2:33 pm |
To me she looks like Jordan with a wig!!!
Who knows maybe it is!
They should have called the perfume "Intimate with any other woman but my wife"
Who put Sarah Michelle Gellar in a bad wig to sell perfume?
Didn't any one else notice that in the picture on the left he looks like Conan O'Brien.
I think those are ass pads.
Gag. I hope they don't try to sell that shit in the U.S. Nobody here gives a damn.
What does a "Fake Posh's" dirtstar, taste like?
GO YANKEES
OakRaiderFan | 08.21.06 - 2:32 pm | #
cilantro and mustard
Ok here are the pictures from a guy who met Victoria today(stole it from a laim ass fan forum)he met her at Covent Garden and said that she was the nicest celeb he ever met.Took photos with im and friend and even chated for a while!So here are the non paprazzi photos:
http://i67.photobucket.com/
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http://i67.photobucket.com/
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http://i67.photobucket.com/
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She should smile more often!
fake posh & becks, wtf
My first tought (I didn't read the text): wow victoria looks really hot with some meat on her.
Gary Coleman Where were you during the Pink Taco thread?
Carolyn, hahaha. I thought he looked like Conan O'Brien too. LOL
She wishes that was her ass. They had to hire impersonators bc they couldnt even cover up her bones with photoshop
I bet they set up a mirror behind the photographer so that David can look at himself while he's getting his picture taken.
Posh would look better with a little meat on her bones anyway!
Randi | 08.21.06 - 3:04 pm | #
oh thank god i just read the impersonator thing. what a fugly couple of non-looker-likers are they.
cilantro and mustard? How did Gary Coleman know what my dirtstar tastes like?
Why a MILF is me!!!
Mother I'd Like to Fuck.
"... conveys the essence of the Victoria known only to the people closest to her... rice cakes, soccer sweat and lots of ipecac."
Seven | 08.21.06 - 2:30 pm
____________________________________
Seven -- LMAO!!
Excuse me guys, but what does cilantro and mustard evoke? Some kind of Mexican/English dish?
Cilantro is a universal herb, sometimes called "Chinese Parsley" I, myself, love it in Pho, Tortilla Soup and Chinese Chicken Salad.
Mustard, well, I slather that on my ghetto corned beef and cabbage cuz I am Americanized Irish like that
The impersonator looks more like Conan O'Brien
Aside from the fake Posh and Beck's looking more like Conan and Keira, notice how tacky their get ups are. Posh and Becks carry off their "out fits" effortlessly. It's surprising they agreed to having this sort of promotion scheme.
Pfff, ha ha ha, those impersonators are... just, ha ha ha.
The guy is an especially sad case.
(how did they get an ass on Posh?)
This pic should be up for the Photoshop awards. Posh has never had an ass that round!
that guy has the same facial expression that tori spellings retard husband always has!
Alright the ad has totally been photoshopped.
I mean come on Posh does not have an ass. Also the real posh has visible ribs 360 degrees.
the becks impersonator kinda looks like the blended brangelina photo from below
he wishes his skeletal wife had a juicy ass like that, I'm surprised she's not complaining that the company made her look "fat".
Randi, 3:04p.m. LOLOLOL! He was probably like, ooooooh, damn Becks, you look HOT baby!!
way too fat... haha! What's up with the 80's fug outfits?
Didn't any one else notice that in the picture on the left he looks like Conan O'Brien.
Carolyn | 08.21.06 - 2:45 pm | #
Yes, I noticed it too. Those two pictures at the bottom are fakes. There is no way in hell that is Beck's in the bottom photos.
that ass in the ad is too nice to be hers.
the fake becks looks sleazy.
OMG, they gave her a butt!!!
I'm laughing my ASS OFF at this ad. I wonder where it went...?
Forget her over photo shopped Q Tip't ass, WHAT in the hell has Becks done to his face?
Botox/
eye job
brow lift
or d). all of the above
look @ the 1st photo on bottom left, homeboy has done something to the visage, some kinda smoothed out suprised look now permeates it.
These 2 just stink, no amount of cologne/perfume can change that
Great ad.
Does it smell like Fish&Chips?
wow, what nice fake ass pillows ya got there, posh... my boss was anorexic too and she bought panties with little ass pads in them and showed them to us all... well lookie here... looks like someone else got wise too...
her hair looks totally permed out and fried in this ad, but it goes with the fake Posh 80's clothes!
Becks is smirking at the camera, probably sees his reflection in it "oh yeah I'm hot"
Oh man, it looks like he is about to touch her lady parts in the first photo.
They should have called the perfume "Intimate with any other woman but my wife"
Melvin Gibsonberg aka Tang | 08.21.06 - 2:42 pm | #
Ahahahahahahahahahahaha! I love you.
the imposters are horrible and the pic is too. it doesn't look like the beckhams at all!
that doesn't even look like davids face in the first pic. i think thats the imposters too.
I didn't realize Conan O'Brien had a side gig as a Becks impersonator.
Melvin Gibsonberg aka Tang | 08.21.06 - 2:42 pm | #
Wahahahahaha! Great one!
this reminds me of that movie ad where they airbrushed jennifer lopez's tits to look bigger
and then they airbrushed lindsay lohan's to look smaller
Now Chavs have something to wear on Saturday night.
Beckham, the second most overrathed football player in the world. He only lose to Lampard...
the fact that he's looking right into the camera makes his touching her seem rather creepy..and not at all "Intimate"
i actually like posh with the lighter hair..that wig looks good.she must be a nightmare without all the makeup,extensions and whatever else
p.s-davids looking hot as usual
she looks NOTHING like posh!!! At least the david beckham lookalike is slightly like him...if you are drunk and in a dark nightclub, you'd think u had struck gold! no matter how drunk i was that wudnt b victoria beckham
where did all that booty come from on posh? that has to be a fake ass...
I used to think Beck was FINE...but now he looks GAY...he needs to stop taking botox with his plastic wife
where the hell is MK and any new posts?
Did MK die?? Where are the posts?
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