FIRST!
Ps lance is disgusting. He was my favorite until he came out. just STAY IN THE CLOSET LANCE
second
wait til you get home for that, ok lance?
Blech!
He is an egomaniac: Making Lance come out for his own benefit and sponging off of him. Lance is a dickmatized bottom!
Still, I would top Reichen and then throw him away.
suddenly, now that i know he's gay, Lance actually looks attractive to me. why is that??
i like how lance has even been forced to try to look like riechen
ewww, looks like lance is puttin his you know what in R.
he looks cute there. Yeah anon, he is cuter now that he is out.
oooh, yeah..you're right, shatina...where are lance's frosty locks now? hmm..
i 3rd the thought about him being cuter now that he is out
Ps lance is disgusting. He was my favorite until he came out. just STAY IN THE CLOSET LANCE
Sophia Moret | Homepage | 08.25.06 - 5:25 pm | #
Sophia, do the world a favor and stay in the trailer.
It takes a strong gay homosexual to come out with that 3-apples high, 5th most talented boy band member.
This is a classic fuck & flee.
Someone should warn him.
Britney!
Hi Ennis, imapepper and angie!
They appear to be making a train there.
Hot damn when lance comes out, bitch comes out!
Let's cut him a break, he looks way loaded
haha those pictures are sooo gay
Sophia, do the world a favor and stay in the trailer.
ChristopherM | Homepage | 08.25.06 - 5:38 pm | #
I don't live in a trailer.
ENNIS! HOLA!
and imapper and breakdown and
Ok I feel like Ms. Nancy ffrom Romper Room, hi everyone!
Please ppl can we please not start the hate? If you dislike homosexuals please move on.
Great now the box is stretched and if you are homophobic, why do you come to a site hosted by a gay man? Why do I bother?
First!!!! and He is SUCH a FAG ewwww!
It's obvious Lance did not spend too much money on that shirt.
Maybe he can afford some elevator boots?
hola, mishma
This site is run by a gay man?
Who knew?!
They meant your proverbal trailer. You don't have to actually live in a trailer to be trailer trash. And some people who live in trailers actually have a education and are not bigots.
And that my friend is your lesson for the day.
hi "new regulars"...oops, is that a bad thing to say? (wink, wink)
hi "new regulars"...oops, is that a bad thing to say? (wink, wink)
Reichen reminds me of Anne Heche. He'll be married in a year to a woman and have about 5 kids.
gawd! get an f'ing room! this is NOT a hot couple....
Honk if Pluto is a Planet.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/scien...ure/
5283956.stm
Lance is the new Britney..? ew
Whoa. A coupla pics sure doth speaketh a coupla thousand words.
In this case it might just be grunts and groans though.
(fuck. just grossed myself out.)
I agree-Lance is hotter now that he is gay.
And why are the gay haters on this board? Know your audience people.
If you dont like fags then why are you on a faggots site? It doesnt make sense people! Its like when my boyfriend put his face in front of a gloryhole in a public bathroom and got mad when a cock started piercing his lips lol! He's a dumb fuck but i love him! I thought people tolerated faggots these days?
Still can't believe ppl were surprised when he came out. Can't say he looks hotter cos I never paid any attention to his ass. And seriously now, he can do so much better than that...
HEY! Mishma and Vampira.
I took a lunesta last night while I was drinking that Foster's and I feel like SHIT!
hooooooonk
hmmmm lunesta, not a good idea. flush it tonight
Ok, I get it, Lance is gay. Good for him for coming out. Now can somebody explain to me why these two boring useless "celebrities" keep getting press?
Oooo Ennis, why did you need the lunestra? Shoulda let the liquor do it for ya. Be careful, mama, sleeping pills and liquor is especially dangerous
Do I have a right to talk, um NO
Yeah other than being gay, what has Lance done lately
Sophia, do the world a favor and stay in the trailer.
ChristopherM | Homepage | 08.25.06 - 5:38 pm | #
Damn that gave me a good laugh 
hmmmm lunesta, not a good idea. flush it tonight
shoogie | 08.25.06 - 6:03 pm | #
Damn right! I just got samples from the Doc and damn I would much rather continute to be an imsomniac than feel like this the next day.
Flush it with water, Ennis
Oh who am I kidding?
*Sipping Amstel Lite*
The second picture is hilarious!!I guess we got a little preview how the things go down behind closed doors!
Damn this Reichen dude is so hot!!!
Mishma- I know, I usually do the liquor thing but beer does not make me tired. I have MAJOR sleeping issues. God I feel like ass right now. UGH!
Lance's boyfriend looks like he is about to lick a pussy in that 2nd pic.
pllllz get a room or atleast go to the bathroom don't do the nasty in public is that a hard thing to ask
No need to be so public. Why is that some people just HAVE to be sexual in front of everyone instead of privately. It's disgusting.
Lance's boyfriend looks like he is about to lick a pussy in that 2nd pic.
Ennis Del Mar | 08.25.06 - 6:11 pm | #
I know but sadly he would preffer something else! 
Lance is totally horny and that's...not hot.
My co-workers are totally homophobic and they say, as long as I don't have to see them flaunting it then at company gatherings they totally mack on their fug trimspa challenged common law wives. Assholes
EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
THIS WHOLE STORY REEKS OF KY JELLY AND ASS!!!!
GROSS.
PG | Homepage | 08.25.06 - 5:47 pm | #
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^^^I agree.
I'm so sick of the "why go to this site if you hate fags?" as if you have to be a fudge packer to be interested in celebrities. Trying to find a straight celeb blogger is like trying to fuck Paris without getting an STD--- aint gonna happen.
It's also funny how gays (and their hags) act like if you have morals you're "lame" and uneducated. I guess I need 3 degrees from Harvard to know men's penises were made for vaginas. DAMN!
Say what you want, but a man sticking his rod into a tight hot pussy is hot... nothing turns humans off more than a man losing all masculinity and dignity and becoming a bitch for another man.
It's not sexy..it's sick. But then I'm sure 87% of the regs here would find a man sucking a donkey off "hot", so it makes sense in a way.
Um, I don't hate or dislike fags, I just don't like what they do in the bedroom.
You know, there are people in other parts of the world that eat animal testicles, brains and hearts or in some other parts insects, insect larvae and worms. I'm grossed out by that too but it doesn't mean I hate them as people.
Capice?
I see that tranny Ann Coulter has found d-listed
Oh shit, I didn't mean to write this to agree with "educatedmistress".
I was answering "clarissa explains it all | 08.25.06 - 6:01 pm" and "iusedtobeahotpopstar | 08.25.06 - 6:01 pm".
Jesus, this kinda shit always happens to me.
So, Ann, is Sean Hannity hung? Is it smooth? Does he shave his balls? Does he have an O face? Is he a GOOD amurikan?
they're both gross and not 'cause they're fags. it's cause they both look dirty and greasy.
Reichen is a dirt bag.
It's all good Brent, I understood
Lance looks full as a tick and ready to tap that ass! LOL, go Lance!
All's well that ends well, mishma.
Actually I didn't see your Ann Coulter comment 'til later after I had already seen 'educatedmistress' comment and knew how it might look if my comment came right after hers.
Jesus, this kinda shit always happens to me.
brent | 08.25.06 - 6:22 pm
LOL...sorry, that's kind of funny.
Hey Archie Bunkers? Fuck off. Go jack off to a pic of Rush Limbaugh or something. Then die. Twice, just to make sure.
Sophia Moret | Homepage | 08.25.06 - 5:25 pm | #
P.S. Sophia, you're an asshole.
Whoa. A coupla pics sure doth speaketh a coupla thousand words.
In this case it might just be grunts and groans though.
(fuck. just grossed myself out.)
brent | 08.25.06 - 6:01 pm | #
Oh brent!
http://thumbsnap.com/v/YSBIKgao.jpg
Anastasia | 08.25.06 - 6:28 pm | #
Amen, Anastasia! Amen. 
Cocktails, cocktails, cocktails.....
Hahaha, ok OFF TOPIC but my BFF forever was my gay buddy in HS and we would describe our sex lives and he would get bitchy when I couldn't listen to his stories. I just couldn't. I even tried to watch gay porn with him and couldn't. Sometimes it's too much strictly dickly
PASS THEM OVER STRAP ON.
I'll take a scotch...make it a triple
thanks xoxoxoxoxo
Um, I don't hate or dislike fags, I just don't like what they do in the bedroom.
You know, there are people in other parts of the world that eat animal testicles, brains and hearts or in some other parts insects, insect larvae and worms. I'm grossed out by that too but it doesn't mean I hate them as people.
Capice?
brent | 08.25.06 - 6:19 pm | #
+++++++++
Brent, when was the last time God killed thousands of people for eating bugs?
I wouldn't equate homosexuality with eating bugs. Ya know. Yeah.
hey bartender, where's my fukkin avie? who do i gotta blow to get my damn avie???!!! GRRRRRRRRRRR, gimmee a drink you bastards!
loose booty
sorry, funkadelic song stuck in my head
Why is it when something good happens God is good then if something bad happens that's life? Oh and Mistress, does God have an ak 47 or something? Fundies...
mishma,
my speshelltey, gin and limeade, with a splassssshhhhh of sodaaaaaaah...(falls off stool) i'm up, i'm okayeeee.....
EducatedMistress | Homepage | 08.25.06 - 6:36 pm | #
Hey bigo take your shit and fuck off!!
Go back to your brethern at freerepublic.com
Would you care for some Jack Daniels, strap-on? C'mere, throw your head back and I'll pour a shot straight down your throat. Woo-hoo! 
Cocktails, cocktails, cocktails.....
strap-on mama's boy | Homepage | 08.25.06 - 6:33 pm | #
Oh your a darling i will have a dry Martini-thanky you!!!
"Educated," you are a head case. A nutter. A loon. Go take your meds. Check into a psychiatric hospital.
(It's Fred Phelps, people!)
By the way, I think your hatred is extremely gross. Love and sex between consenting adults? Not gross. Your hate? Very gross.
Get it? Got it? Good. Now buh-bye.
Strap on, gin is the only booze that I cannot drink. That and peppermint scnapps. Got any vodka?
mishma | Homepage | 08.25.06 - 6:39 pm | #
You like Funkadelic, too? Groovy, baby! :D
mishma, you should try watching some gay porn again. Or get a couple of guys you know who aren't necessarily gay to make out after a few drinks.
HOTT!!! (Keep the camera phone handy!)
Um, I don't hate or dislike fags, I just don't like what they do in the bedroom.
Listen i dont like what some straight couples do in the beedroom its not such a difference.
And as a staright girl i know because i was asked to do a lot of disguasting shit in the beedroom!!So plese lets not go there!!!
BTW, mishma, I am your new biggest fan, if you don't mind me gushing a bit. After your post recently about having PMS and stabbing your husband in his sleep and being "inappropriately angry" I decided you are the shit.
So there. Keep posting, I must get my laughs.
Wish I had some vodka. Raspberry Stoli and tonic on the rocks!
Love and sex between consenting adults?
Get it? Got it? Good. Now buh-bye.
Anastasia | 08.25.06 - 6:42 pm | #
++++++++++++++++++
Spare me. Like George Michael is looking for "love" in parks, dirty bathrooms and bushes...
*pukes*
Now buh-bye.
I think lance is hot now... Reichen is weird looking.
ok, off the tee, this is why i love the d.c. area; some woman gets disorderly in a motel in VA., cops are called. they check her room, find drugs and a gun, lay in wait. she spies the trap, gets in her car and leads police thru a four county chase, ends up in MD. not four miles from my home. four jurisdictions of police, three helicopters in the air, car surrounded and she gives them the slip. this bitch is bad!!!
Boy, when Lance came out, he REALLY came out! That guy is totally using him for publicity, it's painfully obvious. 
Boy, "Educated" you sure seem to THINK ABOUT GAY SEX A LOT.
GAY SEX IS HOT. GAY SEX IS HOT. GAY SEX IS HOT. GAY SEX IS HOT. GAY SEX IS HOT.
LOL!!!!
Go think about GAY SEX some more so you can "gross yourself out." Yeah, right.
Oh and "Educated?" You DO realize straight people find sex in ALL kinds of dirty-ass places and in dirty-ass situations, right?
I mean hello! I've seen couples doing it in club bathrooms, standing against dumpsters, any old ratty place.
And what's your deal with parks? Parks are beautiful. I had fantastic sex in a park once. It was night, but still. Good memories!
Anastasia= fag hag.
Stop trying to earn your stripes, idiot.
Go suck on mishma's tit and tell her how wonderful she is. Now all you need is an ugly avatar, a bad marriage and an alcohol problem.
Hi Val, thanks anastasia
mish, i got you covered. how's about vodka with a mango slushie? mama roux got you too, jack, soda wit a splash of lemonade! and val, would you like an olive or an onion with that martini? cocktails, cocktails, time for cocktails...
Aw, you poor widdle hateful thing.
I think it's funny when people like you get your panties all twisted up thinking as much as you do about GAY SEX.
I think it secretly makes you hot.
ROFL. So which do you enjoy more: watching women having sex with each other or men having sex with each other?
It's women, isn't it?
I'm going to admit I"M gay and see if I can get the paparazzi to follow me... eh?
Actually my marriage is good Ann Coulter and I am a total lush, what's your point ? I thought you were leaving and going back to free republic?
Oh and strap on that shit is HOT in my neck of the woods ppl just shoot each other
OMG. Is that a free republic freakazoid?
I don't even waste keystrokes on such idiots.
sigh, ok who is hating on who today? lol
Oh and Mama, Funkadelic is the SHIT!
Let's take it to the stage sukka!
This damn site NEVER fails to amuse me.
I'll take a jack and diet coke with a twist of lime in. hell I'll take some porn too!
strap-on mama's boy | Homepage | 08.25.06 - 6:55 pm | #
Mwah! Thanks, babe!
It's Krazee Homophobe Day on dlisted. Apparently. Fred Phelps has sent out his minions to spout looney-tunes nonsense and jack off to the thought of gayness.
ROFL.
While we're passing out drinks, could I get a mojito? Nice and cold, please. And very strong. Thanks!
FAGGOTS.
It's Krazee Homophobe Day on dlisted. Apparently. Fred Phelps has sent out his minions to spout looney-tunes nonsense and jack off to the thought of gayness.
-Anastasia
huh?
Yay faggots!!! Faggots ROCK!!!
(Hee.)
Hi Val, thanks anastasia
mishma | Homepage | 08.25.06 - 6:53 pm
Hi,Mishma how are you,babe?I see you got your fan base lined up,us usual!
How does a woman "jack off"?
Secondly, how many mistresses are men?
Wait.. I bet you know plenty..
Ennis Del Mar | 08.25.06 - 7:01 pm | #
Aha! You're in luck. Here ya go, Ennis. Enjoy!
EducatedMistress is Anne Coulter?
Billy, Fred Phelps is that crypt keeper preacher that pickets funerals whom the deceased died of AIDS. He favors signs that says "Fags go to Hell" and "You deserved it" and if murder was legal....
goddamnnnnnn Mishma! I cannot leave you alone for five hours without you bringing down this hornet's nest of sloanes to DListed! Fuck, I wanna' go in Fake Dlisted! Lemme in!
lol
SEE ANN COULTER DOESN'T KNOW HOW TO PLAY WITH HERSELF, IT IS ALL SO CLEAR NOW
"Educated" ask your mom how to jack off. She knows.
Ann Coulter is my nickname for EducatedMistress, who has quit us more times than Ozzy Osborne has had a final tour
Billy, Fred Phelps is that crypt keeper preacher that pickets funerals whom the deceased died of AIDS. He favors signs that says "Fags go to Hell" and "You deserved it" and if murder was legal....
mishma
Awesome, I'll have him over for dinner one evening (say it with me folks) and a little chianti and fava beans....
In summary, sodomites are wicked and sinners before the Lord exceedingly (Gen. 13:13), are violent and doom nations (Gen. 19:1-25; Jgs. 19), are abominable to God (Lev. 18:22), are worthy of death for their vile, depraved, unnatural sex practices (Lev. 20:13; Rom. 1:32), are called dogs because they are filthy, impudent and libidinous (Deut. 23:17,18; Mat. 7:6; Phil. 3:2), produce by their very presence in society a kind of mass intoxication from their wine made from grapes of gall from the vine of Sodom and the fields of Gomorrah which poisons society's mores with the poison of dragons and the cruel venom of asps (Deut. 32:32,33), declare their sin and shame on their countenance (Isa. 3:9), are shameless and unable to blush (Jer. 6:15), are workers of iniquity and hated by God (Psa. 5:5), are liars and murderers (Jn. 8:44), are filthy and lawless (2 Pet. 2:7,, are natural brute beasts (2 Pet. 2:12), are dogs eating their own vomit and sows wallowing in their own feces (2 Pet. 2:22), will proliferate at the end of the world bringing final judgment on mankind (Lk. 17:28-30), have been finally given up by God to uncleanness dishonoring their own bodies among themselves, to vile affections, and to a reprobate mind such that they cannot think straight about anything (Rom. 1:23-2, have wholly given themselves over to fornication and gone after strange flesh (Jude 7), must be pulled as faggots from the fire (Jude 23), and have no hope of Heaven unless they repent (Rev. 22:15), which they can't do in their prideful state (Jer. 6:15). They need to hear this truth if they are to have any hope of penitence, faith in Jesus Christ and salvation (I Timothy 4:2-4).
LOL, billy.
EducatedMistress | Homepage | 08.25.06 - 6:19 pm | #
fuck off dumb cunt.. and don't let the door hit ya where the dear lord split ya, ok bitch?
OMG, I am LAUGHING MY ASS off at this thread. This shit is hilarious.
Now I'm convinced it really is Fred Phelps. ROFL!!!
Gay sex is hot!
(Hee.)
God Damnit Billy I was gone all afternoon too.
No, they were dogging NoAnjil today too.
But I get the full on hate cuz I'm special and shit.
I wanna go to your alternate blog, can I, can I huh?
Oh and Mama, Funkadelic is the SHIT!
Let's take it to the stage sukka!
mishma | Homepage | 08.25.06 - 7:00 pm | #
Hey mishma, I think these homophobic assholes need to hear "Free Your Mind and Your Ass Will Follow." What d'ya think?
truetrue am I supposed to be scared slut?
Fuckin' A. Juvenile right wing religious freaks on a fucking GAY CELEBRITY SITE.
you know my housecleaner said we had FIVE COUNT THEM FIVE fooks coming to the house spouting religious shit. I oughta' just let them open the door with me and the SO going at it. They're prob burn crosses in my yard. That would be cool.
truetrue | Homepage | 08.25.06 - 7:07 pm | #
...join EducatedMistress...
ennis my boo, i ain't fergot cha (slides a jack and coke down the bar). anastasia, there was a song back in the 70's called "Rock Creek Park" by a group called the blackbyrds. those guys are getting some b.s. honor this weekend here for popularizing the park nationally and they'll perform at an amphitheater in the park with lame ass Ray Parker Jr. they say the song is responsible for a baby boom back then. did somebody say something about funkadelic? "i'm not here to kill you softly, but i promise to be good to yo earhole!"
If you don't like gay sex, don't have any. And stop thinking about it 24/7, talking about it, writing about it, reading the Bible while thinking about it, and fantasizing about it if you hate it so much.
produce by their very presence in society a kind of mass intoxication from their wine made from grapes of gall from the vine of Sodom and the fields of Gomorrah which poisons society's mores with the poison of dragons and the cruel venom of asps (Deut. 32:32,33),
a) they're obviously lushes
b) they're obviously gay
c) this is barely english
d) was written when homo love was more highly regarded than hetero love (women were chattel)
e) you're ugly and fat
I met Lance at party in LA. He's was HOT amd very nice in person.
Alex you think Lance Bass is hot? Are you M or F? just curious
billy balls:
Man that sounds like a rocking party in the Bible!
truetrue | Homepage | 08.25.06 - 7:07 pm | #
...does it say in the bible it's ok to be CLOSETED like you? does it, bitch?
truetrue,
you're about to fuk up a good drunk, and i'm a mean drunk when i'm drunk and feelin mean, know what i mean?
You can all hate em all you want but they're a hot looking couple. Now that I've said that, I can't wait to read about the breakup.
dag I just wanna' be in tahoe... sipping some faggot wine.... having some outdoor faggot sex... doing a faggot hike and doing more outdoor faggot sex... swimming in the water and infecting it with my faggot self...strapping a faggot ATV between my legs...
tick tock
Yes, that or "Everyday People" by Sly, Mama
Whom, imho, is the Godfather of Funk
lol fava beans. I'll laugh at anything at this point. WOOOOOOOOOOT
TGIF BITCHES!!!!!!!!
thanks for the drink mama
love the second pic...it looks like lance just tugged at his balls. HOTNESS!
Eh, Lance isn't so hot. But I'd watch them do it.
billy balls | Homepage | 08.25.06 - 7:09 pm | #
Bwahahahaha! You're awesome, billy.
Oh strap on I love you! My fave Funkadelic song, next to "No Head no Backstage Pass"
dAmMiT post more and pay attention to me!!!!!
I'm not getting ANY emails. I think NO ONE is working today at 4:06 pm except my stupid SO
he *ALWAYS* works
what a loser
those pics of lance and strikin' it rich-ein are very intimate actually. Kind of like that wedding shot of Brad and Jen?
Oh so don't go there...
mishma | Homepage | 08.25.06 - 7:16 pm | #
I love Sly, but what about James Brown? I think he's the real Godfather of Funk. They're both towering figures of funkiness, though, so whatever.
The smart straight people don't hate on gays, EVER. Why? Because they know the Gay Plan to Rule the World is nearly complete and when it is, the nasty little homophobes will be very sorry. I can't go into many details on that, but suffice to say, it won't be pretty.
Hey Billy when are ya going to Tahoe lucky beyotch?
billy balls you in l.a.?
i'm supposed to be there already but my driver (ahem) is still working
Anastasia - right, what planet are you living on girlfriend? or what country? Maybe I should move there
Anonymous - no i'm in faggot capital of the WORLD (san fran)
Well, Mama I have argued with many a brother and a sister about the royalty of funk and I contend that James can't own it ALL. He's the Godfather of Soul, which like as in a Man's Worls, funk would be nothing nothing NOTHING without soul. Anyway it always comes up to a stalemate between Bootsie/George, Sly & James
It's like the Gordian Knot!
mishma did you go in fake Dlisted today?
What are you doing there Billy? Me so jealous. Actually I just want to gamble and get fucked up but can't afford it...sniff
i don't gamble, you just lose money. We're going to boat, swim, hike and do the ATV's. It's so pretty. It is expensive though. Even the shit dirty hotels are like $90/night, i'm so like are for real?
*hanging head* yeah, Billy
We totally freaked them out! Now they are AIMing each other and gettin all 'noid, oh man it was
scary
*hanging head again while gnawing a hot wing*
Ennis did you forgive me for quittin' you?
mishma you went in and posted??? gimme the URL I wanna read it
billy, surely you know. The Gay Plan to Rule the World. The first steps have already been taken.
More to come. The eagle flies at midnight.
Hi guys! I have only ever replied on 2 sites but I wanted to say HI! because you guys are making me LOL.
To preface, I have an MS in Counseling and will be an LPC next year. In order to be a good therapist, you really have to be non judgemental and attentive to bond w/ the client and hopefully encourage them so they can make the changes they feel they need to make progress.
I am finding something interesting... while there have been some that have posted that have slammed homosexuality, those who oppose that view then proceed to hurl insults. Those people who appear to be promoting tolerance.
I myself am bisexual so it has nothing to do with the sexuality issue. I am also a Republican. So I could potentially be offended by all these comments.
Just remember that people can state offensive remarks, but others have the choice in whether or not they will become offended. Just remember that a behavior ignored will usually lead to extinction.
I am not making judgements, but those who claim to be tolerant should practice what they preach. You should know better. Just remember that at least you are aware of trying to learn a better way than those who stay blissfully ignorant.
You should make nice nice with someone with a cabin Billy
I myself love to stay at Cal Neva, love their busted old slot machines!
mishma | Homepage | 08.25.06 - 7:23 pm | #
Good argument, mishma. It's all good.
I'm listening to "Funky Dollar Bill" right now. Mmm! So damn funky!
No I didn't post, billy. They shut down the site!
Just remember that people can state offensive remarks, but others have the choice in whether or not they will become offended. Just remember that a behavior ignored will usually lead to extinction.
-Danielle
I totally agree but seriously, that is SO boring....
mishma you went in and posted??? gimme the URL I wanna read it
billy balls | Homepage | 08.25.06 - 7:27 pm | #
OMG! I want the URL, too, mishma. Gimme gimme gimme!
mishma they shut it down so now they're all using instant messenger? That's kind of funny.
Dag, no more fake Dlisted
Ah shit! Nevermind...
i remember using ICQ when I was in like 11th grade
billy balls, tell me about it.. wasn't trying to be boring... I read gossip to try to relax after work and sometimes can't fully disengage. Sorry!
No I mean NOT replying to obvious trolling is boring
not your post. Most of the time I ignore it but sometimes it's fun not to. Engage the inner child demon and all that.
No I mean NOT replying to obvious trolling is boring
not your post. Most of the time I ignore it but sometimes it's fun not to. Engage the inner child demon and all that.
I think billy meant that it's boring just to ignore those type of comments, Danielle; not that your post was boring. *shrug*
Danielle, I think I'll use that extinction thing with your psychoanalysis posts.
BTW, no offense was meant by that. Like the others, I come here to have fun. If it means poking at a homophobe, then that's what I do.
lol @ fake dlisted site...Billy baby you TRIED to quit me but you can't cuz I got the power of the pussy!
And strap on- thanks for the drink. LOL
Anastasia, that's fine, I wish you the best living in the state of Denial.
Billy and Mama, thanks for the kind replies. Although that post might have been boring!
Billy, i agree that it's fun to prod at times.... I just had an observation I wanted to share. i will enjoy reading the pissiness.
pussy's hellva drug
So your comment to me about living in denial was kind of pissy. After your lecture about not being pissy?
What's up with that? I said no offense was meant. And then I said essentially the same thing billy and some others said--I come here to have fun.
GD you people I wasn't going to drink tonight. You understand this ALL YOUR FAULT?
Munching a hot wing and basking in the delusion
gawd mishma, you ARE a funk maven aren't you? "ask the roadies do they need a hand? tell the guitar player there's a girl named Jan. backdoor man said".....fuk yes!!! do you remember "mama be my beach?" "handcuffs?" "comin round the mountain?"
ok strap on, your take, whose the godfather of funk?
An, I did not read your second "didn't mean to be offensive" post until after I had posted my reply.
I come here to de-stress and "not think" cause that's all I do all day.
I didn't lecture anyone about being pissy. I pointed out what I perceived was a discrepency in behavior over those who state they are tolerant. This also includes respecting the difference of opinion people may have.
If my perception is incorrect, then my apologies. It was based on the replies I read.
Ooh, "Maggot Brain" just came on!
Can you get, I wanna know, I wanna know if you can get to that?
I want you to, HIT IT, hit it and quit it (total shout out to james)
GD now I wanna rock the stereo & DH is coming home, fuck
Maybe jus' a lil Maggot Brain
mishma
oh, and sly was the shizznit back in the day. i blasted some youngins on the loop a while ago over sly's appearance at the grammies. that was vintage sly, show up, stay for a couple minutes and walk the fuk off. couldn't ask for more. sly had a special groove, but james was the pioneer, IMO. that's why funkadelic shifted gears and became parliament-funkadelic when bootsy collins left james to hook up with george. bootsy taught george the power of "the one," which he learned while performing with james. james' band was tighter than these religious freaks a-holes back in the day.
truetrue needs a life...
Educated Mistress needs something she obviously hasn't had in a long, long time and that would be a good, long, hard fucking to get rid of her pent up frustration and jealousy of two consenting adults who enjoy each other physically and who may like each other
ewww mishma you're 36 and still on these sites?
Yuppers, Strap on, saw a biopic on James and all he had to do was shoot a "look" and the band tightened up in fright. James demanded perfection, yo.
Still think There's a Riot Goin on blasts Maggot Brain and I f'ing LOVE Maggot Brain.
Ok ok, damn, James owns it all, shit
Dom you think that's my real age fuckhead? Hahahaha, super stupid.
i'm 36, so?
Ok actually I'm 48, what's your point?
I also own 15 cats, I don't understand what you are trying to say?
strap-on mama's boy | Homepage | 08.25.06 - 7:50 pm | #
ewww mishma you're 36 and still on these sites?
Anonymous | 08.25.06 - 7:56 pm | #
ewww tom cruise is 43 and your ass is still on this site reading about him?
fucktard
anon, I meant
I'm actually 35...going on 10
mishma | Homepage | 08.25.06 - 7:59 pm | #
if I wanted to chat with 15 year olds I'd go to MySpace....der
And if I am such a loser why did you go to my hurtin' myspace?
and believe me that shit is SAD
I haven't been posting here long and I didn't know what the hell was going on yesterday. What's with the crazies? So glad to see everyone is back to having fun on some stupid celebrities.
As for our two boys posing for the camera again, I think they need to get a room.
i used to keep two james brown cd's and the ohio players skintight in my jeep, just for the shit-hoppers who like to blast their profane contribution to music from their speakers. i'd be at a lite and i'd hear the kid next to me blasting some crap, and i'd slip in the cd and that bass line for skintight would come up, followed by those majestic horns and they'd look at me and i'd say, "that's funk music shawtay!" on really hot days it would be james, cain't nobody mess wit "superbad;" "WATCH MEH! WATCH MEH! I GOT IT! WATCH MEH, HEEEYYYYY!!!"
Ennis Del Mar | 08.25.06 - 7:59 pm | #
Seriously. I've never understood how people can make fun of someone for being on the internet...when they're on it, too. WTF? Friggin' douchebags!
Danielle, your comments are a too vaguely worded to know who you are talking about.
En Ingles, por favor.
Mama Roux i assume he/she/it is insinutating that we're sad and pathetic for being old and posting to a celeb bashing site
now hand me my walker and metamucil dammit.. you know I hate it when you put it just out of my reach to spite me!!!
billy balls, you better start your own blog about it!
Mama and Billy- LOL!!
mishma- have a drunken weekend.
I am outta this bitch!!!
Y'all cain't quit me!!!!!!!!
strap-on mama's boy | Homepage | 08.25.06 - 8:03 pm | #
OK, you officially rock, strap-on mama's boy. Make it funky! da na na na da na na
Do you have the James Brown Star Time box set? It's treasure trove of funk and soul and one of the best purchases I've ever made.
I think I'm gonna put on disc 2 of that box set after Maggot Brain is over. Right now I'm rockin' out to "Super Stupid."
billy balls, you better start your own blog about it!
Anonymous
good idea! I already have one
www.dlisters-losers-who-can't-get-invited -to-fake-dlist-blog-to-bash- other-dlist-blogs-even-though-they-left -dlist-beause-hate-it-but-can't-quit it.ORGy
Bye bye, Ennis! Have a good weekend!
billy balls | Homepage | 08.25.06 - 8:11 pm | #
LMAO
oh shit! i forgot! how does one get invited!?!?
mish,
that's it tho, sly (along wit hendrix and sun ra) was the inspiration for funkadelic, he brought that west coast groove into the mix. don't misunderstand, I LOVE SLY AND THE FAMILY STONE! i literally wanted that guy to go on forever, "Stand" was my first lp purchase, shit brings tears to my eyes when i hear it. my all time favorite summer song is "hot fun in the summertime." "runnin away to get away, haha haha, sumpthin sumpthin at home, look at you foolin you..." LOL!
just slip (mail) me a benjamin and I'll slide you in....
Strap on, the Ohio Playas did a totally hot song, f', what was it? Aw hell.
I used to have this cd, "Total Funk" and my car got broken into and in the stereo they stole was that cd and I was actually more pissed that they got thaT CD than my stereo!
BYE ENNIS i LOVES YOU LONG TIME.
That's ok Strap on, I dunno I have special love for poor Sly. If he coulda just stayed off da rock
ty mama roux;
hell yeah, those are the two cd's of james i had in my truck. POPcorn!!!
I mean the stereo they stole had that CD in it.
Ok Ima bit toasty.
I had um, a special day and I WON'T GET INTO TO IT TO SPARE YOU THE HATERS
I HAVE STAR TIME MAMA!!!
Hey mishma! You should come see Sharon Jones & the Dap Kings at Bimbo's next month. Sharon is an awesome soul singer and her band plays funk & soul the right way. I love it. I can't wait to finally see 'em live.
no mishma, we do NOT want to hear about it. old ass.
ennis,
take me witchoo!!! i got a blender, a cooler, lots of ice and a bunch of frozen fruit from Trader Joe's! oh, and liquor too, ima a cocktail makin fool! don't make me beg, cause you wouldn't have to try too hard.
WOO-HOO! strap-on and mishma got tha funk.
lance is rubbing his boyfriend's ass or...
i know he's gay and all
but does he have to look soooooo gay here?
damn mama, you and mishma got me feenin for some funky music. only thing is i took down the system to free some space up, and now i'm gettin sober and hungry. damn, life is too complicated.
It's obvious Lance did not spend too much money on that shirt.
TheBreakdown | Homepage | 08.25.06 - 5:51 pm | #
Too right! Jesus Christ it's hideous!
But Reichen whoa! I'd be dickmatized too if I had that prime rib giving me a good seeing to!
Where's Ennis goin', I wanna go! Ok I'm going to bed. Anon's bask in the joy
I can say more than once cuz I think it twice as fast...yodaleee, aw g'night
Good night, mishma!
That first pic is HOT I don't care what y'all say.
Why are some people here so jealous of their happiness? People always complain that young gay men in Hollywood don't come out. So now Lance has and people still want to criticize the man. He's out on the town with his lover. Leave Lance and Reichen alone.
Wow, lance looks like butt-fucking reichlen in the second pic, would thought lance was the bottom...who knew
wait are strap on and misham the same person? i don't get it. how come they got the same avvie?
I would rather see Lance and Reichen on the town, enjoying themselves, not hiding behind beards than Jake Gyllenhaal still doing that old posing sheeyat.
strap-on mama's boy | Homepage | 08.25.06 - 8:30 pm | #
Aww, I'm sorry, strap-on. 
P.S. I like your funny thumbsnap homepage.
is it wrong to enjoy that first picture so much?
exactly dorian gray! it takes guts to come out. leave the man alone already!
That first pic is HOT I don't care what y'all say.
Anonymous | 08.25.06 - 8:43 pm | #
I'm with you. I guess that makes two of us weirdos. that is just hot. even with that weird grin on reichens. and it is weird. but fuck me.... that is hot.
they so need to get butt nekkid and ravish each other in a vat of olive oil for my pleasure.
wait are strap on and misham the same person? i don't get it. how come they got the same avvie?
supercalifragilisticexpedalioc | 08.25.06 - 9:01 pm | #
No, they are not the person. The similar avatars--look carefully, they're not identical--were just an accident. I think strap-on said he's waiting on gravatar to approve his new avatar or something.
Reichen reminds me of Anne Heche. He'll be married in a year to a woman and have about 5 kids.
Anonymous | 08.25.06 - 5:56 pm | #
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no way. nobody that vain is straight
God save us from arrogant psychologist-in-training killjoys.
mama roux,
what do you see on my homepage? how about my avie? i don't think i'm seeing the same thing on my screen.
I see the cats playing ping pong ball. "O rly?" "Ya rly." Back and forth.
Is that the picture that is supposed to be your avatar now? I've cleared my cache; maybe I need to clear my cookies to see it. Hmm...
he's gonna turn out to be the male anne heche.
Hey,I love a good love-in like anyone else but for once can we stay on the topic at hand?I know most of you have eachother's email addys and msgr IDs and I know it not a problem for you to take this pining for nostalgia outside of a blog strictly for demeaning celebs.In fact,I encourage you guys to make a forum strictly for the regs so people dont have to hear your bitching,moaning and endless bleatings about your personal lives because thats what I dont come here for and frankly and its fucking irritating to say the least.
mama roux,
that's sposed to be my avie now but i can't get to it. thanks
anonymous, why don't you irritate your ass to another blog and fuk the shut up!
fuck i am so outta it today, but damn billy get your ass to Tahoe. was there in april and that dark blue lake against the mtns is outrageously gorge. took my breath away. I was raised on skiiing at mammoth every year. but tahoe from the northen road down was almost never-worldly.
That last picture is pure comedy...I nominate it for the Caption This contest.
you know who these photos remind me of? someone who should be here to see them, mr. matthew shepard.
well said nita, well said.
Oh, how I hate it when people insist that those declaring themsleves tolerant or liberal must themselves be tolerant of whatever vile, hateful thing anyone else spews. That makes absolutely no sense.
If people had remained *tolerant* of racism,then there would have been no civil rights movement. If people had remained *tolerant* of sexism, then there would have been no suffrage or women's lib movement. It is the intolerance of injustice brought about by others' intolerance that ultimately brings about change.
Tolerance does not mean that you forfeit your right to an opinion, nor does it mean that you must act in a saintly manner.
Oh, and behavior ignored does not lead to extinction. Maybe a homophobic troll will stop bothering to comment (for now), but that homophobic troll is still a homophobic troll. The only thing they've done is stop commenting on a particular message board, probably moving on to another.
THIS IS SOOOOO NOT FAIR. There just aren't enough dollar signs on the fucking planet to justify this...Reichen is so hot and Bass is suck a bucket of bloody vaginal discharge.
Ewww, X5! That's gross! 
Anonymous | 08.25.06 - 10:53 pm | #
Well said, Anon.
Lance is totally ramming it up Reichen's butt in those pics ( for a change ). Reichen's really loving that shit in that second pic.
Reichen is hot?
news to me...
I'd be dickmitzied too, truth be told. I feel bad for Lance though, he seems like the nerdy, genuine kinda guy who just wanted to settle down in life, and he got the hot piece who only wants to exploit him.
is my avatar up yet? Damn, I'm gonna haveta wait forever...
Oh, how I hate it when people insist that those declaring themsleves tolerant or liberal must themselves be tolerant of whatever vile, hateful thing anyone else spews. That makes absolutely no sense.
shut up fag
Next gay couple already!!
Who's jealous of Lance's happiness?
That kind of happiness can be purchased at several seedy intersections in any city.
I bet Lance has Eddie Murphy on speed dial.
Lance is so much better lookin' now that he is out of the closet. Before he always seemed um - out of place - and I thought what a strange boy band boy he made. It is good to see him enjoying himself and BEING HIMSELF.
I agree, this dude is definitely using him. We all have to get our hearts broken sometime, I just hope Lance has put something away for those rainy days - or else he'll be like MC Hammer - takin up residence in the po-house.
It looks like Lance is trying to jam his dick up his bf's asshole! And I thought Lance would be the bitch. I guess he does have all the money yo!!
This is how you look when you've got Lance in your pants!
Ew! Is Lance doing Reichen from beind in pic #1!?
Amen, anonymous.
Ewww, X5! That's gross!
Mama Roux | 08.25.06 - 11:44 pm | #
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Sorry Mama... I was feeling ambivalent
suddenly, now that i know he's gay, Lance actually looks attractive to me. why is that??
Anonymous | 08.25.06 - 5:29 pm | #
I was hoping it wasn't just me who was feeling this way! Does he just have that Gay-glo or something? I used to think he looked so goofy, like a frightened dodo bird or something.
I hate all these hollywood fags who come out after years of pretending to be straight. George liketofuckinapark Micheal anyone???
i guess reichen is the bottom? give it to him lance...shit the only reason we know is because of your ass!!!
The pic is the cover of their first porno flick together. Tittled ,Exploring Uranus
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