m mc would have been better
I think they're hot.
such homos 
love ittt
Jake over Matthew?!?! At least Matthew can pretend to be all manly and tough....Jake already seems like he has no balls?!?
you know what they say...two's company, three's a crowd.
Are they going to include the adultery in this biopic?
I despise Armstrong.
Yes, his achievements are stellar but he is a very ugly man inside.
Who had the last say in this? I'm sorry but i don't think jake is a good fit.
Yanno..I guess I'm the only one who thinks men can hang out without fucking each other.
But then I guess I live in freaksville..
Hey MK, not all males suck eachother off, big guy.
I hope Jake wins. =)
will they include the performance enhancing drugs in the biopic? clearly thats how how he got testicular cancer! ahh the crazy world of cycling
MK can you post the links to Paris' negative reviews?
MizRo, why do you say he is a very ugly man inside?
Matthew McConaughey would have been better.
Then again, I don't care and won't be seeing this movie.
Why would Jake be chosen over MMc? At least he looks like a well-built guy. Jake looks like a sleazy, skinny, grungy fag.
THANK YOU MISHA AND MIZRO- I thought I was the only one on the planet who does not like him. Lots of people, who are not rich at all or famous or who can pay for treatments, have cancer and do not cheat on their wives who had 3 kids with him and supported him.
mmm, mmm, mmm lemme taste that 5 nut brownie!!!
Pascha, I cannot speak for MizRo, but this guy cheated on his wife who supported him throughout his cancer ordeal. That makes him an anti-hero in my eyes.
matthew is to cool of a guy to
get that upset, i doubt it would be that big of a deal for him, and he doing a movie with kate hudson soon.
Lance Armstrong is a piece of shit who happens to be blessed with extraordinary athleticism. I'd like to kick him in the nut.
Too bad that I am not a Hollywood bigwig. I totally would have cast Peewee Herman. He already has the bicycle.
http://www.scorcher.org/screed/h...ewee-
bottom.jpg
yeah, sure his wins were impressive, but also don't like the type of man he is. btw, did we ever find out the real reason why him and the Crow brokeup?
him and the crow broke up because he's gay. come on.
Pascha: Lara is 100% correct.
He is incredibly insensitive, and completely self-involved.
where's toastee's weekly interview?
jake??? playing lance ? ehhh
Jake rides it better, so he got it.
Hey MK, not all males suck eachother off, big guy.
tender cavity | 08.22.06 - 2:33 pm | #
Yanno..I guess I'm the only one who thinks men can hang out without fucking each other.
But then I guess I live in freaksville..
woahitsme | 08.22.06 - 2:31 pm | #
These are the funniest postings i have ever read!!!
Obviously you've never been to a rest stop! starbucks, barnes & knoble, target, home depot, aww hell, you've never been out of your house before, because all men do suck & fuck each other. maybe not often but at least once in a while!!
LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mathew must feel like shit. He's been all over the place with Lance...He does come off as desperate tho.. always walking around with no shirt on. I betcha he thought he had this role sewn up....
Meanwhile Jake has the juicer looking ass anyway...His shit is probably better...
The other thing is, who gives a fuck who plays LA? Honestly, he should just play himself.
I vote for a live oil wrestling battle royale
If Jake is going to play Lance, who is going to play Sheryl Crowe?!
I can understand why Lance would want Jake. Jake is an excellent amateur cyclist according to Lance. Jake's also an excellent actor. But Jake is SO much better looking than Lance ever could dream of being. And Jake's body is absolutely gorgeous.
Now, he'll lose weight and develop that lean biker body and he'll look icky. I'm rather underwhelmed with enthusiasm about Jake agreeing to do it. They needed a moderate to unknown Lance look-alike for this made-for-TV drek. And Matthew has a production company that will be involved in producing, so I don't think there's any kind of cat fight going on. Sorreeee!
I heard Sheryl has an STD and that contributed to their breakup.
Butt Puppets
I nominate a used up crack whore to play Crow
Matthew's too short.
Jake will do a better job of portraying a closeted champion cyclist.
mmmmmmmmmmmman meat
These are the funniest postings i have ever read!!!
Obviously you've never been to a rest stop! starbucks, barnes & knoble, target, home depot, aww hell, you've never been out of your house before, because all men do suck & fuck each other. maybe not often but at least once in a while!!
shayshay | 08.22.06 - 2:55 pm | #
Um, maybe you're talking about your dad, brothers and uncles....
but that aint how it is with most folk.
Then again, I'm sure you're gonna tell us most men screw their dogs when no one's looking, just because your daddy did...
Who cares is they are gay for each other, doesn't make Lance any less of an opportunistic asshole
Matthew M. looks like Tori Spellings husband in that pic.
Who cares. I don't believe any of these idgits is gay. They just like to ride bikes all the time like the boring-ass dorks they are.
whoaitsme.
you are so right. my daddy did screw the dog and thus you were born.
xoxo woofies!!!
Everybody knows one nut Armstrong's story and noone wants to watch it play out on a movie screen. Period.
Mountain out of Mole Hill....
Hey shay shay, get your fingers out of your poppa's tar and join the real world, sweetheart.
Hmmmmm, I could see Matthew doing that role, not so much Jake.
they'll probably cast someone like Blohan or Fugs Simpson #2 to paly Cheryl.
sorry, that you guys have to talk about my daddy. all i am saying is that more guys than you know are on the DL. and i'll leave it at that.
Oh goody! I can't wait to see who poops and the floor and if they fess up to it.
Sorry meant to say"poops on the floor".
It must be quite a burden to be infused with so much knowledge and I'll leave it at that.
Huh? I never thought McBongo was in ANY serious contention to play this role. I thought he and Lance were hanging together because they were BFF--not because McBongo was angling to play him in a movie.
Does this mean that McBongo will send Lance packing from their Malibu beach house or will Lance send the other guy packing?
Seriously, I think this is total BS.
matt would only be pissed if he swallowed
umm.. matthew mcconagay looks nothing like lance.......?????????
He dumped his 1st wife on a Valentines weekend in Santa Barbara after she dropped everything to nurse his ass back from death&gave him 3 kids from the turkey baster.
He doesnt treat women well,he is a control freak.
none of them are gay, this is stupid
Matt was never up for the role.
Matt supposedly hit on Jake and was rebuffed, and they haven't been since together since. Says the gossip.
in all fairness there is no evidence any of them are gay, though i wish jakey was cuz he's such a loser
Why can't Lance play himself in his own biopic? As far as why these three are always together...uhm, well, you'll have to ask them.
Why can't Lance play himself in his own biopic? As far as why these three are always together...uhm, well, you'll have to ask them.
EdwardVIII | 08.22.06 - 3:53 pm | #
1. The movie is about Lance
2. Jake is gonna play Lance in the movie.
3. Matt is involved in the production company that is involved with making the movie.
Matt and Lance are man str8 man ho's. Not so sure about Jake. he didn't go to Miami with Lance and Matt girl hunting. Maybe he has someone waiting at home????
Jake is a better actor; Matthew is hotter.
But all the conversation is beside the point. They both need to be my bitches!
Lance is only, what 30-something and he's ready for his biopic? Asshole
I won't be watching this, simply because..................
I Don't Care
lance already wrote his biography... i wonder if he'll include how he screwed over his wife and then dumped sheryl crow for no reason
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=== Thanks for the nasty visuals.
Neither of these guys are in good enough shape to play LA. Both too soft.
I see a circle jerk in their future. Followed by a hug, a sweaty one.
Matt supposedly hit on Jake and was rebuffed, and they haven't been since together since. Says the gossip."
What? Details!
Not sure I believe it but good dirt anyway.
It think it's just a PR stunt to try and distract ppl from thinking these guys are a couple. And, an Armstrong biopic sounds seriously boring.
Lance is a prick hate him.
I heard that Jake bailed on them because they wanted to run around Miami and act like idiots with lots of skanky girls.
Jake is a good man.
Matt McHunkahey is way too fucking hot to play Lancelot in a shitty ass movie.
I bet it will be as exciting as The Fantasia Barrino Story (that I did not watch).
Jake is a good man. I'm pleased for him he got the role even if people think the role might be a bad choice. Why don't you just wait and see.
The homophobic comments in here always surprise me because of the blog's owner. Some of you talk such nasty shit if you think men are gay. If any of them are gay, fuck it, they are what they are. It's not a crime.
Neither of these guys are in good enough shape to play LA. Both too soft.
Noni | 08.22.06 - 4:23 pm | #
Damn straight, Noni.
yeah why would anyone WANT to play Lance Armstrong....
ummm.... neither look anything like lance.
I get why Jake is hanging around he is doing a movie - it's about lance so he's kinda traning and becoming him so to say but why must TATA join them all the time, they look like a Troupe!
He dumped his 1st wife on a Valentines weekend in Santa Barbara after she dropped everything to nurse his ass back from death&gave him 3 kids from the turkey baster.
He doesnt treat women well,he is a control freak.
Tushkin | 08.22.06 - 3:46 pm | #
Lance sounds like an egotistic asswipe, I feel bad for the ex wife and sherryl crow
"shayshay" you sound like a sick bitch who's trying to catch aids!!
Team Jake!!
I think Lance had been treated and had recovered from the cancer when he met his future wife. He was treated for cancer in 1996 and met his former wife in June of 1997.
I don't doubt that he's an egotistical bastard but the woman who saw him through the cancer was his mother.
Lara and MizRo, thanks for explaining that to me. I had totally forgotten about it. Now he's not looking so hot to me anymore.
I think he married the nurse who took care of him at the hospital when he had his cancer surgery.
By the way Cheryl Crowe is going to be on Larry King Live either tonight or tomorrow night.
Who would be the bottom in a Mance relationship? Doesn't figure....
I despise Armstrong.
Yes, his achievements are stellar but he is a very ugly man inside.
MizRo | 08.22.06 - 2:30 pm | #
Very much agreed, MizRo. I can't stand that asshole.
WTF is with Matthew McConaughey's face? He looks like a 50-year old hobo in that photo. 
I vote for a live oil wrestling battle royale
Baby J | 08.22.06 - 3:00 pm | #
OMG, I just saw Battle Royale for the first time over the weekend. Holy shit! That is one crazy flick.
I just these 3 to do a 3-way with DP! Fuck they make me horny!
SPIT ROAST! :-P
How Do any of you know Lance is such a jerk?? From what I heard from friends in Austin his wife is/was a real opportunist BITCH. He was already in remission from cancer and nutless when they married.
I think they're all homos.
I think he married the nurse who took care of him at the hospital when he had his cancer surgery.
naw. he met her through a cancer charity or something i think.
if matt lost the part, does it mean he can't suck as good as jake? i'm just asking...
I thought Matt Damon was going to play Armstrong. He may not look much like him but he's a better actor than Jake and Matthew.
No he met his ex wife when he was ill. I read it in his autobiography.
Lance decided that Toothy Tile's dirt-star tastes better than McConagay's!
They were doing the Tour De France thing I believe.. bikes and all that.
So.. they became buddies..... OMGOSH BFFL!!!!
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