foist!
sorry, i'm excited
First!
big whoop
Gotta confess: I'm on Locklear overload.
Definitely a slow news day.
she looks like she has shorts on underneath
OH............NO...........
MK do you need a vacation? I'm not feeling it today. Guess I'll do some "work."
ok take that back. I just enlarged the pic. no shorts
Her ass looks like an 80-year old in a diaper ass.
Whatever. What's a good murder weapon?
WHAT?!.............after all these years.............PLUTO IS NOT A PLANET? Where are Tom, Katie, and Suri going to vacation now?
Umm isn't she like 90 ?
She has jeans under it, cuz she's dickmatized by a stupid unfunny fugly troll.
Mishma: ground peach pits, an injected air-bubble, belladonna... I got some more if you need them.
I'd rather look at this than big toothed Denise Richards. Heather still rocks it. Team Heather.
well, at least she trims the shrubbery. Don't see any tumbleweeds txt the legs (sticks)
I never realized she has such a gross ass!
She needs to town down the white hair -- it make her look like the old hag who drinks at the Ameriacn Legion.
WHAT?!.............after all these years.............PLUTO IS NOT A PLANET? Where are Tom, Katie, and Suri going to vacation now?
Myself | 08.24.06 - 2:17 pm | #
Hilarious and pretty fucked that they decided all of a sudden Pluto is not a planet!!It was my favourite!! 
She looks hot for 44 years old.
Thanks MizRo, I will let you know.
Soooooooo ready to kkkkkiiilllll
She's got the ass of a thirteen year old boy with polio.
I agree she does look pretty hot to be 44.
ihave nothing to say....
nope. next.
hey, she's looks better than most 60 year old hags. I agree, about that Richard's shit.
She knows she got caught.LOL
yeah, she's got a weird shaped ass. Maybe cause it's all neatly tucked in those granny panties.
She forgot her slip. This was an honest mistake which I will benefit from. She has 20 yaers on some of the hollywood rags we call actresses and looks better!!!!!!!!!!
She needs to town down the white hair -- it make her look like the old hag who drinks at the Ameriacn Legion.
vampira | 08.24.06 - 2:20 pm | #
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stop following me!
Mishma, A heavy iron skillet should do the trick. That could be messy though.
American Legion is hot shit, the drinks are practically free.
pfeif - I WILL ASK YOU AGAIN LOVEY: Who is that magnificent creature in your avvie???
What's wrong? This is exactly how a tasteful 40 year old mother of a little girl should dress. Am I wrong?
Barburger -- LOL! The drinks are cheap there!
Barburger Save me and mishma seats bitch!
The drinks are practically free - as are the women!!
Damn Lola.... That's only a wig-out kill! OH!
Mishma may just wig-out, but in an office I'd say a skillet would be a tad obvious.
Stapled to death? Exposed to copy-machine rays? I know!
Drowned in the office loo!
mishma, if you talk to the grizzled old pork chop behind the bar, they are totally free.
Oh my bad, Let me see offer them something to drink? (slip in something special)
Mishma: ground peach pits, an injected air-bubble, belladonna... I got some more if you need them.
MizRo | 08.24.06 - 2:19 pm | #
don't forget oleander
She is the hotness!
mishma, if you talk to the grizzled old pork chop behind the bar, they are totally free.
vampira | 08.24.06 - 2:30 pm | #
"grizzled old pork chop" OMG!!!!
i think i'll pass on that ass
mishma, if you talk to the grizzled old pork chop behind the bar, they are totally free.
vampira | 08.24.06 - 2:30 pm | #
ain't it the truth? Years ago, my girlfriends Dad belonged there, so we would go with him. I think beers were like .50 or $1. and yes, listen to the war stories and walk out stinkin for about $1.50 after 6 hrs.
NoAnjil, and you know that old pork chop was sporting a trucker hat long before Ashton
Truvy: I bet you money she’s paid $500 for that dress and doesn’t even bother to wear a girdle. Clairee: It’s like two pigs fighting under a blanket. Truvy: Well, I haven’t left the house without lycra on these thighs since I was 14. Clairee: You were brought up right.
::shudders:
walk out stinkin for about $1.50 after 6 hrs.
Barburger | Homepage | 08.24.06
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LOL -- ain't it the truth! My long ago ex worked at one and for awhile that's where my ass would be every Sat night
vampira - waaaa? so sorry, just thinking of the orange/brown above his lips from smoking so much.....
vampira, and I'm making porkchops for the fam tonite. I know I'm gonna be thinkin' of this thru the whole thing, of course, drinking a beer at home--almost as cheap as the hall
Someone is clinging to her youth a little too hard.
Thanks Suse: I appreciate additions to my killing arsenal.
Well her ass looks pretty awesome under there I must say. Too bad her face looks like a leather shoe.
Yes, this true, vampira, hell you don't even need cleavage.
I think I am going to crush up some klonopin for a certai someone's diet coke
She has teenie-weenie bird legs.
I am jealous because mine are the girth of 200-yr.-old pine trees.
Thanks for the ideas, guys. I am sure we have all fantasized, havem't we?
Isn't she a little young to be already having "old lady" ass?
Guess that's what you get when YOU'RE TOO DAMN THIN!
BTW no way David Spade can fill that gap. Must be for his scintillating conversational skills she's with him then.
Yeah, scintillating.
you know back in my day, I'd kill a coworker by dipping a few tacks in ole fido's poop and letting them dry out, then I'd place them in that co workers seat. sit their fat asses down, get stuck and within two weeks, dead!!!
Braburger -- at least you aren't making hotdogs!
Slow death- crushed glass on your everyday meals. It's cheap and easy. It will not be detected unless you really look for it. Noone will.
Also....inject diabetic insulin into a mole.
..........good times...
brent: hello, love. British time?
Mel Brooks... Love him. Locklear IS too thin.
Sorry, Barburger. LOL I'm dyslexic today.
She looks hot for 44 years old.
LA | Homepage | 08.24.06 - 2:20 pm | #
she does!
tender, shit is like polio legs!!
This works strap on? Hmmmmm, from what dysentary?
Hmmmmmm
Sorry, Barburger. LOL I'm dyslexic today.
vampira | 08.24.06 - 3:01 pm | #
too funny, now I have this visual of dancing hotdogs in buns wearing my bra!
Boy does she look washed up and swollen.
Damn you people are devious
AND I LOVE IT!!!!!
OMG!!
BRIDE OF CHUCKY picture #1!!
One time, when I was 16 I worse a flowy thin skirt like that and walked down columbus. I could never figure out why all the men stared? I was just that naive
Bride of Chucky -- shit!!! I gotta pee!
Well, no hot dogs, pork chops or burgers tonight!
At least she does not have a sagy Vagina like Paris!
Dude, is she for real fucking David Spade?
Man, I'm going to see picture #1 in my nightmares.
That's because that shit is dried up
damn she is hot. i bet you a dollar there are no panties on.
Shoogie: don't make me cry.... I grew up on Columbus Avenue.
heather is a cutie but what is she thinking here!
She always look the same...good body..but she has had too much face work and she is also botoxed to the point of total paralysis. Heather's mother is nice, she worked at Disney and was great to work with. There were family pix with Heather in them and it looked pretty normal..and Heather was very pretty. Her mom is pretty too...lucky genetics.
Its weird that she's with Spade, but he's gotta be better than an aging rock star..they are miserable once they hit their 40's. I dated one and it was all about the glory days and how many chics they could tease and fuck. I think she just got sick of it.
Hiya Mizro.
Yes, British time (what about it?).
"It's good to be da king."
her ass looks killer
She looks like Princess Diana when she was first photographed! Remember that picture without the slip and the see through skirt!
She knows what she's doing! Is she trying to get a new sit com? And how many sit coms has that been!!??
Still the hotness! If you think otherwise get your head examined!
Oh, Yuck! I've always hated looking at her face.
Her lips are very thin and her mouth is crooked. Her nose is a pig-snout, and her eyes have always looked hard, with wrinkles around them.
I never got why Sammy Jo was always the femme fetale---she seemed so plastic on the job.
I used to run into her in the eighties, and if I had not recognized her I would have thought she was any other chick strolling through the Topanga Mall on her way to visit her old manager at the corn dog concession.
Whatever. What's a good murder weapon?
mishma | Homepage | 08.24.06 - 2:17 pm | #
A giant icicle?
Been there, done that.
(Not that I'm bragging.)
(OK, I am bragging. 
)
She's used to look OK. Lately she's looking mighty scraggly and rough. I guess she's going through a trauma about Sambora or something. She also needs to lose the white hair.
heather looking tacky as usual and get rid of the tired dirty blonde look....geesh!
she looks hot.
She looks better there than in the bikini.
A little tease, a little mystery, go a fucking long way
i'm confused...why is heather locklear beong mentioned twice in a one week period on here....
She always look the same...good body..but she has had too much face work and she is also botoxed to the point of total paralysis. Heather's mother is nice, she worked at Disney and was great to work with. There were family pix with Heather in them and it looked pretty normal..and Heather was very pretty. Her mom is pretty too...lucky genetics.
Its weird that she's with Spade, but he's gotta be better than an aging rock star..they are miserable once they hit their 40's. I dated one and it was all about the glory days and how many chics they could tease and fuck. I think she just got sick of it.
patty cake | 08.24.06 - 3:56 pm | #
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See that's what I love about this blog. People that know the celeb or have background on them are interesting to me. I like to know what they're like, their families or history.
patty cake, you're on the mark about aging rock stars... I once met the drummer of Whitesnake while he was here on a trip..my friend was dating his friend...anyway, this tool would just drink and talk about his sexual trysts and how he'd get any bitch he wanted. Who the fuck cares? He was such an idiot..
Damn, she gapped.
that skirt is fug
EW!
Ewwww
She looks great. Puuleeezzzeee.
bitch looks old
Why do her eyes look so big ?
Ass of a 20-yearold
Face of a 50-year old....
Heather's with David Spade because she & he are both addicted to Vicodin!! They've been a blind item in all the gossip rags on the net.
You know it had to be something. Heather's lucky in the DNA department, but when she hooked up with Spade, even the trolls were wondering what the story was.
Sambora tried an intervention, but she freaked out and cut Richie loose. Now, she's with someone who's into the same drug . . . and they never run out!
Sad tale, but then again, it's Hollyweird!
Is that Depends (trademark) I spotted?
ew, ew, and, ew.
I loved Sammy Joe when she stole Jeff from that dark haired girl ..what was her name? Devon? Dynasty was so good!
sammy Joe always had a Jane Fonda outfit on and would come barrelling down the stairs swishin her hair al la Farrah Fawcett..ahh good times!
She needs to darken that hair, she always dresses like a teenager, I guess it makes her feel young. she's pretty, but needs something done with that hair. I still prefer her over that sour pussed Denise Richards.
she has aged fuckin great. she's always gave me a tingle in my willy
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