Gravatar It's bananas that she's dressed in a wool coat!


Gravatar fuckin f to the o -- i have been dying in this second heat wave. we can only speculate about this 'business' meeting.


Gravatar um, unless they're south of the equator (where it's winter), this is totally fucking weird (#546,783 weird thing from tomkat)...i mean it's obviously during the day!


Gravatar I don't think that is really katie. It looks like Katherine McPhee in dark glasses.


Gravatar guess the new combo of seconal and acetophenzine is working better. she looks happy


Gravatar that really is a freakin' winter coat that one wears in Canada around December. What is she doing wearing that thing in August in LA?

Fucking weirdos.


Gravatar hahaha shoogie, I was thinking thorozine

WTF with the jackets?


Gravatar Well, I was wearing shorts yesterday, and I'm in San Diego. What the hell is going on, with these two? Where is Suri?

GO YANKEES


Gravatar Do they really think the public is buying it anymore? Can you buy that level of delusion? Even Britney has more of a clue.


Gravatar to hide the bruises


Gravatar guess the new combo of seconal and acetophenzine is working better. she looks happy
shoogie | 08.25.06 - 6:16 pm |

cmon, we all know that scientologists don't believe in mood-altering drugs...obviously her thetan level is low, duh.


Gravatar She looks like a drugged up gramma. I remember when we used to take out my gramma from the nursing home for little outings and stuff and the nurses would pump her full of drugs before we go and the bitch would just have this weird smile on her face all day, like she's floating on cloud 9.

man, my gramma was awesome.


Gravatar Bet he's putting cough medicine in her not cocoa.


Gravatar I bet his dick is like 2 inches long and 1 centimeter wide. I bet she prefers the finger to his wenis.


Gravatar Bet he's putting cough medicine in her hot cocoa.
Car | 08.25.06 - 6:23 pm | #
Whoa, typ-o.


Gravatar After a particular harsh session of programming the victim’s mind will be in a high state of terror, shock, dissociativeness and splintering. The victim’s mind can’t take much more, and the potential of having uncontrolled splintering of the victim’s mind and thereby having the destruction of the mind and programming threatens the programmers’ control. The programmer wants the mind and body to rest so that the programming can set in, without destabilizing events occurring.


Gravatar Okay, this is too whacked out for words. Wool in August, in LA???? I thought only potential suicide bombers and homeless people wear winter clothes in the summer.


Gravatar that is weird. I was in LA a few days ago and uh, it was 75 and sunny, just like it pretty much is every day


Gravatar Its freezing in LA at night it gets down to 85. She wears that into the scientology sauna to lose the "baby weight" wink wink, nod nod nanu nanu..


Gravatar Oh to be a fly on the wall at casa Cruise. Oh to see/hear/smell midget freak rage!


Gravatar Somethings definitely up, I am sure of it.


Gravatar Oh I bet he did the full on Mommie Dearest meltdown and had Katie CLEAN THIS MESS. Oh man.


Gravatar aaaaaaaaaaaaarrrragh - enough of the Tom Cruise is gay/alien/Katie is brainwashed/Suri is an alien/Suri doesn't exist....hahahahahahahahah

Jeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeez.


Gravatar little man complex


Gravatar It's a 100 degrees here in LA


Gravatar tom is that you?


Gravatar tomkat is part of the war on terror


Gravatar dont' forget at their little restaurant rendezvous the other day, katie had another wintery outfit on...can scientologists control the air temperature around them? hmm


Gravatar WTF? It's sizzling in SoCal this week!


Gravatar Her complexion looks a bit like alien skin and maybe those aren't sunglasses but her new L Ron 2007 Area 51 eyes.


Gravatar Does Scientology do anything that can drop your blood pressure down to, say, corpse level? Because it is too frelling hot in SoCal even for sleeves this week.


Gravatar I just dropped a tab. Its 6:40pm


Gravatar If that really is Katie, i must admit, she looks good there.


Gravatar they're in los angeles?! it's hot as balls here! what in gods name would she wear that coat. It does look nice, but damn.


Gravatar I knew a girl who was abused by her boyfriend, and she always wore turtleneck sweaters in the middle of the summer. It used to make me gag. She used to say it was chilly in the office, but if it's chilly, wear a long sleeve blouse or a button down sweater, IN the office, not in the hot sun. Well, it finally came out later that she had been abused by him, and I think he used to grab her wrists and stuff, leaving bruises.


Gravatar I have it from a good source that his weiner is the exact shape and size of a smoked-down Marlboro.

Or maybe one of those lady cigs. What are they called? Eve or something? Does anyone even buy those really long skinny cigs?


Gravatar I will never tire of these two.

This is better than who shot JR!!

Rock on TomKat!!!

Where's Suri?


Gravatar What kind of conditioner does Tom use? His hair looks so soft. Jizz, right?


so that's the key to shiny, soft hair...where can i score some of that?


Gravatar they're in los angeles?! it's hot as balls here! what in gods name would she wear that coat. It does look nice, but damn.
Anonymous | 08.25.06 - 6:46 pm | #


And it did NOT cool after when the sun went down yesterday. I'm still recovering from the beating Edison gave me in July, so I am very aware of every watt I use and it DID NOT cool down until after midnight.


Gravatar I'm a writer, and I invented a religion yesterday. Anyone want to join? I'm serving cookies, and Xonkron says you can save your soul by helping me dust and vaccuum.


Gravatar Our power went out at 1 am. I'm in TEXAS. So no ac, no ceiling fans, nothing. We already keep it on 80, so our electric bill isn't $500 again, but when the power went out, the house heat up FAST. It didn't come back on until 5 am, so now I'm like Night of the Living Dead today because I got NO sleep. Too sticky.


Gravatar When is she going to go on Oprah and do an interview?


Gravatar oooooh shit. I smoked those in high school cuz I thought I was cool. ooh oohh what are those called mistys no umm SOMEONE ANYONE!! the skinny cigs?


Gravatar You know she is only wearing does glasses to hide the fact that she is miserable. Her smile is totally fake.

I bet TOM is trying to give her acting lessons but did not succeed.

TOMKAT is crazy!
Can anyone tell if she still wears the ring?


Gravatar THIS SHOULD BE UNDER THE "WHO CARES" NEWS.
ALONG WITH ANY POSTINGS ABOUT PARIS HILTON.


Gravatar capri slims


Gravatar Vagina Slimes oh Virgina Slims, Ennis?


Gravatar Shy-Low how much do i have to donate before I can aquire slaves?


Gravatar of a sexual nature


Gravatar anyone ever read anne rice's sleeping beauty chronicles ?


Gravatar They are in L.A so whats with he coat??Strange!!


Gravatar capri slims
shoogie | 08.25.06 - 7:00 pm | #


That is it!!


and I totally smoked virgina slims too valerie. LOL


Gravatar i meant mishma ^^^^... time to get my drink on.


Gravatar rockin the Jose for ya Ennis.

not much left tho

and hubby won't bring me more

shit


Gravatar Y'all are making me want a drink bad.


Gravatar Mishma, for a venti latte, I'll make you a High Official of the Church, and you won't have to dust.


Gravatar Oh, and High Officials can have all the sexual slaves they want.


Gravatar Tom Cruise abuses Katie and Suri physically.


Gravatar my aunt smokes misty light regulars. i bum them when i'm feenin for a marlberyl lyte and i inhale those suckas in no time flat.


Gravatar Both of these bitches are certifiable!

How could she give up the best years of her pussy to this obvious fag of the Keebler elf variety? He is incapable of knocking it out like a young woman should have it done in her early years.

When her snatch rusts, then she will finally come to her senses.


Gravatar You all should know by now that she HAS to wear the heavy clothes to hide the wires and electrodes that are attached to her, TC has the remote control and if she does not give the proper answer or the right look HE ZAPS HER!!!


Gravatar You know she is only wearing does glasses to hide the fact that she is miserable. Her smile is totally fake.

daniela | 08.25.06 - 7:00 pm | #

Her smile is TOTALLY fake - she used to be so cute, but damn I like the way this is going...

(he doesn't look too happy either, but I guess that comes from being batshit nuts)


Gravatar TOM CRUISE IS A GAY ALIEN WITH A FAKE BABY.

TOM CRUISE BEATS KATIE AND THE BABY BECAUSE HE IS PSYCHO.


Gravatar Everyone buy Andrew Morton's book about Tom Cruise. It's coming out soon!!!!!!!!!!!!! I wonder if Tom tried to stop the making of this book.


Gravatar shoogie,

YESSSSSSSSS! i have read the chronicles, i just threw them out this year. made me want to be a sex slave soooo bad. but i, uh, got over it sorta...


Gravatar Enlarge the photos, she has NO BOOBS. For being a new mom she should be STACKED!!

Maybe she is wearing a bullet proof vest.

And YES, She IS miserable!


Gravatar yes, dear...


Gravatar yeah strap on it was hot at first. anne rice is a sick puppy


Gravatar Shoogie are you frying? Have you peaked yet? Good times


Gravatar Hee hee...their smiles look a little strained. I'll bet life at Casa Cruise SUCKS right about now.


Gravatar Ok shy, I'm f'ing ass in. *digging out probably expired starbucks gift card*


Gravatar tingling starting in the extremities


Gravatar Oh shoogie, get off the computer and go play outside! Properly supervised, of course


Gravatar Mishma, for a venti latte, I'll make you a High Official of the Church, and you won't have to dust.
Shy-Low Nectarine Pit | 08.25.06 - 7:15 pm | #


What can I get for a dozen venti lattes?


Gravatar Looked at the pics again. I need no further proof that Katie is dead. It's fucking AUGUST in CALIFORNIA, bitch!


Gravatar I hate the Tiny Douchebag.


Gravatar I'd STILL do him.


Gravatar Don't muscle me out Jeeze, don't make me cut a bitch

Grrrrrrrr

xoxoxoxo


Gravatar TheBreakdown | Homepage | 08.25.06 - 7:24 pm | #

well said!

drinks all around


Gravatar This has been going on ever since she appeared post-Suri. The dinner outing two weeks or so back - she had on a TURTLENECK and a jacket - in LA. And it was all black. Black. Black. Black.

She hasn't shown skin since she, um, delivered Suri.

Wow - when that book hits it's going to be a wild ride!


Gravatar If these two kids can't make it in this crazy world, who can?


Gravatar Hahaha, that was taste, anon


Gravatar A wool coat in Los Angeles in
August is proof she is fucking nuts.
The rest of us are as naked as legal.


Gravatar Could she be spawning agin and trying to hide it?


Gravatar If these two kids can't make it in this crazy world, who can?
Anonymous | 08.25.06 - 8:02 pm | #

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tee hee


Gravatar Everyone buy Andrew Morton's book about Tom Cruise. It's coming out soon!!!!!!!!!!!!! I wonder if Tom tried to stop the making of this book.
Tinkerballs | 08.25.06 - 7:26 pm | #

u know he did, but it wont help.
the brits get away with murder.


Gravatar I used to draw blood from a lot of psycho patients, and one of the side effects of Lithium and others was being cold all the time. It would be in the 90's out and these people would have on winter coats.


Gravatar Shoogie:

LOL first comment, damn!

Loved the first Chronicles, but it got old fast. Story of O's much better, 'specially the ottoman scene.

If I sign up as a sex-slave for Shy-Low's cult, do I get free latte's? Not that it would be a dealbreaker or anything...


Gravatar Can't WAIT for Morton's book!! As Lainey Gossip says, it could be the spike through the heart that will finish this mo-fo once and for all!!


Gravatar Both of these bitches are certifiable!

How could she give up the best years of her pussy to this obvious fag of the Keebler elf variety? He is incapable of knocking it out like a young woman should have it done in her early years.

When her snatch rusts, then she will finally come to her senses.
TheBreakdown | Homepage | 08.25.06 - 7:24 pm | #

Dayum, TheBreakdown! That's some depressing shit.


Gravatar Tom Cruise is crazy, mentally deranged; demented; insane.

Katie Holmes is brainwashed, subjected to intensive forced indoctrination resulting in the rejection of old beliefs and acceptance of new ones; "brainwashed prisoners of war"; "captive audiences for TV commercials can become brainwashed consumers."


Gravatar How can Katie wear that heavy-ass wool coat in August in LA? When I was on vacation in LA last August, I wearing shorts and skirts and sleeveless shirts. She's gotta be burning up.


Gravatar OK I can breathe again. Your comments keep me sane for now.


Gravatar i just finished michael jackson's unauthorized bio, an eye opener


Gravatar OK I can breathe again. Your comments keep me sane for now.
vampira | 08.25.06 - 8:18 pm | #

pity they cant do the same for thekidget and the incubator


Gravatar i just finished michael jackson's unauthorized bio, an eye opener
shoogie | 08.25.06 - 8:21 pm | #

give us some goods


Gravatar If you were to disregard all of Toms crazy and Katies... wtf ever's wrong with her, they do look nice together. Suri's gon be one beautiful ho...

But yeah, Stockholm Syndrome is a bitch, ey Kate...?


Gravatar yeah spill, Shoogie before you go!

Why aren't you outside?


Gravatar michael brought diff boys of between 10-14 yrs old for years to spend time with him, including sean lennon poor kid


Gravatar for god's sake i wish these freaks would dress properly for the weather


Gravatar Where is that mutha fucking baby?


Gravatar Also when is Andrew Morton's book out?


Gravatar It's the cold souls of the lost ghouls within .. yeah.. always calling out, begging not to be free from the living host.


Gravatar it is not his baby I wander what his reliion thinks about artficial insemination


Gravatar is that tom's ass in that picture? dahling?


Gravatar used to draw blood from a lot of psycho patients, and one of the side effects of Lithium and others was being cold all the time. It would be in the 90's out and these people would have on winter coats.
Lark | 08.25.06 - 8:12 pm | #

i believe it.

it's official: katie's parents SUCK ASS for watching this shit go down to their own baby girl.

katie has been destroyed.

i'm gonna miss renting Minority Report. But Tom Cruise... no man should do this to any woman. no person should do this to any other person.

god, for tom cruise to do this to her. just sick.


Gravatar I knew a girl who was abused by her boyfriend, and she always wore turtleneck sweaters in the middle of the summer. It used to make me gag. She used to say it was chilly in the office, but if it's chilly, wear a long sleeve blouse or a button down sweater, IN the office, not in the hot sun. Well, it finally came out later that she had been abused by him, and I think he used to grab her wrists and stuff, leaving bruises.
Melvin Gibsonberg aka Tang | 08.25.06 - 6:48 pm | #


i believe this, too.


Gravatar I got up for air again. It is hootter than Hades the last few days. I am so cranky tired and busy today. But, actually, and yeah do beg to differ, the August, less hotter, but drier heat seems worse than our hotter July humid heat. I know humidity makes it hotter, but god for f'inbid a kate hudson quote, the humidity felt sexier. prolly cuz it ain't true eastern humidity.


Gravatar hello old chap


Gravatar Thats not Katie, its her robot clone.


Gravatar THAT CRAZY BITCH FOR TOM DONT KNOW TWEED IS OUT!!!!!!!SHE IS SO FAR BEHIND TIMES. POOR HER!!! HOPEFULLY SOON THEY`LL LET US SEE THIER ALIEN BABY AND AT THAT TIME SHE`LL BE OUT OF STYLE!!!!
OH MY!!!! THE TWO GOONIES!!!!!!!!!


Gravatar Long sleeves + hot weather + weird relationship = trying to hide bruises. I agree.


Gravatar And the belt is very loose. Maybe preggers again.


Gravatar Did anybody see the Elijah Blue shares about Cher post at Cityrag? He mentions Tom Cruise:

- Cher dated Tom Cruise during his “Top Gun” days. Elijah said Tom was a different person back then, explaining he wasn’t a scientologist, and even introduced him to the group T-Rex.

I am stunned that Tom Cruise, of all people, actually listened to T. Rex. Total WTF moment.


Gravatar seven | 08.25.06 - 9:20 pm | #

Yup.


And the belt is very loose. Maybe preggers again.
vampira | 08.25.06 - 9:20 pm | #

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!


Gravatar very strange, I bet you Suri is under the coat, that explains it, I get it now.......


Gravatar ...He went on to note he became friends with Val Kilmer when he was dating Cher, and acknowledged Val once gave him a human scalp as a gift.

hollywood don't play


Gravatar Okay, I am stoned but here is my theory on the winter garb. I don't think the little fuck wad AKA Tom Cruise would dare lay on a hand her but perhaps the clothes are a message of some sort, like HELLLO HELP IT'S 90 DEGREES IN LA AND I AM WEARING WOOL!!!

If she shows up at the Peoples Choice Awards in a bikini I proved my theory

But then again she may have been assigned by COS a blind personal shopper.


Gravatar Tom Cruise= John Mark Karr


Gravatar LOL, hoi polloi.


Gravatar sighhhhhhh


Gravatar good to see he's letting katie out for some fresh air. i hope he remembers to crack the windows when he leaves her in the car.


Gravatar hoi polloi -- waaaaaa?


Gravatar can anyone?


Gravatar Its freezing in LA at night it gets down to 85. She wears that into the scientology sauna to lose the "baby weight" wink wink, nod nod nanu nanu..
patty cake | 08.25.06 - 6:28 pm | #

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I live in Anchorage and at night we are having mid to high 40's right now, I will like to see what this bitch would wear at 48 degrees, after wearing a freaking wool coat and boots in sunny california 85 degrees. I think she lives in another time and space reality , lmao.


Gravatar You people are so out of it. Don't you know that this "it" couple is showing a fall fashion preview to the public? LOL!!!!


Gravatar you know he's whispering to her "smile bitch".


Gravatar Don't you think that she's trying to signal for help? Any sighting of her includes some sort of bizarre behavior or strange look at the cameras. She's never out without Crazy Tom or some other Scientology freak. You think she might be a flight risk? I think they're scared to death she'll take that baby (bet it's hers and not his) and run.


Gravatar ekwl man 9990 !


Gravatar Anorexicist -- damn bitch, I thought I fuckin killed you!


Gravatar Anorexorcist | Homepage | 08.25.06 - 9:56 pm | #

Hey bitch, I thought you was dead! Better run, girl. vampira's gonna git you!


Gravatar Anorexicist -- damn bitch, I thought I fuckin killed you!
vampira | 08.25.06 - 10:00 pm | #

OMG ROFLMAO!


Gravatar do you believe this sHIT


Gravatar hoi polloi i am so out i can't see the forest for the trees. scalp?


Gravatar hEY girl psst over here


Gravatar watcha got hoi? i am so toasted and still don't know how Anor got away from me. And Mama, damn you for your heads up! Did you get a hater today? You're next bitch!


Gravatar PartyPants | 08.25.06 - 9:57 pm | #

you're right! i think she is signaling for help! notice the piece of hair moving back and forth across her forhead like a windshield wiper? that's the signal!!!

Anorexicist -- damn bitch, I thought I fuckin killed you!
vampira | 08.25.06 - 10:00 pm | #

nope!! and i brought a friend, "paris, lift your leg so that your vagina will suck the life outta this bitch"!!!



Gravatar so its like that?[?]


Gravatar oh, and in the lower left pic. his delusional ass is trying to move the camera man with his mind!


Gravatar oh god i cannot duel with that skeevy vag in my condition! I will be like wonk, wonk, out. Anor -- did you see the other threads? I think you have a later-ish net life here, but there was a hater taking on all comers. and i know you want one, but prolly mommy put him to bed for the night.
Luv ya bitch, cuz i love the Love.


Gravatar watcha got hoi? i am so toasted and still don't know how Anor got away from me. And Mama, damn you for your heads up! Did you get a hater today? You're next bitch!
vampira | 08.25.06 - 10:13 pm | #

No haters for today. Goddamnit! I don't know if should be happy or pissed.

And I'm next?!
http://thumbsnap.com/v/7JVwESNk.jpg

Just wait... I'm gonna get me a Hatori Hanzo sword. I've seen Kill Bill about 50 times, so I know all the moves. You betta watch out, bitch!!


Gravatar vampira | 08.25.06 - 10:27 pm | #

which threads? damn why does my prospective stalker have to have a bed time!!!


Gravatar for today = for me today

D'oh!


Gravatar hoi, wassu with the scalp?


Gravatar i'd even settle for that fucking pickle stalking me!


Gravatar not. too. shabby. if i may be so bold


Gravatar Hey hoi polloi, I like your Howard the Duck avie.


Gravatar LMAO -- to Mama and Anor. I am unbelievably toasty, but believe, Anor, it was the Ritchie floating dress thread. Code name Fuck Nuts was all over his nuts. Shit, I am so outtie today, he may have killed MK in the last 4 hours.


Gravatar zank u


Gravatar that is some soft hair.


Gravatar ANDREW MORTON'S BOOK IS GOING TO REVEAL

1. Overwhelming evidence Tom is gay.

2. His Marriage to Nicole Kidman was a completely arranged marriage of convience and it worked exactly how they both planned except for her refusal to become a scientologist.

3. Tom is not that smart.

4. Tom is a Egomanical Meglomanic

5. The book will end with the details of the current arrangement with katies and details of the contract as well as proof Tom cannot have children and the baby is not tom's.


Gravatar did you guys watch the crayon video? omfg!!! those two old women were being forced to work at gun point!!!! and then the other workers were on crack, nobody smiles like that at work! and don't even get me started on that wierd little girl obsessed with that damn CRAYON!!!!!!


Gravatar twenty or so children were facing inward in a semicircle, and some of them had sticks in their hands


Gravatar that was from phil pullmans second dark materials


Gravatar TOM ISN'T WEARING A BELT! BIG NO-NO.


Gravatar that movie's gonna kick ass


Gravatar Is it me or does he look like he's been taken down a couple of notches - not quite as gregarious (i.e. manic) as usual


Gravatar I'll tell you what sucks. Working for The Man until 11:00 pm on a Friday night and then working for The Man the next morning at 9:00 am. That sucks.

That is all.


Gravatar Remember in the 'Prince of Tides' where the little girl kept wearing her clothes inside out, because it was her only way to shout "hey something is wrong, something happened, help!" I have the feeling that Katie's attire, so blatantly out of season and just-plain-strange, is a desperate cry for help. You know her family have to see these photos, hard to imagine why they haven't swooped in and taken her away.


Gravatar anorexorcist...vampira...
are you still around, or have you skanked off to bigger and better places?!


Gravatar LMAO -- to Mama and Anor. I am unbelievably toasty, but believe, Anor, it was the Ritchie floating dress thread. Code name Fuck Nuts was all over his nuts. Shit, I am so outtie today, he may have killed MK in the last 4 hours."
vampira | 08.25.06 - 10:38 pm | #

Hey Vampira>>>>>>> Mishma killed fuck nuts and left him in pieces at the pickles doorstep got to defend MK!


Gravatar she looks pregnant to me!


Gravatar This is Tom: Hey, I want to tell you about something really great. Scientology, it's just so great; I mean we all have these things in our heads that haunt us and we just can't get them...

This is me, Egg: Tom, shut the fuck up and go suck some wang. Go back to your freaking galaxy or drop dead.


Gravatar It drives me nuts to see these talking heads on TV pontificating that Cruise Still is an Worldwide Star, blah blah blah. They need to get out of Hollywood and listen to some real people because everyone normal thinks he's a gay midget lunatic who has had this coming forever.


Gravatar Hellooo! Is anyone still here?


Gravatar *sniffs pits*
Best Ducky voice *do I offend?"


Gravatar okay, I give up - I'm going to bed.


Gravatar DIE TOMMY CRUISE.


Gravatar Mikki, how the hell are you? Haven't talked to you in a long time.

Tom is a freak job and Katie must run for her life. He is ONE fucking weirdo.


Gravatar You know Tom ORDERED katie to accompany him. As he cannot afford to marry her if he can't find work now.


Gravatar tom is a scientology pawn.


Gravatar hey sassy!! long time no see!! i was bronx_chic way back then...
*waves frantically*

i betcha tom makes katie where those shades so people won't see how dead and glazed over her eyes are...asshole.

although he prolly really does have a legit case against paramount, dammitall...


Gravatar Hi Sassy!


Gravatar wow no jerry springer tonite

JERRY JERRY!


Gravatar I love Jerry! I met him at a fund raiser!


Gravatar Ennis Del Mar | 08.26.06 - 2:13 am | #

i'll fight you ennis!!!


Gravatar what's up naughty!


Gravatar ok courtney! bitch its on!!!!! lol

my kids are having a sleepover

ARGH!!

sloan..is jerry a perv? he seems like one


Gravatar i think i finally have the coat figured out. she's trying to hide that she's pregnant with her 2nd fake baby.


Gravatar You're glib!! You're so glib!


Gravatar He was the auctioneer of some great things including a 2 week Crystal cruise that we bought and my guy swears that he grabbed by ass. I didnt notice because....hello....2 week cruise! Jerry lives in my area half of the time. He was nervous and his opening was that if he screwed up that he wouldnt lose any of his audiance


Gravatar A few years ago when I lived in San Francisco, this journalist wrote this 'Pelican Brief'-like theory on Tom Cruise and his arrangement with Nicole Kidman at the time.

It must have been closer to the truth than any of us realized at the time.

Well, at least Nicole broke away while she had some good years left and got her some nice, alcoholic country cock.

She's WAY overdue!


Gravatar Droppin' Kids Off in the Pool | 08.26.06 - 2:24 am | #

i love your grav!! that bitch was NUTS on that talent show

hahhahhah


Gravatar Somebody oughta..do something!


Gravatar I am the only one awake..I HATE HATE HATE tom cruise. I HATE him and have only seen 1 of his movies all the way through..assmunch


Gravatar tom is such a control freak that if they did have a baby he would breast feed it himself!


Gravatar hey anorexorcist, what vid is ur grav from? it kills me everytime


Gravatar he made her wear the coat because it's hiding the bomb she's wearing. if katie tries to run the botton gets pressed!


Gravatar lol courtney! i feel bad for this 'kid' if it is real.

I am forced to stay awake due to multiple kid sleepovers


Gravatar hey foxy! the video was for her song violet.


Gravatar Ennis Del Mar | 08.26.06 - 2:59 am | #

oh no! how many?


Gravatar 3..daughter has 2 and son has 1


Gravatar sst


Gravatar violet was one of my fav songs back nnn day


Gravatar Ennis Del Mar | 08.26.06 - 3:08 am |

wont be long before little suri will be having fake sleepovers.


Gravatar compound sally | 08.26.06 - 3:12 am | #

mine to. i used to be obsessed with crack head love!


Gravatar fuck it is late!


Gravatar i have no fake suri's


Gravatar The "bruises theory" is good, but it looks to me like she has a bullet proof vest on. She looks square under the coat.


Gravatar DIE TOMMY CRUISE.
JUST DIE | 08.26.06 - 12:55 am | #

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I don't know why, but I lol'd so hard that I spat coffee on the screen.

Went to bed at 8pm and now woke up at 4am, anybody out there?


Gravatar Katie is soooo fucking hot! Bitch is ALL That!


Gravatar Of course she's hot. She's wearing a wool coat in southern California in August.


Gravatar mishma, hahahahaha! I went to bed at 4 and woke up at 8a.m. LOL


Gravatar Ah Tang, someone normal to converse with

Only 4 hours, who are you Martha Stewart?

hahahaha


Gravatar hey mishma

i was out yesterday, did i miss any good drama?!



Gravatar Yeah Grace some troll "fuck nuts" was seriously hating on everybody. It was hardcore. I was out most of the day, too. Then I came back and was in a bad mood and had a catfight with wakka, who hates my ass with a passion.

I will be home today sick, le sigh

When is Tom going to do a press conference. Now the freak is "shy". OOooo do I hate him


Gravatar I know we promised not to talk about it and it just makes moist with pleasure, but I can't stop reading the fake d-listed. It's like crack. Or watching Cheaters for the trainwreck goodness


Gravatar that sucks. wakka needs to chill. you've said it before...if they don't like your posts, it's easy enough to scroll past the cat. whatever.

hope you don't have one of your nasty migraines! that's no way to spend a perfectly good weekend.

i too wish that tom would just have a freakin' press conference already. he's gotta be sick of the CNN crawls that says katie's brainwashed and they have an alien baby. if he'd just get it over with we could all go back to hating on paris.


Gravatar Serious Grace, if he would just show the pillow, I mean baby and have Kate speak actual conversation instead of "great", "wonderful", "so great" he could possibly redeem himself. At this point Mel G has a better shot of public forgivness


Gravatar Oh and Aunt Flo is in town

Que haters in 3...2...1


Gravatar yeah, the first night everything happened in the posh thread, i was all over the fake dlisted too. they sound seriously whacked. sounds like one of them lives pretty close to me (like within 15 minutes) so i'm keeping the doors locked at all times.


Gravatar LOL.

flo must be omnipotent. she can be in 2 places at once.

(i thought i'd share some of the haters with you, to lighten the burden!)


Gravatar Thanks Grace, that was sweet.

OMG girl, get a pit bull, a glock, an alarm system and 911 on speed dial. Then tell me when I can see it on cops.

It's so funny, it's seems like all of us have flo over at the same time. She just left NoAnjil and Eniss' house.

Yeah, I'm reading the fake d-listed from July and they are psychoanalyising Morticia, wonder if someone is going to tattle to MK and how much we miss them. And how much they hate d-listed, but somehow report back about what's going on here.

I am so glad they were exposed. I am personally not going to communicate with any of them if they dare to come around again.


Gravatar good god. it's like reading a transcript of a junior high slumber party.


Gravatar AND I CAN'T GET ENOUGH OF IT. It's like on snopes when they have the *disturbing image* disclaimer and I know I shouldn't, I try to stop it but I click anyway.

Then go barf.

I need a new post. MK's on the East Coast! Oh hell, he has a life, I am sure.

So crampy and in a bad mood.


Gravatar shit, it's 11:20 here. his hungover ass should be outta bed by now! WE NEED NEWS, DAMMIT. it's asking way too much for us to go get our own info.


Gravatar Seriously, typing google is too much for my feeble brain to process. Sigh. The celebs are behaving methinks cuz all the heat is Tommy Boy.

Personally I would go Pete D. at a time like this but whatevs.

Hell, I'd even settle for Jordon post. MK!!!!!!


Gravatar okay, desperate times call for desperate measures. went to the dark side and looked at perez h to get some gossip. nothing good there, except this (which unfortunately still pertains to tomkat/suri)

"She's normal, okay, she's normal people. She pees in her diaper, she sleeps, she wakes up every couple of hours. This is what babies do, okay, there's nothing abnormal about her."

- Scientologist Leah Remini, on Alien Cruise

now i have to go destroy this computer and buy another one since it has perez's skank on it.


Gravatar Ewwww. Don't thow away the computer, just spray liberal amounts of Lysol on it. I go to the dark side too and must wash the shame off too. However I have managed to stay away from PITNB, nothing against Trent, but he get too gushy about the celebs

When is Paris gonna turn on Perez, I cannot wait because it's gonna happen.

Then I will be back in full force cuz you know Perez is gonna queen out and go an a rampage

I am sick of hearing about how "normal" Suri. At this rate if the child had webbed feet and a third eye I wouldn't be surprised


Gravatar Katie has always been a little bit off, even before the brain washing. When she was filming Dawson's Creek there were all these stories about how she'd wear a down jacket between scenes no matter what the weather. I heard it had something to do with her being anorexic during the later seasons. Hey... how long until she proclaims that Scientology saved her from anorexia?


Gravatar I wanna read!!! where's the link


Gravatar mish

let's talk about that john mark karr bastard. he is like 300 shades of fucked up.


Gravatar What is his story now Grace? That dude is one fucked up mo-fo. I don't think he did it tho.


Gravatar The whole point of Scientology is brainwashing. They e-meter thing they use registers when certain topics bring forth a response in you. You hold the little can things and an auditor checks the gauges. He talks and when he gets to a subject you have "issues" with, you ever-so-slightly hold those cans a bit tighter and it shows on the gauge. They usually have Scientology booths at county fairs and you can try it yourself - squeeze the cans (not a sexual innuendo) and see for yourself. So anyway, the auditors are supposed to work with you until you are "clear" on certain subjects (aka no longer respond emotionally) - hello? That's brainwashing. It was creepy enough that this old man impregnated a young girl (versus a woman anywhere NEAR his own age), but all this other shit has got to be downright criminal. You want to know why Katie is wearing a wool coat? Because Tom told her to. It's a game. "Let's see what we can make Katie do." And she just smiles and nods and whenever a flicker of realization comes into her eyes he's probably got some code word he can say to put her back into her zombie state. I'm not even joking here. There's something very weird going on.


Gravatar me either. i think he wishes he did it.

haven't been following it too close the last few days, but i guess he has 2 ex-wives that he married when they were teenagers. i saw an interview on larry king the other night with one of them and she said he was a total control freak. she wasn't even allowed to take a shower by herself. the first wife had twin daughters that died at birth that they named Angel and Innocence...the second one has a kid by him named Seven Exodus.

when i see him on tv he looks completely starstruck. i think either he or tom cruise is the anti-christ.


Gravatar Haha Grace, imho, I think both are too stupid to be the Anti-Christ. I am going to say Karl Rove for the win

I haven't been following the JonBenet thing too much cuz I got overloaded from it the 1st time around. Plus as soon as freakboy said he picked her up from school then killed her I thought, dude is seriously stupid, everyone knows kids get the week before xmas off. Then I tuned out.

All I know is those two bitches from Fox, Nancy Grace & Greta whatshername are creaming their panties with this whackjob.

I still contend the brother did it


Gravatar i bet it's one big orgy behind the cameras over at Fox right now.

looks like MK is back...


Gravatar Tom is such a bad joke. His career is just about over.


Gravatar When is Paris gonna turn on Perez, I cannot wait because it's gonna happen.

Then I will be back in full force cuz you know Perez is gonna queen out and go an a rampage

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I'm waiting for that too. I want her and Lindsay to turn on Perez so he can be bitchy and insulting to them too LOL. Paris probably loves it though, that she got a gossip blogger on her side.


As for Tom/Katie, I don't really want to blame her parents for this. The way I see it, Tom won't let them near her. I keep reading that he's making her dump all her old friends and that she barely sees her parents anymore because they aren't one of "them".


Gravatar Just desserts would be a straightjacket and muzzle.


Gravatar Katie looks great in the first pic!


Gravatar Abusers usually isolate their victims. They have to know where their captives are, at all times!

So if Katie is hiding bruises, I won't be surprised. Not saying it's so, but Tommy is the ultimate (gay) control freak!

Katie seems to be accepting her lot.


Gravatar Sparks, I agree that it's not her parents' fault. Legally speaking, they can't do a thing until something they can prove is criminal happens.

Really, they can't do anything. I don't think that people are fair to them when they expect them to "get her out of there" -- they CAN'T. Until there's evidence of foul play, it is ILLEGAL to remove her without her consent.

If they DID, they'd just get arrested and Lord Cruiser would probably make Katie get a restraining order.


Gravatar WTF a winter coat??? I live in San Diego and it's up in the hi 80's and low 90's in the day time right now. Even in the early morning when it's cooler you don't even need a jacket.


Gravatar I really think she has completely, totally surrendered to the crazy.


Gravatar she's hiding pregnancy...the real one this time.


Gravatar Ok first of all, those pics were not taken yesterday since I have been seeing them on several other websites for at least a week now. Come on. Secondly, why are we all surprised she is dressed like its January? Have you not seen how they all dress out there? 100 degrees = skinny jeans, scarves, and coats. Plus, and like any good Scientologist should know, if sunlight touches the skin, you melt. Damn get your heads out of your asses people.


Gravatar *sigh* Still no Suri....


Gravatar In the novel The Bell Jar, one of the characters, a brilliant girl, is in the middle of a complete breakdown. The author writes that the girl, who was working in NYC for the summer, starts dressing in a fur coat and rubber boots because she feels cold.

Katie is an example of life imitating art. Maybe she feels the need to "cover up" because she is feeling guily in the extreme over the pact she made with Herr Napoleon Cruiser.

After 10 years of therapy, I'm rather good at making half assed assumptions, but in this case, I don't think I'm far from hitting the mark.

It could also be she is actually with child again, being required to produce a child that will pass for a Cruise offspring. If Suir is real, then the baby must be mixed race or deformed in some way and now Katie has to come forth with a replacement.

Scary, isn't it?


Gravatar you know who--Yes, phony smiles not withstanding, these are two very fucked-up people with a LOT of secrets.


Gravatar in case someone hasn't already said so (must admit i CTRL ENDed through the comments, as there were so many!), i read on another blog that this meeting was at Yahoo headquarters in san jose or therabouts. apparently, Y! is the only place that still wants to work with this freakshow! ; )


Gravatar it's the crazy cold lifeless life for her. Tom you are the anti-christ


Gravatar Bonnie Fuller | 08.25.06 - 10:46 pm | #

hey, you got a weblink about this book? I want a sneek peek!can't wait! I hope he wasn't meeting for another huge contract,I was hoping redstone would end his popularity. I never was into tom cruise, he kinda creeped me out. anyone hear about the Australian women who awarded him biggest sexist? haha!


Gravatar What is the fucking title of this book? Bitch is pre-ordering from Amazon, ok?


Gravatar Even Brit and K-sperm are laughing at these two.


Gravatar YEAH.....THAT AIN'T KATIE. GREAT LOOK-A-LIKE, BUT KATIE SHE AIN'T

LOOK CLOSELY AT THAT FACE!
My brother-in-law glanced at that picture and just out of the blue said, "Who is that?"

I said, "That's Katie Holmes."
he said, "No that's not. Look at her face."

I took a closer look and I believe him. That's why she always has those sunglasses on and those heavy close. They cover her up completely.


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