Please. Even Jaws has to draw the line somewhere.
I like Gwynnie even if she is a stuck up snobby faux Brit.
Awww, I love Gwyneth. Go slag off more deserving people 
Plus she really can surf, good for her!
HA! Failures!
Or maybe a hammerhead shark could have buttheaded her in the vagina.
OMG she is soooooooooooooooo uggo.
Must be a cruel bitch - who the hell sticks their son with the name "Moses"!?
i dont understand why she is so disliked! Did i miss something .... ???
Now why would you want to poison some poor shark???
Im tired of hearing how fat she thinks she is...
bitch is skinny. I hate these size 0's who walk around "Im so fat, I need to get lipo"
Ugh.
... oh, yes - forget the shy, demure look of those Estee Lauder ads. She's really a tyrant of a momma, a la "Mommie Dearest"!
... oh, yes - forget the shy, demure look of those Estee Lauder ads. She's really a tyrant of a momma, a la "Mommie Dearest"!
Sorry, wrong part of the world for a dhark to do her some serious damage; worst thing you'll see down in Cornwall is a basking shark - and they eat plankton!
That would be a *shark* as well. Damn typos.
My gosh in that rubber suit she looks ten years younger! Ten years younger than the ocean, that is.. hahaha
Is that here - I don't see it... lol
Am i the only one who finds these pictures shocking?I mean who thought this stuck up bitch would be cought surfing???Ho is crazy she probably thinks this is a cool new way to loose weight!!Now i have seriously seen everything!Whats next?Oprah Boxing?
even sharks have standards.....
i hate this bitch. and darklis i will fight you for ami!
I actually don't hate her. I don't especially like her either. I really can't make myself generate much feeling for her either way.
Oddly, this makes me not hate her so much. Surfing? Not what you expect from Ms. Shakespeare in Love . . .
I bet her wetsuit was designed by Versace.
God I cannot hate this bitch more than..than..haters hate me
I only hate her when she says things that weren't written in a script for her. But she surfs, so that alleviates my hatred somewhat, it must be hard to surf with a stick shoved so far up your ass though.
I agree seeing her surf brings her extra cool points!But she needs to stop tallking how fat she is!!
Michael K - you are so funny! I totally agree!!!
God I cannot hate this bitch more than..than..haters hate me
mishma | Homepage | 08.25.06 - 1:05 pm
Wow Mishma thats lot!! 
God, why is she surfing? And badly? And in England no less, how fuckin cool.
Mishma: Darling, FUCK the haters.
No one hates you Mishma: they're just envious that we all like you and that you have copious amounts of fun-time.
misma ur funny!
I like sharks more than fishsticks, I'd hate for one to get sick off her!
I'm disappointed in the sharks!!! bwaahahahahahahahahah
mishma - I was really getting slammed down there too. I'm done with that idiot. *eating a piece of bloody shit pie to make me feel better*
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mikksterrrrrr!!!!!
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phillyafterdark | 08.25.06 - 12:47 pm | #
live in Philly??
You call that surfing?/ My 8 year old daughter can surf better than that. I hate her as much as Mishma does probably more.
Let's all agree to dislike her intensely.
Someone should have thrown some chum in while she was surfing... I can just picture her as the opening scene of "Jaws".
Um, can someone tell me what's going on w/ people hating on Mishma and whoever else said "I was getting slammed on down there too". Where's down there? Another site? I'm confused.
Anyway, you guys are funny, makes the day go faster.
who the eff surfs in england? i thought the brits didn't like water. oh wait, it's soap that they don't like. and dentists.
Everyone hates me because I am that cool.
No not really it's cool to hate me
or something
when is work over so I can start drinking? Fuck
Anonymous | 08.25.06 - 1:32 pm |
I said it. On the Durst thread, people were giving us shit for talking. Sometimes we do get carried away, but we're generally good girls. Oh well.
Welcome!! Why don't you pick a name and join us??? (but that's okay if you don't want to use your name!) 
Fuck it Mishma! I'll start passing out margaritas right now!
I'll take one Mikki.
More like boogie boarding, not surfing. But it looks like she's stoked anyhow and she fills out a wetsuit nicely.
Mishma you should just start spiking your coffee w/kahlua or something. No, seriously. Just give camel toe some brownies and she'll turn the other way.
And people hating on bloggers' comments is beyond pathetic, so good for you for not worrying about it.
mikksterrrrrr!!!!!
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NoAnjl | 08.25.06 - 1:27 pm | #
mikkster - not feeling the love, not feeling the love 
Lola Girl!
Anonymous and Fuck Nuts are really picking on amy and blondie in Durst now. Mofos. 
where the frig is my av?? Can anyone see it?
Fuck you noanjl and ho`s you stupid sluts !
i love Gwyneth but you're still hysterical michael k!!
Hey noanjl you`re avatar is up you`re asshole pussy pimple!
Fuck You Fuck Nuts you stupid retard. You can't even spell or punctuate correctly moron. Oh go ahead, say something about my daddy or mommy or pussy you stupid immature loser in life. You're momma must be so proud of you. You're pathetic.
why do they call her fishsticks?
They`re all proud of me noanjl .That beside`s the point. I would fuck you up on the streets bitch if i saw you!
when is work over so I can start drinking? Fuck
mishma | Homepage | 08.25.06 - 1:36 pm | #
its almost drinking time!! I have 3 more hours to go till Im done with work. You guys can pass a drink this way....
she has such a lanky, non-sexy body
Sorry guys, I got distracted by a shiny object and forgot to hand out the margaritas - here's one for NoAnjil, one for Lola, and another one for Mishma.
i will praise gwyneth in only one way... she was smart enough to get away from all these stupid americans
mikki - thanks babe!!!
Fuck Nuts: You would fuck me up??? Ewwww, I'm shaking!!! LOL!!!! LOL!!!! LOL!!!! I think I hear your crack dealer calling ya, btw. I'm done with you.
You can tell by her stance that she is a beginner, but I do have to say that it is admirable that she is trying.
I can't help but think that she is surfing just so she can tell her friends how utterly cool she is.
I am not a fan.
Noanjl- Where did this Fuck Nuts come from?
Thanks Mikki!!
Lola - the schoolyard. It's recess. I'm done with it!!!
when is work over so I can start drinking? Fuck
mishma | Homepage | 08.25.06 - 1:36 pm |
Little things like "work" don't deter us real alcoholics. Step up, Mishma.
Is surfing a proper English activity?
Here's the story on this girl..she doesnt have a good body to begin with..not a good frame..so even a 10 lb gain looks horrible b/c the only way her body can look good is if its skinny. Her flat ass will sag with any weight on it and she'll thicken up in the waist and stomach if she gains even a little weight. See..if you have a good frame you can gain weight and it doesnt matter so much...but she has a weak skeletal shape!! She has slaggy shoulders, bad posture. She will probably get osteoporosis (sp?) b/c she doesnt eat dairy with her wacky diet and she hunches.
I am not a Dr but I do play one on D-listed. Thankyou
Little things like "work" don't deter us real alcoholics. Step up, Mishma.
jen (not the original) | 08.25.06 - 2:17 pm | #
Little things like "work" don't deter us real alcoholics. Step up, Mishma.
jen (not the original) | 08.25.06 - 2:17 pm | #
I miss my job where we kept beer in the fridge and tequila in the freezer. *sigh*
Maybe the sharks granted Fishsticks professional courtesy.
Noanjl you`re so proud of you`re trailer park meth head ways !How trashy and ghetto can you be ? Pure white trash!
I am not a Dr but I do play one on D-listed. Thankyou
patty cake | 08.25.06 - 2:20 pm | #
LOL! LOL!
Thankyou any further questions on eating disorders,drug addiction, plastic surgery scientology vitamin therapy,psychotherapy (couples and individual or group)...just direct your questions to Dr Patty Cake c/o D-listed.
Bwaaaaa ha ha ha ha, surfing in Cornwall. How effing pa-the-tic.
Freezing cold water, laughable 'waves', depressing grey sand beaches and ugly pasty white people... naked.
Yeah, those are just the kind of things I associate with surfing, don't you?
I'm sure Fishsticks fit right in, BTW.
Maybe it is just me, but that doesn't even look like her.
She's been surfing since she was a kid, maybe she just didn't get a chance to do so in recent years.
I still don't get where all the Gwyneth-hatred comes from. She seems to be one of the more genuine stars around. And as far as I know, she never talked about being fat, just about healthy living.
Well, I guess this makes your fat behinds feel self-conscious - reason enough for me!
She seems to be one of the more genuine stars around.
Pfffff... ha ha ha ha.
That looks nothing like Gwen.
Please, you're expecting too much from a shark. That's an awful lot to chow down on.
i bet her meat tastes like cold clams. no shark is into that!
erm, Chris Martin is not a 'faux Brit'. And is is not a snob either.
Bwaaaaa ha ha ha ha, surfing in Cornwall. How effing pa-the-tic.
Freezing cold water, laughable 'waves', depressing grey sand beaches and ugly pasty white people... naked.
Yeah, those are just the kind of things I associate with surfing, don't you?
brent | 08.25.06 -
Perhaps you should talk about what you know. The beaches are gorgeous, so are the people, and the water is clean and shark free. Australians say its a great place to surf - and they know quite a bit about surfing. Get your facts straight before you show your ignorance again.
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