Matt, no question about it, not a good choice, but jesus
The little girl looks pretty hot
Please no! THird
matt
What happened to Hulk? He's grossly red. Matt Lauer looks too suburban. I pick neither.
matt for sure
Why the speedo and that color?
Hulk looks like an overstuffed chorizo in this picture, god go put the headband back on PLEASE!
Hulk. I hate hair.
Matt, duh.
Haha. Snakes in a Speedo.
HULK ALL THE WAY! Look at those arms! And with the lights off and that tan you wouldn't even be able to tell who it is!
mmmm...chorizo.
clearly, matt. and matt looks like he'd be much more surprised by what i'd do to him.
Matt!
Matt with a bad over his head.....or hair plugs at lease
clearly, matt. and matt looks like he'd be much more surprised by what i'd do to him.
stoli | 08.21.06 - 6:14 pm | #
HAHAHAHAHA. Hell yeah!
I meant to say bag, not bad. What the hell is a 'bad' on someone's head.
Hello Matt!!
I would.....
chorizo!! funny!!
Anonymous | 08.21.06 - 6:10 pm | # You are sick. That shit isnt cute. If I knew where you live Id go egg your house among other things. Sick fuck.
Whatever, I can't spell today. Here's what I meant to say, not that you were really worried about it:
"Matt with a bag over his head....or hair plugs, at least."
Geez, why was that so hard?
WOW!
Who knew matt laur had that rippling stomach under his dull suits? I'm his new stalker....... matt of course is the answer
neither...i seriously almost threw up my bagel...woof!
matt
is this a joke? Obviously Matt. Hulk looks like a veiny tomato in a speedo
I'd rather get food poisoning.
Lauer hands down! AT least his skin is real!
matt fo sure!
i love matt lauer, why all the hate? afterwards, he would tell me all the dirt on that bitch katie and we would laugh and laugh
mmmm...chorizo.
hungry | 08.21.06 - 6:14 pm | #
Yes when I get hungry everything reminds me of some food product 
matt. ugh. I think I just puked a little in my mouth.
Wow, he's sure been downing his "vitamins" a lot more lately.
Ivey | 08.21.06 - 6:17 pm | #
I was talking about her being hot out in that sun. Get your sick mind out of the gutter.
myself.
i rather get with myself than these two old hacks, lol
Matt's a lot more ripped than I would have thought. Oh yea, definitely Matt. I'd be hittin on that.
Matt so I can get rid of him and take his gorgeous wife
Uhmmm Matt for sure. I like the Hulkster but not in that way!!!
Matt!!! he really is hot!! No sarcasm!!
Def Lauer
Hulkster. Matt needs a toupe and a tan and a nose job LOL.
Satan
hulk hogan, but just so i could say that i fucked hulk hogan once.
My vibrator.
Matt.
Wow Hulk Hogan looks like a cooked lobster.
Matt looks like a brillo pad.
I'll pass on them both.
Read Vissy's comment for a cautionary example of why spelling must be taught in our schools throughout high school.
matt all the way. but he needs to wear his board-shorts lower. how did hulk get himself that color? he looks like his head is going to explode.
i take choice C...neither...
Why would the Hulkster hurt America like that?? WHYYYYY???
Speedo's?? And in Fluorescent YELLOW????
That is wrong.......
...and we wonder why Brooke is the way she is?
HELLOOOOOO...
so 80's!
hulk all the way man!!!
Wow, I agree - who knew Matt had those abs? He needs to do some more Today Show's shirtless!
Hulk looks like Santa Claus on vacation.
I'd rather masturbate
Mmm Matt no Hogan wait *checking pictures again* defaintly Matt yeah Matt.
MATT!!! Nice abs too.
Hideous! Although I am now somewhat curious about the contents of Hulk's Speedo.
Hulk - Can you say "Baked Potato"?
I'll take the old ugly one...
Eww Hulk Hogan has "skin Cancer" written
all over him...I'd definatly go with Matt!!
Solange! You made me giggle!!!!!
I'd have to say Matt. Definately. I'd love to run my hands over that chest.
Ooompa Loompas in speedos just don't do it for me. I'll take Matt.
Yeah, to be honest, I'd rather just flick bean and think of guys (or girls for that matter) who are normal coloured, and aren't boring twats. :]
Totally Matt...I love preppy little weinie guys. MMM brains are sexy.
Who knew Matt was rocking that body? Too bad he's not in the speedo so we can get an idea of what he's packin downtown.
Oh my fucking lord I have never seen that color on a human being before. It's like eggplant.
Neither. i would Pick the third option which is I would make them make love to eachother in front of me.
Can I be like Switzerland and abstain?
Wax off his stomach hair and I would pick Matt.
MATTT ALL THE WAY
neither
Wow, who knew Matt Lauer was sporting a six pack!!!
hey, have you seen most other guys Matt's age? He looks damn fine! no pot belly, and so he's a little bald...
Gotta go with the Hulkster. He still has those pythons that drove me crazy in the '80s. GROWL!
Hulk is ghastly but from the crotch down I like what I see...
I pick Hulk. I'd ride him like a pony!
Matt.
Matt. You might get radiation poisoning from his speedo.
I pick Hulk: he fills those speedos nicely AND looks as though he'd made a tasty savoury snack for afterwards.
The Hulk looks crispy fried and Matt is too pale. Matt it is.
Ooompa Loompas in speedos just don't do it for me. I'll take Matt.
cruelovin | 08.21.06 - 6:56 pm | #
HAhahahahahaaaa!!!!
He does look like an Ooompa Loompa with gigantism, doesn't he? Matt's a bit fuzzy but I'm OK with that. I had no idea he was in such great shape, if The Today Show ever sends him off travelling again he needs to go to nude beaches.
Hulk looks like the dad on american chopper in that pic
chorizo... lol... that tan is frightening but at least he's smooth
It has to be Matt Lauer for this one! Love the Hulk but...HOLY CRAP! [Shivering in terror]
Smooches
Yeah I'd have to pick the little girl over all of them too, Matt is looking like the "missing link" all ape and shit and the Hulk needs to make his way back to Wonkaland!
Matt, obviously.
To whoever said Hulk (*shudder*) looks like an overstuffed chorizo: What a hilarious observation! 
Who put Wilfred Brimley in the microwave?
Matt Lauer. Fourteen times from Tuesday.
I definitely pick Matt Lauer.
Hulk Hogan is just... yuck.
Matt, but ONLY IF HE DOES NOT SPEAK.
The other "person" is it? Looks like a smoked ham. Are we sure that's actually a person?
Neither. Hulk looks like he is about to burst out of his skin and Matt Skin looks like it was sucked in by a vacuum! I can see his veins!!!! Yuck on both.
Hulk looks vacummed also.
I would have to picK Matt...I think The Hulk would be into the dirty talkin..(and not in a good way).Besides, I would get nightmares after seeing his Little Hulkster.
they're both gross, but if someone had a gun to my head, a bomb in my parents house, and one of my sisters dangling from a bridge if i didn't choose, then matt.
What exactly do you call that shade, Scalded Lobster?
well hulk is just frightening in like 18 different ways... but matt looks pretty good... perfect for the soccer mom in me
once again, all the comments are funnier than the post itself, but I would 100% go with Matt, Hulk looks all plastic and weird, I hope Nick doesn't grow up to look like that, 'cause I think Nick is a little hottie, young enough to be my son but eh, who cares
I would rather get with George Lucas.
I think Matt looks really hot in that picture...
HULK - he looks like he is packing a bit more than MATT.
oh my gawd.. how could a girl (or guy) ever choose? that shit's unfair.. it's like a visual orgasm.. bananaramapantyman or thebottomofthedeepbluesea? this is tearing my heart into pieces..
http://www.stingybitches.com/ stingy%20advice.html
Matt
Hogan looks like a burnt pigly wiggly hot dog....all the time
Matt for sure. A little wax for the hair and a bit more sun and he'd be one sexy dude.
oh hot damn Matt all the way!!!!!!!!
If I weren't married, Matt. Hulk is all 'roidy and old
You can guess who I've been with because that's not a mustache that the hulkster's sportin. 
Matt for sure
I'd rather eat a turd.
laur fo sho
Who put Wilfred Brimley in the microwave?
Francine | 08.21.06 - 7:37 pm | #
lol
matt l.
Matt, because the body is much better than I expected. Hulk, man I don't know....
would love a threesome!
So, that's what the green monster looks like!
Matt, if I had to choose, desert island, etc.
Hulk because he is one funny old dude who I hear is very sweet!!
matt
Matt for sure! He's got a HOT HOT HOT bod!
Matt, Matt, Matt, Matt, Matt, Matt, Matt, Matt, Matt, Matt, Matt, Matt, Matt, Matt, Matt, Matt, Matt, Matt, Matt, Matt, Matt, Matt, Matt, Matt, Matt, Matt, Matt, Matt, Matt, Matt, Matt, Matt, Matt, Matt, Matt, Matt, Matt, Matt..... DAMN!!! He's hot in that pic!!! I'd put that cute little girl down for her nap and do him every way I could until she woke up!!!!
DAYUM!!!
What color do you think Hulk Hogan would be if he stopped tanning? Blech.
Hulk looks like an overstuffed chorizo in this picture, god go put the headband back on PLEASE!
Anonymous | 08.21.06 - 6:12 pm | #
LMFAO :D
Definitely Matt! I'd hit that over steroidmania anyday!
Matt Lauer.
The little girl looks pretty hot
Anonymous | 08.21.06 - 6:10 pm | #
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WTF!? That shit is NOT funny! Aww...she's so cute with her little tummy.
Oh! Matt actually has hot abs and a trim waist - those swim trunks look so good on him!
The Hulkster's new hobby is destroying plumbing and clogging toilets!
If you ever wanted to know what steroids would do to your body after twenty years then take a good look at Mr. TanAholic. This guy is such a creep loser. His kids are spoiled fuck-ups that don't know the value of money. In that one episode he made his kids work for a day in a restaurant and he thought it was too cruel. What a fucking loser along with his kids and stupid bimbo wife.
And fuck all you that worship this loser and his fucktard family.
Matt for sure. He a hot bitch.
There are no true choices therefore this question is 'A RIDDLE WRAPPED IN A MYSTERY INSIDE AN ENIGMA' making one prone to suicide.
Matt, I'd had to say. But he still doesn't attract me at all.
If it were a choice between Hogan and Diesel, I'd opt for a nunnery.
I'd hit Matt just based on the pics. But.... there's something really hot to be said about the Hulk throwin you down on a bed.
The Matt Lauer pic made my jaw drop! Give me some of him!!!!
UGH those big veins! I can just imagine Hulk getting caught in some barbed wire and it catching on one of his veins
I thought - HOGAN! DUH! I can't believe everyone's about matt lauer! child on the left = turnoff
i'm not gay but DEFINITELY matt lauer!!
hulk needs to lay off the sun big time
[hogan singing]
Baby let me be,
Your lovin teddy bear
Put a chain around my neck,
And lead me anywhere
Oh let me be
Your teddy bear.
I don't know. I bet the Hulkster's got a pretty fat and thick one. I bet it's tan, too.
Who put Wilfred Brimley in the microwave?
Francine | 08.21.06 - 7:37 pm | #
lol
tallulah | 08.21.06 - 8:20 pm | #
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I second that!
I've always thought Matt Lauer was hot, but he jumped up a couple points after finally going for the buzzcut a couple years ago. That picture confirms that he looks just as sexy out of a suit as he does in one (though I'd much prefer him with nothing on..)
I've always thought of Matt Lauer as a total power bottom. Come on he's a pig and he loves it.
The Hulkster is making my eyes hurt from that banna hammock! He looks like a old piece of beef jerky. SNAP INTO A SLIM JIM! I will never eat jerky again. And his legs are skinny n' veins a poppin. Doesn't he work those out, or just his upper body? I think him and Dog The Bounty Hunter were seperated at birth, brotha.
Matt's shorts are rather cool. And his body looks much normal and unfreakish like the Hulkster's.
Wow...if Matt would wax...damn he'd be not bad at all...good job.
Wow...if Matt would wax...damn he'd be not bad at all...good job.
Erin | 08.21.06 - 10:20 pm | #
HELL NO!
His man-fur is sexy!
Damn Matt I did'nt realize it was like that under the suit!!
Neither, but I would like to see them in a porn movie together.Barebacking Bears Gone Wild.
What makes you think I haven't already got with both of them? Silly rabbit!!
homeboy Hogan is fucking fried and his daughet is a tranny enough said
Whodathunk that Matt Lauer had a nice bod underneath all that tweed and boringness?
The hulk is like purple...sick...matt hands down
matt needs to do the today show shirtless from now on!
Hogan really does look gross -- I can't tell if he's roasted or just has heart trouble. His skin looks all tight and stretched, like his belly is about to pop, and he has VARICOSE VEINS on his hands.
I hate to use such a trite expression, but I think Hulk's photo might be photoshopped. He isn't that fat, is he?!?
That chaise lounge looks pretty sexy right now.
Gary Coleman | 08.22.06 - 12:02 am | #
No, they were not photoshopped. I saw them elsewhere... I'm sure you were all very concerned!
I would say neither, but if I was forced to pick one, it would definitely by Matt Lauer.
It pains me to look at Hulk. He looks like he needs to take a massive dump.
is it even in question? i'd ride matt until he was raw
Matt all the way!
how about hulk doing matt?
Hulk is so 'roided up I have to go w/Lauer.He has to have a bigger dick.
I'm all about big dicks.
Hogan looks like a rump roast.
switch bathing suits first.
Hulk Hogan wasn't even "hot" when he was supposed to be, let alone now.... FUCKING GROSS...
Ugh, Hulk has chicken legs !!! So unappealing. Matt is hot - he should show up on the Today show looking like that - maybe I would tune in. Na, I am too in love with Diane Sawyer.
hmm in hulks case i wonder if the carpet matches the drapes. hahahahah sick.
Do you really need to ask?
I think Matt looks hottie hot hottie here
Oh Matt, for sure. Altho - even my mom thought we look quite a bit alike. I even see it at times too.
what the HELL is going on with hulk hogan's chest? seriously? it looks like 2 asses on top of each other.
I'll take Matt hairy chest and all...what's wrong with chest hair anyway...it is very sexy! Only real men are comfortable with their chest hair!!!
hulk
they should switch trunks
hogan! look at that package!
Hulk looks like the Thanksgiving turkey who has been left in the oven too long! Has he been basted! Ugh! too ugly!
Rat Boy looks good!
Matt
MATT, MATT, MATT -- you've been holding out on us. Who knew you had that six pack all this time, under those suits and ties!!!
I pick C. Neither.
definately matt!!!
not into big old tanned meat... yuck!!
Damn, Matt for sure. Didn't realize he had those abs. Damn.
Hulk looks like a rolled roast tied up with a yellow string. And what's up with that huge blue vein on his knee? Ugh.
soulks | 08.21.06 - 6:33 pm | #
Love your grav!!!
Matt went to my alma mater (Ohio University). He was short one class for graduation, but he went off into the world of broadcasting anyway. When he became recognized they threw him a bone and let him officially graduate without the class credits he needed. I think we should rake him over for this (ha ha). Nevermind. He cheats on his wife. He's a turd.
Okay, now my answer to the question: Matt. Duh.
Wow i dont know who this Matt guy is,but damn he is hot!!!He i sjust the kind of men i like great body not Ken looking and most importantly he has plenty of hair-real man!!!And i bet my life he is packing!!
That's like asking me whether I'd rather drown or burn to death.
Hulk is the poster-board for skin cancer. How he doesn't have it is beyond me. Good day!!! I used to be jealous of people with tans, but looking at this picture, it makes me happy Im pale.
Matt is looking pretty hot. That's a nice surprise!!! He's still annoying though.
Hulk looks like a constipated blowfish
Let's see...Hogan with the red meat, no hair, and that oh so sexy neon green speedo, or Matt with the hair chest, love handles, and porcupine hair...hmmm...
Definitely Matt Lauer...I've always thought he was a good looking, older man!
Matt...look at that six pack!
Hello Matt!!! I love a man with a little hair on his chest. Yummy.
The little girl looks pretty hot
Anonymous | 08.21.06 - 6:10 pm | #
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Are you John Mark Carr? hahaha!
The photo on the left is actually a sunburned walrus in a speedo.
I slept with Matt Lauer again last week. (Same old same old.) He still cums prematurely, and as always, once the lights go out, it's all about him.
Never did the Hulk, although there was that time when he was making banjo eyes at me all the way through the NASCAR awards banquet. Any first-hand reports out there?
The photo on the left is actually a sunburned walrus in a speedo.
EdwardVIII | 08.22.06 - 10:30 am | #
ROFL!
I always thought Matt was hot.
amy | 08.22.06 - 10:09 am | #
Everyone in that family will probably get skin cancer. I heard they've even got a tanning bed at home, fer chrissakes.
Matt definitely!!!
MATT IS A TOTAL DILF!
I'd back it up..
Flip it.. AND reverse it shoot..
MMMMmmmmm.....
A propose a steel cage threesome. IT'S GONNA GET UGLY, BROTHER!
Since when is Lauer ripped? Nice!
matt...nuff said...
matt, if there's no back hair
Is death an option?
umm dayum matt...you know he likes dick right? I just didn't know he had all that going on
Matt...even though he is an idiot.
Damn... Matt's packin some heat there! I'll have tha picture in my head every morning when I watch the Today show now! RAWR!
Hulk is the new spokeperson for Sunmaid Raisins
um MATT! he's HOT!
hulk hogan, but just so i could say that i fucked hulk hogan once.
themegger | 08.21.06 - 6:36 pm | #
Are you kidding? It would be soooo much cooler to say you fucked Matt Lauer.
Besides, crazy roid muscles suck.
hahahah definately matt damn.. i'd so hit it once or twice even haha
MATT!! Hulk Hogan looks like my grandpa on steroids.
Matt.....but i would have and affair with the hulk on the side ....just for one night
Neither. Hulk looks like an over-cooked hotdog!
Matt, but only after a lot of nair and stuff
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