first?
wooo hooo!!
first at last!
what a mess!!!
next she'll be turning up at the opening of new gas stations...
DAMN she will pose with anything, huh?
the TRUCKER HAT is soo yesterday.
dumb hick.
LMAO! Who is she?
Where is she shopping if dude in the last pic is allowed in?
Well well well, someone got lucky at the dollar store, y'all!
Well well well, someone got lucky at the dollar store, y'all!
She looks more like Willie "Whitetrash" Wonka than Gwen Stefani!!!
I love Brit. She's the new Cher. Girl truly doesn't give a fuck what anyone thinks.
good lord, the woman's wearing a baseball cap, and horrors, a bent up straw cowboys hat. what a piece of white trash she is, all that and a marinating poo-nah-ni. she.....is.....so......FUKKIN HOT!!!!(making a fist and biting my knuckles.)
Why is she dying her hair? She's trying to kill another kid.
Does she have an off switch somewhere?
I love Brit. She's the new Cher. Girl truly doesn't give a fuck what anyone thinks.
skinny fat | 08.25.06 - 12:21 pm | #
Um, no. Cher has a career, and still some dignity.
She has the biggest, fattest, ugliest nose. Yuck.
its official, she is now a prop. you can find her at your local pharmacy, supermarkets, and garage sales.
I feel sad for her and then I remember how much money she has then I feel sad for me.
I see she's adopted the k-Fed lip purse.
Next month she'll be photographed all over town reading Star and Us Magazines just to be in them (a la Jennifer Love Hewitt). The month after that she'll give birth. After that, rehab and Wal-Mart.
Why does she look like a 14 year old, trapped in a 60 year old's body?
Does pregnancy destroy brain cells?
What's with the top hat, is she trying to be Stevie Nicks? Jeez!!
I love Brit. She's the new Cher. Girl truly doesn't give a fuck what anyone thinks.
skinny fat | 08.25.06 - 12:21 pm | #
Um, no. Cher has a career, and still some dignity.
Eww | 08.25.06 - 12:22 pm | #
Britney has a career too...it's just on hold. I don't know about Cher's dignity. Is her "farewell" tour still going on?
where is her wedding ring?
somebody should tell her that she is not a teen anymore. Doing all those gestures she just looks like a fucking 'tard!
This twit needs to realize that hats are not flattering to her.
Did anyone see the Amish-like hat the other day?
i don't know why, but i just got angry looking at these pictures. i usually sigh and say "oh britney....look what you've become." now i just want to say SACK UP, HO! jesus christ, woman!
Baby Kat - love the av!! 
MK - you're killing me honey, killing me I say! 
She looks happy!
I think she hit rock bottom with the Dateline interview and her husband's "rap performance".
Now she knows there's no place to go but up. 
Good thing she keeps that weave in . It covers up her linebacker neck.
In that close-up trucker hat picture, she so needs to be rockin' a glittery grill.
Why is she doing this lately?????????????????????
She looks like an even bigger moron in the Ed Hardy hat.
I hate her shoes!!!!
where is her wedding ring?
mememepleaseme | 08.25.06 - 12:25 pm | #
She's either all swollen from pregnancy, or she dumped the loser.
I second that, suri. Why?
she has to k-fed isnt bringing in the bacon. but i wonder if the poor idiot knows that she doesnt have that commercial power anymore? remember the pepsi commercials. who the heck want her to endorse any products. it's just sad to see a popstar of her stature pose with stuff ponies.
is she for real? I mean did pregnancy make her super fucking dumb? I didn't know pregnancy had that effect on people
I hate her shoes!!!!
Anonymous | 08.25.06 - 12:36 pm | #
I DONT THINK SHE CAN SEE HER FEET ANYMORE. 
Why is she dying her hair? She\\\\\\\'s trying to kill another kid.
Eww | 08.25.06 - 12:22 pm | #
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I read that it's the result of a vegetable-based dye, the kind you find in health food stores and such. So she's not killing the child, merely embarassing him/her.
Don't you dare anything bad about Cher! She has NEVER gone hooking at gas station bathrooms like Brit Brit.
I'll start to feel bad for her.. then I see shit like this. She totally brings it upon herself. I think she LIKES to be made fun of!
I like the dress, but damn Britney--please try some better looking, more stylish shoes!!!!!!!!!!!!
she has to k-fed isnt bringing in the bacon. but i wonder if the poor idiot knows that she doesnt have that commercial power anymore? remember the pepsi commercials. who the heck want her to endorse any products. it's just sad to see a popstar of her stature pose with stuff ponies.
jakie | 08.25.06 - 12:37 pm | #
There is no career left. A woman with two kids under 25, with no talent, no voice, no skills, totally uneducated, stuck at 16, with a dirtbag husband, a handful of stepkids, and a third child you know is right around the corner, she isn't marketable.
She better be happy being a mom, because that's all that's left for her. It's over, big time! What's even funnier, she taped and released her trailer park life to the public! Now she's on K-fed CD.
Her velvet jacket is the hotness.
She looks happy!
I think she hit rock bottom with the Dateline interview and her husband's "rap performance".
Now she knows there's no place to go but up.
ME2 | 08.25.06 - 12:28 pm | #
I doubt that. There's nothing left for her.
where is her wedding ring?
mememepleaseme | 08.25.06 - 12:25 pm |
uh-oh is trouble brewing??
That has to be the ugliest dress she's worn yet. She was doing good with the one from the awards show. But jeezzz....
That dress has potential to be very cute!! Y does she fuck it up?? And y does someone with that much money need to act this way for a free bag of Cheetos??
Does she get paid per pose or what??
She's always doing that peace with lips persed thing ever since she's been with KFed. She must feel like being married to a rapper (puahahaha) makes her all ruff and stuff.
She is a super-model and pinup girl inspiration extrodinaire.. always has been. Ask who's number 1 at Super Fill-up Diesel Shower Sleep and Eats off I-45 in Dallas.. Tell them Mr Moo sent ya.
Damn is she special needs
Why is she doing this lately?????????????????????
suri cruise hubbard | 08.25.06 - 12:31 pm | #
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Perhaps she needs to feel some love and attention from the public my little Suri. By the way, your father owes babysitting fees.
where is her wedding ring?
mememepleaseme | 08.25.06 - 12:25 pm
She's either all swollen from pregnancy, or she dumped the loser.
Baby J | 08.25.06 - 12:36 pm
her fingers are looking pretty fat....
You need to do a comparison of her and the singer from Big N Rich! That's who she looks like!
she is acting very overly goofy and happy. Its very fake just like her stupid overly cutesy behavior at the Teen Choice awards fiasco. Compensating for all the ridicule probably... well-deserved ridicule
i like the hat in the 3rd pix
regarding the picture of brit with the pink toy thing whic i'm assuming is her bff: i for one am glad brit finally has a friend she can talk to....
LOVE the trucker hat with the polyester nightie
Totally hot
Bitch is not fit to lick Cher's stilettoes! Cher has 2 kids and is over 60 and looks better than this bloated, ig'nant ho! AND, if Cher's men don't step up to the plate, she kicks them to the curb! (Hi, there Greg Allman . . . )
'She's either all swollen from pregnancy,'
Ive had friends who refused to take it off even when they started swelling. Im not going in the problem area. please don't bash me...but happily married women usually don't want to take the rings off. But I can understand if its swollen bad and hurting. I have some crazy friends.
I tell u that Kevin has turned her into my favorite pop singer. She's a mess and it makes for great conversation.. Love this
She looks like a Flava of Love contestant!! A knocked up one!
Is there anything she wont pose with?
Bitch is not fit to lick Cher's stilettoes! Cher has 2 kids and is over 60 and looks better than this bloated, ig'nant ho! AND, if Cher's men don't step up to the plate, she kicks them to the curb! (Hi, there Greg Allman . . . )
BooBoo | 08.25.06 - 1:08 pm | #
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Too funny BooBoo... I have to agree that she can't even hang in Cher's atmosphere. No comparison!!!
Shit-ney.
Is it Halloween already? Ugh, her teeth -- I was looking for a shade to paint the house, that may be it!
can you say loser!
Cher has 2 kids and is over 60 and looks better than this bloated, ig'nant ho! BooBoo | 08.25.06 - 1:08 pm | #
I must disagree. Cher's has a hideous tranny face. She's had so much botox and plastic surgery, her face looker faker than the one in Madame Trussaud's. And her children have accomplished NOTHING and are losers.
By the way she's posting with everything and everyone she should consider being a Lowrider or Biker Babe magazine model after she's had the kid.
I love Brit. She's the new Cher. Girl truly doesn't give a fuck what anyone thinks.
skinny fat | 08.25.06 - 12:21 pm | #
Britney has a career too...it's just on hold. I don't know about Cher's dignity. Is her "farewell" tour still going on?
skinny fat | 08.25.06 - 12:25 pm | #
LOL, so true. Cher's Farewell Tour - thats hillarious
I must disagree. Cher's has a hideous tranny face. She's had so much botox and plastic surgery, her face looker faker than the one in Madame Trussaud's. And her children have accomplished NOTHING and are losers.
skinny fat | 08.25.06 - 1:22 pm | #
What?! Her kids are losers? What the fuck do you know about her kids, you pig fat worshipper! Chasity is great, her son is in a bad. Cher looks hotter than ever.
Shitney is beyond over.
out of the the two who'd of thought it would be christina who comes out of it the winner..britney was the golden girl and christina was in the background unnoticed..
britney got the kiss of death from maddona and the torch was passed to christina.
Madonna passed The Triple Crown to Christina Aguilera
Only two artists have debuted #1 in Australia, United Kingdom and America with her albums:
Madonna and Christina Aguilera
Christina's Back to Basics also debuted number one in Germany, Ireland, Netherlands, Canada, Switzerland...the list goes on.
Hey back off of Cher. She may look weird due to plastic surgery but she's a legend (which this fat retarded cow will never be) and a great actress. As for her kids they seem to be happy with who they are. Let's see how well adjusted Britney's and K-Fed's kids are once they realize that their parents should have been in Special Ed when they were kids.
it is like this*
maddona is the queen mother-
britney the FAVORITE daughter
christina the ignored daughter
its christina who takes after her the most.
she just needs a gold and diamond grill in the trucker hat pic and she's set for life
What?! Her kids are losers? What the fuck do you know about her kids, you pig fat worshipper! Chasity is great, her son is in a bad. Cher looks hotter than ever. ARE YOU NUTS?
Ha | 08.25.06 - 1:25 pm | #
Yeah, Cher's kids are real success stories. Her daughter's starred on the VH1 show about fat has beens or never weres trying to lose weight and her son a druggie in a band no one's ever heard of.
britney ought to duet with the never was and never will be brooke hogan, so they can wear trucker hats and smile on camera with their grills.
When I saw that picture of Britney in the top hat I thought of Flavor Flav.
Hmm didn't trucker hats go out like 2 years ago after their 2 minutes of being 'fashionable'?
out of the the two who'd of thought it would be christina who comes out of it the winner..britney was the golden girl and christina was in the background unnoticed..
britney got the kiss of death from maddona and the torch was passed to christina.
Madonna passed The Triple Crown to Christina Aguilera
Only two artists have debuted #1 in Australia, United Kingdom and America with her albums:
Madonna and Christina Aguilera
Christina's Back to Basics also debuted number one in Germany, Ireland, Netherlands, Canada, Switzerland...the list goes on.
jane doe | 08.25.06 - 1:25 pm | #
I was thinking the same thing... Madonna laid the kiss of death on her.
I am so sick of seeing her fat ugly blank face everywhere, have some dignity you ugly whore, stay home while you're all fat and slobbery!
Doesn't she have a child to raise? (Or 2, if you count her gigolo husband?)
She's done, a total embarrassment... Stay home, ugly... you're not relevant anymore, just a sad, fat Wal-Mart poster girl.
I don't remember her being this retarded when she started out. If she were this stupid when she first came out we could blame her young age but now that she's a hick housewife you would think she'd have more social skills.
Flavor Flavvvvvv!!!!!
Britney looks like Gwen? More like Tom Petty.
fat pig worshiper? jesus...
oh my dear brit brit
how far you have fallen
Britney looks like Gwen? More like Tom Petty.
Lina | 08.25.06 - 1:50 pm | #
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Yeah, she looks like Tom Petty in the Alice in Wonderland inspired video "Don't come around here no more".
Was this at the party for Kfed's big premier that noone came to?
Her name is Brit now that she's a child-bearing woman. I like this Britney better than skinny, "virgin" pedophile-bait Britney. & yeah this looks like pregnancy brain.
Aww come on ya'll! She's pink, cute 'n all!
i definately see why its free.
what a dildo she is....NEXT!
Anything for free stuff
Cher may have been on her farewell tour for centuries, but let's face it -- Britney will probably never have the opportunity to even have a farewell tour.
the mad hatter on the loose in tinseltown
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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Please don't insult Tom Petty!
C'mon Deb, have you seen Tom Petty lately? He totally deserves it.
I don't remember her being this retarded when she started out. If she were this stupid when she first came out we could blame her young age but now that she's a hick housewife you would think she'd have more social skills.
anonymous | 08.25.06 - 1:44 pm | #
I never could stand her,from the first time i saw her she made my skin crawl. I hated her stupid smile and phoney laugh, every fuckin thing about her was repulsive and contrived. She had no social skills and does not think she needs anything more than her money and ugly face on as many magazine covers as she can get.
Her career is over, look for her in Hustler, thats about her talent level.
muther teresa
Please don't insult Tom Petty!
Deb | 08.25.06 - 2:32 pm | #
I want to go see him so bad! He will be near my town in Sept. I LOVE me some Tom Petty. (Don't do me like that.)
I have so enjoyed watching this train wreck in slo-mo. Trucker hats are so 2 years ago? Britney is so 5 years ago!
She and her hillbilly clan are just pathetic. The only reason she ever had a career is the marketing machine that put the barely-legal teen slut "product" out when there was a vacuum in the music industry. Even when she had a hot little bod, she dressed like trash, but people forgave because she looked fuckable.
She could never sing. She danced like a JV cheerleader. But she looked fuckable.
She hasn't gotten more stupid, she has always been stupid. It's amazing what the public forgives when someone looks good.
Now she looks like this. Married to Cletus. Posing with everything but a can of Lysol.
Soon she will spawn again. Can't wait for the "come-back".
And the train wreck continues....
I can smell her from here. Her next job is celebrity boxing or the Sereal Life or something.
Shitney had so many opportunities afforded her, yet she chose the path of an ignorant low-life. No sympathy her, I just wish she would drop off the face of the earth and take dick-head with her.
Hey LA! How ya doin'? In fact I did see Tom Petty last week in an outdoor concert near Pittsburgh. My friend complained that there were no close-ups of his face on the big screens. I told her we should be glad, because, God bless him-Tom was homely when he was YOUNG. The thing is, no one ever bought a Tom Petty album because of his looks. He is amazing. What a show! No rust on TP & the HB's. I actually though of you because there were rumors that Stevie would make a guest appearance at the show. She didn't, but it was all over Pittsburgh's rock radio stations.
SHE LOOKS LIKE A FAT MAD HATTER.
I just figured out why everything looks familiar to me that she has on..its all the shit on tables they sell in NYC on West Broadway..the street vendors. That hat and all her jewelry and those weird dresses...all that shit is sold on the streets in Soho or worst Canal St.
Hey Brit , there's a street called Madison Ave that has stores with 4 walls that sell stuff...check them out!
WTF MK!!?? you slam Brit so bad for so long, now you like her? Hope your not serious.
Tom wrote one of my favorite all time lines in rock-n-roll: "Honey don't walk out, I'm too drunk to follow" props to a great rocker and his kick ass band.
Slash?!... LOVED November Rain.
Ufongphyllis-Topcat
That's one of many great lyrics TP has written. He was and is amazing.
Deb, fellow burgher?
I'm originally from Philly, but have friends in Pittsburgh and Somerset. I love me some western PA!
Where else can you go to a Tom Petty concert where the crowd is singing, "Here we go, Steelers, Here we go" between songs!
Since you're a burger, here's one for you.
What's Stevie Wonder's favorite beer?
IC light!
I honestly believe that she is willing to pose with anything she plans to shove up into her stretched out vagina.
Deb | 08.25.06 - 2:47 pm | #
Deb - My sister is a HUGE TPaHB fan, she's one of those people who travels around to see them. Yeah, I guess Stevie's been popping up at many, many shows. I've been a couple times. A Petty live show is a must-see for everyone who loves music.
I've caught Mike Campbell's side project, the Dirty Knobs, about a half dozen times here and there, even back when Ron Blair and Steve Ferrone were still playing that gig (before Blair rejoined the HBs in fact, and before TP made the two of them quit the Knobs).
Good times, girl!
Why Isn't Britney a Supermodel?
Because she does not meet the minimum intelligence requirements for being a model.
I saw that ho today posing with a sign that said YARD SALE FRIDAY AND SATURDAY. Sadly no one was pulling up tp the sale. But then again who wants to buy carafes of KFeds sperm?
Girl is done.
She looks like Buckwild off FOL2
Poor kid...She's trying so hard.
Britney is the Only female artist to have all 4 of her studio cd's debut at #1. Xtina's cd is done next week, it's a self indulgent snooze fest that nobody other than her fans who've already piced it up will buy.
Britney is the true Talent,far from over, here's what uber producer Swizz Beats said today:
"Swizz promises something just as groundbreaking for the new Britney Spears album, which he's currently working on with songwriter Sean Garrett. "That's my partner in crime right there," Swizz said. "The Britney stuff, we're creating just for her. It's a lot of tempo, a lot of hard drums, a lot of sonic changes. It's just something that when you hear it, you get goose bumps. She's back for real."
why does charlie and the chocolate factory come to mind?
Brit you always give me a laugh! Man it's just like watching a traffic accident in s-l-o-w m-o-t-i-o-n...
You keep telling yourself that Derrick and i'm sure it will come true.
Please.....you seem to forget that all of her fans have matured and gotten a life. She's nothing but a talentless sweaty cow who got famous because she had a whole crew of people molding her into something that she so was not. Now that the true person is out people like you can't seen to digest this and still hold onto the dream that she will become top dog again.
does anyone know what kind of sunglasses those are?
I saw that ho today posing with a sign that said YARD SALE FRIDAY AND SATURDAY. Sadly no one was pulling up tp the sale. But then again who wants to buy carafes of KFeds sperm?
Girl is done.
Anonymous | 08.25.06 - 4:50 pm | #
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Too funny! Why is she posing with the red scooter as if it was a human being?
It's so fucken annoying to see her pose for pictures thinking she looks so cute when she's just a damn retard.
What the heck happened to "I just want to be left alone, ya'll"????!!!!!!
She is so frigin trailer park. Just like her mom who pimped her out to disney . what a mess!!!
Good lord. Why is she wearing lingerie for a dress? And those hats are fuckin' hideous.
Britney is a certified H.A.M.
Britney is a certified H.A.M.
Mama Roux
Hey Mama. What's H.A.M. stand for. This is gonna be good....
stand for?
A Petty live show is a must-see for everyone who loves music.
LA
You know what I was impressed by, (not counting the excellent rock n' roll), was the age diversity in the crowd. About 35-40% old heads like me,(over 30), and the rest were people in their teens & twenties. When I see dreck like "The Teen Choice Awards", I know why so many younger people are turning to the old school music. Rock on girl!
Deb:
H.A.M. = Hot Ass Mess
I bet she can really foul up a bathroom!
This is so much more interesting to see than Paris pretending she is something other than a porn star, Britney fucking rules! She doesn't give a shit what we think and that's totally hot! Her New album will fuckkin rock!
does anyone know what kind of sunglasses those are?
gwen stefani's new U.G.L.Y. line
She's back for real."
she needs to lose some fuckin' weight for real
NEVER EVER compare that trailer trash slut to Gwen again!!!! WTF is wrong with you? lol
I love how she just wants to be normal and respected and wants a normal life for tater tot. Then she turns around and does Harpers and poses everywhere and anywhere with anyone or anything for anybody. She cant be serious.
...maybe britney decided its easier to court the paparazzi then hide from them...which i think is a better idea. why fight them? u just end up looking like a moody beatch like cameron diaz.
britney will be back and even though her fan base have grown up, younger kids will love her. she has good music people on her side and it will be a kick ass album, just like toxic was a original catchy song.
with regards to xtina (anyone who says she classy has a SHORT memory) she just took advantage of the fact britney is too busy having babies to make music videos etc. when britney has her baby and gets all skinny and shit, then it will be game on!!
it isnt over til the fat lady sings.... and britney hasnt sung yet
Maybe she could model for Trident Gum or Lone Star Beer????
not the fat ass, not the bad skin... cant be sarcastic right now coz i'm so sorry for her yellowish brownish shitty teeth. they used to be so white. i know that she can still fix it but she's a slob now so she probably wont. i bet her ass stinks too.
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