immature.. but damn bitch is skinny... first?
hehee
spores 1rst
Hey skinny bitch, my grandma wants her bedspread back!
And I wanna see pics of this dick that can wrap around her waist.
last!
not 1rst...
a dorky 3rd
I take back what I said about Britney's dress. THIS is the ugliest dress Ive seen.
I find her sooooo ugly
I love obnoxious puppets. One of them should of sucker punched her in the cunt.
This is a great story, I hope it's true. I hate her dress.
Oh and what ever band member has the dick that can go around her waist, call me!
my god you crack me up!
Sheesh... My boss is driving me CRAZY.
**pulling hair out in clumps***
Can't wait till he leaves.
On topic: what a strange couple..
That's flippin hilarious!!!!!!!!!
i spy a big ol' hairpiece
and um...what kind of car is that- so wide
Who barfed on Nicole? Oh herself, silly me
Her hair's thinning so much from the anorexia. Do anorexics love their thin hair too?
Tell me about it Miz, one of my coworkers is bored and keeps coming into my office. Can't he see I'm busy D-listing?
I guess when you're just skin and bones.....your skin isn't that thick...
Good for the band for capping on her skinny ass!
god i hate my JOB....if it werent friday id blow my head off
HaHa! Mishma and Miz!! I've got the whole office to myself right now! (I'm jamming to "Anything goes Weekend" on my local radio station and D-Listing. I'll be busy as fuck later, but I'm loving it right now! *sticks out tongue*
Didn't I hear about this 2 weeks ago?
I hate my job and I am willing myself to get laid off, so I can get unemployment.
Here camel toe, *sprinkling a suzy Q trail to my desk*
What an idiot, she can talk shit but she can't take it when it comes back?
She's constantly making crude remarks in order to "shock" people and now (if this is true) she can't have a sense of humor and receive them?
OMG MK YOU ARE HIIIIILARIOUS!!!
Ban Lionel Richies song until he gets his daughter real medical help.
What's a suzy Q trail, mishma?
Yeah, Nicole CAN SURE DISH IT OUT, BUT APPARENTLY CAN'T TAKE IT!
She is such a rude, crude bitch to all the "normal" people on her show....shocking old people and kids with swear words and then a puppet says something to her, and she wants to sue!?!?!?!? What the Hell is up with that?
She is such a walking toothpick!
Damn, Nicole is one ugly girl. And she makes Olive Oyl look fat 
Ban Lionel Richies song until he gets his daughter real medical help.
phillyafterdark | 08.25.06 - 1:17 pm | #
I LLLOOOOOVVVVEEE me some Lionel. I agree she needs help, and he needs to wake up to the situation, but I don't want to do that. 
What's a suzy Q trail, mishma?
Suse | 08.25.06 - 1:17 pm | #
Suzy Q's are snack cakes. Mmmmm chocolate.
Nicole aside any band who has to resort to puppets sucks. I would have been more impressed if they said it themselves.
Can someone tell me who this guy is?I mean what is his claim to fame?
I think he is super cute!
Sticole Richie is my thinspiration. She thinspires me to one day, find a man to wrap his dick around my waist.
I just want him to tie it around me. Like a leash. A penis leash. And maybe he can take me for a walk around the block.
Valerie | Homepage | 08.25.06 - 1:21 pm | #
He's another trust fund baby - son of an olympic medalist. He has no claim to fame of his own other than fucking Kristin Cavawhatsit...
Sad. But really funny!
mikki | 08.25.06 - 1:22 pm | #
Oh i thought he is some reality show whore or something!Thanks!
Mikki: ***green with envy***
Solitude is highly underrated!!!
Mishma: Ignore his ass... tell him to go play solitaire or something, "we're" busy!
Hey VoodooVixen! Hello, sweets.
i thought the whole point of being skinny was NOT having to wear baggy clothes?
Hey Warrior Val!
That dress is as ugly as Tiny Tom's personality...
eeewwwwwwwwwwwwww!
And then theres Maude
He's in my office now, Miz, my office has all the master files. The vp is here and camel is running around like a pomeranian kissing ass. What a shitty Friday.
I love you M.K. you little fucker !
Someone needs to remind her of who Karen Carpenter was and how she died, because Nicole's not looking so good.
VooDooVixen-VV's future bride | 08.25.06 - 1:18 pm | #
I COULD NOT HAVE SAID IT BETTER. She makes me sick. The way she talks to people is disgusting.
Hey Warrior Val!
vampira | 08.25.06 - 1:24 pm | #
Hi,babe,damn i feel like Obie-Wan now!!
MK, you play yourself in all your slutty glory. wrapped his dick around her waist? c'mon, her waist ain't that big!
WTF with all the castoffs in here today? Left behind by your bretheren were you???
strap-on mama's boy | Homepage | 08.25.06 - 1:30 pm | #
Hey strap-on! What are you doing with Mishma's drunk pussy? 
For the love of baby Jesus Nicole would you please drink a six pack a day and eat something.
I loooooooooooooove Nicole n I dont want her to die 
This is old news. Def. didn't go down last night, but true. In fact I think I might have even read about it on Perez Hilton's site. Lameness!
And then theres Maude
cranky | 08.25.06 - 1:27 pm | #
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BWAHAHAHA!!!
Lady Godiva was a freeedom fighter...
...sumthin sumthin sumthin sumthin...
That old compromisin', enterprisin', anything but tranquilizing,
Right on Maude!
Is that Mrs. Roper???
I don't understand why anons take the time to point out how gay we are. Oh well, if it keeps them off the streets...
MISHMA is strap on boy...haha BUSTED you stupid bitch!!!!!
In the second pic she looks like Jerry Blank from STANGERS WITH CANDY. A real life version...
god i hate my JOB....if it werent friday id blow my head off
rock starr | 08.25.06 - 1:13 pm | #
I hear you. I work at night so I have the whole day to think about how I'm going to waste 6 hours of my life tonight in that den of despair.
On a brighter note, I confronted one of the managers the other night and totally made her look like a fool. Not that it was that hard. Effin moron.
Valerie--
He was on a reality show that was cancelled after a few shows aired... "Princes of Malibu". It was about two rich kids (Brody and brother Brandon), their mom and step-dad (some uber-rich music producer or something) and all the hilarious hi-jinks that ensue when you are young, spoiled, wealthy and vapid.
I can't pass my statistics class at college, yet I can easily regurgitate what I read about on these damn celebrity sites months and months ago. And I'm pretty okay with that.
And then theres Maude
cranky | 08.25.06 - 1:27 pm | #
HAHAhahahahhahahaaa!!!!!!
As a Catholic, I'm going to church and lighting a candle, praying that this is true.
la laura | 08.25.06 - 1:41 pm | #
Thanks i didnt know that!!
And then theres Maude
cranky | 08.25.06 - 1:27 pm | #
As a Catholic, I'm going to church and lighting a candle, praying that this is true.
Ilaria.Meira. | 08.25.06 - 1:44 pm | #
Nicole looks like an old woman.
going to sue? what planet does this self-important whore live on, that she can sue whenever someone doesn't like her?
hahahaha, read the posh thread, fuck hole
Mishma and noanjl must Die !
Nicole takes herself way too seriously... we would too if she had SOME form of talent.
Bruce (Brody's Dad) Jenner has perfected that pinned, tucked, stretched to distraction, old man face.
Oh I'm working on it, Fuck Nuts but you aint gonna rush me
Fuck you trashy mishma i would fuck you up on the streets ho !
step-dad (some uber-rich music producer or something)
David Foster-very big music producer
going to sue? what planet does this self-important whore live on, that she can sue whenever someone doesn't like her?
celebrity hater | 08.25.06 - 1:48 pm | #
Maybe PLUTO!!!
Is Nicole wearing one of Jessica's hair pieces?
Nice cross promotion, girls!
And my God, her hands, those skinny fingers. Looks like there is barely a tendon keeping them together!
using ain't just shows how truly classy you are
Mishma and noanjl must Die !
Fuck Nuts | 08.25.06 - 1:51 pm | #
Damn you are one sad fucker!What no Petunia or Anon as username today?
Just take your shit somewhere else we dont care!!!!
Maybe PLUTO!!!
Barburger | Homepage | 08.25.06 - 1:53 pm
Good one!!
mishma - let's ignore the fucktard from now on, k?
Hi Valerie
Hi Valerie
NoAnjl | 08.25.06 - 1:56 pm
Hi,NoAnjl since when do you have haters too?Welcome to the club,its a lovely place!!
mishma | Homepage | 08.25.06 - 1:49 pm | #
no posh thread...loser
Fuck you too follower Valerie stupid ass trick!
Valerie
Fuck Nuts | 08.25.06 - 1:59 pm | #
Your to funny!!
Valerie and Noanjl would get fuck up on the streets if i saw you bitches!
Shit! Sorry Mishy for bringing the fucktards down on you! I saw part of the convo yesterday that you had with strap on and I thought you won the drunk pussy avvie. I was making a fucking joke!
Valerie and Noanjl would get fuck up on the streets if i saw you bitches!
Fuck Nuts | 08.25.06 - 2:01 pm | #
Seriously pissing my pants!!! Please dont stop!!
MizRo | 08.25.06 - 1:09 pm | #
Hey Miz ==== Halarious!!! Take the rest of the day off!
let's ignore the fucktard from now on, k?
NoAnjl | 08.25.06 - 1:55 pm | #
im alrady there NoAnjl-given this person is prob 12,14 years old...they're gonna get bored if we quit talking back eventually and go away. Hopefully.
you know what would be funny, if every time anyone saw NR, they threw hamburgers at her.
Good valerie open you`re mouth wide so i can take a leak!
Valerie - let's get fuck up!!! OMG!!!
amy - I'll drink to that!!
Eddie
Fucking Nuts: having a bad day?
NoAnjl | 08.25.06 - 2:05 pm | #
OMG this is too funny!!
Valerie - for reals!
check it:
Fuck Nuts: You would fuck me up??? Ewwww, I'm shaking!!! LOL!!!! LOL!!!! LOL!!!! I think I hear your crack dealer calling ya, btw. I'm done with you.
NoAnjl | 08.25.06 - 2:03 pm | #
Her hair IS falling out.
Guys find this attractive??!!!
Amy you fucking ugly bitch .I know you put peanut butter on you`re pussy hole so you`re dog can lick it off ! Thats why you took you`re myspace photo off right fugly.
Eddie, my love.. Thanks, I love long weekends!
Noanjl you bitches are the one`s that do meth trashy sluts!
i have no idea what brody jenner
could possible see in nicole??????
she is a walking skeleton,dying of
anorexia. what is the attraction?
of all the pretty girls in LA, why
nicole richie?
Nasty meth head noanjl freak.
that kid was last picked for dodgeball in middle school wasn't he?
anyway...what is she going to sue for, self importand bitch.
HEY FUCK NUTZ, FUCK OFF BITCH!
Anor and billy -- you wanted a hater. Come on over here -- there's a poopy in the pool.
there should be an age limit on this site...21 and over only! ugh children...
BLONDIE GO FUCK YOU`RE DADDY INCEST TRAILER TRASH!
Ay Que Linda - uh huh!!!
Blondie - I know it's hard, but don't feed the trolls, please.
One can sue anybody for anything but it would never get her anywhere. She must think that slanderous comment is sure to ruin her "reputable character and career". ha.
vampira - I got my freak on last night, you?
vampira dumb bitch ass follower!
Damn the fucktards are back.
Must kill you that you have been kicked out of the sandbox.
Micheal is hot and you know it and all the jive you spew is inconsequential!
Velvett!!! LOl and awwwwww, too cute!!!!! Yours?
Yesiree I sure did!!
Noanjl the only thing you can get is white trash ! Trailer park meth head ho.
This girl is a disgrace, the way she acts on the simple life is just to call attention to herself, is obvious she has mental problems you just have to look at her (anorexia), as much as I hate to say this I think Parasite does better on the simple life than this ho, she needs to get fired and replace her with Paris double, now they can make a show out of that, Paris vs. Paris double, I watch that.
She must think that slanderous comment is sure to ruin her "reputable character and career". ha.
seabiscuit | 08.25.06 - 2:19 pm | #
yeah I know how those meth/ coke addicts get when you call them skinny..how dare anyone assault their extreme moral and social character like that.
Thanks Fuck Nuts. I am looking for a new leader and you must be hella one. Can I join the Fuck Nuts club?
at least you guys have offices. im up front as reception so everyone bugs me. wish i had a door to close. but i dont. piss.
on topic: wtf is that dress. honestly. what is it? its SHITTY is what it is.
Vampira shut up and go fuck you`re kid trailer trash druggie sluts!
Holy shit, this girl is seriously ill. I almost feel bad making fun of her. She clearly needs treatment.
On the other hand, I admire her self control. Must take so much mental energy to starve yourself to that extreme.
look at her skeletal hand and arm. Shoot, anyone studying the skeletal system can just look at her and identify all the bones.
Back on topic-- no way are they having sex a guy's dick would poke a hole in her paper thin abdomen...I would feel bad for Nicole being on deathwatch & all, but she acts like such a twat.
Blondie - I know it's hard, but don't feed the trolls, please.
NoAnjl | 08.25.06 - 2:19 pm | #
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
When Nicole dies are her friends and parents gonna donate her clothes to the neo natal unit?
GET A LIFE FUCK NUTS. CYBER WARS ARE RETARDED.
So now JLH is feeding the trolls!
I just imagine a bunch of those little furry-haired guys, with the little bellies, sitting in a zoo.
When Nicole dies are her friends and parents gonna donate her clothes to the neo natal unit?
patty cake | 08.25.06 - 2:33 pm | #
Oh, come on! Why would they want to torture those poor sick babies by making them dress like homeless people?
i hate this bitch now. her attitude is disgusting... kind of like the parisite's is
that she's able to get a boyfriend is shocking
No cyberwars arent childish or whatever the fuck you just said.Because no one wants to read about their problems at work,bosses,husbands or whatever.These fat cud chewing cows need to STFU and take their little pity party somewhere else.Theres email or messenger for fucks sake.Keep it to yourselves,because this is how that big fight happened the last time by airing all you pointless buisness.
for the record nut fuk, anonymous and anybody else who cares, i've been trying to change my avie, and i found one i liked that mishma was using. we flipped, she won. i've found another but when i post i don't see anything except my bgdik avie, so stop getting things twisted!
I'm feeding trolls? What's a troll? Someone clue me in...?
strap on - don't worry about it baby!
Anonymous - did you notice no one talks to YOU? Can't you take a hint MEAN bitch? YOU are probably the ugly fat cow. That's why you're miserable. You haven't been fucked lately. Oh, and I am gorgeous. *fluffing hair*
Yup NoAnjl he's mine Mink the mighty monster. I have two little girls also Sneakers and Cheetos.
I think she's cute. I would hte it if everywhere I went, people made negative comments about my body. She's anorexic and is getting no help from her family or friends. I feel sorry for her.
velvett - well, total cuteness they are!
strap-on mama's boy | Homepage | 08.25.06 - 2:48 pm | #
doun't worry abou it-we know you're two different people.
I'd like to see what these assholes look like, since everyone on here are fat, meth, incest, white-trash.
Can't we all just get along?
amy - don't forget we have peanut butter pussies
Hi Deb!!!
why does she bother going to restaurants? OBVIOUSLY, nicole doesn't actually eat in them.
word deb.
amy - don't forget we have peanut butter pussies
NoAnjl | 08.25.06 - 2:58 pm | #
sometimes I use jelly too!
I would have paid $20.00 dollars to see the expression on her face when the puppet made that comment.
amy
skinnyfat - the troll accused me of posting as you. I could only dream *ahhhh*
I like honey myself!!
miz & noanjl
don't you feel slighted that you weren't invited to mousie blog?
kinda burns
NoAnjl | 08.25.06 - 3:01 pm | #
im having fun with it!!
Anon GEE WONDER WHO U R FRIENDS WITH.
I like honey myself!!
velvett | 08.25.06 - 3:01 pm | #
maybe i'll do that tonight. Mix it up tonight.
You guys make my day fly bye.
Kisses!!!
Perezhilton sucks!
I would have paid $20.00 dollars to see the expression on her face when the puppet made that comment.
Darth Vader's Helmet | 08.25.06 - 3:01 pm | #
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I'd have paid 50.
Anonymous | 08.25.06 - 3:03 pm | #
Douchebag. We were you stupid fuck. I still go on there. You're fucking beat.
someone has a temper - lol
what ya so angry about?
Woo Hoo is Jerry Springer time again.... Throws first chair!=0)
skanks!
Woo Hoo is Jerry Springer time again.... Throws first chair!=0)
velvett | 08.25.06 - 3:11 pm | #
*ripping off your shirt*
Anonymous - I'm not mad. It's all good.
I prefer DListed, thanyouverymuch.
AND you do not know what you are talking about, which gives me a pretty good idea who you are,Anon.
amy, NoAnjl, try Fluffernutter
Anonymous: I thought you were the one I was bickering with all day, no? Sorry if you weren't. Even if you are, I'm not fighting anymore. TGIF
Woo Hoo is Jerry Springer time again.... Throws first chair!=0)
velvett | 08.25.06 - 3:11 pm | #
*ripping off your shirt*
NoAnjl | 08.25.06 - 3:14 pm | #
Bitch slap back grrrr!!
Let's rumble!!!!!!
skinnyfat - the troll accused me of posting as you. I could only dream *ahhhh*
NoAnjl | 08.25.06 - 3:01 pm | #
The troll who has REAL friends in the REAL world? That troll?
I'd like to see what these assholes look like, since everyone on here are fat, meth, incest, white-trash.
amy | 08.25.06 - 2:55 pm | #
thank you for taking your pic down...inbred bitch
*rolling up sleeves, taking out tooth*
skinny fat - who knows, there were so many today. I'm done with it. I'm ready to rumble w/velvett.
oh, spoke to soon, there she is, up there ^
*too*
Ha ha now get in your corner of the rink!! sneer sneer........
Flexes biceps!!
Anonymous | 08.25.06 - 3:20 pm | #
Im sure I look better than you-cuz you won't show what the hell you look like. that speaks volumes.
*spits, whipes nose*
I used to be able to keep track of who's who on here but now it's hopeless.
*wipes*
WTF w/my spelling??? It's the meth damn it!
I probably argue with myself on here and don't even know it.
Her father paid that idiot to go out with her. She's nearly dead. Anorexics always wear shape-concealing clothes.
Chair goes whizzing by ...bam direct contact.
Ref didn't see that one tee hee!
Jerry Jerry.... go velvett!!!
Oh i thought he is some reality show whore or something!Thanks!
Valerie | Homepage | 08.25.06 - 1:24 pm | #
He is. He had a failed reality series with his brother called the Princes of Malibu or something. His mom is a total spaz
Her father paid that idiot to go out with her. She's nearly dead. Anorexics always wear shape-concealing clothes.
Brianna | 08.25.06 - 3:33 pm | #
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA...
*pulling velvett's hair extensions out* audience screaming "go NoAnjl go NoAnjl"
I probably argue with myself on here and don't even know it.
pats | Homepage | 08.25.06 - 3:28 pm | #
Perez had this shit more than a week ago. If you checked out his site just once in a while, you wouldn't have to repeat this crap.
MK is a bit snooty for the type of work he does to not even put perez as one of his many many links.
Hey NoAnjl. Please don't change your AV. It gives me good dreams!
i heard a while back too-
Hey everybody. How about that skinny Nicole Ritchie? Is she skinny or what? Geez, she's skinny.
Chokes No Anjl with hair extensions.
Smack down you been tagged.
Mink has informed if I don't go pay the cable bill he can't watch Crocodile Hunter...I'll be back.
No Anjl quivering in corner!!
Chairs flying .. velvett struts out flexing with her bald head gleaming.
Happy Friday everyone and don't let the fuck tards get you down!!
xoxox velvett
*gets velvett in choke hold*
Helloooo Deb!! Sorry, my pooch was requested. Although it hasn't uploaded all damn day!
velvett - LOL - HAPPY WEEKEND BITCH AND MINK!!! xoxoxo
I dunno' he's a lot cuter than DJ AM
Bald head gives leverage slips out of choke hold,Flying Nelson with chair in hand. Crowd going wild.
1 2 3 NO Anjl is down... out for the count. Jerry declares velvett the winner!!
Will be back for rematch.
Mink is tapping his toes and checking his watch Crocodile Hunter is on an hour must pay cable bill or one pissed off ferret.
Back at you on the Happy Weekend NoAnjl and all the Hot Sluts here.
Outta here for now! xoxo velvett
Oh ho ho, the irony of Nicole Richie going to a place called "Mr. Chow".
Dude that's with her must be some kind of a starfucker cause... he could do better.
Hey Mizro Baby! Happy Friday Hon!!
xoxoxoxoxox
Noanjl, where is everyone?
Lola - I'm poppin in and out - I dunno?
Voo - when ya getting hitched girlfriend? Liked your earlier comments about spoiled brat Nicole.
I probably argue with myself on here and don't even know it.
pats | Homepage | 08.25.06 - 3:28 pm | #
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pats LMAO have another swig of the Stoli!
Why can't you bitches go back to your fake blog and fuck nuts I would mess you up twelves ways to Sunday stupid bitch, I'm Irish and psycho and I've been wanting to cut a bitch for a long time. Don't worry, I'll take it slow, so you won't miss a thing
*buying ticket for front row seat*
Hey everybody. How about that skinny Nicole Ritchie? Is she skinny or what? Geez, she's skinny.
Deb | 08.25.06 - 3:47 pm | #
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yeah she's really skinny, how bout dat....and floaty in her kite dress.
boy @ 3:42 -- i am just baffled at all this crap -- why would YOU even care? Just stay there then. i decided to only post where i wanted to be.
That wrist in the first and second picture is truly frightening; it looks like it could snap like a twig.
Who barfed on her dress?
hahahahahahahaha. She is wearing the most hideous dress. With a mustard bag. Awesome. Her hand is scary creepy in the closeup...
Hey everybody. How about that skinny Nicole Ritchie? Is she skinny or what? Geez, she's skinny.
naw, she's a fat cow
That Brody's a cutie!
Who barfed on her dress?
Casual Friday | 08.25.06 - 5:20 pm |
Ha ha ha ha!
that dress looks like what i'm sure nicole throws up in the toilet...
Looks like Nicole is up for the role of Endora in Bewitched 2.
Does she seriously eat at any of these restraunts she's always being photographed at? If so, there's no way she's keeping any of it down.
Fuck Nuts: GET HELP!
Either you´re a sick ten year old or a rapist, so do yourself a favor and STFU!
Didn't you have enough with yesterday's posh thread fuck nuts? Stop the hate, this is about gossip and I don't know about you guys but I come here to get AWAY from the assholes. If you want to hang out with fellow assholes please visit www.perezhilton.com and you can complain and be just like Perez!
Voo - when ya getting hitched girlfriend? Liked your earlier comments about spoiled brat Nicole.
NoAnjl | 08.25.06 - 4:46 pm | #
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NoAnjl! To answer your question Hon, Vince and I were trying to pick a wedding date when Jen's dad had to go and have a heart attack, and being the Studlord that he is, he didn't want to upset her, so I said, "Vince baby, go and be with Jen and help her out.......we can pick a date later, after he dad gets better." So we are still hot and heavy and he is the abolute bomb in bed, and life is really good.
Abso-freaking-lutely!
Does her hand seem freakishly large?
Not nearly as large as Vince's freaky, large unit!
Ba Boom Bah!
Pass the Ablosute please!
This was posted in ONTD a few days ago and there was more to it (that was even more funny). Look at her wrists. Geezus.
Her hands look creepy.
Quick, somebody hand Nicole a plate of pinto beans, cornbread, chicken and a big glass of milk.
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