FIRST!
I don't see the big deal with every one ragging on him. I mean, let him be, who cares......
I'm glad it's finally hitting him where it hurts. being a crazy know it all has it's financial drawbacks as well, huh Tom?
Use to love the guy - now I can barly tolerate him!
Immediately the Joan Crawford/Louie B. Mayer scene from "Mommie Dearest" springs to mind. I totally see Cruise reacting in the same way.
..."Hollywood royalty..."
FIFTH!!?!!
PRETTY FUCKING UNBELIEVABLE, HUH?! LET'S WATCH IT PLAY OUIT INDEED
FIFTH BITCHES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
UI used to love Tom too. LOVED hi. And now, I stuill think he is one of the handsomest men on the planet, but he is too weird and too nutso!
Free Katie! Free Suri! Free them now.
technically those of us commenting in the david spade posting would be first oh ye who know not. but calling first is like saying 'i'm a fucktard and i'm proud of it.'
goodie for paramount. i think that counts as having almost one testicle.
I can't wait to see.
My money's on: Something's going to come out soon about exactly how badly Katie Holmes has been abused, brainwashed, and held almost against her will, in a way, by him.
Also, the closet actor will be outed by a very reliable source.
Watch!
Nita -- I would only say one is more subjective than the other and one could just say Tom is acting bi-polar. But, myself, I agree, Tom is way more off the deep end than Mel; tho Mel, like Tom, has made extremist comments propagating his religion too, also while sober.
vampira | 08.22.06 - 10:42 pm | #
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I am the cut and paste queen this eve
Yes, MK, yes! Perfect pic of him too! I hope he goes even more psycho then Joan Crawford does in "Mommie Dearest" whe she gets cut. Oh sweet, sweet SOLING MYSELF WITH SCHADENFREUDEN GLEE
Freak Speely got it before me!
quick katie, tom is distracted by his money!!!!! RUN BITCH RUN!!!!!!!!!!!
Why can I see him in a straightjacket within the next 5 years?
You know Katie is totally getting her meds cut off tonight
i think studios are finally getting tired of losing money with "stars" (cruise/blohan/etc) while having to put up with their bad behavior...why pay huge salaries to actors who can no longer guarantee results?...they can just hire new, up-and-coming actors, pay them less, and if their movies flop, in the end the studios have lost less money..
WEEEEEEEEEE! The case is about to be cracked! Mishma, what is this shadenfreuden? I keep hearing this word.
Who wants to start betting on the over/under before he truly looses it?
Scientology is HILARIOUS as a religion and I really feel sorry for these easily misguided celebrities who follow it ... but I'm tired of the Tom ragging too.
He is still a fairly decent actor and a pretty nice guy to everyone on set. You can't really say that about MOST of the other "stars" in Hollywood. As for his opinions on meds, etc ... who cares?? He is a follower of SCIENTOLOGY. He is obviously not brillant.
I think Bitch went wrong when he left Pat Kingsly and allowed his SISTER to do his PR. Again, he is not too bright but not many in LA have bad words to say about him on set. I would much rather have a cup of coffee with him than with these full-of-themself types like Jamie Foxx.
SCHADENFREUDE: a German word used for: A malicious satisfaction obtained from the misfortunes of others
i bet katie already has a tiny suitcase hidden under the bed!!!
and while you're running bitch don't forget to take maliki with you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
maybe they found out that suri doesnt exist. and the people will really make a spectacle of that. poor tom, he used to be one of my favorite actors.
as long as tom takes his vitamins, he'll be alright....
i bet poor suri wont even be allowed to take flint stone vitamins!
Praise be to Xenu
finally. That was a wise business descision for Paramount. The general public is sick of Tom's crazy shenanigans and he's going down fast, which means less $$$ for his movies. I would love it if he just dissapeared all together!
lol letinstar
i can see tom now in the corn field: OUTLANDERS, OUTLANDERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i mean yeah he's kinda out there, but nothing that would seem to warrant this. jeez.
LET MY KATIE GO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
FREE KATIE!!!!!!!!!!
ATTICA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(now that that's out of the way: man, redstone's wording is sick. as in sickly BALLSY. wow. so did redstone get permission from scientology to do this or what?
who's zooming whom, here?
i hope tom fights back, and takes out everybody (ahem, meaning scientology) for this.
oh yeah, and FREE KATIE.)
Oh, I guess I have alot of that shadenfreude.
Thanks for the new vocab word!
Three of my older brothers are in $cientology, This is one of the happiest days in my Life!! I'm so glad Paramount saw Tom Cruise and his so-called religion for what it truly is, one giant con game! We don't need him telling us how to live our lives. That's what I got from my bothers all the time. Well, at least I'm still sane and have money to live on.
What happened to the days the studios hide the stars hijinks and the stars actually had discretion. I mean, there were plenty of crazies in Hollywoods halcyon youth but they cared about their reputations. Now we scoff if they say they are virgins and sober. We scoff because they already blew it. Sigh
I do believe MK may have sniffed a trail. If someone lost you money, or just jumped on a couch, dissed anti-d's well over a year ago, bought an ultrasound and kept his kids' pic hidden, OK, it's weird, but not super-malicious. Yet, Paramount made their comments personal....maybe they have seen the Suri pic and decided to cut and run. Yeah, he will be ballistic on damage-control after this.
I personally foresee a Waco, David Koresh type scenario unfolding.
I hope this type of attitude spreads through Hollywood with all the studio heads. The suits are getting tired of all these half-ass actors and actresses pulling their shit.
First, Blohan. Second, Tom Cruise. I can't wait to see who's next.
I can't believe this shit.
Was the Reuter's website hacked?
The Reuter's story is poorly written.
IE, what is the name of Tom Cruise's production company?
It is not mentioned in the Reuter's piece.
POOR RESEARCH.
The only unacceptable behavior I can think of that would cause a movie star to have a 14 year realtionship with his business partners severed is that he is not making billions of dollars in profit for those folks anymore.
Unless he was raping children, I am sure they would not give two greasy shits about his conduct offscreen- IF he was still making them the money they need to keep their money addiction going strong.
I wonder who he is going to sue? Cuz someone's gonna pay for this
will be fun to see TC on the SciFi
channel in Tom Cruise,Spaced.
I think they are definitely worried about his future behavior and the very strange relationsip he has with his wife (or captive).
...giggle....
Oh, and you people with the whole 'first' stuff are truly annoying. Seriously.
...giggle....
Oh, and you people with the whole 'first' stuff are truly annoying. Seriously.
I know for a fact Brad Grey, president of Paramount found out Suri is Fake and is convinced this is going to come out in the media and be the end of his career.
I have very reliable sources in L.A.
tom is really gonna lose it now! in the next months i can see him running out of his mansion with a gun in one hand, katie and their raggedy ann doll in the other.
Hey "Jeff"- LOL- nice name, BTW.
Now THAT would be a scandal that would keep me on the edge of my seat and I am not fan of Tom Cruise or Katie Holmes.
Tom Cruise has a fake baby
Hopefully the other Scientos will shut their traps for fear of their own paychecks instead of flaunting their insanity.
Somebody send the janjaweed the Cruise's house to get rid of him and to save Katie.
Too bad Stoney is not here for this!
people at paramount are mysteriously gonna stat disappearing one by one now.
Katie Holmes is going to leave Tom Cruise and reveal the fake baby scam.
She cannot live with it anymore.
I have very reliable sources.
This is a fact.
vampira | 08.22.06 - 10:44 pm | #
i didn't see it til you posted it over at the spadelock thread. then i went to imdb... where i once was banned for making a tom cruise is in the closet/scientology is a scam comment (remember those days?)... and from there, went all over the place...
and perez STILL doesn't have it up. that dude is always half a week behind everyone else. so thank you, vampira, but putting it up first, here at michael k's.
i wouldn't have been before, but having read a lot of people's thoughts, now i'm very suspicious of the wording of redstone. that wording is extremely severe. that's not about business (projections aren't up to snuff, he only makes us 1.5 billion worldwide instead of 4.5 billion; we're going in different directions), that was personal. hollywood deals with crazy ass stars all the time. eccentricities come with the territory.
tom cruise didn't shoot anyone, didn't rape anyone, didn't suck the dicks of little boys on set, isn't heading off to rehab, didn't dangle someone out of a 20 story window, none of that.
it can't even be about the Suri hoax, since Hollywood INVENTED the hoax game.
he just was photographed smiling like an idiot with his formerly vibrant woman looking like she's cracking up, the other side of a nervous breakdown.
and Scientology is a monster to be feared on a par with the *other* false religion, Kabbalah; and 'thou shalt not speak ill of it' hollywood Judaism (as opposed to real judaism).
What does this mean for scientology that their biggest booster is canned?
Will they back him up?
Will they turn their backs upon him?
Will they force Katie to speak ill of him, while tightening their own clutches even tighter around her (now THAT is scary, but totally forseeable)?
That's why I say, above, that I hope Tom fights back -- and that Scientology is the chin he uppercuts. Either Scientology is cracking, or something else a little more sinister is going down, here.
Scientology? Sure, that was part of the break-up. Anti-psychiatry? Maybe a little. Jumping on couches? Yeah, that put him on the shit list, but not enough for Paramount to drop him. Why, then?
Because...
(drumroll...)
Tom Cruise is no longer credible as a heterosexual. His amateurish acting during his "courtship" of Katie, then Katie became "Kate, the child-bearing woman" and then the non-existent Suri... Tom's campaign fell on its ass. Anyone who didn't believe he was gay before, now does.
Yesssssssssssssssssssssss!
janjaweed-lol
There is a GOD!
GO YANKEES 
I'm glad someone FINALLY called this douchebag out on his antics. GOOD! He deserves it!
NOBODY puts baby in the corner!!!!!!
37th!yes 
I don't get the hate for this guy. He hates anti-depression drugs, which is understandable because they do have side-effects on certain people like young people and he loves Katie Holmes. SO the fuck what?
Why people feel the need to think his love for Katie isn't real is beyond me. You can't stop people from being attracted to one another....and the baby is fake too? Jeez, its so bad of them not to parade their baby like other celebrities?
You're probably right, MK. Wacky behavior wouldn't be enough for this -- they're expecting something serious to go down, which will put his career officially in the crapper.
Maybe the Thai boys have agreed to testify, or maybe they got pics of him cuddling a plastic doll and cooing, "Isn't she precious?". Either way, I doubt wacky behavior and okay-but-not-great box office for one movie would be enough to get him the chop.
I totally agree that more shit might be coming down the pipe and that Paramount just wanted to be rid of him. GOOD GOOD GOOD GOOD.
As he slips off the top, Johnny D, George, Leo, Brad, Matt(Dillon)and Will Smith all move up a slot.
Tom had his reign at the top and now moved aside as establihment like Tom hanks, Michael Douglas, Mel Gibson (yes)Jack Nicholson etc....He wil be known as lunatic emeritus.
UPDATE: Paula Wagner, Cruise's producing partner, responded angrily, claiming Redstone's comments were "outrageous and disrespectful." Wagner noted that her collaboration with Cruise has accounted for 15% of Paramount's theatrical revenues over the last decade. Wagner added that she and Cruise broke off negotiations with Paramount within the last few days. Finally, Wagner said her company has raised "a revolving fund of $100 million" from two hedge funds and that they will be making movies in the future.
Your right MK, this IS going to get good. How soon will that VANITY FAIR cover of "Suri" will hit newstands?
GO YANKEES
Tom Cruise is done in Hollywood. He should pack up and head back to Pennsylvania and open up a coffee shop.
He is done.
So what he had one movie that didn't live up to expectations when every single other one has.
NO ONE. NO STUDIO Would severe their ties with a comment like Redstone made because of that.
That he is gay and has been hiding it, that his relationship is fake and he had a fake baby are the reasons why.
He is going to go down the Michael Jackson Route.
Maybe not with molesting kids but he is going to go crazy.
if he was producing good stuff, i don't understand how his personality got in the way, i mean look at freekin woody pedophile allen.
i do feel sorry for katIe though. he will be all depressed and won't take the meds...
I believe had begun to get fed up with his obssessive suing of any publication that even hinted at his sexuality. That started the whispers of "control freak". Then the Scientology tents at War of the Worlds that even Spielberg could not defend. The the Katie romance that was so over the top, so insane that you could even see the disbelief on starfucker Oprah's face. Then it completely disolves when Spielberg physically distaces himself from Cruise and then the pregnancy. The pregnancy was the final straw. So out of nowhere, her developing at a rapid pace. The denial of pictures of the child due to "money negotiations" and "ten days to photoshop" Fellow celebrities saying the "met Suri and she was not disfigured" in the same monosylabic script Kate spouted about her love for Tom. Will was all so blatantly orchestrated and so very much avoidable. Tom was an A-lister, cruising under the radar and then this...he could have done much better
Expect the Vanity Fair Pics of Suri to come out to counter act this news. Then it will be all about Tom the doting dad. Curious timing eh?Next----->
Expect the Vanity Fair Pics of Suri to come out to counter act this news. Then it will be all about Tom the doting dad. Curious timing eh?Next----->
Gary Coleman sings a hysterical song called 'Schadenfreude' in the Tony winning Avenue Q, all about happiness at the misfortune of others.
Oh yeah, FREE KATIE!
FREE KATIE!
FREE THE FAKE BABY!
He will be outed in the Andrew Morton book (same dude who exposed Princess Di's marriage as loveless).
No matter what, Paramount was rude in their statment. Don't count Tom out just yet. He isn't my fav movie star, but my money goes on him having the last laugh and a shit load of new money on the 100s of millions he already has.
"That he is gay and has been hiding it, that his relationship is fake and he had a fake baby are the reasons why. "
C'mon now.
There are plenty of CLOSETED queers working as actors in Hollywood- some successful, some not.
And all of these folks are not getting the boot from their business partners.
If this Reuters piece, (which referenced an article to be published in the Wall Street Journal) is accurate, I will have to conclude something else ( besides Tom Cruise being a closet queen) is going down behind this.
The something else is IMO, is Cruise is not making enough money for these folks and for that reason alone, they do not want to put up with his bullshit anymore.
lets shoot him in the neck with a tranquilizing gun and free rosemary!!
God! I think that you are right people, whe you say that thereīs gotta be something really really nasty coming out, so thatīs why they decided to "let him go" so they wouldnīt be involved in his madness. Maybe Tomīs biography is about to be released sooner than later.
I am really enjoying this news. He so fucking deserves it after his phony PR machinations for the past two decades. I was wondering why no one in Hollywood was speaking the truth about this dipshit in recent months when he was so obviously OVER. I hope some more really ugly dirt comes out heh heh.
Nita - no harm, no foul. And gotta give props to imapepper who alerted on the report from the right coast in the fugeva thread, which made me watch. Funny, it was acc to Charlie Gibson 'late breaking news' -- on the evening news to use that term I'd think we're about to get bombed. But yeah when I heard it I was quite amazed at the tone. And I think it 'broke late' to avoid the ET/AH shows reporting it.
'didn't suck the dicks of little boys on set' -- hell, maybe he did.
It will all get caught in the lint trap.
tom didn't meet katie at an event. he ARRANGED a meeting with her thru his and her agents. and his "baby" came on the heels of the current trend of stars having babies; at least in the other cases, relationships were already well involved. does anyone defending this guy not see something odd about that? this guy has gotten more and more severe over the years defending his image, and now he's just been an asshole to Vanity Fair, a very prestigious magazine. don't underestimate their connections in hollywood. no, tom has been a creepfreak for a while now and he's going over the deep end with his manipulations. time to pay up, tom.
His behavior has affected his box office. If he was still pulling high box office numbers, this wouldn't even be an issue. Paramount knows it's not easy for stars to come back when they exhibit this kind of box office poison behavior. It can happen, remember Travolta and Pulp Fiction? But Cruise's ego is too inflated to accept small paychecks and indie films to rebuild his cred. Not sure if he'd ever be that humble again, and even so, nobody wants to work with someone this crazy even by H'wood standards.
Was he always weird or is it just becoming more obvious...what the hell happened?
Tom and Katie faked having a baby
Katie is going leave him.
Andrew Mortons book reveals he's gay.
This is all going to be revealed in the upcoming week
Tom Cruise is GREAT!
The Suri fiasco is just the latest (and not final) nail in his celebrity coffin--they could produce a perfectly cute normal baby and most people will think she was bought and paid for. It's just his gayness, his creepy Scientology mania, his phoniness...I hope he's done for good.
This is all living art, isn't it? Kate the performer, Tom the performer, "Suri" the fake baby prop. They all suck, but this is sort of interesting, isn't it?
Is the Andrew Morton book coming out soon?
But Devore, would they malign personal behavior just to sever fiscal ties? The contract was up, right? Pmount wasn't wiggling out of anything illegally. Why make potentially libelous statements?
I'm with mishma, I want StoneyB's singular take on this!!
I can't imagine this is just about his 10th time being outed, either.
WTFK -- wacky Tom will respond soon enough.
Definition of Schadenfreude? What Pat Kingsley is feeling right now.
Dear Tom Cruise:
I am sure you read the comment section on d listed.
So here it is.
I think that you should release Katie and the fake baby.
You should never do another interview or ever talk on camera.
You should make a movie like Jerry Maguire again. NOT Another stupid generic action / disaster movie.
Hire Pat Kingsley again.
And you should marry mishma.
This is making a lot of people happy. Mel Gibson and K-Fag (among many many others) must have been praying really hard for something like this to happen so everybody would forget their scandals. This is why I love Hollyweird. When you think itīs been a crappy slow week, BANG! there comes Cruise to save the day!
I Love T.C. and Katie.
Is Tom a Jew?
BWAAA-HAAAAAAAA!
Most definitely = malicious satisfaction obtained from the misfortunes of Tom Cruise! What a Fucked-Up Fucking Fucktard!
He is 150% teh suXor. I CANNOT WAIT to see what this is all about!
Anyhow, here's my picks:
1. Gay. So, so very gay.
2. No baby. (The adoption fell through at the last minute.)
Don't count on this having anything to do with Katie coming forward, she's already signed the papers, she won't spill any dirt about The Cruiser, she won't want to get sued.
Interesting, though, how this tidbit is coming out on the heels of Tom Cruise's Latest Miraculous Hero Moment Intended To Distract Your Attention Away From Something Else.
Tom is done.
You don't talk about jews like that in Hollywood.
Tom is a DRUNK, JEW-HATING Creep.
Very Transparent Interesting Timing for FAKE HERO Tom.
What a Fucking Idiot.
He fooled all of us a few years ago but not anymore.
Tom is a anti semetic drunk jerk off
Help Us : (
Have you realized that the pic posted by MK (on purpose I think) also reflects what must be happening at Tomīs camp right now? He must be naked screaming to katie, the fake baby and his boyfriends too! Creepy... but funny, Thanks MK, you rule!
Is Tom HIV+?
http://www.queerday.com/2005/
jun..._his_beard.html
I LOVE Tom CRUISE !!!
He didn't molest those boys!
TOM IS HIVPOSITIVE
Michael Jackson
Tom Cruise
I agree MK!!! When I first saw the story on Drudge report, my exact thought it something fucking crazy is about to come out... Well find out Katie was held in Scientologys 'Introspective rundown' or isolation process. Or of course.. Suri isn't real... All made up... WHO KNOWS!!!!!!!!!!!!
Here is what the NY Times had to say:
A spokesman for Mr. Redstone, Carl Folta, scoffed at Ms. Wagners talk of new financial backers. Did they give you a name? he said.
About Mr. Cruise, Mr. Folta said, Its a business decision, and its based on his behavior.
i agree with mk- something is about to be exposed. and it ain't a baby.
Is Tom HIV+?
http://www.queerday.com/2005/ jun..._his_beard.html
Mabel Hodges | 08.23.06 - 12:00 am | #
Wow, Mabel thatīs something very serious! and it would explain a lot of things too. Thanks for the link.
David Geffen -- I am enjoying you!
Yes, things started going way the fuck downhill for Cruise when he fired his long time publicist, Pat Kingsley and replaced her with his sister who happens to also be a devout Scientologist.
Pat Kingsley was infamous for strong arming the press and the media to keep Cruise's image in shining in the best light.
I've always thought Tom Cruise is strange and an unappealing actor. Look at his eyes, his eyes are so damn cold. I think he owes all of success to his handlers.
It's more than likely, Cruise was a wacko from day one and his handlers kept the press coverage light, frivolous and complimentary.
When I watched the interview Cruise gave Diane Sawyer, I thought it odd he did not want to discuss his religion in depth.
Sawyer asked Cruise about Scientology and he more or less told her to go read Dianetics.
That is not the response most religious fanatics give when asked about their religion.
If you were to ask a Christian about their religion, they would sit you down for hours on end to discuss their faith and insist you attend one of their services.
Religious fantatics never miss an opportunity to proselytize, they NEVER miss an opportunity to talk (ENDLESSLY) about their faith.
Most other types of religious fanatics would not tell you to go read a book if you are dumb enough to ask them about their religious beliefs..
The secrecy about this "religion" Scientology is really what creeps people the fuck out about it.
I am inclined to believe Scietologist do believe in that XENU crap.
Defamer seems to think this is just because TC wouldn't accept less money. Oooohh-- I hope they're wrong and the mother of all scandals is about to go down! It's been a dull summer.
I bet Katie must be a little worried that he'll be able to pay her off for 10 years as has been rumored.......
Am I the only one who remembers reading articles Nicole Kidman gave where she was asked DIRECTLY if her former husband was day?
Cruise also fucked up when he traded Nicole Kidman in- not every woman is suitable for the role she played in his life. Cruise is learning this the hard way.
I've always thought Nicole Kidman's best acting was done OFFSCREEN when she was married to Tom Cruise.
He's a pitiful "action" hero--he's getting older and the lifts in his shoes are a joke. He tried to play an Oscar winning role in Last Samurai and Collateral (that was hilarious--a dwarf hit man) and that didn't work either. He can't play romantic anymore because everyone thinks he's gay. He's a wacko and I think Paramount knew they could do nothing more with him in movies.
Oh yes, this is going to be much better than any of his movies!
Devore--How did Nicole respond when asked directly?
was gay, excuse typo.
it's past my bedtime- this is interesting to me.
Mishma, you're fucking glib.
Yeah, mine, too. But what the hell.
Mabel, she actually answered!
Kidman said they had a great sex life and that Cruise was a great lover!!!!!!!
ICK!
I really hope everything hits the fan and this little dictator loses all credibility & power in Hollyweird
I still can't believe Comedy Central temporarily bowed to his whims concerning the Scientology South Park episode. I think that was the beginning of the end fot TC when Stone & Parker said "play it or we walk" and Comedy Central grew a pair. Midget control freak Napoleon complex asshole
Tom Cruise is A Drunk who hates jews.
And he will never work in Hollywood Again.
Eeew & Ick! So that means she technically never said, "no", right? Got it.
NO I KNOW MIDGET FREAK, JEEZE, NOT YOU 
In other news.. regarding the 'whose butt is this advertisement' to the right, the choices are
a) Shakira
b) Madonna
c) Jennifer Lopez
sing along now 'one of these things are not like the other/ one of these things just doesn't belong'
if that ass belongs to either Shakira OR JLo.. who am I kidding, it's impossible that that ass belongs to either of those two. ever so now the question is: why insult Shakira and JLo by comparing their asses to Madonna? why try to pretend that Madonna has EVER had an ass on par with Shakira and JLo? (I am not clicking on that link, by the way, to find out whose ass is listed. it would be too much of a shock if it belonged to either Shakira or JLo, cuz it would mean both of them have fallen WAY off; they should have put compatible asses with one another, instead of what they attempted to do here with these three women by linking their names together.)
Somebody got a copy of Andrew Morton's book at Paramount and got smart.
Being a JEW I won't stand for the comments Tom Cruise made about Jews starting wars.
Tom Cruise is a Jew Hating Prick
Mishma, I know BBQ PLACENTA! I have STUDIED placenta barbeques! You do NOT know how to properly marinade a placenta! You are fucking glib!
mishma | Homepage | 08.23.06 - 12:17 am | #
was it his whims, or the cults? Scientology is totally CREAM (the Cult Rule$ Everything Around Me) for those caught up in it, like Tom and Isaac Hayes and Travolta and...
if it was his whims alone, wow, he really did fall off. that would just mean this latest pronouncement really is the straw laid upon a pile of incidents going far back, and now it's too much. how many people did he step on?
i hope he is gay. that would make him human. i hope there isn't something truly fucked up going on behind the scenes.
toots,
his action hero persona has been done before and much better by the way. burt reynolds did it much much better in his day.
Tom Cruise is gay and has a fake baby and is keeping katie prisoner
He brought it on himself, he should have acted like the adult hes suppose to be, and not a childish moron....He has lost a lot of fans with his insanity..
Jeeze have you ever ripped apart a still smoldering strip of placenta with your teeth while cackling madly?
NO? Of course not because I know CRACKLING HOT placenta spread over ritz crackers
Mabel, Nicole Kidman INSISTED they were a real couple.
Even way back then, people were whispering Cruise is homosexual.
This is why I do not believe Cruise is being dropped by paramount because he is a closeted homosexual- he's been dodging those rumors for years.
This interview was given at the beginning of Kidman's Hollywood career and after her marriage to Cruise. I also remember reading Kidman was asked if she was a scientologist and she replied "no"- that she was Catholic.
The next time I remember reading about Kidman, she was tranformed into a scientologist and did not discuss her religious views or her sex life.
Just read this on Yahoo. What an awesome story...looking forward to watching this obnoxious nutcase fall further down the spiral.
Nita (and all),
Google yourself some info on the $cientology practice of "dead agenting", and you'll get some insight into what's happening with Tom Cruise.
Anorexicist -- you have kept me cackling on this thread!
Anonymous | 08.23.06 - 12:19 am | #
i can't believe i didn't notice the ass! that is so off topic it's funny!!!
Mishma, Ritz crackers? How very Britney of you!
Yuppers, Nita, i believe ol' Tom threatened to sue Comedy Central if they played that episode again. No doubt Scientology was in on it too, but from what i understand, it was TC who got the ball rolling
vampira | 08.23.06 - 12:28 am | # thank you! 
two words...
TOP GUN
gayest movie ever and it made him a star.
Everything's better on a ritz, Jeeze, especially placenta. Ritz transcends all socio economic barriers, y'all
Yeah, I don't think he'd get dumped ONLY because he's gay either. I think they just got fed up with the Scientology bullshit and because polling shows most women hate his guts. Also, I really DO wonder if some Suri stuff is about to come out....delicious!
NOBODY puts baby in the corner!!!!!!
Anorexorcist | Homepage | 08.22.06 - 11:14 pm | #
OMG that was great and I spit my Jim Beam all over my computer..
hahaha
t.c. is gay and has a fake baby. that is embarrising to paramount
Did somebody actually go off on the Whose butt is this ad? Bwhahahaha.
Mishma, since we're trading fine cuisine tips, placenta goes really well with cream cheese and jalapeno peppy jelly, on a Ritz.
That reminds me, I have to invite the MIL over someday soon.
yo, eric,
you ain't lying about that!
even the music to top gun was TOTALLY FUCKING GAY.
lmao
lol..I remember when I was pregnant I used to hear about placenta soup..
GROSS!!
Ennis Del Mar | 08.23.06 - 12:36 am | #
It doesn't make a very good soup. But broiled medium rare and very thin sliced ....
Really, Jeeze, i was thinking more along the lines of brie and sunripened tomatoes
with some watercress for color
Mishma, you've obviously got a classier MIL than I've got. Have you considered tossing it all with a little olive oil and perhaps .. perhaps, if you are brave enough .. fresh cilantro?
Yes, the backstrap of the placenta can be marinated and pounded to both tenderize and flavor this tough cut of meat. It is best slowly BBQ over a low flame and allowed to rest before carving. Fava beans are optional
"Schadenfreude", translation from German: Schaden means damage or misfortune, Freude means joy or, in this case, satisfaction.
Thomas deserves this, but so does Katherine. She's not the brainwashed zombie ppl make her out to be...she signed the contract, she wanted this. She's just as culpable.
Mel Gibson, Tom Cruise - who'll have the next career meltdown? Feng Shui needs it to be three.
Yeah, I've tried placenta soup, it rocks...
Tom is right on track with all of this stuff!
I only use cilantro in my Chinese Placenta salads and fragrant placenta pho. Sometimes I take rare placenta and roll it is rice paper with cilantro as well.
Now, when I use rosemary, a whole other flavor rainbow occurs
Mmmm...what would be better on my Ritz? Must involve a mind-altering substance. OK -- Mimi is about to toss the drink.........
mishma- i'll bring the ciante or however you spell that.
jeeze- I'll try that with the grandkids since my child bearing days are over. we'll have a placenta BBQ! rock!
Here's a kick in the ass to tom..lol
On same day Cruise breaks with PARAMOUNT, 'SOUTH PARK' creators Trey Parker and Matt Stone ink two picture deal with -- PARAMOUNT...
The link to the story is on Drudgereport.com....
lol now that's some funny shit!!!
campbells placenta soup is umm umm good!
He so richly deserves this.
i am So making placenta tacos tomorrow.
I also enjoy placenta deep fried with malt vinegar
two words...
TOP GUN
gayest movie ever and it made him a star.
eric | 08.23.06 - 12:30 am | #
Looks like "Mav" is crashing and burning.
Did Pat Kingsley, ever represent Angelina Jolie?
mishma, I see you have a number one fan now.
GO YANKEES
Tom Cruise is done in Hollywood.
TOM CRUISE WILL NEVER BE DONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
My next wish is that Jay Leno starts ridiculing him on a weekly basis as he does Jacko A$$hole.
Mishma, I'm thinking open-faced sandwich on a crusty French bread- first brush on GOOD olive oil, spread with brie, then layer on the placenta and sun-ripened tomatoes, sprinkle with freshly chopped cilantro and then topped with REAL mozzerella and flashed under the broiler. Serve with a marinara dipping sauce.
OMG, they really need us on Hell's Kitchen next season.
the ONLY movie that he was in that I ever saw all the way through was War of the Worlds and only cuz the kids wanted to see it..i have missed NOTHING over the last 20 yrs.
god i hate his little short tiny ass
Actually the MIL would want Placenta Mignon wrapped in caviar. Taaasssttty
i'm gonna squirt tom with some holy water and see what happens.
campbells placenta soup is umm umm good!
Anorexorcist | Homepage | 08.23.06 - 12:43 am | #
HILARIOUS!!!!!!!!!!
We KNOW Hell's Kitchen!
Jeeze, that is taste explosion! Only thing missing is balsalmic vinegar lightly infused with truffle oil drizzled over as the finishing touch
IS THAT KATIE IN THE PIC WITH HIM?
TOM IS GOING TO HELL.
It's got to be more than gayness. It is weird they said it was about his offscreen behavior-- not the usual H'wood blandness. Did the Scientos threaten Redstone or someone close to him? HuffPost says TC has grounds for a huge lawsuit-- so the Paramount guys must have some sick dirt on him, they're not dumb... Fuck Tom Cruise, I hope Scientology itself goes down in flames.
Lies all Lies. Don't believe a word of what comes out about me. XENU are you there?????
Earth to Xenu "I need help and fast"
...
Yes, ORF, my #1 fan loves me long time
shudder
Feng shui hopes it's Brangelina, from where I squat. Mimi has not thrown the drink yet.........
I totally think it's because Tom is over-the-top demanding. He's a cool actor, I watched A Few Good Men the other day with an unbiased eye and homeboy has dramacred but when he steps outside of a studio, he gets silly. I hope Suri isn't disfigured but if she is, or she has some genetic defect, well then this would be a wonderful time for them to advocate the "special needs" child. I would.
My kid was born the summer of '96 in between Madonna's Lourdes, Pam Anderson's son and Melanie Griffith's little girl and maybe I'd feel a little bad if my kid was special needs but shit, I'd get over it.
Sucks.
Sucks 4 them.
Sucks for me too 'cause the weirdo in me wants to see this Suri.
Besides, I know Katie was preg! She had the wrinkled raisinet tummy like any other post partum mother. You can't fake stretch marks and dimpled skin.
I AM A #1 FAN!
Rain Man was actually good
They say placenta....aw fuck it
Oh shit, Mishma, now you're in orgasmic territory and the very last thing I want is to have an orgasmic MIL at my table.
This is going to be sooo much fun... can't wait to see what happens!
I need a booty call from Jim
When I lived in LA, i knew Tom's interior designer and was SO ASHAMED.
bet he was forced to make xenu paintings
She may stroke out, Jeeze, this could happen
Front seat, short bus to hell, NO KIDS NEXT TO ME!
hahaha!!! that's awesome.. i love how the reason wasn't that he's not making enough money, it's just that he's too crazy for them
Ennis, was Tom's designer......GAY?
Shit where do I turn next.
I fired Pat Kingsley.
I threw Nic out on her ass.
I made a zombie of my girlfriend that I refused to marry (she's no use).
Diane Sawyer and Matt Lauer are done with me (hmmmm there is always Barbara to snow).
Suri doesn't exist, I can't use her.
Soccer season is over.
No one will give me meds now to help in my breakdown after my diatribe on psychiaitry.
"XENU? Come on. Send me answers and fast"
Is Tom gay?
Because I think that he gay for you.
i have a plan to save katie. if we aim paris' vagina at that window we'll be ale to suck katie and raggedy ann out of there. then if tom tries to stop us we aim rosie o' donalds vagina at him as a shield.
I bet Brooke Shields, is laughing her ass off right now!
GO YANKEES
OMFG mishma what is wrong with you! he isnt gay, or a fucktard, or a baby-maker-upper! come on!
Hmmmm, my FIL is not actually married to the Woman I Must Put Up With. Of course, when he goes, she'll quickly empty the bank account, else my DH, the only child, will inherit it all.
A stroke might not be a bad thing at all.
Are there movies on the bus to hell?
OK she threw it. But I'm confused by tonight's epiode. Why are the gastric bypass chic and the boob reduction chic saying bye at the end of the show? Did she recruit hardcases to be on free for just the duration of the filming? Seems so, cuz they did not appear to be able to afford a personal trainer otherwise. Oh well, I still love Jackie big time!
Please folks, let's not "MENTION" Brooke. She's surely not going to help my case of proving my sanity.
Please folks, let's not "MENTION" Brooke. She's surely not going to help my case of proving my sanity.
I don't believe they "like him personally", either. I bet they were happy to unload his demanding, megalomaniacal, arrogant shrimpy ass.
No, no movies Jeeze, maybe some moldering church of the later day saints tracts and bloated past issues of tv guide from the 80's. I suppose we can play shadow puppets from the glow of the ETERNAL FIRE.
Well Ennis, shit was he? Catholic?
i accidentally proposed we also bring barbara walters vagina as further protection from tom on the heather locklear thread! but they can have her vagina too.
Lol at TomTool's deperate attempt for sanity
TOM WANT YOU BE SCIENTOLOGIST!
HE SIGN YOU UP RIGHT WAY AND YOU BE ON YOU WAY TO OTHER GALAXY!
He may not really enjoy the company of women. He may also be under the influence of a church based on UFOs. Heck, maybe his girlfriend really is drugged.
But the simple reason Tom was fired has to do with box office income. He put his ego above the studio's investment. And those millions add-up.
Poor job performance. And I agree with their decision to end the contract.
do you see what happens when you don't take your flintstone vitamins as a kid? let this be a lesson to all mothers out there!!!
OMFG that woman who drops off the current issue of AWAKE at reception every month .. is she the bus driver?!?!?
I'm fucked now.
WANT TO BE LIKE KATIE?
SIGN UP FOR TO BE SCIENTOLOGIST. BE PRISONER FOR REST OF LIFE AND HAVE WEIRD NAME LIKE SURI!
Is it true?
Will I really be able to escape soon now?
Gotta run, Tom is having a meltdown right now.
Rumors of Tom Cruise's gay/HIV status have been around longer than his amrriage to Nicole Kidman. I first heard about Cruise's weirdness from gossip reporter friend who is bisexual. He had plenty of sources. Scientology is so secretive that they have kept Cruise and John Travolta's homosexuality under wraps. Read Cruise's first wife Mimi Roger's interview in Playboy about 10 years ago--said hen wanted to live like a monk. She eventually had kids after they split. Wouldn't be sur[rosed if Kidman is pregnant now that she is married to Keith Urban.
Time will tell....
TomIsATool @ 12:57 -- love it! I guess with this news no one gives a rat's ass about Workout or my fixation over Angie's hair loss. Sigh.
Tom in Magnolias was IMHO his only great work, cuz it was so fuckin close to the bone, ahem. Really, he actually is worthy of being called an actor in that. Loved Aimee Mann's songs in it too.
I hate him, can I say it enough??
mishma-- if he is catholic then I am switching religions!!!
Oh yes, Jeeze and that fat bitch down the street that pushes Avon/Mary Kay/Amway is the guard.
Help Me | 08.23.06 - 1:12 am | #
i'm coming katie!!!!!!! rosie's vagina is heavy, but i am on the way bitch!!!!!!
Katie it's all your fault I'm going down!!
I told you "No Wire Hangars EVERRRRR" (in my best Joan Crawford voice).
tom, stand back you son of a bitch, or i swear to GOD i will shoot you with this vagina!!!!
oh and i forgot to say... TCLTC
Noooooooooooo. Vagina's are my kryptonite. Keep it away!!!!
that's it paris!!! lift your leg now to suck katie and her doll to safety!!!! everyone chant
***suck suck suck suck*** no wait, stop!!!! paris misunderstood and is getting on her knees!
Anorexorcist | Homepage | 08.23.06 - 12:59 am | #
holy shit, that is the funniest thing i've read all day!!! okay, the placenta recipes were pretty damn funny too!
any bets on the suri photos being released in the next 48 hours...just so tom can prove what a normal family man he is???
Somebody needs to use an out the window cart on this guy and be done with it.
I can't imagine Tom sexin anything, male or female!
OMFG! when I was in my early 20's I had a freind who's husband thought he was gonna get rich with AMWAY
I forgot about that shit LMAO!!!!!
And yes, he was taller than Tom Cruise..so is my damn dog
any bets on the suri photos being released in the next 48 hours...just so tom can prove what a normal family man he is???
Professor Miss Grace Adler | Homepage | 08.23.06 - 1:24 am | #
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They're still trying to Photoshop out the extra arm.
Six arms is okay, but the seventh arm is just wrong.
Mimi Rogers, I'm sorry.
Pat Kingsley, I'm sorry.
Brook Shields, I'm sorry.
Katie Homlmes, I'm sorry.
Mr & Mrs Holems, I'm sorry.
Stephen Spielberg, I'm sorry.
To all psychiatrists, I'm sorry.
Nicole, I'm sorry.
Mr Kidman, I'm sorry.
Matt Lauer, I'm sorry.
Catholics, I'm sorry.
Paramount, I'm sorry.
To all the mental patients I'm sorry.
There I FIXED IT!!!!!!!!!!!
...
haha
and the third eye.
and the 666 in the middle of the forehead.
Bwhahaha, Ennis, I once this whole famile brainwashed by amway. The chainsmoking 300lb welfare mama was going on about how you formed a pyramid and another pyramin while a creey 7 year old started painting my nails with amway polish while a 4 y/o demonstrated to me how hard it was to get the polish off unless you used only amway remover.
Shudder
Off to bed peoples, damn I can't get away, this stuff is like crack, I am dying of laughter here
Let us know how the vaginal removal works out anorexosrcisugfygr.
Till Manana
And the problem with placenta soup is that all the iron-rich blood curdles, so you have to spend hours skimming the grey clumps out of the broth.
Shit. I'm going to bed for the inevitable nightmares.
WTF? where'd everybody go?
lol mishma NITE!!!!! and yes the pyramid..stupid trash!
great news! we've gotten her out of the window!!
come on katie, baby steps. walk towards the nice police man. that's it!!! nobody's gonna hurt you...come on, come on girl!!! you're safe now. look...here's your mommy, remember her? say it...say momma.
katie: mmmmmoo, mmmoom, mmmomma.
momma!!!!!
Expect the Vanity Fair Pics of Suri to come out to counter act this news. Then it will be all about Tom the doting dad. Curious timing eh?Next----->
bourgie | 08.22.06 - 11:22 pm | #
And the VF titles will be...."Tom Cruise at the height of his career BREAKS ties with Paramount and VENTURES out on his own"
OR
"TC has it all, A beautiiful fiance, beautiful daughter Suri and now HIS VERY OWN HIGHLY SUCCESSFUL production company"
Just wait, he will PAY mags to publish HIS version!
Is this real?
Am I free?
Can I really be Joey Potter again?
I refuse to go down in the flames of a firecrotch. Nooooooooooooo.
yes katie, you are free my child. now time to go to the police station and have the computer chip removed from your neck.
god dammit tom!!!! give up!!!!!!!!!!!!! lift your fucking leg again paris!!!!
Anorexorcist | Homepage | 08.23.06 - 1:43 am |
is your grave courtney love?
it's better this way. the mothership will be leaving for the home planet soon and tom's probably tying up all the loose ends here on earth prior to takeoff...this is just something he can cross off his list.
HA!
Ennis Del Mar | 08.23.06 - 1:44 am | #
yes, it's the coke queen herself.
Amway, fuck can't believe I bot that shit from a friend who turned out to be a cunt. Scuse me bitches, but I'm prolly falling in the forest alone now anyway.
I LOVE IT!!!!!!!!! Anorexorcist | Homepage | 08.23.06 - 1:47 am | #
Or not, she said gleefully! Yeah, nice twist how the VF news came out a few days ago when Tom knew this Pmount shit was going down!
Unfortunately Mr. Cruise et al, have enough to live on until their death, unlike many Americans, who never had the tax breaks he has experienced. Whoever said, life is not fair, really nailed it. This is an unfortunate(in my opinion)looking"man"(also questionable),, who has idiotic, unprofessional opinions about life in general(although he has the right to say them). I also support my right of free speech, as he did, to say that he is an idiot of the tenth degree, uneducated, a gay midget dwarf, a member of a cult, a mysogynist, and a big old mama's boy.
Also, I implore him to Free Katie(not Kate). Let her go you twisted mother effer. Most ppl are sick of your twisted, overbearing, and controlling behaviors. Pls., just go away and take your alien with you.
there are rumors the child is disfigured? where are they at?
Help Me -- are those dark circles for real?
Latent-Image | 08.23.06 - 1:55 am | #
You rock!
paleghost | 08.23.06 - 1:56 am | #
haha. you called the alien a child! that's a good one!
he is a fucked up piece of shit!
and a man at 5'6" is SO HOT
SHUT UP ALL U BITCHES!! TOM IS WHAT YOU NEVER WILL B! UR JUST JILLOUS! SHUT UP BITCHES!
EGG MCNAUGHTON | 08.23.06 - 1:59 am | #
****aims paris' vagina at egg******
tell me something....do you feel lucky?
paleghost -- there has been endless speculation and innuendo based on the oddly-phrased comments of those who saw her and were given permission to comment. But Dlisted did post a couple days back about how one VF person described her as a runt and there was much photoshopping of the VF shoot. Who the F knows -- even if anyone were to publish pics, at this point who would believe them?
EGG MCNAUGHTON | 08.23.06 - 1:59 am | #
please visit:
www.merriam-webster.com
Grace Adler -- Oh you're just jillous!
GODDAMNIT MK...you are either really good with that entire idea of paramount knowing something really fucked up or you really suck at what you do
EGG MCNAUGHTON | 08.23.06 - 1:59 am | #
You are right..I am SO jillous
PARIS' VAGINA?? NO THAT DOESN'T MAKE ME FEEL LUCKY BITCHES!!
you're right, Vampira. i'm jillous that i will never be a stark-raving, couch jumping, dominatrix lunatic!
TOMMY CRUISE LIKES TO SUCK DICK. KATIES DICK THAT IS. THAT'S THE SECRET THAT ALL OF YOU WANTED TO KNOW. KATIE USED TO BE A MAN. ALRIGHT BITCHES??
Tom's PR machine will be turned up full blast now. Get ready for the biggest wedding Hollywood has ever seen.
DIE TOMMY CRUISE.
Thanks Vampira. I just feel bad for the poor alien/child/demon seed.
EGG MCNAUGHTON | 08.23.06 - 2:07 am | #
oh hell no!!!!! rosie, lift that leg bitch! you going down mcnugget!
rosies vagina: nobody move! or i'll execute every motherfucking last one of you!!!!!!!!!
Anorexorcist
you alone can bring an end to all that is wrong with the world...command the überpussies as you will...our future is in your hands! planet earth is forever indebted to you!!!
YOU ARE FUNNY. BUT SERIOUSLY, PARIS' VAGINA?? THAT WAS JUST MEAN.
Anorexorcist | Homepage | 08.23.06 - 2:14 am | #
*wipes tears from eyes*
YOUR TOUGH BUT I LIKE YOU.
BUT PARIS' VAGINA???? DAMN.
Now TC is going to be pimpin that kid (if she exists) like no other child of a actor has been pimped before in the history of hollywood. We're going to see so much of Suri we'll think she's our own child.
Paramount doesn't just drop someone the size of Cruise's stature without extremely good cause. There is something brewing and it's just a matter of time before it's unleashed.
Anor -- rosie's vag.......shudder.
NBC LA 11:30 news on now with with Tom's take: Paula Wagner said she and Tom in fact severed the Pmount relation. Yeah, uhuh. Sorry if already posted.
Professor Miss Grace Adler | Homepage | 08.23.06 - 2:20 am |
omfg!!!!!!!!!!!!! that was so funny!!!
EGG MCNAUGHTON | 08.23.06 - 2:20 am | #
you're right, i went too far unleashing the vagina of paris on you. no one deserves that. i hope you will accept this gift certificate to the pink taco, it's the least i can do.
Depp, Pitt, Smith and Hanks are all jumping for joy. The Midget King has been dethroned. The King is dead. Long live the King.
Grace Adler -- how the hell did you get an umlaut? Now on the news, Pluto may be downgraded to a dwarf planet. LMAO -- Cruise and family can go there!
Anorexorcist | Homepage | 08.23.06 - 2:24 am | #
i've never gotten 5 smileys before! me likey the smileys!!!
vampira--
how the freak do you know what those dot-thingies are actually called???
on a mac, hit option-u, then type u again. on a pc, i have no effin clue.
just on CNN...
pluto's being downgraded because of erosion. Anorexorcist has been swingin' that nasty vadge-deathray around and she effed up a freakin planet!!!
Professor Miss Grace Adler | Homepage | 08.23.06 - 2:27 am |
it was well earned. you will receive your prize of vagisil in the mail shortly.
GA -- I took a year of German many light years ago. Doubt pc does it. Especially since now that I look at my pc there's no Option button! LMAO, now I've tried every non-alpha button.
i know the lady who delivered suri. she said there was no pacifier, tom was super nice to everyone, the baby was fine, everything was normal. she also delivered sean p., heidi klum's latest and some old snl stars kids at st. johns.
i just learned this yesterday or i would've said earlier.
and she said everyone there signed a confidentiality agreement. which are not binding after 3 glasses of merlot apparently.
mmmmmm vagisil. i like to put a straw in the tube and suck the cream out like it's a twinkie.
so does this mean we will not be subjected to anymore couch jumping from tom...i feel so empty...
Professor Miss Grace Adler | Homepage | 08.23.06 - 2:31 am |
look, i know your all pissed at me now about the killer vaginas guys but they've done more good than ev...
OMG!!! excuse me for a momment, someone needs my help! i have been summoned by the by the vage signal in the sky!!!
Anorexorcist | Homepage | 08.23.06 - 2:39 am | #
VAGINAS UNITE!!!
****hops on magical tampon with wings***
to the vage signal!!!!!!
i hope your ride has a backup braid for added protection...
Professor Miss Grace Adler | Homepage | 08.23.06 - 2:42 am | #
damn you're good!!!!!
Was he always weird or is it just becoming more obvious...what the hell happened?
flossy bee | 08.22.06 - 11:38 pm | #
He was always strange, the deal he made with scientology gave him fame, money and power. The deals his beards got made them all household names. He used his money to legally silence them in exchange for noteriety.
Toms ego and out of control behavior made him a liability to Paramount.
I don't think money is the reason -- every actor has box office duds, and Tom hasn't exactly had a string of them.
I think they're basically cutting their losses -- he's acting like a freak, they know more freakiness is yet to come, people despise him, so they're bailing out.
But they sound really pissed off, to be honest -- saying that it would be WRONG to renew his contract? I wonder if he did something like piss on a studio head or set fire to the sets or something.
I cannot WAIT to see what effed up stuff is about to come out of the closet. mishma has it right. It's all so blatantly artificial that it turns the stomach, and yet Tom continues with the farce, believing that the next lie will satisfy the public.
And I hope this is also a big, painful blow to the COS to have their little demigod get publicly disgraced. The bastards deserve it.
thx. this whole thing reminds me of the Ambiguously Gay Duo cartoon on SNL. the vage signal...the death beams for the greater good...it's all so super-heroey!!!
CantKeepAManiston, and I wonder who the next one will be.
Car, and I can't wait for it to come out. This is going to be fun. Will it be Morton's book, or will it be a sizzling expose in the tabs?
well chibby -- was she at least super fug or sporting AC/DC?
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they forgot to post the romantic pictures of heather lifting david in her arms and running with him beside the ocean, the wind whipping in their hair!!!
Anorexorcist | Homepage | 08.22.06 - 10:59 pm | #
Anor -- just read this LMAO!
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Okay, I'm sitting here like a dolt waiting for Leno to comment on TC and it took me 10 minutes to realize it's a rerun. Lett said nothing either unless it was in the 5 second intervals I was on Leno. But the news broke at 3:30 PT and they tape at 6 PT. Afraid to be sued, I spose til the story's maintreamed. Tomorrow more S will hit the F.
T-Bone, Thanks, man, but my words were real, and I hope that creep rots in a special place in hell. I can no longer bear to look at his phony face, phony motorcycle,phony movies,phony "girlfriend", was going to say phony baby, but damn, haven't seen her yet, phony life in general.
Tom, if you have your peeps read this blog, make sure they read this one. Most of America hates your filthy, fake guts. I think you may just come into second place in the Gallups, under "W". As we had a Bushism Calendar, I think we may need a Tomism Calendar, aka GMD, for 2007. Would you agree? Shucks, you don't have to. Ha.
What Tomisms -- or Cruisms -- would you select?
"You're glib" would be the first choice.
What Tomisms -- or Cruisms -- would you select?
"You're glib" would be the first choice.
Depp, Pitt, Smith and Hanks are all jumping for joy. The Midget King has been dethroned. The King is dead. Long live the King.
CantKeepAManiston | 08.23.06 - 2:26 am | #
After seeing what Paramount did, one of these is shittin himself for sure right about now.
CantKeepAManiston | 08.23.06 - 2:26 am | #
Anonymous | 08.23.06 - 2:53 am | #
i bet pitt's makin' the O Face
i bet pitt's makin' the O Face
Professor Miss Grace Adler | Homepage | 08.23.06 - 2:55 am
think a little darker.
Anonymous | 08.23.06 - 2:56 am | #
like???
skin
skin
okay, either i'm way low on sleep or i'm just completely dense. dark skin? what? i think i need a nap.
Depp, Pitt, Smith and Hanks are all jumping for joy.
u r tired, who has a tan
I'll play in lieu of Coleman -- Pitt's punching the dirtstar as we speak?
got it.
LOL VAMPIRA!
c'mon V...if you're gonna do the job, do it right...angie's dirtstar tastes like _________________
Oh Will, kay. Cuz he's also gay? I think I'm tired too. But I did learn Dave Letterman actually married his baby mama.
no way! when? it's about freakin' time. how old is harry now, 12? what's the dealio with all the celebrities getting knocked up? not being judgmental, but when did having babies out of wedlock become the new black?
I have no clue when but Chris Elliot was on and he was telling Dave how much he likes his wife's candle shop in Greenwich and Dave used the 'w' word too.
And Angie's dirtstar tastes like hyenas? I dunno.
Goodnight Gracie!
'night!
how is tom cruise's baby so special that he's allowed to sign a confidentiality agreement, but other people can't?? what a dick
What Tomisms -- or Cruisms -- would you select?
"you don't know the history of psychiatry - i do"
I am not for antideppressants either except in extreme cases of chemical imbalances and there is always a source a mental root, one can get to it
sometimes its as simple as not drinking toxic drinks like bloody nestea ice tea or eating ding dongs or ho hos or even pepsi for thelove of god...the shit in processed foods is like asking for a slow and painful mental and physical death
we dislike Tom cause we were told to by the media
have you seen what antideppressants do to people..I think you will think twice about their validity once you first hand witness the damage some of those drugs do
jumping on a couch uh oh get the strait jacket puleaze so effing what..
shit free speech is dead, so at this point Imma shut up before the powers that be put a hit on my nobody ass too I dont have Tom Cruise money to shelter me...Tom is paid in full (sings over the Eric B and Rakim beat)
Why can I see him in a straightjacket within the next 5 years?
Gotchie | 08.22.06 - 10:47 pm | #
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Thank you Sumner Redstone!
Has anyone noticed that his star has fallen (and fallen, and fallen..) ever since he dumped Nicole? It just keeps getting worse for him, doesn't it? Finally! He is a money-grubbing control freak, and he won't release any pics of his daughter cuz he's jealous of Brad & Angie getting paid $3mill and no one will pay that much for his kid. He's a freak and everyone's tired of him.
If he were being ridiculed for his movies/acting, he could very well make a comeback, but not once he's being ridiculed for his personal life. At this point, he's fast headed down the same road as Michael Jackson, and there just ain't no coming back from something like that. Michael Jackson is an incredibly talented musician/singer, but in the end, that makes no difference - it's the person's public image that counts most and that's what the public is paying for. Why on earth do people think 'singers' like Britney or Madonna or Jessica Simpson are successful? IMAGE.
Tom is screwed - THANKS AGAIN SUMNER!
Oh yeah, and do you think that Tom is feeling like Sumner strapped his career to a volcano and has just blown it up with a hydrogen bomb?
RUN TOM! SUMNER IS REALLY ZENU! RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!
Im so ashamed of you Tom. Even I think your totally nuts!!
So, whose baby did all those scientology actors see? Was it rented for the occasion?
Wouldn't you like to hear what must be going on in the VANITY FAIR offices?
The only major thing I can think of that would drive away hardcore supporters of Tommy, would be a fake baby!
vampira...she just said the baby looked 'normal'. no cleft palate stuff. and there was no adult pacifier. or silence.
i was so excited about suri i didn't even ask her about sean p and if there was gum in the delivery room.
i think paramount realized that suri cruise doesn't fucking exist, thats all...
and 300th!!!
So you can be a Scientologist and Christian? You are rich and can harm lives and hurt families and smugly ignore their prayers to protect them from your idiotcy? How's it feel to have God kick you in the butt, and pull the rug out from under you Cruise!!?
Mannn, this must be something earth shattering for Paramount to cut ties with the cooze. In Hollywood most anykind of perversion is accetable and, for the most part encouraged. Studio exec's have a history of either turning a blind eye to the antics of their stars or covering up the blood on the trail, so to speak.
Cooze must have fucked up real good and no amount of money that a studio could throw to cover the mess is gonna make it right.
Now I'll go pop some popcorn, get a good seat and enjoy the show.
I just checked out Andrew Morton in Amazon. There is no mention of a Tom Cruise bio. Amazon usually lists a book for pre-order. Wait and see! Would be an intereting read!!
Must have something to do with the super duper top secret photos of "the child Suri" that even the owner/managing editor of Vanity Fair is not allowed to view in advance. Hey Tom why don't you and Katie each buy one of Chestica's wigs (as mentioned by Stoney they make great disguises) and fly out of town on the next plane for Bahrain - think you'll feel more comfortable in that neighborhood with MJ, princeMJ and last but not least Blankie as your neighbors and playmates for the pretend Suri(imagine those over the fence tete-a-tete's). I just knew it was gonna be a great day when I heard this - now if only Parisite would.....
Remember before all this shit went down with Katie, Scarlett Johanessonon (however the fuck you spell it) had a really strange meeting with TC and she ran like hell away from the movie they were set to do together? I'd love to know if Scarlett is saying 'phew...that was a close one'. She could be in Katie's shoes right now and brain dead. Wish she'd start blabbing about what really went down in that meeting and what Tom REALLY offered her. Especially since Katie is too far gone to ever tell.
I bet Matt and Trey (Southpark) are LTAO since they just signed a fat deal with Paramount - the same team that kicked Tomkat to the curb.
Tom Cruise? Crazy?
Crazy like a fox!
(an insane, brainwashed fox, that is!)
OMG, heard this on the news this morning!!!! Good for Paramount. Supporting a nutjob is not good business. I cannot wait to see the blood trail! This is gonna be some good shit. Not even 9 and I have the popcorn and a "bloody mary" ready
I am proud to say I was never wn over by cruise, even back in the Risky Bus, Outsiders days. I understand he is a good actor and has done movies that most ppl like, but I always found something unappealing about the man . I am glad that celebrities are starting to be held accountable for bad behavior.
I would much rather have a cup of coffee with him than with these full-of-themself types like Jamie Foxx.
Baby Jane Hudson | 08.22.06 - 10:50 pm | #
Are you serious? He'd be all up in your business, telling you how you live your life is wrong, his way is right...then my coffee would have to go in his face and i'd have to say "STFU."
I know for a fact Brad Grey, president of Paramount found out Suri is Fake and is convinced this is going to come out in the media and be the end of his career.
I have very reliable sources in L.A.
Jeffrey Katzenberg | 08.22.06 - 11:03 pm | #
Why? Why would you lie about that? I understand the publicity route, but there are other ways...I have no sympathy for this guy or Katie if this true.
tom didn't meet katie at an event. he ARRANGED a meeting with her thru his and her agents. and his "baby" came on the heels of the current trend of stars having babies; at least in the other cases, relationships were already well involved. does anyone defending this guy not see something odd about that?
I do, and then he had that conversation with his son, and his son said something like "Yeah dad, she's the one. don't let her get away"
Can I really be Joey Potter again?
Help Me | 08.23.06 - 1:41 am | #
im sorry I found that really funny!! LMAO!! I think the picture helped-great job!!
The biggest "scandal" with Tom Cruise at the present moment is that he is clearly an unmedicated bipolar. Unfortunately, that is a disease that requires medicinal treatment or it just gets worse (especially the mania which he cleary presents). It's sad acutally. The person that bashes psych drugs is the one that needs them most. Not uncommon.
No, there is an Andrew Morton book; he finished research earlier this summer and started to write it. I've heard he's a fast writer, so let's hope we start seeing sordid details SOON.
THis is my last post for awhile, then I have to go do work...but someone else posted that other actors like Depp, Hanks, etc were happy right now...I don't think Depp has anything to worry about. His last movie brought in tons of movie, he has a HUGE fan base-thats mostly women, he's over the publicity phase of his life-and from what Ive read recently is retiring when he turns 40-which isn't far away. I never have liked TC. Ive only been able to sit thru Risky Business. Ive never understood the love for this guy-before he turned crazy. I actually liked Kate Holmes-I watched Dawson's Creek, she was my favorite. But if it comes out that there's no Suri and this was a big ole fat lie to gain publicity for that stupid movie that flunked-I will never have respect for her again. I will hold her as much responsible as him. The only other thing that struck me kinda odd was about a day or two after P Cruz spoke of seeing Suri she said she wished she never said anything about it. Her saying that makes me think more along the lines of there is no Suri. Kinda like a sign of regret. Just my opinion.
and the south park eppie-its one of my favorites. I think they should re-air it.
The stupidest thing I've read is that TC may have lawsuit grounds because of Redstone's comments. They are free to release him for whatever reason they choose. It's a public perception-based business, and if he is perceived as a whack job, they have every right to discontinue his contract.
LOL, what movie is the screencap picture from?
Karma is beginning to be restored to the universe - yesterday Matt Lauer showed up a the beach showing off his delightful 6 pack, then Trey and Matt get a sweet movie deal at Paramount, and Tommy is sent packing by Paramount all in the same day. There must be some special astral alignment for this good stuff to all start happening.
I don't think ANYONE can make blanket statements about antidepressants. I was extremely hesitant to go on them, and to say they changed my life is an understatement. No, I'm not "happy happy joy joy" all the time, but I noticed within the first week of being on Effexor that I felt consistently OKAY, which compared to the abysmal plummets of previous years was a big accomplishment. Sure, the Standard American Diet (SAD) is full of poison, but a little moderation in everything is a good thing. The way my psychiatrist (cognitive therapist) explained it to me was that before we could work on the underlying issues that were adding to my depression, we had to get my depressed feelings out of the way so I could concentrate on getting better.
Put it another way: I'm a diabetic. I take medicine that helps my body to metabolize carbohydrates. Without these medications, I could be at risk for many serious conditions. Taking a pill helps me to function the way I should, because my body isn't manufacturing the right chemicals. Taking an antidepressant is NO different.
That being said, Tom's inner weirdo has really taken over, and it seems that his star is fading. Can't happen soon enough.
I hope this type of attitude spreads through Hollywood with all the studio heads. The suits are getting tired of all these half-ass actors and actresses pulling their shit.
First, Blohan. Second, Tom Cruise. I can't wait to see who's next.
Anonymous | 08.22.06 - 11:00 pm | #
absolutly RIGHT! These actors are out of control, and they are completly STUPID, they don't think about us the people, the fans. but the studios/production companies are smart, they know we matter, it is us who bring in the money! And they are finally cracking! So everyone give your selves a pat on the back, and give yourselves a round of applause. WE didn't go see MI:III, and it was because of us cruise got his just desserts! Power to the People!!! it really is true!!! Oh and just wait till all the Gay stuff finally comes out about cruise! Noone is gonna be scared of him now! obviously Parmount isn't afraid of his scientology blackmail Bullshit, so now everyones gonna kick him while he's down! you all know it's true! haha! yes Mishma, total Shaedenfreud over this with me too! All these actors better start watching their step. Cruise is NOT invincible, so now they all better be walking on eggshells! Can't wait for the shit to hit the fan!Stay tuned folks we are in for the greatest show on earth! Hallelujah!
It's official, Tom Cruise is batshit crazy. Pull up a chair friends...this is gonna get good! Katie hitched her wagon to the wrong star.
as someone who takes antidepressents, I can tell everyone, that without them I can just cry sometimes. I'm not bipolar, my psychiatrist has me diagnosed with a more mild common form of depression, but nonetheless, antideppressents have helped me, and if one doesn't work, I try a new one. Cruise is an IDIOT! I'm smart enough to know I need anti-depressents to function, but the problem is alot of people on these meds who heard what he says, they are extremly mentally ill, and they can start believing him and they would go off the medicaition and have servere problems! This probably DID happen! and someone could even become suicidal off their meds. he may not have caused a suicide persay, but I have no doubt that some people who heard him must have listened and he negativly influenced them, causing them to be sick, and that brought him bad Karma, and that's why he got fired!
somewhere in Austrailia, early morning; "ooh, ooh, oooooh,...you like it, like it like that, don't you? You like the cooze don't you, like it with me on top, don't you? You're not threatened, are you? you better not be, take it like a man. A real man, a man who likes pussy and not butts and won't make me wear flats and will stay hard when he sees me naked and will let me have my career and who'll give me babies and, and, and, aauauuuuuuuuugggghhhhh!!!".......(rolls off her lover) pant,pant,pant..."hey nicole baby, what the fuck was that all about?"
buahahahaaaaaa
Sumner Redstone is today's Hero! MK get his picture and honor him by making him a hot slut of the day!!!
Scientology CURED Tom of his dyslexia. How can we refute that truth?
He used to pronounce it "yag" instead of "gay".
strap-on mama's boy | Homepage | 08.23.06 - 10:12 am | #
too funny!!
I saw something on CNN where shrinks were saying that Tom Cruise could be indirectly responsible for people dying b/c about 2% of the US population are bipolar (unmedicated bipolar has a 20% death rate from depression related suicide - second only to cancer in terms of death rate). If they went off of their medication b/c Tom Cruise said they could use vitamins + excercise instead, they could die. TOTALLY irresponsible, but often, mania like Tom Cruise has severly clouds normal judgement.
You would think Paramount wouldn't care about his off screen antics as long as he's bringing in the bucks. I'm suprised.
Duh Hickey! | 08.23.06 - 10:26 am | #
absolutly true. these people are very capable of listening to him and going of the meds.
I never liked him before, i still don't - but now I'm more interested in this crazy ass. Can't wait for the next train wreck.
amy | 08.23.06 - 9:45 am | #
Actually Johnny Depp is in his early 40s.
Has anybody seen the season finale of Law and Order: SVU? Heh heh. I wonder if Tom Thumb will watch.
this is an awesome thread
well i think tom needs to STFU and let the people who DO take antidepressants speak for themselves. if you ask me, i think he's very mentally unstable himself and needs medication. i think brooke shields is a HERO for standing up to this fool
and TCLTC! (tom cruise loves the cock!)
"have you seen what antideppressants do to people..I think you will think twice about their validity once you first hand witness the damage some of those drugs do"
I've experienced it. And I'm still pro-antidepressant, because I know that a lot of other people need it the way diabetics need insulin -- to balance out a deficiency in their bodies. It's not a happy pill.
Duh Hickey, did anyone else see that episode of, I think it was Law and Order, where they had a Tom Cruise clone causing a girl to go on a killing spree, and then brainwashing her in the courtroom to not listen to anyone else?
On a sidenote, Brooke and the Holmeses are probably dancing with feverish joy right now.
i love this story. tom cruise is the creeeeepiest. was within two feet of him twice in professional capacities and i got the creeeepiest vibe. and he's freaky looking. super short with the broadest chest and shoulders. just looks weird. his assistants are two of the gayest of the gays ever. and i should know. and thank the lord - at least we know paramount isn't run by scientologists!
Meryl Streep never had these kinds of problems.
and TCLTC! (tom cruise loves the cock!)
celebrity hater | 08.23.06 - 10:32 am | #
LOL
Bottom line his sister is as dumb is he is.
its already started-another Suri spotting-
Man Takes Star House Tour and Sees Suri Cruise
TMZ has spoken to a man who got a lot more than he bargained for when he passed Tom Cruise's home on a Hollywood star tour.
The story was first told Tuesday on the popular "Kevin & Bean Show" on KROQ radio in Los Angeles. The man, who asked to be identified only as "Frank," and his girlfriend were visiting the girlfriend's brother and sister-in-law, who live two blocks from Cruise's Beverly Hills home, and went on a tour of some local stars' homes.
When they arrived at Cruise's house, one of them hit the buzzer on the security gate, and -- much to their surprise -- it opened. They started driving up the driveway and the first security guard waved them on. They couldn't turn around because the driveway was narrow, so they drove to the top.
When they arrived at the top, they saw Katie Holmes holding -- you guessed it -- the ever-elusive Suri in her arms. Frank says he and his companions were no more than five feet from the baby, and he tells TMZ that Suri looked "cute" and "perfectly normal." Tom, meanwhile, was playing with two older children (presumably Isabella, 13, and Conor, 11) on the lawn. Cruise may have a little more time on his hands to frolic in the grass with his kids, now that he no longer works for Paramount Pictures.
At that point, security descended on the stunned quartet in the car. The guards demanded to see copies of their driver's licenses, but Frank's sister-in-law refused to show identification and demanded the right to leave. Frank says that security held them for about half an hour, and then ordered them to leave the compound.
Click here... it's not over yet
amy | 08.23.06 - 9:45 am | #
Actually Johnny Depp is in his early 40s.
oops! maybe it was his 50's?? my bad. thanks for the correction!!
Lark | 08.23.06 - 8:46 am | #
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you actually are on to something. My friend who works as a hairdressesr at one of the top salons in NYC, meets people in the buisness, and hears lots of things. She said someone told her cruise was looking to hire either Katie Homes or Jessica Alba to be his Girlfriend or something! and Jessica Alba's Parents forbade her from this.
today is indeed the day of karma...
WASHINGTON (AFP) - For the first time since it began, a majority of Americans believe the
Iraq war is not part of the war on terrorism, as US
President George W. Bush keeps insisting it is, according to a poll.
haha!!
katie might need to start peddling WWXD bracelets to supplement their income.
riiiiiiiiiiiiiight...security guards waved them on...to crazy tom's estate....yeeeeeaaah.....(backing away now)
Tom is slipping and the studio execs know it. MI 3 wasn considered a flop financially, so it was a business decision - and a very good one at that. But Tom is so rich, he doesn't really need a career anymore. After all, he has his 'religion'.
who's this person who saw suri? he must be a scintologist hired to say this! There is NO WAY they would just let some random person into their home!
Hollywood is full of cowards...there must be something really bad happening for Paramount to publicly dump Tom. Or they believe his ability to carry a movie is gone. I would hate to be around him now, he is probably crazy with fury.
uh, ICYDK? does that mean icky dick? oh, and thanks amy, you make a validation whore's day!
in case you didn't know
I just thought that story was funny as hell. I find the timing of it hilarious! he gets canned and then people are waved into the house?? What a crock of shit! Again, a scientologist or someone being paid off...no doubt. Or its a bull-shit story.
in the late 80's, before Nicole Kidman was approached by Tom's people to become his beard, Brooke Shields was approached. She turned him down. Shields was TC's 'first choice.' He was not happy about being turned down. Hell hath no fury, etc. etc.
Katie Holmes was really pregnant. But TC was not the father. Apparantly the natural father, it turns out, is probably African American. So it is very, very obvious that baby Suri, though perfectly healthy and beautiful, is not TC's child.
All of this is about to come out in Morton's book, if not sooner.
hahahaah good for him. he wants to criticize other people let him have a dose of his own medicine! i can't stand this man
Apparantly the natural father, it turns out, is probably African American. So it is very, very obvious that baby Suri
if true, that will be some funny shit..
Brooke Shields was approached. She turned him down.
this whole thing just gets weirder doesn't it
anonymous-that is so creepy. It would be just like him to have the nerve to HIRE someone to make him look straight. Maybe after this drop by paramount, scientology will lose some of the crazy power that keeps people mum and maybe someone will actually speak up and start telling secrets. Penelope Cruz MUST be in on some of this shit if she 'dated' him for however long and than talked about his 'baby'. She better have her damage control people ready if this turns out to all be bullshit...
cant wait for katies tell all book on the psycho maniac that is tom cruise. i really feel sorry for him. i kinda liked most of his movies
BROOKE SHIELDS??? Talk about a smack from the back hand of Karma. No wonder she dug her heals in and clowned his ass when he put down her taking meds. Makes me also see why he went after HER...guess he's still a little raw for her turning him down so many years ago. When the hell is Nicole going to write a tell all? too many people must know his scam and all the little details. I can't wait for someone to start blabbing!
Im really wondering about P. Cruz. She made that statement and then was trying to take it back. Saying she regretted ever mentioning it. Its kinda like she knew something was wrong with the whole thing, or something big was about to go down. I thought something was fishy when she said it.
One of the girls I work with brought up a good point. Where is the payback that Katie was suppose to get? Where's the movie roll?
"cant wait for katies tell all book on the psycho maniac that is tom cruise."
I think she's too far in now. We may have lost her for good. Nicole, Penelope, etc never looked so lost in the eye's the way Katie does. Maybe if her family goes in and forces her out. I doubt that would even work.
Just an FYI if this hasn't been posted before: The head of Paramount Brad Grey (who had his own troubles recently)is best friends and partner of Brad Pitt & Plan B productions. The Brad's have been making a lot of deals recently even while Brad P was in Africa. I think they will see more development money coming their way now that the monetary drainage of Tom Cruise is cut out. I smell coup d'etat. For Sumner Redstone to make any kind of statement regarding anything is a VERY BIG DEAL.
maybe cruz regretted saying anything because everyone is up her ass asking her questions and she thought that would be it, but it wasn't, but needless to say, Cruise being fired probably was because of his behavior and seeing people not liking him anymore, not sure if there is some other underlying scandle, but there will be people coming out saying things against him now! if it was a scandle, maybe it was the book coming out, but lots of celebrities have unauthorized biographies that come out about them, and they are not always taken as truth.
Something is definately up with Penelope's statement. Too late to back pedal now!
As far as the baby's natural father being African American, was there ever a report of Katie dating anyone between Chris and Tom?
TC has had a strange fixation with Shields since the early days of his film career and his small, bit part in "Endless Love." At the time, it was Shields who was the mega-star, and TC saw her a prize to be won.
Shields, on the other hand, had no interest in TC or being anyone's beard. Being a devout Catholic, she did not take the idea of marriage lightly. And she certainly didn't need the money.
Shields has not confirmed or denied any of this for Morton's book. She has distanced herself from TC from the beginning, until being dragged back into it last year. Most of the information has been leaked by other sources, including people close to Kidman.
Cruz was 'approached' by Tom's people as well, after the divorce from Kidman. Although not interested in marriage, she agreed to 'date' him and be romantically linked to him in the press.
Holmes, having been impregnated by an anonymous sperm donor, was not aware of that the race of her child was not white. In fact, since the birth of the child, TC, Holmes, and their people have both been at a loss as to what steps to take now.
where'd you get this info anon? when will this book be out?
Are they photoshopping the black out of Suri then?
Maybe after this drop by paramount, scientology will lose some of the crazy power that keeps people mum and maybe someone will actually speak up and start telling secrets. Penelope Cruz MUST be in on some of this shit if she 'dated' him for however long and than talked about his 'baby'. She better have her damage control people ready if this turns out to all be bullshit...
Lark | 08.23.06 - 11:08 am | #
SHE MADE A DEAL TO BE HIS BEARD AND IT MADE HER A HOUSEHOLD NAME.
WHO THE FUCK KNEW WHO SHE WAS B4 SHE WAS PHOTGRAPHED WITH HIM. SHE WAS SOME UGLY SPANIARD WITH A HORRIFIC ACCENT.
Nicole Kidman has a real life and WAY TOO much class to ever write a book. She loves her children for who they are and thinks about their feelings. Unlike tommie, he sees them as property and a way to get attendtion.
Are they photoshopping the black out of Suri then?
Curi Sruise | 08.23.06 - 11:44 am | #
LOL! priceless!
You would think Paramount wouldn't care about his off screen antics as long as he's bringing in the bucks. I'm suprised.
Genevieve | 08.23.06 - 10:28 am | #
PARAMOUNT IS ABOUT PROFITS.
TOMS BEHAVIOR AND MOUTHING OFF ON ANTIDEPRESSANTS PUT A LOT OF PEOPLE OFF, THOSE PEOPLE DIDNT PAY TO SEE HIS MOVIES, PARAMOUNT DIDNT MAKE WHAT IT EXPECTED AND IM SURE THEY HAVE DONE LOTS OF SURVEYSON TOM.
HIS 15 MINUTES ARE OVER, HE HAS PISSED OFF TOO MANY PEOPLE AND BECOME A LIABILITY. SO BUH BYE AND TAKE YR CHURCH WITH U.
Good point anonymous. What a big bunch of shit to go through all because he can't accept the fact that he likes men. How sad.
If the baby DOES exist and IS half African American, I'd like to know exactly what sperm donor they used and didn't know anything about him. That seems unbelievable that they chose a donor and didn't know height, weight, eye and hair color, ethnicity...
When the hell is Nicole going to write a tell all? too many people must know his scam and all the little details. I can't wait for someone to start blabbing!
Lark | 08.23.06 - 11:16 am | #
THE BEARDS CANT, THEY ALL SIGNED WATER TIGHT LEGAL CONTRACTS. HE MADE SURE OF THEIR LOYALTY.
They used a sperm bank in Europe, not the U.S. Apparantly though the sperm bank is responsible for the mistake, it is a lose/lose situation for TC and Holmes as a high-profile lawsuit will only make things worse.
Um to the clueless fool who posted that no one knew P. Cruz before TC is an idiot. Anyone who follows Pedro Almodovar's films and follows international cinema (more interesting than twinkie cinema) knew who she was.
One of the girls I work with brought up a good point. Where is the payback that Katie was suppose to get? Where's the movie roll?
Eddie | 08.23.06 - 11:17 am | #
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THE PAYBACK IS THAT SHE IS NOW A HOUSEHOLD NAME AND A WEALTHY VACANT VESSEL. SHE COULD BOTTLE HER FARTS AND THEY WOULD SELL FOR A FORTUNE.
B4 HER TIME WITH THE DWARF SHE COULDT GET ARRESTED.
OXA
Um to the clueless fool who posted that no one knew P. Cruz before TC is an idiot. Anyone who follows Pedro Almodovar's films and follows international cinema (more interesting than twinkie cinema) knew who she was.
bourgie | 08.23.06 - 12:02 pm | #
WHO IS CLUELESS HERE? THE AVERAGE YOUNG AMERICAN DOES NOT GO TO SEE PEDROS MOVIES. HIS MOVIES DONT MAKE ANYWHERE NEAR WHAT CRUISES DOES IN THE US.
what movie is that picture from?
(more interesting than twinkie cinema) knew who she was.
bourgie | 08.23.06 - 12:02 pm | #
Twinkie Cinema!haha!
PARAMOUNT IS ABOUT PROFITS.
TOMS BEHAVIOR AND MOUTHING OFF ON ANTIDEPRESSANTS PUT A LOT OF PEOPLE OFF, THOSE PEOPLE DIDNT PAY TO SEE HIS MOVIES, PARAMOUNT DIDNT MAKE WHAT IT EXPECTED AND IM SURE THEY HAVE DONE LOTS OF SURVEYSON TOM.
HIS 15 MINUTES ARE OVER, HE HAS PISSED OFF TOO MANY PEOPLE AND BECOME A LIABILITY. SO BUH BYE AND TAKE YR CHURCH WITH U.
Anonymous | 08.23.06 - 11:52 am | #
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Bingo!!! it's all about us people! we have the power over them! don't forget that when you see a movie, that you are the one with the power!
anonymous-you need your own gossip column! Where do you get your info???
Europe sperm bank? If your info is true, that is fucking crazy. Everything you say is so outrageous, it's almost believable.
I agree with your comment about Penelope...the average person didn't catch any of Pedro's movies and didn't know who she was until she hooked up with Tom. As far as air tight contracts, he must also have something on THEM to keep them all hush hush.
maybe the sperm bank did it on PURPOSE, in spite of Cruise. I wouldn't rule it out!
anonymous-you need your own gossip column! Where do you get your info???
Europe sperm bank? If your info is true, that is fucking crazy. Everything you say is so outrageous, it's almost believable.
I agree with your comment about Penelope...the average person didn't catch any of Pedro's movies and didn't know who she was until she hooked up with Tom. As far as air tight contracts, he must also have something on THEM to keep them all hush hush.
Lark | 08.23.06 - 12:21 pm | #
IF U SOULD YR SOUL TO THE MIDGET, WOULD U WANT IT PUBLICISED?
maybe the sperm bank did it on PURPOSE, in spite of Cruise. I wouldn't rule it out!
peaches | 08.23.06 - 12:23 pm | #
thats what I was thinking...
Thank you Paramount for listening to the people, this is wonderful news!!!!!
maybe the sperm bank did it on PURPOSE, in spite of Cruise. I wouldn't rule it out!
peaches | 08.23.06 - 12:23 pm | #
thats what I was thinking...
amy | 08.23.06 - 12:49 pm | #
I CALL IT KARMA
OXA
Nicole must be doing the 'Virginia Reel' in Nashville.
Yes Tom is nuts, but I am not going to date him or invite him to dinner so the only thing that concerns me as a moviegoer is whether or not he's a good actor. While he is not as dynamic as Gary Oldman, or Judy Dench, Tom handles dark characters particularly well. If I required character references from every artist whose work I enjoy I would not read Hemingway, Plath, Baudelaire; nor would I admire the works of Picasso and Pollock; or listen to the music of Johnny Cash, or Billie Holiday. I think the public is far more forgiving of artists who have been cheaters, driven drunk, had episodes of violence,and even shoplifted. But for some reason, we do not tolerate hypocricy coupled with dogmatic histrionics. Separate the person from the art, or entertainment choices become pretty limited.
Yes Tom is nuts, but I am not going to date him or invite him to dinner so the only thing that concerns me as a moviegoer is whether or not he's a good actor. While he is not as dynamic as Gary Oldman, or Judy Dench, Tom handles dark characters particularly well. If I required character references from every artist whose work I enjoy I would not read Hemingway, Plath, Baudelaire; nor would I admire the works of Picasso and Pollock; or listen to the music of Johnny Cash, or Billie Holiday. I think the public is far more forgiving of artists who have been cheaters, driven drunk, had episodes of violence,and even shoplifted. But for some reason, we do not tolerate hypocricy coupled with dogmatic histrionics. Separate the person from the art, or entertainment choices become pretty limited.
Gabriela | 08.23.06 - 12:55 pm | #
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SO TELL ME, HOW DO U FEEL ABOUT SOUTH PARK?
OXA
Free BRAD!
Free BRAD!
M | 08.23.06 - 12:59 pm | #
DONT WORRY, ANGIE WILL FREE HIM AFTER HER NEXT LESBIAN TRYST.
Free BRAD!
M | 08.23.06 - 12:59 pm | #
DONT WORRY, ANGIE WILL FREE HIM AFTER HER NEXT LESBIAN TRYST.
Good for Paramount! Someone in there is actually standing up for what they believe in...if Tom can do it so can they. He has acted like a damn fool at least 3 times in the past 12 mos. in front of a national t.v. audience.
Anonymous,
hell, you know George is in Brad's ear anyway, dontcha? "C'mon Brad, you know you're not the family guy type, who're you kiddin here. Where's Angelina's hips, where's Maniston's? C'mon, let's play some ball. one on one, back em in style, just our jock straps on. First one to get to six wins." Ha!
Gabriela | 08.23.06 - 12:55 pm | #
You said it, he's nuts! And he's not a good actor.
It's fair enough if you don't think Tom's a good actor, that is a good reason not to see his films, Car. I just hope you would not limit your artistic choices by imposing an ethical judgement of the artist on the art itself. My bookcase is filled with the masterpieces of nutcases and disagreeable people.
It's fair enough if you don't think Tom's a good actor, that is a good reason not to see his films, Car. I just hope you would not limit your artistic choices by imposing an ethical judgement of the artist on the art itself. My bookcase is filled with the masterpieces of nutcases and disagreeable people.
Gabriela | 08.23.06 - 2:10 pm | #
I CANT STAND TO SEE HIM SO I SURE WONT SPEND MONEY GOING TO SEE HIM MOVIES.
MY BOOKCASES ARE FILLED WITH DUST, ONE MANS MASTERPIECE IS ANOTHER MAN'S MANIA.
one man, masterpice is another man's toilet paper.
Gabriela, many of the disagreeable people on my shelves have been dead for a long time, and so cannot profit from my hard-earned money spent on their books. As a result, the publishers who made it available to the masses are the ones who benefit. Disagreeable LIVING people like J.K. Rowling and Robert Jordan are gotten from the library.
And I find Tom an annoying and sophomoric actor, personally, and like Richard Gere I find that he pollutes movies even by geniuses. (Example: Akira Kurosawa, one of whose movies is crippled by Gere's presence).
M, he doesn't wanna be freed! At least not until Angie is finished with her interrogation sex game!
Anonymous | 08.23.06 - 11:31 am | #
Ya know, I've always thought that Tom had a weird fixation on Brooke. Out of all the celebs taking antidepressants, he fixates on her.
hell, i *wish* the baby was black, and not because of the easy out of 'sperm donor'. what the fuck ever.
why wouldn't Katie be attracted to black men, or even have a one night stand (let alone a -gasp- long term discrete relationship) with a black man?
besides, why would she go to a sperm donor BEFORE having met Cruise? since the baby is rumored to have been born before it was 'born' officially. anonymous is pulling people's legs. but it's a great rumor to start. still, i'm not buying it yet. there was someone at IMDB months ago who claimed that in Katie's home town the big rumor was that the baby had downs syndrome. was that person telling the truth? is anonymous? you can be anyone you want online, even your own best source.
still, it's funny as hell to contemplate the 'black' angle, though (again) i'm partial to the Katie doesn't discriminate though others will; than to the way out (and actually rather offensive) european donor story. cuz i like to think Katie is cool like that, and unconcerned like that, and confident like that. at least, before she got suckered into scientology.
as for him shopping around for a beard, i believe it. i remember when he was trying to get with that tall black Londoner track and field star during the Summer Olympics, and she was like 'hell no!' All kinds of women would scrunch up their faces and get weird looks when asked about dating Tom Cruise -- and it wasn't about his height.
The Great Britain (Great British?) track and field star (if I remember correctly) said that the whole thing was a scientology come-on, not a date. She turned her back on that real quick.
If it's true that Jessica Alba's parents said 'no'... how much worse does that make Katie Holmes's parent's look? particularly with how weird they themselves have been acting and seeming to go along with their daughter looking more and more fucked up and fucked in the head, always surrounded by handlers, dropping all her real friends. If her parents were watching the dollar signs instead of their daughters health and wellbeing, they should be flayed alived and rolled in ocean salt. that's just monstrous. if it's true.
and LOL to anorexorcist for the vage stories.. oh my god. my throat hurts from laughing so much LOL
what's with hollywood?
they aren't smart enough to be doctors, so they go on tv dispensing medical advice to millions instead?
they aren't intelligent or committed enough to a life of service to become community or governmental leaders, so they use their fame to tell americans how they want the country run?
they aren't compassionate enough to commit to a life of sacrifice to help their fellow man, so instead they pontificate about whatever charity work they're doing? and have to have a camera there everytime they donate 5 minutes or 10 cents?
whatever ills our medical system, government or communities have, i think we can figure it out without the "help" of these sanctimonious, selfish, hypocritical nutcases.
p.s. it would be so AWESOME if suri cruise was black!
Tom's not the greatest actor in the world, but I have enjoyed some of his films. If only he could contain the arrogance that clearly worked for him in Collateral, Vanilla Sky, Interview With A Vampire, and Magnolia.
Love you anon 11:31!!! And kudos to the sperm bank tech!
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