cookie!
1rst!!!
Cookie Monster was my nickname when I was little
I did it all for the cookie
the cookie
the cookie
Oh great. Now Cookie Monster's going ana on us. Let's also give him a Balenciaga bag and a coke straw so he'll fit in better.
Oh great. Now Cookie Monster's going ana on us. Let's also give him a Balenciaga bag and a coke straw so he'll fit in better.
miso | 08.25.06 - 1:44 pm | #
No Cookie Monster is going HEALTHY on us. That is a GOOD THING.
fuck that shit... COOKIE MONSTER LOVES COOKIES. COOKIE COOKIE COOKIE!!!!!!!
No Cookie Monster is going HEALTHY on us. That is a GOOD THING.
hey, maybe we can check him out on the treadmill too, or drinking wheatgrass shakes
JLH I STILL do anything for a cookie!
I love the episode of Family Guy where the cookie monster goes to rehab for his addiction, and Lois busts in on him in a stall trying to bake a cookie on a spoon!!!!
JLH I STILL do anything for a cookie!
MizRo | 08.25.06 - 1:47 pm | #
I 2nd that. I had cookies for dinner last night.
Can't they give him some Snackwell's or something? I feel bad for him.
While they're at it, they should put Oscar the Grouch on Prozac and send Bert & Ernie to that camp where they 'scare you straight'.
SNACKWELLS ARE NOT COOKIES
neither are fig newtons for that matter
Tom cruise is the fruit monster - brilliant MK!
While they're at it, they should put Oscar the Grouch on Prozac and send Bert & Ernie to that camp where they 'scare you straight'.
miso | 08.25.06 - 1:50 pm | #
Can't they give him some Snackwell's or something? I feel bad for him.
miso -----------------------------
LMAO, word, what the hell other vice does he have?
As for Tickle Me Elmo...that slut needs to learn the difference between 'good touch' and 'bad touch'.
fuck that. COOKIE MONSTER LOVES COOOOOOOOKIES. COOKIES COOKIES COOKIES. Are they going to call me Fruity Monster now?
lol... "hey kids, i'm oscar. it's so nice to meet you!! isn't it a beautiful day? i'm going to volunteer at the homeless shelter, want to help me?!" disgusting!!
As for Tickle Me Elmo...that slut needs to learn the difference between 'good touch' and 'bad touch'.
totally how can they pass up this educational opportunity
it's for the kids, people.. it's all about the kids
ME WANT COOKIE!!!!!!!!!!!
I was always an "Electric Company" or "Zoom" girl myself.
Miso: you're friggin' hysterical, I just don't like as soup.
JLH: love the Pepperidge Farm Nantuckets, Tahoes, and Chesapeakes.
What the fuck, is NOTHING SACRED? Why do they have to take the fun out of everything?
Fuckheads. Next thing they'll tell me is that Kermit isn't gay, which we all know he is.
c'mon and zoom zoom zooma zoom
This Cookie Monster news is fucked up. The next thing you know, Oscar is going to move into a minimalist urban loft with bamboo floors and Eames furnishings.
Next thing they'll tell me is that Kermit isn't gay, which we all know he is.
the betsy | Homepage | 08.25.06 - 2:02 pm | #
Is that why he always ran from Mimi-I mean Miss Piggy?? 
This Cookie Monster news is fucked up. The next thing you know, Oscar is going to move into a minimalist urban loft with bamboo floors and Eames furnishings.
and ethnically diverse roommates
That's it. The Cookie Monster has officially jumped the shark.
so now when obese four years olds are stuck in front of the tv by their lazy ass mothers all day, eating whatever is in the pantry because "its just baby fat!", at least they'll be watching someone eat healthy.
yes mizro! you have good taste!
Fuckheads. Next thing they'll tell me is that Kermit isn't gay, which we all know he is.
the betsy | Homepage | 08.25.06 - 2:02 pm | #
Kermit's gay? I knew about Ernie and Bert, but not Kermit.
I was always an "Electric Company" or "Zoom" girl myself.
MizRo | 08.25.06 - 2:02 pm | #
OMG, MizRo, I totally loved those shows! Great flashback!
I really thought Kermit was just discriminating...
I agree with LA - I always thought Bert & Ernie were way too comfy together.
*We're gonna zooma zooma zooma zoom*
Kermit represents that small percent of the population that everyone THINKS is gay, but nobody knows for sure. If he were gay, however, that would make Miss Piggy a fag hag.
You know Cookie Monster will cut a bitch for taking away his cookies! We'll be hearing about his blow up in rehab a la Pete Doherty next!
so now when obese four years olds are stuck in front of the tv by their lazy ass mothers all day, eating whatever is in the pantry because "its just baby fat!", at least they'll be watching someone eat healthy.
yeah, whatever happened to parents ACTUALLY RAISING THEIR OWN CHILDREN? no, now sesame street has to teach your own kids good eating habits, lazy fucks
THANKS to all those lazy parents who feed their kids so much junk now we have to have the cookie monster eating fruit? I watched the road runner and wyle e coyote and I never threw anvils on anyones head!! Can't we get back to parenting and leave the harmless classics alone?
1. Kermit only had male friends.
2. Kermit didn't want to date Piggy (although I don't blame him)
3. Close friendship with Big Bird (also suspect)
4. Fozzie and Grover
5. THE RAINBOW CONNECTION
Come to think of it, Sesame Street is very male-centric with all the major characters being male. Why doesn't anyone address that?
Cheers to you, Mrs. Redstone!
I had the BIGGEST crush on Kermit. I had to dress up everyday before he came on TV to try and out-do Miss Piggy, I hated that bitch.
Weren't they LA?
I always found Sesame Street a bit condescending and the only female was Miss Piggy - not a nice objectification.
did anyone watch eureka's castle, david the gnome, maya the bee, zoobili zoo, the elephant show? children's tv sucks now.
I'm eating a white chunk macadamia nut cookie right now!!!
Please dont hate on Lizz i love her!!She was a true diva and a knock out in her day!
I love The Giant and her other movies!!!
Box 350 Boston Mass 0 2 1 3 4...send it to ZOOM!!!!!
Aaron | 08.25.06 - 2:28 pm | #
Hahaha Well i am eating a cookie at this moment!
Miz - I don't remember her name anymore, but there was a female singer/songwriter on Zoom, and I loved that! They definitely had strong female role models.
Miss Piggy actually came after my Sesame Street watching days (yes, I'm that old). The only female on Sesame Street when I watched was Maria, and of course, she was in a supporting role to her boyfriend.
I don't really remember watching too much sesame street, I was into Fraggle Rock, that was the shit.
Box 350 Boston Mass 0 2 1 3 4...send it to ZOOM!!!!!
patty cake | 08.25.06 - 2:29 pm | #
patty cake - word
fuck that shit. he's fruit monster now, no matter what he say. dat's da truth.
Fuck you Cookie Monster you fucking traitor!
I hope you choke on you fresh fruits and veggies.
Prick.
Paula Fortunato is my new heroine.
MK IS GONNA GET FUCKED IN THE ASS TO DEATH BY HIS MEXICAN FAG BOY FRIEND.
Can't cookie monster even have an oatmeal cookie? With raisins?
Patty Cake: love it!!
And you're right LA - Miss Piggy came AFTER my time, too.
Aaron: YUM!!!!!
I'm wondering what chance in hell there is for me to get off my ass and go to the store for some slice n bake cookie dough right about now...I know I have hit bottom when I am too damn lazy to get up to get the goods for a binge!!
Can someone attach a real life cookie and beem it through the screen to me? My apple computer's battery can keep it warm for me while it transmits..hopefully it wont burn it!!
I love my d-list pals...
Patty Cake: I love you too.
BUT, get up off your arse! If anything says "run to the store" it's cookies!! Go get yourself those break and bakes by Pillsbury: they are delishala!
MizRo | 08.25.06 - 3:11 pm |-yes they are!! We had some last night. Great for on the go
WTF? Do we now call him:
Fruity Monster?
And doesn't that sound gay now???
what happened to people watching what their kids eat - now the f-ing cookie monster has to diet so you're kids won't be fat?
Next week's episode - Cookie monster goes under the knife for a gastic bypass.
ok I will go to the store and get some of those ultra chunk break apart ones.. seriously cant some microsoft genius figure out the transporter aspect of things? I mean how great would it be to have a d-listed cocktail party with snacks that we could beem all over the place. I can do killer Nachos! and Rice Krispie Treats and Stove Top Stuffing for everyone!!!
Hey I can dream cant I? Ok off to the store...
And salsa and blue tortilla chips patty cake.
Next week's episode - Cookie monster goes under the knife for a gastic bypass.
pfeif | 08.25.06 - 3:17 pm | #
LMFAO. . .
I hope Cookie Monster goes postal on their asses. Taking away his cookies. WTF! ! !
In the middle of LA there should be an enormous Cookie Monster statue dropped slap bang onto the top of the scientology center that flattens it!
Then everyone can look at Cookie Monster instead of Tom Cruise and pals prancing about at their hangout.
I also wouldn't be surprised if Cookie Monster commits suicide as a result of this catastrophy. Bastards!
Making fun of the legendary Dame Elizabeth Taylor again...tisk, tisk.
Evil Liberal and wacky scientists have RUINED the World, solar system and hatefully abused cookies and His own Monster.. Speak out America! You are angry and aren't gonna take it anymore, between oreo bites.
Ah a glimmer of hope.. But meatloaf tells the liberal drugged fan woo-woos you are glib and brainwashed.
News flash Taylor eats a hot dog and lives!
Redstone's wife knows Insane/wacky and gets her old man to kick him to the curb!
I don't care how much brainwashing you try. If you give a kid a choice between fruit and candy, candy wins.
Remember those health nut bastards on your block who gave out apples on Halloween? They're the ones who always ended up with a TP house.
*sigh* obivously I meant to refer to cookies, not candy above.
See, this whole Fruit Monster thing has me all rattled.
fuck that shit... COOKIE MONSTER LOVES COOKIES. COOKIE COOKIE COOKIE!!!!!!!
celebrity hater | 08.25.06 - 1:46 pm | #
Exactly. Goddamnit!!
Maybe if parents actually did their job and actually taught their children how to eat right, they wouldn't be doing this to Cookie Monster. This is fucked!
While they're at it, they should put Oscar the Grouch on Prozac and send Bert & Ernie to that camp where they 'scare you straight'.
miso | 08.25.06 - 1:50 pm | #
LMFAO!
WTF? Do we now call him:
Fruity Monster?
And doesn't that sound gay now???
ME2 | 08.25.06 - 3:16 pm | #
Uh-oh! Jerry Falwell's gonna shit a brick! :P
Eat Shit N Gag Sesame Street. How Dare you Change Cookie Monster. I Hate You ,Grew up on you,I hope He Chokes on a Mango and Takes you sraight to Court for every penny your worth .All these yrs.and now this. That's fuckity fucked up..Sesame streets rotten like fruit flys on a banana.Team cookie Monster all the way. I say go Postal on them Cookie monster.
I care about this!!!
What the hell is Cookie Monster without cookies! 'Fruit Monster'??? What the hell is that!!! As long as they're doing this, can they kill off Elmo so less children will be misdiagnosed with ADHD?
WTF?! Cookie Monster cant eat fruit!! Thats bullshit! Ive never been more pissed! I hope they dont change his name too!
It's a fucking sacrilege! This is what happens when children are raised by the TV babysitter. Actually, I take that back, because I spent more time in front of the television as a child than the actors on the kids shows spent filming it. But ya know what? Cookie Monster didn't make my fucking lunch, so his cookie obsession had nothing to do with what I ate! This is bullshit! They're getting an angry letter from me!
hi
I don't care how much brainwashing you try. If you give a kid a choice between fruit and candy, candy wins.
actually they did a special on this like last week. they found that if you give a young child the choice between a banana with a bunch of spongebob (or other cartoon character) stickers on it and candy, they'll choose the banana. they choose whatever has their fav. characters on it, EVEN IF IT'S A ROCK FOR BREAKFAST (they tried it). so while i disagree mightily with this fruit monster crap, the point is that advertising is powerful. all those cartoon characters are on sugary cereal and treats.
lol.... holy shit i almost pissed when i read tom cruise is a fruit monster
*shudder* My grandmother was always trying to get me to eat banananas.
They were a "superfood" she said.
I still get vaguely nausous when I smell one.
How young are these kids they're testing? Because I promise you, I would never have chosen sticker covered fruit over junk food.
I am going to go light a candle and eat some cookie dough right now in memory of our dear Cookie Monster.
RIP
To quote Edna Turnblad, "First let's make a pit-stop at the weiner stand!"
Maybe if parents actually did their job and actually taught their children how to eat right, they wouldn't be doing this to Cookie Monster. This is fucked!
Mama Roux | 08.25.06 - 5:55 pm | #
THANK YOU!! I wanted to say this too!!
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